This Is How You DON'T Play Driver: San Francisco
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
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Bet you weren't expecting another one of these so soon, were ya? Well, that makes two of us. This was only a spur-of-the-moment "I wonder if THIS would work" idea that popped into my head the other day after revising one of those "Bugged Mechanics" videos, and this one just happened to work out well. And I only spent, like, two days' worth of editing on it. I had fun, though, and that's what counts.
It's all good.
Listening to Phil Rage in slow motion is so funny.
13:13
17:26
24:20
25:34
33:37
44:15
46:13
50:32
How did you all like the "Night Mode" comments? I forgot to change the theme before I started screencapping comments, but I think it worked out well, given the game's black boxes around the subtitles. Thematically appropriate and all that.
I liked it too
Phil hits cars he isn't supposed to hit and somehow misses the cars he is supposed to hit, always, and it never gets old. Remember, he can be good at games, if he wants to
24:20 25:30 44:07 50:30 Whut? ~Cahm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwn!!!
Also, anyone else notice Phil never presses RB to quick shift to another car?
This playthrough is so magical. The characters in the game are such braying jackasses that I can *totally* believe the nonsense collision dystopia Phil's bringing to life.
This is amazing. By far one of my favorite TIHYDP videos
He's never played any other Driver games? Oh boy, imagine the salt if he played the first game and he got to the final mission. He'd never beat it. Controller slams would be aplenty.
He wouldn't make it past the tutorial.
That tutorial's actually kind of hard. Sometimes you would go to do a 180, reverse 180, or 360 and the game wouldn't register it. Not to mention, hit anything four times and you fail. So yeah, Phil probably would get stuck on the tutorial as well.
LOL just remembered all the bugs and glitches from Driver 3 and the rocket powered police cars!
ekirbo I have to admit that tutorial misson in the carpark is complete bullshit though
Slam count. Include any if I missed them.
26:34
44:31
17:52
34:39
*_SLAAAMMINN'_*
You forgot 44:32.
That Stocking edit at 49:00 fucking kills me every time i watch this. 👌😂
I clicked on this because I know how much Phil hates racing games and how clueless he is on the basics of driving. I was not disappointed.
Phil REALLY likes the sound of his own voice doesn't he? My god how he goes on and on and on and oooooooooooon... damn!
Lmaooo Phil never even bothers to reset the game to fix that steering wheel glitch
40:44 - 41:43 The game was talking to Phil directly. LOL
M Hale Fucking comedy gold.
44:24 glorious controller smashing phil 💖
24:45 "wow, a random pedestrian hits me" That's not how cars work, Phil, "pedestrians" are the people on the sidewalk, not other cars!
47:17 A FULL 360 SPIN~!
Another TIHYDP by Chaff.....Awesome.
We salute you Chaff for syphoning through this trainwreck. we should help our noble creator by donating for his therapy after another dsp driving game.
*Phil rear-ends a parked car*
"CAWM AWN DUDE he ran right into me!"
Please make more of these Mr. Chaff. You're probably one of the best doing this. Editing is really good.
24:14 Slows down the vehicle instead of driving far away from the police, gets wrecked, and bawls like a moron. Definitely the most greatest thing to do by a “gamer”.
WOOO ANOTHER CHAFF TIHYDP! Love your tihydp's. Still waiting for Phil play Jak 3 so we see an excellent conclusion to the trilogy of Jak and Daxter TIHYDP's
Damn Chaff you can not let me go cant you lol.
I just can't keep your name outta my mouth, man. I'm *obviously* in love with you dood.
No doubt dood. Upload when you feel like it man like i always say.
I laughed so hard at 24:21! Completely unexpected KAHM OOONNNNNNN...
Oh god... Given how badly he did at this Driver... I imagine Driver 1 would absolutely curb-stomp Phil.
I like how he always say "There was nothing I could do"
He also always says:
"That was/is so STUPID"
"Well, that was fair"
(Add more if you remember them).
Remember kids, swearing is not funny within itself. You need context to make it land. For Phil to learn this, he'll need to learn 'context' and its definition. It's just slightly past 'content'.
I wonder how many times Phil has said "That was stupid" and variations across all of his playthoughs?
36:38 If Phil is good at one thing, it is to find glitches like this. I think he would actually be a legit good playtester.
The hilarious part is he finds almost all of them by being a dumbass in the first place.
24:21 KHAM AAAAAAAAAAAANNN!
Oh my gyaaaaahd
13:10 caaawmaaaaaaahnnnn
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
God damn the slow-mo CAMAAAAAAAAAAHNs crack me up everytime.
With bad his driving is i'm suprised he even made it past the first part of the game
19:42 i'm dying it's like the game literally set him up to fail right there
It's like something straight out of a Michael Bay film 😂
Hey, this game kinda reminds a bit of Burnout in a way.
Should I grab this one later on?
I can't say--I've never played it, myself. I imagine it'd be a fun time if you picked it up at a low price.
Hmm.
I Play all the driver series and I say Yeah It fun to play there alot side activity and their hidden mission based on classic car chase like Speed, Starsky and Hutch, Pulp Fiction, and there secret only you can unlock by using the Back to the Future car ( that was genious from their part) so dont waste time a buy It you will enjoy It
YES. You won't regret it!
This is how you don't drive
The fact he never uses Shift is astounding.
Another case of DSP Drives It.
It's not the Corvette it's you
I'm saddened by how this game seems to not have Ferrari... but then again, I wouldn't want Phil ruin my favorite car maker.
Laurel Crown Licensing probably was too expensive or they didn't want they're cars in the game I'm asuming.
You know what I want to see. Home try gex enter the gecko. Love the game. Would see one of these videos. But that game CAN be difficult especially due to the password save mechanic.
I'm starting to get the impression Phil thinks every car on the road is supposed to only focus on his driving and dodge out of the way.
You should watch the This is How you don't play Need For Speed Payback videos - (Yes, there are 2) by the Outsyder.
He added a Counter for Quits, Controller Slams, Restarts, Fails, Crashes, Game/Devs Suck.
Quit Counter - 5
Slam Counter - 9
Crash Counter - 237
Restart Counter - 209
Mission Failed Counter - 64
Game/Dev Sucks Counter - 269
Why does he always say "look I just got robbed!" Or "there was nothing I could do!"
Who knows? He acts as if something that was supposed to happen didn't and the game is somehow at fault. They're practically his catchphrases.
DSP still sucks at all games
No some times I play with not braking one laws
AH AH AH AH AH AH THE WHEEL AH AH AH CMAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNN
17:00 24:00
25:30
33:35
44:15
Chaffff!!!
+Next Time I Tell You To Do Something You Do It!!! Whaaaaaaaaat???
***** lol just saying hello. That's all 🙂
44:31 Controller SMASH
Wow this guy doesn't even know what pedestrians are lol.
Nice work
lol at the end xD
lmao 1:01:14
KHAM OOOOOOOOON
Keep it up bro
Imagine a Parallel Lines kinda game with these graphics,the real cars and a good plot....
Why making this "Tanner in coma" bullshit.....?!? i never understood that
Because, people like the old Driver San Francisco plot.
This is great lol
36:39
How was he a former pro fighter? he's so bad at videogames!
bad driving :v dont mad its game -_-