🌏 Get exclusive NordVPN deal here ➵ NordVPN.com/gradea It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!✌ I LOVE THE BIBLE! If any of you lot are Bible scholars, let me know some other of the Bible's wildest stories/sections and I'll for sure get about reading em. it's late af where I am so I'll wake up tomorrow and reply to comments then. Peace to you all.
@@icalivy Yeah, it was his concubine, and he sent them to 11 of the 12 tribes of Israel as a message for how terrible the 12th tribe, Benjamin was for raping her to death in the first place. As a result, the 11 other tribes assembled and massacred the Benjamites for their abhorrent acts.
@@sandygehrmann6309 The Bible is part of the time a good, inspirational messages, and the other half an insane, engaging story about power struggles and wild historical events
Job (the main character of the book of Job) literally asks God “why have you done this to me?” And God pulls him up by the shirt and shows him the universe in all of its complexity and span saying: “OKAY SMART GUY YOU TELL ME HOW THIS WORKS!”
By doing this, Job had his entire house & fortune restored. Y’wanna know the best part? It was doubled! A lot of people have the Job mentality when they don’t understand it’s God that establishes good & is the embodiment of good!
@@Ozi4s In regards to Christianity, who created everything and is all powerful? God. Therefore, God could stop satan at any time, yet he does not. He could stop beings from sending themselves to eternal torment, yet he does not. THAT is evil. Holy hell, I didn't capitalize satan, and it wanted to autocorrect to capiltalize it, yet when I uncapitalized God, it didn't care. That's some weird shit.
@@sparkling_h2o895 It took him a few days too. If I was part God I wouldn't be waiting around, biding my time and revealing myself to a few already devout followers, I'd do it on the spot, maybe like 5 or 6 times in a row, then again a few days later, and maybe a few more times after that. I'd have the image of me rising from the grave over and over burnt into their memory having them like "What the fuck oh shit we really actually killed this guy who was telling the truth the whole time what do we do"
@@potato1341”part God” Jesus is not part God he is God also it wasn’t a few already devout followers it was I believe around 500 people and the second man to realize Jesus was God was literally one of the Roman’s who crucified him
Now we need to know our dad better. He's the only one left. If our kids one day ask "How was our grandpa" We can't respond with "I dunno, I never knew him".
3:20 For a bit of context. If the Book of Genesis says that someone is the "most righteous" that usually means they are the least evil. Lot was only considered righteous when compared to everyone else in the city.
As long as you're adding context to fiction, why not choose a book that is more relatable and better written? I think your audience would appreciate it more.
@@basedkaiser5352 I have a problem with delusional people. Especially those delusional people who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all; who would force their beliefs on us; who would invade our schools and libraries and homes. I resent them and you should too.
@@Temulonthe Bible literally has the most text about it in history and yet you refuse to believe. Sure, trust the few historical documents we have events but God forbid you don’t trust the Bible with all these documents which have lined up with what we know about history. It’s hypocrisy
As a Christian, I agree that this is the craziest story in the Bible I am really happy that you are not intentionally making fun of our religion you are just saying what it is and what you think about the Bible. God bless you
Does it take anyone else 30 mins to watch a 10 min Gradea video? I’m constantly going back and pausing the jokes that pop up for .06 seconds, takes me forever.
@@DiscoLizzard You're not wrong, and that does make way more sense, but I've always told people it's the comma and period, because those are way more commonly used for those keys.
The Old Testament has so many wild stories. I'm glad he covered Lot; I hope he covers -Elijah vs the prophets of Baal -Elisha and the bears -Jonah and the whale -Onan -Samson dunking on the Philistines -David stealing a man's wife These are just some from the top of my head. There are SO MUCH MORE
As a Christian myself, reading through the bible is probably one of the most eye opening things you can do. The old testament has some of the wildest stories ever. My favorite is Job, the man lost everything but still had his faith in God and basically gets a whole new life for free all because he got screwed over but with sheer determination and faith gets back on his feet. And it all started with Satan basically like, hey God prank that guy. Anyway Grade I would personally love to hear more bible stories from your point of view you still make the best videos!
That golddigger only likes you because you give him stuff! God kills his wife and kids, smashis his house and destroys everything Job has and gives him an STD. But J.J. Jobrams tells the comments section to pound sand, because God is great! God says "Look...I got you a brand new wife and kids and fixed all your stuff better than before...we cool, right?" Job says fine whatevs, but why you need to be such a dick before when I was already the Gronk to your Brady? God says how dare you question Me!? Have you seen an Elephant? Does that thing make ANY sense? I did that! Job is like riiiiiight. Life is God's acid trip. Sorry I asked. Satan: Trolololololol's off as the movie fades out. The End
Satan is literally a "son of God". inferring there are sons, plural in Job 1:6. There are also "sons of God", plural in Gen 6:1. So much for the "only begotten son" in the new testament. One of a million contradictions in the bible. God is also supposed to have caused David to do a census in 2 Sam 24:1 but in 1 Chrons 21:1 it was Satan who made David take a census. We can logically infer: 1. God and Satan are the same entity, 2 Satan is Jesus 3. Satan is a brother of Jesus. 4. The bible is not literally true. Using Ockham's Razor option 4 is the one using the fewest assumptions and more likely to be correct.
@@Nigerosaurus420 I have no idea. I either slept or spent time daydreaming in mass because of how boring it was. But Grade more or less hit the nail on the head. Teaching about love, respect and not being a douchebag.
@@Nigerosaurus420soddom and gomorrah were sinful and openly raped. The people tried to rape the angels and god decided to air strike them. He asked Lot to find him 5 good people and when he couldn’t he iced the two cities.
@@Nigerosaurus420Ultimately, the life of Christ is the fulfillment of Christianity. To quote the Church Fathers, 'God became man, so man could become like God' By living as Christ, the second person of the Blessed Trinity, we strive not only for heaven in the next life but to bring in heaven in this, by dying to ourselves, serving others, loving others even when it's difficult, by bearing sufferings with joy and hope, and by being a witness to the glory of God here on earth. I encourage you to read Colossians 1:15-20
Yeah, but Samson was toootally real and Hercules was toootally fake. "My crazy fairy-tales are true and your identical fairy-tales are false, so mine is superior to yours and thus, you're a pagan heathen and I'm entitled to inflict harm to defend my fairy-tales that are identical to yours just with different name". 😒
Blessings fellow Christian. I thought of that crazy "Hercules! Hercules!" dinner table from scene The Nutty Professor when I read your post. I just wanted to share since it made me chuckle, check the movie out if you haven't seen it!
one of the craziest Bible stories to me is the 3rd judge of Israel. He gets literally one or two verses and has the least amount known about him out of all the Judges, yet what little is documented just goes 0 to 100 in no time: Judges 3:31 (NIV) - “After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six hundred Philistines with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel.” Gotta love that it says at the end “oh yeah, he also saved Israel or whatever.” So if you don’t know, an oxgoad, to my knowledge, was a tool used back in that time to prod animals along to get them going in the direction you wanted them to go in. It was like a stick with a pointed tip. Now imagine this random guy killing 600 men who were probably equipped with real weapons and armor (these were philistines, enemies of Israel), with nothing but a farming tool. I swear the Bible has so many of these scenes where men in battle go against the odds with God’s help and win. To name a few: -Samson killing 1000 philistines with nothing but a jawbone -Jonathan and his armor bearer killing 22 philistines singlehandedly -David killing the giant Goliath -the killing of ANOTHER giant named Ishbi-Benob in the book of 2 Samuel. David was nearly killed by him but was saved by one of his mighty men Abishi -God answers the prayer of Joshua to literally stop the sun from moving in order to allow his men to fight enemies without losing daylight -the recordings of David’s mighty men in the end of the book of 2 Samuel detail several other feats as well. (Side note, the book of 1st and 2nd Samuel, a historical book, is jam packed with tons of adventure like this and most of these stories are from there. Definitely worth the read from beginning to end. It’s my favorite story out of the whole Bible.) The list goes on. I swear this made me realize why that one scene of the 100 man fight from Berserk spoke to me. The imagery runs deep and is very Biblical. Man can annihilate the odds when He dedicates his life to God and fights for His cause.
@RichardsGaySonMaybe it’s because we have a better sense of humor than you. I mean like, he’s not really making fun of us for believing it, but he’s just trying to make people laugh, it’s nothing serious.
Born again Christian here and...oh boy... First, Grade, you're right. We can take a joke. So, let me see if I can do this real quick: 1. It's theorized that lot tried to offer his daughters for two reasons. The first being that he knew the angels of the Lord or in his house and this is probably the greatest honor and most auspicious occasion any of us could experience. And two, he figured the men of the city were so reprobate that they wouldn't even be interested in females. Haven't confirmed this though. 2. Pillar of salt, no one's really sure but what she did was disobey God and look back at the horrible City they just came from. Had they ALL kept their eyes on God she would have survived. LET THAT BE A LESSON. 3. Yeah, weird that Lot's daughters had sex with him but this was 430 years before Moses gave the law stopping the marriage (relations) of close relatives. Remember: evolution is a lie. God created us perfectly 6000 years ago. Because of our disobedience, sin entered the world and we've been deteriorating ever since. That's why Adam and Eve's children were able to start families with each other without any deformities all the way up to the law of Moses.
8:34 The "Point" of the story is MOSTLY history, which is what most of Genesis is. These people are closely related to Noah's decedents and thusly Adam and Eve's decedents which shows how quickly sin can compound and get worse and spiral out of control over a few generations. For the ending, Lot's daughters wanted to pass on his father's name as he is related to Abraham and their sons end up being Moab and Ammon which became 2 nations named after them that STILL exist today which are now reside among Jordan and Iraq respectively
The fact that the two kids ended up being the names of nations honestly feels like olden anti-Moab and Ammon propaganda to me, and it's kinda crazy how that detail is overlooked because the story's fixated on making Lot the main focus. It's the least flattering advertisement for those nations. Like imagine hearing this story again, irrespective of the time period it took place in, where this one guy lived in the most degen place on earth (Las Vegas), he has no redeeming values when it comes to diplomacy and conflict resolution (see: the offering off his daughters), the guy gets all the blame for the destruction of his city, the rest of his family doesn't have any redeeming values, and then the final jab at the end is the two babies as a result of Lot's daughters being terminally down bad ended up being George W. Bush & Jeb Bush.
More Bible stories (I am a Christian and I like this content). It explains why I never heard this story in any of my prep classes for Communion/ Confirmation.
@@harochtc2002theres a literal 2 paragraphs of the bible describing a kings ballocks and shaft in graphic detail about how obscenely huge it is. People subscribe to and wanna preach the daylights outta the bible but gotta treat ALIIIIIIIIL lightly cause some random verses are like flashbangs
@@harochtc2002 ...1 kings....noooooot entirely sure. Been awhile. Literally compared it to a donkeys though and i thought that was the most unecessarily hilarious descriptions i ever read. My entire familys deacons and sunday school teachers and etc except me. I just like studying the thing every now and then
Christmas and Easter are pagan holidays not commanded anywhere in the Bible. They serve other gods and we're breaking the ten commandments when we celebrate them so we gotta repent. If you read Romans 1:22-27, serving other gods is the reason why we're living in Sodom and Gomorrah right now. Also check Ezekiel 20:19-21, the Sabbath is Saturday morning to Sunday morning and it's the sign between God and his people, so if you don't have that sign God is gonna pour out his fury upon you in tribulation. And read Isaiah 66:15-17, people who eat unclean like pork and shellfish are going to be consumed by fire in the tribulation. So repent from eating this stuff. And the Messiah's name isn't Jesus, it's Yeshua, he comes in the Father's name Yehovah. He warned us about another coming in his own name in John 5:42-43 because you don't have the love of God in you (the ten commandments - 1 John 5:2-3).
@@FatherCorn Make sure your breakfast doesn't include pork. Isaiah 66:15-17 [15]For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire. [16]For by fire and by his sword will the LORD plead with all flesh: and the slain of the LORD shall be many. [17]They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.
😂 As a Christian, I always knew this story was crazy as hell, but hearing grade narrate it is so funny! 🤣 I can’t wait for him to get to the books of Kings and the book of Judges, those ones are WILD!!!
@@rikjanvanschothorst1645 Mostly context. You can ask questions like: is there an authoritative figure (prophet, apostle, Jesus, etc) speaking? Is there a call to action ("repent!", "don't do this, instead do this")? Is there a target audience being spoken to? As for determining allegory versus history, generally, allegories are prefaced by the speaker (e.g. Jesus and his parables). There are probably exceptions, but it's almost always solvable by looking at the surrounding context. The passage about Lot and Sodom and Gomorrah for instance, is surrounded by phrases like "and now Abram went and did so and so", "and then Lot went and did something" - it's very descriptive phrasing.
Honestly Lot wasn’t even good person he was okay but since he was Abraham nephew he got saved. Show if Lot and his family was this weird show how corrupt those cities were.
Fun fact: it is said that Lots wife turned into a pillar of salt because Sodom was right next to the dead sea which is primarily made of salt and when God sent sulfur from the sky to crash down on the city some of the sulfur balls actually impacted the dead sea which splashed ip covering the whole area in salt. Lots wife looking back was probably saying something like she was heading back to the city to her home, and got caught in the all the salt debris flying across Sodom turning her into "a pillar of salt".
I’ve been reading the Bible cover to cover this year, and I’m surprised at how accurately Grade described the story. I appreciate the effort to be accurate and not making stuff up to bash Christianity/Judaism.
@@BK-js5mt Such as? Those Abrahamic Faiths and their *Flips notes* faith! How dare they have a belief in a God and afterlife! How dare they find meaning in the suffering!
@@gorgeousfreeman1318How dare they believe in a sky daddy for which they have no evidence of. Homie freedom of religion. But I can make fun of you all I want for your beliefs.
@@gorgeousfreeman1318 bible endorsing slabery and genocide Quran endorsin pedophilia and genocide Both endorse infinite punishments for harmlessly believing the wrong thing
This was the best video I've seen on your channel in a hot minute, you might've honestly found something really big here. Really looking forward to part 2!!!
as a guy who studied the Tanach in highschool this shit is the most hilarious way of telling the story and staying 100% accurate to how its written i was losing it for the whole video XD
As a Christian I acknowledge that some of the passages have a "Wait... What!?" moment to them but typically the stories are/were part of much larger stories that were combined together and parts had to be omitted or edited to make the Bible more "condensed". I'd personally like to know a lot of details that were left out but finding those is difficult and/or impossible.
@@haklunfe seeing as I wasn't present at the council of Nicaea it's hard to say what the reason was for leaving out parts of the story. However, the Bible does a pretty decent job in the rest of it to lay down the ground work of not sinning which was the whole reason why the cities were leveled. That was the moral of the story. The ending was lacking.
@@Hertacles my question to you is, why cling to a dusty old tome full of parables that has been translated thousands of times over in different eras with different global powers having massive influence on it, why do you need this fairy tale, cheap lord of the rings collector's edition when you can simply be a good human being and believe in god? we have no idea if what is on the bible on your counter is what was written, you can change a few sentences and the meaning of something completely transforms.
@@MyhaayThe bible has not been on some long game of telephone through translation to translation, every time a translation is created it refers to the original untranslated documents and then tries to interpret/translate them in the method they want. So yes, different translations can have some different interpretations but are widely as accurate as possible and are often contested by scholars
@@grants.231 yes in relative recent history you may be correct, how do you know before that though? what if alterations happened in 500 or 800? i haven't actually researched the topic so i'm curious, it seems very improbable that a book of such importance for society and humanity would be left untouched by people in power. i don't necessarily mean big changes, just intricate little things everywhere that alter the entire thing in the grand scheme.
I hope you're still making these in 10 years when I'm older. Your videos are so much different than everyone elses. No drama bs, just entertainment. And even if it IS about drama, your videos still ease me into a sense of entertainment and not caring about other shit in my life for the 10 minutes i'm here.
This is a pretty tame one. In one of the stories from Genesis, God comes down and destroys a tower (babel) and confuses all of human speech and scatters humanity all over the world. Why? "Humans can do anything" Thanks God.
Sodium and Gamorah gets more wild when there's still geological and aricoligical evidence those cities existed. Also, that it's highly likely that the biblical dicription of what happened their actually happened.
@DrMonty-ng5fo she said this because some archaeologists found the remains of cities where sodom and gomorrah were estimated to be, and also there was sulfur deposits in the ground, and brimstone is the ancient name for sulfur
@@mihajlomujkovic6816 Just because a place existed doesn't mean that a story about it happened. Tokyo exists, that doesn't mean it was once destroyed by Godzilla like in the films.
your visuals on the videos are the best it’s ever been, which i know isn’t really a bar that’s hard to top, but it’s cool to see more stuff on screen i guess. also i’m laughing harder at your videos than i have years ago. have a great life grade
I will say this, for those who are interested, the reason Lot's wife looks back was because it's said she had a lover in the city. She was cheating on Lot, and her concern for her lover caused her to turn back, showing her sin. The pillar of salt could be allegorical, but honestly could have been literal, as many scholars have likened the destruction of the cities with nuclear bombs, almost, so she could have literally been turned to fucking ashes, for all we know. And as for the whole daughters thing, one thing you need to understand is during that period in time, women were more or less seen as objects, in Hebrew society (Cuz that's effectively what the old testament is). It's why you'd see men, considered good, have hundreds of wives and multiple concubines and shit. Women were literal objects back then. So their bodies would be worth saving the angels.
@@chrisparker5278 Nice projection, but I'm not "justifying" anything. This is called "providing context to things". I'm neither defending, nor excusing, anything said in the text, for I do not believe in the Bible. There are a lot of things that are either lost due to the translation from Hebrew to Greek, or misunderstood due to the cultural differences from both a different people, and a different age. Remember, regardless if you believe the Bible, the time that these stories are written in are real, and were written by real people, with real culture and language. Buzz off with your garbage projection, ya creep.
Gleason Archer describes this large roving band of teenagers as “a serious public danger, quite as grave as the large youth gangs that roam the ghetto sections of our modern American cities.” The Apologetics Study Bible explains: “The Hebrew phrase for ‘small boys’ refers to adolescents from 12 to 30 years old (see I Samuel 20:35; I Kings 3:7; 11:17). It is unlikely that these youths were younger than 12 years old.” Contrary to the caricature, Elisha was a young man, probably in his mid twenties, though obviously bald. The real issue was not how this gang showed contempt and “disrespect for God’s prophet,” but revealed utter “disrespect for the Lord.” Therefore, “a strong message was sent to the city and parents” reminiscent of Leviticus 26:21-22. This Scripture tells how hostility toward God and an unwillingness to obey Him can result in being besieged by plagues and wild animals. The message was a corrective message to address current attitudes and behavior that if heeded would ward off worse sins and greater judgment. The gang was shocked and silenced when mauled (not necessarily killed) by the bears, and their parents and community were warned to repent of their sins (reflected in their children) and obey God before worse judgments befell them! Walter C. Kaiser writes how the eventual fall of Israel “would have been avoided had the people repented after the bear attack.” They did not. According to II Chronicles 36:16 we read how “they kept ridiculing God’s messengers, despising His words, and scoffing at His prophets … As Kaiser wisely states: The “bear attack shows God trying repeatedly to bring his people back to himself through smaller judgments” so that they could avoid a worse “full force” judgment.
As a firm believer in God and Jesus and all that stuff, I can confirm that most of us have a good sense of humor about this stuff. While I believe in pretty much all of it I can see the humor and absurdity most people see it. Shit's weird!
Mate thank God you guys can take a joke. I would make videos about a few other groups but I'd get cancelled or murdered on the spot Love you for being so based, much love.
@@GradeAUnderA I would say Mormons, but there is already a whole musical based on making fun of them! At least we stopped killing people for not believing in our religion, I'm pretty sure Islam still does that. 😬
Grade I will be praying for your salvation, continue reading the bible, and throw in a prayer to Jesus now and again, He loves you so much. Also funny vid, and I hope it encourages more people to read the bible.
Long time sub (not as long as some I’m sure. But subbed for years) and Christian. Loved the video and just read this story not too long ago myself. Funny content as always and I hope you continue this Bible series. Can’t wait to watch more 👍
@@rivalquits7131 But if you'd actually study the passage instead of just reading what a reddit post had to say about it, your know that this portrayal of the passage, while funny, is wrong.
It does say a lot when Christianity is the only belief EVERYONE makes fun of while everything else is too “offensive” to even make a light joke out of…
awesome video. I’ve been following you for a long time you’re actually one of the first people I subscribed to. I really miss you on your long extended holiday. Glad your back buddy🥹
Contrary to popular belief, God didn't just smite Sodom and Gomorrah, he also smitten two other cities which are called "Admah" and "Zeboiim" but he spared the city of "Zoar". These cities are collectively known as the "cities of the plain" as they were located somewhere in the Jordan River Valley. These cities weren't biblically "just" which in this context means being in an alliance with YHWH (Abrahamic God) which Abraham and Lot fortunately were unlike that of Sodom and Gomorrah.
I don’t understand why Lot was so quick to give up his daughters. Like bro you literally have God’s powerful angels on your side. I think they could’ve handled the rapist mob.
I think it's making the point that Lot wasn't perfect and when things got tricky he tried to fix the problem himself, when he should have trusted in God as absolutely those angels could have handled it
Thank you Grade for showing interest in Scripture! I hope and pray that one day you (and whoever is reading this) chooses to receive Jesus into your/their life.
Usually, I'm not a fan of christian jokes as a Christian myself, but its true, I'm currently reading the bible and when I read this I was thinking the exact same like this one is wild af
It's mind blowing to me that people read the Bible and actually believe the God in that story book is a good and loving god. It's wild. He's wrathful, envious, and jealous. He embodies three of the deadliest sins more so than any "demon" and he's supposed to be the good guy?
It's not a matter of the God being a "bad guy" it's a matter of human society's views of right and wrong changing back when the Bible was made God was the good guy because what God was like was common sense, the truth is people including modern day Christians try and pretend that Christianity and modern western society are compatible when in reality they are very much not, for example as much as mental gymnastics go round and round in this story "pimp out your daughter's and then get them pregnant" lot was the good guy that should say all you need to know, it was built for the ancient middle East all of the "wait what" moments in the Bible would have been perfectly normal if we still had the mentality of 500 BC Middle eastern dude building mud huts fucking our wives (and occasionally daughter's) growing food to survive an occasionally fighting bandits and other nations for our King.
5:52 actually it says she kept remaining behind and looking back. Is like you have a flood or fire and you have to run to save your life and someone says:let's go back, I forgot my purse
The pillar of salt thing is interpretted by some scholars to mean she became instantly petrified by a major blast, akin to what happened to some of the people in Pompeii with the volcanic destruction, or people within a certain radius of a nuke. As in, she may not have simply 'looked back', but rather got out of the place of safety to enter back into the destructive range of the hellfire / brimstone.
Also, the pillar is still there, or at least what the locals believe is the same one. What they call it in their language translates to Lot's wife. It's pretty wild and is a bit of a mystery why it's there.
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If any of you lot are Bible scholars, let me know some other of the Bible's wildest stories/sections and I'll for sure get about reading em.
it's late af where I am so I'll wake up tomorrow and reply to comments then.
Peace to you all.
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GradeA telling Bible stories was not something I ever expected
how’s it what we needed tho ??😂
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Ong for realzies but I'm here for it.
You mean making fun of them?
As an avid Bible reader, as soon as you said “Sodom and Gomorrah” I cackled. You couldn’t have chosen a more wild story.
Believe me he could
What Abt the one where a dude separated his wife into 12 pieces and sent a piece of her to each of the 12 judges 😭
@@icalivy Yeah, it was his concubine, and he sent them to 11 of the 12 tribes of Israel as a message for how terrible the 12th tribe, Benjamin was for raping her to death in the first place. As a result, the 11 other tribes assembled and massacred the Benjamites for their abhorrent acts.
Jonah is v*re.
@@sandygehrmann6309 The Bible is part of the time a good, inspirational messages, and the other half an insane, engaging story about power struggles and wild historical events
Job (the main character of the book of Job) literally asks God “why have you done this to me?” And God pulls him up by the shirt and shows him the universe in all of its complexity and span saying: “OKAY SMART GUY YOU TELL ME HOW THIS WORKS!”
By doing this, Job had his entire house & fortune restored. Y’wanna know the best part? It was doubled! A lot of people have the Job mentality when they don’t understand it’s God that establishes good & is the embodiment of good!
@@AllThatGlitters777 He is also the embodiment of evil which neutralizes all his good
@asandax6 that would be satan
@@Ozi4s In regards to Christianity, who created everything and is all powerful? God. Therefore, God could stop satan at any time, yet he does not. He could stop beings from sending themselves to eternal torment, yet he does not. THAT is evil. Holy hell, I didn't capitalize satan, and it wanted to autocorrect to capiltalize it, yet when I uncapitalized God, it didn't care. That's some weird shit.
@@ShermanT.Potterlol ok
The angels of death being Kane and the undertaker is perfect 😂
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Exactamundo!!
The daughters though 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
I was about to say the same thing😂
Should of been Tom Araya and Kerry King lol
Old testament always got the wildest stories
It’s not wild that a guy who died by crucifixion came back to life?
@@downhomesunsetbro is kinda god, I would be shocked if he couldn't revive himself
@@sparkling_h2o895 It took him a few days too. If I was part God I wouldn't be waiting around, biding my time and revealing myself to a few already devout followers, I'd do it on the spot, maybe like 5 or 6 times in a row, then again a few days later, and maybe a few more times after that. I'd have the image of me rising from the grave over and over burnt into their memory having them like "What the fuck oh shit we really actually killed this guy who was telling the truth the whole time what do we do"
@@potato1341”part God” Jesus is not part God he is God also it wasn’t a few already devout followers it was I believe around 500 people and the second man to realize Jesus was God was literally one of the Roman’s who crucified him
@@downhomesunset
Yes, but at least there's some build up, you know?
You get to know my daughters ❌
I get to know my daughters ✅
This joke would have been perfect in the video
I like to know my future daughter/ daughters. 😏😏😏
@@who-ny5oe Sweet Home Alabama
666 likes
“Get to know my daughters” had me dying 😂
Now we need to know our dad better. He's the only one left. If our kids one day ask "How was our grandpa" We can't respond with "I dunno, I never knew him".
"There'll be NO KNOWING here!"
They'll be "knowing" a lot more than they should. 😅
3:20 For a bit of context. If the Book of Genesis says that someone is the "most righteous" that usually means they are the least evil. Lot was only considered righteous when compared to everyone else in the city.
As long as you're adding context to fiction, why not choose a book that is more relatable and better written?
I think your audience would appreciate it more.
@@Temulon seethe
@@basedkaiser5352 I have a problem with delusional people. Especially those delusional people who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all; who would force their beliefs on us; who would invade our schools and libraries and homes. I resent them and you should too.
@@Temulonthe Bible literally has the most text about it in history and yet you refuse to believe. Sure, trust the few historical documents we have events but God forbid you don’t trust the Bible with all these documents which have lined up with what we know about history. It’s hypocrisy
@@basedkaiser5352no u
As a Christian, I agree that this is the craziest story in the Bible
I am really happy that you are not intentionally making fun of our religion you are just saying what it is and what you think about the Bible.
God bless you
It's full of shit 😂
@@lastsaint4162 Your full of shit
@@lastsaint4162
Religion is rubbish. Especially yours.
@@lastsaint4162 chill out
Does it take anyone else 30 mins to watch a 10 min Gradea video? I’m constantly going back and pausing the jokes that pop up for .06 seconds, takes me forever.
Thank the TH-cam gods for the frame advance keys. Trying to time the pause on some of that shit is fucking impossible.
it's the < > keys btw
You can also slow down the playback speed @@DiscoLizzard
@@DiscoLizzard You're not wrong, and that does make way more sense, but I've always told people it's the comma and period, because those are way more commonly used for those keys.
@@Automat1cJack Like ‘nice cave’?
The Old Testament has so many wild stories. I'm glad he covered Lot; I hope he covers
-Elijah vs the prophets of Baal
-Elisha and the bears
-Jonah and the whale
-Onan
-Samson dunking on the Philistines
-David stealing a man's wife
These are just some from the top of my head. There are SO MUCH MORE
David trolling saul as he is taking a piss is another one
Daniel and the dragon is wild.
David and Jonathon gay love affair
Gideon’s 300
Elijah and the Bears??
As a Christian I see this as the greatest promotion for the Bible yet.
It opens people up to atheism, a better world.
As a Christian myself, reading through the bible is probably one of the most eye opening things you can do. The old testament has some of the wildest stories ever. My favorite is Job, the man lost everything but still had his faith in God and basically gets a whole new life for free all because he got screwed over but with sheer determination and faith gets back on his feet. And it all started with Satan basically like, hey God prank that guy.
Anyway Grade I would personally love to hear more bible stories from your point of view you still make the best videos!
That golddigger only likes you because you give him stuff!
God kills his wife and kids, smashis his house and destroys everything Job has and gives him an STD. But J.J. Jobrams tells the comments section to pound sand, because God is great!
God says "Look...I got you a brand new wife and kids and fixed all your stuff better than before...we cool, right?"
Job says fine whatevs, but why you need to be such a dick before when I was already the Gronk to your Brady?
God says how dare you question Me!? Have you seen an Elephant? Does that thing make ANY sense? I did that!
Job is like riiiiiight. Life is God's acid trip. Sorry I asked.
Satan: Trolololololol's off as the movie fades out.
The End
Reading the Bible and remaining religious indicates an extreme dedication to delusion. Are you that afraid of death?
Satan is literally a "son of God". inferring there are sons, plural in Job 1:6. There are also "sons of God", plural in Gen 6:1. So much for the "only begotten son" in the new testament. One of a million contradictions in the bible. God is also supposed to have caused David to do a census in 2 Sam 24:1 but in 1 Chrons 21:1 it was Satan who made David take a census. We can logically infer:
1. God and Satan are the same entity,
2 Satan is Jesus
3. Satan is a brother of Jesus.
4. The bible is not literally true.
Using Ockham's Razor option 4 is the one using the fewest assumptions and more likely to be correct.
@GunUDwnAt2nwhy not just respect people's opinion
No matter how low someone can get there's only another direction and God will put people in one's way to help.
I’d pay good money to see veggietales adapt this story
That would be wild
It’s called Sausage Party
@@quinnimon Sausagetales.
I love how he didn't bash religion in this video, he was just being goofy and light-hearted. He should for sure make more of these, funny as hell.
Growing up Christian, I knew of this story. But what I didn’t know was that ending. That’s fucking hilarious
What's the moral of this stuff anyway?
@@Nigerosaurus420 I have no idea. I either slept or spent time daydreaming in mass because of how boring it was. But Grade more or less hit the nail on the head. Teaching about love, respect and not being a douchebag.
@@Nigerosaurus420soddom and gomorrah were sinful and openly raped. The people tried to rape the angels and god decided to air strike them. He asked Lot to find him 5 good people and when he couldn’t he iced the two cities.
Wait till you know what the church does to little boys. You're gonna die laughing.
@@Nigerosaurus420Ultimately, the life of Christ is the fulfillment of Christianity. To quote the Church Fathers, 'God became man, so man could become like God'
By living as Christ, the second person of the Blessed Trinity, we strive not only for heaven in the next life but to bring in heaven in this, by dying to ourselves, serving others, loving others even when it's difficult, by bearing sufferings with joy and hope, and by being a witness to the glory of God here on earth. I encourage you to read Colossians 1:15-20
I'm a Christian. And one of favorite stories is Samson. That story was really crazy. He was like the Hercules of the bible.
Yeah, but Samson was toootally real and Hercules was toootally fake. "My crazy fairy-tales are true and your identical fairy-tales are false, so mine is superior to yours and thus, you're a pagan heathen and I'm entitled to inflict harm to defend my fairy-tales that are identical to yours just with different name". 😒
Blessings fellow Christian. I thought of that crazy "Hercules! Hercules!" dinner table from scene The Nutty Professor when I read your post. I just wanted to share since it made me chuckle, check the movie out if you haven't seen it!
Samson was buggin out in the fields with the jackals💀
@@I.____.....__...__dude are you that sad? 😂
@@I.____.....__...__ who hurt you ?
one of the craziest Bible stories to me is the 3rd judge of Israel. He gets literally one or two verses and has the least amount known about him out of all the Judges, yet what little is documented just goes 0 to 100 in no time:
Judges 3:31 (NIV) - “After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six hundred Philistines with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel.”
Gotta love that it says at the end “oh yeah, he also saved Israel or whatever.” So if you don’t know, an oxgoad, to my knowledge, was a tool used back in that time to prod animals along to get them going in the direction you wanted them to go in. It was like a stick with a pointed tip. Now imagine this random guy killing 600 men who were probably equipped with real weapons and armor (these were philistines, enemies of Israel), with nothing but a farming tool.
I swear the Bible has so many of these scenes where men in battle go against the odds with God’s help and win. To name a few:
-Samson killing 1000 philistines with nothing but a jawbone
-Jonathan and his armor bearer killing 22 philistines singlehandedly
-David killing the giant Goliath
-the killing of ANOTHER giant named Ishbi-Benob in the book of 2 Samuel. David was nearly killed by him but was saved by one of his mighty men Abishi
-God answers the prayer of Joshua to literally stop the sun from moving in order to allow his men to fight enemies without losing daylight
-the recordings of David’s mighty men in the end of the book of 2 Samuel detail several other feats as well.
(Side note, the book of 1st and 2nd Samuel, a historical book, is jam packed with tons of adventure like this and most of these stories are from there. Definitely worth the read from beginning to end. It’s my favorite story out of the whole Bible.)
The list goes on. I swear this made me realize why that one scene of the 100 man fight from Berserk spoke to me. The imagery runs deep and is very Biblical. Man can annihilate the odds when He dedicates his life to God and fights for His cause.
As a christian myself, Grade, I would love for you to join us for more bible studies. Your antics really liven up the class.
@RichardsGaySon You sound like you wear a fedora
@RichardsGaySon Yeah but what can they do?
@RichardsGaySonMaybe it’s because we have a better sense of humor than you. I mean like, he’s not really making fun of us for believing it, but he’s just trying to make people laugh, it’s nothing serious.
@RichardsGaySonso?
@RichardsGaySon nah Grades literally telling the story the way I would, I see no "making fun" you speak of
The brothers of destruction was a perfect addition 😂
Born again Christian here and...oh boy...
First, Grade, you're right. We can take a joke.
So, let me see if I can do this real quick:
1. It's theorized that lot tried to offer his daughters for two reasons. The first being that he knew the angels of the Lord or in his house and this is probably the greatest honor and most auspicious occasion any of us could experience. And two, he figured the men of the city were so reprobate that they wouldn't even be interested in females. Haven't confirmed this though.
2. Pillar of salt, no one's really sure but what she did was disobey God and look back at the horrible City they just came from. Had they ALL kept their eyes on God she would have survived. LET THAT BE A LESSON.
3. Yeah, weird that Lot's daughters had sex with him but this was 430 years before Moses gave the law stopping the marriage (relations) of close relatives.
Remember: evolution is a lie. God created us perfectly 6000 years ago. Because of our disobedience, sin entered the world and we've been deteriorating ever since.
That's why Adam and Eve's children were able to start families with each other without any deformities all the way up to the law of Moses.
"I love religion because I like comedy"
-Grade, 2024
Why am I finding you everywhere, now? Lmao
@@BrewBois maybe you guys are meant to be
I know you every night.
+10000 reddit karma
Can confirm this actually happened
hi jesus can you tell me what gods feet smell like
I believe him.
It's highly debatable
Your profile looks like it was made in 2012 lmao
@@TheFutsu accurate
As a Christian I find this hilarious, good one mate
This gives "getting to know someone better" a whole new meaning
Does it? "I want to get to know you better" usually just means "give me a chance to seduce you".
Know them inside-out
“Know more about each other.”
A whole old meaning 🤣 ironically... NVM 😂
I know, right?
As a Christian this was pretty funny, can't wait for more of these. Grade and Bible stories go surprisingly well together lol
have a backbone mate
lmao imagine believing this sh*t, faith and god are fine, the bible and religion are a complete joke.
@@bigry1826 How does he not have a backbone?
@@TheJoeschmoe777he’s laughing at his religion being mocked. spineless.
@@anon77733 Being able to take a joke = not having a backbone
Not sure that’s how that works
8:34 The "Point" of the story is MOSTLY history, which is what most of Genesis is. These people are closely related to Noah's decedents and thusly Adam and Eve's decedents which shows how quickly sin can compound and get worse and spiral out of control over a few generations.
For the ending, Lot's daughters wanted to pass on his father's name as he is related to Abraham and their sons end up being Moab and Ammon which became 2 nations named after them that STILL exist today which are now reside among Jordan and Iraq respectively
So incest is good acording to the bible?
Thanks 👍
But WHY INCEST? WITH YOUR OWN FATHER!?!?! AAAAAAAHHHHH
@@sheeplegend1324 incest is the thing man 😊 How you think people population increased from Adam and Eve? It was a series of incest, for years lol
The fact that the two kids ended up being the names of nations honestly feels like olden anti-Moab and Ammon propaganda to me, and it's kinda crazy how that detail is overlooked because the story's fixated on making Lot the main focus. It's the least flattering advertisement for those nations. Like imagine hearing this story again, irrespective of the time period it took place in, where this one guy lived in the most degen place on earth (Las Vegas), he has no redeeming values when it comes to diplomacy and conflict resolution (see: the offering off his daughters), the guy gets all the blame for the destruction of his city, the rest of his family doesn't have any redeeming values, and then the final jab at the end is the two babies as a result of Lot's daughters being terminally down bad ended up being George W. Bush & Jeb Bush.
More Bible stories (I am a Christian and I like this content). It explains why I never heard this story in any of my prep classes for Communion/ Confirmation.
Yeah, for sure. This one isn’t exactly Sunday School material.
@@kaylynn4750 to be fair there's a lot of bible stories that aren't sunday school material
@@harochtc2002theres a literal 2 paragraphs of the bible describing a kings ballocks and shaft in graphic detail about how obscenely huge it is. People subscribe to and wanna preach the daylights outta the bible but gotta treat ALIIIIIIIIL lightly cause some random verses are like flashbangs
@@Vyloka do you know where it's at?
@@harochtc2002 ...1 kings....noooooot entirely sure. Been awhile. Literally compared it to a donkeys though and i thought that was the most unecessarily hilarious descriptions i ever read. My entire familys deacons and sunday school teachers and etc except me. I just like studying the thing every now and then
Grade making me wanna go to church every Sunday better than anyone else
Ikr.
As a Catholic I have to say this is my favorite Bible study session lmao
Christmas and Easter are pagan holidays not commanded anywhere in the Bible. They serve other gods and we're breaking the ten commandments when we celebrate them so we gotta repent. If you read Romans 1:22-27, serving other gods is the reason why we're living in Sodom and Gomorrah right now.
Also check Ezekiel 20:19-21, the Sabbath is Saturday morning to Sunday morning and it's the sign between God and his people, so if you don't have that sign God is gonna pour out his fury upon you in tribulation.
And read Isaiah 66:15-17, people who eat unclean like pork and shellfish are going to be consumed by fire in the tribulation. So repent from eating this stuff.
And the Messiah's name isn't Jesus, it's Yeshua, he comes in the Father's name Yehovah. He warned us about another coming in his own name in John 5:42-43 because you don't have the love of God in you (the ten commandments - 1 John 5:2-3).
@@matthew953pagan detected
Opinion rejected
@@TSMKstudios I'm not the one who does ancient pagan rituals every year. Christians are the pagans.
@matthew953 bro go eat a healthy breakfast, drink some water and work out. You might feel better then
@@FatherCorn Make sure your breakfast doesn't include pork.
Isaiah 66:15-17
[15]For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
[16]For by fire and by his sword will the LORD plead with all flesh: and the slain of the LORD shall be many.
[17]They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.
😂 As a Christian, I always knew this story was crazy as hell, but hearing grade narrate it is so funny! 🤣
I can’t wait for him to get to the books of Kings and the book of Judges, those ones are WILD!!!
lol Samson
The one where the god sends a bear to maul like 40 something children for calling a man bald. That's wild too.
Judges is dark from what I remember lol
@@WildWombats Elijah or someone like that, wasn’t it? 😆
@@LightningIsLitWhy do you believe in that..? That's horrible. What kind of god would do that
As a Christian, this is an excellent example of how parts of the Bible are historical record without being instruction about how to behave.
How would you tell which parts are instructions about how to behave? How would you differentiate between allegory and historical text?
@@rikjanvanschothorst1645 Mostly context. You can ask questions like: is there an authoritative figure (prophet, apostle, Jesus, etc) speaking? Is there a call to action ("repent!", "don't do this, instead do this")? Is there a target audience being spoken to? As for determining allegory versus history, generally, allegories are prefaced by the speaker (e.g. Jesus and his parables). There are probably exceptions, but it's almost always solvable by looking at the surrounding context. The passage about Lot and Sodom and Gomorrah for instance, is surrounded by phrases like "and now Abram went and did so and so", "and then Lot went and did something" - it's very descriptive phrasing.
Historical records of the era tended to cite evidence and make references.
not even a historic record lol
Honestly Lot wasn’t even good person he was okay but since he was Abraham nephew he got saved. Show if Lot and his family was this weird show how corrupt those cities were.
Fun fact: it is said that Lots wife turned into a pillar of salt because Sodom was right next to the dead sea which is primarily made of salt and when God sent sulfur from the sky to crash down on the city some of the sulfur balls actually impacted the dead sea which splashed ip covering the whole area in salt. Lots wife looking back was probably saying something like she was heading back to the city to her home, and got caught in the all the salt debris flying across Sodom turning her into "a pillar of salt".
This one is giving me nostalgia from when I watched you back in 2016, top tier content, well come back man, glad you haven't changed.
Never thought Grade was going to talk about religion
He already did considering there's a video of him talking about holidays.
Jesus hates Christmas video
I used to watch this guy all the time in middle school, suddenly i see this is my recommendation. Never saw this coming
I’ve been reading the Bible cover to cover this year, and I’m surprised at how accurately Grade described the story. I appreciate the effort to be accurate and not making stuff up to bash Christianity/Judaism.
Honestly you dont need to make stuff up to insult the abrahamic faiths
@@BK-js5mtyeah, but it's pretty annoying when they do.
@@BK-js5mt Such as?
Those Abrahamic Faiths and their *Flips notes* faith! How dare they have a belief in a God and afterlife! How dare they find meaning in the suffering!
@@gorgeousfreeman1318How dare they believe in a sky daddy for which they have no evidence of. Homie freedom of religion. But I can make fun of you all I want for your beliefs.
@@gorgeousfreeman1318 bible endorsing slabery and genocide
Quran endorsin pedophilia and genocide
Both endorse infinite punishments for harmlessly believing the wrong thing
Dude I’m so glad you’re back on TH-cam, thanks man
God slapped them so hard at 8:53 that they swapped faces for a second…
lmfao i didn't even notice that
Bible studies with grade was not on my bingo card.
I see
😂
I want more Bible studies with Grade. This is probably your best video in the past 3 years.
This was the best video I've seen on your channel in a hot minute, you might've honestly found something really big here. Really looking forward to part 2!!!
as a guy who studied the Tanach in highschool
this shit is the most hilarious way of telling the story and staying 100% accurate to how its written
i was losing it for the whole video XD
I pretty much had his reaction when we read it in class, so it's so funny seeing him read that story for the first time.
your profile picture is adorable
As a Christian I acknowledge that some of the passages have a "Wait... What!?" moment to them but typically the stories are/were part of much larger stories that were combined together and parts had to be omitted or edited to make the Bible more "condensed". I'd personally like to know a lot of details that were left out but finding those is difficult and/or impossible.
Yes surely to condense the bible they would present the entire story and leave out… the moral?
@@haklunfe seeing as I wasn't present at the council of Nicaea it's hard to say what the reason was for leaving out parts of the story. However, the Bible does a pretty decent job in the rest of it to lay down the ground work of not sinning which was the whole reason why the cities were leveled. That was the moral of the story. The ending was lacking.
@@Hertacles my question to you is, why cling to a dusty old tome full of parables that has been translated thousands of times over in different eras with different global powers having massive influence on it, why do you need this fairy tale, cheap lord of the rings collector's edition when you can simply be a good human being and believe in god? we have no idea if what is on the bible on your counter is what was written, you can change a few sentences and the meaning of something completely transforms.
@@MyhaayThe bible has not been on some long game of telephone through translation to translation, every time a translation is created it refers to the original untranslated documents and then tries to interpret/translate them in the method they want. So yes, different translations can have some different interpretations but are widely as accurate as possible and are often contested by scholars
@@grants.231 yes in relative recent history you may be correct, how do you know before that though? what if alterations happened in 500 or 800? i haven't actually researched the topic so i'm curious, it seems very improbable that a book of such importance for society and humanity would be left untouched by people in power. i don't necessarily mean big changes, just intricate little things everywhere that alter the entire thing in the grand scheme.
Take a shot everytime GradeA says "right" or "alright" 😂
You’d die 😭
I’m in the hospital now for alcohol poisoning
I hope you're still making these in 10 years when I'm older. Your videos are so much different than everyone elses.
No drama bs, just entertainment. And even if it IS about drama, your videos still ease me into a sense of entertainment and not caring about other shit in my life for the 10 minutes i'm here.
As someone who's never read the Bible I can appreciate Grade for reading the whole thing just to tell us the craziest story lmao.
he definitely did not read the whole thing😂
This is a pretty tame one. In one of the stories from Genesis, God comes down and destroys a tower (babel) and confuses all of human speech and scatters humanity all over the world. Why? "Humans can do anything"
Thanks God.
@@princecamm Also God every now and then reminds the Jews what he did to Sodom and Gomorrah
@@smalltime0 thanks minister smalltime
@@smalltime0Well they were trying to break into heaven. And if they had the gall to do that then there’s nothing that they wouldn’t do.
I'm just happy you're making more videos. Keep up the good work bro.
Never in my 4 years of living did I think I'd see grade read the bible like a fucking bedtime story, keep it up mate 👍
Damn, your young.
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The Old Testament was a whole other level, man….
…please do more
We got GradeAUnderA telling Bible stories before GTA 6
Sodium and Gamorah gets more wild when there's still geological and aricoligical evidence those cities existed. Also, that it's highly likely that the biblical dicription of what happened their actually happened.
Lol of course it is, wtaf.
You need to figure out their, they're and there...
No? There is no evidence that God actually blew up an entire city, lol.
@DrMonty-ng5fo she said this because some archaeologists found the remains of cities where sodom and gomorrah were estimated to be, and also there was sulfur deposits in the ground, and brimstone is the ancient name for sulfur
@@mihajlomujkovic6816 Just because a place existed doesn't mean that a story about it happened. Tokyo exists, that doesn't mean it was once destroyed by Godzilla like in the films.
We DEFINITELY need more bible videos!!!! Best video so far! Keep up the good work!
your visuals on the videos are the best it’s ever been, which i know isn’t really a bar that’s hard to top, but it’s cool to see more stuff on screen i guess. also i’m laughing harder at your videos than i have years ago. have a great life grade
I will say this, for those who are interested, the reason Lot's wife looks back was because it's said she had a lover in the city. She was cheating on Lot, and her concern for her lover caused her to turn back, showing her sin. The pillar of salt could be allegorical, but honestly could have been literal, as many scholars have likened the destruction of the cities with nuclear bombs, almost, so she could have literally been turned to fucking ashes, for all we know.
And as for the whole daughters thing, one thing you need to understand is during that period in time, women were more or less seen as objects, in Hebrew society (Cuz that's effectively what the old testament is). It's why you'd see men, considered good, have hundreds of wives and multiple concubines and shit. Women were literal objects back then. So their bodies would be worth saving the angels.
I’m constantly amazed by the amount of rubbish people make up (things not in the text) to justify what’s in the text
@@chrisparker5278 Nice projection, but I'm not "justifying" anything.
This is called "providing context to things". I'm neither defending, nor excusing, anything said in the text, for I do not believe in the Bible.
There are a lot of things that are either lost due to the translation from Hebrew to Greek, or misunderstood due to the cultural differences from both a different people, and a different age.
Remember, regardless if you believe the Bible, the time that these stories are written in are real, and were written by real people, with real culture and language.
Buzz off with your garbage projection, ya creep.
What the heck r u smoking?
@@runewolf77 MFW people only look at the surface level stuff without ever trying to look deeper into things, and the origins of what things mean.
Holy cow bro just admit it’s a dated religion that doesn’t make sense.
You coming back from like years dormant, was the best gift ever. This was brilliant !
You forgot the story of when god sent 2 bears to kill 32 children because they bullied a bald guy
Gleason Archer describes this large roving band of teenagers as “a serious public danger, quite as grave as the large youth gangs that roam the ghetto sections of our modern American cities.” The Apologetics Study Bible explains: “The Hebrew phrase for ‘small boys’ refers to adolescents from 12 to 30 years old (see I Samuel 20:35; I Kings 3:7; 11:17). It is unlikely that these youths were younger than 12 years old.” Contrary to the caricature, Elisha was a young man, probably in his mid twenties, though obviously bald.
The real issue was not how this gang showed contempt and “disrespect for God’s prophet,” but revealed utter “disrespect for the Lord.” Therefore, “a strong message was sent to the city and parents” reminiscent of Leviticus 26:21-22. This Scripture tells how hostility toward God and an unwillingness to obey Him can result in being besieged by plagues and wild animals.
The message was a corrective message to address current attitudes and behavior that if heeded would ward off worse sins and greater judgment. The gang was shocked and silenced when mauled (not necessarily killed) by the bears, and their parents and community were warned to repent of their sins (reflected in their children) and obey God before worse judgments befell them!
Walter C. Kaiser writes how the eventual fall of Israel “would have been avoided had the people repented after the bear attack.” They did not.
According to II Chronicles 36:16 we read how “they kept ridiculing God’s messengers, despising His words, and scoffing at His prophets … As Kaiser wisely states: The “bear attack shows God trying repeatedly to bring his people back to himself through smaller judgments” so that they could avoid a worse “full force” judgment.
@@mr.robertsmain bro had this prepared in his notes for years
I am glad you are back to making regular videos. Missed you so much grade while you were relatively inactive.
“Shoutout to Christians for taking a joke”
Bruh, you just read the Old Testament 😂
stay underdawg
He didn't read the whole thing
He said Christians lol
wtf is underdawg doing here
That’s just how uptight certain “other groups” can get. They’ll be offended by a straight up reading of their own religious text.
i love this channel, so glad you're still going
As a firm believer in God and Jesus and all that stuff, I can confirm that most of us have a good sense of humor about this stuff. While I believe in pretty much all of it I can see the humor and absurdity most people see it. Shit's weird!
Mate thank God you guys can take a joke. I would make videos about a few other groups but I'd get cancelled or murdered on the spot
Love you for being so based, much love.
@@GradeAUnderA Mr Grade can I get a fucking Amen?
Can I ask what the story in the video is supposed to teach?
@@GradeAUnderA I would say Mormons, but there is already a whole musical based on making fun of them! At least we stopped killing people for not believing in our religion, I'm pretty sure Islam still does that. 😬
@@kerys_n_c that the bible is basically manga before manga
Job 100% the craziest religious story and then that David with the cutting baby strategy😂
It was Solomon but it was still crazy though 😅
@@lawrence8666Oh rightttt it was his son who was acting crazy 😂
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The father was much crazier
Imao he offer 400 foreskins of his enemies as brideprice 😂
I Need to see how gradeA Narrates that one
@@reet7060 It's like you all never heard of a bluff before. It's not that crazy.
I am a Christian, but I respect the way you went about this and didn’t just try to disprove it. Plus it was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
The timeline of Grade reading Bible stories is one I never thought I needed. This is funny af
Please do more of these. They're educational and funny!
Grade I will be praying for your salvation, continue reading the bible, and throw in a prayer to Jesus now and again, He loves you so much.
Also funny vid, and I hope it encourages more people to read the bible.
As a Christian, please make more of this. This was so funny.
Long time sub (not as long as some I’m sure. But subbed for years) and Christian. Loved the video and just read this story not too long ago myself. Funny content as always and I hope you continue this Bible series. Can’t wait to watch more 👍
Good seeing you upbeat and happy making content
At the Dollar Tree here in the U.S. has Bibles for $1.25 and we have free Bible apps.
The bald guy summoning bears to kill children for making fun of him for being bald still makes me crack up. God must be bald
Did you study the verse or any of the Hebrew words
@@ThisBoiDrawsDon't need to be a scholar to realize it's bs.
@@rivalquits7131 But if you'd actually study the passage instead of just reading what a reddit post had to say about it, your know that this portrayal of the passage, while funny, is wrong.
@@GoofyAhOklahoma a lot of the things in the bible are wild and inaccurate so I just assumed it was like that. Sorry about that.
I’ve been laughing at the two angels being undertaker and Kane for two whole minutes 😂
RED ALERT = best video game soundtrack of all time
Seconded 😎😎😎😎
hell yeah thank god i thought nobody was gonna mention that!
Hell March is such an epic track
It does say a lot when Christianity is the only belief EVERYONE makes fun of while everything else is too “offensive” to even make a light joke out of…
That's why no one gives us shit about Christianity no one takes them seriously because they haven't burned a heretic in thousands of years
Yes, it is even told that people will hate you for being Christian. But sometimes, we allow too much.
Not a Christian but I feel dirty whenever I hear jokes about another religion getting mistreated
You notice how they never talk about this story in church? You're the man grade!!!
2nd favorite way to now do Bible study. I'm an actual Christian, God bless you grade 😂
Babe wake up GradeA just Posted
awesome video. I’ve been following you for a long time you’re actually one of the first people I subscribed to. I really miss you on your long extended holiday. Glad your back buddy🥹
9:00 onwards - I guess the air horn ran out of air and stopped working
I still can’t believe we’re getting regular GradeA uploads life must gettin tough for him 😂
Contrary to popular belief, God didn't just smite Sodom and Gomorrah, he also smitten two other cities which are called "Admah" and "Zeboiim" but he spared the city of "Zoar". These cities are collectively known as the "cities of the plain" as they were located somewhere in the Jordan River Valley. These cities weren't biblically "just" which in this context means being in an alliance with YHWH (Abrahamic God) which Abraham and Lot fortunately were unlike that of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Recently I've been learning about archangel michael, and that is some crazy shit right there. Literally the actual doomslayer.
love you grade
That`s crazy, please do more! :D
Love the videos grade! I love coming back every few months to a galore of video, so keep it up!
I don’t understand why Lot was so quick to give up his daughters. Like bro you literally have God’s powerful angels on your side. I think they could’ve handled the rapist mob.
I think he may have panicked in the situation. He knew the angels and didn't want any harm to fall on them so he offered his daughters
They were probably already skanks to begin with.
I think it's making the point that Lot wasn't perfect and when things got tricky he tried to fix the problem himself, when he should have trusted in God as absolutely those angels could have handled it
Aye think hisses daughters wont Ted kids ore may bee Amen. That cave story confirms it. Day were sue purr desperate.
@@IH8Usernam3swait you’re telling me he KNEW??? The angels..? How is he going to explain this to his wife 😦
Oooo. Can wait for part 2.
Moreeeeeee please. Been waiting for your grand return to consistency for years😎
Thank you Grade for showing interest in Scripture! I hope and pray that one day you (and whoever is reading this) chooses to receive Jesus into your/their life.
Have u watched the video yet? Dude I'm not believe that crap😊
How tf are you believing in this? You're religion is the equivalent to greek mythology. Grow up. Please
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What if I’m Jewish
@portalguy2246 then its bad for you
4:46 This video came out the day *after* I returned from a holiday.
This is my favourite of the newer videos so far, I really enjoyed it!
6:04 was the funniest part of this video lol
I probably would have learned WAY the hell more about the bible had any of the youth pastors presented it like this!
Usually, I'm not a fan of christian jokes as a Christian myself, but its true, I'm currently reading the bible and when I read this I was thinking the exact same like this one is wild af
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
It's mind blowing to me that people read the Bible and actually believe the God in that story book is a good and loving god. It's wild. He's wrathful, envious, and jealous. He embodies three of the deadliest sins more so than any "demon" and he's supposed to be the good guy?
It's not a matter of the God being a "bad guy" it's a matter of human society's views of right and wrong changing back when the Bible was made God was the good guy because what God was like was common sense, the truth is people including modern day Christians try and pretend that Christianity and modern western society are compatible when in reality they are very much not, for example as much as mental gymnastics go round and round in this story "pimp out your daughter's and then get them pregnant" lot was the good guy that should say all you need to know, it was built for the ancient middle East all of the "wait what" moments in the Bible would have been perfectly normal if we still had the mentality of 500 BC Middle eastern dude building mud huts fucking our wives (and occasionally daughter's) growing food to survive an occasionally fighting bandits and other nations for our King.
5:52 actually it says she kept remaining behind and looking back. Is like you have a flood or fire and you have to run to save your life and someone says:let's go back, I forgot my purse
Salt was actually a commodity at the time so it's the same as like lots wife turning into a pillar of silver 6:28
The pillar of salt thing is interpretted by some scholars to mean she became instantly petrified by a major blast, akin to what happened to some of the people in Pompeii with the volcanic destruction, or people within a certain radius of a nuke. As in, she may not have simply 'looked back', but rather got out of the place of safety to enter back into the destructive range of the hellfire / brimstone.
Also, the pillar is still there, or at least what the locals believe is the same one. What they call it in their language translates to Lot's wife. It's pretty wild and is a bit of a mystery why it's there.
I just like to think it’s just a random pillar of salt
@@dejus_eProbably 🤣
As someone who grew up Catholic I always thought the book of job was hilarious. do that one next