Sarah Silverman Has No Plan | Bertcast # 575
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 มิ.ย. 2023
- Today, I sit down with comedian, Sarah Silverman. We talk about mental health, drag shows, things you can’t unsee, Norm Macdonald, her Dad’s passing, and much more!
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She still looks AMAZING at 53!!!
Them sweater puppies are top tier still too.
And then she talks...
But from this perspective her nose looks weird
It’s called Botox lol
@@jessereichert8375 I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed. I was figuring years of nose beers is likely responsible haha I could definitely be wrong though.
On the off chance Sarah sees this - no hate here, lady. Feel like I’ve been watching her comedy for at least the last 20+ years and I’ll always respect that she helped pave the way for the newer generation of hilariously raunchy female comediennes currently thriving. And go watch the Butterfly Effect immediately. Talk about a mind fuck that will stick with you forever lol just don’t get too high before you watch though or you’ll be SPINNING 🤣
"It just feels like someone talking about ghosts." From one anxious wreck to another, thank you. What a great way to put it Bert.
I’ve been on Zoloft for 14 years and I have gut issues, I never put the two together. Thanks Sarah, it all makes sense.
u probably know, but if u decide to go off Zoloft (or any SSRIs) good to go
g r a d u a l I y ,
methodically.
i was only on Zoloft for 9 months & then quit cold turkey, i would lose my voice at random times, that was 25+ yrs ago & less frequent but still happened 5 yrs ago. but i'm bi-polar so probably shouldn't have ever been on SSRIs in the first place.
I was on Zoloft for 2 days until I realised i wouldn’t be able to shoot ropes. I quit that before it took ahold of me. Also it made me feel zombified and it was given to me after telling my doctor I’ve had lifelong issues with concentration.
It’s not surprising, but this is so wholesome and touching whilst being hilarious and witty. Authenticity and healing. Evolution in life and their career. Bert’s parenting. The podcast with distefano was so deep and touching. I love comedians who use their platform to communicate about their lives so candidly. Who talk about their struggles and healing paths. I love this episode 😬🫠🥰🥲💓
Damn this is crazy people find this funny. Where were y’all when Bert’s movie lost 49 million? Lmao
@@thewind6047where that 49 million comes from? do u even know what ure talking about? the budget of the movie was only 20-30 million and somehow bert lost 49 miillion? 😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@je__. the movie cost 20-30, but they did 20 mil in promotion. Bert definitely made money off of this. Im saying the movie lost money. That has nothing to do with Bert’s take.
Sarah & Burp were great together. He actually let her talk too.
Lots of nicknames for this guy
Did he though?
I'm 45 min. in to it and I'm afraid that's is not what I've observed, she's able to answer his questions barely before he interrupts her again and somehow makes it about him, I haven't followed much of Sarah's comedy but I know she's miles away funnier then bert, if he was smart he'd let her speak
I love burp too😅
Great episode. Sarah's the best. RIP Schleppy
"Sarah Silverman Program" is one of the all time greatest and underrated shows!!
great, now I want a tab cola
Freaking amazing! I never got tired of watching that show. And the dog!! Duck/Doug!!
My favorite is the blackface episode 😂
She’s amazingly self aware.
This podcast made me gain a lot of respect for Sarah Silverman. 10/10
Her podcast is great. She has a lot of insight.
she’s an awesome lady
Umm, Santa Inc.? 0/10 respect
Bert, thank you for letting Sarah answer some of the questions you asked her, if only for a few seconds.
Right? He asks a question, she gets a few words out, and then he interrupts her.
Great vibe on this one and loving the deep chats 👍
Bert went to the Whitney cummings school of podcast how they get a really interesting guest and then just talk about themselves .
She is baffled by Bert scattered brain lol He stops mid sentence and completely changes the subject abruptly lol
He’s got serious ADD
When you said "stop using the F word" I thought "F*ck?" Then two minutes later I'm like "OHHHHH THAT F word"
OMG you guys are THE BEST! I swear Sarah is getting more and more beautiful as she ages!! So damned funny too! I want a 3 more hours of this! You guys are awesome. Thanks so much to the both of you and I LOVE Sarah's new special.
"Sarah and Tom" had me dying. I love her SO much. And for the record in case anyone wants to still cancel her for wearing blackface in her tv show years ago (I just had to defend her on twitter because some idiot was starting crap) it was her character and she wore it ironically in an episode where her character (not her) is examining anti-semitism and racism. Trying to silence comics is one of the WORST things a society can do. They have to be allowed to say uncomfortable things, especially in America the land of the FREE. Free speech is in the FIRST amendment for a reason. They are not arbitrarily numbered!
I still crush on Sarah just like I did 20 years ago. Damn, she's timeless.
frfr.
Listening to Sarah try and pronounce Chris Distefano’s name is better than any of the Bret Chrysler clips 🤦🏻♂️🤣
Pretty fantastic 😂
Christy Stefano? W.t.f...
This is the only episode that I have watched from start to finish. I’m glad I did. Bert come across very differently in “clips”.
Nothing like watching Sarah watch Bert talk
Im still watching, staying optimistic 😋
Once one of them started saying "like" twice per sentence, it became an epidemic from both.
Despite appearances. Every family is crazy and there are no perfect parents.
I’m only 20 minutes in and already loving this episode so much
That sucks lol these people blow
definitely one of my favorites so far! SOOOOOO damn open, honest, and respectful with just the PERFECT dash of comedy
Just the ignorance.
@killerskittles how can you possibly identify ignorance, your youtube subscription list is a who's who of Anti-semites, RWNJ's and conspiracy theorists?
How dare you?
I love your interviews. Not only do we get a wonderfully intimate interview. We also get to know you as well. Thanks for keeping it real ❤❤
Just wanted to tell you both I loved this
Incredible convo guys. This is the point of podcast
Nervous diarrhea... I was a stage manager for a few years.. never really a nervous person but yeah, it would always hit me opening night right after the show started, full ensemble on stage right when I had a free moment to relax, like phew, it went off without a hitch, then boom. That was it. After about a year of that, I would fast for a few days right up to the start. Of course we'd all go out to eat afterwards but yeah, that's how I'd dodge it.
damn bert if you're having anxiety attacks when you stop drinking you need to get off alcohol for a while, or taper off and then stay off for a while. You can really screw up your nervous system with it. I know you've been doing it a long time, but once it's a real problem and you can't turn the anxiety off anymore...like same thing happens with people who get off xanax after being on it for a long time. They can't relax. The anxiety is awful. It's not worth screwing up your health. At least, I don't want you to be unhealthy and be hurt. Love your comedy and thanks
I don’t get how he’s every time so exciting about drinking etc. I think he discovered real partying a little later in life than I did. I’m younger but as a techno DJ for 15 years you party so much, there’s almost nothing you didn’t do. So as comedy ppl party hard as well I guess, how can you achieve this level of excitement about simple things? That’s what I love about Fert.
I think alcohol without drugs is shitty. Maybe a glass of wine but as soon as the alc buzz comes I get tired and woozy. I even prefer benzos. Alc is a hell of a drug (for me)
Wonder if Bret could look inward about interrupting people?
HOOOOLY CRAP Can't believe I'm going to do it.
Going to sit thru a Bertcast, a WHOLE Bertcast!
Now, say it out loud:
"My name is _____ and I have no friends, family, hobbies, work, philanthropy, or interests."
@@showtime951 Aw, sweetie - gave you a thumbs up cuz that OP got 19 👍and youre post was so sad - Im sure you have friend you dont even know about. Hope you can lose that bitterness, life's short😋
when I was in the airforce there was one Jewish guy on the crew. we would chase him with ham sandwiches. BUT when the shop did well and they ordered pizza for everyone he was the first and loudest to ask for Canadian bacon. and I know me laughing at that is why we became friends, and it breaks my heart that he died of lung cancer.
That's called friendship.
Hands down my favorite bertcast! Just a genuine conversation between friends. Without all the "bells and whistles" as Bert likes to say. Being 45 myself and being a comedy fan since the age of 10 I can agree that Sarah was the first female comic I had ever seen that gave me a whole new perspective on a female comic. Super Blue comedy and really smart jokes from a woman's perspective was just not mainstream at the time. Ive been a fan ever since! The new special is great! Thanks for the years of laughter Sarah and Bert!
Here come all the ANTI-woke ANTI -cancel snowflakes comments.... ..... .... wanting to cancel her 🤣😂🤣
Ya'll set the standard. Now bathe in it.
@@asouthernlad717 LOL! *remembers the PMRC in 1985". Y'all are the masters of canceling.
😆😆 You predicted it exactly but you forgot to anticipate the hypocrisy
You know these guys are the ones saying, "You make me mad, its your fault I hit you"
They're incapable of accountability, can only point fingers
@@asouthernlad717 you’re forgetting about the other 1/3 of the population watching you both ruin our country. How does it feel to find out you’re considered the same as them?
One of my top, top favorite stand-up specials of all time is Sarah's "Jesus is magic"!!! God, I laughed so hard.👏
Genuinely one of my favorite episodes, a great convo between two good people.
@18:15 ~ This is Bert's therapy, talking with Sarah. Amazing conversation btw!!
SARAH SILVERMAN SO AWESOME ON BERTCAST PODCAST !!!!
Honest People Tell Honest. Things ! That Doesn't Stop Us From Trying ><
Love You Bert .
Some of the most real conversations I needed to hear thank you
First thought was "Sarah doesn't do podcasts. What is this amazing gift I'm getting?"
She has her own podcast lol
@@user-br9xh4tt5d The joke is that Sarah likes to wear a shirt "no soliciting for podcasts" That is why this is exciting.
Love you, bro, keep up all the great work
Bert. I appreciate the intro to Sarah. I’m a big comedy fan. Learned about you because of Tom. Learned about Tom from our man. Joe Rogan. Why I’m thankful to you is my girlfriend of 25 years doesn’t appreciate comedy like I do. That’s why we got divorced a couple years ago. But we’re back and it’s like our honeymoon on coke. Thanks for the blue chews. But that’s a story for another time.
I made her watch Sarah’s special. Some You Love. She’s now a fan. We laughed are ass off. And we ended the night like we in our 20’s (thanks again to blue chew). Thank you Bert & Sarah.
Bert you Rocked, Rockford.
The first time I have anything in common with Bert is today . I love jewish people! when I was younger I wanted to marry mr. Ackerman he's now a famous realtor . I was convinced I would marry someone Jewish!❤
In the US, 31 states are not required to teach about the holocaust
Love you Bert! I'm going to the THEATER TO SEE YOUR MOVIE weekend. Passing on the word to my co workers. ~ I'm so glad you are talking to Sahah, and you're listening to your girls, and especially to your wife. You're kickin' ass and takin' names. ~ JVD
@Jennifer Burkleschnauz they haven't seen it yet, i have though and i personally think its worth seeing, its not the greatest movie ever but it is funny and there are some awesome little easter eggs.
Growing up in NH like Sarah, can confirm the Holocaust isn't a big topic of conversation. I learned it because my old man is obsessed with WWII. Grew up watching Patton and Tora Tora Tora... Good stuff.
Bert is the best because he’s genuinely humble and real. Not afraid to cry if he’s feeling emotional and just the funniest motherfu**er. Inimitable story teller for sure. But my favorite thing about him is our shared interest in sacrificing the surface level bs during conversations in an attempt to make deeper connections. Small talk has its place, but the majority of the population seems to have adopted a ‘me before anyone else’ mentality. If someone gives you their precious/ever-fleeting time by engaging in a real conversation, make it worth it. Thank you for embodying that Bert. And for continuing to reflect/learn in order to be more respectful to the marginalized groups in society and lessen the dizzying amount of visceral ignorance out there. Keep that shit up, DaBert 😂
Can’t wait to see you in November for a night out with my momma!
Please say who she tried to cancel - or what she did thats woke
Keep reading it in comments
Starting to sound like BS accusation
Yeah I'm confused. I guess I haven't kept up with the news but I don't know what these folks are referring to.
Wonderful surprise. I love Sarah Silverman but never see her on other people's podcasts. Hopefully, she is doing the rounds.
Right? How awesome would that be!
I was maybe 9 or 10 when I first saw School of Rock, 27 now. Still have a massive crush on Sarah Silverman.
I saw her at that age too. Something about her is as attractive as goofy.
I loved this podcast. ❤❤ Sara looking great
52 years old !!!!!
Interesting to hear them talk about their mental health issues. I’m not alone.
Sarah is always so smart, it is true that all the kinks and other stuff people do in the bedrooms should stay there, you just can't complain about something others do. I also like how Bert realized he has to let others speak more. While I enjoy his side of story, when they talk and they have a discussion and each can tell something, it is so much better. I guess those first episodes were just Bert's anxiety speaking.
No one:
Sarah Silverman: IM FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE!
Bert. You’re having panic attacks. When you get anxiety you’re getting a hit or adrenaline. And those glands are near your bladder and stomach. Adrenaline seeps through and makes you either need to shit or piss like crazy for the next 15 minutes until it passes.
Seeing her being real, honest, telling stories from her life, what she enjoys, now I dig her even more than ever. Bert brought her to a different level.
Watching her listen to Bert was incredible.
I could listen to Sarah talk all day... that Bert guy seems cool too ;)
She's such a OG no makeup n looks beautiful
Bert is a great father.
So who's your Daddy?
@@IvyMay-qn2ys John Power the second. Don’t see how that’s relevant tho
@@stevepower778
I didn't ask who your Father is Stevemeister.
I asked,
Who's your Daddy?
Gonna have 2 get HBO max for a month. Been a fan of Sarah since I was a kid
I enjoyed this talk thoroughly.
Respectfully crushing on Sarah Silverman. One of the OGs imo.
Not one of the earliest but definitely stil a later comedy pioneer, definitely was one of the most brilliant satirist who brought satire to the masses
How is it possible one of the greatest comics ever hasn’t seen one of the greatest bits ever. Giraldo on the rasta sleeper is unreal! “I’m sure I’d be sleeping watching you grow weed or something”
Thanks to The Machine, I've seen the things he says that you "can't unsee" LOL
This was so epically wonderful 🙂
She literally set my standard for a girl when I was in High School. Still smoking
From on powerhouse to another. Sarah is such an icon in comedy.
Love her. Also probably the first vid I’ve seen of Bert not being atarded.
Sarah is sharpness incarnate.
Very excited for this one
Seeing sarah just cured my ED from ymh!❤
Good so your not gay
Thats Cap! Time to break up with your man I guess! 😂
Berts pronunciation of "tattoo" has me weirded out.
Gawd damn you comics being regular and awesome people! All this funny AND smart, thoughtful conversation! you're killing me here! Being open and honest about so many interesting or fun topics in ways that show you're actually introspective, smart, relateable, caring people! I laughed! I thought deep thoughts! AND I cried! I now have a list of "you people's" podcasts that I look forward to... SO MANY podcasts! Fuck, now I'm going to go watch a 2 Bears podcast and I'm probably going to enjoy that too!
Honestly, love your comedy and your conversation!
I'm from Omaha Nebraska and when I was about 16 or 17 years old I worked at Omaha steaks..
Bert, I don't know if you've already been and I missed it but if not, PLEASE come to Omaha and do a show. You are very much loved and & all the laughs very much appreciated!!! You are a shining light in this ever darkening world! I thank you & wish you nothing but love & happiness!
-Cat
Omaha Nebraska❤️
Ok I don't know whose editing this. I didn't say anything on the 'Something's Burning' Episode that just came out but now it's here also and I have to mention this.
As a general rule: If you're going to clip from the video and put it at the front of the video its to 'drive interest'. You're fundamentally saying,' Don't worry how slow it maybe there's some funny stuff coming. This is twice now you've clipped from the first 5 mins of the video and pasted it to the front. However because the clip is from so early in the video it no longer says the same message now it says," hey you don't really need to watch that much further, the best clip was in the first 5 mins the rest of this video is probably a skip.
You gotta stop. Either don't clip if the funniest part is actually at the beginning or clip anything else from the end that's funny to keep people engaged and waiting around for the segment. Under no circumstances should clip the beginning of a video and paste it before the video, what are you even thinking?
Your Friends and family must be exhausted
Sarah is such a beautiful person! Great special. Congrats! 🎉
Bert in this episode is SO CLOSE to realizing he has ADHD
I love that he just brought up the singer island! I just went for a long run over there and over the bridge. I can see the sharks.
There is nothing more teeth grinding of your podcasts than you saying tattoo for your ad. Almost drove into a ditch. Love your podcasts
can someone please provide timestamps?
I know what there talking about anxiety hit me one day randomly at work I couldn’t work/ barely drive for 2 years and randomly in one week it just slowly went away. I still have it here and there but it was crazy how bad it was weird part of my life
"Speedos and Knee-High Moccasins". This HAS to be the name of his next special.
i think him having anxiety after not drinking for a day sounds like withdrawal
Of course it is. He’s not in therapy consistently because they always suggest he quit drinking. Sad.
I aint even kidding: todd glass walked so tim dillon could run
I guess walking is funny and running isnt
Lets be honest, Tim doesn't run.
Doesn't matter if she's here speaking what she thinks for everyone to see
Comments going to fill up with every exxagerrated presumption about why they're supposed to dislike her
Thanks to all who watch, comment with open eyes - not assumptions
It's mind-boggling that people could listen to her and react with the wild resentment and hating of who she is
Or maybe theyve decided they know her and dont actually listen to who she is
She's a totally different person and comic from who she was 20yrs ago. She tried the "woke" life and it changed her fans perception of her.
JRE #855 Tom Segura talks about beheadings, you can not unsee that stuff. Strange how the two pods i listen to today talked about this.
Why don' you talk about your friends who went to the island?
I just saw Sarah in Phoenix while she was on tour…she’s been my favorite for ever.
Thanks for the discussion of homophobia and growth up front. Also for the whole taking your shirt off thing. This is why I have a bit of a crush… 😜
Gddamn shes looking so BEAUTIFUL!!! ❤❤❤❤
Great episode. Loved the vibe on this.
I fucking love her
Wowwww, didn’t she try to “cancel” alot of his friends?
Thumb in the wind celeb, her beliefs are shaped by money alone. Whitney the original.
@@gwildordipkin6504 true… probably could place Bert in the same category
woooowweeeee silverman rules
@@digitalsalsas If she ruled the American flag would be outlawed.
@@gwildordipkin6504 Cmon, You dont like her, remember, you can make up more extreme accusations than that.
I don't know why but i lost my shit when brett said "I was obsessed with figurine horses.."
Holy shit Todd Glass! I did not know. Wow
So glad I found this channel
51:05 the whole reason I watch with captions on is to track who is who. 😊
You're a good dude Bert! That self awareness is awesome.
I find it funny/interesting: we would never let the victim of any crime judge the criminal, we try to be neutral on that regard (even though we didn't experiment the pain or lose caused by the crime perpetrator), but with abortions, we let the (probably second) most affected person to choose... now... how are those situations really not pretty comparable and why do we act completely differently?
She's been the same-hearted person forever -
So bizarre how she's been demonized as people when she's never been one to throw stones and always promoted understandinf
@@aaron783 Sure, those were not stones, it was funny & not all christians are thin skinned. Funny is funny .
@@aaron783you're a comedy fan and you were offended by that? Jesus.
@@maddyewton5802 😯The 10 commandments clearly says though shall not rape - no, thats not in there ... Thou shall not use the lord's name in vain - yes, now THATS a sin, please dont do that