Joshua Graham reads the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks (Featuring Dagoth Ur)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 เม.ย. 2023
- A brief presentation from the Sixth House Historical Society. A collaboration between Dagoth Ur and Joshua Graham to bring you some amusing historical snippets.
1:28 to skip intro: For Goldfish brains
#aivoice #dagothur #joshuagraham #cossack #historymemes #history #aimemes #elevenlabs
Ah yes, *the most humble Turkish letter* vs *the most polite Slavic response*
Just average day in -the Balkans- Eastern Europe
Least aggressive slavic conversation
Got to love
"for this kiss our ass" lmao based way to sign off a letter
I'm sure the sultan was seething. Given that it was the 17th century it's not like he could go drone strike them either.
@@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad if I am not mistaking after writing and sending that letter to the sultan, the cossacks ransacked Istanbul (Constantinople) a week later.
A Slav really doesn't understand how to inflict a war without a flurry of insults beforehand.
dudes were devising this communally. like one guy writing and everyone around him giving him insults
Me and the boys: 17th century edition
Must've been a fun night😂
I love it
As soon as the Sultan was called a "Macedonian Wheelwright" you know that nigga was well-done 💀 🔥
This is like an early modern Navy Seal Pasta
There's no substantial evidence it actually happened, but knowing slavs, it's plausible, and I want to believe
The random "fuck thy mother"'s scrambled into the note out of left field is to me the funniest part
It is actually not so random in Ukrainian language to add something like that. It is like adding "for fuck's sake".
Im finna say this next time the IRS comes back demanding my taxes
They really made a your mom joke to the sultan💀
Based Chad cossacks
We dont knkw the date and we dont own a canlendar 🎉
Virgin Calendar user vs *CHAD* "We don't know what day it is"
The algorithm has blessed me this fine afternoon.
Oh my God this is the best thing ever
When you diss somebody so hard someone has to come up behind you with a full-ass Opera Diss Track centuries later:
Honestly the letter itself isn’t as funny without the preceding letter from the Sultan which is quite polite (for a request for vassalage)
It does help to understand the humor of what they are mocking.
It’s also even funnier when you take into account that the Sultan had just fucking lost a BIG battle against them, and then promptly sent that letter effectively saying ‘don’t make me come back up there’
Proud of my people, shitposting and resisting occupation is in our DNA
As you should
This is phenomenal
had to spit out my water listening to this. haven't laughed like that in a while.
This is exactly why I do this.
As a Ukrainian, I think that those Dagoth Ur memes are getting out of hand...I love it.
Dagoth URAL, you meant, bro?
Somethings never change
they were basically answering his claims all of his claims , you need it first to understand how badly they burned that old bum
Imagine if the Founding Fathers wrote this to King George III
My ancestors :)
Baste
Come, Nerevar. I have prepared a trench for you. And bring the tractor, I have need of it.
Together we will speak with the NLAW and the HIMARS and drive the mongrel orcs of the Russian Empire from Donbas.
@@Leitis_Fella I believe that four relics are able to enhance you enough to be invulnerable against any Яussian units despite you attack as a mounted knight with a spear, and if Яussian propagandists convert you my colleagues could return you to the right, blue NATO side, m.th-cam.com/video/6bMeKSEBN9M/w-d-xo.htmlm59s .
It shows, this is a forgery just as the ghost of Kiev and numerous other things you guys are doing
Lmfaoooooo, they roasted tf out of the sultan
"And he was a good friend"
Joshua Graham more like Josip Gremenko
😁
I imagine the sultan either laughed it off, or ordered their execution.
Starts at 1:30
Thanks Time Chad
Mojave Rangers to Caesar!...
I can imagine the Sultan sinking back into his chair and be like bruh..
This was the first pol/ thread 😢
1:28
Thanks. According to my analytics, 64% of viewers stop around 30 seconds in. I suppose I could have put the explanation on the end.
@@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad their loss, monke brain need banana quick
Tfw no Sich Rada
It hits different when you know the original text
Love it
An honest answear, from the days before demonetisation.
Short and to the point.
We don't know the date and we dont have a calendar. The moon is in the sky. the year is our Lords.
It's funny cuz it's true. Karls are kool. Cheers!
Baste Karl
Thats great
I really wonder what the sultan's response would be if he read the letter.
The Ukrainians where using 4chan insults before 4chan
*Russians
@@rdfoskff *Ukrainians
@@janMiko240 no Cossack had ever called himself "ukranian".
@@rdfoskff I don't know about that. What i do know is that cossacks called themselves "русини" wich means "the people of Kyivan Rus'" . They were the descendants of Ruthenians and ancestors of modern Ukrainians.
Also, are you "russian"?
@@janMiko240 they are not the ancestors of modern ukranians. They sometimes called themselves russian, other times they considered themselves as a separate group of people. But never ukranians or, as you say, "ruthenians".
You are just viewing history through the lens of modern politics
lol
a normal day in Ukraine
The Zion cossack
the letter is for all west slaves not just Ukrainian resistence
They were actually Russian occupation police but close enough to "ukranian"
I’m drunk and don’t I defy and the political ramifications but SLAVA UKRAINE
Heroiam slava
Slava Ukraine
sala turkraine
At the time, Ukraine was a part of Russia, and the word Ukraine means Borderland
England has historically always been part of Wales, its true name is Albion. May the Lord free it from the Saxon pest soon.
America was the borderland and frontier of Great Britain….until we decided it wasn’t.
Ukraine doesn't mean borderland, Ukraine literally means "the Country" in Ukrainian language.
@@ghitodin2640 No it doesn't. Край means end/edge in all Slavic languages. Окраина/украина has always meant borderland.
@@generalfishcake yes, it does. "Країна" and "Вкраїна" are another names of "Україна", and you can face those words in some classic Ukrainian literature, in Zapovit, Shevchenko, for example. And "Країна" is literally means "country", "край" is another word, but "край" has more than one meaning, that word also means "motherland", in Ukrainian, Rus and some other Slavic langs. For example "в моєму краї" or "в моем краю" means "in my homeland", not "in my borderland".