@@Mia20__06 how?! I've not been watching him but like a few weeks not even that I Have not watched him that long so idk and no I'm not a fake one!! I'll support your opinion if you thank I am but I promise I'm not dammit you wanna think that fuck it you can think that
Daz: laughs at woman who’s waving at her cat through her phone when it’s clearly not gonna reply Also Daz: shouts at Karen for a solid minute on his screen 👌😂
“But it can’t get in there nice and deep” Pam: “Oh no” Michael: *smirks* Pam: “Michael, don’t” Michael: *smiling* Pam: “Oh god” Michael: “That’s what she said!”
“Have you ever tried to cut a pizza with a knife” erm. Maybe. IM SORRY I WAS AT A RESTAURANT AND THEY GAVE ME A BUTTER KNIFE AND I WAS TOO SCARED TO ASK FOR AN ACTUAL PIZZA CUTTER
@@teekotrain6845 I thought the same but it's not in feed its the breed my cat is also the same and he eats tons and I toke him to the vet and they siad ita the breed and nothings wrong with him
5:00 I think the same thing about what Jack Whitehall said. He said ‘I’m sure lactose intolerance is a grave issue, but we don’t have a cure for cancer yet we have 12 readily available milk substitutes’ I don’t think the same people that make milk/ cat toys are the same people that make cancer cures
Ad: “what’s the cutest thing u have ever seen before “ Daz: “ my reflection “ Also daz: * keeps playing the video without laughing at himself * Probably just me but this had me dEaD🤣😂
“I DONT WANNA LAY ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND MAKE A STICK MEOW” My mouth was full. I was eating. I exhaled through my nose... now my plate of food has a fine mist of no se germs all over it. Bless
Daz: “That’s the face of a bad actor.”
😂 You’re not wrong; the guy looks like me posing for a selfie
Stfu
@@hakurai5757 why jeez calm the f*ck down
darren seery I think it’s cos he was the actor 🤣🤣
@@lexieharding3358 lmao 😂😂
@@hakurai5757 damn chill
'I don't know where I'd be without a pizza cutter.'
-_Daz Black, 2019_
but where would he be without one
yass but love your profile pic!!
Perfect senior yearbook quote
@@papaspizzeriaa Ty~
I mean like it truth
“Your cat will respond immediately “ my cat is deaf 😹😹😹
Awwww! Can you please tell me a cute story about your deaf cat?
Awww
My cat is dead 🥲
@@tickle.wiggle he walked into a door and gets jumped scared by every thing 😂😂
@@dollertreenick3677 I’m so sorry 🥺
I thought he was gonna say “LINDA!! CURE CANCER!!!” 😂😂😂😂
Who Linda?
@@dianaparker7120 are you fkn jokin ur not a true dazzler
@@Mia20__06 how?! I've not been watching him but like a few weeks not even that I Have not watched him that long so idk and no I'm not a fake one!! I'll support your opinion if you thank I am but I promise I'm not dammit you wanna think that fuck it you can think that
@@dianaparker7120 its just a joke on the channel that he does if you watch a few videos you'll understand
Ahhh fuck that comment brought back some shit
“Again? I’ve never been in this mans bathroom before.”
Lies.
I sure hv ;)
I tell ya, the things you hear...
Yo my ex loves bushbabys
Lmao I read this as soon as he said it
daz: “don’t forgot to take it off tho because when u go upstairs, u know.. 🎶 🎶🎶🎶”
I started dying 😂
“What’s the cutest thing you have ever seen?”
*”my reflection.”*
I dont judge you, daz.
Pengy 05 right?
I don't relate
Darker Day Purple ｡◕‿◕｡ I mean he ain’t wrong
Darker Day Purple ｡◕‿◕｡ I’m the 999th like, you’re welcome
Yeeter Nation thanks
"But it can't get in there nice and deep"
**laughs**
"I'm such a pervert I swear to God"
Lol
.. Silly daz
Lia me I swear to god
Lol I read this at the exact same e
time Daz said it
Lia that’s what she said
🤐
Daz 2019: There are still so many things to cure!
Me 2020: Well said.
Me 2021: Yes, Very well said
Me in 2022: hmmm, yes.
me in 2023: ah, yes- wait...
Me in 2030: spoiler Covid is still here
Me in 2040 we’ll said hiv
"Im such a pervert i swear to god"
" mY pErIoD gOeS bEyOnD pAiN"
😂😂😂
GeT RiD Of ThE bLoAT WiTH PaMpERn
😂😂😂😂😂
Tf is wrong with u, like my crack fatty
I got the same ad 😂
Daz missed out on “Karen, we’ve got a cat with no pulse here”
Yes omg that advert
Fie Simms yas!
I see, another Danish person. The best in the world. Sku være gået til Louis Nielsen
"LINDA GET THE BOX READY"
“The man is a bloody walking drum set” 😂😂
when he was shouting “KAREN” all i could think about is the specsaver advert when he’s checking the pulse of ‘karens’ hat😂😂😂😂
omfg i forgot that existed for a good minute 🤣
Karen... Karen ive got a cat with no pulse here . I need adrenaline and an IV line quick as you can please
Daz: who would actually buy this for their cat?!
Me: *sweats while looking at the nanny cam I have for my pet rats*
Cool. Which breeds of rats you got? They make the best pets
NikiBiki The Gamer they are both dumbo rats! Yes they are the absolute best pets so sweet
Aww! I always wanted rats but they were too expensive so I had to get gerbils 😂😂
Same here😊 I have 3 male Rats
Honey hi I really want rats but mum thinks they smell terrible is that true?
The cats tryna chill and the Karen's there like "Every step you take, Every move you maaaaaakeeee, I'll be watching youuuu"
🎵I always feel like somebody's watching meeeee🎵
Daz: laughs at woman who’s waving at her cat through her phone when it’s clearly not gonna reply
Also Daz: shouts at Karen for a solid minute on his screen 👌😂
😂😂😂😂
The video is paused as well
shouts at Linda to like in every vid as if she would reply
Pizza KK she responded once
Copyright Freemusic 990 OMG which video?🤣
Kickstarter: Whats the cutes thing you've ever seen?
Daz: my reflection
Daz's mirror: your goddamn right
Video: “What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen before?”
Daz: “My reflection.”
-Daz Black, 2019
“She’s on her phone she’s talking to the bloody cat again KAREN kAReN KARren”-daz 2019
I died when you said, “ on the windowsill licking its nuts.” 😂😂😂
“But it can’t get in there nice and deep”
Pam: “Oh no”
Michael: *smirks*
Pam: “Michael, don’t”
Michael: *smiling*
Pam: “Oh god”
Michael: “That’s what she said!”
“What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?”
*My reflection*
.....
I can’t 😂😂
Gotta agree with him tho. 💜💜
armyyyy??
HIII FELLOW ARMY ☺️💜💜💜💜
It looks like he’s putting a tampon in his ear
Lmfao😂😂😂
No it doesn’t...😐
Lmao I thought so too
Omg It sorta dose
Anna333 Yes I have 😑
9:13 THIS KILLED ME, OMFG 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭
“Have you ever tried to cut a pizza with a knife” erm. Maybe. IM SORRY I WAS AT A RESTAURANT AND THEY GAVE ME A BUTTER KNIFE AND I WAS TOO SCARED TO ASK FOR AN ACTUAL PIZZA CUTTER
We've all been there.
FELT THAT
As an Italian born and raised I cut pizza with a knife my entire life, we didn't have fancy pizza cutters back in my days LOL
It's easy to use any knife!(:
Tj Sato I’m trying so damn hard not to say “ok boomer”
"Again? I've never been in this mans bathroom before" lol 😆
Edit omg thx for the likes ❤💞❤
Was gonna like the comment but saw the number so I'm writing this
@Pengy 05 😲🤫
10:08 Man is literally doctor strange 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
When Daz laughs at himself it’s literally the best thing ever
Agreed.
I do that too 🥲
Kickstarter: You either have a good idea or the most stupid thing in the universe!
"What the hell does IN-BETWEEN mean?"
"Now- pyramids are mysterious- these...- are paws-"
-Daz 2020
Daz: “Which is being used by a man that looks like a cotton swab”
Me: *chokes while wheezing* 😂😂
Nobody:
Daz: THE MANS A BLOODY WALKING DRUM SET
And no one said I can comment first on someone’s comment
I need to learn hamboning
6:59 what’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen before?
Daz: *my reflection*
Lol
Man- “What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen before?”
Daz- “My reflection”
I wonder if Daz has ever given himself whip lash when doing his intro😂
He probably has but doesn't want to admit it because it would get rid of the effect
Theres one where he said he almost broke his neck 🤣🤣🤣
Like he didnt actually but ya yknow
@@kiranicole4329 Oh my god I remember that😂
Or his outro 😂
Stfu
5:29 "KAREN KAREN KAREN oh she's on the phone with her cat- KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN"
“I have heard that this is dangerous but I’m sorry, it feels good” said every junkie ever.
True
The Boredman 70 likes
No one:
Literally no one:
Daz: FeeeeeeEEEEEddddDDDD YooOOOuuuUUUrrrRRR CaaaAAAttTTT
Me too😂😂
I was thinking that too tho poor little skinny kitty
@@Moth_M How is that a "me too" thing lmfao
"Hey, have you fed the pet today?"
"OMG SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍😍 this had me DECEASED, literally me"
@@teekotrain6845 I thought the same but it's not in feed its the breed my cat is also the same and he eats tons and I toke him to the vet and they siad ita the breed and nothings wrong with him
@@imcalledrosie8242 hmmmm. What breed is it? I guess all breeds are shaped differently
anyone here from 2024?
Me lol
Meh
Me 😂
Yep
absolutely
“But it can’t get in there nice and deep”
*i’M cRy*
thats what she said
Lollololoolo
Daz's sex tape name 2020
I can't 😹😹😹
sorry but all i can think about is how that “cotton bud” looks like a tampon and screwdriver mixed together
Screw it in hahahha
You mean a drill bit. Not a screwdriver
His laugh is so contagious , he makes bad days go away ✨
Daz: “I didn’t even know they made that big of a bottle”
Understandable logic: “Must be made in Russia”
Or america
“What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen”
Daz: “My reflection”
Yes daz. Bootiful 👏
Very . =346
@@SigmaINFJ129 your equation makes zero sense. If by any means of numbers, daz is a 'dime'.
@@legodarkmetal I don’t get a thing ur saying. Daz is a di-amond
12:18 he said "hey guys. You wanna know how to increase your margin without having to increase your cost?" I think he did atleast 😅
Daz: “who’s gonna actually buy this to look at their cat at bloody work.”
Me: *nervously sweats* 😅
😂😂😂😂
Same I swear 😂
13:55 “at that point your bedsheets get up on their own and go to the washing machine” 😂
5:00 I think the same thing about what Jack Whitehall said. He said ‘I’m sure lactose intolerance is a grave issue, but we don’t have a cure for cancer yet we have 12 readily available milk substitutes’ I don’t think the same people that make milk/ cat toys are the same people that make cancer cures
Ad: “what’s the cutest thing u have ever seen before “
Daz: “ my reflection “
Also daz: * keeps playing the video without laughing at himself *
Probably just me but this had me dEaD🤣😂
Omg tysm for liking daz
And then the nod at the end
"Who's gonna actually buy this, to look at your bloody cat at work?!"
Angela Shrute- *nervously sweats*
2:39 why does that guy look like the guy from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 😂😂😂😂
Me: feed your damn cat that’s so unhealthy looking Jesus
Daz: set a reminder on your phone to feed your CAAAaaAt
Me: he read my god damn mind
I started pissing my self, my stomach hurt so badly after laughing at that (≧▽≦)
"Piano!"
"Di li di di li di din"
-Daz Black
Do you know what song that is tho
@@Tricks_99 Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles
It became a meme song
@@ParallelElle I know that but I was asking them because it didn't seem like they knew but thanks!
@@Tricks_99 oh lol
Out of everything, Daz vibrating to the music and saying ‘you know, when you go upstairs’ got me laughing the most.😂😂
“But it can’t get in there nice and deep”
my brain: don't do it
me:...
brain: don't-
me: ThAt'S wHat shE sAiD
😆🤣That is me and my friend right there!
“But it can’t get in there nice and deep” - Daz Black 2k19
Ah yes daz is my favourite basketballer in that game
xd Hadron it means two thousand nine teen
Riona Thomas I know, it’s a joke, I assume you know of the game NBA 2K19?
I hate these types of comments cuz they always get top comment and spoils the video cuz for some reason TH-cam moved the comment section.
xd Hadron yeah ik the game my cousin plays it basically all the time
Him: wats the cutest thing u have ever seen
Daz: my reflection
Me: "crying of laughter" but it's true
Daz: but it can’t get in there nice and deep Daz: realizes what he said Me: dies of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Your mouth needs more thread count” 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀 literally #DeD
Not how you spell dead
5:35 "Karen! KaREn! KAREN!"
Daz: Ive never been in this mans bathroom!
*Daz 2019*
“It’s on the window sill licking its nuts”
*lmfao*
6:46 FEED YOUR CAT
You laughing is gonna get me 😂
Oh here we go..
" aAAhH! "
"dOnT lOoK!"
" *im making some very delicate linen* "
Daz: "there are many things we need to cure"
Me: "yea like the coronavirus"
lol
Fr tho- they do
Daz: My strange addiction is sticking cotton buds that look like thin bald men in my ear
*W H E E Z E*
12:48 lmao this killed me when Daz stopped talking as soon as he saw the walking Egyptian 😂😂😂
10:20, meanwhile in Darren´s bedroom, the music was: Ding.....ding....dingding....dindidididididididididi... DONG!
I laugh hard and love when he says “cotton bud”
That’s what they’re called
@@Abazel I think he means that in America they call it “Q Tips” but I see where you’re coming from
@Nobody Cotton swab
The Advertisement:”what’s the cutest thing you’ve seen before”
Daz: “my reflection”
Me: *Wheezing 😂😂
“Look at these options! Meow, pet love and woo. What’s woo?”
I can’t- 😂😂😂
lmao nice profile pic :’)
@@paranoid__sleep thx. It’s noodle from gorillaz.
Daz: sells tea merch
Also daz: laughs like teapot🥴
Army 💜💜
Armyyy
"mearch"
He truly is the tea party king! ☕️
ARMYYY💜💜💜
7:57
“The lazer excites them”
Me : hmm
My cat vs lazer:
*runs away in fear*
"Me having a bad day and feel like shit"
Daz: How's it going Dazzlers!!!
"Me suddenly feeling better"😀
Love how daz says he clears he’s ears without need like it’s something naughty 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always got in trouble for it :( I think it's an English Parent thing.
@@kitsuna9561 wdym
@@symph0nyofdestruction. I got in trouble for cleaning my ears with the cotton buds without needing to.
“Again I’ve never been in this mans bathroom” 🤣🤣 WHEN WAS I HERE😭
I remember being there
Morgana _is fucked up 🤭
The subtitles at the beginning tho “Let’s go dazzle us but does games and never does what shares!”
2:12 I actually thought they were going to say, "introducing: ear tampon." Does nobody else think that it looks like a tampon?
How u now wat a tampon looks like
@@pkaicen1232 there's a lifetime supply in my bathroom.
@@pkaicen1232 I’m pretty sure most people do
Is that Thomas??
@@Tricks_99 my profile picture?
Some inventions are absolutely brilliant, like a pizza cutter.
- Daz games, 2019
Daz: *makes fun of the starting up car laugh*
Also daz: 3:05
"...which is being used by a man that looks like cotton swab"
FLOORED
“I DONT WANNA LAY ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND MAKE A STICK MEOW”
My mouth was full. I was eating. I exhaled through my nose... now my plate of food has a fine mist of no se germs all over it. Bless
I went to the doctor to get my ears cleaned out, they put a rubber syringe in my ears with warm water and I swear I started moaning
1:37
"I have heard that this is dangerous but I'm sorry, it feels good."
*Said every heavy smoker and drug addict ever*
😂😂...
You didn't include cotton swab addict.
So many of them exist...so many 😂
"You mean this thing is designed to piss your cat off"
"This should just be called the piss a feline off stick "
Omg I'm dying xD
I read this as he was saying it 😂
‘What’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen before?’
‘My reflection.’
Who els thinks daz’s laugh makes you laugh and everytime I’m sad or something I just watch daz 😂
I love daz he his my favourite youtuber
I’m so I’ll he can’t make me laugh 😭 😭 😭 😭 I feel like dying 😭 😢 😭
“DON’T LOOK!
I’m making very delicate linen”
Daz: "But it can't get in there nice and deep."
me: *Choking on moutain dew*
"Is he going round on the weekends just swabbing DNA?" -
Ad: Introducing Ears360
Daz: Was it made by microsoft?
I lost it
At 9:32 I laughed 💀
That was actually cool!!
@@thedragonofdismashq I agree! But I was saying I laughed because of Dax’s commentary!
Almost pissed myself when he stopped and said “that cat needs to eat”
LMFAO SAME
“Feel like a DJ”
Ok?
Ok?
Nice
😂😂😂
9:20 WTF XD
"Men have been sleeping on a bed of lies"
"We have?"
🤣 Can't breathe!
“What’s woo?”
Martinez brother:
OOOWOO OOO WOOOWOOO
*Take a shot everytime daz says "but why is it only for men??" that part cracked me up* 😂😂
“ we can scan our cats face but we can’t cure cancer” 😂😂😂
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Daz: Sometimes I don’t even need to clean my ears but I just do it because it feels so nice 😂😂😂