"There are protocols in place" she says, as if the human/bear treaty was signed 1000 years ago that says "If a lost girl is waving her arms, don't eat her."
she's an idiot trying to sound intelligent but doesn't know the definitions of words. "objectively," "rationalized with," "protocols," "privilege" of stopping the bear, and other words that are blatantly incorrect choices for the concept she's trying to communicate. Doesn't even know what "reason" means.
These women have never been stuck in the woods ever in their life. 100% guarantee if they were stuck in the woods, they would run to the first man they saw.
And we'd send back to feed the bears one less cnt to deal with in this world as no amount of work will reverse the brainwashing that's been done with feminazism.
@@StackSnackies nah, they think their local park with a cluster of trees is the woods, and anywhere you can't immediately see a house on the other side is the "deep wilderness"
"If a bear is attacking you, you can use bearspray or punch them in the nose." Both of which men are invulnerable to because of their "Absolute Patriarchy" buff that provide them with immunity to all status ailments and physical attacks.
"Uhhh excuse you? It's called "Bear" spray for a reason. Obviously this would never work on a man, so ignorant!" Every intellectual woman that gave very serious thought to this quandary🙄
I think you guys are forgetting that bears have significantly more sensitive noses and eyes than humans, pepper spray should be more than enough to put them in serious pain. It's what the bear decides to do with that pain that matters.
@@flarestorm9417 Yeah... some people are so gone nowadays, it's no longer funny. Because once you realize you have titans of intellect around you, being dangerous to themselves and YOU as well? Scary.
Stronk independent wahmen, but at the same time, the poor victims of the big bad patriarchy that ushered them into Civilization from the Stone Age. Complete ingrates.
This is whamanism 101. If there is no problem they will make one. Meanwhile most other people man or woman with a full functioning brain are problem solvers not problem makers.
Once they can put an AI girlfriend into a robot body women it will be over for them. No more simps willing to spend thousands for just the tiniest of chances to get a whiff of pooniti. Once we get artificial wombs the two genders will separate into 2 different species. And I don't think the female one will live for long, running itself into the ground very soon.
my niece brought up the bear vs man scenario recently and acted shocked that i immediately said "the man, duh" she started in on how men are more of a threat to women than bears.....as she was getting dressed in an outfit that looked like it was designed for street walking, to go get wasted in a club full of "predatory men"..... like girl, if you don't gtfoh with that bs, lol you walk around practically naked in front of men all the time, but I don't see her exploring bear caves with beef jerky in her pockets
The punch in the nose is for sharks, not bears... Punching a bear in the nose will get your arms ripped off from your body while the bear eats you alive.
I've seen it work on video. But it was a kick and the dude had the high ground. Either way very lucky. If the bear wasn't trying to climb up rocks to get him he likely wouldn't even be able to hit its nose
A little while ago a woman in Australia was attacked by a Great White shark. Her husband punched it in the eye until it let her go. So there's a real life man v wildlife choice. I thought the Aussie punching a kangaroo to protect his dog was impressive, but taking on a Great White, Jesus!
and we all know most of these people have never met a single bear in their lives, let alone looked into the general rules around the main bears that even exist. they'd give the wrong signals to the bear and if they are lucky would past tense swiftly.
The meme has solidified for me that the average western "independent" woman is so far detached from reality, and there's zero hope of reasoning with them. Anyone who actually believes they are safer with a bear and not just piling on the meme for the painfully obvious reason of mask-off misandry is saying more about the current state of feminism than I ever possibly could. Take any woman who says this and put them in the woods and encounter a bear. The very FIRST thing they are going to be looking and screaming for is a man to help them.
I had an alphabet coworker falsely accuse me of grotesque things which led to a multiple months long investigation that eventually resulted in the determination that I never did anything wrong and there was no evidence to any of her claims. Even after the investigation cleared me I was still looked at questioningly by management afterward, my career was completely halted, and there was never any punishment for the false accusations. Because she's alphabet mafia. So she's protected. Later discovered she did this to someone else she didn't like at her previous employer as well. Society tells these people they're infallible, and it goes to their heads. It's disgusting.
At least you have integrity, you will get farther in life than that person ever will my brother, hopefully enough time has passed or you moved on to some better job.
She is part of the protect LG"VY" so she is socially untouchable. All we had to do was not give them the right to m?rry but no, we gaslight ourselves it would be fine
I wonder what reasoning she would use. You're on the bears turf, you have no means of defending yourself, you'd be a tasty meal. What piece of Ciceronian rhetoric are you going to use to convince this bear not to do what's easiest, obvious and natural to it?
"Bears, isn't your behavior privileged and problematic towards marginalized groups? You're really creating a toxic and exclusionary environment." Bears: "RAWRARARAR!"
The first and last time I hiked with a group, I had an asthma attack at the top of the mountain. If it wasn't for a couple of guys who hiked down with me (3 hours) and refused to leave me behind, I'd have gotten lost, and would have been stuck with a forest full of bears (it was spring time in the pacific northwest.) My girl friends ditched me because it started raining heavily when we got to the top. So, yeah, I'll choose to be stuck with a man in the woods rather than a bear or my girl friends. Lesson learned.
Reasons/experiences like this is why as a woman I have trouble trusting other women… If I was in your hiking group I’d definitely walk back down with you (rain be damned).
I don’t believe that they’re actually afraid of men by saying that. It’s just trendy to dunk on guys in general through social media. What they’re regurgitating is merely a childish luxury belief, really.
They say “bears don’t always attack” … ok? Neither do men wtf? A nga could just like camping or hiking. Why’re they acting like we’re all the irl version of Judge Holden?
The fact that she fully believes that a large *(300-800lbs Female, 400-1200lbs Male)* hungry wild animal with razor sharp claws, equally sharp teeth, and the strength of 10 men can be “reasoned with” or even fended off is laughably insane. If a bear wants to eat you, it’s going to eat you… unless you get UNBELIEVABLY LUCKY and have the mental fortitude to spray the bear in the right place before it’s torn your arm off..
The irony is that they accuse men of behaving like a bear: an animal without reason and simply acts on impulse. Women aren't all dead or in cages precisely because men control themselves.
If she was talking about a Black Bear specifically, those are generally pretty timid and can be scared off (unless it thinks you're going at its cubs, bears are bears after all), but not all bears are Black Bears, Grizzlys for instance are more than happy to snack on a person, and they've got all the strength and confidence to do it.
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarineif a black bear decided that it wanted to eat a human it most likely could, that's not a fight most people are likely to win, they are still incredibly strong and dangerous.
@@seribelz Yas! So the bear has at least some entertainment before Dinner. I have heard that voice recording of the bear guy and his girlfriend being ripped apart by Bears they studied for years and years. They thought they knew Bears. But please let them woman try...
I’m a victim of SA and physical/mental abuse at the hands of 2 women I’ve dated. I don’t talk about it because people don’t believe me or belittle me half the time. I haven’t dated in almost a year and half (ever since I broke up with my last ex, a diagnosed psycho who stopped taking her meds 6 months before we dated and knowingly gave me a thankfully curable STD) because I’m terrified that a woman I might be vulnerable and comfortable around has been planning to use me for everything I have. I was raised to never hit or manhandle a women unless my life is in danger, so I never defended myself. Listening to this debate is utterly insulting to people like me, and logically unsound. It’s dripping with misandry. And at the end of the day, it’s a debate between an animal (bear) that has no capacity for cruelty for cruelty’s sake Vs an animal (human) that does have the capacity for cruelty for cruelty’s sake. It’s not a fair comparison, nor does it make any sense. A predator is a predator, and will only ever be interested in its own wants/needs, no matter the species.
Women saying they are afraid of men are not invalidating that men can be afraid of women. I am sorry that happened to you, and it's completely understandable that you need to heal and would have trepidation around dating. Don't invalidate women who have been SA'd because you need to make sure you're believed. Women believe you. We get it.
@FishareFriendsNotFood972 You also believe that punishing women who make false claims is "thinking with the brainpower of an ameba (sic)." So clearly, you don't think men can be victims.
Weird how the argument for picking Bear is that they can use self-defense against it. But when it's a man self-defense just magically is not an option? What happened to that bear spray she was talking about? A man will have to be on enough drugs to be experiencing the 8th dimension for bear spray to not affect him.
I am a woman and I live right next to the woods. Granted, it's not America, but I'd certainly choose the man over the bear. I see people in the woods all the time and they don't do anything, they usually walk their dogs, forage mushrooms or just take an offroad walk. We greet each other and that's it. As opposed to a bear who will only approach a human when he's either bored or hungry. I don't wish to be a play toy or food for a brown bear.
@@Zedrapazia the one time I would pick the bear is I’d rather take my chances with the lone male bear vs the female mother bear protecting her cubs lol
Not to mention a man actually trying to grape someone is wasting effort trying to grab and undress her, meanwhile the bear is cl@wing and bi+ing into her and further reducing her ability to escape. Also not to mention that no matter how many decades of media pr0p@g@nda tries to br@inwash us to think otherwise, a slow p@infu| game over is still vastly worse than grape. But why am I using logic? Women don't care about logic.
@@Zedrapazia do you really need to rationalize your answer in so much detail? The only REAL answer for this question is this: "is this a real question? are you making fun of me?"
Black bears are known to be cowards, and you CAN scare them off easily, that is true - BUT - both Brown bears AND Grizzly bears are NOT cowards, and both of them can and will end you, and eat you right up! What will you do when faced with one of those? What are the "protocols" you will follow then? They can run faster than you, they can climb trees just like you, and they do NOT see you as a friend, OR as a threat! You are just...lunch.
I love how they overwhelming vote for and defend men being in their bathrooms and locker rooms, and vote to disarm themselves, yet have this argument. It's for show, it's not a real argument. They are not to be taken seriously. Letting them vote was a mistake
The contradictions, just like calling people nazis and then protesting against Israel, just show that they have no core values, no morality, and are just literally programmed to follow whichever trend they're told to.
@@angelhr79 About what? It's an objective fact; bears are more predictable than men. They don't tend to interact with humans and they're less likely to approach you compared to a man. And what exactly am I clueless about?
Theres a counter meme and its accurate. Ofcouse many women prefer bear. Over six foot, cappable of domestic violence, lets them take the kids at divorce. And they think they can tame them.
Here in the UK we used to have wolves and bears in the wild then we hunted them to extinction we made our countryside safer to walk in and camp which side of the genital variety do you think did that
@@norsebrony346 probably the ladies wandering into the woods and punching bears in the nose and using other “bear protocol” to neutralize the threat /s
My SIL who said she would rather encounter a bear got upset that I countered, that I'd rather help a man in the woods than a woman. Because the woman might falsely accuse me of SA.
That British woman in Romania tried to take a selfie with a bear. She found out which was more dangerous, after a man called a doctor had to sew her arm back together.
@@justananonymouspotato Do you really want to take that chance with an animal that cannot reason? An animal that can snap your spine with one swipe of its paws?
1. Situations like these happen when you don't shut the person who's about to say something stupid up. 2. There's something to say about a society that is so comfortable. The women in that society can openly disrespect and disregard their men. 3. Try to reason with bear when the woman is on her cycle. It will end perfectly
Given the choice between being stuck in a forest with a Feminist of a Bear I'd for sure choose the Bear. 1. The Bear will not nag me about bad statistics on income. 2. The Bear will not harass me for simply being a Human Male. 3. The Bear will not falsely allege r4p3 against me. 4. The Bear will not get the Government to forcibly take 40% of my wages to pay for the Bear's stupid life-choices. ... shall I go on?
“A bear can be reasoned with…” Unbelievable. Reason is exactly what separates people from animals. Animals don’t have the capacity for reason; just instinct.
As a man living in Northern Canada hearing the sentence "A bear can be reasoned with" makes me question how we made it this far as a species. We are doomed. I pray for the Asteroid.
I mean...bear used to eat people like that and made us stronger and smarter as a species, now people don't ever face those dangers which is why human beings have been losing brain mass little by little. On average, our brains are smaller than they used to be before modern technology took hold.
100% the same people who go to Yellowstone and try to get selfies with wild animals because they're not carnivores... and end up getting maimed/mauled/gored, or at the very least left scared for their lives
As a woman, if I choose a man or a bear, I will choose a man. It’s basically a life-or-death situation question that these people don’t get. (Or maybe they do have a fetish because of Balder's Gate 3.) I couldn’t even imagine if these people had ever seen or heard about Grizzly Man/Timothy Treadwell's lost audio.
I guess a lot of them never seen a bear in a real life. Their paws can be the size of average person's head. Also, someone calculated that encounter with a bear has 50 times higher chance of not ending well than with a man who more likely would jump into women's help even if it would endanger him.
I was just about to mention that audio. I’ve heard a woman’s screams after finding out her daughter was killed by a drunk driver, but that doesn’t haunt me nearly as much as hearing him being torn apart alive 😰
If i had to choose to be "unconsentually surprise sexy time" or mauled by a bear, the grape is much less painful and i live. A bear takes hours to "unalive" you because they're not as efficient "deleters" as carnivores. Theyre omnivores which means they just hold you down and slowly take bites of you as you're still alive.
@@NightimeInDeepSpaceStatistics don't lie, it's people like you that lie about statistics though. I hope you would choose the bear too, let nature clean her trash herself.
@@NightimeInDeepSpace the stats do lie in this instance. Most people are around men every day? That's substantially more interactions with men on a regular basis than bears. They don't even compare dude. Don't bring stats into this when you don't know anything about how statistics work. You can definitely lie with stats.
@@NightimeInDeepSpacethat's not how stats work. There are infinitely more encounters with men on a daily basis that do not go south compared to actual encounters with bears in the wild.
In her mind, yes. To these women every man is a gross manipulative attacker and she does not have a positive experience with any of them. Not her father, not her male cohorts, not any male extended family. In her world a man would recognize that she is alone and in danger and capitalize, whereas a bear is a wild animal with no such agenda. She thinks she knows what a man will do, hunt her down and defile her (a fate she believes worse than death, which she also believes comes after the defiling, or "worse", doesn't)
She thinks she does Thats the real problem, every woman thinks they're a 12 when really men just don't have the ridiculously high standards of women Most men can settle for a 4-10 But for women its only 8-12 and you need to start at an 8 then work yourself up with money looks a career and a house If you don't have any of those she'll leave you for the next guy with a grade above yours
Old joke: Division of wildlife has new guidelines to avoid bear attacks. Hikers are encouraged to wear bells on their shoes and carry pepper spray. They also encourage hikers to know the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces has berries and fur in it. Grizzly bear feces smells like pepper and has little bells in it.
I'd rather be in the woods with a bear. At least I have protection for bears in the form of a 10mm. I don't have any protections from the false allegations of a women.
Here the real Tictok question Would you rather....... Fight a Bear!!! Or Fight a Woman in court against a false grape allegation charge.... I think we all know what were picking. 😂
Call me Randy Orton, because I’m gonna RKO outta nowhere that bear. You’re not winning a false grape allegation unless you got video, sworn testimony from your lawyer, your childhood best friend to stand as a character witness, your female family members, and your own mother to defend your character.
I actually go hiking a couple times a week, and people are much friendlier in the woods than in the city. Everyone says hi when you pass each other, and yes, women included. They often say hi first. I think a lot of these people never leave the house.
@@ShoggothsAwayall the guys I know who hike are the chillest dudes in the world because they know there is something outside of the collective mindset of cities and that none of what we think about each other actually matter at all
In the wild there is a team spirit because you could have to rely upon anyone regardless of if you like them or not. The biggest noobs can be spotted right away because they still cling upon all the abstracts. A guy that is used to live in the wild just ditches it all. In fact most of these people need to go back to spend a weekend or a night in nature to regenerate after a week of work or living around cities. Two colleagues of mine do exactly that and randomly go sleeping in the woods. They can't stand people being petty for too long and just spare themselves their crap. They have in common to have a great agency about themselves and they don't value people's opinions too much. As a reasult they are often happy. They also happen to be musicians.
@@NKWittmann Dude, I want to get into camping and hiking so bad but my job is too demanding and I just can't get away. I have an interview tomorrow and if I get the job I'm gonna' be spending a lot of weekends in a tent somewhere.
"you can punch a bear in the nose, and it will probably run away from you" I remember watching a video where a guy shot a double barrel shotgun point-blank at the face of a bear, and the bare was stunned for like 5 seconds, before getting up unharmed, i will never EVER believe that punching a bear in the nose is going to scare it away.
imagine being a 60kg woman whos probably never been in an actual fight in her life before thinking she could at least hold off a 400kg bear. like the fur and skin is probably so thick that even if you had a lead pipe it wouldnt even feel it
As a man I’d also pick a bear…imagine having to take care of a woman in the middle of the forest. Having to get food and water, build shelter and protect them from harm.
@@DonVigaDeFierro It was originally implied in the social contract. That being you protected society and were productive, and as a result could have a wife and children. Now the social contract is broken, thus you aren't obligated to follow it. Do what's in your best interest, friend.
Honestly I'd go instead for the Russian 19 year old who was attacked with her father while camping. She ran for 70 meters before it caught her, crippled her, then went to get its cubs. We know this because during this incident she called her mother begging for help. Her mother got to hear her daughter being eaten alive. It took nearly an hour from the first call to the last, where she had finally bled out after the bears had eaten their fill and left.
Imagine thinking punching a bear in the nose is more effective than punching a man in the nose. Imagine thinking bear pepper spray chases off a bear but not a man.
She has no concept of what bears really are. Even black bears, which are rather pathetic in the bear world, are frequently over 250 pounds. Brown bears and grizzly bears are frequently over 600 pounds. Imagine a slab of fur and meat weighing half a ton and towering at over 8 feet tall, and thinking it's still better than a man and that you can fight it off.
Brown and grizzly are primarily herbivores though, who occasionally eat fish. Black bears are predatory and actively stalk and chase live mammals to eat. Why "playing dead" does not work with black bear.
"The polar bear (Ursus maritimus) is a large bear native to the Arctic and nearby areas. It is closely related to the brown bear, and the two species can interbreed. The polar bear is the largest extant species of bear and land carnivore, with adult males weighing 300-800 kg (660-1,760 lb)." The Ice-bear, as we call them here in Iceland, sometimes drift over her from Greenland on icebergs, during harsh winters. They are the Apex-predator of the Northern-hemisphere,, a fully grown male can dwarf even a Siberian Tiger. Over the 1.000 years or so we have written documentation, more than 500 bears are known to have come here. We have killed every last one of them, and before the introduction of firearms, that was no easy task! You are correct, modern women have no idea, no concept, no frame of reference of just how sheltered from the reality of life they truly are.
We haven't had to deal with leopards, hyenas, and megalania for so long we as a species have forgotten what it's like to not be at the top of the food chain.
I came across a post where the poster asks: "If bears are so dangerous, why do they have cute round ears?" followed by a pic of a bears head focused on the ears. This is why darwinism is a thing.
*'Bear attacks are normally due to mother bears being very protective of their young'* Liberal women : trying to feed the cubs puberty blockers and carry them off to drag storytime.
"On this episode of Survivor: Men Vs Women, we had to intervene when one of the female contestants tried to argue with a hungry bear, and her team mates abandoned her screaming when it attacked her!"
I was attacked by a small black bear. I was beating it with a 5 gallon bucket filled with garden soil on it's her head. My dog was on it's back. The only reason it turned back was her cubs were left in my garage (which she broke into). I couldn't stop it. My neighbors called the police because they though someone was being murdered. When the police showed up they didn't want to leave their car. I'm very lucky I wasn't hurt, or maybe killed. But there was no reasoning with it, especially since her cubs were there.
@@juddzimmermann328 What's funny is that since it's usually the mother bears that are the most dangerous, you can technically flip the whole situation around and say "I would much rather be in the woods with a man than a woman!" (referring to female bears)
The problem with the bear in the woods is that you can’t compare the statistics because women encounter men every day. How many bears are any of us seeing on a daily basis?
Right? Even if women didn’t talk or interact with men everyday think about how many men they pass walking down the street, in their cubicles at work, riding the bus. These mfs are acting like they encounter bears as much as they encounter a human man
There is a movie about some surfer dude from California who thought Grizzly bears are his friends......fast-forward. He and his girlfriend both got killed and eaten by an old grumpy bear. They found the wristwatch of the guy in the bear's stomach, amongst other parts.....
Well everyone knows that bears understand what "no" means and men don't, duh. Why else would men go around cat calling, sexually harrasing, and r wording woman on a daily basis?
These ladies clearly haven't seen The Revenant, and it shows. If Leonardo Dicaprio's character barely survived the bear attack in that movie, then what makes them think they're gonna survive?
I swear I had this conversation the other day with my sister in law. A bear!? The smallest cutest bear - the koala - will mess your life up. A bear-bear will eat you while your alive. That's the way they like it. You cannot be that stupid. You cannot.
Im assuming "bear" accounts both genders. If a mama bear catches someone in the vicinity of her cubs, she won't be aggressive to chase you away. She will eliminate you and make damn sure you will NEVER be a threat. The delulus are insane.
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Gundam being able to eat things other than gone off tuna is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
Hey did you eat your two bags of packaged tuna yet.
*No worries, ladies!* Us guys don't wanna be stranded in the wilderness with you either. Haha.
i suppose it gets it out the way
"There are protocols in place" she says, as if the human/bear treaty was signed 1000 years ago that says "If a lost girl is waving her arms, don't eat her."
don't you know? it was one of the reason Ceaser was deleted he wouldn't sign.😆
really doubt she has ever been in the woods in her life, let alone woods with real bears. Watches some videos calls it protocols now.
she's an idiot trying to sound intelligent but doesn't know the definitions of words. "objectively," "rationalized with," "protocols," "privilege" of stopping the bear, and other words that are blatantly incorrect choices for the concept she's trying to communicate. Doesn't even know what "reason" means.
When the Great Bear War ended, we had to sign a treaty before we destroyed each other completely
yeah bears always follow protocol, they are very polite animals
These women have never been stuck in the woods ever in their life. 100% guarantee if they were stuck in the woods, they would run to the first man they saw.
And we'd send back to feed the bears one less cnt to deal with in this world as no amount of work will reverse the brainwashing that's been done with feminazism.
@@StackSnackies nah, they think their local park with a cluster of trees is the woods, and anywhere you can't immediately see a house on the other side is the "deep wilderness"
Ranger in woods being chased by apparently crazy lady: "Yogi! Help me!"
So true
~That's what I said. 99% of these women are from cities, literally have never touched grass in their lives, nor been in "The woods" in their lives....
Bears Going Their Own Way, Grizzle Grizzle.
Then the female bears are going to have a problem, and try to shame them.
@@Kal_g based
@@TPFB129Female bears can be more aggressive and dangerous then male bears.
So that part tracks with humans too.
Bgtow
DAH BEARS! DAH BULLS!
"If a bear is attacking you, you can use bearspray or punch them in the nose."
Both of which men are invulnerable to because of their "Absolute Patriarchy" buff that provide them with immunity to all status ailments and physical attacks.
Also, I'm pretty sure that punches and bearspray works on most men as well, way better than they work on bears.
"Uhhh excuse you? It's called "Bear" spray for a reason. Obviously this would never work on a man, so ignorant!" Every intellectual woman that gave very serious thought to this quandary🙄
Hey look he rolled a critical!
I think you guys are forgetting that bears have significantly more sensitive noses and eyes than humans, pepper spray should be more than enough to put them in serious pain. It's what the bear decides to do with that pain that matters.
@@williansnobre This is funny because there is no report of people doing that, surviving in a predatory encounter.
Being maulled by a bear: 😂
Hearing women talk for a minute: 💀
"Just punch the bear in the nose."
*The bear pins her down and starts mauling her arm*
"He must be a mastermind of the highest order."
@@flarestorm9417 Yeah... some people are so gone nowadays, it's no longer funny. Because once you realize you have titans of intellect around you, being dangerous to themselves and YOU as well? Scary.
Yeah a 5.5 person can fight a bear 😂
Stronk independent wahmen, but at the same time, the poor victims of the big bad patriarchy that ushered them into Civilization from the Stone Age. Complete ingrates.
@@crash4267 I mean, anyone can fight a bear. The hard part is surviving that fight
Some women don't live in reality
Some?
"some" lol
@@IchbinX Literally beat me to it
@@IchbinX based
This is whamanism 101. If there is no problem they will make one. Meanwhile most other people man or woman with a full functioning brain are problem solvers not problem makers.
I kind of respect these women choosing the bear. For the first time, they're offering to treat someone to a meal.
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Slay, king. 😆
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women: Why so many men are attracted to AI girlfriends?!
Also women: Bear
Both equally sad.
Na @@Unfazed1888
Once they can put an AI girlfriend into a robot body women it will be over for them. No more simps willing to spend thousands for just the tiniest of chances to get a whiff of pooniti. Once we get artificial wombs the two genders will separate into 2 different species. And I don't think the female one will live for long, running itself into the ground very soon.
Why are so many women attracted to bad boys?
Als women: Men bad!
my niece brought up the bear vs man scenario recently and acted shocked that i immediately said "the man, duh"
she started in on how men are more of a threat to women than bears.....as she was getting dressed in an outfit that looked like it was designed for street walking, to go get wasted in a club full of "predatory men".....
like girl, if you don't gtfoh with that bs, lol you walk around practically naked in front of men all the time, but I don't see her exploring bear caves with beef jerky in her pockets
Women killed Chivalry. Now just leave them to the bear.
facts
I almost feel sorry for the bear.
@@Nyet-ZdyesDon't be, the bear will be happy for the free lunch.
@@johnsmith361Nah the bear would try offing itself, because the woman wants to see its manager.
Yes, please! Just leave us alone. Thank you.
The punch in the nose is for sharks, not bears... Punching a bear in the nose will get your arms ripped off from your body while the bear eats you alive.
Yeah, don't that to a bear. That'll just piss them off more.
Brian Blessed once punched a Polar Bear in the nose
Just thought you should know
I've seen it work on video. But it was a kick and the dude had the high ground. Either way very lucky. If the bear wasn't trying to climb up rocks to get him he likely wouldn't even be able to hit its nose
A little while ago a woman in Australia was attacked by a Great White shark. Her husband punched it in the eye until it let her go. So there's a real life man v wildlife choice. I thought the Aussie punching a kangaroo to protect his dog was impressive, but taking on a Great White, Jesus!
Shh...they don't care about reality.
Chicks will deadass say they can "reason" with a bear like they are the BEAR WHISPERER.
and we all know most of these people have never met a single bear in their lives, let alone looked into the general rules around the main bears that even exist. they'd give the wrong signals to the bear and if they are lucky would past tense swiftly.
The meme has solidified for me that the average western "independent" woman is so far detached from reality, and there's zero hope of reasoning with them.
Anyone who actually believes they are safer with a bear and not just piling on the meme for the painfully obvious reason of mask-off misandry is saying more about the current state of feminism than I ever possibly could.
Take any woman who says this and put them in the woods and encounter a bear. The very FIRST thing they are going to be looking and screaming for is a man to help them.
i've seen a few Disney movies, how hard can it be??
Even bear whisperers get mauled to death.
@@DarkCT Swiftly? Bears start eating their prey alive and frequently start with the legs.
false acusations should be an automatic sentence of the crime wrongly accused.
Thinking with all the brain power of an ameba
That would mean punishing Women for their bad behaviour. Cant do that. Sorry mate.
@@MrBitterestTexasJust wait until a woman falsely accuses you
@@FishareFriendsNotFood972 Accountability is your kriptonite.
@@raidenstark4964
I take it you missed the incredibly obvious sarcasm?
I had an alphabet coworker falsely accuse me of grotesque things which led to a multiple months long investigation that eventually resulted in the determination that I never did anything wrong and there was no evidence to any of her claims.
Even after the investigation cleared me I was still looked at questioningly by management afterward, my career was completely halted, and there was never any punishment for the false accusations. Because she's alphabet mafia. So she's protected.
Later discovered she did this to someone else she didn't like at her previous employer as well.
Society tells these people they're infallible, and it goes to their heads.
It's disgusting.
Always work with extreme caution around people with mental illnesses
Probably not entirely correct nowadays…because some join that group *to get power*. They were bad apples long before they joined.
(And they sit on HR panels)
At least you have integrity, you will get farther in life than that person ever will my brother, hopefully enough time has passed or you moved on to some better job.
She is part of the protect LG"VY" so she is socially untouchable.
All we had to do was not give them the right to m?rry but no, we gaslight ourselves it would be fine
"A bear can be reasoned with." No, no they can't. Bears lack prudence.
😂
I wonder what reasoning she would use. You're on the bears turf, you have no means of defending yourself, you'd be a tasty meal. What piece of Ciceronian rhetoric are you going to use to convince this bear not to do what's easiest, obvious and natural to it?
"Bears, isn't your behavior privileged and problematic towards marginalized groups? You're really creating a toxic and exclusionary environment."
Bears: "RAWRARARAR!"
@@moresnacksplease526 ah yes, the sound of toxic behavior. :D
@@marhawkman303 Bears feel ashamed when it’s pointed out
The first and last time I hiked with a group, I had an asthma attack at the top of the mountain. If it wasn't for a couple of guys who hiked down with me (3 hours) and refused to leave me behind, I'd have gotten lost, and would have been stuck with a forest full of bears (it was spring time in the pacific northwest.) My girl friends ditched me because it started raining heavily when we got to the top. So, yeah, I'll choose to be stuck with a man in the woods rather than a bear or my girl friends. Lesson learned.
Reasons/experiences like this is why as a woman I have trouble trusting other women… If I was in your hiking group I’d definitely walk back down with you (rain be damned).
if they abandoned a "friend" with asthma for any reason, they are not really "friends"
I hope you're not friends with those people anymore.
@@marcogenovesi8570she said they were female. Women will eagerly give their friends bad advice if it results in drama they can talk about.
~Na chill, don't you know, the bear would give you CPR and nurse you back to health?`
That's horrible your "Friends' left you.
That first woman is confused, every single "advice" on a bear isn't for bears. The punch the nose is against sharks not bears.
Well the waving your arms thing is true but depends on what kind of bear you're dealing with
I'm out here flexing like prime Schwarzenegger since women think I'm scarier than a bear
Noice.
I don’t believe that they’re actually afraid of men by saying that. It’s just trendy to dunk on guys in general through social media. What they’re regurgitating is merely a childish luxury belief, really.
@@Dinoslay oh absolutely, but might as well use it to stoke my own ego
"honey, would you still love me if I were a bear?"
- Albert Einstein
Based
"I'd be much less scared by a bear than a man who wants to grope me."
Lady, this is real life, not Baldur's Gate 3.
😂
Perfect.
HAHAHAHAHA!! Perfect!
Never screw with a bear unless you're Russian or Heihachi Mishima.
@dragonlordpeter9006 these are white women we're talking here; they'll sleep with Ursadae, Canines, and Simians.
"A bear can be reasoned with." Maybe she can put this to the test and go try it out.
They say “bears don’t always attack” … ok? Neither do men wtf? A nga could just like camping or hiking. Why’re they acting like we’re all the irl version of Judge Holden?
I’m assuming she only goes to female run businesses and has no interaction with men day to day.
"i was gonna gobble this chick but then she initiated the dreaded HAND WAVING PROTOCOL and had to immediately abort mission"
@@settame1 I wouldn't wanna interact with her either
I would watch a video of that
''hah i'd rather meet a bear in the woods because men are so dangerous'' she said as she continued to willingly live amongst men for some reason.
99% of rapes of women are by men. Majority of murders of women are by men. Bears are not murdering and raping us.
Men are inescapable as they make up so much of the population, unfortunately, so it's not willingly for me.
The Man Vs Bear question is the perfect example of why universal suffrage is a mistake.
Perfect example of the fact that logic is just impossible for some people.
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It reminds me of the gorilla vs grizzly bear debate.
Truly an awful mistake.
We should correct it at once.
Yes...all downhill since we let them start voting...
I guarantee you, none of these women were ever touched.
Oh they have been touched, "touched by an angel" .urban dictionary for those who don't know.
Touched in the head.
And WILL never
By a bear right? Right?
Stronk independent wahmen, but at the same time, the poor victims of the big bad patriarchy that ushered them into Civilization from the Stone Age.
The fact that she fully believes that a large *(300-800lbs Female, 400-1200lbs Male)* hungry wild animal with razor sharp claws, equally sharp teeth, and the strength of 10 men can be “reasoned with” or even fended off is laughably insane. If a bear wants to eat you, it’s going to eat you… unless you get UNBELIEVABLY LUCKY and have the mental fortitude to spray the bear in the right place before it’s torn your arm off..
The irony is that they accuse men of behaving like a bear: an animal without reason and simply acts on impulse.
Women aren't all dead or in cages precisely because men control themselves.
If she was talking about a Black Bear specifically, those are generally pretty timid and can be scared off (unless it thinks you're going at its cubs, bears are bears after all), but not all bears are Black Bears, Grizzlys for instance are more than happy to snack on a person, and they've got all the strength and confidence to do it.
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarineif a black bear decided that it wanted to eat a human it most likely could, that's not a fight most people are likely to win, they are still incredibly strong and dangerous.
'just wave your arms sis, that will scare it'
@@seribelz Yas! So the bear has at least some entertainment before Dinner.
I have heard that voice recording of the bear guy and his girlfriend being ripped apart by Bears they studied for years and years. They thought they knew Bears. But please let them woman try...
I’m a victim of SA and physical/mental abuse at the hands of 2 women I’ve dated. I don’t talk about it because people don’t believe me or belittle me half the time. I haven’t dated in almost a year and half (ever since I broke up with my last ex, a diagnosed psycho who stopped taking her meds 6 months before we dated and knowingly gave me a thankfully curable STD) because I’m terrified that a woman I might be vulnerable and comfortable around has been planning to use me for everything I have. I was raised to never hit or manhandle a women unless my life is in danger, so I never defended myself. Listening to this debate is utterly insulting to people like me, and logically unsound. It’s dripping with misandry. And at the end of the day, it’s a debate between an animal (bear) that has no capacity for cruelty for cruelty’s sake Vs an animal (human) that does have the capacity for cruelty for cruelty’s sake. It’s not a fair comparison, nor does it make any sense. A predator is a predator, and will only ever be interested in its own wants/needs, no matter the species.
Women saying they are afraid of men are not invalidating that men can be afraid of women. I am sorry that happened to you, and it's completely understandable that you need to heal and would have trepidation around dating. Don't invalidate women who have been SA'd because you need to make sure you're believed. Women believe you. We get it.
@@FishareFriendsNotFood972You have been on multiple comments trying to justify women choosing the bear. Not a single word of your comment is genuine.
@@Blaze_Shadowflame I'm sorry you have such trust issues. I can believe in systemic sexism against women and also believe men can be victims.
@FishareFriendsNotFood972 You also believe that punishing women who make false claims is "thinking with the brainpower of an ameba (sic)." So clearly, you don't think men can be victims.
@FishareFriendsNotFood972 You also believe that punishing women that make false charges is "thinking with the brain power of an ameba (sic)."
Weird how the argument for picking Bear is that they can use self-defense against it. But when it's a man self-defense just magically is not an option? What happened to that bear spray she was talking about? A man will have to be on enough drugs to be experiencing the 8th dimension for bear spray to not affect him.
You heards a lady. A man will still do a woman even if his appendege is lost. Dont know how or why, but i trust the science /s
I am a woman and I live right next to the woods. Granted, it's not America, but I'd certainly choose the man over the bear. I see people in the woods all the time and they don't do anything, they usually walk their dogs, forage mushrooms or just take an offroad walk. We greet each other and that's it.
As opposed to a bear who will only approach a human when he's either bored or hungry. I don't wish to be a play toy or food for a brown bear.
@@Zedrapazia the one time I would pick the bear is I’d rather take my chances with the lone male bear vs the female mother bear protecting her cubs lol
Not to mention a man actually trying to grape someone is wasting effort trying to grab and undress her, meanwhile the bear is cl@wing and bi+ing into her and further reducing her ability to escape.
Also not to mention that no matter how many decades of media pr0p@g@nda tries to br@inwash us to think otherwise, a slow p@infu| game over is still vastly worse than grape.
But why am I using logic? Women don't care about logic.
@@Zedrapazia do you really need to rationalize your answer in so much detail? The only REAL answer for this question is this: "is this a real question? are you making fun of me?"
Black bears are known to be cowards, and you CAN scare them off easily, that is true - BUT - both Brown bears AND Grizzly bears are NOT cowards, and both of them can and will end you, and eat you right up! What will you do when faced with one of those? What are the "protocols" you will follow then?
They can run faster than you, they can climb trees just like you, and they do NOT see you as a friend, OR as a threat! You are just...lunch.
With the sorry state of nowadays people physical development, I'd argue the bear can climb better than most people.
I lost it as soon as she said "protocols"
Funny enough Black Bears are the safest to be around but they are still dangerous. Every other bear would tear a human limb from limb
The only protocol for an encounter with a Grizzly or Brown Bear is praying that they don't see or care about you and hoping you brought a gun.
Because obviously they're talking about Panda bears. Duh. /s
I love how they overwhelming vote for and defend men being in their bathrooms and locker rooms, and vote to disarm themselves, yet have this argument. It's for show, it's not a real argument.
They are not to be taken seriously. Letting them vote was a mistake
People are starting to wake up to the biggest mistake we've ever made.
Yes
The contradictions, just like calling people nazis and then protesting against Israel, just show that they have no core values, no morality, and are just literally programmed to follow whichever trend they're told to.
And the difference is that those men wear dresses.
Or say they are other than male.
Many radfem new men nature and don’t trans women because they are men.
"You can use bear spray or punch it in the nose."
Lady I doubt you could hit a bear hard enough for it to care as it is eating you alive.
A bear isn't likely to attack or eat a human. They tend to be very avoidant. Also you don't even have to physically hit it if you use bear spray
@@justananonymouspotato cry harder you know nothing
@@Finia-vj3lx Says the one who just disregarded everything I said in favor of "cry harder you know nothing".
@justananonymouspotato stop saying this, you are completely clueless.
@@angelhr79 About what? It's an objective fact; bears are more predictable than men. They don't tend to interact with humans and they're less likely to approach you compared to a man. And what exactly am I clueless about?
6:13 "Even violence can't stop them"
Also her: "You can punch a bear on the nose"
And I thought women were as physically capable as men 😂
If only she truly knew how strong and fast a bear truly is. If men were stronger than that. man.
@@Sikorsky1111Yeah basically don't matter what size you guy you are you get snapped like a twig and your bones used as a toothpick
"The bear can be reasoned with" "There are protocols in place" - and she gest to vote.
Yah there has to be some kind of cognitive test to vote these days with what some people are spewing 😵💫
Starship Troopers had it right. People should work in service to their community to gain the vote.
Theres a counter meme and its accurate. Ofcouse many women prefer bear. Over six foot, cappable of domestic violence, lets them take the kids at divorce. And they think they can tame them.
She's thinking 'I can fix him'.
Alot of bears are also black/ brown
If the bear made 6 figures it would be their perfect ideal mate.
Calls it her preference being dommed today, only it becomes abuse next week when shes bored of you.
WILD to reframe men abandoning their own children as 'letting' women have the kids, lolololol. Stay delulu sweetie.
Women assume the bear is just going to lecture them on Forest Fires and leave.
Men have created a world so safe BEARS and WOLVES are no longer a perceived threat. We did it guys 👏 👏 👏
Here in the UK we used to have wolves and bears in the wild then we hunted them to extinction we made our countryside safer to walk in and camp which side of the genital variety do you think did that
They are a threat. Just LESS of a threat. That's the point of the question.
Cuck
@@norsebrony346 probably the ladies wandering into the woods and punching bears in the nose and using other “bear protocol” to neutralize the threat /s
Remember when we used bears to test how competent the hunters are?
I think Al Bundy said it best, "I don't need to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other".
And Ted Bundy showed how dumb and easily manipulated they are
"Women. Can't live with em,...the end."
One of my favorite Bundy-isms.
@@dutchielander2478 I think that one's Ted Bundy.
If that ain’t the truth
Love and marriage, love and marriage....thanks for getting this song stuck in my head, it's been awhile.
Crazy modern day woman: “Bears can be reasoned with.”
Tell that to Timothy Treadwell.
Punching a Bear in the Nose will NOT save You... It will not...
Change the question to 'black man' they will all change their answer
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
Oof thats so true though
Valid. Is there a Venn diagram of misandry and racism? Because you’re really can’t choose to be black or a man. At least serious people can’t.
They will hate him, for he speaks the truth.
None of these women have ever been to the woods.
My SIL who said she would rather encounter a bear got upset that I countered, that I'd rather help a man in the woods than a woman. Because the woman might falsely accuse me of SA.
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As a woman, I’d rather be stuck in the woods with a man than a woman as well. You ever saw the women on Survivor?
You dropped this 👑
That British woman in Romania tried to take a selfie with a bear. She found out which was more dangerous, after a man called a doctor had to sew her arm back together.
Obviously the man. If they can sew limbs back on then who knows what else they're capable of /s
Bear most likely won't bother you if you leave it alone. It only attacks for survival.
@@justananonymouspotato Do you really want to take that chance with an animal that cannot reason? An animal that can snap your spine with one swipe of its paws?
@@ian_ford If it means I'm not at risk of being SA'd or tortured or worse, then yes.
Bears are more predictable than men.
@@justananonymouspotato gl
Let them live in the woods with the bears. Let us see how long bears put up with their bullshit 😂
Skyrim taught me well about the Bears
Wait till the women have their rags LOL
No, these people need to be kept out of the woods. I don't need them ruining them along with everything else.
Suggest it to Mr Beast. He does weird games and contests all the time.
Poor bears won't be able to hibernate because the women won't shut up...😪
No no, I agree with these women. I too would rather they get stuck in the woods with bears and no men to save them.
I also believe in Darwinism sir!
Yea I’m thinking let them have this one and let the bear get a budget of Xanax popping wine moms.
1. Situations like these happen when you don't shut the person who's about to say something stupid up.
2. There's something to say about a society that is so comfortable. The women in that society can openly disrespect and disregard their men.
3. Try to reason with bear when the woman is on her cycle. It will end perfectly
Given the choice between being stuck in a forest with a Feminist of a Bear I'd for sure choose the Bear.
1. The Bear will not nag me about bad statistics on income.
2. The Bear will not harass me for simply being a Human Male.
3. The Bear will not falsely allege r4p3 against me.
4. The Bear will not get the Government to forcibly take 40% of my wages to pay for the Bear's stupid life-choices.
... shall I go on?
yes, please do
pls be stuck with the bear
@@leratoratoo-s1z Since you'll be stuck with box-wine and cats I guess I still win!
Now ask them to choose between a billionaire and a bear and watch the magic happen.
The catch is that it's actually a billion bears
I spit coffee well played
Bows backwards in Spanish and with extra cheese areyegahtoe cohmpahdreh ( non comical or racial translation) "Thanks ma ni-
@@ElShmoltieMcknoltie Ger this made me mad...
“A bear can be reasoned with…”
Unbelievable. Reason is exactly what separates people from animals. Animals don’t have the capacity for reason; just instinct.
And instincts resume to eat and fk 🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like women.
To be fair, black bears could get scared from you making loud noises and jumping around. NOW BROWN BEARS......THATS ANOTHER STORY
Monsters are real, some of the animals out there are gigantic
Just hope you don't run into the warrior of the jungle, The Sloth bear
Polar bears are even worse. If one is in front of you that means it was premeditated.
Grizzly bears…cancel your plans LOL💀
Yeah, Black Bears may be pushovers but Brown Bears have no qualms mauling you if it decides it doesn't like the look of ya
As a man living in Northern Canada hearing the sentence "A bear can be reasoned with" makes me question how we made it this far as a species.
We are doomed.
I pray for the Asteroid.
I feel sorry for the innocent asteroid.
But what about the poor wild BEARS!!! 🐻 🐻 🐻
Bear Jihad would be peak apocalypse material.
Asteroid? I pray for f'ing Apocalypse
I mean...bear used to eat people like that and made us stronger and smarter as a species, now people don't ever face those dangers which is why human beings have been losing brain mass little by little. On average, our brains are smaller than they used to be before modern technology took hold.
100% the same people who go to Yellowstone and try to get selfies with wild animals because they're not carnivores... and end up getting maimed/mauled/gored, or at the very least left scared for their lives
I like the ones that just walk up to the Bison. I'd say they think they're like cows, but a bull will gut you just as quick.
@@debanydoombringer1385 We always called Bison "Assault Cows".
@@Cowboycomando54semi automatic assault cows!?
@@mobbs6426 No, FULL AUTO.
@@Cowboycomando54 No one should have BULL AUTO ASSAULT COWS, I'm calling for common sense cattle control.
As a woman, if I choose a man or a bear, I will choose a man. It’s basically a life-or-death situation question that these people don’t get. (Or maybe they do have a fetish because of Balder's Gate 3.)
I couldn’t even imagine if these people had ever seen or heard about Grizzly Man/Timothy Treadwell's lost audio.
I guess a lot of them never seen a bear in a real life. Their paws can be the size of average person's head. Also, someone calculated that encounter with a bear has 50 times higher chance of not ending well than with a man who more likely would jump into women's help even if it would endanger him.
I was just about to mention that audio. I’ve heard a woman’s screams after finding out her daughter was killed by a drunk driver, but that doesn’t haunt me nearly as much as hearing him being torn apart alive 😰
"A bear can be reasoned with"
Whatever it is these kids are taking, it needs to be regulated.
Soooo, you are saying there is a chance?
Skibidi edge rizz.
My head just exploded at that - in what world can a bear be *reasoned* with??????????????????/
@@incurableromantic4006 I laughed to hard, so suddenly I scared my dog.
I'd wonder what they're giving the bears, since they apparently can understand humans enough to reason with them
i rather stuck with a bear than a woman because at least i could wrestle it and have 0.1% chance of winning
After a minute of being exposed to a woman the bear would choose death.
Of her
If i had to choose to be "unconsentually surprise sexy time" or mauled by a bear, the grape is much less painful and i live. A bear takes hours to "unalive" you because they're not as efficient "deleters" as carnivores. Theyre omnivores which means they just hold you down and slowly take bites of you as you're still alive.
bears arent even hunter predatar like wolf, right?
they either hunt fish by waiting, or jus eat dead body, right?
Maybe they think about Pandas
@@poijnve3912 Bears still run faster than the fastest human alive.
@@poijnve3912 Polar bears are predators. They actively hunt humans (the only subspecies of bear that does that).
@@poijnve3912But they’ll still eat you if they’re hungry. And they don’t care if your alive or dead while doing so
These people have absolutely no idea how violent the real world is.
They do that's why they choose bear. Statistics don't lie
@@NightimeInDeepSpaceStatistics don't lie, it's people like you that lie about statistics though.
I hope you would choose the bear too, let nature clean her trash herself.
"People" ? You mean women, only women can be sheltered from the world this bad.
@@NightimeInDeepSpace the stats do lie in this instance. Most people are around men every day? That's substantially more interactions with men on a regular basis than bears. They don't even compare dude. Don't bring stats into this when you don't know anything about how statistics work. You can definitely lie with stats.
@@NightimeInDeepSpacethat's not how stats work. There are infinitely more encounters with men on a daily basis that do not go south compared to actual encounters with bears in the wild.
The girl really said “a bear doesnt always attack you”….. does she get attacked by every man she meets? 😂
In her mind, yes. To these women every man is a gross manipulative attacker and she does not have a positive experience with any of them. Not her father, not her male cohorts, not any male extended family. In her world a man would recognize that she is alone and in danger and capitalize, whereas a bear is a wild animal with no such agenda. She thinks she knows what a man will do, hunt her down and defile her (a fate she believes worse than death, which she also believes comes after the defiling, or "worse", doesn't)
Only the police and other women and social expectations can save her from this fate in her mind, things not present within the woods
and every single one says this like a gotcha. "at least with a bear, it might go about its business!!"
She thinks she does
Thats the real problem, every woman thinks they're a 12 when really men just don't have the ridiculously high standards of women
Most men can settle for a 4-10
But for women its only 8-12 and you need to start at an 8 then work yourself up with money looks a career and a house
If you don't have any of those she'll leave you for the next guy with a grade above yours
Funfact: bears will hunt women when the women are in their “c .y. cle” and will eat them from the “area” first.
Also moose do the same thing
@@neoanimegirl well yes. Moose attack people but not because the human is on its period.
Predators are attracted to the smell of blood
Finally, something I have in common with bears.
@@ShoggothsAway 0_0
@@theredknight9314 Guess we know who the *real* Red Knight is now, don't we?
Grizzly is probably less trouble than a modern woman
Old joke:
Division of wildlife has new guidelines to avoid bear attacks. Hikers are encouraged to wear bells on their shoes and carry pepper spray.
They also encourage hikers to know the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.
Black bear feces has berries and fur in it.
Grizzly bear feces smells like pepper and has little bells in it.
All them chicks who picked the bear have double digit body counts, I guarantee it.
maybe more
Well, they're all gonna add to the bear's body count, that's for sure.
@@faultypillars9697 poor bear has no idea where his food has been
Underrated comment.
Does it bother you? At least they get laid...
“Women don’t even feel safe in death”? She needs to re-read that statement.
Simply put, these ladies are misinformed and they refuse to learn
Natural Selection, Mankind gets rid of stupid people, bears get feed, win-win for everyone.
But we're not supposed to let bears eat trash! Maybe just this time though..
"A bear can be reasoned with"
Go to the zoo and give it a try, honey
set up cameras first!
Stop we lost Harambe and look where it led
@@derigel7662thank you for helping protect whats left of the timeline integrity.
@@derigel7662 #dicksoutforharambe 😭
@@derigel7662 he tried to warn us. RIP Harambe - a real G to the end
I'd rather be in the woods with a bear. At least I have protection for bears in the form of a 10mm. I don't have any protections from the false allegations of a women.
Honey, no woman would ever publicly claim association with you, you're safe.
@@FishareFriendsNotFood972dude clearly you don't know these types of women
@@deaundrehunter3688 Very hard to meet what does not exist 🤣🤣
I mean, you still have a 10 mil, next question is where to find a shovel?
Based
Here the real Tictok question
Would you rather.......
Fight a Bear!!!
Or
Fight a Woman in court against a false grape allegation charge....
I think we all know what were picking. 😂
I can only use a force multiplier in one of those cases
I can carry and use a weapon on a bear for self protection
Yep, Bear. Every. Single. Time.
Dude.
I would WWE a sun bear.
Just don't give me the Sloth; I heard they go for the face😬😬😬
Call me Randy Orton, because I’m gonna RKO outta nowhere that bear.
You’re not winning a false grape allegation unless you got video, sworn testimony from your lawyer, your childhood best friend to stand as a character witness, your female family members, and your own mother to defend your character.
I actually go hiking a couple times a week, and people are much friendlier in the woods than in the city. Everyone says hi when you pass each other, and yes, women included. They often say hi first. I think a lot of these people never leave the house.
Literally everyone I've ever met who hikes regularly says the same thing. I need to get into it. Seems like a hobby that attracts really rad people.
@@ShoggothsAwayall the guys I know who hike are the chillest dudes in the world because they know there is something outside of the collective mindset of cities and that none of what we think about each other actually matter at all
I think people who walk through nature are just in a better mental state in general and therefore more pleasant to be around.
In the wild there is a team spirit because you could have to rely upon anyone regardless of if you like them or not. The biggest noobs can be spotted right away because they still cling upon all the abstracts. A guy that is used to live in the wild just ditches it all. In fact most of these people need to go back to spend a weekend or a night in nature to regenerate after a week of work or living around cities. Two colleagues of mine do exactly that and randomly go sleeping in the woods. They can't stand people being petty for too long and just spare themselves their crap. They have in common to have a great agency about themselves and they don't value people's opinions too much. As a reasult they are often happy. They also happen to be musicians.
@@NKWittmann Dude, I want to get into camping and hiking so bad but my job is too demanding and I just can't get away. I have an interview tomorrow and if I get the job I'm gonna' be spending a lot of weekends in a tent somewhere.
"you can punch a bear in the nose, and it will probably run away from you" I remember watching a video where a guy shot a double barrel shotgun point-blank at the face of a bear, and the bare was stunned for like 5 seconds, before getting up unharmed, i will never EVER believe that punching a bear in the nose is going to scare it away.
Bears are why the .500 Winchester Magnum exists.
It reminds me of that Robert Schimmel joke about punching a shark in the face
imagine being a 60kg woman whos probably never been in an actual fight in her life before thinking she could at least hold off a 400kg bear. like the fur and skin is probably so thick that even if you had a lead pipe it wouldnt even feel it
Maybe a black bear. Those are a lot more skiddish and small. Grizzlies and other bears, forget it.
@@nemesisalex9424 skittish*
Technically if you run into a random woman in the woods you run away before they can identify you and make a false accusation.
As a man I’d also pick a bear…imagine having to take care of a woman in the middle of the forest. Having to get food and water, build shelter and protect them from harm.
And after you save her, you get convicted with grape... becaje she felt unsafe with you.
That's the thing, you don't have to. You could just leave the woods on your own. I have a Garmin on my wrist that connects to satellites on command.
@@Albus_Rex I keep a bear in my truck in case I get lost in the woods
I don't remember signing any form where it says that I'm responsible for every wahman's safety around me.
@@DonVigaDeFierro It was originally implied in the social contract. That being you protected society and were productive, and as a result could have a wife and children. Now the social contract is broken, thus you aren't obligated to follow it. Do what's in your best interest, friend.
"It's a wild brown bear. It will maul you!"
"I can change him!"
🤣
" but I LOVE him🥺"
"He's just being a weirdo 🙄😉"
"I left my CD's in his cave! 😭"
He still has my other exes jacket it smells like both of them now 🥺
I don't know what's funnier, a woman thinking she's safer with a bear in the woods, or Gundam explaining why it makes no sense.
The bear question was an IQ test and a lot of women failed.
I got a notification 1 minute after post. The world is ending
The video has tons of bears in it so they thought it was harmless.
@@VioletDeathRei Or they were hoping for some more BG3 bear on man action.
That scene from "The Revenant" is a great depiction on how sudden and brutal a real life bear attack would actually be.
Yep "The Revenant" is probably the most realistic thing I seen to how a bear would actually act like in a bear attack.
Yeah, but there probably thinking about BG3, 😂😂😂😂😂 bear scene.
@@lovely1762 Yeah, I was thinking that too. X3
Honestly I'd go instead for the Russian 19 year old who was attacked with her father while camping. She ran for 70 meters before it caught her, crippled her, then went to get its cubs.
We know this because during this incident she called her mother begging for help. Her mother got to hear her daughter being eaten alive. It took nearly an hour from the first call to the last, where she had finally bled out after the bears had eaten their fill and left.
@@lovely1762 dang I'm way off I was thinking along the lines of midsomar
Imagine thinking punching a bear in the nose is more effective than punching a man in the nose. Imagine thinking bear pepper spray chases off a bear but not a man.
She has no concept of what bears really are. Even black bears, which are rather pathetic in the bear world, are frequently over 250 pounds. Brown bears and grizzly bears are frequently over 600 pounds. Imagine a slab of fur and meat weighing half a ton and towering at over 8 feet tall, and thinking it's still better than a man and that you can fight it off.
Brown and grizzly are primarily herbivores though, who occasionally eat fish. Black bears are predatory and actively stalk and chase live mammals to eat. Why "playing dead" does not work with black bear.
"The polar bear (Ursus maritimus) is a large bear native to the Arctic and nearby areas. It is closely related to the brown bear, and the two species can interbreed. The polar bear is the largest extant species of bear and land carnivore, with adult males weighing 300-800 kg (660-1,760 lb)."
The Ice-bear, as we call them here in Iceland, sometimes drift over her from Greenland on icebergs, during harsh winters. They are the Apex-predator of the Northern-hemisphere,, a fully grown male can dwarf even a Siberian Tiger. Over the 1.000 years or so we have written documentation, more than 500 bears are known to have come here.
We have killed every last one of them, and before the introduction of firearms, that was no easy task!
You are correct, modern women have no idea, no concept, no frame of reference of just how sheltered from the reality of life they truly are.
Or reason with it…..
100lbs worth of bear is a terrifying prospect. These women have no idea what they are talking about.
My prejudiced comment about bears of a certain colour was auto-deleted!
We haven't had to deal with leopards, hyenas, and megalania for so long we as a species have forgotten what it's like to not be at the top of the food chain.
See the idiots reintroducing wolves to ranch areas out west. Or barring mountain lion hunting.
Nah, just women.
Nah, they'll look a cute pictures of that Volker guy cuddling with a cheetah/Hyena at a sanctuary and think they can do it too in the wild.
Humans have been the apex predator on Earth for one million years.
I came across a post where the poster asks: "If bears are so dangerous, why do they have cute round ears?" followed by a pic of a bears head focused on the ears.
This is why darwinism is a thing.
I avoid septum piercings because it instantly makes a woman ugly.
The rings remind me of bull rings and the halfway ones make the person look like they have boogers hanging out off their nose.
I think they might be trying to be ugly 🤔
The nose studs are also gag-inducing.
Any nose piercings are ugly 🤣
*'Bear attacks are normally due to mother bears being very protective of their young'*
Liberal women : trying to feed the cubs puberty blockers and carry them off to drag storytime.
I would love to see a feminist try to reason with a hungry bear.
"On this episode of Survivor: Men Vs Women, we had to intervene when one of the female contestants tried to argue with a hungry bear, and her team mates abandoned her screaming when it attacked her!"
They'd probably just tell the bear their weird fantasies like they do on TikTok.
@@BB-te8tc That would be animal abuse.
Pay per view!
New national sport: Unlocked.
Bears prefer to eat prey that is alive. This person knows nothing. Do NOT take this woman's advice. It will be your doom.
Brown bears, black or polar bears generally don't care.
I was attacked by a small black bear. I was beating it with a 5 gallon bucket filled with garden soil on it's her head. My dog was on it's back. The only reason it turned back was her cubs were left in my garage (which she broke into). I couldn't stop it. My neighbors called the police because they though someone was being murdered. When the police showed up they didn't want to leave their car. I'm very lucky I wasn't hurt, or maybe killed. But there was no reasoning with it, especially since her cubs were there.
@@juddzimmermann328 What's funny is that since it's usually the mother bears that are the most dangerous, you can technically flip the whole situation around and say "I would much rather be in the woods with a man than a woman!" (referring to female bears)
Bears eat meat when they can, dead, or alive. Discovery channel has failed you.
Bears eat meat when they can, dead, or alive. Discovery channel has failed you.
The consequences of living in a post-BG3 world.
If they choose beat they’re the red flag, they’ve already decided to hate all men. They’ll say they don’t but ohhhhh they do.
Misandry is now a competitive online sport. Leave them to the bears. Grizzle Grizzle.
Yeah go ahead and reason with a 500 pounds Grizzly with cubs instead of spending a single moment with an average guy hiking in the woods.
500 pounds! That’s a small bear
@@lordhelwintr283 Well it's average for a male Grizzly, technically a female Grizzly would be around the 350 range.
Ask them, " would you rather be lost in the woods with a bear, or a man of color"?
Check mate
🤣 Gottem!
"Ain't no way you gonna get no brotha in no woods!" - Some Obscure Black Comedian
I like how all these woman suddenly became bear experts overnight
really makes you wonder what crap is rattling around in their heads otherwise
Fun fact. My traditional name (I'm Indian the feather kind) means leader bear so matter what they pick it's still me in the woods.
😂😂
Love it haha
The chosen one
So, you're headdress Indian, not headset Indian? That's what I call the two types.
No, it means if they somehow divert you with bear mace that starts the second phase of the boss fight and you summon the WING BEARS.
The problem with the bear in the woods is that you can’t compare the statistics because women encounter men every day. How many bears are any of us seeing on a daily basis?
Honestly its just best if they move into the woods then the debate can really get settled.
Yeah, and like statistically, more women murder men than bears.
@@no_player_commentary Based
Right? Even if women didn’t talk or interact with men everyday think about how many men they pass walking down the street, in their cubicles at work, riding the bus. These mfs are acting like they encounter bears as much as they encounter a human man
They beat up their barista at Starbucks because they can’t be reasoned with I guess. “How dare you put foam on my cappuccino!”
There is a movie about some surfer dude from California who thought Grizzly bears are his friends......fast-forward. He and his girlfriend both got killed and eaten by an old grumpy bear. They found the wristwatch of the guy in the bear's stomach, amongst other parts.....
Punch the bear in the nose? It's not a fucking shark?
The script was flipped on them in record time with "What race is the man?"
I love how nobody is willing to entertain psy-ops anymore.
It really is one of the dumber psyops
"Well white men are obviously the most dangerous 💅"
@@hiropon2985 The type of Bear makes a big difference, why should the type of man not matter?
@irmiwolf hey man I'm not having this argument. You guys fight all you want I don't have a bear in this race
Doesn't matter. Still bear. This is not difficult.
They suffer at the hands of a few and paint us as villains; we are innocent yet we must pay for the crimes of this folly it’s truly a shameful world.
Women think they can fight off a bear but not a man?
weren't you listening? she said she can reason with the bear!
Well everyone knows that bears understand what "no" means and men don't, duh. Why else would men go around cat calling, sexually harrasing, and r wording woman on a daily basis?
Clearly they're fighting off EVERY SINGLE MAN in existence around them at all times. Men can't be reasoned with after all.
SMH
@@MrRADicalOfficialfunny
Bears you can’t punch in the nose and stun them - I’m sure that doesn’t work for guys. Also I’m pretty sure that’s sharks.
These ladies clearly haven't seen The Revenant, and it shows. If Leonardo Dicaprio's character barely survived the bear attack in that movie, then what makes them think they're gonna survive?
I swear I had this conversation the other day with my sister in law.
A bear!?
The smallest cutest bear - the koala - will mess your life up. A bear-bear will eat you while your alive. That's the way they like it.
You cannot be that stupid. You cannot.
they can, because we allow them.
Im assuming "bear" accounts both genders. If a mama bear catches someone in the vicinity of her cubs, she won't be aggressive to chase you away. She will eliminate you and make damn sure you will NEVER be a threat. The delulus are insane.
Reminds me of the story of that photographer who was quite a far distance away from a mom bear and her cubs and still got mauled by that bear!
delulus? I just got the ick, and I'm not even a woman