Cow: "I must save my people by convincing the humans to eat more relatives of the penguins that saved me. That will surely show my grattitude to them."
Cows: MOO! Mr Burns: Smithers, are they mooing me? Smithers: Um, no. They're saying "Moo-urns! Moo-urns!" Mr Burns: Are you saying "Moo" or "Moo-urns"? Cows: MOOOOO! Curds Mooman: I was saying "Moo-urns".
I can't wait until we get to the issue that goes deeper into Shoto Cowdoroki's backstory, where we learn they have control over fire as well as ice, but refuse to use fire out of rebellion for their father Brazen Bull, and his attempts to sire a cow whose steaks always come out perfectly cooked.
Frozen in a thunder storm, conscious and encased in a block of ice, found and freed in the arctic, involves penguns, a battle on a boat...are we sure this isn't just some animal retelling of Avatar: The Legend of Aang?
Pio Nepomuceno It's actually Avatar: The Last Airbender. Some people retroactively call it The Legend of Aang to fit with Avatar: The Legend of Korra, but the first series was more focused on the impact of Aang's entire people being killed because of what he was and what it meant for the war that was taking place.
Where I live it was released under both titles, or at least for the DVD release. It switches between the two, and in some cases the box says "Legend of Aang" while the menus and episodes say "The Last Airbender".
I'm not sure if Cartoon Network made any Cow and Chicken comics, but I do recall Cartoon Network Magazine having a few Cow and Chicken stories in the comics pages. Speaking of that show Cow had a superhero alter-ego called Super-Cow (who spoke Spanish, but spoke English in the Spanish version) and one episode had the Red Guy trying to find out who Super-Cow was as well as an episode where it was revealed that the source of Supercow's power was her blanket.
There actually is a Military Discipline cow from the same promotion that started the other cow heroes. His name is Leatherneck, doesn't have any powers but gets the job done anyway with military intelligence. There is also a Kowrate.
Yeah the cows telling people to eat another animal (especially this comic where the hero was literally raised by birds) doesn't really work, but at least these are creatively weird.
Yay! Another Cow Hero comic! I'm the guy who sent you the Speed Steer comic in the first place(though I can't remember if there were other comics in that stack), and I'm glad you also see these for the so-bad-it's-good goofy fun that they are! I own nearly the whole collection, and each one is a delight to read. Can't wait until you get to the team-ups!
I remember these comics just today and this was my favorite of all the Super Hero Cow Comics because of how emotional it was for me as a 10 year old. Now looking back on it, it's weird and silly and I know that but I just couldn't help loving this cute simple story about a cow that was raised by penguins after experiencing hardship in her life. It's just a fun time! :')
I was startled at first by how short this episode was -- and then I realized it was a very silly advert comic for a chicken joint and understood a bit better. Always glad to see the "now they're radioactive! That can't be good" joke come back. XD And yeah, for what it is, it's a very serviceable story -- I actually wouldn't mind seeing the human AU you suggested in action. Certainly be more poignant than "moo."
You're more concerned about where the penguins got the suit? I want to know why would they have a cow suit that has boots with space for human shaped feet, and yet she can ware them with no difficulties or inconveniences whatsoever.
4:36 - Jiminy jillikers! Watching a cow fall off a boat and go overboard DOES (ironically, I can't unhear the cartoonish mooing while it happens) sound like fun!
Fun fact- when I was but a bab, still in elementary school, and obsessed with paleobiology, a devoted player of EVO: The Search For Eden and constant rewatcher of Walking With Monsters, yet oblivious to western comics (I watched the Krypto cartoon, though), I somehow independently created Captain Amphibian, who was shockingly similar to Captain America for someone who nothing of the latter. Captain Amphibian was a very OP Amphibian- in EVO, you can give your Amphibian something like wings, and horns, and she had both. She was frozen in ice, but was eventually awakened by global warming around the same time a revolutionary technology that could divide carbon dioxide into carbon and oxygen was discovered- and the increased oxygen in the air allowed Arthropods to grow to the size they were during the Carboniferous, and they began to attack us vertebrates, and then Captain Amphibian and the Ichthyostega Gang fought against the evil arthropods! It was dumb. Really, really dumb. But I thought it was the greatest fucking idea anyone had ever had at the time.
Oh Dear Cod!! They're gonna kill all the humans and eat their Livers!! Either that or send 'em on a slow boat to a person named China. I don't really know for 100% what penguins do to the humans they don't like. I work for Penguins myself. Also; yes. I am going to enjoy the ice-cold sushi I'm going to have for breakfast! ^^
In the dark age rendition of Bovine Heroes, the penguin friends of Cold Cuts end up as a key part of TV-Dinners - all because of her mission to make people "Eat more Chiken". Depression and a road to redemption begins, in which she turns against cow-kind and helps the birds free their fellow flocks from their Bisen Overlords.
You know... if Cows or animals in general in the cow super hero universe are intelligent, then that universe starts to sound a bit like the Oddworld universe, though more lighthearted and cartoony.
Lewis Lovhaug, have you ever thought about doing an "Atop the Fourth Wall Bingo" at your next Live show? Every time you use one of your running jokes or tropes, they cross off one space.
Why am I craving chick fil a all a sudden? Also ironic that your doing this considering I told my husband last night stealing one of the chick fil a billboard cows is on my bucket list.
This reminded me of Last Summer when I went to Lancaster County and went to a supermarket called Oregon Pike Farms and they had singing electronic cow that sang Let It Go
simple they gotten it from the cow superhero suit store which there located in any part of the world so if a cow gotten super powers they can get a suit just like that
Hey could you review Spiderman Reign. It's a comic from Marvel that is basically a spiderman version of Frank Millers The Dark Knight Returns. But it features Mary Jane being killed by Radioactive Sperm from Peter. But the best part is that in this continuity, One More Day didn't happen Also I can't do what you called a "patreon sponsored review" for this comic since I don't have patreon
*The following is the opinion of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it! Decided to ask him where those penguins got COLD CUTs special suit!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "Not many people know this, but those Penguins had a prophet who predicted the coming of a creature frozen in ice that gains cryonesis, so they raided local abandoned research stations to acquire materials with which to create a special suit for this great hero with the power to create instant snowman & give penguins fancy top hats! Also, there are more Alfred than Robin! Don't worry about THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD FISH. It was hunted down by a team of SEAGULLs trained by ACOPETO to hunt down and incinerate that invasive alien species with beak mounted flamethrowers!"
The penguins stole the suit off the frozen corpse of MacReady. PS why would a live animal transport go around Tierra del Fuego (the only possible route where it'd go near to the Antartic). Any route where going by sea would be quicker going through the Panama Canal, any way to another part of South America would be quicker and cheaper overland.
So you have an amazing mutant cow with astounding ice powers. Your plan for when you capture her is to... Slaughter her just like she's any other cow? Damn the meat industry has a one track mind.
Do you plan to finish Trouble this year? Maybe knocking it out once and for all, by reviewing #5 & #6 together? ...or, would that be too much? Like, reviewing more than one issue of Marville at a time?
Cold Cut: "Moo"
Cow: "I must save my people by convincing the humans to eat more relatives of the penguins that saved me. That will surely show my grattitude to them."
She migh consider penguins and chickens different species though
Was looking for this comic... I assumed chickens are not sentient in this universe... But if penguins are...
Do you complain when somebody eats bacon? Both Humans and Pigs are mammals.
Hey, if it comes down to me or a monkey, that monkey's getting chucked right on the grill.
Cold Cuts is going to be in for a shock when she learns that the Chickens are honored blood brothers of the Penguins.
...Is that a reference to Surf's Up? It's been a while since I've seen that film; I don't remember most of the lines.
George Andrews It wasn't supposed to be... But it is now.
Let it moo.
Let it moo.
Cant hold it in any moooo
Aqua-Marine UK
Murdering
Sounds
So
FUCKING
SWEET
I think it would be:
Moo moo mooooo...
Moo moo mooooo...
Moo moo moo moo mooo mooooo moo moooooo...
.
Or...
.
Moo moo moo moo moo moo mooo moo?
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo?
Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo, moo moo?
Moo moo moo moo moo moo mooo moo?
Moo with me
Do Moo Want To Build A Snow Man?
The running joke of "Moo" gets more of a laugh out of me than it probably should. lol
4:42
100 years past, and my brother and I discovered the new avacow, a methanebender named Cold Cuts
Cow Dodgers in the twenty-first-and-one-calf century
Cows: MOO!
Mr Burns: Smithers, are they mooing me?
Smithers: Um, no. They're saying "Moo-urns! Moo-urns!"
Mr Burns: Are you saying "Moo" or "Moo-urns"?
Cows: MOOOOO!
Curds Mooman: I was saying "Moo-urns".
I can't wait until we get to the issue that goes deeper into Shoto Cowdoroki's backstory, where we learn they have control over fire as well as ice, but refuse to use fire out of rebellion for their father Brazen Bull, and his attempts to sire a cow whose steaks always come out perfectly cooked.
They stole that costume from Frozone. Why do you think he's always looking for his super suit?
next up: cold cuts 2. in which cold cuts goes on a rampage after finding out frozone killed those penguins in rage.
Frozen in a thunder storm, conscious and encased in a block of ice, found and freed in the arctic, involves penguns, a battle on a boat...are we sure this isn't just some animal retelling of Avatar: The Legend of Aang?
Pio Nepomuceno It's actually Avatar: The Last Airbender. Some people retroactively call it The Legend of Aang to fit with Avatar: The Legend of Korra, but the first series was more focused on the impact of Aang's entire people being killed because of what he was and what it meant for the war that was taking place.
Pio Nepomuceno
Hmm.
Now that you mention it Aang did have ice breath.
Sure he never use's it but still
Even before Korra came along, some regions that aired the show, including the region where I'm from, already had aired it as Legend of Aang.
Nefera Cronia im pretty sure it was called "Legend of Aang" in a few places since "Bender" is UK slang for gay people, if i remember correctly
Where I live it was released under both titles, or at least for the DVD release. It switches between the two, and in some cases the box says "Legend of Aang" while the menus and episodes say "The Last Airbender".
🎵Let it MOO! Let it MOO! Can't hold back the Manure!!🎵
At some point the chickens have to start an army to opposed the cow heroes. The Legion Of Cluck.
Led by their mighty leaders Col. Sanders and General Tso
the Poultry Paradigm
The Rooster Beaks.
@@Ahturos The Squawk Squadron
The only good chicken is a cooked chicken.
I'm not sure if Cartoon Network made any Cow and Chicken comics, but I do recall Cartoon Network Magazine having a few Cow and Chicken stories in the comics pages. Speaking of that show Cow had a superhero alter-ego called Super-Cow (who spoke Spanish, but spoke English in the Spanish version) and one episode had the Red Guy trying to find out who Super-Cow was as well as an episode where it was revealed that the source of Supercow's power was her blanket.
Return to 2099?!
That is totally sewing machine!!!
It's Kleenex man, totally Kleenex.
It totally masks man!
I personally think it’s chlorine.
N.obody Sevenhundred you take that back! 2099 has nothing to do with my mother!
Undertaker9711 Kleenex dude!
Captain AMoorica. That NEEDS to happen!
There actually is a Military Discipline cow from the same promotion that started the other cow heroes. His name is Leatherneck, doesn't have any powers but gets the job done anyway with military intelligence. There is also a Kowrate.
I laughed far longer then I should have at this pun.
"In reality, that's all he can say; it's just pure coincidence that it's actually happening."
Okay, that one just tickles my absurd sense of humor.
Yeah the cows telling people to eat another animal (especially this comic where the hero was literally raised by birds) doesn't really work, but at least these are creatively weird.
Yay! Another Cow Hero comic! I'm the guy who sent you the Speed Steer comic in the first place(though I can't remember if there were other comics in that stack), and I'm glad you also see these for the so-bad-it's-good goofy fun that they are! I own nearly the whole collection, and each one is a delight to read. Can't wait until you get to the team-ups!
There needs to be more Penguin superheroes! Not just weirdos in Penguin-themed costumes, but actual Penguins with superpowers and costumes!
I remember these comics just today and this was my favorite of all the Super Hero Cow Comics because of how emotional it was for me as a 10 year old. Now looking back on it, it's weird and silly and I know that but I just couldn't help loving this cute simple story about a cow that was raised by penguins after experiencing hardship in her life. It's just a fun time! :')
I was startled at first by how short this episode was -- and then I realized it was a very silly advert comic for a chicken joint and understood a bit better. Always glad to see the "now they're radioactive! That can't be good" joke come back. XD And yeah, for what it is, it's a very serviceable story -- I actually wouldn't mind seeing the human AU you suggested in action. Certainly be more poignant than "moo."
You're more concerned about where the penguins got the suit? I want to know why would they have a cow suit that has boots with space for human shaped feet, and yet she can ware them with no difficulties or inconveniences whatsoever.
MrNelg19 don’t you know anything about penguins
If she really wanted to help the Penguins, she'd help them get a playoff win every once in a while
4:36 - Jiminy jillikers! Watching a cow fall off a boat and go overboard DOES (ironically, I can't unhear the cartoonish mooing while it happens) sound like fun!
When do they crossover with BatCow?
Chad Riggs issue 28
Michael Long
Serious?
Cameo Shadowness NO of corse not this probably only got 8 to 9 issues
Michael Long
I didn't even know this comic was a thing so I had no idea if it actually ran/will run that long.
Or Man-Eating Cow
Fun fact- when I was but a bab, still in elementary school, and obsessed with paleobiology, a devoted player of EVO: The Search For Eden and constant rewatcher of Walking With Monsters, yet oblivious to western comics (I watched the Krypto cartoon, though), I somehow independently created Captain Amphibian, who was shockingly similar to Captain America for someone who nothing of the latter.
Captain Amphibian was a very OP Amphibian- in EVO, you can give your Amphibian something like wings, and horns, and she had both. She was frozen in ice, but was eventually awakened by global warming around the same time a revolutionary technology that could divide carbon dioxide into carbon and oxygen was discovered- and the increased oxygen in the air allowed Arthropods to grow to the size they were during the Carboniferous, and they began to attack us vertebrates, and then Captain Amphibian and the Ichthyostega Gang fought against the evil arthropods! It was dumb. Really, really dumb. But I thought it was the greatest fucking idea anyone had ever had at the time.
Wow, a Demo Reel reference? I know it's not that big of a deal, I just didn't really expect it.
Just before 10 minutes. Let me repeat, but alter emphasis: "Cold Cuts is STEER-ing the ship."
Admittedly, that misgenders Cold Cuts since she was consistently identified as a female throughout the comic. But this deserve a cow pun.
Perfect News Radio reference. Loved that show.
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!
Anime Panda Too bad he didn’t. :(
They're the killer penguins from Justice League Antarctica.
penguins from Madagascar
Damnnit. i wanted to say that lol
Oh Dear Cod!! They're gonna kill all the humans and eat their Livers!! Either that or send 'em on a slow boat to a person named China. I don't really know for 100% what penguins do to the humans they don't like. I work for Penguins myself.
Also; yes. I am going to enjoy the ice-cold sushi I'm going to have for breakfast! ^^
Finally some super-hero representation for me!
Ok, I'm thrilled to see this follow-up to one of the silliest comics you've ever reviewed. But...NO COWBORG?! Dude!
I should've known that wasn't gonna be a one-off. But man this was far much enjoyable and over the top with its silliness.
We need Linkara to review the rest of these comics. I'm still waiting for him to do reviews of Decibell and Cowborg.
In the dark age rendition of Bovine Heroes, the penguin friends of Cold Cuts end up as a key part of TV-Dinners - all because of her mission to make people "Eat more Chiken". Depression and a road to redemption begins, in which she turns against cow-kind and helps the birds free their fellow flocks from their Bisen Overlords.
You know... if Cows or animals in general in the cow super hero universe are intelligent, then that universe starts to sound a bit like the Oddworld universe, though more lighthearted and cartoony.
That stinger reminded me of how much I miss Phil Hartman. That man had the best comedic timing.
Lewis Lovhaug, have you ever thought about doing an "Atop the Fourth Wall Bingo" at your next Live show? Every time you use one of your running jokes or tropes, they cross off one space.
If they do not form the Cow justice league, I will be severely disappointed.
Snacker6 the Justeers League of America
It turns out that Cold Cuts has Deadpool's fourth-wall perception, she just doesn't flaunt it as much. The "Thanks" was for the audience.
WOOO! Amazing Cow Heroes time again! Although I was expecting Cow-Borg myself.
Why am I craving chick fil a all a sudden? Also ironic that your doing this considering I told my husband last night stealing one of the chick fil a billboard cows is on my bucket list.
Oh my gosh. Captain Amoorica had me burst out laughing.
I laughed way too much at this episode. Thanks for that.
Now it’s radioactive that can’t be good
Was anyone else shocked that in a Chickfilet comic they had a character say thank you and they were not answered with my pleasure.
8:32 Considering he voiced a cow on Family Guy the Ricardo Montalban clip is apt.
The Pet Avengers should recruit her
Amazing Cow Heroes vs the Thing would be the Freddy vs Jason for both franchises
Lightning strikes with the sound effect "zzzt" made me laugh
I’m craving Chick Fil A now. The comic is working!
The other guy in the thumbnail looks like Angry Joe
It is, a reference to a video he made years ago about Chick-Fil-A being closed on Sunday.
TheHeroOfTomorrow sure that makes sense
TheHeroOfTomorrow I was wondering why AJ was on the Speed Steer title card back in the day. I must seek this video out! *[Runs off]*
Am I the only one who wants linkara to do a crossover with angry joe?
I thought the exact same thing. It'd be appropriate. Joe has talked about Chic-Fil-A *a lot*
finally get to see one of his videos on my birthday and a weird comic, which is amazing
YES YES YES YES YES, another cow hero comic!!!!
"Captain Amoorica". Damn, Linkara.
This comic does bring up a very good question: "Do cows swim?"
This reminded me of Last Summer when I went to Lancaster County and went to a supermarket called Oregon Pike Farms and they had singing electronic cow that sang Let It Go
simple they gotten it from the cow superhero suit store which there located in any part of the world so if a cow gotten super powers they can get a suit just like that
It's amazing when a goofy comic about a cow with ice powers is "ok".
The prophecy is one thing. I want to know about the prophet. What else did that penguin foresee?
The episode just started and there's a News Radio reference! Yes!
Hey could you review Spiderman Reign.
It's a comic from Marvel that is basically a spiderman version of Frank Millers The Dark Knight Returns. But it features Mary Jane being killed by Radioactive Sperm from Peter.
But the best part is that in this continuity, One More Day didn't happen
Also I can't do what you called a "patreon sponsored review" for this comic since I don't have patreon
🎶let it moo let it moooooooo🎵
A reference to Demo Reel? I did not expect that AT ALL.
I remember reading these as a kid 😂😂 they were so bad it’s good
One day angry joe will get his chicken sandwich
*The following is the opinion of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it! Decided to ask him where those penguins got COLD CUTs special suit!*
[EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "Not many people know this, but those Penguins had a prophet who predicted the coming of a creature frozen in ice that gains cryonesis, so they raided local abandoned research stations to acquire materials with which to create a special suit for this great hero with the power to create instant snowman & give penguins fancy top hats! Also, there are more Alfred than Robin! Don't worry about THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD FISH. It was hunted down by a team of SEAGULLs trained by ACOPETO to hunt down and incinerate that invasive alien species with beak mounted flamethrowers!"
Penguins made a cow a coustume. And i thought batman making superman a new coustume in justice leauge just in case he was brought back to life.
we need a movie of these cow heroes ! XD
11.10.22
3:55 - why is Captain Birdseye here transporting cows? His business is in fish, not beef.
😜
Cold Cuts for Kingdom Hearts 3 confirmed!
This cows clearly have a "Meta Bovine" gene
I can't believe there's a comic about Shoto Todoroki's mom!
Damn, Lewis. No reference to Elsa from Frozen? There was a perfect opportunity
I look forward to 2022 when you review issue #3
Looks like he wont make it this year
The penguins stole the suit off the frozen corpse of MacReady.
PS why would a live animal transport go around Tierra del Fuego (the only possible route where it'd go near to the Antartic). Any route where going by sea would be quicker going through the Panama Canal, any way to another part of South America would be quicker and cheaper overland.
I am pretty sure the makers of this comic have Mad Cow Disease.
John O ́neil *Da dum tsssh*
Because poor literacy is MOOOOOOOOO
Do moo wanna build a snow cow?
Yes
News Radio clips good one .
I had these when I was younger
"Captain A-Moo-Rica"
Im done
6:44 I think a better question is "Where'd they purchase that?"
Ironically, last Saturday I had Chik-Fil-A for lunch.
How is that ironic?
A typical serving of chicken only has one milligram.
That penguin is so cute.
EEEEEEEE a 2099 follow up! I love that goofy cyberworld aesthetic it has
the long-awaited tick prequel is finally here i guess
So you have an amazing mutant cow with astounding ice powers. Your plan for when you capture her is to... Slaughter her just like she's any other cow? Damn the meat industry has a one track mind.
Man this new origin for killer frost is really really DAMN weird
10:06 wouldn’t home just be another beef ranch?
These aren't as wierd as Marvel's Hellcow.
geardog24 . Who is Hellcow?
vampire cow
Hellcows? Was that done before or after West Of Loathing came out?
before in Giant-Size Man-Thing #5 (1975)
Do you plan to finish Trouble this year? Maybe knocking it out once and for all, by reviewing #5 & #6 together? ...or, would that be too much? Like, reviewing more than one issue of Marville at a time?
Moo!
Watch your mouth!
frozen meat." :3 also kfc.
...
LET IT MOO!
LET IT MOO!
Newsradio clips!
Aww, now I miss Phil Hartman again.
Speaking of Chik-Fil-A, can people please STOP HARASSING THE EMPLOYEES BECAUSE OF MANAGEMENT?!?!
You missed a golden opportunity to do a Riddick clip for the freezing of the cow.
In one lonely and dessert planet Captain Kirk screams: Coooooow, Cooooooooow