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"After informing the ogrynn of his decision, the commisar spent several days in the medicare temple" lololol commisar dun goofed up
I wonder if it was Commissar Anton Gebbett that was sent to the medic by the ogryn.
Aren’t ogryns gentle giants towards their fellow imperial dudes?
@Maple Flag yeah, but at the same time they are like big toddlers to a degree, whatever the Commisar did or say, he must of really...REALLY pissed them off
@@Johnnekaiser It didn’t really really piss them off or the commissar would be in pieces.
The Commissar should create a medal for them if they do that instead of telling them to drop down all Ork’s heads
Ah, those lovable ogryns.
"Hue wont Ogryn?"
So if the Guard had won, then Kyras would have been found out. lol
Professor Sponge Yeah, or Kyras would have tried to convince more to join his side.
Damn it Thule....
Oh wow!!! As an older fan who played this game when it came out, as well as dawn of war 2, I never knew this 😅
@@finnheisenheim8274 Thule didn’t know.
I really like the use of "Something Dark is Coming" from the BSG Score
It fits very well.
Thanks, I was looking for the song
As was I
Lol the Ogryns beat the shit out of a priest for trying to take their toys away.
Commissar, not priest.
And of course...Taldeer escaped captivity from the Inquisition with the aid of a Vindicare Assassin.
+SMAXZO No, the Blood Ravens chapter-master, Kyras, interrogated her before killing her.
+Shinzon Someone doesn't get the reference.
***** I know Love can Bloom, I read it and actually quite liked it.
"Love bloomed in her mouth" is even better, kekekekeke... no :P
Alextorias NO SHUT UP YOU WONT DESECRATE THIS PIECE OF UTTER LOVE THAT IS LCB.
"Governor-Militant Alexander soon held the Eldar Farseer in his hands, drugged and imprisoned..."
Mmmm, I'll bet he did. Nice.
coke or LSD?
@@MrCouchmen pepsi
@@warhounds *PEPSI MAAAAAAAAN*
0:01 Chaos (The Daemon Killers)
1:19 Eldar (The Witch's End)
2:35 Necrons (Into the Valley of Death)
3:40 Orks (Skull Hunting)
4:55 Space Marines (Resolved in Blood)
6:06 Tau Empire (The Liberation of Asharis)
Actually, it was confirmed that in the main story, Davian Thule and the Blood Ravens won the battle for Kronus, but I heard that it is speculated that the Imperial Guard had won the battle for Kaurava. For the latter you can atleast know for sure that the Blood Ravens had lost that one because Cyrus in DoW2 claimed that "Kaurava was a huge mistake"
It was never truly stated who won Kaurava though
It was confirmed, it was Imperial guard.
@@SlendHQ Nope! In Dawn of War 3 it is confirmed that Gorgutz and his orks were succesful.
@@someguy1747 F that game
@@someguy1747 Well DoW 3 isn’t canon.
@@SlendHQ Hard to lose with all those baneblades
I know I'm a year late here, but I hope you know that the Space Wolves escorted the survivors off of Armageddon, and fought against the Imperium, to protect them.
The chapter master even executed the Inquisitor in charge of the purge.
They even massacre Grey Knights too, the chapter master even solo and kill one Grey Knight, an achievement that Daemons can only dream of. And no one has a ball to call them Heretics.
@@superspies32 Isn't this what leads to Fenris being besieged and the Space Wolves decided to wake up one of the biggest badasses of the WH40K universe just so he can put the Inquisitor and the Grey Knights in thier place by simply scolding them like unruly children?
@@Kaiquintos Bjorn was awakened to deal with the siege, but later have to stop Space Wolf from slaughter all Inquisitors and Grey Knights siege Fenris, which can lead to a devastate civil war.
@@superspies32 which then came to a head when Magnus fucking BODIED the space wolves and ravaged their system, their geneseed defect exposed to the Imperium at large and the Inquisition only too happy to kill scores of Fenrisian citizens for taint of Chaos. Plot armour can carry someone only that far.
I just got the image of playing Dawn of War with Ibram Gaunt as the Guard commander. I need new pants now.
IG = Human Shields. Spess Mehrens = HIDE IN METAL BAWKES TEH COWARDS! TEH FOOLS!
they come at us IN METAL BOXES
You forgot about Colonel-Commissar Ibram "My Regiment liberated half the Sabbat Worlds by themselves" Gaunt.
The Guardsmen lost Kronus but won in Kaurava
to be fair, not like the IG had that much competition
I thought it was the opposite. I'm pretty sure Orks won soulstorm.
Nope, that outcome is too bullshit and infuriating, Stubbs is too great to lose.
IG won Kaurava.
Nope. Orks won Kaurava.
As bad as the game is, there's proof in one of the mission briefings.
I can't believe you posted this one up so fast! This is the best thing I've seen done with Dark crusade.
Tim Lewinson, the voice of the narrator, is freaking amazing! :)
9 years ago... damn
Ten years ago now :/
12 years ago
13 years now
Boreyal and his SPESS MEHRENS lost Kaurava, because they HID IN METAL BAWKES
The *cowards* the *feeewls*
yes! i'm just beginning season 2 of BSG and when I watched this I was like 'this music is awesome, kinda reminds me of BSG!" and i was right! the bass for this is so intense
not unless you take away... their metal boxes.
SSSSIIINNNDDDRRRIIII
after defeating chaos and having being seen daemons, wouldnt the grey knights come after them for exicution to cover up the witnesses
SombreroKing with Alexander's influence he may have avoided them
@@tbone9474 I thought the same thing. The existence of traitor space marines is not something the Inquisition wants to get known.
@@TheSirBrainbug The existence of traitor marines is no secret for the Imperial Guard, they know about chaos making people turn against the Imperium, but they don't know about deamons, Grey Knights usually kill any guards who saw deamons, judging they saw too much for their own good basically.
Look, sometimes, you just less grimdark, otherwise the univers just becomes annoying
@@sylvananas7923 hehe space wolves go bbbrrrrr (grey knights chapter mastet death noises)
40k is about the Imperium. Get over it.
40k is about 40k
@@some00751 nah fam
@@some00751 no
@@wulfgarkonarhik2922 i applaud your reply on a 5 month old comment
For the emperor!
Father Martel, Alexander's Confessor...it would have been nice to have him as a usable commander unit!
Indeed, though having a second Vindicare Assassin honor guard was good too, had a hell of a time using all 3 of them (the two Honor guard and the one you can train) in killing the Greater Knarlocs during the Tau stronghold assault. Still, it was odd that Father Martel wasn't even part of the honor guard unit.
the necron vs ig matchup in multiplayer is broken IMO. if the necron is the same skill or better then the IG player it will be an uphill batlle for the IG the whole game, and the necron will most likely win in the end.
that being said...when the ig do win..its glorious!!1
However I find the title of the game more fitting for Chaos...but the IG's ending was the best
I like how the ogryns had a tard rage moment and kicked the shit out of the commisar
If the Space Marines are the Blade of the Emperor, the Imperial Guard are His Shield. Their role is to hold the line in their vast numbers and always take a step forwards, no matter how terrible the onslaught against them.
@TheShadowyPahria Space Marines can't draw recruits from the imperial guard, because space marines need to recruit people who are young, namely teenagers, while the Imperial Guard recruits mostly adults, save for a few exceptions like Cadia.
The First War. At first, they didn't fire back during hostilities, but after the Inquisition crippled the chapter masters ship and it's escort, they started fighting back, destroying Grey Knight and Inquisition ships.
Superior training, tactics and prowess mean all. Having the bigger stick helps but its the one swinging it that counts.
I like the music in the backround :S
@S67Snail Battlestar Galactica Ost 2 - 10 - Something Dark is Coming
Lol. You made my day, friend.
The secret is that the Blood Ravens we're former chaos marines. And Lukas Alexander was a stool pigeon. :D
It's better to think of Marines vs. Guard in these terms: There are dozens of LEMAN RUSSES for every single Marine. Smart money in a Marine vs. a Russ is on the Russ.
I don't play the tabletop, but I'm starting to. I get all of my information from either all my 40k books or Lexicanum.
My favorite race the imperial guard
Battlestar Galactica - Something Dark Is Coming
thats the best description of the IG iv heard
@BigDickCheney Legend! Thank you =)
What song is it in the background? its awesome sauce
for the emperor!
@WeirdBoySkuzag - they deviated from the fluff here. Ogryns would never strike a commissar, as they view commissars to be mini-versions of the Emperor who they love with a childlike naivety. They perceive every order they get to have come from the Emperor Himself, passed along like Chinese whispers.
2:32 necrons boi
what's the music again? :/
Battlestar Galactica - Something Dark is Coming
+AZpeasy Hey, the Salamanders can breathe fire..so yeah, in 40K..they are scary.
*Hides face and smiles.*
battle star galactica online music in the backround
Dan Dixon thanks for that, was curious
The Emperor ask only that you hate.
An arousing speech before the troops on kyrea? Did he give it while having the farseer perform a striptease or something?
This is proof that porn makes you stupid.
No he had the Sisters of Battle do the striptease.
Plus theres the curiosity of what she looks like !
He wouldn't have enjoyed her for long. I'm sure the Inquisition was quick to recover her and was most eager to interrogate her regarding to both Lorn V and Kronus.
@XAndTheY
And yet the Imperium can work miracles (acts of Faith, banishing demons, etc) by calling on the emperor. Maybe He was just modest?
We will stand against the swarm.
@XAndTheY I think when the Emperor realises that worship of him has kept Humanity together for 10,000 years he won't be so disapproving of religion. Besides, he is so powerful he might as well be a god.
this music is from Battlestar Galactica isnt it? i am watching it now and am sure its the same...
THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!!!
Ok, here's a kevlar vest, a helmet, and a laser gun that's a glorified flashlight. Now we need you and your buddies to take out an 8-foot tall corrupted superhuman in powered armour who wears skulls and chain with fights with a machine gun that shoots artillery rounds. As always, the Commissars will be on the lookout for anybody who has any funny ideas about retreating. The Emperor protects.
-
And that is why the Imperial Guard owns.
actually on warhammer wiki it is said that officalyythule won the dark crusade but it also said that''canonicaly the imperial faction notably the imperial guard'' won kronus or something like that.besides thule is alive in 2.if the impeirals won did he escape?(i havent played the imperial campaing).
What's the background music?
It all makes sense now!!!
Not enough.
@BackDoorGaming your the one taking it to seriously! he's being comical! its just fun and funny to talk about it like its real, thats just what some people do! besides it is a serious thing to some people including myself, I met my wife playing warhammer for gods sake the game does mean alot to me and alot of others, whats wrong with that? as long as its kept in perspective which it usually is,
What's the music you used during the video?
Something Dark is Coming
very well.. corrected again on my mistake..
Song?
...then they will call holy fire from the holy ships of the emperor....and u geth owned.
@69Bluntsmoka420 you forgot one thing...... BAYONETS!! USE THEM!!
i can never get how to play imperial guard. I dont using like week but numbers.
whats the name of the background song?
Royce the Arctic Fox battlestar galactica - something dark is coming
Being an alien isn't heresy. Being an alien is being a foul xenos witch. There's a difference.
That being said, the Inquisition will question her, and then either execute her once they finish or "hold on" to her, as a Farseer would be quite useful for their purposes. Collaboration between agents of the Inquisition and Eldar, while not welcomed by the more conservative aspects of the Inquisition, happens often enough. Inquisitors Ravenor and Eisenhorn worked with a Farseer, for example.
Being a xeno is heresy.
ok.. Im wrong.. sorry for that.. xenos are alien race like nid's, orks, tau, eldar. mutants are oggryn troops from the imperial guard.. sorry of that..
The music is incidental the only thing of importance is the narration.
Well then why did does the Orks have one of the highest morale or one of the most highest morale. And first of all I didn't want to fight with you I was just pointing out a fact.
and who won Kaurava?
Guard
@theitalianscotdan The Blood Ravens did
Then why is it that every tribute I go to has a majority of Imperial Fans, and maybe one or two tau fans who yell "for the greater good" without anything to back it up? And I said to not take it personally.
@flamingregis Say that to our mighty tanks.
So far you're the only one that thinks that.
cool id like to see the others to
I think the will interogate here and then execute here
they didnt walk away lot of them where killed nd they didnt take there legions they splitted them up into chapter im dont wanna start a fight i jus wanted to share some info
What is wrong with people misspelling Emperor's name? It's E-M-P-E-R-O-R, not "emporer"... damn...
Or not. SM all the way baby.
@ragestreet A 'rousing' speech.
@XAndTheY its funny cause IG and SOB call him a god, but SM call him emperor, but ur right, he wanted to remove religion, hence why he wanted to be referred to as a man, not a god
Well, the Emporer is not a god and he knows that. The Emporer is good hearted enough not to do that and lead humanity to basic barbarity, simple mindedness and make himself a tyrant with super humans. The most important part is he would make th Chaos Gods so strong he may create a new god from the human race because they have so many flaws. Even worse Chaos will grow so strong even he will fall under its influence. He is still human after all.
@69Bluntsmoka420 Dude, I couldn't have said it better my self!
It wont mean s*** when the shelling starts. Basilist, baneblade, grenade launcher, and hellhounds to make it intresting
@beastclaw33 thule wins, but after avoiding being called a traitor, he gives the IG the planet to rule
Do not worry. Nothing lasts forever, in time, even the mighty god emperor would be overthrown and democracy would be revived in humanity. (perhaps Warhammer 60k?)
Yes inquisitor, this heretic right here.
Disgusting.
its funny how the ogryns beat up the commisar
@prudence00 Space Marines don't.
so blood ravens was wrong
After thinking about the emporer was mortal but i guess became immortal through machinery. But to they name him "Immortal GOD emporer" as in its god from heaven who came to to earth and saved humanity?
@ragestreet that would have restored morale =p
Good thing cannon DOW is space marines won all games except soulstorm IG won that one I think.
ill try that!
This is a Mens report go 2 the Girly section 4 the sisters-.-''
IG = human shields....space marines....hail to the gods of war.
haha dats so true lol i think we no the persons whos NOT wining the award for orgonality