"Ogres are often considered as thick as two planks, but smart enough to nail those two planks together and beat the observer to death with them." ~ Ogre Kingdoms Army Book.
Sounds great no formalized class structure or economic exploitation for Ogres. They are at least for the moment immune to capitalism. Dumb enough that they're difficult to manipulate into wage slavery, strong enough that they're difficult to force militarily into any form of slavery.
Kislev: Our God is dying! We must rescue him lest our motherland perish Cathay: Ursun knows of the location of our long lost sister. We must rescue him so we can find our loving sibling and bring harmony to our family Chaos daemon factions: The corpse of a god! Such power can be ours for the taking and be used to defeat our rivals Ogres: GET IN MY BELLY!!!
There is one somewhat miserable ogre: Bragg the Gutsman. A dude whose whole schtick is that he'll be welcomed into any tribe because of what a badass he is, but because his fighting style involves using a hook on a chain to either slice off his opponent's heads or cut into an ogre's gut and reel out his innards like a fisherman, will never stay welcome. Stomach wounds are almost a taboo in ogre culture, and are the only real injury they fear - not only is an ogre's gut so massive that it can take hours or even days for the innards to completely spill out and the ogre to finally die, but it's also his connection to the Great Maw, and in losing it, he loses his god's favour right before he goes to meet him. Imagine an agonisingly slow, painful death that also guarantees you damnation - one your civilisation's medicine isn't advanced enough to save you from. Bragg doesn't know why, he doesn't even necessarily want to do it, but he's compelled to deliver such a death any time an ogre challenges him to a fight. And so, he will be exiled from another tribe, forcing him to wander the mountains as a lone executioner.
@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Yeah, armoursmiths are rare in ogre society which is why most don't wear that much armour, but they're so terrified of gut injuries that they'll prioritise that gutplate over anything else. If you can't guard anything else, you guard the gut. Butchers are the exception here, since their faith in the Great Maw means they trust it to protect them instead. Greasus seems to as well, presumably as a bit of a power play - maybe because of his faith in his own destiny, maybe as a "come and try it if you think you're hard enough" sort of deal.
@@bogonzomd it should be noted that outside of gut the rest of the ogre's body is as durable as most materials used to make armor soo if it can penetrate an ogre it can easily pass through most forms of armour anyway to the ogres any other piece of armor besides the gutplate is purely cosmetic
I will say that Ogres, while not especially smart, aren't necessarily complete fools. They've got this weird kind of low cunning that is kinda scary when you consider how fucking huge they are.
In my opinion Its more that they are so commonly seen as stupid that when one has a intelligent thought it comes at much bigger of a surprise, which is why ogres like Goldtooth became such powerful figures
They got cannon sized flintlock shotguns. That is quite smart. Also they Cook a lot of stuff in different ways, Who knows, maybe they are really really good chefs. I mean they spend all their time cooking and eating, surely some of them master The Art of cooking To make eating More wonderful.
They're the only race dumber than orks who should never be underestimated. Their idea of a brilliant sun tzu plan was to cause a stampede of their pack animals towards the enemy army, and most of their commanders didn't get even that.
@@brok56 assumedly they have other people make those if your referring to the pistols the maneaters use. In so far as the cannons they steal are concerned. I'm sure a clever enough ogre can figure out how to make one if shown how. Which ya know for an Ogre how hard is it to kidnap a Dwarf or Human smith?
@@robosoldier11 not hard to get a dwarf or human Smith, but a human smith likely wouldn't have the knowledge to make a cannon, and certainly not a safe one while the dwarf would just start reading off grudges they gave him just for the kidnapping, seriously dwarf slaves to the dark elves are treated (fairly) well because they just aren't willing to serve them unless they feel like it, they can be worth the price of buildings for a dwarf that won't commit sucide just so he doesn't help an elf, but even if they were willing to help ogres don't mine, so they only have scrap metal, not metal able to be made into a cannon, nor anyplace to get a fire hot enough to melt enough to fill in the cannons mold
look at how much fucking fun those ogres are having in the trailer. singing with their mates, watching ogres fight, being given what is probably a FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT by their lord greasus whos feeding his boys so they can be nice and happy and healthy and MASSIVE for the next raid.
And when they get bored, they just group up, go out and have a fun brawl with some neighbours, bring what they can carry back home and start eating and singing again. The best life possible.
Hell, many ogres make permanent residence outside of the mountains of mourn, and they still make pilgrimages back to the maw on occasion. And they're not ostracised by other ogres!
"The Ogres were born a long time ago Big, strong, and fat The little round ones by our side We ate and drank till our guts filled" "Then came the plains and the tribes Beasts, sun, grass, wind, earth The Sunrisers gave us fire We fought for them and ate their young" "A great toothed comet came It grew closer by the day Fire roared in the sky Killed the night and drove the beasts mad" "The Maw was born from the fire The earth shook at its coming The flames ate many tribes To the mountains some fled" "The War in the Sky began They were strong and tall But the Ogres were many We ground their bones in their halls" "The hungry flame sat in our guts We ate the mountains to put it out But the fire was still there We climbed further still" "We ate the Tall Ones' herds Cavebeast is good meat We climbed the peaks Above the skies where the giants dwell" "There was magic in the peaks Some were born sickly and fierce Some changed into ice beasts The rest followed the sun" "The giant-fest lasted many moons But it is not good above the cloud sea We toppled their castles We threw them down into the skies" "The sun took us to deep valleys Below the cloud sea The world looked small We would take it and eat" "Little ones came from the hills Green of skin and useful They were too stringy to eat We put them to work" "The thinlings came in great wheel huts We ate them and took the shiny things They gave us small metal suns Bad to eat but good for trade" "The new mountains gave shelter We made fire in their mouths We killed many beasts The tribes grew well" The tribes split the lands The Tyrants roared and fought There were many kingdoms It was good for many winters" "The tribes grew and grew too much Now we follow the sun once more" - traditional saga of the Ogres, as depicted on many cave walls throughout the Ogre Kingdoms, and interpreted by the notoriously untrustworthy Marienburg trader Yohan the Honest. Rumour has it that he and his entourage were eaten when he tried to cheat the Angry Fist Tribe.
@G K ok, so it's a bad faith concept, let's go. The issue with ogres is that they have to stop eating to fight, risking getting wounded or killed in order to eat more. Orks can fight just in order to have more fight, and this is good. Wound dont mean much, dying while fighting is a victory... Dang they even evolve from fighting to fight more. Does ogres evolve to eat more? I don't think so. The only true fear an ork would experience, is the proximity of a dok.
@G K The orks literally die happy if its in combat and laugh at their comrades dying in battle. An ork dying or being hurt is not a downside, to them or their enemies.
I dunno why but I find your delivery and views of simple ogre life to be hilarious. Other bonus to being an Ogre is that there's no real health and beauty standard besides maybe get a bigger gut. Feeling overweight? GOOD! Eat more of what you like!
They do actually have a standard and it's to be the fastest bastard possible. Being called slim is a common insult used by ogres to mock other races who does posses the same prodigious guts they do.
I was going to point out that ogres are always hungry, not content, because of parasitic magic influence, but you've convinced me you've thought this through.
more like: all noble bastards from a 40k hive city,while the rest fights over a half eaten ration bar someone has found in a dumpster,except the ogres have enough food for the entire day.
Ogres are even chaos resistant if I remember correctly, both as a physical trait in that they are fairly protected against mutation, and in the fact that even though there are chaos ogres, they're with chaos more because their goals of killing and eating stuff aligns well with chaos invasions rather than any real sense of worship or corruption by the ruinous powers.
@@Bacillus4 Sadly they aren’t basically the Absolute Chads because someone stopped them half way. Basically we nearly got the equivalent of Sigmarines for Fantasy.
Like halflings, they have an innate resistance to Chaos, further enhanced by their simple-minded nature - the latter which is why orcs are also surprisingly resistant to Chaos. Like someone said, though, they mutate just fine, and have no problems with their mutated kin.
I feel like ogres and at least 40k Orks are living their best life. 40k Orks love war and in the universe where there is only war, then it's pure bliss.
The moment I learned of the Ogres' existence I was like: "They're so cool" and now, knowing how their culture works much like that of 40k Orks but instead of fighting it's eating, I agree with you whole heartedly: Ogres and Orks are the best races to live as. Ignorance is bliss, after all. And god knows that the races of 40k could use all the non-chaos bliss they can get.
I mean there are Orcs in Warhammer Fantasy too. Arguably it is better to live as an Orc because the only thing that gives you pleasure is always available to you freely. Orcs just want to fight, and as long as there is another orc nearby (as there always is) you are guaranteed to be able to have a fight. Ogres can't guarantee a meal at a moments notice, and have to fight just to get it with no guarantee of success. An orc gets what he wants in a fight whether he wins or loses, and if he wants a fight he can just start one and get instant satisfaction and fun.
Ogres and Orks, best races to live as? They are nothing but one-track minded simpletons. Outside of eating for the Ogres and fighting for the Orks, they simply don't exist, they are bland. Besides that, they have nothing to their names and are unable to evolve in anything. So... well, no. Apex stupids. Worst races to live as.
Ogres are adventurous enough to fit into any culture of the world, and small minded enough to be amazed and delighted at every new thing they discover (which are immeasurably numerous)
*"Hm I do say this human flesh you have cooked is by far the best I've ever tasted. I do say that you put an excellent amount of spices with it that brings out a certain flavor. Now if you would pardon me I shall return to my cabin to rest and possibly eat one of my goblins, would you care to join me?"*
Ogres, excuse me, OGORS in AOS are pretty similar, but the Beastclaw tribes are a bit less fortunate then the Gutbuster tribes. While the Gutbuster tribes are basically the same as the Ogre tribes in fantasy, the Beastclaw raiders have to worry about the Everwinter: a massive, never ending blizzard that constantly follows them, and is pretty much their god.
On the plus side, they're easily the most democratic faction in AoS. Because Beastclaw Raiders choose their war leader by having all the contenders go on a huge hunt. Other ogres flock to the side of the one whose pile of food is largest. Ogres are single-issue voters, and the ones who does best for his constituents gets the biggest popular support.
"My Friend asked me if I'd rather be a Russian Soldier in WW1 or live in the world of Attack On Titan. Obviously the correct answer here is suicide by any means possible." The fact the picture you used includes Reiner the suicidal yet terminally unkillable just makes this joke even funnier.
6:54 "They hear humans complain about how Chaos has once again razed and ruined their lands, and they just don’t understand the problem." Idk. Seems pretty easy for them to understand. Peasant farmer: "Chaos has burnt my farm to the ground." Ogre: "Okay, and?" Peasant farmer: "Farms are where the best food comes from." Ogre: *almost has a heart attack from sheer grief*
While I wouldn’t be down for the whole eating sentient races thing, getting paid in meat and a bit of coin while spending the rest of my days vibing without many issues that can’t be solved by sitting on them does sound nice. I’d miss the internet though
My thinking is that, if you're going to be thrown into any Warhammer setting (none of which have Internet) anyway, you might as well go for the one with the best upside. And arguably, Ogres have that best upside.
@@Bluecho4 Hey now, the Maneaters that visit the empire love the hat makers. You see how big and floofy their hats are? Them ogres want them to. And boy do they get the biggest and most bombastics hats out there.
You believe in Ogre supremacy? 🤣 Meh. Supremacy in what? Being of a one-track mind? Being unable to do anything too thorough besides eating? And not being the brightest bulbs? Plus they are morbidly obese and disfigured.
This is great, but please, I never want to hear the phrase “Vore the chaos invaders.” I don’t want to slannesh to be summoned into my living room again.
Didn't come here to be convinced and just came out of morbid (obesity) curiosity. Didn't expect sound and reasonable arguments, or at least the ones I heard fully over my own laughter and tears. Didn't expect to leave an Ogre. Hats off to you fine orator man, you mad genius, and thank you for guiding me to the light of the Maw.
I'd be down to be an Ork. Bored? Go break or fight something. Scared? No you're not. You'll just be reborn as soon as you die. Chaos? You're completely immune to its influences and the demons are just more things you can fight. That, and the sky is literally the limit. If enough of your friends think you're right, you are. No pesky problems like universal laws or mechanics to get in your way. Throwing pebbles at Imperial Knights doesn't turn them to ash? All it takes is one Ork to start bragging about destroying one like that and soon enough, boom. That's just how it is now and nobody can do anything about it.
Good Fink is a hell of a thing. Think your armor is too weak? Paint it green and enough of the boys see it, shells will start bouncing away. You get called slow? Add some red and suddenly you get faster. Need to be sneaky? Add black. Gork and Mork supposedly talk to their boys and will point them toward the nearest fight. The Ork gods actually CARE.
Restricting this question to 40K I long ago came to the conclusion that the only sensible choice would be the Orcs, so I am sympathetic to this argument.
@@Pred. They're a subspecies of human. Basically 40K Ogres, but less hungry and somehow even dumber. They're large and ridiculously strong- an adult Ogryn can rip a Space Marine limb from limb if he gets a grab of them. The Imperial Guard often uses them as shock troops- give them some armor and a club and they'll rip through lines of infantry in no time. But they are downright retarded. Like, an average ORK is more intelligent than most Ogryns. If an Ogryn can speak in short sentences and count to five, that's considered genius level by Ogryn standards.
@@MrTux-tw4ld Your brain matter and body spends 89% of your time inside a biomass pool until the hivemind needs you to work your ass off at some random planet, the only fun part of it is that you get to eat all day, in the normal sense and maybe in the hentai sense.
Now I just wish we had an Ogre faction in 40k. I know their would be overlap into the orks and tyrannids but it would funny as hell to see a giant 12ft tall tub of lard break a space marine like a crab leg and eat all the juicy bits.
Imperium of Ogre with Space Ogrerines equipped with genetically enhanced bellied that can fit more food and are more resilient to damage and their leader is a huge fatass 10 meters tall ogre kept alive by machines and constantly fed with tubes and shit
On another note, the existence of ogres like Greasus Goldtooth mean that ogres don’t necessarily have to be stupid as a rule. They’re just hungry as a rule.
I never actually saw Ogres as stupid. They totally are not. The existence of Maneaters basically proves it. It's more that their culture doesn't value education because it doesn't need to. That's not gonna help them get more meat. And when you are a 10 foot tall murder machine that can and will eat anything, learning the finer points of accounting or agriculture is pointless. Humans learned that stuff because that made eating easier because we are weak, soft meatsacks. Ogres didn't need to, but they have shown they can learn a lot.
@@verylateandtired3504Their brains are geared heavily towards survival, as is their method of education. Ogres are capable of feats of great intelligence without magical enhancement, it's a matter of if they want to apply themselves that way
You kinda failed to mention the most important thing... that they are all essentially cursed by whatever the "god" the maw is, imagine having an unending hunger that is never truely satisfied, maybe not the worst youd think but if you think about how the ogre society is almost entirerly centered around eating you can easily imagine how much power that curse holds over them. Being an ogre is like having a black hole in your stomach, its not as pleseant to be in their eternally snack craving shoes.
Why bovver with the grindin' and the bread bit I sez. Jest get strraight to the killin' an' the eating an' the money. That an' a dog onna stick...crunchy an' wiggly all at once!-Grenth Bullguts Excited while watching the video keep up the great work king
Hilarious that he says "How often do the ogre mercenaries hired by some orks wake up and find out skarbrand has wandered into camp" And then they put skarbrand in the badlands, right next to all the orks.
This remind me a lot of the 40k Orks and i kinda like it. Both (Ogres and 40k Orks) are very strong and both are too "stupid" to have a moral dilemma. Also both are happy for "simple" reason: Ogres love Food & Orks love War
It's kind of one of the major issues I have with getting too into any of the Warhammer stuff. There is almost no opportunity for virtue in the setting. Oh sure, you can fight the endless hordes of Chaos but then you immediately have to go and slaughter all the civilians on the planet because they saw Chaos. I get the whole appeal of 40k is "this is the worst thing you can imagine but it's still better than the alternative", but that loses its shine pretty quickly and all you're left with is endless over the top abuses (23 hour workdays on like 200 calories a day).
@@joshuafischer684 there are still quite a number of people in the Imperium living a "good" life. Best case scenario is you live on a backwater planet and don't get picked for the draft, and not every planet is a shit hole. There are plenty that would be relatively nice to live on. It all just gets overshadowed heavily by the nonstop war and constant looming threat of Xenos and Chaos
> Wakeup > Say hello to the boys > First breakfast > Have a wash > Second breakfast > Third breakfast > Quick snack > Go smash things with the lads > Have a huge takeout > Get horrendously drubk > Second takeout > Third dinner > Smash more things > belly flop a few humans for mince “beef” > Several suppers > say goodnight to the boys > Sleep > Go for a cheeky entire cow during the night because your peckish > Drink enough beer to kill a dragon > chat with the boys some more > Fall asleep Repeat Sounds fun
@@topkek996 I see it mostly as hip to waist ratio with combination of muscle and some fat to fill out the hips and ass. But women usually use it as an excuse to let themselves go
This video may have been made 10 months ago, but watching it now has made me think. For the most part, I agree with these points. Being an Ogre in Warhammer fantasy would be great, if you were always an Ogre. The opening premise you presented was if you were suddenly isekaied into the setting as one of the races, and in what way this sucks depends entirely on the mechanics of the isekai. Option 1 - your memories are transplanted into an Ogre, but in every other way, they are still an Ogre. This sucks for a multitude of reasons, for one you aren't actually there, your memories have just been put into an Ogre. The Ogre might not be smart enough to understand what any of these memories mean, and they might be burdened by this so much that you actually make an Ogre with depression. The best case scenario for the Ogre in this situation is that, somehow, the knowledge that you had makes them smart enough to try and put some of the memories into their world. This may only mean the invention of the cheeseburger or the pizza, but if the Ogre can't do that, they'll either just be an Ogre, ignoring those memories because they're confusing and don't bring them more food, or they'll be depressed because they don't live in a world where you can just call some guy up and have them deliver food to you within a matter of minutes. Option 2 - you have been transplanted into the body of an Ogre. You will still, in fact, have all of your memories, experiences, and most importantly, your morals intact. You are now the smartest Ogre in the tribe, potentially. All of that talk about spiritual fulfilment, them being the perfect place between stupid and smart is all thrown out the window, because you replaced the mind of an Ogre with that of a Human. An Ogre might not care to think about the sanctity of all life and how the Noblars are bound to their very will, they just eat them. You, however, might not think that. You will have all of your human morals still in place and so you might have existential thoughts and possible depression over your servants. Additionally, you've been isekaied into a Warhammer setting, and that was the entire premise. You may not realize it for a little bit that you're in Warhammer, but eventually, you will, and you will eventually realize, or just know it off the bat, that the world you now live in is profoundly awful. Not only are you now existentially depressed because the Noblar you spoke to yesterday that you really liked got eaten by your tribe mate, but you're now depressed because you know how god awful the world you live in is and, given you're an Ogre, can't really do anything to fix. Now option 2 is based a bit more on your own morals as a person, and how you rationalize the whole isekai thing, but I feel that the majority of people will, in some way, be affected negatively by it, if only because of the realization of how shitty the world is.
Actually, In AoS, there is an Ogor clan that likes to eat Nurglite corrupted things. The way the slimy flesh slides down their throats, they like that.
Now, let me ask you a very philosophical question… If an ogre decided he wanted to write poetry, what would it look like? Aw, who am I kidding? It’d probably look something like this: _Oh freddled gruntbuggly,_ _Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)_ _As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning_ _On a lurgid bee,_ _That mordiously hath blurted out,_ _Its earted jurtles, grumbling_ _Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]_ _Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,_ _Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,_ _And living glupules frart and stipulate,_ _Like jowling meated liverslime,_ _Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,_ _And hooptiously drangle me,_ _With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries._ _Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,_ _See if I don't!_
I just love the way you talk about this stuff with a "well fuck it" attitude. I enjoy you way to explain things. It's never been so easy to hit the sub and notification bell.
I instantly loved the ogres. not only do they look like mini versions of me but the lore is just awesome I mean they ride mammoths and carry cannons like guns.
As an Ogre you constantly hungry and never full and that's made even worse than it sounds considering being hungry is like the worse thing to an Ogre. I'd be an big greenskin because war makes them happy and the setting is called Warhammer - there's never a shortage of your favorite activity.
Orcs or a follower of Nurgle. Those guys are always having a whale of a time. Probably favour nurgle because they are the happiest in most situations that aren't a good krumping.
Y'all forget that every second an Ogre isn't eating they're basically starving. They don't just eat cuz they're huge gluttons(which still is a reason though), they eat because of the curse of the Great Maw, which keeps them forever starving. The only time you can ease that hunger is when you're eating. But as an Ogre you will never feel full and the moment your meal is finished you're back to the pain of starving.
You should have said custodes are the best to live as you guard the emperor and get to hang out with the sisters of silence who are hot but don’t talk so no awkward conversations ever. Plus gold is thee best
Listen to a few 40k video makers, glad to find a good one making fantasy. Don't play the games, but like hearing about the lore and faction. Thanks for the content you put out.
It's actually pretty funny how despite being essentially the central race in the WH40K franchise, humans seem to have it the absolute worst. At least, the average human. As a human civilian or, hell, even just a basic soldier, you stand to be torn to shreds by literally anything at literally any time. Maybe a demon of Chaos just shows up randomly for no reason and slaughters your entire city. Maybe the Adeptus Astartes decide that you'll make a good frontline meat shield for the people that actually matter. Maybe the Inquisitors decide that your planet is full of heretics and just glass the entire thing.
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Good video, thank you for making it, keep up the good work. But I must ask...
8:47 Why the fuck is that guy's head so freakin' tiny?
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"Ogres are often considered as thick as two planks, but smart enough to nail those two planks together and beat the observer to death with them." ~ Ogre Kingdoms Army Book.
Sounds great no formalized class structure or economic exploitation for Ogres. They are at least for the moment immune to capitalism. Dumb enough that they're difficult to manipulate into wage slavery, strong enough that they're difficult to force militarily into any form of slavery.
I maybe and idiot but I'm not stupid
-ogre
And then they eat the observer.
@@ToaArcan
Raw.
Wez not animas
Pulls out cooking pot
Getz da butcha we eatsin good tonight!
Ogres are the pure embodiment of the typo "Morbidly-A Beast"
Pretty much
Ogres are peak dirty bulk
I'm howling with laughter right now. This comment has my sides hurting. xD
Ogres are bloatmaxxing
It's ogring time
Kislev: Our God is dying! We must rescue him lest our motherland perish
Cathay: Ursun knows of the location of our long lost sister. We must rescue him so we can find our loving sibling and bring harmony to our family
Chaos daemon factions: The corpse of a god! Such power can be ours for the taking and be used to defeat our rivals
Ogres: GET IN MY BELLY!!!
You literally can’t not read that in fat bastard’s voice
BEAR MEAT!!!
@@valonreijk7393
"You get ONE DROP thats it. The rest is mine!"
ROAST GOD RIBS
''YE WEE LITTLE MAN!''
There is one somewhat miserable ogre: Bragg the Gutsman. A dude whose whole schtick is that he'll be welcomed into any tribe because of what a badass he is, but because his fighting style involves using a hook on a chain to either slice off his opponent's heads or cut into an ogre's gut and reel out his innards like a fisherman, will never stay welcome. Stomach wounds are almost a taboo in ogre culture, and are the only real injury they fear - not only is an ogre's gut so massive that it can take hours or even days for the innards to completely spill out and the ogre to finally die, but it's also his connection to the Great Maw, and in losing it, he loses his god's favour right before he goes to meet him. Imagine an agonisingly slow, painful death that also guarantees you damnation - one your civilisation's medicine isn't advanced enough to save you from. Bragg doesn't know why, he doesn't even necessarily want to do it, but he's compelled to deliver such a death any time an ogre challenges him to a fight. And so, he will be exiled from another tribe, forcing him to wander the mountains as a lone executioner.
Also ogre guts are the weakest part of their body this is why they always wear a gutplate
@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Yeah, armoursmiths are rare in ogre society which is why most don't wear that much armour, but they're so terrified of gut injuries that they'll prioritise that gutplate over anything else. If you can't guard anything else, you guard the gut. Butchers are the exception here, since their faith in the Great Maw means they trust it to protect them instead. Greasus seems to as well, presumably as a bit of a power play - maybe because of his faith in his own destiny, maybe as a "come and try it if you think you're hard enough" sort of deal.
@@bogonzomd it should be noted that outside of gut the rest of the ogre's body is as durable as most materials used to make armor soo if it can penetrate an ogre it can easily pass through most forms of armour anyway to the ogres any other piece of armor besides the gutplate is purely cosmetic
Did you like… just make all this up for a few people on TH-cam to enjoy?
@@vknight7497 it would have taken you 7 seconds to google it and find out otherwise
Even the Elf Simp accepts that Ogres are living the best life.
I go as 40k orks not gonna lie
@@something3530 a good choice as well
@@something3530 orks in 40k have really good lives
Could I have sex with Elves while being an Ogre?
@@victorrosenheart8036 elves are built for ogre harem buffet hybrids.
This is literally the "return to monke" argument.
"The revolution was a mistake."
"You mean the Industrial revolution?"
"No.. Agricultural."
yes but they cover the original argument flaw by being dumb
Times were good back them
No taxes
Good natural food
No dead end job
You would probably get mauled by a lion, but SO. everything gets mauled by something bigger
40K Orks took it further. No agriculture but still industrial. And there is only one industry for Orks, war industry.
@@minhducnguyen9276 don't they cultivate fungus and raise squigs
Him: doesn’t pick dwarves as first or second favorite race to live as
Dwarves: in the book it goes
You: even consider placing dwarves as second in that list
Dwarves: "That's going in the book!"
Having a book of people who was mean to you? That's some small pp energy right there. Be an ogre, don't hate what you ate.
"Sounds like a 'Ting dat needs to be eatin'."
Said the Gigachad Ogre
@@mortemtyrannus8813
Eh. I prefer elves, anyway.
@@Briselance i prefer dwarves
I will say that Ogres, while not especially smart, aren't necessarily complete fools. They've got this weird kind of low cunning that is kinda scary when you consider how fucking huge they are.
In my opinion Its more that they are so commonly seen as stupid that when one has a intelligent thought it comes at much bigger of a surprise, which is why ogres like Goldtooth became such powerful figures
They got cannon sized flintlock shotguns. That is quite smart.
Also they Cook a lot of stuff in different ways, Who knows, maybe they are really really good chefs.
I mean they spend all their time cooking and eating, surely some of them master The Art of cooking To make eating More wonderful.
They're the only race dumber than orks who should never be underestimated.
Their idea of a brilliant sun tzu plan was to cause a stampede of their pack animals towards the enemy army, and most of their commanders didn't get even that.
@@brok56 assumedly they have other people make those if your referring to the pistols the maneaters use. In so far as the cannons they steal are concerned. I'm sure a clever enough ogre can figure out how to make one if shown how. Which ya know for an Ogre how hard is it to kidnap a Dwarf or Human smith?
@@robosoldier11 not hard to get a dwarf or human Smith, but a human smith likely wouldn't have the knowledge to make a cannon, and certainly not a safe one while the dwarf would just start reading off grudges they gave him just for the kidnapping, seriously dwarf slaves to the dark elves are treated (fairly) well because they just aren't willing to serve them unless they feel like it, they can be worth the price of buildings for a dwarf that won't commit sucide just so he doesn't help an elf, but even if they were willing to help ogres don't mine, so they only have scrap metal, not metal able to be made into a cannon, nor anyplace to get a fire hot enough to melt enough to fill in the cannons mold
look at how much fucking fun those ogres are having in the trailer. singing with their mates, watching ogres fight, being given what is probably a FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT by their lord greasus whos feeding his boys so they can be nice and happy and healthy and MASSIVE for the next raid.
And when they get bored, they just group up, go out and have a fun brawl with some neighbours, bring what they can carry back home and start eating and singing again.
The best life possible.
Pub night with the lads have never been a playable faction until now
Honestly I don't think ogres could survive on any less than an all you can eat
CRUNCHIN' AN' BITIN' WE KILL FOR THE MAW THE POWER AND GRUB'S WHAT WE'RE DOIN' IT FORRRRRRR
Hell, many ogres make permanent residence outside of the mountains of mourn, and they still make pilgrimages back to the maw on occasion. And they're not ostracised by other ogres!
'Ate the empire
'Ate the elves
'Ate the orks
'Ate the demons
Simple as.
Ate beeing taken literally here
(Not racist, just 'ungry.)
Luv me tyrant
Luv me gut
Luv the maw
Simple as
Not Nurgle demons
@@gabrielescaringi9444 Dont like spicy food?? More for the rest of us!
"The Ogres were born a long time ago
Big, strong, and fat
The little round ones by our side
We ate and drank till our guts filled"
"Then came the plains and the tribes
Beasts, sun, grass, wind, earth
The Sunrisers gave us fire
We fought for them and ate their young"
"A great toothed comet came
It grew closer by the day
Fire roared in the sky
Killed the night and drove the beasts mad"
"The Maw was born from the fire
The earth shook at its coming
The flames ate many tribes
To the mountains some fled"
"The War in the Sky began
They were strong and tall
But the Ogres were many
We ground their bones in their halls"
"The hungry flame sat in our guts
We ate the mountains to put it out
But the fire was still there
We climbed further still"
"We ate the Tall Ones' herds
Cavebeast is good meat
We climbed the peaks
Above the skies where the giants dwell"
"There was magic in the peaks
Some were born sickly and fierce
Some changed into ice beasts
The rest followed the sun"
"The giant-fest lasted many moons
But it is not good above the cloud sea
We toppled their castles
We threw them down into the skies"
"The sun took us to deep valleys
Below the cloud sea
The world looked small
We would take it and eat"
"Little ones came from the hills
Green of skin and useful
They were too stringy to eat
We put them to work"
"The thinlings came in great wheel huts
We ate them and took the shiny things
They gave us small metal suns
Bad to eat but good for trade"
"The new mountains gave shelter
We made fire in their mouths
We killed many beasts
The tribes grew well"
The tribes split the lands
The Tyrants roared and fought
There were many kingdoms
It was good for many winters"
"The tribes grew and grew too much
Now we follow the sun once more"
- traditional saga of the Ogres, as depicted on many cave walls throughout the Ogre Kingdoms, and interpreted by the notoriously untrustworthy Marienburg trader Yohan the Honest. Rumour has it that he and his entourage were eaten when he tried to cheat the Angry Fist Tribe.
Eating and fighting, that’s the way. Also inventing ketchup.
Orcs do the exact same, but are more fight than eating oriented.
Warhammer Fantasy orcs eat people alive.
Sorry ain't one for fruint n veg
I love that event so much
i laughed hard at that in Total Warhammer 3, i actually wonder what Ogre Ketchup tastes like
@@loowick4074 Ye ne’d balanced diet. Keepz poop soft like a gnoblar pillow
You can replace every instance of "Ogre" with "Ork", and "eating" with "fightin", and the video is still correct.
@G K Orks feel very little pain, furthermore death in battle for an ork is a death doing what they love. A shorter life isnt necessarily a worse one.
They even have the same concept of defending what is important.. Ogres armor their belly.. Orks protect their teef!
@G K An Ork doesn't care if they die. If it gave them a good fight it's good enough for them and they can die happy.
@G K ok, so it's a bad faith concept, let's go.
The issue with ogres is that they have to stop eating to fight, risking getting wounded or killed in order to eat more.
Orks can fight just in order to have more fight, and this is good. Wound dont mean much, dying while fighting is a victory...
Dang they even evolve from fighting to fight more. Does ogres evolve to eat more? I don't think so.
The only true fear an ork would experience, is the proximity of a dok.
@G K The orks literally die happy if its in combat and laugh at their comrades dying in battle. An ork dying or being hurt is not a downside, to them or their enemies.
I dunno why but I find your delivery and views of simple ogre life to be hilarious.
Other bonus to being an Ogre is that there's no real health and beauty standard besides maybe get a bigger gut. Feeling overweight? GOOD! Eat more of what you like!
They do actually have a standard and it's to be the fastest bastard possible. Being called slim is a common insult used by ogres to mock other races who does posses the same prodigious guts they do.
Don't forget to drink your weight
They literally discard ugly and unhealthy babies in the caves
@@Ake-TL and those become gorgers if i'm not mistaken.
But they still need to be fast enough to be the first to get to the table
I was going to point out that ogres are always hungry, not content, because of parasitic magic influence, but you've convinced me you've thought this through.
There are actual people with this problem and you dont see them unhappy. Just chubby as hell.
@@heuvelke1065 There are exactly 0 people like that in real world.
@@papajavaleri what about Tarrare
Of course I wouldn't say he was exactly happy
@@heuvelke1065 I can confirm, I am a person with a parasitic magic influence
@@papajavaleri well you never met a fat chinese person that believes a shark fin gives him eternal youth then Hahah zero my ass.
In my mind i was thinking it in the back of my head, but im glad the ogres are making waves again. Theyre just vibin
I thought you were me for a second
Hold up
"People" of Brettonia is one of the funniest lines I have ever heard
I'm reminded of Mandalore's TWWH2 review when describing Brettonia: "You have the French, but they're honorable."
I was happy when they announced ogres for warhammer 3, it feels good to finally be getting representation in the setting
Greasus Goldtooth is the best standard of Warhammer living. Unlimited food, unlimited money, unlimited fun
all while drifting on his foes
more like: all noble bastards from a 40k hive city,while the rest fights over a half eaten ration bar someone has found in a dumpster,except the ogres have enough food for the entire day.
This is why we need a ogre mercenary in Vermintide 2 or 3 if we ever get a sequel
well in Darktide you can Play as an Ogryn, its the closest we gonna get for now
*squeakquel
I don't think Lohner would be able to feed him during downtime, but this is fixable with 'um rat eatin'
Rat ogres are a lot less intimidating when you’re almost as big as they are.
@@chene-aurelgaudreau1072 and your equivalent of a shotgun is a fucking cannon that may or may not come from a destroyed human/dwarf castle
Ogres are even chaos resistant if I remember correctly, both as a physical trait in that they are fairly protected against mutation, and in the fact that even though there are chaos ogres, they're with chaos more because their goals of killing and eating stuff aligns well with chaos invasions rather than any real sense of worship or corruption by the ruinous powers.
You are right, they were created by the Old Ones to be the ultimate weapon against Chaos so they are very much Chaos resistant.
They can mutate nonetheless. And just as Norscans, they accept mutated ogres no problem.
@@Bacillus4 Sadly they aren’t basically the Absolute Chads because someone stopped them half way. Basically we nearly got the equivalent of Sigmarines for Fantasy.
@@Bacillus4 so they are really like the fantasy version of 40k Orks
Like halflings, they have an innate resistance to Chaos, further enhanced by their simple-minded nature - the latter which is why orcs are also surprisingly resistant to Chaos.
Like someone said, though, they mutate just fine, and have no problems with their mutated kin.
I feel like ogres and at least 40k Orks are living their best life. 40k Orks love war and in the universe where there is only war, then it's pure bliss.
savaagery
I've been pissed off for three days because my roommate ate a steak I left in the fridge.
I understand Ogre.
Challenge his to a guts-out duel, if you win you get to disembowel him and eat the steak he stole from you.
@@chesterstevens8870 lol at this point I'm pretty sure I don't want *that* steak anymore...
@@DoubleYouDotTrump fine. More steak FOR US!
@@GarkKahn By now I'm POSITIVE that not even the lowest - most down bad - Ogre wants to eat THAT steak...
You bastard don’t deserve that steak if youre going to desecrate it by placing it in a fridge
Did you notice that literally every single Butcher has lost their leg to Diabetes?
A butchers job is to feed the tribe. Not surprising to see some implied auto cannibalism.
@@sicksock435446 Yeah honestly I would be surprised if it was possible for an Ogre to get Diabetes.
@@InquisitorThomas ogres have super insulin.
They're diabetic proof
The moment I learned of the Ogres' existence I was like: "They're so cool" and now, knowing how their culture works much like that of 40k Orks but instead of fighting it's eating, I agree with you whole heartedly: Ogres and Orks are the best races to live as.
Ignorance is bliss, after all. And god knows that the races of 40k could use all the non-chaos bliss they can get.
I mean there are Orcs in Warhammer Fantasy too. Arguably it is better to live as an Orc because the only thing that gives you pleasure is always available to you freely. Orcs just want to fight, and as long as there is another orc nearby (as there always is) you are guaranteed to be able to have a fight. Ogres can't guarantee a meal at a moments notice, and have to fight just to get it with no guarantee of success. An orc gets what he wants in a fight whether he wins or loses, and if he wants a fight he can just start one and get instant satisfaction and fun.
Ogres and Orks, best races to live as? They are nothing but one-track minded simpletons. Outside of eating for the Ogres and fighting for the Orks, they simply don't exist, they are bland. Besides that, they have nothing to their names and are unable to evolve in anything.
So... well, no. Apex stupids. Worst races to live as.
what about the Sons of Behemat?
I love ogres because canonically they are the peak performance of the old ones creation
Ogres are the true kings of the Warhammer universe, it is known. Great vid
Ogre imperium
Ogres are adventurous enough to fit into any culture of the world, and small minded enough to be amazed and delighted at every new thing they discover (which are immeasurably numerous)
The right opinion. The knife ear simp embraces the loving embrace of the Great Maw
Other Race : we will dominate this world
Ogres : Thinking what a next meal to eat with mindset like Gordon ramsay
Every idiot (everyone not an ogre) is a sandwich!
Gordon Ramsay is a Skinny Ogre
*"Hm I do say this human flesh you have cooked is by far the best I've ever tasted. I do say that you put an excellent amount of spices with it that brings out a certain flavor. Now if you would pardon me I shall return to my cabin to rest and possibly eat one of my goblins, would you care to join me?"*
@@ButcherOfKhorne I am now picturing an ogre food critic traveling from tribe to tribe to find out which one has the most delicious ogre cuisine.
@@MrcreepyZero some ogre screaming "WERE IZ DAH LAMB SAUSE!?!"
Ogres, excuse me, OGORS in AOS are pretty similar, but the Beastclaw tribes are a bit less fortunate then the Gutbuster tribes. While the Gutbuster tribes are basically the same as the Ogre tribes in fantasy, the Beastclaw raiders have to worry about the Everwinter: a massive, never ending blizzard that constantly follows them, and is pretty much their god.
On the plus side, they're easily the most democratic faction in AoS. Because Beastclaw Raiders choose their war leader by having all the contenders go on a huge hunt. Other ogres flock to the side of the one whose pile of food is largest. Ogres are single-issue voters, and the ones who does best for his constituents gets the biggest popular support.
@@Bluecho4 When a bunch of fat bastards followed by a big cold cloud is more democratic than the usa voting system
@@anonymysable No. We operate more like the Skaven Council of 13 and the opposing clans, I mean parties.
@@anonymysable i mean if you think about it, we are fat bastards followed by the fog of war
@@anonymysable and their politicians actually help and care Bout em too.
Ogres and Orks definitely have the most fun in Warhammer.
"My Friend asked me if I'd rather be a Russian Soldier in WW1 or live in the world of Attack On Titan. Obviously the correct answer here is suicide by any means possible."
The fact the picture you used includes Reiner the suicidal yet terminally unkillable just makes this joke even funnier.
Oh wait. I didn’t even realize that! That’s great
6:54 "They hear humans complain about how Chaos has once again razed and ruined their lands, and they just don’t understand the problem."
Idk. Seems pretty easy for them to understand.
Peasant farmer: "Chaos has burnt my farm to the ground."
Ogre: "Okay, and?"
Peasant farmer: "Farms are where the best food comes from."
Ogre: *almost has a heart attack from sheer grief*
Bro thank you!!!
Its as simple as saying "DEMONS KEEP DESTROYING ALL THE FOOD!!!" and th oger would get it
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Ye. "Daemons destroyed the food. Go kill Daemons so that they stop destroying the food."
@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 *SIMPLE AS*
@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 and eat the daemons while you're at it!
@@devinward461 I... think that might give even an ogre a belly ache.
While I wouldn’t be down for the whole eating sentient races thing, getting paid in meat and a bit of coin while spending the rest of my days vibing without many issues that can’t be solved by sitting on them does sound nice. I’d miss the internet though
Best part is you don't have to eat other races
you could just be an ogre merc or hunter and not eat "smart" races
My thinking is that, if you're going to be thrown into any Warhammer setting (none of which have Internet) anyway, you might as well go for the one with the best upside. And arguably, Ogres have that best upside.
@@Bluecho4 yeah not many things can Krump an ogre and if it can it ain't common
you arent vibing without many issues. every ogre feels a constant insatiable hunger until they die. an ogre is never content, they always need more.
you know, ogres would probably have the best pancreases of all the races
Pancrei
Ogres have LAYERS...
-Shrek-chan, probably
Literally and figuratively
@@Arbaaltheundefeated Agreed lol
Ogres have layers
@@shrek7356 It's the ogre lord himself, tis a blessed day.
this man spitting straight facts, anyone else who says otherwise is a hatter. i believe in ogre supremacy
Pretty sure you meant "hater", but I enjoy the idea of insulting someone by calling them a hat-maker.
@@Bluecho4 Hey now, the Maneaters that visit the empire love the hat makers. You see how big and floofy their hats are? Them ogres want them to. And boy do they get the biggest and most bombastics hats out there.
A mad hatter?
@Bluecho4 Hatters used to go mad do to chemical exposure in the hat making process. So either way works
You believe in Ogre supremacy? 🤣 Meh. Supremacy in what? Being of a one-track mind? Being unable to do anything too thorough besides eating? And not being the brightest bulbs? Plus they are morbidly obese and disfigured.
Started with Kairos Fateweaver. Khorne immediately bullied me.
Starting to see where you're coming from.
Get bullied nerd.
How the hell. Kairos shits on khorne factions
That's what you get, nerd.
This is great, but please, I never want to hear the phrase
“Vore the chaos invaders.”
I don’t want to slannesh to be summoned into my living room again.
Could be worse. Could be anal vore.
It's ok. They're chaos resistant. They can vore, war, sick, and trick all day without feeding the gods.
Again?
@@bruvaguren494 yeah again. Mind your own fucking business we all make mistakes in the heat of passion sometimes
@@worthlessclericbuild3866 I... I need to know what mistake could do that. If only so that I might avoid it myself.
Didn't come here to be convinced and just came out of morbid (obesity) curiosity. Didn't expect sound and reasonable arguments, or at least the ones I heard fully over my own laughter and tears. Didn't expect to leave an Ogre. Hats off to you fine orator man, you mad genius, and thank you for guiding me to the light of the Maw.
luv me ogres, simple as
You're welcome at my feasting pit any time ogre buddy
I'd be down to be an Ork. Bored? Go break or fight something. Scared? No you're not. You'll just be reborn as soon as you die. Chaos? You're completely immune to its influences and the demons are just more things you can fight. That, and the sky is literally the limit. If enough of your friends think you're right, you are. No pesky problems like universal laws or mechanics to get in your way. Throwing pebbles at Imperial Knights doesn't turn them to ash? All it takes is one Ork to start bragging about destroying one like that and soon enough, boom. That's just how it is now and nobody can do anything about it.
Good Fink is a hell of a thing. Think your armor is too weak? Paint it green and enough of the boys see it, shells will start bouncing away. You get called slow? Add some red and suddenly you get faster. Need to be sneaky? Add black. Gork and Mork supposedly talk to their boys and will point them toward the nearest fight. The Ork gods actually CARE.
also their economy is easy as hell to take advantage of. paint some rocks yellow and now you're rich
Restricting this question to 40K I long ago came to the conclusion that the only sensible choice would be the Orcs, so I am sympathetic to this argument.
I mean the tyrannids got no real complaints
There are ogryns, not sure what they really do though, I have heard some are just chill big af bodyguards for nobles in imperium society
@@Pred. They're a subspecies of human. Basically 40K Ogres, but less hungry and somehow even dumber.
They're large and ridiculously strong- an adult Ogryn can rip a Space Marine limb from limb if he gets a grab of them.
The Imperial Guard often uses them as shock troops- give them some armor and a club and they'll rip through lines of infantry in no time.
But they are downright retarded. Like, an average ORK is more intelligent than most Ogryns.
If an Ogryn can speak in short sentences and count to five, that's considered genius level by Ogryn standards.
@@MrTux-tw4ld
Your brain matter and body spends 89% of your time inside a biomass pool until the hivemind needs you to work your ass off at some random planet, the only fun part of it is that you get to eat all day, in the normal sense and maybe in the hentai sense.
@@CatBxtchNami so what's the problem from you description i basically lazy around and when the guys asks me to do something is something fun to do
Now I just wish we had an Ogre faction in 40k. I know their would be overlap into the orks and tyrannids but it would funny as hell to see a giant 12ft tall tub of lard break a space marine like a crab leg and eat all the juicy bits.
I mean, there are Ogryn, who are less hungry Ogres.
Or full Kroot Tau,but they're not BIG.
That's brilliant imagery 😂
Imperium of Ogre with Space Ogrerines equipped with genetically enhanced bellied that can fit more food and are more resilient to damage and their leader is a huge fatass 10 meters tall ogre kept alive by machines and constantly fed with tubes and shit
I can picture Ogres nose diving Into Hive Worlds with Gluttonous glee
The Ogre would be dead meat before he would even get close.
On another note, the existence of ogres like Greasus Goldtooth mean that ogres don’t necessarily have to be stupid as a rule. They’re just hungry as a rule.
I never actually saw Ogres as stupid. They totally are not. The existence of Maneaters basically proves it.
It's more that their culture doesn't value education because it doesn't need to. That's not gonna help them get more meat. And when you are a 10 foot tall murder machine that can and will eat anything, learning the finer points of accounting or agriculture is pointless. Humans learned that stuff because that made eating easier because we are weak, soft meatsacks. Ogres didn't need to, but they have shown they can learn a lot.
@@verylateandtired3504 The general rule of thumb is that Ogres are dumb... but not stupid.
@@verylateandtired3504Their brains are geared heavily towards survival, as is their method of education. Ogres are capable of feats of great intelligence without magical enhancement, it's a matter of if they want to apply themselves that way
3:19 "But who gives a damn? Not the Ogres."
That delivery tickled me just right. 😂
I mean afterall, ignorance is a bliss, and definitely a blessing in the world like Warhammer
Chaos invasion.
Most of the Old World: End Times!
Ogres: Takeaway!
"The meat's coming to us. Boss... Is it supposed ta do that?"
"Who cares, DINNER TIME!"
You kinda failed to mention the most important thing... that they are all essentially cursed by whatever the "god" the maw is, imagine having an unending hunger that is never truely satisfied, maybe not the worst youd think but if you think about how the ogre society is almost entirerly centered around eating you can easily imagine how much power that curse holds over them.
Being an ogre is like having a black hole in your stomach, its not as pleseant to be in their eternally snack craving shoes.
“Fat shaming, what’s I got to be ashamed of, I’d like to see you skinnies take a canon ball to the gut and keep on going”
Why bovver with the grindin' and the bread bit I sez. Jest get strraight to the killin' an' the eating an' the money. That an' a dog onna stick...crunchy an' wiggly all at once!-Grenth Bullguts
Excited while watching the video keep up the great work king
Hilarious that he says "How often do the ogre mercenaries hired by some orks wake up and find out skarbrand has wandered into camp"
And then they put skarbrand in the badlands, right next to all the orks.
The Ogres are something no other faction is, genuinely happy.
Orks are happier, orks just want to fight, ogres are in a constant state of hunger due to the maw.
This remind me a lot of the 40k Orks and i kinda like it.
Both (Ogres and 40k Orks) are very strong and both are too "stupid" to have a moral dilemma.
Also both are happy for "simple" reason: Ogres love Food & Orks love War
It's kind of one of the major issues I have with getting too into any of the Warhammer stuff. There is almost no opportunity for virtue in the setting. Oh sure, you can fight the endless hordes of Chaos but then you immediately have to go and slaughter all the civilians on the planet because they saw Chaos.
I get the whole appeal of 40k is "this is the worst thing you can imagine but it's still better than the alternative", but that loses its shine pretty quickly and all you're left with is endless over the top abuses (23 hour workdays on like 200 calories a day).
@@joshuafischer684 there are still quite a number of people in the Imperium living a "good" life. Best case scenario is you live on a backwater planet and don't get picked for the draft, and not every planet is a shit hole. There are plenty that would be relatively nice to live on. It all just gets overshadowed heavily by the nonstop war and constant looming threat of Xenos and Chaos
> Wakeup
> Say hello to the boys
> First breakfast
> Have a wash
> Second breakfast
> Third breakfast
> Quick snack
> Go smash things with the lads
> Have a huge takeout
> Get horrendously drubk
> Second takeout
> Third dinner
> Smash more things
> belly flop a few humans for mince “beef”
> Several suppers
> say goodnight to the boys
> Sleep
> Go for a cheeky entire cow during the night because your peckish
> Drink enough beer to kill a dragon
> chat with the boys some more
> Fall asleep
Repeat
Sounds fun
You forgot "shove human into bellybutton and let his sad face poke out as a navel decoration"
That was a lot more compelling of an argument than I thought it was going to be. The belch at the end really sold me if I'm being honest
I once ate vanilla Ice cream while watching this video and now the thumbnail alone is enough to make me taste vanilla.
Imagine tho; being that one ogre who wakes up for the morning and finds out he's fighting Skarbrand today.
So ogres and orks are essentially "fuck it, we ballin" beautiful really
Skaven: ohhhh food yes yess!
The ogres: ohhh food
Skaven: *what what?*
"Or the skaven who are basically free food 🍲 " 😂 yo, thats foul.
This video pleases The Great Maw.
9:19 "There’s not single miserable Ogre in existence"
Look up Bragg the Gutsman, probably the *only* miserable Ogre in existence.
But Ogres are cursed to never be able to sate their hunger. Imagine always being uncomfortably hungry
This channel is constant gold! I would’ve said Orks but this video has made me agree with you, sounds pretty nifty
And fellas, ladies, imagine the Ogre *thiccness* of your average Ogre Woman
So basically all I need to do is imagine your mother
Thicc is just glorifying obesity.
@@topkek996 I see it mostly as hip to waist ratio with combination of muscle and some fat to fill out the hips and ass. But women usually use it as an excuse to let themselves go
I would happily let a female Ogre devour me whole...no regrets 100%.
An ogre slayer????? I now want to make a d&d character about this. Thanks for this!
"There is not a single miserable Ogre in existence." - Read about thr Gorgers and how they become Gorgers.
The spite in that voice: "People" of Bretonia
Ogres aren't stupid, they simply lack creativity due to being big and strong enough to solve all problems via punch.
Human; I'm so cold! I'll invent clothes!
Oger under six inches of blubber: the fuck is 'cold'?
You make some of the most pleasant warhammer content I 've seen in a while.
As a fellow diabetic and fat bastard at heart, I'm convinced.
We will consume for the Maw together, fellow type 1.
I still would take orks first, but you have convinced me this is a close second place
The only being capable of being happier than an Ogre is an Ork but the life expectancy between the two is like comparing a buck to an ocean.
I'm glad I stumbled across this. Cheers, mate.
Greasus- You're no meat eater! What's in it for you?
Elf Simp- I want the pancreas...
This reminds me of the eldar philosopher who concluded that orks had a perfect society
90% of the joy in my life comes from food as is, so I'm basically an ogre already.
Those 90% are Rookie Numbers. You need to step up the ogre-grindset and embrace the maw fully!
Am I the only one who thinks that "JUST EAT THE FUCKEN KNOBLAR" is comedy gold?
I'm convinced everything tastes amazing to an Ogre. So that's another bonus.
This video may have been made 10 months ago, but watching it now has made me think. For the most part, I agree with these points. Being an Ogre in Warhammer fantasy would be great, if you were always an Ogre. The opening premise you presented was if you were suddenly isekaied into the setting as one of the races, and in what way this sucks depends entirely on the mechanics of the isekai.
Option 1 - your memories are transplanted into an Ogre, but in every other way, they are still an Ogre. This sucks for a multitude of reasons, for one you aren't actually there, your memories have just been put into an Ogre. The Ogre might not be smart enough to understand what any of these memories mean, and they might be burdened by this so much that you actually make an Ogre with depression. The best case scenario for the Ogre in this situation is that, somehow, the knowledge that you had makes them smart enough to try and put some of the memories into their world. This may only mean the invention of the cheeseburger or the pizza, but if the Ogre can't do that, they'll either just be an Ogre, ignoring those memories because they're confusing and don't bring them more food, or they'll be depressed because they don't live in a world where you can just call some guy up and have them deliver food to you within a matter of minutes.
Option 2 - you have been transplanted into the body of an Ogre. You will still, in fact, have all of your memories, experiences, and most importantly, your morals intact. You are now the smartest Ogre in the tribe, potentially. All of that talk about spiritual fulfilment, them being the perfect place between stupid and smart is all thrown out the window, because you replaced the mind of an Ogre with that of a Human. An Ogre might not care to think about the sanctity of all life and how the Noblars are bound to their very will, they just eat them. You, however, might not think that. You will have all of your human morals still in place and so you might have existential thoughts and possible depression over your servants. Additionally, you've been isekaied into a Warhammer setting, and that was the entire premise. You may not realize it for a little bit that you're in Warhammer, but eventually, you will, and you will eventually realize, or just know it off the bat, that the world you now live in is profoundly awful. Not only are you now existentially depressed because the Noblar you spoke to yesterday that you really liked got eaten by your tribe mate, but you're now depressed because you know how god awful the world you live in is and, given you're an Ogre, can't really do anything to fix.
Now option 2 is based a bit more on your own morals as a person, and how you rationalize the whole isekai thing, but I feel that the majority of people will, in some way, be affected negatively by it, if only because of the realization of how shitty the world is.
Gnoblars are more sadistic goblins, I don't think anyone would think about their right to live for too long.
"Noooooo! You must submit to the will of Chaos!"
"Hur, Hur. Club goes crunch."
the ogres have one faction to worry about though: nurgle
pro tip - do not EAT little men made of plague
Actually, In AoS, there is an Ogor clan that likes to eat Nurglite corrupted things. The way the slimy flesh slides down their throats, they like that.
@@WitcherCrow "The way the slimy flesh slides down their throats, they like that." Sounds like Games Workshop got inspired by your mom.
Clever use for the Diogenes pic at 6:00. Oh, by the way: No fear, no choice, no pain, no despair… I’d be a Tyranid. Convo over
Now, let me ask you a very philosophical question…
If an ogre decided he wanted to write poetry, what would it look like?
Aw, who am I kidding? It’d probably look something like this:
_Oh freddled gruntbuggly,_
_Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)_
_As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning_
_On a lurgid bee,_
_That mordiously hath blurted out,_
_Its earted jurtles, grumbling_
_Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]_
_Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,_
_Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,_
_And living glupules frart and stipulate,_
_Like jowling meated liverslime,_
_Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,_
_And hooptiously drangle me,_
_With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries._
_Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,_
_See if I don't!_
You've truly open my eyes, ive become ogrepilled
In the old world I’d be a member of the vampire coast if I had a choice. Immortal. Criminals. Don’t have to get up until nighttime. Best life.
I just love the way you talk about this stuff with a "well fuck it" attitude. I enjoy you way to explain things. It's never been so easy to hit the sub and notification bell.
I instantly loved the ogres. not only do they look like mini versions of me but the lore is just awesome I mean they ride mammoths and carry cannons like guns.
@@ChvdMaximvs pretty cool to find your own mother randomly online
As an Ogre you constantly hungry and never full and that's made even worse than it sounds considering being hungry is like the worse thing to an Ogre. I'd be an big greenskin because war makes them happy and the setting is called Warhammer - there's never a shortage of your favorite activity.
Orcs or a follower of Nurgle.
Those guys are always having a whale of a time.
Probably favour nurgle because they are the happiest in most situations that aren't a good krumping.
And so an OverTyrant is born. For the Great Maw, I will have a Feast!
Y'all forget that every second an Ogre isn't eating they're basically starving. They don't just eat cuz they're huge gluttons(which still is a reason though), they eat because of the curse of the Great Maw, which keeps them forever starving. The only time you can ease that hunger is when you're eating. But as an Ogre you will never feel full and the moment your meal is finished you're back to the pain of starving.
Yeah. Living as an Ogre would be comfy.
You sir have enlightened me, i will now strive to live as they do.
You forgot the neverending ravenous hunger, they are like fat wendigos
You should have said custodes are the best to live as you guard the emperor and get to hang out with the sisters of silence who are hot but don’t talk so no awkward conversations ever. Plus gold is thee best
No emotions, no freedom.
No emotion, eternal guarding, no brraks
@@ethandew1768 no emotions to make you care of you are free or not
Not to mention the body oil...
Listen to a few 40k video makers, glad to find a good one making fantasy. Don't play the games, but like hearing about the lore and faction. Thanks for the content you put out.
It's actually pretty funny how despite being essentially the central race in the WH40K franchise, humans seem to have it the absolute worst. At least, the average human. As a human civilian or, hell, even just a basic soldier, you stand to be torn to shreds by literally anything at literally any time. Maybe a demon of Chaos just shows up randomly for no reason and slaughters your entire city. Maybe the Adeptus Astartes decide that you'll make a good frontline meat shield for the people that actually matter. Maybe the Inquisitors decide that your planet is full of heretics and just glass the entire thing.