Hermitcraft 10: Episode 7 | FALSE ENTERPRISES
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- Hermitcraft Season 10 - Episode 7 : FalseSymmetry gets to some BIG BUSINESS with the launch of a business selling... Falsified Rivers? A new False Enterprises company - since Symmetry Springs wasn't all that profitable.
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Doc may be posturing with the hourglass, but Beef's barn is just there. Waiting quietly. Fear what hides in plain sight.
the barn, is inevitable.
It's gonna be painted red. With blood and netherack
especially when it comes with warning signs 👀
@@FalseSymmetrylove your videos!!
I'm pretty sure the warning signs are for iskall to stop breaking the diorite 😂
Business slogan idea: "No False Promises."
Which of course means that you, as False, should never make any promises.
Clever 😂
Given how invested Gem is in the idea of making the server navigable by water, I bet she'd be delighted to see more rivers around the place - there might be the lucrative business deal to be made there....
I had to rewind: Definitely netherite. How dare I question the legitimacy of netherite horse armor..
He should see if he can get a permit for selling trimmed netherite house armour.
100%
With a copper armor trim
I did the same when I watched X’s video
Ask Scar for a lesson in sales pitches 😂 Lesson 1 is not to let the victim, I mean client, talk 😅
That’s a brilliant idea. The final exam is talking over Scar successfully. A very difficult thing for any hermit to do. lol
How about Kelpie as a name for your horse? It retains the watery theme while serving as a warning that this is a horse people really don't want to mess with.
dungeon meshi
As far as selling rivers goes, I bet Big Salmon would be down for that sort of thing
clever!!
so i've heard.. I shall need to have words!
They'd at least want a sole supplier agreement for salmon to add to the artificial rivers
@@lomiification there's a time and a plaice for that kind of pun.
Everyone is so caught up in the permits and False is over here trying real estate. Might be a good move.
The sad violin when False checked the shop sales has me cackling 😂
I was laughing so hard during that part xD
Such a big hourglass, it'd be a shame if someone with a Joker Permit absolutely undermined it's entire business plan.
It wouldn't change much. Doc currently enforces that 60% of the wood permits require sands. If False duplicates one of his permits, it drops to 40% (assuming she manage to keep up with the demands). And that's without accounting for bamboo, plus hermits like Xisuma who will have their own tree farm and hermits like Cleo who enjoy farming trees by hand.
It's significant, but it's not like it would "undermine his entire business plan". Big Salmon, by refusing to negotiate, already does most of the damage to his business plan.
Admittedly, if she really wanted to go at war against Doc, the most effective target would probably be the armour trim permit that he recently obtained. False could just buy a copy of each kind of "difficult to get" armour trim from Doc (so not having to explore the world to get them) and then use her Joker permit to resell copies of them against diamond instead of sand.
noo it might ruin the villain story arc of the server
@@MoiMagnus1er, I find it interesting that Doc gave up his flowers and dies permit, considering that it would be a good one for monopoly, since it gets the entire market with a single permit, differently from wood, and people might buy through the season, differently from the trims that would be bought once or twice for each armour piece.
@@MoiMagnus1er I find Bamboo an interesting oversight in the "Big Wood Monopoly".
Bamboo is just so easy to farm, and with autocrafting it is objectively the best wood type for crafting chests and redstone components. (Definitely one of the major wood uses)
As far as decoration goes, big salmon has the most "decorative" wood types with 4. Coincidentally those are the 4 most painful trees to farm/chop.
Doc's best wood is probably spruce, its easy to farm (especially automatically) and is incredibly popular for decoration.
I think the real reason doc didn't bother with bamboo is he only went aftwr the wood monopoly because he has a cool tree farm he wants to build. And he's playing up the evil role again.
Bamboo doesn't go in a typical treefarm, you either make a field or a few bonemeal based farms. (Flying machine, rows with pistons, or a bamboozler)
I think you may need a business suit or a tie to go with your Briefcase, so other Hermits don't think your briefcase is a suitcase
Or just steal Ren's tie again. It suits her more than him, tbh.
Yes, 1980's power suit style. And the square shoulderpads are already covered.
Or worse… a handbag 👜 LOL
I watched Pearl’s episode and her post office mail satchel got called a handbag at first and she did not appreciate it which, tbf, I understand.
Now I'm imagining False in Mumbo's suit, and it looks so bad but so funny.
i think its more of an american british difference. you just call everthing a suitcase, makes a bit of sense cuz you usually wear a suit when you carry it, unlike a briefcase. like who are you mr. bean who literally carries around briefs and a teddy bear in his briefcase. lol semantics with the tennesee man.
you could maybe convince beef to put a river between himself and iskall? he values the aesthetics of his land, so it would have to be placed carefully, but i feel like if you pitched it as providing more distance from iskall it could work. alternatively, you could probably convince beef to put a river through iskall's house, and relatedly could probably also convince iskall to put a river through beef's house.
other than that: everyone is boating this season! suggest rivers for boat accessibility reasons and they'll be popular!
the interior of iskall's house is filled water at the moment anyways
The ammount of sass in the neighborhood sometimes lol
its a LOT more than sass...
if there is some behind the scenes drama or some other b.s. im not gonna bother watching this season. just like 9. just like 8...
@@aa-tx7th what drama are u talking about? i didnt see anything
Just watch Iskall if you don’t want drama. He’s messing w/ everyone and it’s hilarious. He’s one of the few who’s not treating the season like the business that it is.
@@aa-tx7thwhat? "Just like 9, 8..." what?
@@aa-tx7thMans not gonna watch a single season at this rate XD
The commitment to alternative modes of transport is such a cool part of this season!! Hope the other hermits buy in to increasing the river-way access ;D especially if you can get a river to the shopping district. The ease of restocking with a chestboat full of shulkers!
I think the name Rowan would be lovely for the horse, a little nod to the name rowboat, but not too obvious!
Comes with the joy of acting like That's always been the name on the nametag
Very excited about businesswoman False and the False Enterprises! Don't worry about if the business is slow at the start, you'll just have a great underdog origin story to tell when you've reach unmeasurable wealth and success :D With that cool of a top hat and briefcase the sales will just start flowing in (like a river XD) in no time. Your plans for your base sounded really cool and I can't wait to see what cool things you'll come up with!
False, there's only one name. Rename your Horse: Jetski.
came from the stream !!
also, your description seems to have the same thing twice D: could just be my youtube being weird but thought i should let you know
Everyone: taking it slow!!
Doc: speed running hermitcraft 10, no sleep!!
Doc made himself nauseous farming for 16 literal irl hours straight for that base...dude is working hard!
I like how you call the other hermits customers. That’s hard-core sales are right there, you go get them false
currently going through my minefaire 2017 signatures and i found you! seeing if everyone who i got a signature from is still active on yt or not, glad to see youre still going strong!
Island retreat sounds like a good pitch. Should work just like that on gem with her current water-theme. And if you sell it as a perfect fishing spot you will have Grian.
I love how Doc dropped that huge structure and it's basically log business promotion more than anything. Not even the shop yet. Crazy start to the shopping district tbh.
I love boat builds. It seems Doc is setting himself up for a major conflict. When the ashes settle, maybe sherrif False should step up as Supreme Militarily Dictator False?
You should go ask Mumbo who his tailor is and maybe get yourself a fancy business suit to go with that briefcase
Or ask him how tall his tailor is, then see if he'd be willing to play volleyball
Big fan of the boat!! Maybe you can use that to convince your neighbours? In a "Look, we could all own cool boats"-Way?
So converting the HOA into a yacht club?
So what if you have a mailbox? Do you have a personalized river and matching yacht?
Hypno's greeting was so cute
False: Hypnooo? 🤨
Hypno: hey False how are you doing 😄😄🌞✨
Hey False as an idea on a sales tactic for your shop, I have a feeling glow lichen won't sell very much, because it takes almost no effort to bone meal your own. and for that reason it will be hard to sell, because everyone can set up a farm for it themselves.
So instead I purpose this. You sell the concrete for 5 Diamonds for 1 stack. and you sell the Glow Lichen for 3 Diamonds for 1 stack, but when they make a purchase of glow lichen, they are allowed to take 10 concrete blocks of any colour they want for free, for each transaction sold. So this way if they buy 18 diamonds worth of glow lichen that will be 60 complementary blocks of concrete they are allow to take for free. (I wouldn't advertise this detail in the last sentence to the hermits, otherwise it kinda breaks the illusion of the deal for them.)
So rather than making 5 diamonds a stack for your concrete you could make 18 for almost the same amount. and it would help you sell the lichen. The goal of this, is to make them think they are getting a good deal when they are buying, because they are comparing it to the price of what the concrete is selling for, and they think buying the Glow Lichen to get free concrete is the cheaper option. and you walk away with 2 diamond blocks for each sale you make, if that makes sense. *(If they are trying to get nearly a stack of concrete for free through Glow Lichen purchases that is)*
You could also do the same for other items you think will sell a lot vs the ones that have less demand. I can't predict where this will lead for you. but it should at least give you more sales and make you some diamonds in the process, I think that this could set you up for success.
Good luck False :D
False! Joe didn't mean to degrade your business supplies carrying bag of choice, briefcase and suitcase are oft used interchangeably this side of the pond. He did not intend to throw shade. hahaha.
huh? i live near tn (this side of the pond) and we never call briefcases suitcases??? they are very different things 😅
I've heard them used interchangeably on the coffee side of the pond as well
@@kyuubinagashiSeeing as that's right by Joe, maybe I can't defend him, but I have literally never heard anyone say the word briefcase outside of television, I work in LA.
Idea: As a businesswoman you will need an assistant. So name your horse Assistant Hooves. ❤
There's a brand of European river cruises being advertised (on TH-cam) in North America right now, I assume it's also being advertised elsewhere. You could make a parody company and advertise offering cruises or the scenery offered by such cruises "from the comfort of your own home". A MineCraft-appropriate parody name might be "Illager Cruise Lines" or "River Villagers Cruises". Good luck, False.
Lol i love the sad music playing in the background with the hourglass reveal and the "suitcase" scene
False...
A suitcase and a briefcase are the same thing. A briefcase is a type of suitcase.
It's one of those "all briefcases are suitcases, but not all suitcases are briefcases."
Idk. A suit case could be a case that's part of a suit, or a case to put your suit in when you're travelling to important meetings.
I think the term has lost its prestige now that everyone flies with suitcases, rather than bringing trunks and the like around
Not in the UK it isn't... not sure why you'd combine the two when one is traditionally for documents and the other for travelling abroad and filling with clothes 😂
I reckon since Joe is from the US he might have the wrong opinion and was thusly justified
They are both luggage, but they are not the same thing. A briefcase is for work documents and a suitcase is for clothing.
@@FalseSymmetry A classic suitcase carries both. There's a compartment in the top for documents, and the rest of it is for whatever you want. So the name would really just depend on whether you're currently traveling or not. Imo. Probably just depends on which side of the pond you're on I guess.
Omg now im thinking you need some slogan that leads to “thats false advertising”
The title alone makes me want that XD
Iskall was so happy when you noticed. I think it’s only been Beef, Xisuma, Pearl, and you so far who all noticed immediately.
I think I’m confused about what you’re selling… are you building an island getaway/attraction and selling river access to actually enter the island? Or do they get to build their own dock/boat?
False you're starting to sound like Tom nook in animal crossing New horizons where he sells the island package
😂
You could join the Postal Service and do the rounds for the Ministries District.
🤔There’s always the “stay-cation” idea to adapt….their homes become tropical 🏝️ paradise islands they can enjoy without leaving home. 😉
I mean, having rivers as borders is just plain good strategy. You'll have not only the opportunity to build cool docks and bridges (or tunnels) but you will then also control access points to your area. What's not to like? And easy access to prime fishing spots. Fishing do seem to be a thing this season.
Beef needs a retreat from iskall lol and keralis is doing a vacation base maybe y’all could do something together that’d be fun to watch
I would name the horse: "Netherite horse armor"
Surely there are things left in the game that aren’t part of permits that you could sell. Just start selling people diamonds for diamonds. Then you would get diamonds
More permits will come, but making it a 100% completion isn't the point. So don't expect that to be the case. 🙂
i was thinking the joker permit would of been a good tax permit 10% of all income from all other hermits permits??
The painting as the store clerk is lovely lol
Don't worry about Beef's barn signs, the material they're posted on is a clue to their purpose.
Im so exited about designing the world around transportation. Rivers, horse roads, and water pools for triden-ytra
Wels would love more rivers to build bridges across. He could do a whole archipelago
Y’all heard it here first false’s marketing team! I’m not sure how the server looks like river wise but maybe you could sell a certain fisherman a river short cut to the shopping district. Will probably take a while to dig that all out though.
False should totally use her joker permit to sell "coupons". Half off a stack of any wood block purchase, for 1 diamond. Buy two stacks of rockets, get the third stack free. But like doc, she could set the price of each coupon as either a set amount of diamonds or a set amount of a specific resource. ::diabolical laugh::
False you should invite the hermits to an exclusive lunch with free drinks, key chains and T-Shirts etc, but when they arrive make them sit through a whole time-share presentation/sales pitch first 😀
0:20 That armor is actually: *Leatherite* armor ;P
KELPIE AS THE HORSE NAME LOOK UP THE ORIIGN.
Name the horse "living flesh"
Sales pitch (a bit of a silly one, since some Hermits prank each other and pretend to dislike each other):
"You know they say, love thei neigbour right? But what if that neighbour of your has been [insert name], he/she hasn't been treating you very neighbourly. Why not have your own island and you no longer have to pretend! I can make all your troubles flush away with a bit of water (pull out shovel/bucket of water)"
Since he's a black horse with white horse armor, and you're replacing a boat name, have you considered Steamboat Willie?
If you use your joker Hermit permit to sell diamonds, you would be able to set any other item as price. 👀
I love your briefcase!! All the custom textures in Hermitcraft are so fun! I love how close everything is, and your idea of making a business out of terraforming some rivers into the area is brilliant!!
OMG FALSE, you're so sassy I love it
As far as selling.... sell a river to mumbo jumbo as a new way to enter his base.
I hope you all take advantage of the hourglass and keep buying his wood using the sand on the hourglass.
Do you mean you want them to steal from the shop to pay the shop? That sounds like a terrible idea.
You're so good at boats!
I may have called it a suitcase in Joe's chat that day, sorry False 😢
😂
How about "Galopagos" as a name for your horse. Sticking to the water/ocean theme while making a pun on your horse galopping around
At 6:22. I thought False said, “killed iskall”.
And thought wait, What, Why. Upon careful review I was wrong.
Never been so disappointed to be wrong. In my defence the shenanigans this season have been chaotic and I love it!
False ! for your base!!! GARDEN ROOFS. Yeah! little rooms around 1 or 2 bigger elements. kinda like pillars that get shorter as they approach the edge. Maybe like basalt formations in terms of shape. But definitely verity gardens would be a good option for the top. like one could be roses, another could be a wheat microfarm, etc...
you need Ren's tie to go with your briefcase
...he had another. and I can't be seen matching a failing Minister 😂
Those signs.. "Stop It" "Don't Do It" are a message to SOMEONE to stop breaking Beef's diorite walls
I know you're mostly kidding, but as an American I'd say we use Briefcase and Suitcase fairly interchangeably. I think that's more prevalent in the sub 50's age group. I think the previous generations are more aware of the difference and more likely to use the correct term. On that note though, a Briefcase would be black in nearly all situations. I looks like a satchel from a distance.
Please, please please, make your joker permit for logs and then go into business with a hermit who has a farm, probably X. It would absolutely ruin Docs plan and be hilariously funny.
who else remember the " AND AT THE END OF THE VIDEO HE CLICK THE SUBSCRIBED BUTTON" ?
The empty shop accompanied by the sad music was so.. well.. sad lol, I'm sure you'll make diamonds eventually!
how about "RoeBoat" hehe
*I wonder how many different ways we can spell ROWBOAT*
RowBoat Clop 😂
So false. My idea is out there... Maybe do what you can to expand that river and terrain to make islands that hermits can either Rent or buy outright???
17:30 Someone needs to do a prank & switch that to a yellow glass pane ;P
I'm wondering, can False use her joker permit to "All Logs" and mess with Doc
A sale suggestion for Grian is a guaranteed Mending book from fishing within the 1st 200 fishing attempts in said location.
Has Ren not taught you anything about business? Your missing the periwinkle blue tie to be taken seriously in business, youll have to steal it back then youll get sales and people will know your carrying a briefcase and not a suitcase 😂
Skizz is game for any fun, Joe would like opportunities, Doc just wants to be left alone, or conspired with, Cleo would be interested in mail fraud or swindles, Gem loves the water, and Beef just wants to relax. But Keralis wants vacation vibes. Good luck in your business ventures!
Etho wants those swindles too. Somebody has to skim something off the top of the mail system
Iskall wants to mess with people (Beef in particular)
Oh god, seeing the circle uneven in the full screen is hurting me lol, one side is perfect, the other side is an oval😂
Loving the connectivity with hermits this season. Paths and horses, maybe now boats and rivers. It's great!
Just say no to mega builds. It’s the same old same old. Litematica makes building them trivial.
Change your skin to a Mumbo suit and wear Scar’s head so that people know that you mean business.
I think you should ask Scar to give you sales pitching lessons. He is the king of sales after all. lol
Awwww that shop reveal just makes me wish i could log onto the server and buy a whole box of concrete 😢
I think the horse should be named some specific car name, like honda civic or... well I'm not great with car names 😂 perhaps ask Mumbo what the best car for a businesswoman would be?
ooh, maybe Buick or Cadillac or smth
Everyone is saying you should do it for sand to undermine doc but what if you did it for one of the wood collective permits and then make a better deal with the other wood hermits.
I think I use suitcase and briefcase interchangeably, idk if it’s a culture thing or just me
Keralis idea for the season was to be on a tropical island..... but he is not surrounded by water..... yet!
I think they aren't taking you as a serious business woman because of the striped shirt. It might be time to suit up and show them business false means business.
It looks like a briefcase. Maybe a satchel. Certainly means business.
Selling rivers sounds a bit fishy. Sell it to big salmon as a way of putting more fish around
Your horse should definitely be named boaty-mc-boat-face
Start a black market for sand - the other hermits are gonna need it to buy anything from Doc XD
False!! You're gonna make me cry with the sad music!
HC Season 10: False Brings the Business
... and business is boomin
Why is episode 5's description in the description as well as this Episode's
The guys on the server definitely have a Freudian condition or two. 😂
Okay. Let's start the list of horse names. That are not Boaty McBoatface.