Bertcast # 473 - Whitney Cummings & ME

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  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    If you're wondering why this podcast is 4 hours long, it's because they had to edit down from 13 hours.

  • @bishoponeye4223
    @bishoponeye4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Whitney is slowly becoming Bobby Lee

    • @Voo504Doo
      @Voo504Doo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      underrated comment LOL

    • @jebediahspringfield8648
      @jebediahspringfield8648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      for one second i thought it was him in the thumbnail

    • @IGB78
      @IGB78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      She pulled her pants down from the jump…she’s already Bobby.

    • @litlitesngrow6661
      @litlitesngrow6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't unsee it now!!

    • @michaelgovea564
      @michaelgovea564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is a prime comment

  • @Sebastian-Tickleberry
    @Sebastian-Tickleberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Of course this podcast is 4 hours

    • @jaredstephens8399
      @jaredstephens8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That’s a good thing.

    • @JulianSnow
      @JulianSnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Literally my first thought 😂 I don’t usually watch this show, but something makes me think it’s the Whitney effect

    • @chrispeerson3209
      @chrispeerson3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      m.th-cam.com/video/Zr6RZCYDpqA/w-d-xo.html

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He says it was longer too but they cut stuff out

    • @whothatguy3358
      @whothatguy3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotdam, I didn’t even realize until I saw this comment at the top

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    The ultimate podcast, someone who never stops talking and someone who never starts listening! We get to watch as two unstoppable forces collide!

    • @StoptheShip
      @StoptheShip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao You really hit that comment out of the park 👊

    • @TalkingThrones
      @TalkingThrones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought this comment was sarcastic. But I was mind blown by the surprise three cameos on this pod! Love Dave Grohl, Olivia Munn, and Bert’s love of Ke$ha.

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Again...

    • @lahleslie5251
      @lahleslie5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @73brook
    @73brook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I love whitney. She will say “this is gonna get me cancelled” and then literally say the most mundane shit.

    • @Abstract5883
      @Abstract5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How

    • @73brook
      @73brook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Abstract5883 what do you mean how?

    • @joshferguson1124
      @joshferguson1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Abstract5883 I think she does it using words .. speaking them from her mouth using her voice...that's how

    • @ShotByHex
      @ShotByHex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@73brook i think he means how you can like her? shes pretty awful

    • @73brook
      @73brook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShotByHex she’s literally not lmao awful? What a drama queen…

  • @gabbyrude9847
    @gabbyrude9847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bert fangirling over Ke$ha is legit one of the best and purest thing's ever!

  • @MichaelLaFrance1
    @MichaelLaFrance1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "I'm still extremely fat, but I had a great time."
    100% needs to be on Bert's tombstone.

  • @bleeknoir
    @bleeknoir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “It’s Whitney Houston” PAHAHAHAHA

    • @chrispeerson3209
      @chrispeerson3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      m.th-cam.com/video/Zr6RZCYDpqA/w-d-xo.html

    • @lionsmanexx
      @lionsmanexx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @FamousActor_AlPacenis
      @FamousActor_AlPacenis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the only way this would be watchable. It wouldn’t matter if they exhumed her body and let Bert tell made up stories to her rotted corpse or if they had some kind of Back to the Future style podcast for her to hear the stories in person. Either is a better option. LA isn’t capable of producing funny comedians any longer. You can’t be funny when you’re constantly worrying “Am I allowed to say that?”

  • @zillionx
    @zillionx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love Whitney and Bert together. They are like siblings. Both of them busting balls.
    Can't hate on Whitney for calling in on Bert's favorite celebrities!

    • @joemarino34
      @joemarino34 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your right, siblings in a sense that they both come off as fake try hards.

  • @jafb67
    @jafb67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Not only do they interrupt each other, they interrupt themselves!

    • @chrispeerson3209
      @chrispeerson3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      m.th-cam.com/video/Zr6RZCYDpqA/w-d-xo.html

    • @scottbaylo
      @scottbaylo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are the absolute worst humanity has to offer!

    • @Ragnarok6664
      @Ragnarok6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect fit

    • @WarzoneCamper
      @WarzoneCamper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like a fucking timeline going in different places with no end

    • @tanyadouglas5241
      @tanyadouglas5241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course!! She was much better here than she was on 2 Bears

  • @austin5317
    @austin5317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Im assuming at one point in the episode its just whitney and bert each talking over each other about completely separate topics and this lasts for 45 minutes

    • @albertomega3335
      @albertomega3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣100%!

    • @tonymarselle8812
      @tonymarselle8812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Four hours

    • @andrewhardy2635
      @andrewhardy2635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is actually the first tolerable Whitney podcast I've tried.. normally though UHHHH HUNDRED PERCENT

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia.
      Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?!
      You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be.
      Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

    • @chrispeerson3209
      @chrispeerson3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      m.th-cam.com/video/Zr6RZCYDpqA/w-d-xo.html

  • @Biomancer81
    @Biomancer81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love seeing Whitney look comfortable.

  • @user-hs3io9ex9z
    @user-hs3io9ex9z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved this podcast so much. It’s awesome to see a man and a woman who are peers open up and be honest. People need to see that right now. Everyone says Whitney always talks about herself and doesn’t let the other person speak. People in the real world talk like this . Everyone wants to share they’re feelings and thoughts.

    • @youremom6349
      @youremom6349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep especially when people have been drinking I enjoyed this episode but I also drank my way through it lmao

  • @bl00dyb4rfchunk
    @bl00dyb4rfchunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "Ive never had an issue with someone not hearing me" - Whitney

    • @chrispeerson3209
      @chrispeerson3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      m.th-cam.com/video/Zr6RZCYDpqA/w-d-xo.html

    • @schingh1973
      @schingh1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrispeerson3209 Love that clip! So accurate

    • @GymAndSun
      @GymAndSun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin Brennan is insufferable

    • @scottbaylo
      @scottbaylo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GymAndSun his show would probably be good if he would stop screaming everything... well, at least he's not as phony as Bert

    • @tanyadouglas5241
      @tanyadouglas5241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can anyone Not Hear Her! 🤣🤣

  • @edibleautopsy213
    @edibleautopsy213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Whitney interrupts Bert even more than Bert interrupts Tom on Two Bears. I never thought I'd see the day that Bert Kreischer isn't able to get a word in edge wise.

    • @delightfulpam
      @delightfulpam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whitney interrupts constantly! Totally annoying!

    • @freebird6591
      @freebird6591 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "theres always a bigger fish..."

    • @munkypunt
      @munkypunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      more than Bert interrupts Bert…

  • @jayjason2517
    @jayjason2517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Dave Grohl thought they were calling from inside a Chili's. I laughed so hard.

  • @evanneff7776
    @evanneff7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'd watch a podcast with these two where they just facetime celebrities whose numbers they have out of nowhere and banter with them for 20 minutes. Just put a screen connected to Whitney's phone between them and they're set.

    • @scottbaylo
      @scottbaylo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd watch a podcast where these 2 try to facetime each other, but here "facetime" means the phones just spray acid in their face/down their throats... instead of Bert laughing like a little girl, it's screams of terror! Whitney gets acid in the eyes, stumbles blindly outside into traffic, and the rest writes itself. WIN/WIN!

    • @joeludovici3685
      @joeludovici3685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scottbaylo why keep waiting

    • @mayorofbagtown9097
      @mayorofbagtown9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scottbaylo are you ok?

    • @scottbaylo
      @scottbaylo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mayorofbagtown9097 I guess that depends on your definition of "ok".

    • @damionpyroAnerdGod
      @damionpyroAnerdGod ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@scottbaylounless your trolling, you need some mental health help there buddy .

  • @connordalwood2926
    @connordalwood2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want so much more of Bert and Whitney

  • @bpham2
    @bpham2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    How many times does Whitney say “this is going to get me cancelled…” then go on to say the most non controversial, self-aggrandizing thing. Still a fan but man lol.

    • @justlikeheavenx
      @justlikeheavenx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah i think she cares more about cancel culture than the people who do the canceling hahaha

    • @DrDime_
      @DrDime_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      good for you still being a fan. my opinion is the adderall has taken over her mind. shes just purely annoying to me. like the annoying coked up girl everyone regrets giving coke to.. and she is all about appropriating cancel culture. shes the next brittney spears. give it a couple more years.

    • @DrDime_
      @DrDime_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justlikeheavenx EXACTLY

    • @bpham2
      @bpham2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DrDime_ I was thinking the exact same thing. It feels like she's on it. Does she take adderall?

    • @DrDime_
      @DrDime_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bpham2 no doubt about it.... she's out of her box on it too.

  • @mattshaw7111
    @mattshaw7111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't believe there's somebody capable of talking over Bert like he usually does to Tom. AWESOME episode.

  • @mione134
    @mione134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that this was 4 hours! I LOVED listening and watching. You and Whitney are hilarious.

  • @quacker008
    @quacker008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    How many times can Whitney say "I'm going to get cancelled" and say literally nothing controversial..?

    • @maneeshm
      @maneeshm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sqauckaa
      @sqauckaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except when she called Owen Gray an Auschwitz victim. There was no disclaimer for that one.

    • @toxikmusic_
      @toxikmusic_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sqauckaa yeah but in her defense, it was the first funny thing shes ever said.

  • @alisonpieron4684
    @alisonpieron4684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the chemistry between these two! I’m not a huge fan of either one because they’re always interrupting/talking over others but when they get together, magic happens. If they just had their own podcast like this I’d be a big fan.

  • @nickroche8336
    @nickroche8336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is amazing. Bert has met his match. I don’t either of them finished a complete thought without getting cut off by the other.

  • @CADguru78
    @CADguru78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Hung over, jet lagged and records a 4 hour pod, THE MACHINE LIVES!!!!!!!

    • @rylowooldridge1734
      @rylowooldridge1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The machine lives!

    • @Quayleman
      @Quayleman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This was probably record well before today

    • @JohnSmith-nf8bi
      @JohnSmith-nf8bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wasn’t same day numnuts

    • @CADguru78
      @CADguru78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JohnSmith-nf8bi I figured that out. He's still the machine and he lives therefore my statement is true. :)

    • @botmon.
      @botmon. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Bert back?

  • @theslasherhouse
    @theslasherhouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's so nice to hear real people with honest thoughts and ideas being vulnerable. you two are great.

  • @BeautyUnforeseen
    @BeautyUnforeseen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love Whitney and Bert together.

  • @snipingdj1992
    @snipingdj1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this podcast. A lot of ads play during, but the enjoyment of watching this is worth it

  • @Spongekelp
    @Spongekelp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I’m excited Bert is back! Also love a drinking podcast.

    • @youremom6349
      @youremom6349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Write some many people talking shit in the comments um people who are drinking talk over each other all the time drink a few beers this podcast will sound normal

  • @_nosocial
    @_nosocial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “you have a personality, VS a hot guy doesn’t…”
    Bert: “Thanks?” Lmao 😂😂

  • @stefanod2402
    @stefanod2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The only way Brent 'deletes cookies' is by eating them

  • @andrewmiller4857
    @andrewmiller4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    About 2:53:00 Whitney kinda nails it on the head. Why I connect to Bert and love him as a Comedian, but also more as a Podcaster. He's REAL. He doesn't have much of a filter.. he just kinda riffs and says stuff and it's kind of a stream of thought, even if it's disjointed LOL. And if ever there was a perfectly matched Podcast, it would be these two! I LOVE them both! But they both tend to fragment and not finish, but bring it back around in such an entertaining way! I'm almost 3 hours in and it's utterly enthralling! But the SUBSTANCE is there, even if it's slightly fragmented by side stories and laughter! Almost 3 hours of listening to 2 people talk and I am still hard in for the next hour!

  • @johnarz141
    @johnarz141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Cummings in every podcast and every other sentence “I feel like comics are…” and “ this is gonna get me canceled…” and “comics are the most mentally ill…”

    • @Abstract5883
      @Abstract5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget "trauma bond" 🤦‍♂️

  • @blakeleyhudson
    @blakeleyhudson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Lemme take a piss and I’ll come back and we can do like 30 more min” *goes another 2 hours*

  • @SaintofMirrors
    @SaintofMirrors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    It's hilarious that Bert just casually mentions dosing people with edibles with no sense of irony. I hope someone sends this to Ari.

    • @L.Reeves
      @L.Reeves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Edible weed and molly are hardly the same thing. It's like comparing giving someone normal coffee instead of decaf to pouring cocaine in their drink.

    • @nineteen8122
      @nineteen8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@L.Reeves Really? You sound ridiculous. Dosing someone is dosing someone. Period. 🙄

    • @SaintofMirrors
      @SaintofMirrors 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@L.Reeves all depends on dosage. like 5mg candy is likely not much of anything *if* he knew everyone eating it was cool with weed. 1000mg Joey Diaz stars of death and your gonna see the devil.

    • @L.Reeves
      @L.Reeves 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nineteen8122 I definitely agree with that sentiment but there's a real difference in magnitude to consider here. Dosing someone with a multivitamin is literally beneficial to someone and by your logic, "dosing someone is dosing someone". Life isn't that cut and dry hun.

    • @nineteen8122
      @nineteen8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@L.Reeves How do you know I’m a hun? And that response is ridiculous, and you know that.

  • @davidblanck4131
    @davidblanck4131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Brent: "I'm a victim of being dosed by Ari".... Also Brent: "I have been dosing you all this whole trip". Ahhhhh consistency lol. Release the episode man.

    • @ClimptonDiddlehopper
      @ClimptonDiddlehopper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah pretty hypocritical but then that's Burnt Kkkrysler middle name.

    • @s-c7138
      @s-c7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thought exactly! Bit hypocritical Bert

    • @jimvo
      @jimvo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His wife will end up divorcing him at some point. Bert will die alone from bad eating habits.

    • @MountaindewM
      @MountaindewM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Edibles for weed and Molly are far from the same thing but I see the point.

    • @73brook
      @73brook 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drugging people in any way without their consent or knowledge is a terrible, despicable thing to do. However, the distinction needs to be made that weed and molly are not the same thing at all.

  • @xxCD7xx
    @xxCD7xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    love how relaxed Whitney is here

  • @danielyoung50
    @danielyoung50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This episode is like a contest of who can interrupt the other person more. LOL

  • @CritterElectronics
    @CritterElectronics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Is Bert secretly “Florida Man” from all of the newspapers?

  • @mikeeluvv
    @mikeeluvv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whitney is truly the queen of production. She pulled up Dave on FaceTime and made that sound quality HAPPEN! Okay! Happen!!

  • @jacobthompson8630
    @jacobthompson8630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I feel like she just learned the word “primordial”

    • @soundexphonetic.1
      @soundexphonetic.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She definetly did very recently.... but it's all good. We all do it.

    • @oilylioratuto
      @oilylioratuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      autodidactic

  • @dylanc3790
    @dylanc3790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best pod I've ever seen of Whitney. Love it.

  • @craigdrums
    @craigdrums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Look who’s doing the dosing now.

    • @RobbieFitzgerald
      @RobbieFitzgerald 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im pretty sure he had done it before Ari dosed him.

    • @craigdrums
      @craigdrums 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RobbieFitzgerald I wouldn't be surprised. That's just the one that went "too far". So Leanne says.

  • @brianvillalobos9269
    @brianvillalobos9269 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these longer pods!! Wish you would do more makes my day at work a lot easier!!!!

  • @JosephTiseo123
    @JosephTiseo123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “I’m ready to just, stop talking”. Proceeds to do a 4 hour podcast. 😂

    • @RobbieFitzgerald
      @RobbieFitzgerald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im almost certain he records the intros separately.

  • @millardfilmore1403
    @millardfilmore1403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the only Whitney interview I've been able to watch and idk why. Bert and Whitney kinda balance eachother out which you wouldn't expect.

  • @ColinQuin
    @ColinQuin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Whitney FaceTiming famous friends needs to be a new podcast

  • @philipebanks2125
    @philipebanks2125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bert and Whitney, thank you for your service. You both are amazing.

  • @tuppettoucher
    @tuppettoucher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:05:06 “we’ll go for 30 mins at least” never knew Bert to undersell anything.

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m so glad Bert is back. The world of podcasting needs The Machine ❤️

  • @nwk2VGtxbs26_eiXlo2wnQ
    @nwk2VGtxbs26_eiXlo2wnQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I feel like people started to think that I have a drug problem because my hair was blue ...um... and just my general personality" LMAO, holy shit

    • @berserk_8779
      @berserk_8779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ain’t she on coke & ketamine? Lol

  • @mattpowers3445
    @mattpowers3445 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This will go down as the most words spoken in a single podcast! Love both of them!

  • @manda3198
    @manda3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Is it really a Bert podcast if he doesn’t mention fly boys?

  • @brendenbouton984
    @brendenbouton984 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bert talking to Kesha did something to his SOUL that Whitney doesn’t understand. Esp the male to female marketing they could do for mutual benefit would be SO amazing

  • @samloudy845
    @samloudy845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂 great podcast great job Bert! Whitney you were a phenomenal guest!

  • @bmrepass
    @bmrepass 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best podcast episode of the year, so far. Great job, Bert & Whitney!

  • @ChernobylRat
    @ChernobylRat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Glad you’re back Bert

  • @marcmeddaugh2
    @marcmeddaugh2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I NEVER DO THIS! I rarely get on social media. This is the best Bertcast I've ever seen so I had to comment. I don't know if it was the wine y'all drank or what, but y'all had me in tears. You, Segura, and Burr are my favorite comedians and this podcast was better than the 8+ podcasts I've seen y'all do with each other (excluding 2 Bears, 1 Cave bc that shit is hilarious). Whitney I've always been a fan but as Burt said I'm more of a fan after seeing you stand up for cause....yourself (p.s. I love blue hair, fuck everyone who says different)

  • @charliebean7766
    @charliebean7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bobby lookin good in this one. Louder, but looks good.

  • @gordonfreeman1700
    @gordonfreeman1700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    BERT, your Pod's are just getting better! love the new studio and finally IN PERSON!! THE MACHINE!

  • @KevinsDisobedience
    @KevinsDisobedience 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bert: “I hope this will sound respective to Puerto Rican’s.”
    Whitney: “It won’t.”
    Me: 🤣

  • @daksskier7416
    @daksskier7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Big ups for the Cyrano de Bergerac reference Bert. That comparison works amazingly well for what you were discussing. I am honestly blown away by that comment and by the fact that Whitney missed it completely. You can be all over the place sometimes but you really drop some gems once in a while and that’s why I watch.

  • @RyHTX
    @RyHTX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It would have been hysterical if out of nowhere Whitney got hit with a nerf dart. Love ya both!

  • @AJ-ut8cz
    @AJ-ut8cz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I met Lawrence Fishburne at work the other day and I was the only person to recognize him (until I told all my coworkers), and I legitimately witnessed three girls ask him if he could take a picture of them in front of the businesses sign (which he did) and I was laughing my ass off about 30 feet away.

  • @Dru1927
    @Dru1927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    will watch later. does either get a word in or finish a sentence? lol

    • @zillionx
      @zillionx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was entertaining AF. They are like 2 siblings. They valance each other out interrupting and talking about themselves

    • @jaybi5397
      @jaybi5397 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      53:17

    • @shannamiller7240
      @shannamiller7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She never shuts up

    • @ToughLuckHaze
      @ToughLuckHaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shannamiller7240 well she’s the guest, so……..that’s..expected……

  • @Fighthead75
    @Fighthead75 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s so nice to be able to fast forward through ad reads

  • @here7036
    @here7036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I also can't believe I'm saying this but I feel like Whitney has done some work on herself and is more authentic than she ever was in the past. wtf is happening to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @miguelmarrero6760
      @miguelmarrero6760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She betrayed her friends, I think Whitney is selfish example of Hollywood

    • @joech1065
      @joech1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miguelmarrero6760 In what way? Is she obliged to support her friends' bad behaviour?

    • @miguelmarrero6760
      @miguelmarrero6760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joech1065 there is a difference between bad behavior and accusations of bad behavior

    • @joech1065
      @joech1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miguelmarrero6760 I see. But what if she thinks those accusations may be real or she simply does not know if they are real or not?
      I feel like it's too much to ask for somebody to get into a podium with you and get hit with tomatoes, when they don't even have 100% information if you did something or not.
      But I don't know too much context surrounding Whitney and Chris or Brian Calen.

  • @PresidentMiller
    @PresidentMiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect way to bring the Cast back!

  • @Ken211
    @Ken211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Goddamn, judging by the amount of times that she uses the word ‘primordial’, Whitney Cummings is more of an evolutionary biologist than a comedian…

    • @FRod-tq9od
      @FRod-tq9od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s her new “ancestral trauma”

    • @horrorshowrs5482
      @horrorshowrs5482 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Primordial crystal*

  • @bryanenglish3242
    @bryanenglish3242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Noone has ever not heard Whitney in the history of hearing,so much energy

  • @justinzaragoza1238
    @justinzaragoza1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bert said “I’m ready to stop talking” 😂😂

  • @kikib8434
    @kikib8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listened to/watched this in parts doing physio and laying out in the sun on my deck. Just fucking awesome. 4 hours actually flew by. Love you Bert and love Whitney and your Facetime guests. Just pure joy 🥰.

  • @JohnSmith-nf8bi
    @JohnSmith-nf8bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is a Russian clone, no doubt. literal machine

  • @erickeller8563
    @erickeller8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great podcasts man from West Palm Beach watched all four hours straight through men... Honestly can say the first podcast I've watched all the way through without just seeing clips from someone else reposting uplifting s*** man f****** love it

  • @maxschmidt3014
    @maxschmidt3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Im guessing we´ll be getting a Burnt & Tom two bears episode on monday, that's good news

    • @chris34834
      @chris34834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're recorded so many weeks in advance I don't think we'll get one till early August

    • @maxschmidt3014
      @maxschmidt3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chris34834 i sure hope they dont make me wait till august

    • @Malakai888
      @Malakai888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't beat the og Bart and Tim

    • @ClimptonDiddlehopper
      @ClimptonDiddlehopper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are talking about the Atlanta shooting from this spring as a recent event. Also mentions the Christina P breast and tattoo make up which was like May I believe.

  • @garrettnewman7438
    @garrettnewman7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Their styles and personalities are conducive to solid comedy and chemistry. Tbh, I think this is a good combo.

  • @Alex_MTG
    @Alex_MTG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Experiencing the road with Bert or Tom would be incredible.

  • @leosgran2389
    @leosgran2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who's the comedian they are talking about on 1:46:35

  • @aprokopie8290
    @aprokopie8290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Burnt: Let me take a piss and get a drink and we'll go for another 30 minutes.
    *Two hours later*

  • @craigbair6605
    @craigbair6605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When Oliva Munn answered the Facetime I had the exact same reaction as Bert lol

  • @onestarflag9876
    @onestarflag9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Imagine just waking up with this woman...no coffee or even a morning poop yet. Scared she wakes up in a talkative mood again for the 1,000th time. No wonder her dude puts puppies down for money.

  • @patrickmcguire7929
    @patrickmcguire7929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a GREAT One! One of your (both of you)'s Best!!! Just a LOL Joy to observe you being yourselves😂. Thanks!

  • @martybeyer
    @martybeyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was a like a 2 Bears podcast where Bert played Tom and couldn't get a word in 🤣

  • @illicitgraphics1
    @illicitgraphics1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This should have been a mini series on Netflix

  • @toastedjoe1013
    @toastedjoe1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Welcome back Bert! You don't look as bad as you sound.

  • @joshuapaul7482
    @joshuapaul7482 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks guys this got me through a bad day at work

  • @saltyb2363
    @saltyb2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bert talking about how he drugged everyone on his tour bus....? After the ari thing this seems really weird

    • @bfoz3730
      @bfoz3730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His hypocrisy knows no bounds

    • @Willifordwav
      @Willifordwav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bert Cosby

    • @thedukeofkidding941
      @thedukeofkidding941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was mad at Ari because he dosed him IN HIS HOUSE while his kids were around and Ecstacy is pretty potentially dangerous to someone with chronic health problems like Bert

  • @gregcordell9190
    @gregcordell9190 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Two of the funniest people and the funniest comment was Dave asking if you all were at Chili's!! LOL

  • @pezgraph
    @pezgraph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When an imovable object meets an unstopable force

  • @Hannah-ij1lx
    @Hannah-ij1lx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE THESE LONG PODCASTS 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @adrianneguidry8174
    @adrianneguidry8174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bert Fangirling over Kesha made me actually emotional!!

  • @danib1436
    @danib1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Such fun! Thanks you 2!!! So fun 🤩

  • @modelistonthego6744
    @modelistonthego6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When she is in anything, you know that "primordial" and "serotonin" are going to appear within the first 5min. 4h wtf bro

  • @johnblanchard2520
    @johnblanchard2520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30 minutes in, and I’m super surprised! Some real gems in here!

    • @kip7371
      @kip7371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DAMN BLANCHARDS! lol. My mom's a Blanchard from the Houma area.

    • @johnblanchard2520
      @johnblanchard2520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kip7371 you know it baby! We out here!

  • @carson911
    @carson911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bert, you don't want a cold undertone for a podcast...

  • @joemarino34
    @joemarino34 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh god. I came here just to say that watching Bert and Whitney on the same podcast for 4 hours would be my worst nightmare come true lol

  • @korryjones7371
    @korryjones7371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Could not be less interested in listening to Whitney Cummings tell everybody what they do wrong and how they should think like her and do what she does. 🤢🤢

  • @matt1580
    @matt1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Olivia Munn been my #1 for a long time

  • @flickmybic5940
    @flickmybic5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Love Bert, but you'd have to pay me to listen to 4 hours consecutively of this.

    • @Jor_toons
      @Jor_toons 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im a huge podcast fan but I agree

    • @emilylowrance7930
      @emilylowrance7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he ends it by telling her i love you - no one cares about who doesn't .

    • @eric43085
      @eric43085 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whitney gets too much hate. yeah she's a little crazy but few comics aren't. there's a reason she's killing it living in a huge mansion. I may be biased I had the biggest crush on her when she was on Chelsea. her podcast with Bobby Lee was epic but everything Bobby does is epic

    • @flickmybic5940
      @flickmybic5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eric43085 Just know she isn't living in that mansion because of her comedy career. If you call that cookie cutter "comedy" TV a part of her comedy career then so be it. To each their own, but if she's been getting consistent hate like this for years and years at least some of it is warranted.

  • @dallyjt
    @dallyjt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that Bert watches the 85 south shows it’s one of the funniest podcast/live shows I’ve ever seen