I've read a biography of Paul by one of his friends, Miles something but anyway, in his interview about Liverpool it's always "f--- this, f--- that" . I've never read so many cursing a book before.
Why, because you've seen him what, 10 times in a movie, concert, on a record, on TV, radio ? You haven't hung around with the man. His friends, family and colleagues do and have..
well first I watched him teach how to make mashed potatoes now he's telling jokes.I think he is bored after accomplishing so much in his life.I'll watch no matter what cause I've always been and always will be one of his biggest fans.A real legend and a real gentleman.
This comment reminded me of Forrest Gump because it’s literally that Paul accomplished so much he doesn’t even notice anymore and the same thing happened to Forrest 🤣 I mean Forrest sounded so bored when he talked about I think the second or third time he met the president of the U.S. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Paul can do any accent, in any voice, he's an amazing mimic. He could make his voice sound like Elvis, or once I even heard him do Roy Orbison. He could make his voice sound like John too.
Well, he is Irish in decent. Actually, he’s only a second or third generation Liverpudlian! His great grandparents/grandparents left Ireland and moved to Scotland before settling in Liverpool, so…
Paul frequently likes to kid the Irish, perhaps because he's half Irish himself. His mother's maiden name was Mary Mohan. George was also half Irish, his mother's family was named "French" which, despite appearances, is an Irish surname.
Paul used to be famous amongst his friends for his story-telling. Many school mates remember how he'd effortlessly captivate an audience with his colourful descriptions and elaborate gesticulation. Seems he never stopped doing that! He sometimes tells stories during his concerts too.
I have to say, for the incredible musician, the brilliant songwriter Paul McCartney is, he is also a very down to earth human being. I've been loving him for nearly 60 years. 🥰
I agree, but it is extremely easy to _hate_ him once you discover he supports the swastika tattooed Hitler saluting Waffen SS pride parading blueyellow ragwagging prisoner-murdering nazis in Ukraine.
I saw Paul play a couple of years ago for 3 hours. He and his band were perfect. The odd thing was I never saw drink anything.....no water nothing. I love him and the the other 3 lads. They created the world we, well at least I, live in. 'To the toppermost of the poppermost' thats right Johnny.......
Well I read this joke online many times before watching this video for the first time. This narration sounds nothing like I had imagined it but it's still funny.
Haaaa LOVE YOU Paul that was a good one.. I just want to say thank you and your 3 other mates for all the beautiful music... I lay down in my be at night and and place my head phones on and go back in time .. i laugh i cry because it brings back great memories of my love ones who are all gone now. BUT !!!! you guys change the world and i was a little girl growing up in it and today at 59 Sir Paul McCartney im still blasting the Beatles music no matter where im at ... ❤💋❤ TKY
What makes the 'meanwhile back' line great is he doesn't sing it how it would be read in print. "For a fish and finger pie in summer. Meanwhile, back behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout..." He replaces the comma after 'meanwhile' with a period after 'back' when he sings it. For a fish and finger pie in summer meanwhile back. Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout...
Make one fence, and you'll not be known as a fence maker, but do what he said last, and you'll definitely be known for doing it. Double standard, it just ain't fair.
Where is this footage from? Is this the bonus of something or did someone just walk up to an ex Beatle and drag him into an empty room in front of a camera and say, "Tell a dirty joke" ?
From an old website around the time of the release of Memory Almost Full, where you could "ask Paul questions" (type in a question and get a pre-recorded response which was usually him saying he didn't know what you were asking)
On July 14th 2013 I saw Sir Paul in Indianapolis, and held up a sign from the 3rd row that said, "We stole your goat joke". between songs he mentioned the signs, and pointed us out because he said he didn't get it. The drummer (Abe) spoke up and took credit for it! Thrill of a life time, and the sign strategy was flawless! (in getting his attention)
What makes this so funny to me is that on his cover of his album called "Ram" (pun intended, I guess), he is holding a goat by the horns as he looks at it mischievously from behind. We don't see him standing behind a mahogany bar on the cover, do we?
Heard this joke before from Chris Pratt on a talk show but I like the way Paul tells it. Made me laugh at a joke I’ve heard before. That’s a skilled comedian right there.
I've known this man for almost 60 years now (along with millions of others) and this is so incongruous with his whole persona that THAT is what made me laugh my ass off. Damn good one Paul.
Paul, you know danmm well you are Irish yourself, and us Irish love you. You and lennon were the sons of Irish parents and the two of you showed the world what good music sounds like. If you ever come to ny ill buy you a pint pal. Im 34 and have looked up to You all my life- Mike Shanahan.
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the way he said "nohhhh" omg hahahaha
nOOO xD
It was like the one Rachel does in friends🤍🤣🤣🤣
Only Billy could do it like that.
the 12 seconds of silence at the end are the best.
not sure if the people behind the camera were trying to hold their laughs or they thought his joke sucks xD
He told it wrong. The punch line is supposed to be " but suck just one c*ck"
@@Chilliam13 Paul's punchline had more lead in its pencil.
Yeah, that was the funniest part 😂
aidange2.
Well, it excited you at least"
First time I ever heard Paul swearing.
i've heard him swear a good few times over the years
True, most of the time he seems extremely cordial and goody-good. The most goody-good of all the beatles.
I've read a biography of Paul by one of his friends, Miles something but anyway, in his interview about Liverpool it's always "f--- this, f--- that" . I've never read so many cursing a book before.
listen to big boys bickering
Why, because you've seen him what, 10 times in a movie, concert, on a record, on TV, radio ? You haven't hung around with the man. His friends, family and colleagues do and have..
when he said "up on the hill" i expected him to say "there was a fool"
me too
"head in the clouds"
Pearson
I’m deaf,no cc😢 I sure wish I knew what he was saying!
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i wonder if pauil laughs at this joke for 3 straight minutes when he tells him self this
john lennons bicep i know i do *wink wink*
john lennons bicep ,
amos ur neighbourhood memester he definitely does
Are you John's left or right one ;3
i dont think ive ever seen a more wrong way to spell pol
The accent, the delivery, everything about this was a win! LOL
Except the joke...
He is half Irish.
Yeah, I'm thinking he'd be better off leaving this sort of thing to Ringo. (-:
Joke didn't make sense.
@@politicaloutsider413 you're not Irish.
What did we ever do to deserve this man
WHAT AOSNSNSN
Not enough I can tell you that
We don't
Win the war? Dno...either way, he’s the father of today’s music 60’s-20’s
Paul as a stand-up comedian? Don't quit your day job, luv. LOL
well first I watched him teach how to make mashed potatoes now he's telling jokes.I think he is bored after accomplishing so much in his life.I'll watch no matter what cause I've always been and always will be one of his biggest fans.A real legend and a real gentleman.
HAHAH I literally just watched the same things. what a legend
Same too!
Me, too!
I made the likes 420 thank me
This comment reminded me of Forrest Gump because it’s literally that Paul accomplished so much he doesn’t even notice anymore and the same thing happened to Forrest 🤣 I mean Forrest sounded so bored when he talked about I think the second or third time he met the president of the U.S. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video cured my depression.
Lauren Immel lmao it's powerful enough
wow so original and funny, how the fuck does a video cure a mental illness?
Alexis Hinshaw stfu
Alexis Hinshaw it’s just a joke. Don’t be an over dramatic, easily butthurt person.
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Paul's Irish accent is wonderful.
Dude he’s british
Yeah but that was an Irish accent he did there and it was pretty good.
A lot of musicians are good mimics
Paul can do any accent, in any voice, he's an amazing mimic. He could make his voice sound like Elvis, or once I even heard him do Roy Orbison. He could make his voice sound like John too.
@@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635 Ireland isn't in Britain.
Well, he is Irish in decent. Actually, he’s only a second or third generation Liverpudlian! His great grandparents/grandparents left Ireland and moved to Scotland before settling in Liverpool, so…
Paul is the best storyteller
Nah, Norm MacDonald did it better
But do they call him Paul the Storyteller? NOOOO
No, I am, I don’t use mistake unnecessary profanity for wit.
also dave grohl
The blank stare at the end I'm crying 😂
bleh blehh
Poking someone like you with a feather, would make you cry too!
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE JOKE.
You don't know what literally means
It meant he was speaking literally, which he was.
I don't get the joke
@@amangadpale9284 Same. I'm not English speaker.
Funny. Norm macdonald tells a the same joke.
The way he says “Ok!” In the beginning is too cute omg
Also the ending oh my god 🤣🤣🤣 Paul is so awkward and funny at the same time omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he says “nooo” 😂😂😭
Paul frequently likes to kid the Irish, perhaps because he's half Irish himself. His mother's maiden name was Mary Mohan. George was also half Irish, his mother's family was named "French" which, despite appearances, is an Irish surname.
Ken Henderson John was Irish too.
But "Jones" is Welsh!
Ken Henderson tnx
Abcde No, Jones is the most common surname in Wales. It exists in England because Welsh people came into England.
Abcde It's still ethnically Welsh.
"But you fuck ONE goat..." I snorted so loud omg
...sans...*illuminati music*
Tia Blue ikr😂😂😂 it was hilarious😂😂
I love it! He's a great storyteller...so fluid. Gets all the detail in there w/o overdoing. And his expressions at the end are so f****ing CUTE!
Paul used to be famous amongst his friends for his story-telling. Many school mates remember how he'd effortlessly captivate an audience with his colourful descriptions and elaborate gesticulation. Seems he never stopped doing that! He sometimes tells stories during his concerts too.
Brenda Hettmansberger I've noticed that; as if he was singing.
I have to say, for the incredible musician, the brilliant songwriter Paul McCartney is, he is also a very down to earth human being. I've been loving him for nearly 60 years. 🥰
Great Irish accent. And the timing is brilliant! And the silence at end. Man Paul knows how to tell a joke!
Irish? Try Scottish. Because Billy is from there/he has Scottish heritage. This is NOT Paul.
Ringo is still thinking about it...
Ringo's smart. George it might have taken a minute. "I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping" -- what the fuck.
"like... stuff" That sounds about right.
Brazilian Atlantis i love george but damn your comment made me laugh out loud
AHAHA
i still dont understand this joke lol
I enjoyed his slight smile/shoulder shrugs at the end almost as much as the joke and it's delivery. As always...well done Sir.🥰
That punchline is the best. Leaves it up to the audience to fill in the blanks. Love it!
It is literally impossible to dislike this man.
I agree, but it is extremely easy to _hate_ him once you discover he supports the swastika tattooed Hitler saluting Waffen SS pride parading blueyellow ragwagging prisoner-murdering nazis in Ukraine.
An oldie, but a goodie! (The joke, not Paul...well both actually)
As a Beatles fan, Paul is seldom older than 28 to me.
Reminder: this man was a founding member of the most influential musical acts of all time.
It was actually John Lennon who founded the Beatles, unless you're talking about Wings lol
@@sackydzNG that's probably why I said *A* founding member. Nice try, though.
OMFG!!! I told this joke to a big group of people, and they literally fell on the floor laughing. Thanks Paul!
Sir Paul is the man! That joke had me in tears. Naughty Knight!
I didn't think I could love him any more until I saw this!
The best part by far of the whole joke for me is not cutting away and just lingering on Sir Paul after he has told this joke. Well told.
That was amazing. Paul is the best haha :)
He really is!!!
I saw Paul play a couple of years ago for 3 hours. He and his band were perfect. The odd thing was I never saw drink anything.....no water nothing. I love him and the the other 3 lads. They created the world we, well at least I, live in. 'To the toppermost of the poppermost' thats right Johnny.......
I saw him play in december, same thing, 81 years old, 3 hours of show and not a single time for water.
Well I read this joke online many times before watching this video for the first time. This narration sounds nothing like I had imagined it but it's still funny.
Thanks Paul for that joke, I needed that bit of levity today.
i love how after hes done telling the whole joke he keeps emphazizing the one part by holding up his finger! lol ALL HAIL SIR PAUL McCARTNEY1
Love how he says"NOO"
Haaaa LOVE YOU Paul that was a good one.. I just want to say thank you and your 3 other mates for all the beautiful music... I lay down in my be at night and and place my head phones on and go back in time .. i laugh i cry because it brings back great memories of my love ones who are all gone now. BUT !!!! you guys change the world and i was a little girl growing up in it
and today at 59 Sir Paul McCartney im still blasting the Beatles music no matter where im at ... ❤💋❤ TKY
Paul is so awesome
That joke was hilarious, but the way he told it made it that much better!
The way he just stares at the screen after he's finished has me FLOORED. 😂😂😂😂😂
I've been listening to The Beatles and watching his interviews my whole life, and this is the first time I've ever heard him swear.
You should hear him on the Howard Stern show.
You should hear the song Big Boys Bickering
He's from Liverpool...
Man, that song is so relevant today what with all the sh&t going on@@Uetti
I don't know how long I've seen this video, a decade or more, but the punchline still got me.
Remember "4 of fish and finger pies"?
Wrong. "For a fish in (or 'and') finger pies in summer"
What makes the 'meanwhile back' line great is he doesn't sing it how it would be read in print. "For a fish and finger pie in summer. Meanwhile, back behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout..." He replaces the comma after 'meanwhile' with a period after 'back' when he sings it. For a fish and finger pie in summer meanwhile back. Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout...
Make one fence, and you'll not be known as a fence maker, but do what he said last, and you'll definitely be known for doing it. Double standard, it just ain't fair.
Where is this footage from? Is this the bonus of something or did someone just walk up to an ex Beatle and drag him into an empty room in front of a camera and say, "Tell a dirty joke" ?
From an old website around the time of the release of Memory Almost Full, where you could "ask Paul questions" (type in a question and get a pre-recorded response which was usually him saying he didn't know what you were asking)
Okay, thank you
this joke coming from Sir Paul is gold!
That joke would've been funny if anyone had told it, but hearing Paul say it is just priceless.
Oh Paul left me hanging like I was waiting for the punchlines after the goat thing 🤣🤣🤣
I died laughing at the end. Paul is hilarious! Always been, always will.
Faul
Oh perfect! I hadn't heard this until now...5/21/23. Love you Paul.
Love the look he gives at the end as if to say "you just got that? lol"
I like how he keeps holding up one finger at the end, lol.
On July 14th 2013 I saw Sir Paul in Indianapolis, and held up a sign from the 3rd row that said, "We stole your goat joke". between songs he mentioned the signs, and pointed us out because he said he didn't get it. The drummer (Abe) spoke up and took credit for it! Thrill of a life time, and the sign strategy was flawless! (in getting his attention)
What makes this so funny to me is that on his cover of his album called "Ram" (pun intended, I guess), he is holding a goat by the horns as he looks at it mischievously from behind. We don't see him standing behind a mahogany bar on the cover, do we?
i like how he laughs at his joke at the end. He's so proud of himself.
That's pretty freaking funny!
Rocco Tanica and Tintoria brought me here 😂
E anche questa.... Fiuuuuuuu
@@birdigrogu Paul McCartney ospite nella puntata 160
@@coat.thik1 cacare a Buckingham palace
¿Quién más ha llegado por Berto y Buenafuente?
Si, efectivamente 😂
Por supuesto
Internet gem 👍 I loved it! The Queen saw this and said, "Make this Beatle a 'Sir' immediately!"
"Tintoria #156 Rocco Tanica" brought me here 🥲
Great joke, well delivered.
The last 10 seconds is so awkward and literally made me laugh so hard.
I wish i'd be able to tell stories and jokes that well ;D usually when i try, no one understands shit im saying....
same lol
Its been days and I am still laughing my head off, especially because you wouldnt expect that from Sir Paul McCa
It's true. Sometimes the one and only time you do something foolish or wrong and it sticks with you forever.
Si, estoy acá por Berto😂
McCartney is an artist....he knows it will be funnier if you complete the joke in your own mind. excellent timing and delivery....
PAUL!
GOD bless you.
Guy crazy funny..God Bless him
awesome
It’s great to finally hear him tell a dirty story. Even though we know he’s human and has lived an awesome life.
Thanks for the chuckle Paul
Oh dear. Just hearing Paul say 'fuck'....and then of course the joke itself. Memorable.
Heard this joke before from Chris Pratt on a talk show but I like the way Paul tells it. Made me laugh at a joke I’ve heard before. That’s a skilled comedian right there.
My idea of heaven is to be in the same room with Sir Paul for as long as a joke like this could be told to me or a song sung to me.
THE SWITCH BETWEEN ACCENTS
Brilliant Irish accent
The man of a THOUSAND VOICES strikes again
This is actually a good life lesson.
That's as funny as the joke - lol
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first time ive heard a swear word from SirPaul... He is the best!!!
I was not expecting that ending there. I laughed so hard at that!
I've known this man for almost 60 years now (along with millions of others) and this is so incongruous with his whole persona that THAT is what made me laugh my ass off.
Damn good one Paul.
not only an amazing musician, he's quite the comedian as well. lmao
I have seen this video before, but I only got it now, making it even funnier.
this video is older than me … love him❤️
My jaw dropped at the end. I was dying inside(in the good way). Did he just say what I think he said?
figli di tintoria, fatevi sentire!
The silence at the end. 😂
LOL And the way he shows the finger "one" for one goat!!! LOL LOL ! This boy named Paul!!!
He's very clean isn't he.......
That was actually funny, and he told it well. I think he may have missed his calling.
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Okay, now I finally have context for this joke and I LOST IT COMPLETELY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG 😂. Brilliant and totally understated. 👍
Just what I needed to hear today.....Haaa
That ending was actually somewhat unexpected 😅
Paul, you know danmm well you are Irish yourself, and us Irish love you. You and lennon were the sons of Irish parents and the two of you showed the world what good music sounds like. If you ever come to ny ill buy you a pint pal. Im 34 and have looked up to You all my life- Mike Shanahan.
so in addition to being my favorite song writer you've got a great sense of humor as well..
E dopo tintoria...
WHY GRANDAD
This is awesome. This is a good joke and he tells it perfectly.
He is a sweetheart.
LOL LOL LOL love u Paul!