The Worst Ways To Play Minecraft | Bearman3600
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- Today I take a look at some of the best reasons to fucking end it all featuring a variety of different computers, consoles, and other devices. Thank you for your patience with my uploads if you actually watch them. I often have little time to record or edit videos, so I try to spend as much time as I can working on them. This video in particular, I had a lot of problems with. There were many hiccups along the way and I think the consistency in audio and video quality is a bit here and there. I wasn't gonna upload it, but after 2 months of finding time to complete this, I'm not gonna let my time be wasted. In the future, I know how to handle these hiccups better. Please avoid these versions of Minecraft, they suck ass.
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My name is not nancy 😞
@@Bearman3600 hello, bancy
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This feels like if the Angry Video Game Nerd became a Minecraft fan
I wish someone else would do this same video, cant watch this shit, insufferable voice, that avg american kid with stuffy nose, he gives that edgy teenager who hates women and talks about andrew tate and crypto, vibes.
Exactly what I thought
and i kinda love it.
its like oldschool avgn too.
kinda lofi and grumpy
brown bricks
in minecrap
angry birds!
the slightly calmer video game nerd
Miffed Video -Hame- Game Nerd
@@AJarOfYamshame
@@kyoobqa hame indeed
the pissed off but rational reviewer
SCVGN
Why is this dude so angry??? 😭
Idk but I love it sm he reminds me of drew Gooden when he first started TH-cam
He doesn’t seem angry at all snowflake
@@kiara23422"It's way more fun to get mad at dumb people than it is to praise people for doing the bare minimum"
- Grew Dooden -
It's fun
angry rant over the soft C418 piano soundtrack funny as hell. solid video
Take a shot every time he says “fucking” and you’ll be dead 5 minutes into the video
😂
if vivziepop made a minecraft video
@rcpwProductions This guy is actually funny though so I can excuse it
@@rcpwProductions
This guy is funny
Vivzie is not
i didnt even notice. i spent too long in the army...
You describe these versions and their platforms like a more monotone AVGN with more elaborate blunt jokes and it’s honestly funny as hell
That’s exactly what I was thinking
He also reminds me of avgn
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THAT TOO! His ranting reminds me a lot of old-school AVGN.
Especially during the VR part. Made me feel a bit nostalgic. Sadly I don't think youtube will promote this very much since they have become so sensitive about swearing these past years
i was expecting him to say a shitload of fuck or smth
22:50 "a stupid child that needs to be kept busy while you smoke" that got me
Why is that so realistic tho. I'm looking for an in-depth explanation.
My neighbor friend when we were both 8 had one of those amazon tablets and oh my god, I don't know how you can get so close to describing a mother and her kid without actually describing them. Her mom didn't smoke but she was a single mom visibly annoyed that she has to take care of her kid.
literally my mom when I was young lol
that quote really blends with minecraft ost
Lol same
Fun fact, the QWERTY system was actually designed specifically for inconvenience as typewriters often got jammed because of how fast people typed.
was about to say lol
I hear that is an old wives tale and the keyboard layout wasn't specifically designed to be anything (note how fghjklmnop keys are still in a vaguely alphabetical order), but I'm too lazy to double check.
You can also spell "typewriter" using only the keys on the top-row... I thought that was a neat little coincidence.
@@nickfifteen fair enough. I haven’t done any research.
Yeah was about to say that
I'm pretty sure that's half right. I think it's designed so that when multiple keys are pressed, they're horizontally far apart, so the typewriter won't jam.
y’all can slander Wii U edition all you want, but the release of the Mario world was the hypest moment of my childhood
i still have it as a disc
@@user-madmax4672peak video gaming at the time
Bro fr
Dude I had a blast with the Wii U edition back then. I do not give a singular shit what anybody thinks
dude complaining about how big resolution is like lmao i need a block game in ultra hd 4k widescreen resolution.
The fact that the Wii U version doesn't let you manage the inventory with the gamepad is simply baffling. So much potential that system had, only for it to not be used.
and if I recall correctly they showed this idea in the marketing when it was originally shown off.. I mean it's neat and I would have liked it but eh.. I still enjoyed the WII U edition anyway and still sometimes come back to it
i ALWAYS thought there shoulda been splatoon-style local co-op but alas
It's hardly alone. The Wii U was filled with games that didn't bother to add anything making use of the gamepad.
The fact that they did on 3ds though
It was painfully underutilized.... the Wii U in general. I feel like it was cut before it really had the chance to shine like the Dreamcast with it's online capabilities before online was even really a thing....with the PS3, Xbox 360 and Wii. While I can hope the Switch gets that second screen and PROPER touch support so it's an enhanced 3DS, I'm not really holding my breath. The patent looks promising, but the Switch already fails at being optimized for improvement (only ONE usb C port that acts as both a charging port AND input/output? I swear it was designed with spite in mind....)
4:10 it was designed so that commonly used letters were not next to each other for the typewriter.
That sounds pretty convenient
@@mikedude2724 so the letters wouldn’t get stuck together often
Yeah, so by proxy, you wouldn’t have to use the same fingers on commonly used keys, meaning you can type faster
This video is what happens when you give a call of duty veteran the task to review another game on different platforms
The video concept alone is interesting, but your expression of utter disgust made it so much more entertaining
ben
No it made it unbearable.
Lmao personally I liked it, the energy was great
I let the Dunkin’ donut s hostages I had at gunpoint go becuz I wanted to watch this video… thanks beer men 2 thousand 5 hundred
God is good 🙏
God is good 🙏
What
I have 10,600
By the way, the multiplayer for Wii U severs is going down on April 8th, so you still have a month to subject yourself to Minecraft Wii U servers
*Raspberry Pi edition joined the game*
A recent crap version of the game that I've played is the switch bedrock version. Even on the lowest render settings, you have a significant delay when placing blocks, and half the time, it doesn't even load other chunks. It will go and load the chunk you are standing in, and even that takes 30 seconds to a solid minute to load. The switch version of the game is straight up unplayable it doesn't even load properly. At the very least most of these versions are theoretically playable unlike the Nintendo switch Bedrock Edition.
I used to play the switch version with my niece back in like 2020~ and it ran okay. Not good, her little switch lite was chugging but it ran well enough to be playable. Now, however is actually unplayable post caves and cliffs update. Like my worlds do not load in bad. Super frustrating that you can't even revert to old versions that ran better either so the game is just ruined.
The neat thing with Wii U Edition is that its basically the only legacy console editoon with a modding scene
Depressed for the shutdown I'm thinking of playing it for the last month straight I had tons of mods but there's no one to play with on it like I got this mod that lets me join random worlds so I'm thinking I'm going to just going to find a mod that lets me rename myself and I'm going to pretend I'm team avolution and I'm going to grief a bunch of people's worlds
The Vita version has a modding scene too
What kinds of mods?
my friend is a top speedrunner for that version.
he recently hit 10000 hours total playtime in it.
I’m very worried for his wellbeing.
@@NatetheNintendofan That's not possible
Playing minecraft on a thinkpad from 5 years ago is better than a modern chromebook
a thinkpad from over ten years ago can still run circle around lots of chromebooks, if upgraded
a macbook from 13 years ago runs minecraft even better
@@boltok1732 I have a 2007 macbook pro, it's from 17 years ago, alow me to test your theory
if you upgrade it then it isn't truly running on a thinkpad from 10 years ago, it's running on an UPGRADED thinkpad from 10 years ago@@stanb1455
I'd believe it, up until last year for my laptop (I had/have a gaming Desktop as well) I daily drove a Toshiba satellite L505-s6959 with Ubuntu that originally came with Windows Vista I got for free when the original owner didn't want to replace the failed HDD. From what I could see in the video my old laptop still runs Minecraft via multimc on Linux much better and I can even play mods like tekkit.
@boltok1732 Yeah, but two issues with that. One a macbook 2011 (from 13 years ago) is stuck on high sierra which hasn't received any security patches in the last four years (a life time in the tech world, many vulnerabilities have been found since) so I wouldn't recommend connecting one to the internet, meanwhile any wintel PCs (hp, dell, acer, thinkpads, ect) from that era and even older can run Windows 10 which is still receiving security patches (some of them you can manually install Windows 11 which will also buy you even more time). Also macbooks are just over priced for what they give you. I'm going to nerd it out because I have too much free time to be honest. A 2011 macbook would of shipped with a Core i5-2467M, 4gb of ram, and 5400rpm HDD for the steep price of $1499. While a HP EliteBook 8460p with Intel Core i5-2520M (faster CPU), 4gb, and 7200-rpm HDD (fast storage) could of been had for $999 or if you wanted 8gb of ram (Minecraft loves ram) it would be $1,199. Both launched in February of 2011 and yet the cpu of the HP is rated as 39-48% faster for less money cpu.userbenchmark.com/Compare/Intel-Core-i5-2520M-vs-Intel-Core-i5-2467M/m29vsm854 From what I understand the only think that might make the price tag of a macbook worth it is maybe it's tackpad?, but if talking about a machine to play minecraft your probably not going to use the trackpad if you can help it. Even in the after market Macs hold an unreasonably high price tag compared to equivalent wintels machines.
love the dry humor on this. your calm and factual delivery of "oh my god, what a disgusting pile of shit" is absolute gold
Graphical Disabilities 💀💀💀
Fr💀💀
💀 Lmao
😂😂😂
Bruh 🗿
that is just me and i felt that XD
What’s hilarious is that Minecraft runs amazingly on Chromebook, as long as you don’t use the one they created lol. Just use the Linux feature to get the Java edition and it runs much better with better render distance albeit not perfect. But it’s actually playable really well, and my Chromebook is not high end.
I love that fans are better off avoiding the native version.
bro minecraft java runs sub 10fps at minimum render distance on chromebooks what are you on about
@@edenengland1883 sure perhaps on a regular very crappy Chromebook it may run really bad, but Java edition via Linux can at least run better with better hardware. My Chromebook isn’t high end but it’s good enough to have this benefit.
@@edenengland1883With optimization mods it runs much better
At that point just get rid of the cancer that is chrome os and install an actual operating system.
I’ve never seen someone so passionately angry about bad Minecraft ports
Someones parents weren’t home
"managed to snag everything before it went down" aggressively winks at camera
Also shout out to your keyboard coverage
The 3ds version, though pretty bad, was my only way of playing minecraft for a few years, so I have put quite a lot of time into it, mostly in creative, making all sorts of redstone contraptions. It may kinda suck, but it's really charming in its suckyness.
honeslty, I love it. I have Minecraft on basically everything I have, but I ALWAYS play on 3ds, purely cuz of its charm.
i bought a 2ds XL just to try 3ds edition, yeah it has issues but it's amazing that they managed to get it onto the 3ds in any form
I recently modded my 3ds and downloaded minecraft to check it out it was entertaining for 10 minutes
"it's really charming in its suckyness" i feel like this aptly describes most 3ds ports. like the binding of isaac rebirth. it looks like complete ass and lags horribly when you have the most basic op synergies but it's charming. like they added a place to doodle your own isaacs on the touchscreen. that's cute
If you have a computer you could run Minecraft, especially earlier versions like 1.8.4. (the go-to version for servers) I don't know anyone who has a NEW 3DS and not a computer. And even if you don't have a PC (which is almost impossible since you need one for 99% of jobs and for school) you have a phone which can play Minecraft far better than the 3DS can.
the angry video game teenager
not an insult btw this is peak content
The way hes constantly insulting everything is so fucking funny
Is this guy a hoarder, how does he has all this archaic pieces of hardware
Half of these devices are POS nobody wants, you can get most for pretty cheap.
Techies and junk rats make the world go 'round, man
3DS was wildly popular, and the WiiU is fairly affordable secondhand, as for the other stuff I have no idea
Based on what he said about the Amazon gen 3 device, I think he ordered them and is planning to return them after he finishes the review. "time to take it back to Amazon..."
@@lexsombersunriseWii U was great for large families like mine. A way for everyone to play around a big screen using what we already had from the Wii. The Switch though is far too expensive for families as everyone needs thier own console and their own copy of the games like the handhelds, but rather than being hand held prices ($200 for the consoles, $30-$40 for the games) they're the cost of HD home consoles ($300 to $350 for the console, $60 for the game) and a whopping $80 for the controller, 4x the cost of controllers previously! Couple that with paid online, no backwards compatibility and the awkawrd way to play multiplayer for a portable console (expensive at home) and I really don't see why or how the Switch is superior. but alas... gamers bought 6 of them to pander on youtube.
Minecraft New 3DS despite being a lackluster, it is a techical masterpiece. The game runs on the device that has no business running it. It's a decent entry for what it offers and after this version, your experience will only get better from there. I couldn't blame this version to much unless you come from PC and then jump into 3DS, which is totally fair.
When I was in the hospital for a few weeks the 3ds version was a lifesaver. I had a dozen other games on the same unit too so it was just convenient.
Yeah. It is a pretty terrible version, but it is fascinating and I enjoy playing it occasionally for the novelty of it
The true shit version is the Nintendo Switch version
I'd say the same thing, albeit less so, about PS3 version. With all its updates, the PS3 struggles when I play my old worlds. Woodland mansions even after the chunk is loaded have pop in (one even caught fire for no reason), yet the game still presses on without crashing. Never crashed once on PS3. More than I can say for the PS4 version (bedrock, obviously lmao). People can harp on 3DS all they want, but it's still minecraft, and still fun. Even this guy went easy on it.
Ps. Love the pfp. Miss those android cats.
couldn't catch my breath watching this vid, you're way too funny man 😭
So that's why updates take so long.
They gotta port minecraft on the next version of pregnancy test.
LOL
Just a sidenote. The QWERTY keyboard layout was not designed for convenience.
It was designed so that typewriter typebars wouldn't hit each other.
that sounds convenient
@@__Monke__in other words, you were supposed to type slow. that doesn't sound as convenient...
@@Xodabeef typebars not hitting each other sounds better than the alternative
yeah it was actually designed to be intentionally inconvenient
Then it stuck into modern keyboards. Why? People were too used to it.
The worst way to play ever? Using a dev mode chromebook to run ubuntu 16.04 and trying to run modern java Minecraft. Thats the worst way Ive ever played.
EDIT: Just found that Chromebook. With sodium and other performance improvement mods it actually runs better than bedrock edition.
Why would run Java edition on limited hardware?
@@dawoodwilliams3652 it was the only way I could play java edition at the time. Still runs better than bedrock on there though.
You should try manjaro mate. That wad the lightest distro I could find and it even ran well on my dell chromebook 11 wih a n2840 from 2013. Sadly couldn't play minecraft on the 16 gb of emmc storage as 13gb was used by the os. 1 fps when playing off my USB hard drive lol
@@appsaucetech I used crouton so it wasn't a full install
@@appsaucetech...13GB by manjaro?????
im so glad i had this on my feed today, already binged a ton of your videos, theyre so good lol keep it up!!
3:15 “anyway, the game runs like cock.” 😂😂😂bro I died laughing
That Keemstar joke felt like a direct hit!
It was so real 🔥🔥
modded java vr is the best way to play vr
"the mario mash up pack was exclusive to the wii u version"
the 3ds: you forgot about me
I used to play minecraft on kindle fire with my sister, and upon loading into absolutely anything it would get so hot my hands would burn and turn all pink
I dont know why but for some reason hearing someone swear uncensored while talking about bad ways to play minecraft is so refreshing, good shit, keep it up man. Subbed.
Finally, a TH-camr with the spirit of the AVGN but with the modern delivery that is both entertaining, funny and nice to listen to without instantly being dated. This channel is a hidden gem, keep making reviews, Angry Bearman!
Seriously, I got this in my recommended and turned it on to be shocked he’s a TH-camr who actually has balls to still say what he wants and be funny.
your rant about the ABCDE layout fucking VALIDATES me, thank you. I feel marginally more sane now.
god this guy sounds fucking PISSED i love the energy
I remember back when I was a console edition only player and Minecraft Bedrock replaced the Switch console edition, it ran so badly that it was essentially unplayable. I was really pissed because they replaced a completely fine working version of the game with a buggy, unoptimized piece of trash.
To this day I play the switch legacy edition, but sadly I am stuck with garbagerock version if I want to play with any friends. Mojang has fallen honestly
Even tho I only started playing Minecraft on Switch very recently, I still start playing the legacy edition through modding. Works much better, and has amazing texture packs. Such a shame I can't play multiplayer, especially mini games, cuz I can't go online on a modded Switch.
it runs worse on switch than it does on my phone 💀
The switch port still sucks. You are forced to put every asset of the game into your device storage cuz if your worlds are on the SD card your game experience may be worse than the Chromebook one. I remember my main switch account was on the SD card and I hated playing it, menus were laggy af, and the game would have spike after every block that I placed or destroyed. I made a new account and for some reason the game ran perfectly. Then I realized what I had to do.
Bedrock on Switch pisses me off SO MUCH. It's barely functional and it's so annoying because it's not like the Switch just can't handle Minecraft. They just don't care enough to optimize it, and it's unhelped with how Bedrock already is buggy on other devices. Legacy felt like an actual game. Bedrock feels like a beta-- or something you'd play in a dream; Fake.
another banger from bearman, love the unhinged description too.
Shocked that you didn't complain about what I think is the 3ds edition's greatest sin, the fact that you can't control the camera with the touchscreen. Using that stupid nub is agonizing and I had really expected that version to support a control scheme similar to what's in metroid prime hunters when I tried it.
I wish they made a genuine attempt from the ground up instead of trying to shove it on the thing
@@Bearman3600Who even cared about the 3ds when it came out?
@@throwawaytrash33 when the 3DS came out? Or when Minecraft for 3DS came out
@@Bearman3600Minecraft. The 3ds was dead at the point the port was released.
Yeah, I don't know who the fuck came up with the idea to port it six and a half years after it would have been relevant
This video is amplified by how angry you are
Amazing video, I find it crazy how you have all versions lmao. Or at least thats what it looks like.
i fucking LOVE the video. good mix of old youtuber vibes with modern youtuber elements as well, and it's an interesting topic. good stuff!!!
oh my god HEY YOU GET OFF OF MY CLOUD i love your pfp, good face
This dude has OG classic AVGN vibes, before be became a sellout
I agree! Tons of good jokes.
AVGN is still funny if you skip the sponsor
Kid named Sponsorblock
Nothing to do with selling out: dude is an adult and a father, he has to make a living. Also this is more slow paced stuff like first season AVGN.
@@rustkittybut the first season of avgn was actually funny, -and being a parent is not an excuse for bad content, many people are able to have a family and make good content-
Minecraft On the switch is a glitchy broken mess with lots of lag.
the quite uptight interactive media enthusiast
i’m all for this style of video tho. keep the good fucking shit up
honey wake up bearman just published a new 34 minute video about obscure minecraft versions
As someone who grinds the 3ds version alot, I can definitely say that it is a really good option if you want to feel what minecraft truly was 10 years ago. Its classic minecraft, and the controls are a little weird, but thats what i love about it. It truly gives a nostalgic vibe throughout
YES EXACTLY! Not to mention 1.8 was my first version, so it's even MORE nostalgic for me
this video is a breath of fresh air
I got way too much of a chuckle out of the witch-filled being house casually labeled "brothel"
Your bluntness is very refreshing, it reminds be of early YT, stay real man 👍🏻.
other youtubers would just beep all their swears and put a 5 minute rant crying they can't sweat, like just swear or not lol
@@JordiumZto be fair, some people are trying to keep a decent flow of revenue from youtube and don’t want to get demonetized so they’re forced into talking squeaky clean
he reminds me of cybershell
@@ieatbugs45 I don't swear aswell because it isn't natural to me it's the people who swear and beeps it out and make a rant in the video about not swearing that annoys me
i love the fact that you swear without censoring yourself or some other stupid shit youtubers tend to do. I know it might be a bit superficial but that's why i subscribed to you
I’ve not ever seen a TH-cam creator this small with this much talent, I think it’s safe to say. Super reminiscent commentary to early AVGN, really funny reads and great writing. Definitely going places.
Agreed. Needs more polish but I can see this dude going far with his videos
This guy is like AVGN, but real
I love old versions of Minecraft that are frozen in time. They take me back to the good times
You give big AVGN vibes. really high fucking quality video, im excited to see more.
it was giggles for straight 34 minutes, thanks for that. keep up the good work
4:09 it's been discussed multiple times that qwerty wasn't designed for convenience. other keyboards like Dvorak were
3:15 this line delivery is fucking golden dude
watching this as my wii u crashes for the 7th time this week
this crappy sd card i use for wii u homebrew corrupted again...
feels like an AVGN video, I love it.
Wasn't expecting Interludes With Ludes to start playing, nice music choice
This channel is awesome. What's been up with the TH-cam algorithm lately, it's been recommending me the best growing channels with content like this. Keep it up dude.
6:45 Fun fact: _every_ Glide world record is on the Wii U except for Excalibur time attack.
This includes all score attack timed records, all public (online game) world records (although those are mostly me) and all time attack pure world records (except of course Excalibur which is held by Xbox One).
WHAT? THAT IS WILD!
I just found your channel and i gotta say, u sound and feel like if AVGN did modern games. Hilarious. Subscribed.
Its so refreshing to heard "fucking" in a youtube video. Its like im watching an AVGN episode.
This is hands down one of the best new channels I’ve seen in a while. Not some overhyped and annoying voice, not super censored, reminds me of the good old days of TH-cam.
Keep this kind of energy up bro.
I often feel that content here on youtube has slowly gotten less interesting for me, that it's been gradually turning into something I put on just to shut my brain up, just make me go numb
Well this video really fucking woke me up, absolute QUALITY.
Feels like an early internet video in ALL the best ways, like you made it for fun and because you had something to say and your own voice do do that with (the reason people USED to make videos)
Genuinely interesting topic with hilarious writing, instant subscribe. You got something special here man, and I'm hungry for more. Compliments to the chef
This dude is seriously funny.
Can't wait to see what else he makes.
The fact that Minecraft could run on a New 3DS makes me imagine that one could hypothetically port Minecraft to Xbox, PS2, GameCube, and Wii
minecraft on the wii would've been unique because you could've used the sensor bar to look around
You're like an amalgamation of AVGN and Scott the Woz.
I love it.
You're giving me classics AVGN vibes and i absolutely love it!
The cursing takes me back to youtube pre adpocolypse and everyone washing their content. Godspeed, you reminded me of a better, simpler time on youtube.
"if i had a minecraft let's play for every time keemstar killed a dog with his car, i would have one minecraft let's play"
instantly subbed
Man's is cussing more than Ellie from tlou
Who
@@ronniemcnuttgaming959 😐
Nobody plays those games
@@DarkSackOfficial You sicken me.
@@DarkSackOfficialThey sold 37 million copies lmao
I will say that the Kindle Fire Tablet edition was the first time I got to experience Minecraft in person, since a friend across the street had the game and my brother and I watched him play a bit.
minecraft on the kindle fire was pure nostalgia for me
I'll admit I still play minecraft PE because I've been doing it that way for the past 7.5 years and I don't have a PC.
i love this video and i love the tone of it! for such shitty methods of playing mc i had a lot of fun listening to you rant about them
You shall not disgrace my boy wii u minecraft
i will not tolerate minecraft wii u edition slander, still my main version of minecraft, legacy console da goat
Wii u 🐐
🧢
Holy SHIT I'm alone 👀
Bedrock> 🥱
Dude your video is spot on, the switch bedrock version runs awfully too sadly. I doubt it will run any better in the Future
Makes me glad i still have legacy edition
it's sad cuz the legacy switch edition ran pretty well and it didn't have a physical release
@@xXRealXx it's easy to install it if you mod the switch
@@gamermapper yes but that's piracy if you didn't buy it
@@xXRealXx While you are technically correct, you're also very wrong. If a company is clearly no longer supporting said product, nor selling it. Its no longer piracy.
The ending "monologue" hits me, as someone who started playing pocket edition way back when they first added multiplayer and seeing what Microsoft did to it. Discontinuing PE for bugrock, adding tons of microtransactions & unnecessary bloat (realms), even on a thousand dollar phone the main menu runs like shit, etc. Java is not doing much well either, lack of updates and with how out of touch Mojang is with the community. Not mentioning the fact some parts of the community itself is the problem, idk maybe I'm just getting too old.
Unrelated, but it's nice to see a "TH-camr" of sorts that's not too sanitized (not saying its a bad thing) just a nice change of pace, +1 Sub.
profanity, you've earned yourself a subscribtion
I may just be a little tipsy, but omg you actually are hilarious
You’re the guy who preserved Fire TV Edition on Reddit! Great video, however I have a weird soft spot for all these weird versions of the game.
Fire TV - It served its purpose well at the time and sure it runs like “ass” now, but back then it was a nice way to play the game in a console-like format, albeit in a limited way due to it being Pocket Edition
Wii U: While yes, this was wasted potential, this is a pretty decent way to play legacy console edition, the game runs better than on a PS3/Xbox 360, and the aquatic update isn’t bad at all. The lack of optimizations and local multiplayer (through gamepad and TV) is pretty bad.. but it could be much worse.
Gear VR - Other than Vivecraft, this WAS the first official VR port of the game, and for its time it actually worked really well, ran well too. I wouldn’t say it made complete sense though, like why not make Oculus Quest Edition, that’s sorta dumb, so I agree with you on that.
3DS - So many people hate this version, and I get it. But it isn’t bad- at all. It runs nowhere near as well as Pocket Edition (which it’s trying to be) but it still feels… complete? (If that’s the word). This version while not updated anymore, doesn’t feel limited by its lack of support, it’s Minecraft, and despite it’s weird quirks, it actually makes this version feel nostalgic. Call me biased, but I really like this version of the game, it’s one of the few ways to play Minecraft portably and it was and still is; functional.
Fire OS: Genuinely enjoyed this part (like I did every part, but I liked this part specifically) Fire Tablets are actually terrible (for gaming that is), very odd that they decided to put Minecraft on such an underpowered line of devices, back then it made a lot of sense though, and I guess it still does if you have a Fire 11 (almost 300 dollars tho hahaha). I mean in the Alpha stages of Pocket Edition it ran great, now it’s just terrible. This is kind of the thing with all these Bedrock Ports, they USED to be okay and now they just suck. It’s weird to have nowadays.
Windows Phone/Windows 10 Mobile:
Back in the earlier days of Pocket Edition this version made sense and it was pretty cool. It ran well and served its purpose (for a very short amount of time)
Then the Bedrock version came and..
What the actual fuck, this version is actually bad. WHY- WHY PORT BEDROCK TO DEVICES THAT CANT EVEN RUN IT!
Chromebook: Why the fuck do you have to pay for this version AGAIN! This version runs like shit, and I agree with you on every point here.
Here’s the conclusion: Honestly, unless you’re playing versions of the game that are frozen in time (Old versions of Fire TV Edition, Old Minecraft Pocket Edition versions, Legacy Console Editions, 3DS, the fact that these versions no longer get updates is actually a good thing) then you’re fine, I actually find older versions of Pocket Edition quite fun, and I hope to find older versions of Fire TV soon. But porting Bedrock to so many devices, it’s just sad. And the experience is gross. Honestly Minecraft nowadays is only good on Powerful Phones that on the Mobile version (I hate this but whatever), Bedrock for Windows 10, and Java. It’s just depressing but it’s true, Bedrock isn’t that good anywhere but a powerful phone or a PC.
I enjoyed the video a lot though, and I hope you find Apple TV Edition soon!
That was me! I honestly thought it was preserved until you commented on my post. Sadly the only version I have is the final updated version. Hopefully eventually someone uploads more versions. I know most other versions, even Gear VR, have every version ever preserved. Thanks for watching!
as for the chromebook version, it couldve been gotten for free officially for a period of time
23:19 Oh wow, the Kindle Fire HD pocket edition was the first version I had as a kid way back in like 2012 or 2013 or something so that's quite a throwback!
Good video btw :)
Bro swears so much I thought this video was written by Vivziepop
I love how specific your video style is. It's a typical angry game reviewer personality type but I don't see many of them cover such specific shit like ports and obscure outdated technology LOL great shit
i like how all of these are some variation of bedrock
I really enjoy your violently discomforted and aggressively unhappy writing, really makes me feel the crustiness of these dogwater versions.
And honestly, that mojang mentality of marketability>gameplay shows damn well
22:50 Yes, those garbage things. As a kid, the charging port wore out on it and they asked us to send it in and they sent us a replacement in exchange. The replacement was almost broken, so we just kept trading them in and out. When scrolling down from the top, I believe it said "My 48th Fire," or so. That's how many times we got replacements.
This is the best and funniest review I have ever seen 💀🤣
Wait until you hear about Minecraft: Raspberry Pi edition.
that counts as a "developers toy" i think, to put it the way he put it, it was made to mess around with the code and stuff
Kindle Fire edition went crazy. Back in the day all the mfs in the primary school cafeteria whipped out their Kindle Fires with PE 0.7.1 at a 2 chunk render distance at 10fps and I thought it was the coolest shit. That was my intro to Minecraft.
That was the only way to play PE with a controller back then tho, so maybe that's why they thought it was cool?
Commenting here just to boost engagement, I love your content and I want more of it, nice work!
“I’ve been wasting your time” is one of the funny yes sad things after casually dropping the hardest quote of the year