*"Hey you haven't happened to see the little girl with the axe, have ya?"* *clown open coat* *"Yes.. That is the one. nononono.. You should be ashamed of yourself. Woo (tips hat) M'lady.. HMMM KELLY!!"* *I can't deal with him lol I love brandons videos*
2:53 Hey yall haven't happened to have seen the little girl with the axe have you? Yes... that is the one NO NO NO NO! You should be ashamed of yourselves M'lady... KELLY!
No one: Brandon: "There's only 2 things that scare me in life, giving up control and clowns" Also Brandon: *screams out of fear at everything in every other video*
"It's got bars and a wrapper... it could be MGK but I doubt it" got me haha if Brandon actually listens to Kells he's be the x100 better than he is now and he's already perfectly amazing lol
Just currently went through a break up and Brandon is such an uplifting person. He always knows how to put a smile on everyone's face. I appreciate the time and effort he puts into these videos. I love you Brandon ♥️
once on Halloween my uncle put on a creepy mask and wore carhart overalls that he put leave in the ends of the sleeves and pants then sat really still and slouched in a chair so he looked like a decoration and scared people as they walked by.
‘These badges here uphold the law....this one holds up my pants.’ 😂😂 I couldn’t finish the video. Once I realized you were putting together a clown it was a hard NOPE! for me!
Lightning McQueen, Mater, Finn McMissile, Holley Shiftwell, Francesco Bernoulli, Raoul ÇaRoule Carla Veloso, Jeff Gorvette, Nigel Gearsley, Shu Todoroki, Miguel Camino, Max Schnell, Fillmore, Sarge, Luigi, Guido, Professor Z, Grem, Acer, Tomber, Miles Axlerod, Chuki, Daisu Tsashami, Rod 'Torque' Redline, The Queen, Flo, Sheriff, Ramone, Chick Hicks, Wingo, Snot-Rod, Boost, DJ, Uncle Topolino and Victor Hugo.
Directions:“Keep away from children” Nobody: Not even the clown: Brandon: thinking heavily Also Brandon: why... I’m not a bot I’m just commenting a lot
"Theres only two things I'm afraid of in life: Giving up control and clowns" Me: Welp, there goes the spider fear I guess. Guys his spider fear is cLiCkBaIt
Thank you for being you, Brandon ❤ My cat, Maximus is really sick right now and my dad is refusing to take him to the vet so he will probably die soon so I'm trying to cheer up by watching your videos and they're helping a little so thank you ❤❤
"That's mayor, Sheriff, deputy, store owner tO yOuUuu!" -Brandon Ferris 2020 best quote of the year (That's just what i'm finna be calling you now. "THERE IS NOW "WHAT IF" I AM THE MAYOR, SHERIFF, DEPUTY, STORE OWNER!!!!")
I just wanna thank you brandon for making days a lot easier. Honestly, life is just too hard rn that I just wanna disappear, the only person who cares about me, ceased to care and it really sucks. It felt like my only lifeline suddenly snapped and I just proceeded to fall in a deep wave of painful emotions and days are getting heavier as my life goes on. Not until I stumbled upon one of your vids, it was something I do at first, watching your vids for a little fun, but when I learned about what happened to you, your life here on youtube, it inspired me, I had found a new reason to go on, so, Thank you so much. Watching your vids had became my therapy and more. Lots of loveee.
Me when I get this Halloween decoration: OMG WE ARE GOING TO NAME THE LITTLE GUY SHERIFF DEPUTY my mom: Were did u get that name? Me: :... No were... ;)
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“You know what they say about clowns with big shoes, they best get Steppin” 😂
My favorite part is when Brandon says "malady," starts to walk away "KELLY?!"
Cow tail?
"Keep away from children" *Why..?*
Cow tail
“No thanks, I just bit one off from a cow 3 minutes ago”
*"Hey you haven't happened to see the little girl with the axe, have ya?"*
*clown open coat*
*"Yes.. That is the one. nononono.. You should be ashamed of yourself. Woo (tips hat) M'lady.. HMMM KELLY!!"*
*I can't deal with him lol I love brandons videos*
.
“This one upholds my pants”
Well ya cuz the belt definitely isn’t doing that
LMAO This comment is so underrated.
2:06 that’s why the directions say keep away from children 🤣🤣
“He’s names what now? That’s disgusting” 😂😂
WEEWEE
I love the clown
yep these badges here uphold the law and this one upholds my pants I laugh every time I watch brandon
I just love watching a man abuse his lamp first thing in the morning
Huh it's a lampppp
U can't abuse jt
@@elceekerby it's a joke :/
well its funny
That part when he sees Kelly that was missing “oh, my lady....WAIT KELLY” I almost dropped my sandwich
“That’s Mayor Sheriff Deputy Store Owner to you, sir”
Brandon Farris everyone.
The hottest funniest Overall best TH-camr out there
@@killerkirby366 definitely.
I cracked up so hard
@@killerkirby366 ong
@@killerkirby366 YASSSSS
2:53
Hey yall haven't happened to have seen the little girl with the axe have you?
Yes... that is the one
NO NO NO NO!
You should be ashamed of yourselves
M'lady... KELLY!
“There’s only to things I’m afraid of in life, giving up control and clowns”
Me: What about *spiders*
Haha. Lol
my first thought lol
HE FINALLY GOT OVER IS FEAR, YAY!!!!
My bestie said that 😂
thats what I thought too lmao
No one:
Brandon: "There's only 2 things that scare me in life, giving up control and clowns"
Also Brandon: *screams out of fear at everything in every other video*
The vines say everyone is afraid of technology but we all know the OG’s are afraid of Mayor Sheriff Deputy 😂😭😭
That’s mayor sheriff deputy to you!
Y’all are both clowns and I’m here for it 🤣🤣
Just offer him a cowtail!
@@donald-duck you’re right I apologise for my outlandish behaviour..cow tail?
@@donald-duck bnh vbv
"There are only two things im afraid of,
Losing control and clowns"
What about spiders?
Edit* I didnt see Madison Shaw's comment, i didn't steal it
Okay but why does Brandon look weirdly good in a sheriff costume 😂
That's mayor Sheriff deputy store owner to you
Harmonica Fruit Banana Toonie oop- I’m sorry................. my lady.....mmmm gentlemen.
@@harmonicafruitbananatoonie3261 😂😂😂
I DONT KNOW🤣
@@harmonicafruitbananatoonie3261 lmao
“There’s only two things I’m afraid of in life, giving up control and clowns!” You forgot spiders!
"Say hi willy!"
"His name is what now?"
I reacted the same haha
My gosh that is so me😄☺
The willy is so HUGE
Brandon: "*Gasps* Its so sweaty in there!"
Lol
“Oop! M’lady... KELLY!”
FiRST REipLEy
Second reply
third reply
4th reply
5th reply
I love how brandon knocking over the lamp has become a tradition
Honestly, I could watch Brandon do anything and it would probably be more entertaining than half the stuff on TH-cam
YES-
Me too man
Ugh he is sooo overrated he's mid tbh 🤡🤡🤡🤡👹👹👹👹🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱😠😠😠😠😠/j
He is not overrated he is the best of the best
@@menmauchihauzumaki1695 i was jokeing lmao
“Do yall mind? I’m trying to have lunch? This towns gettin’ weird”
“I will not stand for this”
Struggles
“Ok I’m gonna have to”
😂 I feel this
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brandon made a MGK reference, I will forever be in love with this man. 💀❤️
“Cow tail?”
-Mayor Sheriff Deputy Store Owner 2020
I love cowtails
Cow tail💕
Hes trying to have lunch
brandon is my spirit animal
"Keep away from children . . .
. . . Why?" 😂
Brandon, the only person who can have a conversation with a halloween decoration without it seeming weird
I mean… it’s still weird, but we all appreciate it lol
“My ladies?... Mmmmmmmm gentlemen.” YES WE LOVE EQUALITY.
There are m'ladies m'gentlemen and m'enbys
Kaede Akamastu don’t forgot all 52 genders, but don’t forget the m’ in front.
“Say hello Willy” Brandon:his name is what now!?!?!”
"Well it got bars and rapper... It could be MGK but I doubt it"
As a fan of Colson it took me way too long to get that joke😂😂
I actually screamed when he made that reference lol
Lmao
😂 I was stoked with this joke lol
I got it but I was like „MGK THE MGK?!“
Omg same
Brandon 1st time and you’re already my fav TH-camr 1:09
“It’s got bars and a wrapper” “could be MGK but I doubt it”😂😂😂
But it was mgk, cause it was a clown 🤡
@@jasminestewart657 faxxx
"It's got bars and a wrapper... it could be MGK but I doubt it" got me haha if Brandon actually listens to Kells he's be the x100 better than he is now and he's already perfectly amazing lol
Just currently went through a break up and Brandon is such an uplifting person. He always knows how to put a smile on everyone's face. I appreciate the time and effort he puts into these videos. I love you Brandon ♥️
I’m so sorry):
U deserve better
I'm sorry to hear!
Get well soon!
why have a relationship with a man when you can have a great long lasting relationship with food?
😅😉😏😌
Ikr
Can i just have the cow tail already?!!
The hesitation when he hears the name Willy his like hold up a minute is this why kids aren’t allowed to go near it and I live that 😭😭😭
Starting with Hollister, then Suregrip, then Lee Jr and then Joltsen.
“Is his name wanger? Of right it’s Willy.”
0:54 lmao
He's going to have a whole town by the end of Halloween season 😂
Omg yes
@@sondrachappell2754 nnjjjne so
THAT POOR LAMP HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH!!😂😂
No way that’s true, the scariest decoration is just me sitting in a chair on the porch, kids run away cryin
Same! I can't go to the store anymore...
once on Halloween my uncle put on a creepy mask and wore carhart overalls that he put leave in the ends of the sleeves and pants then sat really still and slouched in a chair so he looked like a decoration and scared people as they walked by.
1:18 when you enter megaton for the first time
“You know what they say about clowns with big feet...they best get steppin”
Did he mention… Cow tail?
*loud crash*
...
Brandon: "Cow Tail?"
‘These badges here uphold the law....this one holds up my pants.’ 😂😂
I couldn’t finish the video. Once I realized you were putting together a clown it was a hard NOPE! for me!
The dislikes are people who didn’t get a cow tail 😂😂
That’s mayor Sheriff deputy store owner, to you. 😆
😂
@@elliot12233 haha yeah funny🤣
I would like but it's at 420
I don't have the willpower.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel that
*starts talking*
“cow tail?”
Honestly thought that Brandon was gonna say "I'm Dirty Dan" when he walked in
Lightning McQueen, Mater, Finn McMissile, Holley Shiftwell, Francesco Bernoulli, Raoul ÇaRoule Carla Veloso, Jeff Gorvette, Nigel Gearsley, Shu Todoroki, Miguel Camino, Max Schnell, Fillmore, Sarge, Luigi, Guido, Professor Z, Grem, Acer, Tomber, Miles Axlerod, Chuki, Daisu Tsashami, Rod 'Torque' Redline, The Queen, Flo, Sheriff, Ramone, Chick Hicks, Wingo, Snot-Rod, Boost, DJ, Uncle Topolino and Victor Hugo.
There’s only two things I’m afraid of in life
Givin up control
And clowns
......
And spiders
And Ghosts
And haunted houses
And creepy dolls
Sens jump scares...
And gloria ended shes mad. Lol
Those animatronics are REALLY expensive, you have got to treat them with care!!!!
Brandon: *walks in*
*whips something out*
"Cow tail?"
Oml lol 🤦♀️😂. I'm luvin the cowboy with the pink drink look Dooder 🙏💜🖤💛😂
Your so funny when you went ahhhhh with the taped sun glasses
Clown- “Say hi Willy”
Brandon-“his names what now?”
Me and my brother knowing exactly what Brandon means: laughing hysterically
The clowns name is mr salty
@@michaelthewolfhaunterteen8264 I can't😂
LMAO SAME ITS TO FUNNY
Ha Ha Ha you are so funny
Wait i don't get it, pls explain
Oh that poor lamp what did it ever do to you Brandon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone is talking about Brandon scared of stuff
Me: So is no one gonna talk about Kelly getting kidnap with the little girl and Brandon
"m'lady."..."*gasp* Kelly!!!" - Brandon Farris, October 2020.
*Oh my lady..*
**Slowly walks away**
*OH KELLY!*
“Mayor sheriff deputy store owner” 🤣🤣 that part killed me!
Brandon: there is only two things I'm afraid of in life.
Givin up control,
And clowns.
Spiders: *so then what about me??*
Directions:“Keep away from children”
Nobody:
Not even the clown:
Brandon: thinking heavily
Also Brandon: why...
I’m not a bot I’m just commenting a lot
Also who’s watching this during a zoom or meet call hahah
Me :p
"Theres only two things I'm afraid of in life: Giving up control and clowns"
Me: Welp, there goes the spider fear I guess. Guys his spider fear is cLiCkBaIt
How does this video have one dislike?!? This video is perfect in every way!!
Well now it’s 353 so I’m pretty sure people are just miss clicking lol they were probably laughing to hard and just missed for sure.
And now it's 355 ;-;
@@oogieboogiebae0267 and now it’s 354 lol
And it's back to 355 rip
I feel bad for the lamp lol
I wonder how he comes up with all this funny stuff. Tell me why I ever dare to watch.😂😂😂
0:19
When he says gentleman am I the only one who oddly enough thought he sounded like Jack Sparrow??
OMG SAME I THOUGHT HE WAS DRESSING UP AS HIM HAHAH
"Woop milady, m-Kelly!" Is the best line ever
0:46 Spiders and google translate...
I'd like to see brandon in a wonder woman costume
this dude is just so entertaining I cant stop watching him lmaoo
No one:
Comments:
Still absolutely no one:
Brandon: “This sheriff badge keeps my pant up”
Me: laughs so hard I need to stop drinking my orange juice
Ehh CRINGE #MilkGang is it just me or is that milk kinda T H I C C
OMG IM IN TEARS OF LAUGHTER
No one:
No soul:
Brandon: where is your mother
Brandon: there’s only two things I’m afraid of in life, giving up control, and clowns
Me: you forgot spiders
I absolutely love how he’s wearing adidas pants 🤣😭
Thank you for being you, Brandon ❤ My cat, Maximus is really sick right now and my dad is refusing to take him to the vet so he will probably die soon so I'm trying to cheer up by watching your videos and they're helping a little so thank you ❤❤
"That's mayor, Sheriff, deputy, store owner tO yOuUuu!"
-Brandon Ferris 2020 best quote of the year
(That's just what i'm finna be calling you now. "THERE IS NOW "WHAT IF" I AM THE MAYOR, SHERIFF, DEPUTY, STORE OWNER!!!!")
"It's got bars, and a rapper" definitely not MGK.
Brandon: it could be mgk but I doubt it
Me: *a huge machine gun Kelly fan*
M- MGK.... What now-
I just wanna thank you brandon for making days a lot easier. Honestly, life is just too hard rn that I just wanna disappear, the only person who cares about me, ceased to care and it really sucks. It felt like my only lifeline suddenly snapped and I just proceeded to fall in a deep wave of painful emotions and days are getting heavier as my life goes on.
Not until I stumbled upon one of your vids, it was something I do at first, watching your vids for a little fun, but when I learned about what happened to you, your life here on youtube, it inspired me, I had found a new reason to go on, so, Thank you so much. Watching your vids had became my therapy and more. Lots of loveee.
No one:
Sheriff Deputy: cOwtAiL?
3:02 malady, mmmm kelly
He's the only one besides my boyfriend that makes me laugh so hard I cry n hoot like an owl at the same time. It's an experience 😂
“Have you seen the girl with the axe?”
“KELLY?!?”
1:47 "this is my hat." "Stop that"
I love how he said mgk I didn’t know if he did know mgk lol
YESSIR I AGREE THAT IT IS SCARY
Cow tail 🤣🤣🤣 I love it🤣🤣
Omg I’m early 😂 he is the best
🙀ME TOO
"*GASPS AGGRESSIVELY* HAA ITS SO SWEATY IN THERE"
had me dying💀
Me when I get this Halloween decoration: OMG WE ARE GOING TO NAME THE LITTLE GUY SHERIFF DEPUTY my mom: Were did u get that name? Me: :... No were... ;)
I love the part when he has a blind fold on so he see for a “blind reaction”
Me: IM EARLY YASSS!
TH-cam: 2 minutes ago
Me: Why would u do this to me?! T^T
“It could be mgk but I doubt it” this had my cracking up 🤣
Ok so every single video the lamp is abused???
1 like = 1 prayer