Man imagine you're just hanging out at your cushy Arasaka security job, then you get a call that there's a situation at Konpeki Plaza and when you get there some absolute lunatic is zooming around the 80th floor of this skyscraper on a motorcycle shooting everyone and yelling incoherently about his family.
@@evandaymon8303 You'd have to rely on smart weapons to be able to aim at anything, but apart from that it should be fairly viable, tho quite annoying to navigate.
8:36 this is gonna make for the oddest news piece ever. "Local madman, V destroys konpeki plaza in act of terrorism. Possibly excusable by cyberpsychosis at the time of the incident, V was seen somehow through MERLIN THAMUEL MAGIC TECH making a motorcycle appear on every floor of konpeki plaza then riding it and decimating staff and security. A motorized bike was left on every floor, which had to be sold to compensate for the damages to both the building, and training new hires."
@ 21:25 Here is what I think happened. Remember when the grab glitched out and you ended up in some random location, and then the boss stopped moving? I think the game actually put you at that location, and the boss stopped moving and flew into the ceiling because as far as the game is concerned the bosses actual location is that random Dogtown location.
One moment that was really funny from the streams was coming back to Placide after the GIM. The bike got stuck in some weird corner that's supposed to be out of bounds because you normally can't jump in this area. It was surrounded on all sides by 12 foot tall walls. Abe did some bike parkour to get out, most ridiculous 2 minutes of Cyberpunk I'd seen in a long time
A vehicle is an object used to transport people or goods. In an elevator the box that you ride in to transport you to a different floor, is typically called an Elevator car. In short; an Elevator is most certainly a vehicle.
the elevator being an exception is really funny cause what’s a vehicle ? it needs some wheels which an elevator have to go up or down a way to stop midway you can guide it by controlling which floor you go
Elevators are "Automotive" in that they are self moving, if you considered everything contained within the shaft to be the one vehicle, yes, they most certainly count :)
Wow... In the mission with Oda, I jump across the floats rather than take the long way around, now I wonder if you could've done a sick Evil Knievel motorcycle jump across!
I think every male goes thru a thing once every 20 years or so where they feel the need to rewatch the F&F series. About 3 movies and 6 months later the desire to ever see another car movie fades
The mobility scooter segments are my favorite. It's a shame the oversized hitbox was an issue because that mod was otherwise a match made in heaven for this run.
I died at 21:30. I wish we could reproduce that. I might need to travel down a rabbit hole. Someone else with patience might've figured out how that works. 😂
at 28:27, yes you can destroy them. actualy, whenever i race, i use the self destruct car on every cars. a few of them are immune to self destruct, but those, i can still use the brake quick hack on these cars. no cars are immune to both. so, i pretty much win, with every opponent's cars way back at the begining of the race. so, yup... netrunner for the win. ;-)
For once, the driving segments _don't_ fail the challenge
I know right!
@abrahamsandwich imagine not watching my video about you.
Ah yes being bald, the only requirement to roleplay as Vin Diesel
DougDoug would be perfect for this role
stopped midstroke for this banger
Commendable. 😂
A real man finishes what he started
Gooner, huh?
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Just imagine how good it’ll be later
bro dropped a little fun fact
@@planexshifteroh, that's what meant with stroke, i through he just stopped dieing to watch the vid
This went from Dom in a muscle car to Professor X in a wheelchair with a gun
Man imagine you're just hanging out at your cushy Arasaka security job, then you get a call that there's a situation at Konpeki Plaza and when you get there some absolute lunatic is zooming around the 80th floor of this skyscraper on a motorcycle shooting everyone and yelling incoherently about his family.
Imagine being Jackie.
@@velcro8223can't he's dead 😂
@@PurveyorTube you're next buddy, oil up
Only complaint is that you didn't take the nomad lifepath in a vehicle based run when nomads are all about family and cars, seems the perfect fit
But the nomad life path starts with you leaving your family, and we all know Dom would never abandon his family.
@@FloridaMann123 I mean, if you want to get technical, the family abandoned you. The clan dissolved and most of the people joined snake nation.
Finally family friendly cyberpunk 2077
can't wait for "Can you beat CYBERPUNK with ONLY THE MINIMAP?"
na imagine you can only see the world in the minimap like instead of seeing normally the whole screen is the minimap
Cyberpunk 2077 on the Atari
Haha might have to happen!
Alright how would that work exactly?
@@evandaymon8303 You'd have to rely on smart weapons to be able to aim at anything, but apart from that it should be fairly viable, tho quite annoying to navigate.
This gave an idea, what if someone made a mod, turning bikes into horses. And then I thought, can you beat Cyberpunk 2077 as a Witcher?
😂
Bro really thought we wouldn't notice him spinning out at the start
This is officially the funniest Cyberpunk combat I’ve ever watched. Another banger from the Sandwich man 🤘🏻
Thanks man!
8:36 this is gonna make for the oddest news piece ever. "Local madman, V destroys konpeki plaza in act of terrorism. Possibly excusable by cyberpsychosis at the time of the incident, V was seen somehow through MERLIN THAMUEL MAGIC TECH making a motorcycle appear on every floor of konpeki plaza then riding it and decimating staff and security. A motorized bike was left on every floor, which had to be sold to compensate for the damages to both the building, and training new hires."
2:53 absolutely convincing argument, run valid
the mobility scooter would have been legendary for the overweight run
Elevators totally count as vehicles. One of the safest at that, statistically. According to a thing I read once, anyways.
basically vertical trains lol
I still don’t trust them but i’d rather be on a elevator than a plane though
Im binge watching ur cyberpunk vids rn and i love it
Me too
coincidentally the only way to make a 3rd person run
A vehicle is anything you can be arrested for operating under the influence
Great job sir! Always a fun watch with these challenge runs!
This has to be one of the silliest yet! I love it!
10:01 the most judas priest thing I´ve ever seen in a cyberpunk run lmao
@ 21:25 Here is what I think happened. Remember when the grab glitched out and you ended up in some random location, and then the boss stopped moving? I think the game actually put you at that location, and the boss stopped moving and flew into the ceiling because as far as the game is concerned the bosses actual location is that random Dogtown location.
19:06 "Runner try to scramble you." I didn't know netrunners had the Teleport Them Below The Map quickhack.
It was cool to catch a decent amount of this on stream, love the challenges
Fun Fact - Vin Diesel is an anagram of 'I End Lives' which is pretty appropriate for this run.
Professor Xavier storming the animals camp with an smg is peak comedy
The streams were great! Thanks for the awesome video!
Really glad to see this challenge finally get realized, was one I've always wanted to see
imagine being smasher, chromed up, puts fears into the people around him and you see a random merc in a scooter
One moment that was really funny from the streams was coming back to Placide after the GIM. The bike got stuck in some weird corner that's supposed to be out of bounds because you normally can't jump in this area. It was surrounded on all sides by 12 foot tall walls. Abe did some bike parkour to get out, most ridiculous 2 minutes of Cyberpunk I'd seen in a long time
Night City isn’t ready for the power of Family
Fighting Matilda on a mobility scooter before she sends you to the shadow realm is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in this game.
The bald, and the suit during the heist mission really gives hitman
The Matilda fight was phenomenal 😂
Agreed!
Another banger. You never disappoint 🔥
Appreciate that!
Yes! Was waiting for it since I couldn't watch most of the live
@34:30 Panam in the 'sidecar' with a mobility scooter is soooooooo funny. xD
Placide's reaction at 19:00 made it seem like he saw what happened to you lol
Incredible video!!! My favourite family value is probably that one time
alternative title "senile man kills the whole of arasaka on a mobility scooter" lmao
Thanks for the laughs. Friggin hilarious to see scooter/archer in all those familiar places they shoulnd't be in. 😀
Glad you enjoyed it!
i was literally thinking it's been way too long since we've had a cycberpunk challenge run. YAY 🎉
Went from Dom Toretto to Charles Xavier over the course of the video
I just imagine this being a story of one of those dudes from John Wick, the way he was slicing dudes on a motorcycle
Paul Walker in a Porsche 💀
"I'm whipping a foreign, I can't whip no Beetle." -A Wise Man
A vehicle is an object used to transport people or goods.
In an elevator the box that you ride in to transport you to a different floor, is typically called an Elevator car.
In short; an Elevator is most certainly a vehicle.
Elevators are in fact, considered vehicles
Yippee ! Another video from my favorite goat !
🤘🏻
the elevator being an exception is really funny cause what’s a vehicle ? it needs some wheels which an elevator have to go up or down a way to stop midway you can guide it by controlling which floor you go
This was the wierdest thing I've ever seen. I love it!
This is the cyberpsycho equivalent of being a car head
This run needs to be renamed the Family Challenge.
Ah, yes, the true 3rd person Cyberpunk 77 experience.
waking up to a 40 minute long cyberpunk vid got me harder than usual
The fast and the furious 77 😂
Hes got the power of Car and Family on his side
you are literally insane LOL
this is 100% the best ''can you beat '' vid ever
The Gordon Ramsey 1 was quite funny too
But yeah, this is great
Gotta admit, the re-worked Smasher fight is sooooo nice.
Elevators are "Automotive" in that they are self moving, if you considered everything contained within the shaft to be the one vehicle, yes, they most certainly count :)
Epic! I was thinking of trying this myself LOL
9:38 bro those jiggle physics… holy fan service
😂
The European mind cannot comprehend this challenge
Wow... In the mission with Oda, I jump across the floats rather than take the long way around, now I wonder if you could've done a sick Evil Knievel motorcycle jump across!
Please do phantom liberty too
I want to see the vehicle in cynosure
“What?” My reaction to the title
Mine was
“Noooooooooooooo”
You drove into Lizzie's and i was like, how the fuck did he do that? I immediately forgot the entire premise of the video
I think every male goes thru a thing once every 20 years or so where they feel the need to rewatch the F&F series. About 3 movies and 6 months later the desire to ever see another car movie fades
17:13 *With Jeremy Clakson voice*
Stephen Hawking has arrived
The mobility scooter segments are my favorite. It's a shame the oversized hitbox was an issue because that mod was otherwise a match made in heaven for this run.
I know, I wish the hit box was the same size so bad!
for the hamfam
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Best challenge run ever
please do this again for phantom liberty
Cyberpunk Cyberwheelchair run
I think you just made the closest run to what a legit "third person only" run would look like 🤣
So true!
Paul Walker, known for dying and dating highschoolers
6:47,
Well that wasn't very family oriented of Yorinobu.
@AbraHamSandwich
The best family value is COMPROMISE, and I WILL argue that point. When I can. In a year
I died at 21:30. I wish we could reproduce that. I might need to travel down a rabbit hole. Someone else with patience might've figured out how that works. 😂
It caught me so off guard haha!
This is such a banger
The thing I value in family the most is family.
he went all out on this one, now i see why it took so long to edit
This man is basically whatshisname from the FF7R games.
at 28:27, yes you can destroy them. actualy, whenever i race, i use the self destruct car on every cars. a few of them are immune to self destruct, but those, i can still use the brake quick hack on these cars. no cars are immune to both. so, i pretty much win, with every opponent's cars way back at the begining of the race. so, yup... netrunner for the win. ;-)
26:44 digital footprint bedamned why does it jiggle like that
Since we now got into the Vin Diesel runs, I wonder if it is possible to beat the game as Riddick...
Also, Johhny now Identifies as motorcycle
My favorite family value is generational trauma. My family knows all about it.
The mobility scooter is by far the best thing that ever happened in this game
Yorinobu, the #1 foe for turning on his family
This honestky seems like the hardest challenge yet
Honestly was super easy in comparison to what I’ve done.
Here at 7 min mark to listen while working 🎉
8:01 wait why was that so fucking clean tho
I'm crying rn😂😂😂😂😂😂 18:41
“Can you beat Cyberpunk 2077 as Stephan Hawking”
Hold up, first upload of 2025? I'm here for it!
My favorite five dollar foot long back again
Is it possible to beat cyberpunk as a mage/wizzard❤ love ur challenge runs a lot and got me to the game hooked😊
Problem solver with no recoil in vehicle combat would go hard
It does!
You must have a lot of drive to get through this ohoho