@@Redact63Lluks I mean, you're not wrong. But then, most leaders do, it's just that our media isn't censored, so it actually makes it into the cut the internet gets.
He knows the heat is coming for him! 😆 Side note- I legitimately know someone that named his son “Harrison Johnson” just so he could call him Harry Johnson! And that’s just mean... hilarious, but mean. 😂
I can carry a lotta tools in my tool belt, which makes me more functional. I can switch out tools in my belt for different work, which makes me more versatile. Be a fu€king toolbelt.
"Oh I made an offer to text your girlfriend. I can show her all the rings." "Uh, he talked to my girlfriend? That's mean. Boy, that's mean. Tom Brady that's so mean."
“I thought there was an angel on top of the car, but it was just a mutant goat.” Yeah, I feel you man. Those mutant goats can look like angels sometimes.
I was playing around trying to make a bad lip reading video of Elon Musk. I gave up in 30 minutes. It is impossible. You have perfected your craft, it is an art and a science.
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
That's the part when I started to lol but by the time the music started I was laughing so hard I woke up the whole sleepy town. The funniest thing in years.
A behind-the-scenes of this whole process would be absolutely awesome. I myself, and surely many others would love to bear witness to how they come up with these dubs. I'm curious as to whether or not there's a conference room with a bulletin board of suggestions or if they merely come up with this brilliance off the cuff. I imagine there's a whole lot of work put into these either way
@@drhexagonapus He's literally said it. In the beginning he only said, " I don't think god decides who wins football games", but later became more explicit in his statements.
With twilight coming out on Netflix, I had to revisit the classic BLR, and thought surely this guy can't still be making vids. The content has literally only got better. A+
Some old man in China will watch this someday, not knowing it’s a parody and believe this is how football players talk and think Americans are insane...
Somehow this is exactly how my conversations go in my dreams~ they make no sense at all and from time to time only 2 sentences really "fit together" xDD
that song at the end.... we didnt deserve that, but we are grateful we got it.
Anyone else wanting just that song as a second video to loop it endlessly?
Just me..?
We are not worthy to have that song
@@lorelk8782 I STAND WITH YOU!
This song is like finding $20 in your pocket before you do pants laundry
Lonely Island would be proud
"Kole Noscopy. Go ahead."
This is a man who has been through a lot in life.
God bless everyone ..,,
not very often do i hear kole with a k
The go ahead was so perfect, that had me dying lmao
Or he’s just one of GrayStillPlays’ sims
He is often the butt of the joke.....
Sorry, it was right there lol
You guys dropped this insanely fast. Well done!
I was thinking the same thing!
🗿Yes
Didn't think I would see you here
@MICAH VAWTER at least twenty nine times more.
@@funbrainz2220 Ahhhh ya! That is pretty cool.
“I could show her all the rings!” The fact Tom Brady was saying this is just amazing
When they can match up an actual relevant sentence like that it's mind boggling.
This called bad lip reading, it's intentionally inaccurate
Except it's not inaccurate.@@fromulus
“12. Easy.”
True friendship right there.
KOLE NOSCOPY: “go ahead“ bwaaahahaaaaaaa!
Jordan Love and Logan Ryan. True friends
That was my favorite line💀💀
One of the best parts of the video
@Nola Memento Mori🖤🤍
“Lost a quarter in my foreskin.”
Hate when that happens.
Must be really cheesy down there, need to clean up down there and you'll find it.
@@TheTurkaderr That’s my Fumunda Cheese.
Cheese from under
comforting to know i'm not alone
Just shake it out to get a dime and two nickels!
@@lorraine9242 The only thing that came out was whipped cream
I get more excited for this than the Super Bowl
and it certainly was more entertaining lol
Same I’ve been waiting for this since the beginning of the football season 😂😂
Lol me toooooo
This is the only reason for nfl to exist anymore.
SAME
Is this the only BLR we're going to get this year??
Gave up after Biden won, cuz Biden speaks in Bad Lip Readings
@@j.francisward1897 when memes become reality it hurts us all.
What happened
@@miplaylis2054 the US president says shit that is funnier than anyone could pretend he might say.
@@Redact63Lluks I mean, you're not wrong. But then, most leaders do, it's just that our media isn't censored, so it actually makes it into the cut the internet gets.
Who ever does Tom Brady's voice should get an oscar
Isn't it all the same person?!...😳😳😳😳😳😳
What award would that be exactly.
@@JGunit The Oscar for Best Surround Sound CGI by a single mom raising three kids while studying string theory
u mean the same person that does all the other voices
The one doing mahomes is the mvp
"Kole Noscopy , go ahead" lmfao.
😃 thank you for likes 😃
He's ready for it. 🤣
He knows the heat is coming for him! 😆
Side note- I legitimately know someone that named his son “Harrison Johnson” just so he could call him Harry Johnson! And that’s just mean... hilarious, but mean. 😂
Yeah classic
@@MrWizeazz I used to razz a friend of mine because his mother was named Sharon Johnson...
th-cam.com/video/S27hXw0jAks/w-d-xo.html phase 3
Brady: "I'm so humble"
Trainer: "Good job man"
Brady: "I know"
okay
They didn't change the audio 😂
Sounds about right ✅
One of my favorite clips in this besides the Mahomes yelling.
@@randdeardorff5091 Was gonna say that, ya beat me to it. 😄
''-Don't be a tool belt.
-What?
-A tool belt. Like, be yourself. Not a belt.'''
The best advise you can have in live. For real !
ha it really is
I can carry a lotta tools in my tool belt, which makes me more functional. I can switch out tools in my belt for different work, which makes me more versatile. Be a fu€king toolbelt.
"Oh I made an offer to text your girlfriend. I can show her all the rings."
"Uh, he talked to my girlfriend? That's mean. Boy, that's mean. Tom Brady that's so mean."
This is legitimately a savage burn
@@MurdocIsASaint it was actually said
This was the best part of NFL BLRs since the orange peanut. No joke
@@DMBlade4 An orange peanut! For me?!
@@veryberry39 well i accept you.
"I'm disappointed in your wrist size" I'm actually self-conscious about that.. Thanks a lot Poyer
I can't be the only one that looked down at their wrist when he said that. I did feel genuinely attacked yeahghuia
@@janetownley the girth. THE GIRTH.
I’m disappointed that you thought someone cared about you being self-conscious about your wrist
Same lol
"Be yourself. Not a belt."
Solid.
Tool.
Words to live by
I need that on my wall
"I’ll do anything you’re asking, HAAAAAAAAAAA"
That got me every time😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I always think Ezekiel Elliot is saying “I’ll do anything that your ass can.” He looks pretty seductive in that clip.
“The wind, the wind, ohhh the wind” “ yea literally zero wind”
th-cam.com/video/S27hXw0jAks/w-d-xo.html phase 3
“Well may I offer to text your girlfriend I can show her all the rings”
That wasn’t a bad lip reading that’s just what he said
Big facts
TRUEEE
For real tho
th-cam.com/video/1fukprBT6gQ/w-d-xo.html
God bless everyone..,,
" *E* *e* *E* *e* *E* *e* *E* *e* ... Sorry, I was talking to a bat. He's gonna be okay." 😆
I can relate
DED at that part :D
God bless everyone.,
I heard the bat was eaten
That one got me. 🤣
"I lost a quarter in my foreskin" I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BROKEN A FEW RIBS LAUGHING-
🤣🤣🤣
oh my god this
ok
Please do not flick a plant into my eye! That would be annoying and hurt!
Verified with 2 likes? That's weird 🤨
@@brodstytoasty uh you clearly don’t know one of the most important youtube channels of 2017-18
@@brodstytoasty Bushman scare prank
th-cam.com/video/H_SN2vWqi0U/w-d-xo.html
Bushman
To be fair, it would indeed hurt.
PEANUTE BUTEER, PEANUTE BUTEER!
I refuse to think that Tom Brady’s lines aren’t what he’s actually saying
Better warm my towel.
... 🤭 But, it's true!
Specifically in that voice too
Especially “I’ll have to pay you in cash” ….to the refs 🤷🏻♀️
Especially the belt one lol
They need to do a zoom meeting where all the players are watching this and laughing their heads off. That would be an instant TH-cam classic.
I would 1000% watch that lol.
OMG 🤣 absolutely
Omg that's fucking brilliant!!! 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
"how'd frank get a frittata?" Man is asking the real questions.
“I thought there was an angel on top of the car, but it was just a mutant goat.”
Yeah, I feel you man. Those mutant goats can look like angels sometimes.
As saw
"Risk is really risky" - true words have never been spoken.
Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor
God bless everyone..,
Boneslaw. Duct tape
*Truer
A baby is a little man
I was playing around trying to make a bad lip reading video of Elon Musk. I gave up in 30 minutes. It is impossible. You have perfected your craft, it is an art and a science.
Totally!!! I sorta/kinda learned to read lips from a deaf friend who could and it's NOT easy!
0:18 "I'll flick a plant... into your eye"
Thank you for your service.
@MR.random57 - saved from what? hell? 🤣
Straight talent.
0:53 Cremson DeLowry, the Earl of Transylvania | Freshmountain Sweetroll | Cankle Chafer | Swellcrotch
1:43 Morflavorus, the Amazing Zazoo! | Audio Tone Golem
2:24 X-Rated Kissing Machine | T'Trerio Typhoim | (just) Woodsack
3:17 Kole Noscopy | Huxley Icefish | Quizzlan Margu | Governor Gucci
3:31 Pachelbel Potato-Pail | Equinis Decay | Tumor Stuff
3:51 Mild Whisper James | Socks | Buck Tasty | Drizzlin' Flamenco Baton | Shy Lamar Slemps | Johnny Marvelous
4:48 Grocklin Sandpaper | Baba O'Riley | Boneslaw Duct Tape | Scopesnake
5:20 Squatch Honcho | Tiny Morning-Rash | Borkzimmer Shasta | Rockitaw Wingnut | Silky Bidet Jorgensen | Wart Candy
6:01 Braincramp Cranklin | Symbolicious | Hoteltour Mosaic | Quail Overees | Laddison Landpiper | Dreem Nutz | SJ-1 Awesomer Tattoo
Thanks for the effort 👍👍
@@BojaneBugami your thanks are much appreciated
Ezekiel Elliot looks like he means it when he says "I'll do anything you're asking."
Truly lol
Dude i was dying at that part. The way he like moves his head and twinks his eye 🤣🤣🤣
How do you think he got that scholarship? 😉
He does unless it's asking him to get a few extra yards on the field.
“Ima text your girlfriend and show her my rings” that was ruthless😂😂😂😂
I think he actually said that lmfao
Fosho
GOVERNOR GUCCI.
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH Dude shut up
"I get it he's tall he's a star and married to a goddess. But what does he do in a bathtub? WHAT DOES HE DO IN A BATHTUB?!!! 😂
His facial expressions killed me lol
That was the best one
He really wanna know lol
That's the part when I started to lol but by the time the music started I was laughing so hard I woke up the whole sleepy town. The funniest thing in years.
A behind-the-scenes of this whole process would be absolutely awesome. I myself, and surely many others would love to bear witness to how they come up with these dubs. I'm curious as to whether or not there's a conference room with a bulletin board of suggestions or if they merely come up with this brilliance off the cuff. I imagine there's a whole lot of work put into these either way
Tom Brady: "I'm so humble"
Teammate: "Good job man"
Tom Brady: "I know"
💍💍💍💍💍💍💍
@@lhodgins7 7th like
@@lhodgins7 didn’t dare give you a like since you have seven already
Keep @Luke HodGinz likes at 7
@@FBI-xk4vf I was the 8th like :)
When homie said “her heart is fictional” I felt that
"I was hoping maybe I could read you some bible verses."
*everyone scatters*
O:
That's how you get your own seat on the bus!
I've not watched a second of NFL, but I love knowing when the Superbowl's on, cos it means we'll soon get a new Bad Lip Reading.
"You got crows feet"
"Come back here. Kid!"
I think that was actually said
I feel like their whole altercation that was what they actually said
😂😂
Everyone knows he didn't say "kid."
@皇国臣民 not at all relevent learn to shush
Sorry, I was talking to a bat. He's gonna be okay.
Thank God. I was so worried.
"I like to pretend I'M a creature of the night!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slater is such a good guy he even cares about bats
Bats have feelings too. Its good they have someone to talk to.
The bat's probably gonna be okay because it's not in China. 😬
“I like to pretend I’m a creature of the night.”
My four year old self felt that.
Have you watched the movie "Meet The Blacks"?
@@tumelo4526 Sadly I haven't 😔
Yes...four year old self... definitely not my 36 year old self.
“His dumplins are danglin there!!!” Lmao it keeps getting funnier every second
“I was hoping I could read you some bible verses”
- Aaron Rodgers
Everyone else "ohhhhh" *leaves*
When properly summoned, the Audio Tone Golem is a musician's best friend.
I hear Boss is making him into a pedal
God bless everyone..,,
Jamz by Golem
I feel that
"She got pushed in the fountain then she stabbed her legs...obviously she was carrying assorted tools"
I feel like that's not even parody...
he's cracked the case!
Obviously. 👍
Obviously she didn't follow Brady's advice.
For just such a possibility
1:30 “You want me to compute?” Gets me every time. 🤣
2:43 "Sorry I was Talking to a Bat,
He's gonna be okay"......LOL I'm done
I died
I thought he was speaking Dolphin
The fact he was speaking bat makes me want to learn bat. The classes in my community college are filled up.
“She got pushed in the fountain, then she stabbed her legs. Obviously she was carrying a lot of assorted tools.” -The Ref
This one made me belly laugh at 5:30am cst haha
NOW that was funny
I spat my drink when he said that....
Wise words
It's the body language that makes this a gem
"I thought there was an angel on top of the car, but it was just a mutant goat ahehehe" 0:40
It's actually a very engaging story really
Hey buddy, what happened? Where'd you go?
It's been 7 months now..
“Just run toward the other side, then I will pitch it to you.”
Best football advice I’ve ever heard.
Why is this so hard for some teams to figure out!?
That was the whole Pittsburgh offense this year.
th-cam.com/video/QYxNtMINVwo/w-d-xo.html
Yes and I just learned something about football
It’s not football at all if there’s barely any ball to feet contact so don’t call it football
“I’m disappointed in your wrist size.”
Me too, Jordan Poyer. Me too.
Rogers : "I was thinking....maybe I could read you some bible verses?"
Everyone : "Later"
it’s ironic bc Rodgers is an atheist irl
I was crackin up lel
@@chrisray5054 he is? Did you read that somewhere?
@@drhexagonapus He's literally said it.
In the beginning he only said, " I don't think god decides who wins football games", but later became more explicit in his statements.
"lost a quarter in my foreskin"
i couldn't have been more unprepared for that. I nearly choked on my food. gg
"I have to survive! Guess Why? I'm Pregnant! I have to survive."
"What are humans? We don't know."
...My understanding of other people in a nutshell.
Me too. And I am a mental health professional.
@@lorraine9242 the more you know the less you actually understand 😂
I make the children cry...
LMAO yes my understanding as well.
The quiet kid to the school bully: "I'm gonna do a fight"
@皇国臣民 "hanbok" sounds almost like a sport idk why xD
"just run to the other side and I'll pitch it to you" an actual good lip reading lol.
"I was thinking... I could read you guys some bible verses..." Almost lost it.
The walk away...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yup. Just walk away, Renee.
"I feel quite bad for this weakling. I'm gonna mess with him."
Pro gamers when they encounter a noob.
That's so true.
Yeah true
God bless everyone..,
Hahahaha
"I have to survive" could have actually been what Watson said considering Houston's O-line lol
XD IM PREGNANT AND I HAVE TO SURVIVEEEEEEE
Rips off .mask and spits like insanely
"Is that doll making you nervous?"
Well... It wasn't until just now...
‘’Ricky, Where’s my bunny??? RICKY?!?!?’’
Ricky: 😳
🗿
😶😶😶
“I’m disappointed in your wrist size.” There’s no coming back from that. 😔✌️
That hurt. That hurt bad.
it's been said of others 😂😂
"Your wrist game is weak, old man." - Darth Vader, script before editing.
"I'll do anything you're asking"
"Ahhh-ahhhhhh"
That shit flowed so well, it's just beautiful!
*wipes a single tear from my eye*
Add flirty hair flip, and you have yourself a masterpiece!
U guess you are ding
Earworm
"The wiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiiiiind" This is where I lost it.
“Risk is really risky.”
My man be spittin’ facts!
This should be a bumper sticker or something.
Dude's probably gonna get cut now. Not because of performance or anything, but because he's just too real for the NFL.
Me: **waiting patiently for the full version of I'll Do Anything You're Asking**
Yesssss
Same here
Aaron just wants to read his bible verses, just give him a break
With twilight coming out on Netflix, I had to revisit the classic BLR, and thought surely this guy can't still be making vids. The content has literally only got better. A+
"Eee-Eeee-Eee. Sorry. I was talking to a bat. He's gonna be okay."
I thought for sure he was talking to a dolphin👀🐬
“Everything’s worse under a lens” I feel that
Wait was it lens or a lance?
@@tougerunss8241 I thought it was Lance?
I was gonna say Gillmore came with a what seems as a wise gem on that one
“He talked to my girlfriend? That’s mean. That’s mean. Tom Brady that’s so mean.”
Im pretty sure that's what he really said which got Mathieu crying to the media
Boy that's mean!
There needs to be players reaction videos to these. Would be priceless 🙌💯
"I can feel the wind man! THE WIND! THE WIND!"
"literally zero wind"
Ya I know I used to baby sit
I READ THAT AS IT PLAYED!!!
I want the Papa Duke's rotten enculada. I'm gonna make love tonight - Sean Payton
Do duh dang do do dang I need to pay you in cash
When Tom Brady said "don't be a toolbelt, be yourself" I felt that
“I don’t know your name, but here’s some paper”
Hellllllllox
You're locked in the zoo.
What do you do?
Got me dying.XD
A challenging question!
I just realized how hard this channel has it because of everyone wearing masks
But nobody was
@@janetownley - derp
“Freezer fraud”
Tom Brady 2021
"I'll fight you" - Tom Brady 2021
Inspiring
@@ichangedthename Bushman scare prank
th-cam.com/video/H_SN2vWqi0U/w-d-xo.html
Bushman
China Joe and Kamel Toe
Also Tom Brady 2021- "Don't be a tool belt" soooooo ironic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"On a sc-"
"Twelve, easy."
that was so wholesome
@@oopc.2458 yep, when your best friend says "No, you're better than that!"
This killed me 😂😂
Had me weak!!! Lmao!
The comic timing was flawless .. I’ll watch that many times 😁
Jeez 6 months since a video...hope you're ok. Really love these videos and I hope you'll be back.
"Be yourself. Not a belt." - Tom Brady
Most inspirational thing I have read all year.
Don't be a toolbelt.
... Be yourself, not a belt.
The unfortunate implication there is he's a tool lol. 😂🤣
"Don't be a toolbelt" i gotta remember that one....
@@DoctorDispatch me too
"Risk is really risky"
So profound, yet so true.
Oh my god the brady and mathieu back and forth is sooo good. “I’ll talk to your girlfriend, show her the rings”
“He talked to my girlfriend 😭😭”
What happened to this channel? 8 months ago? Well, I hope all is well for them. 🙏
“I lost a quarter in my forskin”
**Hesitates**
-I
**hesitates again**
Me: *Double-takes*
'Wait, WHAT'
*Only one way to find that quarter*
@@breezy.14
.....bulg inspection?
Next time that man pisses, he made the human equivalent of a fire hydrant as soon as that quarter pops out
@@aidenpentz3390
Pops out?!
That’s not how forskin works....
The song at the end, just like "My Stick", has NO RIGHT to be that catchy.
Me and my kids have had the stick song stuck in our heads for over a month now. 😂
@@kristenfoster2271 What is the actual name of that song. I love it.
My stick is better than bacon ....
“I thought that was a angel on top of the car.... but it was just a mutant goat” lol 😂 I’m dead
This had me rollin.
I like to pretend I'm a creature in the night 😂
I love bad lip reading and the fact that I found a whole channel of it makes me so happy lol!
I fell like some of the things that Brady says doesn’t even need to be lipread😆
Some old man in China will watch this someday, not knowing it’s a parody and believe this is how football players talk and think Americans are insane...
And would be right 😁
Probably not tho because they banned TH-cam in China
SwellCrotch
@@jayman4569 “Some old man in Asia” didn’t have quite the same impact in this hypothetical.
@@sunshizzleyou some old man in Thailand?
"May i offer to text your girlfriend , i can show her all the rings"
Thats actually a pretty good diss line , sound like some shit brady would say lol
Somehow this is exactly how my conversations go in my dreams~ they make no sense at all and from time to time only 2 sentences really "fit together" xDD
"What are humans? We don't know"
I nearly choked on my tea 😂
lol 😂
Never drink when you're watching bad lip reading. Do you really want to die?
Are you in British man?
“Good job man”
“I know”
I’m not convinced this wasn’t actually what was said. 😂
Lol.
He's so humble, though! 😂
@@silver_woolf464 Memento Mori. Unus Annus. 🖤💀⌛️⚰️🖤
"Risk is really risky"
Ah yes, the sky is made of sky
Stole that line from Captain Obvious.
Hmmm yes the floor is made out of floor
Oof
a belief is believing something, but a statement is something you state
I'm crying. I can't take how great these guys are 😂😂
He's not wrong, you know. You DO need variety in cheese steak.
Takes off mask spits everywhere. Puts it back on. Makes perfect sense
Right? This song is the only part of this year’s idiotic SuperBowl that didn’t make me mad heh
What!!!🤬 oooooooohhhh noooooooo but the virus that’s killing literally everyone and news science 😭
People are getting tired of wearing masks also I'm sure they are tested before games
Being socially responsible 🤣
5:07
“Risk is really risky”
He spittin straight facts
“Kole noscopy.....go ahead” 😂😂