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r/Entitledparents "TAKE OFF YOUR PROSTHETIC, IT'S SCARING MY KID!"

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ก.ค. 2021
  • r/Entitledparents OP works at a hospital, and he also happens to have a prosthetic ear. When goes in to treat a child patient, the kid's mother notices OP's prosthetic ear and actually gasps. She's so horrified by the ear that she demands that OP remove it because it's scaring her kid! OP refuses, and then the father starts grilling OP because the father assumes that OP is mentally disabled and has no business working as a medical professional. Can you imagine demanding that someone else remove their body part?
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  3 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    If you were on that TERRIBLE game show, would you try to do that challenge? Keep in mind that its a televised TV show, so everybody on Netflix would get to watch you.
    Me: HELL NO!

    • @DryPaperHammerBro
      @DryPaperHammerBro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Why not. I'd gladly get humiliated for the entertainment of others

    • @JerseyAnimations1
      @JerseyAnimations1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HELL NOO I'm not going on that show just to get humiliated by that challenge.

    • @volcarona8401
      @volcarona8401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok, now that I know it, naw, ain't gonna do that.

    • @DevinSeeleyDevilO
      @DevinSeeleyDevilO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not even for 1 billion dollars

    • @Kikyo8887
      @Kikyo8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi R/ I just wanted to say I'm loving the new sound quality you have going on I just wanted to say that a few times in this episode your voice kind of went up high it was a little much for my ears

  • @dexv33
    @dexv33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3760

    That Irish accent was perfect, as long as what you were going for was an Irish person impersonating a Klingon with a chest infection speaking Irish.

    • @PsySpyGaming
      @PsySpyGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      To me it sounded like a german trying to speak irish with a german accent.

    • @Sharksaphone
      @Sharksaphone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Well at least it was somewhat Irish

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Yeah it definitely feels like a trek language hahaha. Irish can have some harsher sounds to some ears, but it’s definitely not that aggressive, except when it is, in which case you wouldn’t be able to understand the old drunk man shouting about whatever thing he decided to dislike that day lol

    • @lt530
      @lt530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      When I see a comment involving Klingons, I'm required by law to like it.
      Also, you're not wrong lol.

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@the_rachel_sam Irish is the perfect drunk language as you sound the same whither you're drunk or not

  • @Everhardt94
    @Everhardt94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    That mother was told repeatedly that it was medicine, not candy. Her child understood it immediately. But it didn't matter to her. The only thing that mattered was that someone had the audacity to say "no" to her. She didn't care that she might be poisoning her child. She only cared about being right.

    • @BlackCatVll
      @BlackCatVll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I have Epilepsy so probably take at least 1 of the same meds and THANK GOD that kid didn't eat or even get a chance to try the medicine cuz a lot of the meds for Epilepsy are ones that when starting to take you have to start with a small dose and gradually get to the amount you need soooo.... the kid would have overdosed and been in the ER asap!

    • @AtotehZ
      @AtotehZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      There's also the possibility that she thought the same thing Karen's usually think in idontworkhere stories... That OP is lying. That they're saying it's medicine to keep it to themselves. Either way, the mom was stupid.

    • @Takokujin07
      @Takokujin07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Some people REALLY shouldn’t procreate

    • @AtotehZ
      @AtotehZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@BlackCatVll I have Epilepsy too. It's not so bad to take a single pill as a grown-up without stepping up in increments, but children sometimes react differently.
      I've had grown-ups ask if they could try one. I pretty much tell them the truth. That there are no upsides, it doesn't get you high, best case scenario you have none of the side-effects. With my specific medicine I already got the same dose as a child as I do now, so I'm not so sure there'd be a bad reaction, however.. I also recognise that some people get way stronger pills for epilepsy and it's the dosage of the pill that changes while stepping up the amount. That would suck for a kid.

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@AtotehZ who would even lie about that being medicine and not candy?

  • @kaimagnus5760
    @kaimagnus5760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    "This is Ireland! We Speak English here!"
    Irish Resturaunt Owner: And I took that personally.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's as stupid as "This is America! We speak English here!" Cherokee Native American disagrees...

    • @Tobertobee
      @Tobertobee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This crack me up, I sometimes don’t realize I do 1 out of the 3 EU dialects at work (a ice rink with a bar/restaurant, the dialects are British, Scottish, and German) OOOOOO how many times I’ve been told “Go back to your country” or “*accidentally swears in German* You need to speak American” (yes it’s a thing I hear) I always say me: a history nerd “So do you” k: “I live here” *me in normal American accent* “Yea so do I, dumb b*tch”, Another thing that cracks me up is “Pity the Polish” or “All German are n*zis” *purposely switch’s into German Dialect* “So you pity a n*zi” “No I don’t” “Ma’am/Sir, I’m German and Polish, think with your last remaining brain cells.”

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dx1450 In fairness I don't think the Cherokee ever referred to themselves as "Americans" since that was a term created by Europeans. We can get into the debate about whether "America" refers to the New World or a specific country but that's more of a Romance vs. Germanic language issue.

    • @246-trinitromethylbenzene8
      @246-trinitromethylbenzene8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "This is Ireland, we speak english here" *distant ruffeling of sky masks and racking of Armalite Rifles insues*

    • @GigaTechWolf
      @GigaTechWolf ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess she didnt even have HALF a Brain if That actually made sense to her.

  • @callanightshade8079
    @callanightshade8079 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    First story: the 18 year old is technically entitled BECAUSE she purchased those seats. Because she legally purchased them she is therefore entitled to those seats. That's what the true definition of entitled is

    • @Venus99088V
      @Venus99088V 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is the best comment I have ever seen on a TH-cam video ever

    • @Ramblyyy
      @Ramblyyy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Damn, I actually forgot that entitled ment that you actually own it because of how many people think they deserve what they dont

  • @jkerphnts4819
    @jkerphnts4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    "Honey, that's not how it work on this airline"
    But...she literally has a ticket for it.

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Planes aren’t the same as buses. Someone needs to tell her that!

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She probably has never been on a plane before

    • @superphantom100
      @superphantom100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@InsertCreativeusername_ well I guessing it South West or some kind of similar airline.

    • @benguthrie8814
      @benguthrie8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Apparently some of you have never flown on Southwest, it's literally first come first serve. You can pay like $30 to board in the first group, but otherwise it's the middle seat for you.

    • @The_Wondering_Legend
      @The_Wondering_Legend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      truuuue

  • @MrBounceoutboi
    @MrBounceoutboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Karen/racist logic: " foreigner comes to my country, they should speak my language, I go to a foreign country, they should speak my language"

    • @Le_Grand_Corbeau666
      @Le_Grand_Corbeau666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lemme guess Imma just say
      IT DOESN'T WORK IN THIS WAY

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh the "logic" that is almost as old as human civilization. "My language is better then your language so speak it!"

    • @cambebertkhofta5495
      @cambebertkhofta5495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I lived in a country which spoke their native language and English. When I moved to Turkey, I was kinda expecting something similar. Nope, all of em speak Turkish. So now imma learn turkish

    • @Le_Grand_Corbeau666
      @Le_Grand_Corbeau666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cambebertkhofta5495 well hello from Canada I hope you are doing well in Turkish

    • @trashmammal9203
      @trashmammal9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TARDIS translator needs to be a real thing in the far future

  • @alisamapperson8807
    @alisamapperson8807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    As a child I had to wear a full body brace 23 hours a day, I was teased and physically attacked by other children and their parents. I was always told ignore them but I couldn't my grandfather taught me how to box, so if they were close I would punch their nose. This was far less than what they had did to me, the best thing to come from it was I gained both mental and physical health and dealt with the ignorance. Today 55 years later I still stand up for myself and others along with education for the people that are just too stupid to know any better

    • @pink_sky_morning4842
      @pink_sky_morning4842 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you don’t mind me asking, how come you needed the brace? Was it like some sort of genetic mutation or illness? If you don’t want to answer that is alright.

    • @alisamapperson8807
      @alisamapperson8807 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pink_sky_morning4842 always ask questions, my brace was used to help maintain my spine till I stopped growing to have surgery unfortunately my ribs didn't agree with this plan and so I had surgery at 11 years old and grew 10 inches on the operation table. I am happy to explain any questions you have and I have some photos of that time

  • @almostkatie8461
    @almostkatie8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    So for the Irish story: the only reason that English is spoken in Ireland is because the English made it illegal to speak Gaelic. This is a sore subject in Ireland to this day, and only 10% of the population speaks Gaelic. Watch the movie The Wind that Shakes the Barley.

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s like imperialism but it’s close to home. I feel bad for Irish people and I’m quarter Irish.

    • @laurencesnee8362
      @laurencesnee8362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They need to have schools teaching Gaelic, make a big comeback.

    • @whitelily6658
      @whitelily6658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@laurencesnee8362 we do have them actually

    • @laurencesnee8362
      @laurencesnee8362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whitelily6658 Good to hear.

    • @stormeyedselkie
      @stormeyedselkie ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it was the same for Scotland as well.

  • @notme5128
    @notme5128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    The first story is evidence the body can operate long after the brain has left

    • @doglover5791
      @doglover5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Damn I need to write that down!

    • @Takokujin07
      @Takokujin07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isn’t that called a coma?

    • @doglover5791
      @doglover5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Takokujin07 no, you're thinking of being braindead, meanwhile THEY meant that Karen had absolutely NO brain

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can we just use death row inmates as test subjects?

    • @PFEANYCS
      @PFEANYCS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “It’s amazing that the human body can survive without the frontal lobe, Y’know?”

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    If none of you could imagine harassing a disabled person for being disabled, then congratulations!! You are a functional human being.

    • @moongirl-d9h
      @moongirl-d9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      thank you, Son Gohan from Dragon Ball Z

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If I saw someone harassing a disabled person, I’d kick their feet out from under them and then laugh and ask how they like it.

    • @OhWellHereGoesMyLife
      @OhWellHereGoesMyLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not only i can't imagine nor even comprehend the "why the fuck would you do that?? That's disgusting behavior", but it also comes to me not understanding, comprehending and just plain be disgusted when people shame/bully/harass/etc a person who has no control over something, like disabled people, non straight people, non white people, people of any other gender than you or different sex than you, etc
      Like for fuck's sake no one controls what i mentioned earlier, sure some people aren't disabled from birth but get disabled due to an accident or stuff like that later in life, but they still don't control that, no one does (yes i'm aware that some people have virtiligo/other """"illnesses"""" that can affect their skin color but then again, they still don't control that, like they aren't chameleons or something ffs)
      Sorry for the rant i'm just speechless and mad over some people's stupidity

    • @emberbear
      @emberbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There’s someone I follow on tiktok who is a wheelchair user and doesn’t have most of the bottom of his legs. There’s so many people that ask him how he uses the bathroom that he ends almost every tiktok saying he goes like everyone else. And some people still ask for more information! The worst I’ve seen so far is someone asking him if his privates grew differently and defending themselves saying it’s curiosity and he’s answering questions so he can choose not to answer. My blood was boiling.

    • @schnauzermom8069
      @schnauzermom8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm disabled and most people are kind and hold doors or help me hold things ( I use a walker). Occasionally I have someone who will intentionally slam doors in my face and one guy actually asked me if I "needed" my walker. Like I'm trying to make a fashion statement!

  • @emocosplayer21
    @emocosplayer21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Can we just appreciate how rSlash practically swallows his mic when doing the entitled parent voice in this episode? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeffreyaguilar8028
    @jeffreyaguilar8028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    What if the “candy” was nicotine gum, or prescription pills that the kid was allergic to, or laxatives?

    • @fungle.
      @fungle. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laxatives would've been funny

    • @eowyn8340
      @eowyn8340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I keep hydrocodone on me for kidney stones. They’d be seeing lots of pretty colors if they took my meds.

  • @ythunter4288
    @ythunter4288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Entitled Parents in a nutshell:
    "Kill my son!"
    "No"
    "You're being very rude!"

    • @1989SupraGuyFIN
      @1989SupraGuyFIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Also:
      "Let me and my son steal your reserved seats!"
      "No"
      "You're being very rude and entitled!"
      Is every entitled person that stupid?
      Oh, right. Yes, they are.

    • @janglesthearsonist5265
      @janglesthearsonist5265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      50% of entitled parent posts are essentially this except if the Karen has an IQ that reaches into the double digits then their demand may only be "harm my son" instead of "kill my son"!

    • @1989SupraGuyFIN
      @1989SupraGuyFIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@janglesthearsonist5265 "Let my precious baaaabyyyyyy break your stuff" is another one.

    • @janglesthearsonist5265
      @janglesthearsonist5265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@1989SupraGuyFIN Someone needs to make a show called "Karen's Say the Dumbest Shit"! Now that Cosby is out of prison he could host!

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@janglesthearsonist5265 - Also "I told him it's okay to take your property, so you have to let him do it. Don't be selfish."

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The first OP is a SuperMom. Raising a kid at such a young age and seeing past the fact that she was conceived from assault has to be tough sometimes. Good on her for standing her ground.

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She could have aborted, objectively speaking

    • @kilianalexander2736
      @kilianalexander2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Bottleofwater-n5y Not necessarily, it's quite hard to get an abortion in many areas. Sometimes nearly impossible.

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kilianalexander2736 oh, i didin't mean to be insensitive, i Just Genuenly thought "But why didin't She abort?"

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am impressed with how civil this thread was. How nice.

    • @Bottleofwater-n5y
      @Bottleofwater-n5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 it's THAT simple!

  • @TheConspiracySystem
    @TheConspiracySystem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The last story reminds me of something that happened yesterday. So, I have ADHD and I'm autistic, we often times will self-stimulate by doing certain behaviors. While I was on vacation the younger kids were invited for a dance party (I'm 17), which meant loud music. There was this square thing that I was walking around because I walk when I hear music, and I was tapping my hands together softly so I could help regulate my surroundings. I was only there because of the music, not all the dancing and bubbles. I have no idea how many times I walked around in a circle, at least 10-15 times and each time this guy (he was sitting on a couch next to this girl) would watch me walk past. Then, as I walked past he leans over to his buddy, glances at me and says not so quietly, "I think she's r*****ed"

  • @elizabethkincaid3862
    @elizabethkincaid3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That’s amazing how you managed to speak Irish in perfect German 😂

  • @gamingdemigodxiii5630
    @gamingdemigodxiii5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    It’s bittersweet when the child is more mature than their parent(s)…

    • @ViirinSoftworks
      @ViirinSoftworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Truth. It's been the subject of a few of my weekly therapy meetings...

    • @mariafox9226
      @mariafox9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was working at my grocery store today and we have signs on some carts that say, “For pickup (department) only.” Most adults ignore the sign and grab the carts anyways to do their shopping. This kid came up and asked me what the sign meant and it says a lot when kids are more attentive than adults and ask if it’s ok to take something or what the sign means when they see it. It’s really sad.

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel bad for him. He’s just trying to live his life and he’s probably already counting the days until he’s 18 and can get away from his insane mom. I shudder at what he might grow up to be

    • @msminx_
      @msminx_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not to mention that a young kid understood that it was medicine and the mother didn’t

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    "That's not candy, it's medicine"
    Karen: **doesn't hear because of selective hearing caused by entitlement**

    • @Le_Grand_Corbeau666
      @Le_Grand_Corbeau666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Eats the whole thing and dies

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just tell her it is your autism pills. Problem solved.

    • @Le_Grand_Corbeau666
      @Le_Grand_Corbeau666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@songohan3321 yep or just say that it's cyanide pills

    • @Nikita_Akashya
      @Nikita_Akashya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@songohan3321 Hey that's perfect for my meds. I take autism pills. And I hate people who mock autism just because it isn't visible to the naked eye. I may be disabled, but I will fulfill my dream of owning a house with lots of cats! I can do it!

    • @stoningupper
      @stoningupper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if you take off the not and its medicine then they just said its candy so you cant blame her for being a bitch

  • @florian8599
    @florian8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "You teenagers are soooo entitled!"
    Actually we are entitled to these seats because we purchased them. Have a nice day!

  • @Kisozriel
    @Kisozriel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That crack at Irish was absolutely AWFUL and I’m LIVING for it! I don’t know a lick of Irish and the extent of my experience with it is overhearing a phone conversation of the new owner of a diner I work part-time in, so I am in no way an expert. But the amount of heart you put into it just made my WHOLE day! Thank you! 💗

  • @RhamanaChan
    @RhamanaChan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    With the prosthetic I was actually hoping he'd take it off for the EPs to see his actual ear and be like *PUT IT BACK ON* because it freaked them out even more.

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me too. then it would be malicious compliance

    • @nanidafaq7626
      @nanidafaq7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i can just picture it.
      EP: take off ur prosthetic
      OP: k
      EP: ewwwwww put it back on
      OP: what? i cant hear you, you're going to need to speak up

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      there was a story like that where op's mom had a prosthetic arm or leg and she took it off and started waving it around to embarrassing the em

    • @Challkboard
      @Challkboard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nanidafaq7626 EP wouldn't have just said "ewwwwww", they would have *FLIPPED the EFF out!!!*

  • @manimations4233
    @manimations4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    We should get RSlash’s mom do entitled parent voices and have her share insight with RSlash

  • @amandasunshine2
    @amandasunshine2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    So.. in a language where Siobhan is pronounced "Shivahn", maybe the other words aren't exactly phonetic 😂

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're sort of right in what you mean, except that technically (speaking as a linguist), Irish - & Scots Gaelic (I'm Scottish, they're closely related) - _are_ phonetic; English isn't. The problem is knowing the crazy phonemes.
      (The sentence didn't really have any of those really weird combos, but some single letter pronunciations would be different than in English. E.g. in Scots Gaelic 'failte' is (sort of) fel-ch-ie ('welcome') & I think Irish is close.)
      E.g. the 'bh' in Siobhan is ALWAYS pronounced as a soft 'v' sound. That applies to every other crazy consonant combo, & some vowels, that never looks like they can be pronounced together in English.
      English isn't phonetic, because the same combinations of letters can be pronounced in totally different ways, e.g. cough, rough, bough, dough.
      It makes English a difficult language to learn as a second language.

  • @microwavedcaprisun6521
    @microwavedcaprisun6521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how in the first stories the kids act more mature and know more about the basic law than these parents

  • @darkluxgames2347
    @darkluxgames2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    For rSlash's benefit: doing the EM voices with these settings at the moment sort of blows out the microphone, the rest of the video is perfectly crisp, but I'm wondering if you need to look over the volume settings or possibly move back from the microphone when doing the EM voices.

    • @l0stinnowhere
      @l0stinnowhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yep, it's clipping hard when he raises his voice. A compressor would work great for normalizing levels.

    • @knolsey
      @knolsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      needs a pop filter or to move it back if he has one. - an audo engineer who's been doing live sound for over a decade, also have recorded over a dozen albums; one going gold.

    • @Hellion421
      @Hellion421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yup, adjusting the gain with the louder sounds and then compressing the audio should do it.

    • @Schrodingers_douchebag
      @Schrodingers_douchebag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@knolsey from what band? Just curious

    • @spitzy7965
      @spitzy7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Compress the audio on the way in, then boost it in post with a limiter. It'll be consistent and crisp

  • @Dreamspawn1978
    @Dreamspawn1978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I find it amusing when people say "speak the native language" in Wales and Scotland then get annoyed with galec

    • @Babushkabongwatr
      @Babushkabongwatr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was about to say, isn't the native language in Wales and Scotland Gaelic and it's distinct cousin's?

    • @Babushkabongwatr
      @Babushkabongwatr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rusty Shackleford that is highly interesting, thank you, I'm of Scottish decent and live in Canada so I kind of don't know any of this

    • @dadoctah
      @dadoctah ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm in Arizona and a few years back they tried t pass one of those "English only" laws here. I came up with an idea to have bumper stickers made up reading "You're in America. Speak Diné Bizaad."
      (For those not in daily contact when the relevant culture, that's Navajo.)

  • @colemcintyre9638
    @colemcintyre9638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OP: this is my seat.
    EP: get the flight attendant!
    OP: *gets flight attendant*
    EP: *shocked pikachu face*

  • @rachelmoore1974
    @rachelmoore1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last story with the person who wore a prosthetic on their ear, if the entitled parents had said they wanted me to take my prosthetic off because it freaked them out, I would have! According to OP he wore it because his ear was quite deformed both from the birth defect and also from surgeries, so it clearly looked worse underneath. I would've taken it right off and then refused all their demands to put it back on! "'Nope, you said my prosthetic scared you, so I took it off and it's staying off! Enjoy!"

  • @TheDarkLink7
    @TheDarkLink7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    rslash: "shoves tube down throat"
    Me hearing this in Archer's voice: *Hey Phrasing*

    • @goatskull2031
      @goatskull2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Danger Zone

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goatskull2031 thats after the mission goes down the toilet with LAAAAAAAAAANA

    • @MicroMarck
      @MicroMarck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Bob voice right?

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MicroMarck Jon H Benjamin yes provides the voice for both Sterling Archer and Bob Belcher. But my main reference is Archer saying hey phrasing.

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MicroMarck a clip from the episode i am referring to:
      th-cam.com/video/VS4QGEQaclk/w-d-xo.html

  • @SpruceOaks
    @SpruceOaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I’m not Irish. But as a nerd, I can definitively say your Irish sounds like Klingon.

    • @aspiring.creative.person6092
      @aspiring.creative.person6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol that’s the second comment like that I’ve seen

    • @GalacticTommy
      @GalacticTommy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m Irish and that was the most awful attempt at Irish I’ve ever heard. I don’t even speak Irish but I still know it’s bad lol

    • @uh-1yhuey159
      @uh-1yhuey159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GalacticTommy he’s trying his best calm down

    • @GalacticTommy
      @GalacticTommy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@uh-1yhuey159 yeah that came out bad lmao

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miles O’Brien agrees

  • @Mr.Quinlan888
    @Mr.Quinlan888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As an amputee, I can sympathize with what the last OP went through. I was at Dave and Buster's for my nephews birthday party. A little kid came up and saw my prosthetic leg (with a Darth Vader decal on the carbon fiber socket) and exclaimed to his Dad what a cool leg I had. A little while later, I was standing at the prize counter with my son and nephews and the same kid came over and said, "Mommy, look at that man's cool looking leg!" "I want one of those." The horrified mother asked me if there was anyway I could cover up my leg (I was wearing shorts) as it was disturbing her kid. I just laughed and said, "Sorry, I'm not afraid of my body parts." I just walked away and cackled about the experience.

  • @Jaded1916
    @Jaded1916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sitting here in Ireland listening to you speak Irish, suddenly, the cat starts screaming, the dog begins to bark, mirrors and windows shatter and a gateway to a blazing inferno opens as you have awoken the old gods who now seek to cleanse the land after hearing such sacrilegious sounds.
    7/10 - would listen to rSlash speak As Gaeilge again.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Story 1: "You teenagers are so entitled."
    And yet she acted like a spoiled teenager when confronted.
    Story 2: When they tell you it's meds, it's meds. You don't insist it's candy, because it could poison, or even worse, end your child! This is another example of when the kid is better than the mom.
    Story 3: Man, that has got to be one of the dumbest attempts at a fake ID. It didn’t even resemble a real ID according to OP
    Story 4: And yet another story where the "child" (OP is an adult herself) is better than the parent. OP's parents pretty much called OP the source of the problem.
    Story 5: Again, a child that is better than their parent. You don't go demanding people to speak your language, because you'll be labeled as a racist, which is true.
    Story 6: I hate people that trash talk people with disabilities.

    • @fungle.
      @fungle. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty much sums it all up

    • @misschuckito1311
      @misschuckito1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the "candy" could like break the child

    • @DrYeet2704
      @DrYeet2704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a big soft spot for people that have disabilities and if I hear someone in public trash-talking anyone mentally or physically disabled, I get VERY angry. Maybe because I have mild Asperger's, but hey, treating anyone disabled like trash is the definition of a huge asshole.

  • @ItsameDesire
    @ItsameDesire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That last story, imagine it instead being malicious compliance.
    "Eww, your ear is missing, put it back on" "Sorry ma'am, can't hear ya, my ear is off"

  • @keepupwithspeedy
    @keepupwithspeedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine being confined to a wheelchair all your life and having people treat you as if you have a mental disability rather then just a physical one. I get that all the time. It is so annoying.

  • @hazbinotakusimp2182
    @hazbinotakusimp2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Told the Covid vaccine story to my Christian grandparents and they literally facepalmed

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Hmm, reminds me of that one scene from Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
    "Lend me your ears!"
    *the crowd literally pop off their ears and toss them onto the stage*

    • @BloodwolfTico
      @BloodwolfTico 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, I loved that movie! Kinda gross but still funny.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never heard of this but need to see t now

    • @4Just1Girl
      @4Just1Girl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BloodwolfTico That's simply Mel brook's sense of humor for ya :)

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      funny enough there was a kind of show that did something like that. I believe it was called 'boiled over' or something and they would get an actor who kept annoying a random person who had no idea they were on the show and if that person did not get angry or walk away from the actor for a set time they would get 50 bucks or something.

    • @BloodwolfTico
      @BloodwolfTico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@4Just1Girl Oh yes, I love all Mel Brook movies! History of the World Part 1, Space Balls, etc... great stuff growing up! :)

  • @volcarona8401
    @volcarona8401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Damn, that Irish entitled person got destroyed 😂

  • @kelliereads4409
    @kelliereads4409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the first one I can say it isn’t very surprising for the nice child to have backed down immediately- Entitled parents usually create two types of children: “The opposite of their parent most likely shy” Or “the carbon copy “

  • @BobBlumenfeld
    @BobBlumenfeld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Actually, in the pre-selected seating segment, OP was the entitled one -- she was entitled to the seats she paid extra for, but I don't think the EM meant it that way.

  • @tonedeaftalent
    @tonedeaftalent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “What would you do?” Did something similar. They had a woman being very vocal about a special needs worker. It was a social experiment on what others would do in that situation

    • @maxskogh6289
      @maxskogh6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Their clips are really interesting and you at often times get back hope of humanity.

  • @NiamhCreates
    @NiamhCreates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    As someone who's been learning Irish for about 6 years, I thoroughly enjoyed you attempting that! It was way off, but *maith thú* (good for you) for trying! :-P

    • @Chuckf66
      @Chuckf66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah. Irish heritage here and I struggle to even come close to pronouncing it properly! Points to rslash for the attempt, though.

    • @L1K34PR0
      @L1K34PR0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ngl i felt a little german vibe when he tried

    • @saniakhan7248
      @saniakhan7248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i scrolled down for this comment ahaha. i thought it sounded cool tho :D but I'm not Irish so meh

    • @littlespacewitch9728
      @littlespacewitch9728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao I'm from Ireland, very far off, it gave me a laugh though. Good going for trying though lol

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The only thing I know about Irish is that when written it doesn’t follow English pronunciation rules *at all*. It’s why the name Niamh is pronounced “Neeve” and Caoimhe is pronounced “KEE-va”.
      So I knew his trying to pronounce it phonetically would be WAY off, lol.

  • @carterjones7050
    @carterjones7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When a kid finds strange drugs in a ziplock bag I was expecting her to assume that they were illicit drugs. Also, forcing someone to give your child strange pills?? Like I looked up the sort of medication OP was talking about and they don't look a whole lot like candy???

  • @Bee-ru8ld
    @Bee-ru8ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That last story reminded me of when I was a kid, and I saw somebody with a prosthetic leg for the first time. I pointed at him and asked my mom "Why does that man have a robot leg?"
    My mom smiled and told me to go ask him. I was really shy though, so I didn't ask him. But then the man turned around, smiled at me and walked away. I just really hope I didn't offend him in any way...I was only 6 years old back then.

    • @20Unbelievable06
      @20Unbelievable06 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      as a disabled person I can tell you there are very few disabled people that would be offended by a young child's curiosity. we can tell the difference 😊

  • @ultrajoci
    @ultrajoci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    i think in the story where the kid wanted medicine thinking it was candy it was more supriseing that the kid actually asked for the medicine and not just ate it without asking

    • @broski89
      @broski89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wonder who taught that kid manners and common decency because the mother sure as hell didn't.

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@broski89 someone with common sense

  • @Mintzzz
    @Mintzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Ep:take off your prosthetic,it’s scaring my babyyyyy
    Op:ok,quit your bs,it’s annoying everyone
    That’s what the title implies

  • @edjeberkant8492
    @edjeberkant8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OP: Yeah, I have a disability and that’s a prosthetic.
    EM: *sO yOu aRe mEntALLy iLL??”

  • @MM-cj4yl
    @MM-cj4yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know you failed at parenting when your kid knows that meds are not candy and you don't know it.

  • @imboredthatyimhere
    @imboredthatyimhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Aaa the mic with the entitled mother voice is more raspy than ever :3

    • @keep_dancing
      @keep_dancing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I think louder too

  • @antoniuspoe9945
    @antoniuspoe9945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd insult them and then give them $10k as an apology. Lol

  • @justasimplekaeyasimp287
    @justasimplekaeyasimp287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last story really hits home. I have a disability that makes it difficult for me to walk. To sum it up: My leg muscles are pretty weak so I have to train them regularly and I also can't lift my feet up completely on my own. I can barely manage to reach a 90° angle.
    I CAN however walk, even without the help of orthotics. But I prefer to wear them whenever I leave the house 'cause it makes walking easier and it reduces my chances of tripping and not being able to get up by myself as well.
    Still, even with the orthotics on it still looks quite weird when I walk, I know that too. But I feel like, whenever people look at me they automatically often assume that, only bc the way I walk looks "odd", I'm also mentally challenged, and that sucks. It's not as hurtful anymore since I'm used to it now but it doesn't change the fact that it's annoying as hell.
    But oh well.

  • @damianvandenhaak
    @damianvandenhaak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    For the last story i just imagine what they would say to a person in a wheelchair.
    EP: What is that you are sitting on? It isnt halloween yet. STAND UP it is disturbing me.

    • @damianvandenhaak
      @damianvandenhaak 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aduckofsomesort sadly yes

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to use a cane to walk after surgery. "But you're too young to need a cane. Stop faking for attention."

  • @my__socrates__note
    @my__socrates__note 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Your Klingon accent is awesome... Oh, wait.. That was Irish/Gaelic? Ah...

    • @couldntmixapotnoodle
      @couldntmixapotnoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he tweaks it he'll probably be fine.

    • @couldntmixapotnoodle
      @couldntmixapotnoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he tweaks it he'll probably be fine.

    • @shoegal623
      @shoegal623 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL. I'd love to hear that Gaelic sentence from a native speaker.

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Qapla! Perhaps today is a good day to die!

  • @BadassHater1
    @BadassHater1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's like catching a thief stealing your stuff and then he calls the cops on YOU for stealing the stuff that he stole from you!"
    While it may be a surprise to you - shit like that ACTUALLY HAPPENS.

  • @grumpycat3267
    @grumpycat3267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "greedy fucker" is the best line in the video

  • @spyderdogg
    @spyderdogg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:01 ya that was absolutely impeccable

  • @panther_draws7584
    @panther_draws7584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Anything: Exists
    Karen: M I N E

    • @GP27373
      @GP27373 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ✨ Manifest Destiny ✨ 😆

  • @curtisberard7831
    @curtisberard7831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Excuse me?!"
    Sorry, there's no excuse for you.

  • @Marshyfluf
    @Marshyfluf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Irish ascent was much better than I could ever do so good job

  • @techgeneralgaming7279
    @techgeneralgaming7279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The kid from the intake after taking the candy : mommy, why do I see colourful rainbows and beautiful mushrooms?

  • @xerusume
    @xerusume 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:40 his Irish sounds like he lost WW2 lol

  • @bengx3210
    @bengx3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Entitled parents be like:
    EP: give me something that you paid for so my precious angel can be happy
    OP: no
    EP: *demonic screeching*

  • @JennaGetsCreative
    @JennaGetsCreative 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It might not be okay with HR, but I think the best comeback the last OP could have had would be to fire back with "Your nose makes me uncomfortable, can you take it off?" (Or any other body part.)

  • @damianmasq5134
    @damianmasq5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Diners? Parents behave, kids behave (or try, with their parents encouraging good behavior)” Omfg I fully choked on my coffee from laughing, what absolute nonsense! This dudes entitled people must be INSANE to make op think that!

    • @ruthpatricia6367
      @ruthpatricia6367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe the customers in the diner they saw are just civil

  • @meg-aneletang13
    @meg-aneletang13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Man I wake up at 9 everyday just for this and yet again I get to start off my day with an other awesome rslash video

    • @notnotalwen4891
      @notnotalwen4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same but i will go to sleep at 9 or 10 and would listen to his stories for a good sleep

    • @williamdelbourgo3940
      @williamdelbourgo3940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I watch this while eating lunch

    • @C___________
      @C___________ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wait for 9 almost everyday for r/

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8am for me.

    • @ChucklateChip
      @ChucklateChip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      6:00 AM over here!

  • @Jack-be2kd
    @Jack-be2kd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am Irish and I used to work as a host for a Brazilian restaurant in Dublin (seriously good food, the steak 🤤) which is very well known and frequented by a number of regulars who are the nicest people, when I asked some regulars why they always came back the most common answers were the good food and awesome staff (nearly all Brazilian/Mexican/Portuguese with 5 Irish people) But my favorite memory of working there, was a wall, which had written on it "You don't get to be Irish and racist" which is the single most true statement I've ever heard

  • @pystonge
    @pystonge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would 100% make fun of a disabled person for 100,000$. And after the fact, I'd split the winnings with them. I'm sure they need that kind of money as much as I do, and even more.

  • @MadMusic26
    @MadMusic26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    There is a show that’s sort of like that. I think it’s called “What Would You Do” and actors go into public places and act horrible to other actors to see how the people around them react.

  • @randolphrosenberg2994
    @randolphrosenberg2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Fan who grew up in Ireland: Honestly you were halfway close and that's highly concerning.

    • @RaqRedOX
      @RaqRedOX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why highly concerning?

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RaqRedOX because he can’t bash him for being an American butchering his language

  • @Hypastpist
    @Hypastpist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the last OP shouldve just said "i lost my ear in iraq"
    OP doesnt even need to say that that he was in the military, its like "i was there in the that certain place, in that certain time, and BOOM, lost ear"

  • @CallistoSangre
    @CallistoSangre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg, the Chinese restaurant: about wanting an item irrelevant to the type of the food place. Last year the restrictions were more harsh where I live, especially in restaurants. I went with my friend to a Korean restaurant, and generally they had sushi on the menu, but due to safety and health hazards it was not available at that time. Some time after we entered, two guys came in, sat down, and throwing one look at the menu said to the waitress "We'd like this, this, and this sushi platter." The waitress said they're not available, and the look on this guy's face was so weird! "So I can't get a sushi platter?" "Unfortunately no, I'm sorry." He sat there, huffed and puffed, omg. In the end the restaurant acommodated them, whipping out a lunch menu, saying they could order from that (I guess it was only to placate them, business must have been slow, no idea. Or they just didn't want troublesome clients). My friend and I were just looking at each other, and then at them, trying to contain laughter. Go to a Korean restaurant, and be angry they don't serve Japanese cuisine. It's like going to a pizzeria and complaining they don't have typical lunch items, like mashed potatoes or coleslaw, or spring rolls.
    [EDIT: I zoned out while listening and thought the Chinese restaurant mentioned in the story didn't have the items the EM ordered, sorry]

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Alright so we're checking out the only subreddit where OP is forced to remove his prosthetic ear... It's r/entitledparents."

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get the reference

    • @joemama9934
      @joemama9934 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have ideas
      of ideas
      idk what do you expect me to say?

  • @Domino_Panda
    @Domino_Panda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I once mistook my mom's liver meds for m&ms. Let me tell you emergency stomach cleansing is no fun.

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I once mistook my mom's calming pills for my migraine meds the thing was you were supposed to take just a quarter or something and I swallowed the whole pill. I was high as a kite when I was walking the dog but hey my migraine was gone.

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My mom once found my brother playing with her allergy meds. She wasn’t sure he took any, but poison control told her to give him ipecac to be safe. That’s no fun, either, but I think you still win with the stomach pumping. Glad you came through okay.

  • @OsirisTheRaptor
    @OsirisTheRaptor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a person who did study Irish for a year, I agree and to be honest:
    *I COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT BETTER MYSELF*
    Irish may be a dead language but people still speak in parts of Ireland, and I'm not gonna lie, the language WAS INDEED FASCINATING TO LEARN, although I can't speak it anymore I still love when people talk in it, it make me love all cultures and NOT lose faith in HUMANITY.

  • @Gothymothmoth
    @Gothymothmoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the first flight attendant was a saint! working/dealing with that would be a night mare

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:28 Imagine it being fentanyl, yikes. When you have back surgery that's particularly painful in the time after they sometimes prescribe fentanyl. Oxycodone is an opioid considered a bit weaker than heroin and fentanyl is considered somewhere along 50 times stronger than heroin. It's designed to be as the synthetic drug it is.

  • @loganrasnake9252
    @loganrasnake9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Me: * Has something in my house *
    Karen: Give it to me.

  • @littlelynxx
    @littlelynxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    rSlash can go from the calmest voice to Fnaf 4 jumpscare in less than half a second

  • @priscillashaw8402
    @priscillashaw8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a person with epilepsy seizures (absence seizures to be exact) I can confirm that the medicine is not only *NOT* candy, but tastes horrendously

  • @jamieemeagi7377
    @jamieemeagi7377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:25 Karen: ThIs IS IRELAND wE sPeAk EnGlIsh
    Me: Nope this is Ireland we speak *irish* and *english*

  • @thegreatstoneddragon9432
    @thegreatstoneddragon9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love it when rSlash attempts to speaking a different language! 😂

  • @Matt_Black1
    @Matt_Black1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Karen: “can I see your manager”
    Me: “ha ha”
    Karen: “why are you laughing”
    Me: “BITCH I AM THE MANAGER”

  • @thatdudeishere7627
    @thatdudeishere7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hearing Rslash saying “Greedy F****” in an entitled voice was way to hilarious.

  • @BunnyDay
    @BunnyDay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I don't speak Irish either so I can't say how well you did, but I gotta say, that sounded A LOT like Klingon =)

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damn, some epilepsy medications are actually not supposed to be taken by children, I’m sure the ones I’m on are adults only. I’d hate to see what would have happened.

  • @silvercobra1870
    @silvercobra1870 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    as an irish person i was DYING at the irish swears and sentence

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isn't the point of raising a kid supposed to be raising a person with their own opinions and beliefs, so why is she mad that OP doesn't think the same

  • @ThatSmashGuy
    @ThatSmashGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can confirm that like 10% of people In Ireland actually like and know how to speak Irish. Your accent sounds like your screaming gibberish at me as some sort of interrogation.

  • @RockyGems
    @RockyGems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Your Irish deadass sounds like you're trying to Dragonborn shout XD

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 ปีที่แล้ว

    Epilepsy med story:
    “Just let him have one!”
    I would have just screamed: “You want me to drug your child??? What the hell is wrong with you!?! I’m calling cps.”
    Cuz, the kid asks to have one, OP replied “it’s medicine” and the Karen demanded OP give her kid one anyway. Either she didn’t hear you, or didn’t listen. Either way, that drastic escalation putting negative attention on her while highlighting the reason why you’re denying her request *should* shut her up.
    If it doesn’t, then there’s nothing you could have done.

  • @namelessdork2256
    @namelessdork2256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last bit is actually a movie. Someone had to do increasingly horrendous actions in order to win a bunch of money, and the first one was to eat a dead fly. Then further down the road, you had to make a kid cry and desecrate a church.

  • @Hybrid301
    @Hybrid301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Incredulous rSlash at the end there is my favorite. He still can’t believe some people even after all this Reddit.

  • @only_m3i
    @only_m3i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I feel like we should get Rslash's wife, mom, dad and other ppl he's close with to do some of the voices soon in here. Just suggesting btw -w-

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think mother slash would make a great entitled grandma

    • @nightroses5139
      @nightroses5139 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *His wife

  • @rianokeeffe6801
    @rianokeeffe6801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as someone who can speak Irish hearing rSlash attempt Irish is one of the most painfully funny things I've heard all week

    • @Nimatoir
      @Nimatoir 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for an Irish person in the comments lol

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why does rSlash sound like an angry viking reading (or trying to read) the Irish words 11:35 😂😂😂

  • @H0us3pl4nt
    @H0us3pl4nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love listening to these and then reading along. Especially when ES pops up and the first thing I think is “Entitled Sh*t”

  • @Celestial-Skyys
    @Celestial-Skyys ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst airline experience I had involved a dad with a young son getting on our fight last minute thus them going to be split up. So the desk person who was flirting with Ihim decided to not only put him on but give him my family's seats. We had me at 13/14, a 6/7 year old, a literal baby who legally could not sit alone (minimal head support) and my parents.
    They split us up to have me go to the back and sit between a strange man and a woman with her child (they weren't a party), they had my younger (but not a baby) brother near the FRONT, they tried to have our parents nowhere near us, and they tried to have my BABY brother go ALONE in his own seat (we only had 4 seats for a family of 5 btw) away from our parents. My parents had to fight with them because it was pushing it trying to have them away from both their kids but completely innapproperate expecting them to put the baby alone and get up frequently to check on him (yes that was their real suggestion). We also found out after we landed that they broke my mom's BRAND NEW suitcase she got for Christmas and refused to replace it.
    Don't fly American Airlines.

  • @namelessminionveinreaver3763
    @namelessminionveinreaver3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good on that first OP for doing the right thing and bringing that little girl into the world despite the awful circumstances of the conception.

    • @spydersoup8447
      @spydersoup8447 ปีที่แล้ว

      To think someone would become a caring mother from being sexually assaulted at the age of 15 or 16.

  • @ImJustShayeB
    @ImJustShayeB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The story about the restaurant with the fake idea is like when parents with kids at their amusement park and they carry the child through the line because they are "tired" but really they are just trying to avoid having their kid measured because they are too short for the ride. Like dude, now I HAVE to check them because their obviously too short. Hold on, let me radio my manager. 🙄🙄🙄🙄