@@Alex_The_Barbearian That is not a problem, i live in germany where we cut our steaks with spoons cause knifes are illegal like everything else that could be used to hurt someone. Would recommend to just let yourself be robbed and stabbed and NOT punch the stabber, since you will go to jail longer than him if you hurt him. I would just put it on my wall to look at it cause its cool.
For those who don't know, the first is just a thing that is used for magic and clearly is not used for self-defense, the second is a flexible stick with a lot of style.
The second is a police baton... theyre really thick and effective...not nearly as compact, mine is 12" collapsed and extends 16" out... the propstick extends well beyond its capabilities. The only reason police batons work is because the third is solid, the other 2 are 1/4 inch thick pipes, and each section is 30% inside the previous one. Even so, 6 extensions is the maximum for steel not to begin to buckle. Its similar to how hydraulic pistons work on construction equipment: your not gonna bend one of those either😅
if you only had the first i think it would be best to attack with the extension itself and if that doesnt work just break it and use the sharp edges and if there arent any ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@SpecterNeverSpectator its a modified police baton the way the AR15 is a modified M14 DMR. Putting a guard on a police batan doesnt make it a sword, just like replacing the wood stock and adding picatini rails doesnt make a DMR an assault rifle Politicians know this, they just cling to the Armalite companies AR, and expect the ignorant masses to support them in disarming the people and killing all the jews... (FROM TTHE RIVER TO THE SEA...refers to the Jordan river, Israels eastern border, and the medetranean, the western border... so they want to whipe out all of israel, including Jeruselam, the capitol of the jews... democrats ARE nazis, they just have a different name and live in a different country)
by simply using this thing called critical thinking. we should be able to analyze the situation.... basing it on your claim....you tend to memorize stuff.. wwhich led me to believe that you lack the aptitude..
@@taylorbrown3222 What I mean is the first tool he reviewed. It's actually a magic tool and for some reason the Chinese call that tool a monkey stick 🤣
@@taylorbrown3222 I mean the first tool he reviewed. And actually it's a magic tool. For some reason, recently Chinese people have gone viral calling the stick a monkey stick 😂😂
So fun fact… In the state of California, it is illegal to have a self-defense stick or baton or leaded cane. Don’t worry though, as long as its not concealed, you can legally walk around with a real sword/katana. 🗡️ So… Blunt stick? ❌ Pointy stick? ✅
If anything, the staves can be used with both slash and stab moves, so you can try relying on stabs only (which this thing will likely survive), and by my own experience those can be a neat thing for a street combat against an inexperienced opponent. The problem is, stabbing, although it has a really nice reach, is more of an unexpected additional attack should you use a staff, as the biggest advantage - should you want that ambulance to have much fun that is - is using the very fast slash moves to actually render the opponent defenseless (sometimes involving some bone fracture). No idea if this thing can be used for those too, as the fact it can't break a brick means nothing, - neither your hand, or a leg or a rib, can ;)
@@Miscellaneous_TH-camr They show their product first, but then jump cut to them holding a broom in such an angle that the viewers don't recognize it and hit the objects with broom, which is solid. The first one is a scam for self defense but the second one is a millitary grade retractable baton which is the real deal. You can see it clearly with the price difference. 1st one is $10+ but the 2nd one is $200+
Yeah they realized their mistakes when they black washed and their horrible jokes. They fix the races of the characters and weaponized them so no one could harm them, pretty sad.
the more segments you add to something the less effective it is. expanding batons limit themselves to only 3-5 segments so that the structure stays solid.
I've seen the first one tested buy someone that way. Still broke without doing anything. The guy I saw test it tried everything his comments told him to make it work. Nothing made it work.
It doesn't work because it is a magic prop... The manufacturer himself said it is not suitable for self defense. I don't know which gargantuan moron had the idea to sell that thing as a self defense tool
Every single one except for the legendary Welcome Sign for Front Door, Interchangeable Welcome Sign with 4 Seasonal Wreaths & 20 Customizable Icons, Rustic Wooden Welcome Home Sign - Christmas Door Decorations Farmhouse Decor and Housewarming
Thats not possible. First one got the button that you have to push with your thumb, so you always have it in hand in correct direction. With second one you have to swing it to open and it's just not working if you are holding it wrong way.
Actually the first stick was never shown to be used to hit in that way, but rather when it was extended it was when it would have the greatest force at the tip of the stick.
Man thats already a bad start, walking into a club is gonna hurt already and then this shit happens? Im just gonna let the caveman fuck my ass at that point
Its all fun and games until it goes off in your pocket 💀
Fr 💀
Did that happen to you or someone you know?
And if your a guy it’s even worse I’m imagining the pain right now and ooh it does not seem good
@@MiVert nah just came to mind LOL
ayo never thought of that 💀💀
He literally said: "if you want self-defense, don't buy this womp womp, buy this instead."
What's the name of that second product? Will I find it if I just search self defense pocket stick?
@@rabbidguarddog I have no idea, how that thing is called.
@@rabbidguarddogcollapsible baton
@@rabbidguarddogi heard they are called “black jacks” and also retractable baton
Ohh is actually “collapsible baton” but you can either search retractable or expandable baton
No one. The neighbours be like: JIMMY WHERE ARE OUR BRICKS????😂
Buddy ain’t no one laughing abt Jimmy
@@francescocerami2314 I thought it was funny
that womp womp was personal💀
???
@@YTPP8367an alternative uttp?
@@YTPP8367good uttp??
wdym???
My man went from stealing pyramids to chopping bricks in half, what an upgrade
Nice now maybe he should take you on vacation !!!!!
@@CONQUISTADOR79❤❤❤❤
@@CONQUISTADOR79 what the f-
@@user-dq4nz1uv4d **confused**
@@CONQUISTADOR79
Har
2nd one is actually good
Its a self def sword baton
name?
Could you tell where to buy this?
@@Sena121probably Amazon, but if you live in a state like California those might be illegal.
@@Alex_The_Barbearian That is not a problem, i live in germany where we cut our steaks with spoons cause knifes are illegal like everything else that could be used to hurt someone. Would recommend to just let yourself be robbed and stabbed and NOT punch the stabber, since you will go to jail longer than him if you hurt him. I would just put it on my wall to look at it cause its cool.
Well damn that's something😂😂@@Sena121
"Lo que importa no es el tamaño sino que tan duro le des".
Un hombre sabio.
porfin un comentario en español!!!
@@grunista3169🐒🐵
No había visto un comentario en esperamos de este canal excepto este❤
Yo igual
eso me decia tu madre
Wow, it's Cat Noir's iron rod from Ladybug.
For those who don't know, the first is just a thing that is used for magic and clearly is not used for self-defense, the second is a flexible stick with a lot of style.
The second is a police baton... theyre really thick and effective...not nearly as compact, mine is 12" collapsed and extends 16" out... the propstick extends well beyond its capabilities. The only reason police batons work is because the third is solid, the other 2 are 1/4 inch thick pipes, and each section is 30% inside the previous one. Even so, 6 extensions is the maximum for steel not to begin to buckle.
Its similar to how hydraulic pistons work on construction equipment: your not gonna bend one of those either😅
@kevinsears7300 well technically just a baton, because the police would not use a sword shaped one, but I get it, semantics.
if you only had the first i think it would be best to attack with the extension itself
and if that doesnt work just break it and use the sharp edges
and if there arent any
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@SpecterNeverSpectator its a modified police baton the way the AR15 is a modified M14 DMR.
Putting a guard on a police batan doesnt make it a sword, just like replacing the wood stock and adding picatini rails doesnt make a DMR an assault rifle
Politicians know this, they just cling to the Armalite companies AR, and expect the ignorant masses to support them in disarming the people and killing all the jews...
(FROM TTHE RIVER TO THE SEA...refers to the Jordan river, Israels eastern border, and the medetranean, the western border... so they want to whipe out all of israel, including Jeruselam, the capitol of the jews... democrats ARE nazis, they just have a different name and live in a different country)
by simply using this thing called critical thinking. we should be able to analyze the situation.... basing it on your claim....you tend to memorize stuff.. wwhich led me to believe that you lack the aptitude..
The Nami cosplays gonna go crazy with this
bro
Fr
FR
I dream
Lmao
"How to become nami"
*The design is very human*
My classmate has it, you don't wanna mess with him...
“Prank em, John!”
“You already know!”
Here before this blows up
“Clap clap clap clap” 😳
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AYO!!!@@Biggie_99
I'm honestly shocked that the things extended that much at all
What she said
@@AM-jx3zf😂😂😂
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It's just super thin aluminum tightly wrapped. These things can barely even stand up without folding
Лоошдыдщфжфжфдддддыд😅дыддщдддддыд😊❤ддцлыдзцж
Цжжцжцжж
Shanks : yo te cree y así me pagas 😐😐
The face got me dead💀
Robber - "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY"
Me - "ah sh1t lemme unpack my self defense stick"
Robber - "alr take ur time bro"
XD
it's really not that hard lmao
@@ihatesand222lol😂
Bro im done😂
fg yt? dij
the sword thing seems to be the most useful
BRO WHY YOU KEEP APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE ;-;
What If it's turn on in my pocket and hit my balls☠️
No he spawned in
GREAT BASIC OBSERVATION!!!!!
@@I.F.O.Z._H.z.l.l._Limbo im 90% sure this guy bought this account and just has bots/indians just comment on random stuff
the cosplay is fire, lil bro
Bro Got The Made In China Product 😂
That's called magic appearing cane
Pocket straw bro
@@taylorbrown3222 What I mean is the first tool he reviewed. It's actually a magic tool and for some reason the Chinese call that tool a monkey stick 🤣
@@taylorbrown3222 I mean the first tool he reviewed. And actually it's a magic tool. For some reason, recently Chinese people have gone viral calling the stick a monkey stick 😂😂
Nyoibo
😂😂😂 🤐🤐🤬🤬🤬🐷🐷🐷🐷@@taylorbrown3222
So fun fact…
In the state of California, it is illegal to have a self-defense stick or baton or leaded cane. Don’t worry though, as long as its not concealed, you can legally walk around with a real sword/katana. 🗡️
So…
Blunt stick? ❌
Pointy stick? ✅
It's California. Nothing makes sense there
U forgot bazooka n tanks hahaha 😂
You also can only have 1.5 inch otf knives. They basically only make them specifically for Californians
@@jontukagam3888❤😂rghddchhg❤😂😢😮😅😅😅😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢😮😅😊
Vives en un país de locos. Lol
The first one gelled in one fell swoop.😂
Интересный факт:вектор это конор но если бы он родился в америке
ПОН.
"Im a matured adult"
"Im a matured adult"
Shut up and take my money
@@a.koenigr/angryupvote
Bro I got one of these and it sliced my finger I had to get stitches 😭😭😭
I’ll say it for you. That’s pretty average
@@Jaytsc_VGood😊
"Son, your friend's mom said to me that the thing you have gave your friend hemorrhoids"
i speak from experience those are a real pain in the *ss
I can’t tell if I’m dyslexic or if you’re dyslexic
@@sonb0t Why's that?
@@Maca_tech your comment made zero sense before you edited it
Guess im almost dyslexic too
The *"𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒑 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒑"* 💀
Its weird they advertise the compact baton as a self defense weapon when they were advertised as performance props before.
Maximizing potential sales.
It’s why you don’t trust the Chinese market that sht is scammy
Dropshippers
They even swapped it out with a different tool when they were wacking stuff 💀
The first one is only useful for magic tricks since that is what it was designed for. The second is a real defense staff.
Onde compra o segundo?
@@FamiliaMotoca É uma questão de conferir sites como Alibaba, AliExpress, Amazon.
@@FamiliaMotocathey can only be found in the emergency cabinet at little caesers
If anything, the staves can be used with both slash and stab moves, so you can try relying on stabs only (which this thing will likely survive), and by my own experience those can be a neat thing for a street combat against an inexperienced opponent. The problem is, stabbing, although it has a really nice reach, is more of an unexpected additional attack should you use a staff, as the biggest advantage - should you want that ambulance to have much fun that is - is using the very fast slash moves to actually render the opponent defenseless (sometimes involving some bone fracture). No idea if this thing can be used for those too, as the fact it can't break a brick means nothing, - neither your hand, or a leg or a rib, can ;)
@@FamiliaMotoca Tentei colocar o link mas não deixa, excluem meus comentários, mas você pode procurar no Google
Nice, they even sent gloves along so that you don't get cut by it after it breaks lol!
The first one is something that a guy who takes spando ballet uses.
*Imagine this product opened in the packaging while shopping 💀*
It would just get stuck
While shopping? Interesting never thought
Never thought someone could miss spell shipping that bad
@@RupertOWwdym i and o are right next to each other
Would bend all up in the box looked like aluminum lmao
Once I got drunk and bought this at 4am thinking I’d use it on the nyc subway.
How’d that go ?
Is that a amazing Spider-Man reference
drunk buy is a decease
They should have a return option “bought while drunk”
Gawd, yes! Or delirious at 4am. 😅 @@jakesnoz
I bought one of these. You hit something with it once & it bends or breaks.
I’m going to get one of these today
I want that stick so I can switch the light off while I'm in bed.
true fact
😂😂
Or just buy a cheap smart bulb and use your phone like I do
Yeah best use for that device. Companies that put your life in danger for money should be sued.
I kinda skimmed over this first glance all I saw was “I want this stick in bed” I had to double take that shii 😂
For the ones who dont know:
The metal pipe is for Magic, no for defense.
Edit: Bro, so many likes 🤑
Well it is but in the last video it showed that it could break bricks so he wanted to test that
@@Miscellaneous_TH-camr They show their product first, but then jump cut to them holding a broom in such an angle that the viewers don't recognize it and hit the objects with broom, which is solid. The first one is a scam for self defense but the second one is a millitary grade retractable baton which is the real deal. You can see it clearly with the price difference. 1st one is $10+ but the 2nd one is $200+
Oh ok thanks
@@Miscellaneous_TH-camrthats the sword
Metal? More like paper ☠️
I’m taking the second option since it’s very durable and solid as any toyotas built to last every generation
The first one is better for self defense because the one with the handle can't really travel with you and look like it's harmless
Metal bat has been really quiet since this has dropped💀
Edit:bird
Probably shopping with his sister
Metal Bat's metal bat is indestructible
Metal Bat's metal bat is indestructible
@@makotoren7266the video says otherwise
"omg metal bat from strong ballsground!!" ☝️🤓
My male instinct is tingling
my female instinct is tingling
@@fregeuNAHH
@@fregeuso go paint your nails
@@fregeucan I have you insta
💀@@noluv3842
I feel like Ran from Tokyo revengers would LOVE this 😭💀🫶
*Its all fun and games until your sibling sets it on your chair* 💀💀
NAHHHHH
😏😏😏😏😏 that will be fun
Nooooooo🤣🪦
@@jd77_ bro got hugh neutroned
Your weight would stop if from going off
I love how Vector is still teaching us lessons from the moon. Very inspiring❤❤❤
Ikr❤
Womp womp
I think he’s on mars now
@@thepolarianempireyeah
Most underrated comment
How he casually brought out cinderblocks and a brick😂
Just imagine it open in your pocket😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Wah wah-" The last most famous words
It's womp womp
@@user-wq4tn8rl4m Okay but for me I heard it wah wah so I'll say it's wah wah even if it's womp womp
You emit strong karen energy@@NAILISH_FOR_LIFE
@@NAILISH_FOR_LIFESo your deaf in short
@ooakkasksjwaiaiwkao❤so9606
For anyone wondering what the 2nd product is called.
It's a collapse / telescope baton with guard.
Yep
ありがとう
I'M TRYING TO STOP UTTP
Ayden Pearce type shit lol
Gracias
Bro said womp womp💀
Tien be like: i need it right now
This new season of Velma looks wild
He's actually dressed as Vector from the movie Despicable Me
@@meagandaniels5290its just a joke
Yeah they realized their mistakes when they black washed and their horrible jokes. They fix the races of the characters and weaponized them so no one could harm them, pretty sad.
I want to like this, but the count is perfect.
Your mere existence is wightwashing thats some nerve! @GoldenCoola91
the more segments you add to something the less effective it is. expanding batons limit themselves to only 3-5 segments so that the structure stays solid.
Percy Jackson ahh weaponry💀
When she thinks your excited and it’s just she sat on your pocket wrong
💀
علا
😮😂أأأأ
@@keonyang3332
DUDE
YOU DID NOT 💀
Lol
I think the first one is suposed to serve more as a "spear" then a bat. Like, you activate it, while aiming at the target
It really isnt. it is a silly ass "magic trick". I dunno what idiot decided they were anything useful, but they are not.
I've seen the first one tested buy someone that way. Still broke without doing anything. The guy I saw test it tried everything his comments told him to make it work. Nothing made it work.
I seen other vids on it and it’s still trash. So wtf are you talking about 😂😂
It doesn't work because it is a magic prop... The manufacturer himself said it is not suitable for self defense. I don't know which gargantuan moron had the idea to sell that thing as a self defense tool
It’s not for self defense at all it’s just a toy
Fun fact, you actually need a special authorisation to carry these because they are considered a weapon
That second stick made Mike Tyson look weak 😭
That self-defense stick always comes in handy. Women might poke the men out of frustration.
Ты❤❤❤
No sirve no empuja por que se dobla antes de golpear
저거 마술도구입니다.
Ann
Unless you hit it with a surprise move straight to the face I don't see how that extensive pole can be useful
This man will buy every Single product available on Amazon One Day 😂
Let him cook, he's making me money 😅.
Every single one except for the legendary Welcome Sign for Front Door, Interchangeable Welcome Sign with 4 Seasonal Wreaths & 20 Customizable Icons, Rustic Wooden Welcome Home Sign - Christmas Door Decorations Farmhouse Decor and Housewarming
I wonder where he keeps em😂😂 he should show oneday
@@bigboi9856what.😂
Once's he's done with Amazon, he's gonna come for CostCo.
What if it opens in our pocket😂
I mean the first one would definitely scare some people away lol
Drake themed self defense gadgets
💀
OH MY GOODNESS 😭
NOOO THIS HAS TO STOPP😭😭
Naw bro what🤫🧏💀
passive attack increase against minors
Good job Velma, you solved the mystery!
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😅
It's Vector!
@@weegee9072 🤓
Lmao
The most effective weapon for doom guy
+10 surprise factor but you only get one or two good solid hits before it bends due to thin metal
Bro casually pulls up two bricks under his desk💀💀💀
What, you don't keep bricks under your desk?
Excuse me those are CINDERBLOCKS 🤓🤓🤓
@@dustenekoes28 brick, cinderblock, they box hurt the same.
Two cinderblocks, and one brick
safekeeping 😊
All fun and games until you point it the wrong way 💀
LOL!!!
🎉55tegjg🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😮😮😅😊😊
Dam just dam
@@Itzmepupluvr٠
danggg
Bro really said "womp womp"
When the police hitted the bat remains me of minecraft😅
These weapons: *exists*
Sun Wukong: _Amateurs…_ 🍷🗿
Mythology joke
Fr
🙈
Fhtrfrfet❤
Find the dragon balls.
Look out for them all.
Cat noir: have you seen my pole anywhere?
Me: uh..
😊😊😊❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉😮😮😮
I was searching for this comment only 😂😂
Me: uh... it was ladybug
People who saw this on the girls channel in which she pack the order😂😂
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Blud liked his own comment💀💀💀
POV: this product was made in the 1800s
Slaves: 🤕💀
For the ones who don't know, the first procuct is knos as a magician stick. It's used for magic tricks as the name says
"Hey, you're sitting on my-"
"ahh~" *dies*
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
AIN'T NO WAY BRUH 😂
Dude💀
💀
Nahhh that's crazy 💀
I mean, yeah, it's basically A police button I expected to break a brick
That ain’t a pocket knife that’s a pocket medieval sword 💀
Only Nami can use it perfectly.
It’s like a demon slayer sword
Fr
Bro he’s talking bout the staff
No way really @@eazye1196?
@@eazye1196 that’s not what I meant you know how if you don’t use the demon slayer sword right it could break that’s what I meant
Imagine openning that in the wrong direction💀💀💀
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahh~😫 that hurts~
@@ihateuuttm119 AYO
Thats not possible. First one got the button that you have to push with your thumb, so you always have it in hand in correct direction. With second one you have to swing it to open and it's just not working if you are holding it wrong way.
it only opens in a certain direction
average british expandable police baton:
First stick: scares the kids
Second stick: scares the adults
Imagine you’re getting robbed and you hit’em with the first stick.
Their reaction: 😐
Then you pulled out the second stick(they though it’s as weak as the first one)
"MADE IN CHINA"
“Now youre gonna get the beating of a lifetime”
Actually the first stick was never shown to be used to hit in that way, but rather when it was extended it was when it would have the greatest force at the tip of the stick.
thats like hitting someone w a napkin from a lil kids birthday party
"Big things come in small packages"😂
Gente cortei minha mão toda usando isso
-every femboy :3
I love my corolla
@@daanbos5918wtf💀
The first one is magic props😂
I like how the video shows a complete different item for a moment
Imagine walking into a club and one of these goes off
and imagine it hit someone through your pocket and you reply by saying sorry i had a boner ☠
Mine goes off every once in a while in the club, they just rub into it.
Man thats already a bad start, walking into a club is gonna hurt already and then this shit happens? Im just gonna let the caveman fuck my ass at that point
Thousands ways to die lol 😂
somone would probably thought you have an insane er*ction 😂
Forget Vector, this guy is becoming Gru fr🤣🤣🤣
No
Yes
@@Jett_VanLandingham no
@@luis0586yes
Yea dudes takin the title 💪
So cool 👍👍😎😎😎😮😮😊
cat noir reached a new level
I'm glad to see Vector has moved on and is now a content creator.
Yeah, he's always streaming on the moon
The second stick is hard and good.Thank you Vector for showing the truth in everything
The first one is just a toy.
@@baldmista1907It was supposed to be "thust" or "suprised attack" kind of weapon
Second stick are normal baton I had one of those
@@gamerj.xtreme575 off brand looking ass like what is thust??? What is surprised attack?
@@multatuli1 but compact
did someone noticed the breaking of brick so precise and accurate like it seemed it was done before....🧐
I just stick with my good ol’ smith & Wesson for self defense.
Finally the catnoir’s stick 😂
Does a whole ass intro before getting his stick put
OMG I WAS THINKING OF TAHT
:0000 tienen razón
its all fun and games until the grab it and pull the uno reverse card on you 💀💀
which is quite easy if the attacker is stronger than you
use a taser
My dreams of becoming nightwimg have fled…time to become Kick-Ass
DID HE SAID "womp womp" 💀💀😭😭😭
If it goes of in your pocket, that’ll be a sword match for the ages 💀
💀💀💀
my 2 inch Excalibur will win!
@@graybeard7605 💀
you mean so small not even atomic samurai would cut it
@@user-ip9ew6xk5qbro💀
Bro just pulled out the cinder blocks out of no where😂
You dont keep cinder blocks under your desk just in case?
hobeiei🎉🎉🎉🎉😅❤😂😂😅
He's not your bro.
Imagine leaving it on a seat somehere and somebody sits down and it turns on 💀