Dan's Gay Crushes ULTIMATE TIER LIST
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- A journey from my first romantic feels to my current degenerate fantasies ..but who am I really compatible with?
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definitely not weird
definitely not
Of course
for sure absolutely not
naurrrr
Nah not at all
Dan is desperately trying to convince the audience that he isn't a furry.
and failing miserably
And also trying to convince everyone else to become one
I don't know if you know him but this is gonna work just as well as it does for the click😂
Look I thought this said "that he isn't funny" but honestly if anyone would try to convince the world they aren't funny by hosting a comedic performance then it would be Dan right? The self deprecation isn't just a coping mechanism.. it's a *creative choice*
@@shiroi201 Great to find another fan
So Dan's overall taste is at least someone who can crush him physically and emotionally
Phil
Mood.
No wonder I've always been a fan, we have the same taste lmaoo
Same though
arent we all
dan's crush list didn't go downhill after aladdin, it took a running jump into the grand canyon and canonballed to the ground
no fucking way dan liked this comment hello
you were *not* kidding holy shit
At least there was Keanu
Is that Tutter form Bear in the big blue house?!
@@OpinionatedChicken59 it is!!
The fact that Anthony is there makes it so much funnier
if you look closely you can see phil next to him
it's not weird
@@danisnotinteresting Denial
Yes, regular Daniel, American Daniel and Gen-Z Daniel
Wait what????
oh my GOD lmao nice to know dan's type is:
1) himself
2) his bullies
3) anthropomorphs
dont forget logo's
99% of snape fans: i could fix him
dan: i could make him worse
Lmao
Dan: he could make me worse
Me : I want to die with him
i love how he started out strong with aladdin & then went down hill SO quick
lmfao right
at least we had a good few seconds before it completely imploded into filth
@@danisnotinteresting filth is all we want 😏
@@danisnotinteresting milliseconds
@@danisnotinteresting there was hope and then it was lost 😂
the cut to anthony is funny enough but the fact that he's wearing the exact same outfit as the picture is absolutely killing me
LMAOO YOU’RE RIGHT
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I noticed that too 😂
I wonder if they did that on purpose
OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE
how did the audience not freak out at anthony padilla 😭
I was freaking out
To be fair we were quite a chill crowd! It was a really intimate event and thankfully everyone was super respectful… both Phil and Anthony were there and I guarantee you that everyone was screaming internally, but it was such a small room we couldn’t freak out otherwise it would’ve been overwhelming the lads! When I saw them both in the crowd with us I genuinely nearly shat myself but that’s not socially acceptable so I did not
@@poppy.reardxn2711 I do appreciate the ability of British people to stay respectful in this situation.
@@poppy.reardxn2711 in person I probably would’ve done the same tbh
They were probably expecting it tbh
Seeing Anthony and Phil in the audience makes this so much funnier 😂
Where was it at?
phil?? where was phil lol
@@monomarr next to anthony when he sat down!
@@caitlinbrentnall9463 do you have the timestamp? I feel like I'm blind but I just can't find him
15:31 on the right
You can't just be halfway through a show and announce that ANTHONY PADILLA IS IN THE CORNER WHAT!?
And Phil next to him!
It was a small venue, people knew about them. They twitted during the performance about both of them.
And they had enough self control not to try to hug/talk to them the entire show?! We are doing better as a society in that respect. 🤓
@@JamaicanRain As far as I know, they did. Well, I am sure they had some help there just in case.
Imagine Anthony doing the “I’d spent a day with Dan Howell”
I pray every day for this to happen
Oh no!! that would be so funny
He might as well be doing a video with himself
More like "I'd spent a day with my clone"
so like... a date
i literally screamed when the camera showed anthony. and then screamed even louder when i realized phil is sat beside him.
LITERALLY
also doing the tongue thing he does when he's laughing of course 😂
Dan casually revealing his crush on Anthony and then pointing out that he is there in the audience is a power move tbh
Dan, while wearing a skeleton suit he covered with rainbow sequins and jewels while telling us about his enduring crushes on Final Fantasy characters: You have NO IDEA how emo I was.
Me: Uh....yeah sure buddy...no idea...
The fact not a single incarnation of the Doctor is on the list feels like a violation of life as a whole 😂
OR Jack Harkness....
@@fishcakestheumbrella1329 not or, AND
Agreed
i agree
dan was definitely a david tennant fan, i can just feel it in my bones
9:40 “you have no idea how fucking emo i was” actually Dan we have full internet access to all of it. we know
Anthony's face is just 'should I be offended or flattered here?'
This video is pure gold. It has officially killed me.
not anthony being in the audience AND being sat next to phil 💀
the amount of content we’re getting from you is crazy it’s so good to have you back on youtube
Right?? It feels like a fever dream but I'm more than grateful
Do not get used to it.
I didnt expect the dan Howell/wilbur soot crossover to happen like this
every time they acknowledge each other’s existence my brain just malfunctions i swear
@@streamgrapes it's because they're the same man but one of them is supposed to be in the other timeline and our mortal brains can't cope
no i actually cannot comprehend it
@@ActualCharky same person different font
@@ActualCharky i’m honestly willing to believe that
this just feels like a friend showing us their silly little powerpoint presentation they’ve made and i love it so much
dan bringing wilbur up feels like a crossover i'm not ready for.
Never. Tall British men with brown curly hair need to stay in seperate universes....there is never enough space
I CANT DO THIS
@@cati6991 agreed, if they were even in the same room i would have a crisis because i was definitely in love with both of them at one point or the other
i hate seeing them in the same video or tweet bc it just reminds me of the first time i heard of wilbur, which was in dans tweet abt looking like him, and then when i got into the dsmp i was kinda just like "why does this mf look so familiar"
@@red.gem_ Saaaame.
Tier lists are strangely addictive to make- is that just me?
yes...SOOO satisfying
satisfying until you realize you’ve spent 6 hours creating tier lists and nothing else
@@imsotiredofthiscrap2341 yeah but to be honest it is a better way to spend your time than mindlessly scrolling on Pinterest listening to music. Not that I do that- Obviously- Defo not-
I want to make my own tier list now!
The audience calling Dan out as a furry is iconic
the way dan starts gaslighting his fans because he likes the pringles guy is SENDING MEE LMAOO
Dan isn't just fighting for his life in a groupchat, no its in front of a live audience. And us.
Dan fighting for this life for 17 minutes
Dan with Snape like "we could make each other worse 🥰"
LMAOOO
"It’s hard to put you in a box
When you keep it so blurry (what is it)
I think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry"
-- dan's diss track, 2016
A Month without uploading
@Q a That no one even tagged him in
Phil not being on this list is a crime
Dan smokes weed? What a pleasant discovery. Mentally added to my dream blunt rotation.
🌳💨preach🌳💨
i was searching for this comment, how am i just now finding out about this now lol
the sesh would be great
nice
He's British, of course he does ahah
been WAITING for someone to comment about this! i wanna smoke with him so bad 😭
i feel such a kinship with dan in being attracted to characters/people that anybody else would think i'm out of my mind for liking
Right? Most people in the audience were like "bruh" meanwhile to me the video felt relatable af and the whole time I was like "WOOOO YOU GO DAN"
It's a messy list in the best way possible. I also have some unhinged characters on my list and I'm not ashamed of it.
Oh my god I never thought he would bring up Charlieissocoollike. I don't have a crush on him, it's just nice to hear people talk about him after so many years.
I was like aahh omf i had a feeling dan probably fancied him based on the person Charlie was at that time it definitely makes sense i was like yeeessss he said it even though they're friends its okay to share lol
Me too. He’s so inspiring and doing big things now. But I still miss having him on TH-cam.
He streams on twitch now if you didn't know and fancy more Charlie content!
The laugh I gave was so loud it was so unexpected to see him ahah
I loveee that this implies his most recent crush is the Pringles guy
i'm pretty sure that dan's viewership has become less primarily female over time and the reason for that is a bunch of us realized we were trans
this is too true 😭💀
this is real and it is exactly what happened to me
It is so fucking heart warming seeing Dan in his zone again. Fuck I AM ALIVE FOR THIS
Wild Phil spotted at 15:31 👀 we love a supportive bestie
A time stamp!! Thank you!
The amount of genders and species on this list is impressive
Your stage energy is actually phenomenal, I’d have been CACKLING the whole time
i tried to turn my cousin into a ‘phannie’ yesterday by showing her pinof 10 and literally two seconds in her first comment was “they’re furries” thanks for proving her point dan
I love that Dan talks about Anthony while he's right there lmao. Also, awesome to see Anthony and Phil in the crowd! I didn't know they were there, that's so cool.
It threw me off that this is RIGHT before charlieissocoollike made an internet reintroduction after transitioning.
Fr tho. I was not expecting these he’s
You gotta admit the dude's got balls to admit quite a few of these. Good on you Dan.
okay but phil deserved a spot
I would never guess Anthony would be in the audience 😱
And Phil next to him!
i was expecting him to say “hey my crushes aren’t nearly as weird as some of the fanfiction you guys wrote”
You just gave me flashback to the sunburn fic
Which, honestly, is actually completely true...
Dan having Tigger and a literal logo on his list makes me feel so much better about having a thing for Dingodile from Crash 4
i wholeheartedly support you dan, but the pringles man..? you don’t make it easy
Okay but is anyone going to bring up the fact that Wilbur also talked about an m&m like that...Dan was not wrong when he put Wilbur in there as a "clone"
On the other hand Dan did click multiple times instead of holding the mouse in a hasty attempt to punch a Minecraft tree
@@tangled8151 this does assume that wilbur is any good at minecraft and have u seen his mccs recently😂😭
Genuinely surprised venom isn’t on the list, that’s Dan’s perfect match
"If it stands on two legs, you can f**k it" -Daniel Howell 2022
Charlie moved to S tier in my book with her most recent video. She is STUNNING!
isn't she just?
the reveal to anthony in the corner killed me
Damn I want to make a tier list of all of my childhood/teenage crushes now
Do it
Lol same
Same, lol.
it reminds me of how emirichu collabs with her friends and they discuss -roast- each other for their childhood crushes lol
what is it with Dan and the clone question??? I fully thought he was gonna say "my clone and I aren't compatible because I'd choke him to death" and place the clone in the F tier! 💀
Honestly that seems on brand tbh
It honestly makes me really happy that Dan trusts his fans so much to open up to us about things like this and make it funny and enjoyable. It makes other people feel like they can do it too, and I just love him for that 💜💜💜
I was very confused, as a lesbian, by my crush on Charlie. In retrospect....🏳️⚧️✨
"it would be toxic as FUCK" all my OCs tbh
ANTHONY SITTING BY PHIL - I LOVE THE CHAOS OF THIS
This is hilarious and Anthony being there made me cackle. Love this content!
Also Phil sitting next to Anthony ❤️❤️
As an asexual person, this was a fascinating foray in the allo mind
Let me tell ya not all the allos find the pringles man attractive
Thank you for the confirmation 😂
Im here too
@@celinavivian1162 Can you please start it's very cool and he has kind eyes.
@@ZeroOhClock LMAOOOOO
The amount of my crushes that overlap is concerning but validating
Anthony just went through all the stages of grief simultaneously 😂 I love Dan
the best part of this is that wilbur and dan would almost certainly get along super well. wilbur has a very powerful disarming relaxed aura and a wealth of wild anecdotes and trivia knowledge that would put even the most socially anxious person at ease, but he’s also so deeply strange as a person that he could mesh easily with dan’s more out-there ways of thinking. i would love to see them sit down for like an hour long podcast and just discuss pretty much any topic. they would be able to play off each other quite fluidly with their respective humor styles.
After 13 years of watching your content you're still one of the only people who can genuinely make me laugh out loud. It's so amazing to see how unapologetically you are who you are. I'm proud to see how much you've grown as a person. Thank you so much Dan. I can't wait to see you in Amsterdam again!
Dan: Aladdin?
*And nothing can go wrong*
Dan: Tigger??
*OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG*
I do love that he talks so quickly because it really helps me keep my adhd ass engaged.
remember when Aladdin agreed to become a snake for jasmine because she turned into a snake in the tv show? aladdin is an S, he would totally pass the worm test
Genuinely, Dan's stage presence is great and I was laughing through this entire thing
Phil: *is in the video for literally one second when they cut to the crowd*
Me: is this?? Joint content???
The fact that Anthony was present is frankly hilariously awkward
Seeing wilbur in a dan thumbnail is such a sureal experience
As someone who grew up in the Swedish city where the AstraZeneca research facility is located and has driven past it more times than I can count, I guess it's sort of endearing that someone is capable of seeing beauty in that anxious heptagon of a logo
im pretty sure dan was an anxious heptagon in a past life
anthony looked like he was trying to participate in a conversation and dan just kept hitting him with a bat
Okay but I lost it when it panned over to Anthony in the crowd XD
Ally!
i like how whenever he said something along the lines of “no more weird ones ok” he immediately follows up with something that just punches you in the gut
As a pharmacy student I lost it at astrazeneca. Goddamnit this guy is actually funny...
Definitely wasn’t expecting Anthony to just be there 💀
I need him to make more tier lists, this is so addictive to watch lmao
I love that Anthony was just randomly in the audience for Dan's show
Starting off with Aladdin and ending with Mr. Pringles is like a dr telling the good news before the bad
hearing you say Satine made my heart drop for a second LMAO i forget i was named after a stripper from moulin rouge 😭
one that has Ewan McGregor (as Christian)'s attention, though 🤤 and rightfully so
Did your parents actually name you after a stripper?? Or is there another reason?? Because if they did that’s wild
@@londongirl2768 to be fair i've seen worse references of what some parents have named their kids after (in related/similar fashion, there must be quite a bunch of girls called roxanne because of the sting song.................)
Wilbur Soot and Dan are in such opposite spheres of my brain I am short circuiting rn
nothings better than just finishing work to see that Dan Howell's uploaded. makes my day every time
anthony actually being there made that part so iconic omg
Your interactions with the audience are so awesome, love the conversations and opinions flying back and forth, they're hilarious
I love this format for Dan it fits so well you can feel that he is energized and happy to make content again
the way the camera panned to anthony then to phil was just golden 😭😭😭 miss you so much dan
can't tell you how happy i am to have you back
why are you so good at this?? the live show content is super entertaining man
Knowing Phil and Anthony are there makes this so much better. It was good, but now it's better.
I wonder if it would help or further hinder Wilbur's ranking if Dan knew Wilbur is _actually_ taller than him (he's 6 foot 6)... 🤔🤭
gotta love anthony and phil supporting dan presenting his kinks on stage. that's true love right there.
“I would become a death eater unironically.”
I like the idea that some death eaters were just in it ironically.
The energy of this video is so uniquely UNHINGED
No way he started with Aladdin and ended with the god damn pringles man 😭😭
Alternate title: Dan reveals himself to be a furry
Janice would be so disappointed if she knew about you smoking weed Dan
Dude this made me laugh out loud- great reference
"Disappointed, janice"
Was Janice the mom of a fan who had emailed him?
@@nehajha8578 yeah