"NFL 2022" - A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL

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  • Bad Lip Reading looks back at the 2021-2022 NFL Season.
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  • @braydentaylor4639
    @braydentaylor4639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    "There was a doggy, not now. Doggone."
    Absolute genius

    • @sarahlarson2172
      @sarahlarson2172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the best.

    • @oragamiowl5031
      @oragamiowl5031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was put in the dog buffet. 8:40

    • @lunch5377
      @lunch5377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sir where’s the doggy?

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guys, HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @mo1wosoz848
      @mo1wosoz848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This part had me dying

  • @brandonowen9881
    @brandonowen9881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    "Oh wait they're looking, I have to act like there's emotion" lmao too accurate, the words and even the movements synced up perfectly. 😂

    • @Nobodyknowsman1
      @Nobodyknowsman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Britney 3 this has nothing to do with this comment

    • @luxgotchu16
      @luxgotchu16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah LOL!

    • @joestankowicz5766
      @joestankowicz5766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guys, HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @isaiahrashid7136
      @isaiahrashid7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time stamp?

  • @jonathanjohnson8656
    @jonathanjohnson8656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3923

    I wonder if the players and staff enjoy this as much as we do. ( EDIT) Thanks for all of the likes and comments!!! I really appreciate it, I've never had so many people respond to one of my comments.

    • @Saudyization
      @Saudyization 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I would hope they do and laugh their asses off lol

    • @isaac7335
      @isaac7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @homie got everything wrong wtf does that have to do with this comment?

    • @yoshieballs
      @yoshieballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I never thought about that :0

    • @quofs6805
      @quofs6805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@isaac7335 it’s just a bot comment

    • @parkerrobertson2053
      @parkerrobertson2053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@isaac7335 absolutely nothing, how does it even have upvotes? wtf

  • @julielaughs14
    @julielaughs14 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    "Big opportunities in the heartbreaking business" is actually a pretty raw line

    • @andrewcramer9200
      @andrewcramer9200 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I thought it was a Fall Out Boy song title 🤔

    • @julielaughs14
      @julielaughs14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@andrewcramer9200 It should be!

    • @JWoody1990
      @JWoody1990 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was fixing to comment the same lol

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, well, there's a mighty foul smell within the Friendzone...

    • @shelleyzoe8254
      @shelleyzoe8254 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yup

  • @donbeck8835
    @donbeck8835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    I love how despite all rivalries, players and fans all across the league are rooting for Tiny Toe.

    • @sarahsays194
      @sarahsays194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      To think all we needed for world peace was Tiny Toe.

    • @cloudy9337
      @cloudy9337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sarahsays194 sing it

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tiny Toe for president

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guys, HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @donbeck8835
      @donbeck8835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Praise___YaH Bruh. Our savior is Tiny Toe.

  • @redmoor1852
    @redmoor1852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    *"I love all my friends and fear myself"*
    My brain actually stopped for that one... That's deep, coach!

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

    • @sage9836
      @sage9836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This staryed turning into some pretty deep philosophy and abstract poetry.

    • @amberdavidson2096
      @amberdavidson2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ooh, going deep at the end! Yum!

    • @ISAFMobius18
      @ISAFMobius18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where'd they say that at?

    • @redmoor1852
      @redmoor1852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      9:30

  • @songofthieves
    @songofthieves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "Uh huh. Hey look at this Garfield" got me good. The delivery was perfect.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest TH-camr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear trai

    • @jacobawojtowicz
      @jacobawojtowicz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AxxLAfriku I'm on the weird side of TH-cam again...

    • @spiegeltn
      @spiegeltn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The replies to this comment are just pure ogre smoke.

    • @songofthieves
      @songofthieves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spiegeltn The absolute state of TH-cam

  • @madelineschramm2657
    @madelineschramm2657 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    “Your life is a journey, and it’s a pretty dang neat one.” Surprisingly inspirational.

    • @richardschwerdtfeger397
      @richardschwerdtfeger397 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Check out this Garfield

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like "Don't bring a potion, 'cause you are the potion" and "I want to go where you don't" 🤣

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    The tiny squeaky sound from the huge drum seriously made me laugh out loud!

    • @murphnickersis
      @murphnickersis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same!

    • @katydowzycki5618
      @katydowzycki5618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Made me laugh so hard caws I was t expecting it! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @n.maximo5505
      @n.maximo5505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s the part that got me the most!

    • @FeartheCyr611
      @FeartheCyr611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ditto!

    • @MD500RAT
      @MD500RAT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was my dog's favorite part for sure!

  • @reneevandevander5581
    @reneevandevander5581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "The past is where my brain goes nightly." Me too, friend. Me too.

    • @QuixoteX
      @QuixoteX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same, but how do you stop it?

    • @clem-hk2di
      @clem-hk2di 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      regrets

    • @tightpantsmachine
      @tightpantsmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The most relatable line in the history of BLR for me.

  • @JonnieQ.01
    @JonnieQ.01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    You can’t convince me that paper sniffing scene happened any other way 😂😂

    • @savage_the_wild
      @savage_the_wild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😆

    • @kellynkarr6270
      @kellynkarr6270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That was incredible

    • @ocampo7824
      @ocampo7824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      1:50

    • @momster5792
      @momster5792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Seriously! Why else would he keep doing it?! 😂😂

    • @angelam4795
      @angelam4795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's right on🤣

  • @daniellucas2968
    @daniellucas2968 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "What a striking scent it deserves another whiff." That one got me crying. So good.

  • @YankeeStacking
    @YankeeStacking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    “Awkward, I know. I’m gonna go.” - Aaron Rodgers
    THAT was not a bad lip reading right there. 😂

    • @alinavaysfligel7249
      @alinavaysfligel7249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      his was a particularly eloquent quote too.."I believe that 1+1 is 1, ya know? And when you add everyone at the game today, well, the answer is still 1. Aaand through baby eyes, the view is incredible." so true.

  • @VLaDiMiR2895
    @VLaDiMiR2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    "My thinking hours are till 10" resonated with me on a spiritual level.

  • @Dayman1997
    @Dayman1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I'm convinced McVay was actually sniffing tf outta his clipboard

    • @10meme11
      @10meme11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yes! That took me OUT! 😂🤣

    • @patricklow5652
      @patricklow5652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      On behalf of everyone who lives outside of the US, can you tell us what the coach is doing with the clipboard? Is there a microphone attached to it?

    • @figwmwrtbb
      @figwmwrtbb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@patricklow5652 The microphone is attached to his headset. He covers his mouth with the clipboard so the opposing team can't figure out the plays he's gonna have the team do by, ironically, reading his lips.

    • @patricklow5652
      @patricklow5652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@figwmwrtbb OMG! Never would've thought of that in a million years! Do you realise that means every American football team has on staff a deaf person spying on their opponents' coach from a good vantage point at every game? Unbelievable!

    • @bitterbum1
      @bitterbum1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I love when BLR can take a joke and spread it for as long as he can in a single clip. For him to have so many opportunities to say something about how that clipboard smells is fucking genius

  • @ipraytovodka
    @ipraytovodka ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "i have a very supportive neck" - LMFAO....the second his face popped up i though "damn thats a NECK"

    • @mr.poobie
      @mr.poobie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If only his career wasn’t plagued by neck injuries 😓

  • @bbkintanar
    @bbkintanar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "You gotta maximize your maximum."
    My new quote when I'm trying to hit a new PR at the gym.

    • @pearlk4494
      @pearlk4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Inspirational quote of the season

    • @brianh9358
      @brianh9358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds like a really limp phrase from some motivation coach. :)

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pearlk4494 The Bright Side of Breaking My Parents.

  • @lizb4234
    @lizb4234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

    Love this. What I look forward to after every season.

    • @KoletheCotter
      @KoletheCotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For real

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/kMco7Gnz7K8/w-d-xo.html
      Just Don't miss this :]

    • @iamsnailspeed
      @iamsnailspeed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The best part of the NFL

    • @joey_cordova_
      @joey_cordova_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it BLR during the Super Bowl as the teams were being introduced

    • @johnlagas7577
      @johnlagas7577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same! I have been checking every day since the SB

  • @GoreTorn16
    @GoreTorn16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "I love all my friends and fear myself."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @lindzbreezyoh
    @lindzbreezyoh ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Oh, I wish they'd make these more often. I laugh so hard I cry everytime.

    • @pat72396
      @pat72396 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These were the best years ago.

    • @ironhelix112
      @ironhelix112 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If they did them more often they would all probably be dead from alcohol hahahaha

    • @sli0.0
      @sli0.0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too!

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd love to know how they come up with those names.

  • @redswasted8624
    @redswasted8624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "my thinking hours are till 10"
    That one resonated with me 😂

  • @EvaGv3ll
    @EvaGv3ll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    "I know I should wear a mask, but I'll just place.. this here". That was amazing xD

    • @JonnyBoi1984
      @JonnyBoi1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol, just as effective as a mask

    • @asassynation9955
      @asassynation9955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I died! Haha! 🤣

    • @cellularautomaton.
      @cellularautomaton. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JonnyBoi1984 lmao do you shit on people's lawns like the ottawa truckers

    • @jessepitel2464
      @jessepitel2464 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely shed some laughter tears on that one.

    • @JonnyBoi1984
      @JonnyBoi1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cellularautomaton. umm, no? I'm not even sure what that means.

  • @astriival
    @astriival 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I love how the names get even more obscure the longer the video goes on.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "farcical snake battalion"

    • @hellnoodlerat4937
      @hellnoodlerat4937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The names are my favorite part

    • @C1nderfire
      @C1nderfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right? I was like wait what?

    • @MichaelPiz
      @MichaelPiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jarsh.

    • @bitspacemusic
      @bitspacemusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yesno Yeahnaw

  • @CrispymexicanDUCK
    @CrispymexicanDUCK ปีที่แล้ว +46

    John Gruden pondering great book names is probably the best section of the video.

  • @iamionscat9035
    @iamionscat9035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I thought this was supposed to be a "bad lip reading" a significant portion of Ravens fans will tell you that 5:48 "Hey Listen! It was fun how you dropped it again, that time." is actually a straight accurate translation.

    • @mikegleim5241
      @mikegleim5241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, that hit a lil close to home. 😆 Only one I couldn't laugh at...

    • @iamionscat9035
      @iamionscat9035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mikegleim5241 I think we had a similar viewing experience. I was thinking "How closely do they pay attention to the trials and tribulations of each team?" and "Are these guys closet Ravens fans?" I mean the first one I remember was right after the Ravens superbowl...

    • @S_VC
      @S_VC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn’t see this comment, until after i just posted one, I almost choked on my food from laughing so hard.

  • @RestlessHarp
    @RestlessHarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "I really like the fact that I'm an artiste" 7:22 😂
    I look forward to these every year! Thanks for another masterpiece! 👌

  • @davidwhiting1761
    @davidwhiting1761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    When the Super Bowl finished I immediately thought "Well, the season's over, and now BLR has all the material they need for another NFL Bad Lip Reading. Hope that comes soon." And here we are.

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

  • @henrysmith4907
    @henrysmith4907 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Kyler Murray going “why don’t I ever get to kick the ball” followed up by his teammates surprised face is just too good

    • @Jemppu
      @Jemppu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So perfect.

    • @SorendeSelbyBowen
      @SorendeSelbyBowen ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't explain the concept of the quick kick to him; he will obsess about trying it.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    I'm not even a sports fan but I love these and always look forward to them!

  • @ottotroels-smith8575
    @ottotroels-smith8575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “Icarus Downwind” sounds pretty sick. I would read that haha.

    • @E_Unik
      @E_Unik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "The Nile ran West" sounds like an existential book.

    • @algini12
      @algini12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@E_Unik He has plenty of time to write them now. He was fired.

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@algini12 ooooh why??

    • @algini12
      @algini12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ItsBunnyBuns Someone found a couple of racist emails he wrote a decade ago. Actually, I was incorrect. He resigned in disgrace, saying he didn't want to be a distraction to the Raiders.

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@algini12 oh wow, canceling himself. I’m sure he’s comfortable living with his millions though.

  • @xavolzm
    @xavolzm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "The past is where my brain goes nightly" That hit a little bit more close to home that I would like 🙃

    • @returnoftheromans6726
      @returnoftheromans6726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol! Paused for a good laugh. That was a good one. A little too good . . . 😂

    • @tugboat6940
      @tugboat6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PTSD is a bitch

    • @drewhaaland7617
      @drewhaaland7617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Regrets! D:

    • @xavolzm
      @xavolzm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drewhaaland7617 😂

  • @fivepoint5sicks
    @fivepoint5sicks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    This is so underrated. Doing this is not easy. Trying to match words to lip movements while keeping to a single narrative is very challenging. Channels like this should feature a 2 thumbs up button.

    • @Steelburgh
      @Steelburgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They made a better story for High School Musical than the people who actually made the movie (better music too). Geniuses.

    • @Steven-ze2zk
      @Steven-ze2zk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      While I am constantly surprised by the amount of people who have never heard of this incredible channel I would still not describe this channel as underrated because of the number of subs he has.

    • @suekelly4503
      @suekelly4503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree. Good point!

    • @petehakkinen3020
      @petehakkinen3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the writing is very funny.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    "Your life is a journey, and it's pretty dang neat one."
    "Uh huh, look at this Garfield!" LOL!

    • @bingbong1966
      @bingbong1966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Probably actual footage from the lions bench

    • @spiegeltn
      @spiegeltn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yesno Yeahnaw

    • @chiefstain
      @chiefstain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cool, you watched it too

    • @HeadCannon19
      @HeadCannon19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I died at that part

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HeadCannon19 My condolences! ;-)

  • @averybrown2286
    @averybrown2286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Man those fake young adult titles had me laughing! “Soul Break” “The Nile Ran West” and “Icarus Downwind” definitely sound like something a high school English teacher would make you read😂😂

    • @owenplaster9825
      @owenplaster9825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YESSSS

    • @ywLDSforever
      @ywLDSforever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Somebody should write them, just to see what happens. :D

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Nile Ran West does kind of sound like something that would have been written in the 1800s though, it just has this sort of feel of a story about colonialism

    • @skepto-o-punk8286
      @skepto-o-punk8286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would read Icarus Downwind in a heartbeat! 😂😂

    • @jacksonferrell2815
      @jacksonferrell2815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I would not only read The Bright Side of Breaking My Parents, I would watch the movie too. The book would be better but the movie would still be worth watching.

  • @TheMegaNanometer
    @TheMegaNanometer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "watch and i'll do an efficient dance"
    "how efficient is your efficient dance?"
    "i'll travel a mile or less to see it"
    lmao that's brilliant 😂

    • @UnbeLISAble
      @UnbeLISAble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A mile or LESS 😂😂😂

  • @duanlingtian8703
    @duanlingtian8703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The friend's excitement when he heard he can cast ogre smoke 🤣

    • @hawaiianshirts4715
      @hawaiianshirts4715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's gotta be a real spell in D&D or some other game, right? If it isn't, it should be.

    • @SarahDaraban
      @SarahDaraban ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s a pretty hard spell

    • @trinity6302
      @trinity6302 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Level 5 Evocation Wizard spell at the very least

    • @wcoast6123
      @wcoast6123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I know, I know...but you see I already know that already"

    • @bl00dlikewayne
      @bl00dlikewayne ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hawaiianshirts4715 ogre smoke. for non-ogres its very hard to cast. but for an ogre the spell is literally just an ogre fart.

  • @derfanddarf1
    @derfanddarf1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Throat's kinda hurting but I don't want to freak out the friends." Been there a few times over these past couple years.

  • @angelab5267
    @angelab5267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    My thinking hours are until ten. This is the most relatable one LOL

  • @bjhh1
    @bjhh1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I'd be very surprised if 'the bright side of breaking my parents' doesn't become a movie in the next 5 years

  • @Kneb587
    @Kneb587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    5:00 "I mean, I except that my goal here's not kicking the ball. But like, why don't I _ever_ get to kick the ball?" XD That bit just fits _so perfectly._

  • @Dvailen
    @Dvailen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Ya gotta maximize your maximum”
    Most inspirational thing I’ve heard in the last 2 years.

  • @Dinkdownn
    @Dinkdownn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The sniffing the play sheet.. omg I lost it. That’s hilarious 😂😂

  • @bigtommy9715
    @bigtommy9715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Through baby eyes the view is incredible”
    Oddly beautiful statement

  • @AmandaRS91
    @AmandaRS91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I don’t even watch football, but the NFL Bad Lip Readings are my favorite.🤣

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “There was a doggie, not now. Dog gone.”
    I snorted painfully at that one.

  • @mgraysonhay
    @mgraysonhay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    “Let’s go” to “tiny toe…” So freaking simple but so freaking hilarious. Brilliant stuff as usual BLR!

    • @LevCallahan
      @LevCallahan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm pretty sure they were really saying "touchdown".

    • @trevorodell5564
      @trevorodell5564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Brandon" to "Baby toe" was a nice touch, too.

    • @Nano0k
      @Nano0k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It just got 81 million times funnier.

    • @chrithwaddle
      @chrithwaddle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LevCallahan thank you! As a non nfl and no American person i was so confused as to what they were saying hahaha.

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL no doubt, I'm crying over here.

  • @emerraldx
    @emerraldx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    “I am a dazzling herbivore who hates money” might actually be what Tyler Locket really said 😜

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For real - I laughed so hard because I'm like...did he actually say that?!? :)

    • @amyparra1881
      @amyparra1881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I cracked up! And then the way he's just gloomily staring off.... 😄

    • @sophiecoats-clemans329
      @sophiecoats-clemans329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the fact that it was preceded by “i’m kind of a special american” was too good

  • @JediMaestr0
    @JediMaestr0 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “I really like the fact that I am an ✨artiste✨” is killing me, he looks so genuinely smug

    • @newportreds6710
      @newportreds6710 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that made me die laughing

    • @winterfire89
      @winterfire89 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He really thought he ate there

    • @RalphCelian
      @RalphCelian หลายเดือนก่อน

      He definitely said that

  • @VeggieGamer
    @VeggieGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    "I am a dazzling herbivore who hates money"
    Best line.

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That is a special American.
      (edit, was wrong, I thought he had said strange 8:17)

    • @VeggieGamer
      @VeggieGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@leovk5779 No wonder he looks so sad! :(

    • @MichaelPiz
      @MichaelPiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jarsh.

    • @daisy12pinkanime85
      @daisy12pinkanime85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why is he in the NFL if he hates money? 🤣

    • @TheJingles007
      @TheJingles007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leovk5779 Nah, he is a typical socialist American

  • @kayo3481
    @kayo3481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Through baby eyes the view is incredible." So true, Dude. So true. 😂😂😂

  • @thulsa_doom
    @thulsa_doom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    06:27 "You gotta maximise your maximum".
    What a quote.

    • @DoctorDispatch
      @DoctorDispatch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Words to live by. I'm gonna have that made into a sign for my office.

  • @hepunk
    @hepunk ปีที่แล้ว +72

    3:59 "That is NOT the truck I had buried, you need to check that McCree got the drop". Im in tears lmao

  • @dondavenport7077
    @dondavenport7077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Ogre Smoke's one of the hardest spells you can even do!" Bringing that into my D&D game, lol.

    • @nellgwenn
      @nellgwenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You shouldn't even be talking about it.

    • @capone51
      @capone51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can't tell if the coach is excited or angry that he casted ogre smoke.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder what its damage dice is?

    • @nellgwenn
      @nellgwenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidparkes7741 I wouldn't know. I've never even came close to the Ogre Smoke spell.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nellgwenn Darn. I wonder if anyone has? Lol.

  • @_Tokenwhtguy
    @_Tokenwhtguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    7:04 I'd definitely read Icarus Downwind. Sounds engaging and uplifting... until the end of course.

    • @Akumasama
      @Akumasama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it'd be a bit of a slow burner, I'd be afraid it would fall flat at some point.

    • @BeingFireRetardant
      @BeingFireRetardant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that the prequel to Puddle Of Feathers, or the sequel to Honey In The Sunshine ?

    • @gohawks3571
      @gohawks3571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wanna join this book club😂

  • @Brendan-Black
    @Brendan-Black 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "...and through baby eyes, the view is incredible. Hmmm awkward, I know. I'm gonna go." - Aaron Rodgers

  • @rhyssullivan8071
    @rhyssullivan8071 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I mean your life is a journey, and its a pretty dang neat one"
    "Aha, look at this Garfield"

  • @mickidee6714
    @mickidee6714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I didn’t think it was possible, but they’re getting even better!! Lol Spot on with the lip reading!

    • @shac9131
      @shac9131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought this one sucked. The others were funny with NFL

  • @kanubeenderman
    @kanubeenderman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "maybe we just think we need strife". I love these videos, they seem to always drop some deep philosophy in the middle of humor, but it works. need more of these.

  • @23kently
    @23kently 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Big opportunities in the heart breaking business." true indeed

  • @lucypeirce1107
    @lucypeirce1107 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    What a striking scent it deserves another whiff 😂

  • @Xilioum
    @Xilioum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    This version is so much better than the real thing, keep up the hard work!

    • @Dorderhan
      @Dorderhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey

    • @sir.schambach459
      @sir.schambach459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      OF COURSE IT IS!!!

    • @anjairis
      @anjairis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This IS the real thing!

    • @pappaslurge680
      @pappaslurge680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As someone who is not from the US, this is the real version for me

    • @rhaenyralikesyoutube6289
      @rhaenyralikesyoutube6289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heck yeah it's more entertaining than the actual game. 😁

  • @rickcross4522
    @rickcross4522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    From now on when there's a touchdown, I'm gonna yell "Tiny Toe!" and see who gets it. Them are my crew!

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @rickcross4522
      @rickcross4522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Praise___YaH uhhhhhhh oooookkkkk

    • @SeattleRaindrop206
      @SeattleRaindrop206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll be shouting and chanting that shit! 😂 I already know the look-backs, from the people in front of me, that I’ll get🤣 🤞someone else recognizes it ✊✊✊

    • @SeattleRaindrop206
      @SeattleRaindrop206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ….I’ll buy them a beer🍺🍻

    • @NaeroK87
      @NaeroK87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      On the fallow

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    That time of year and it couldn't be better!

  • @sundragon1976
    @sundragon1976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The drum squeaking is the best, although all of these are always genius and hilarious!

  • @Steven-ze2zk
    @Steven-ze2zk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    07:58 "Wait, she's 94? Yet for fourteen to fifteen years she is 56? And when she dances the animals fall before her?" That's the best scene in this incredible video.

    • @DavidSmith-by3is
      @DavidSmith-by3is 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Definitely not

    • @Gary500k
      @Gary500k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s impractical.

    • @PizzA_TimE
      @PizzA_TimE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like a Disney movie that never made it through

    • @psychmatisa
      @psychmatisa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes she’s SuperGrandma lol

    • @DoctorDispatch
      @DoctorDispatch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I, for one, would like to meet this incredible woman.

  • @tartsonawire
    @tartsonawire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The best and most anticipated part of every NFL season.
    Still hoping for an NHL version!

    • @gohawks3571
      @gohawks3571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're looking for people missing a lot of teeth before they do it😁

    • @ginny9577
      @ginny9577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      might be harder to do since the game is so fast, unless they only focus on the bench or penalty box

    • @tartsonawire
      @tartsonawire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ginny9577 True. The All Star events could provide some good material

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ginny9577 if it was done with all NHL teams, all throughout the season, there would be enough with just bench, penalty box, and fans

  • @mikelytou
    @mikelytou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    5:57 "Yesno Yeahnaw" and several other player names had me clapping and laughing out really loud in the middle of the night.
    This one was SO much better than last year's, which I was very disappointed by.
    Absolutely hilarious!

    • @MichaelPiz
      @MichaelPiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jarsh.

    • @Nano0k
      @Nano0k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Friendly Greg

    • @RedJin
      @RedJin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the exact moment I lost it.

    • @JordanCS13
      @JordanCS13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hamster Odyssey

    • @samdupre1731
      @samdupre1731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lil Shuggum Scrotasm

  • @thhndy
    @thhndy ปีที่แล้ว +80

    0:53 Knowing Jason Kelce he probably did say that lol

    • @Leuenbros_Hoops
      @Leuenbros_Hoops ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @colin543455
      @colin543455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao it def was😂

    • @grilledcheesewmilk
      @grilledcheesewmilk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was literally coming to the comments to say this and saw you beat me to it 😂

  • @nightsinmalibu4076
    @nightsinmalibu4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The fake YA novel titles and accompanying typography killed me. The length at which they go for the tiniest of details is phenomenal.

    • @swami19581
      @swami19581 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “The Bright Side of Breaking My Parents” I can’t stop laughing…

    • @efrijim700
      @efrijim700 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That this is the work of one guy is phenomenal.

  • @dianeschmidt17
    @dianeschmidt17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The names absolutely kill me every year. Scoopen Skwert…Yesno Yeahnaw 🤣

    • @joelcampos8795
      @joelcampos8795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sycamore Crotchmas 😂

    • @Dakilangmanok
      @Dakilangmanok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The names are my favorite part.

    • @MichaelPiz
      @MichaelPiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jarsh.

    • @chriss.2978
      @chriss.2978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Friendly Greg 🙂

    • @jaredskyemusic
      @jaredskyemusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Buttock L'Bevins 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GabriellioMocaccini
    @GabriellioMocaccini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    That last part was actually really deep, and I love the 80s synth playing in the background

  • @mr.nervedamage7463
    @mr.nervedamage7463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Slower than Artax” lmao. That Neverending Story reference was so unexpectedly perfect lol.

  • @Wired4Reality
    @Wired4Reality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    So inspiring:
    " I love all my friends, but I fear myself."
    but also...
    YesNo YeahNaw

  • @robertmitchell2712
    @robertmitchell2712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "It was fun how you dropped it again that time" has me rolling

    • @mikeyhatesit
      @mikeyhatesit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I learned how to cast a spell ogres smoke ...ogres smoke is the hardest one you can do ....I know ...I know

  • @nyy190343
    @nyy190343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Jared Goff mastering the Ogre Smoke spell looked real af 😄

  • @oxified4863
    @oxified4863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    its impressive how sometimes they actually make sense with the context

  • @NickBrunet
    @NickBrunet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    This could, quite literally, be the best Bad Lip Reading yet. I am crying laughing.

    • @EternalRiver90
      @EternalRiver90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude literally same I’m sobbing from laughter my god 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @sandyaw3057
      @sandyaw3057 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have asthma and actually had an attack! lol

    • @rogerstone3068
      @rogerstone3068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was very good, but not on the level of the first Trump state of the union address. "The Chinese have a nifty wall..."

    • @marm2570
      @marm2570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I was thinking. The whole thing had me in laughing fits..& nearly needing the heimlich because I was munching on a cookie.
      I should've known better.🙄Not my 1st NFL bad lip reading rodeo.

  • @KnightsaysNi
    @KnightsaysNi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The ones with Jim Harbaugh were some of my favorites "I want cake nooooowww!" "Hey loooooook! I can spin around!" but Sean McVay smelling his play sheet is right up there, holy shit.🤣🤣🤣

  • @tylerallen949
    @tylerallen949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Don’t bring no potion because you _are_ the potion!”
    We’ve come full circle now.

  • @diegomadera9700
    @diegomadera9700 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have watched every Bad Lip Reading ever & aside from songs, this is literally the funniest & most inventive one ever, BRAVO!!

  • @swagboiiswags6135
    @swagboiiswags6135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This channel is pure gold, god bless the person's soul who blesses us with this quality content

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

    • @Travbedaman.
      @Travbedaman. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s just one person who does the stuff. Even the voices.

    • @swagboiiswags6135
      @swagboiiswags6135 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Travbedaman. damn what a chad

    • @johnrobertson7583
      @johnrobertson7583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swagboiiswags6135 Everyone else knows it too...even you, now.

    • @swagboiiswags6135
      @swagboiiswags6135 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnrobertson7583 ye

  • @FoffYT
    @FoffYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I've watched this 8 times and I still laugh every time at the coach enjoying the stink of his playsheet 😂

    • @brianfischer149
      @brianfischer149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The whole thing was great but that was the best !

    • @abravexfreezer5738
      @abravexfreezer5738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What could be on that sheet 🥸

    • @DoctorDispatch
      @DoctorDispatch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't sniff that playsheet! You don't know where that's been!

    • @andrewsercer9538
      @andrewsercer9538 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      These are all so good but I think it's fair to say I'm the exact same. Watched it many times over the least couple years and that one I always rewind to watch several times in a row

  • @ShawnPGreene
    @ShawnPGreene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I look forward to this every year. This year's video did not disappoint. Laughed through the whole thing. 12 thumbs up!

    • @ssilky.
      @ssilky. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @z e r o he's gotten many illegal surgeries just so he could give this 12 thumbs up. he spent a lot of money on it, zero.

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guys, HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @tashacoleman6326
    @tashacoleman6326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "...'ello friend, have fun at night school... "
    I love how the random but also very well known phrases and the familiar signature BLR words and phrases are always there-like comfort food!! I always get so tickled at the names that are across the bottom with the pronounced version of the same!! Those are never failing and perfectly mouthed frosting on the endless cupcakes that BLR has sustained for countless years! You never let me down... Like ever- so much love and laughs out loud! Keep it up, like only you can! ((More phrases to spout with my kids!))

  • @Evasroses6543
    @Evasroses6543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "I mean, I'm kind of a special American. I am a dazzling herbivore who hates money."

  • @caethgarner4968
    @caethgarner4968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “Big opportunities in the heartbreaking business.” 😂😂

    • @buddhapunch2486
      @buddhapunch2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Had to scroll way to far for another fan of this line xD

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How are you doing? Middling?
      I'm great, unlike you guys.

    • @tyty0071
      @tyty0071 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it with that line.

  • @AngelKisses
    @AngelKisses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I do not even follow football, but you guys deserve multiple viewings. So brilliant what you do. 😊

    • @AngelKisses
      @AngelKisses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CoryPchajek If it is a "one man show" that's even more mega-impressive. The talent to come up with all those quirky comedic lines, the different voices, the production on the music video ones ...that's working in the Robin Williams/Mel Blanc/Michael Jackson-like stratosphere. So jaw-dropping entertaining and genius. 😉

    • @canofcoorslight5746
      @canofcoorslight5746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AngelKisses This guy must work in hollywood I'm assuming. He's just way too talented to be just a regular youtuber.

    • @AngelKisses
      @AngelKisses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@canofcoorslight5746 Your assumption makes sense. He would fit right in, wouldn't he ? ☺

  • @danavionholmes5084
    @danavionholmes5084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “I learned how to cast the spell oger smoke” followed by pure amazement“oger smokes one of the hardest spells you can do “🤣🤣🤣

    • @wcoast6123
      @wcoast6123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, I know...but you see I already know that already

  • @particalman1016
    @particalman1016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I lost it at "sometimes I let my dog spit in my pasta" "Why'd you even tell me that, i don't even wanna know that stuff" "It's fine" No it's not" That's too real! I think a lot of people know that "TMI" person who just shares random things like that, just out of nowhere and the other person responds that same way! 🤣

    • @chelles2ndhalf836
      @chelles2ndhalf836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This and tiny toe were the best!!

    • @BasicViewer
      @BasicViewer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Dogs don't spit." -Cricket's First Piece of Knowledge - Big City Greens

  • @alexp1017
    @alexp1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This is honestly one of the best.
    Still waiting on my cricket fries.

    • @SupaMan2122
      @SupaMan2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny cuz in Washington state stadiums they sell cricket snacks

  • @sanwiles777
    @sanwiles777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "My friend got sick so I been feeding him some donkey milk!!!!!"🤣😂🤣😂 I ALWAYS LOVE THESE SOOO MUCH!!! Keep up the great work!👍🏼😄

    • @nicklink7934
      @nicklink7934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was my favorite one 😂

  • @natedoggna1101
    @natedoggna1101 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I wanna explore ur mountains"🤣🤣 I'm gonna use that as a pick up line next time I'm at the bar

  • @isabelklingenberg2673
    @isabelklingenberg2673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Well you know Frodo still hadn’t taken the ring of, and he’s getting so mmeeeeeean.”
    Yay, a LotR reference, good job BLR

    • @peterlewis2178
      @peterlewis2178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too bad he never did Lotr bad lip readings though, those would have been absolute gold.

  • @michaeldeemer6898
    @michaeldeemer6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    John Harbaugh: “Hey listen, it was how you dropped it again that time.”
    That was the game Marquise Brown actually dropped 3 easy touchdowns 😂

    • @amspracklen
      @amspracklen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      5:48 John Snarkbaugh

    • @stewart2186
      @stewart2186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah that’s definitely what he actually said

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys, HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @mastod0n1
      @mastod0n1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Praise___YaH I prefer to call God Tim. I think that's his actual name.

    • @SorendeSelbyBowen
      @SorendeSelbyBowen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Praise___YaH No, you're going to be sorely disappointed, when God says "You judge people. Go to purgatory stew for a thousand years or so, and we'll see."

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The ending was honestly beautiful and unexpected.

  • @riden1234567
    @riden1234567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    what we learned this year
    0:41 Nick Bolton lets his dog spit in his food
    0:57 Jason Kelce is an emotonless drone
    1:36 a chicken was preventing people from leaving Jerry's world
    2:22 Jennifer's ghost never died
    2:32 Peter is dead
    2:58 San fran has too many angles
    4:27 Maurice Alexander knows ogre smoh
    4:51 Brady is Purging gronk
    5:42 most men swell through the heart
    5:46 Daniel Jones is a bangles fan
    7:45 Mahomes plays golf
    8:03 An unmanned girl can kill animals by dancing
    8:06 which is impractical
    8:20 Tyler Lockett is vegan and hates money
    9:09 Aaron Rodgers is an assassin
    9:25 a chiefs player whose name escapes me has flash backs
    9:27 Brady has regrets

    • @Tophadoodledoo
      @Tophadoodledoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time is an interdimensional stimulator

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hid my minerals behind my desk, and it actually worked!

    • @macanocious3000
      @macanocious3000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      5:17 Tiny toe has many fans - MVP22

    • @DoctorDispatch
      @DoctorDispatch ปีที่แล้ว

      @9:27 I'm sure that's true now.

    • @johnclements5277
      @johnclements5277 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9:25 is Tyreek Hill

  • @1nollie61
    @1nollie61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    „Through baby eyes the view is incredible“
    That’s kinda inspiring 😂😄

  • @housesteiner7783
    @housesteiner7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I am so happy for your return. The sheer amount of time you put into this is just amazing. Keep doing your thing BLR!!!

  • @MattRowland
    @MattRowland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Literally laughed out loud at the "Friend got sick so I fed him donkey milk!"

    • @jazzblue1113
      @jazzblue1113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knowwwwww that was the first that made me genuinely laugh out loud. Was looking in comments to see if other people found that just as funny as I did 😄

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, you wouldn't?

    • @lukatore123
      @lukatore123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Donkey milk IS actualy great for body's immunity system 🙂

  • @ArcherPain
    @ArcherPain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "How's your big head? That's quite a dome." That shit almost took me out!! 💀💀👻