Ill In A Van Then We Just STOP & BREATHE - Van Life France Part 20
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ค. 2024
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Embark on a delightful vanlife journey with Getaway Geese as we wake up in the picturesque village of Jumieges. Join us as we navigate through Stew's migraine, bakery blunders, and hilarious language mishaps with Google translate. Discover the charm of Jumieges Abbey and indulge in the art of relaxation during our three-night stay. Don't miss out on the fun and adventure of vanlife with us!
Chapters
00:00 Intro & Waking Up
01:14 Bad Bread
06:12 Google Translate Problems
10:22 Jumieges Abbey
14:16 Jumieges From The Air
16:33 A Walk & Decoy Ducks
20:23 A Taste Test & The Last Sunset
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Absolutely hilarious, sitting here with the headphones on catching up on everyone's videos & just tuned into yours.......I'm howling.....getting some funny looks from those sitting around me 🤣😆🤣😆🤣
Glad you enjoyed it - always makes us smile when a video invokes an emotion
Thanks for watching
You’re vlog have been keeping me company whilst recovering from abdominal surgery. I’ve never laughed so much nearly burst my stitches lol 😂 😂❤. Lovely vlog xx
Well I have never ever had our videos being cited as a recovery process from abdominal surgery 😂 I think it’s a compliment 😂
Equally I don’t want it to be a reason for a failure and your surgeon comes after me
Take care
Hope you feel better soon ☺️ jane
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Glad to see you're getting to grips with the language!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
We’re right on it 😂 thanks for watching
Hilarious, a wonderful comedic scene to enjoy on a Saturday morning 🤣 Wonderful photography, the buildings are amazing, I must get on and improve my French, trouble is I learnt Italian, some years ago to GCSE level and would like to improve both languages, no time at the moment. Stew's German is amazing and have confidence Jane, keep going 😄🇫🇷🥖The baguettes look amazing, I agree with Ken on the "pit prop"😄 Hope the migraine has gone and stays away. Looking forward to seeing Harry on the ferry. Have a great week ❤️🚐🍾🥖
Ok to be clear all I know is how to get to the bank and nothing else 😂
The baguette was a torpedo and not very nice - I must admit another language would be a great asset and I would encourage and student to do it
Thank you for watching
Cracked me up this episode. Very funny. Thanks for sharing. Also I’m pretty sure that your call for the bill would’ve been perfectly understood.
Thanks for that I hate to think Jane is annoying or calling for a little dog lol
Oh I feel for you Stew, I suffered a lot with migranes when I was younger. I had to stay away from cheese, chocolate and a lot of dairy as they were my triggers. They are not nice at all. On the bright side, another great video, merci!
Weirdly when I am like that I crave for sweet things
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Hi both. Lovely stopover and great idea to stay for longer and chill. Google translate defo on the list for in-van entertainment for our next trip. Very funny. Take care x
Yep it was nice to pause and reset - thanks for watching
Brilliant episode! I’m laughing so much! Thank you 😊
Glad you enjoyed it - thanks for watching and above all commenting
The decoy ducks are there to attract other ducks to the water so the French can shoot them.The translation section was so funny you really need to make this a permanent feature in all your videos:)
I suspected the decoy ducks were on the darker side lol 😂not sure I could cope with google translate when we go to Poland this year lol 😂
They also tie a live bird to a pulley and hoist it across the lake and its loud squarks attract other birds that end up Kaput
(thats German for dead Stew :)
@stevenwhite921 lol I better hide that from Jane as sounds traumatic
I'm not a fan of liquorice either Jane. Keith loves it and also drinks liquorice tea.
That's a big one Stew!
It is horrible feeling rough when you are away.
What a stunning abbey,, just our cup of tea.
Just spat my coffee out listening to the translations. Please please don't become diplomats in the Foreign Office. You may end up starting a war😅
😂 we have just applied as translators at the UN - it would make life so much more interesting
Thanks for watching guys - although not sure about that tea
Loving your French adventure. Hilarious! Graham loves burnt bread. Really chuckled at Google translate. Worryingly I understood some of what Stu was saying in German🤪. So funny! As for the French…
No idea about the ducks. Apple lattice every time. Thanks for sharing 👍😊
Thanks for watching - interesting how you understood my German the question is though what was I saying lol 😂
The decoy ducks are there to attract other ducks to the water so the French can shoot them
I tried asking for the bill in French but I thought it was le tariff sil vous plait and was so surprised when they brought out the menu! Waiter then explained it to me and I never forgot how he pronounced L’addition with such flair, we both had a laugh at my error😂. The only other mistake I made was trying to ask for vinegar for my chips(frites), I ended up pouring wine all over them 🤦♀️they were ruined!😂. Thanks for the laugh. That area looked lovely and peaceful, hope Stew got better, nothing worse than a bad migraine especially when traveling.
Brilliant - you think you are so good when your doing it to lol - vinegar v wine - not a bad exchange just not on chips lol
Thanks for watching and above all taking time to comment
Thanks for the laughs 😂 the translation part cracked me up, bet you got some strange looks telling everyone you were mourning 😂
I wondered why they looked stunned 😂 glad you enjoyed it as we had a fun filled few days
Thanks for watching
A very amusing, entertaining and enjoyable vlog, really enjoyed that, thanks.
Glad you enjoyed it thanks for watching and taking time to comment
Great Video, you could make a whole series with Google translate, very,very funny
Well it certainly made us laugh - can’t believe how bad we were
Thanks for watching
A very amusing video!!!! the google translate was really very funny even though I guess it didn't help Stew's migraine (they are dreadful!!!) glad you soon got over it, the abbey was wonderful as was all the surrounding area, loved the lawn mower could do with one!!! Keep safe.. LOL
Glad you enjoyed it! - the abbey was stunning in the light it had a presence about it …. Migraine went after two days fortunately - think I just needed the rest
Thanks for watching
Another great video... gezzo you pair are always scoffing on something, Apple tart should be warm and served with Home made Custard or at least ice cream...I'm still drooling though. Keep Safe and Keep Camping.
Lol I know we looked at this episode and both said that’s all we did lol 😂 well life is to short although eating to many it may get shorter lol
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I’m in tears! This brought back some blocked memories…spent 3 months in France without being able to talk to ANYONE….and that after studying basic French (or so I thought) for almost a year. Jesus, that French Stink Eye…it still scares me. The only thing I ever really learned to say was “I’m sorry”…
Yes we had a right giggle ourselves but was a little nervous at telling people we were in mourning 😂
Thanks for watching
Morning both thanks for the video plenty of laughter and interesting bits we have blue sky in Birmingham at last keep safe u2 😂
Good morning ! You are welcome ☺️ i didnt dare open my mouth after that ! And when I did it was a disaster 🤦♀️ Stew nailed it. Enjoy that blue sky - jane
Haha we were crying at the google translation, will give that ago. Cant wait to get back to the bakeries 😊. We are on countdown for our next trip 23 more gets ups 😢.
Brilliant stuff re your treat - stop thinking about it as it goes slower lol
Thanks for watching glad you enjoyed
Google translate! Lol😂😂😂😂
Thanks for watching …. We felt less confident after seeing how it was interpreting us lol
Jane your French is 100% better than mine, I feel quite ashamed when we return through France from Spain every year I just can’t grasp even the basic, we never had languages at school in the 60s ( struggle with English if I’m honest)
The funny thing is I genuinely and honestly thought I was smashing it before this 🤦♀️ 🙄. I stood behind stew and mumbled for the rest of the trip. I was horrified - glad to hear its not just me - jane ☺️
Ahh sorry you were unwell, it’s difficult when away isn’t it 😢
loved the language faux pas 😂🙈 🤣 It looks a beautiful place 😁 (trying to catch up while I have signal) 😊 Em 💜
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Great 👍
Thank you! Cheers!
That was so funny, thank you - I really needed a good laugh.
Hope the migraine has gone and stayed away.
Yes it did I just occasionally get them but then I am down for a few days - it was good to stop as we had a laugh and lifted our mood
Good German language skills there Stu...my Duolingo German understood you easily. On your teabag use, my wife still yells.....Not milk first! 😂
Thanks unfortunately it doesn’t go much farther than the bank 😂
As for tea sorry it’s a Dudley thing I think but tastes way better - one of the great debates of the modern world 😂
@@getawaygeese the other great debate is cream or jam first on scones. The best German I know is....Zwei Bier, bitte. Meine Frau zahlt.
Had the best belly laugh I've had for a while at you both with Google translate 😂😂 tears rolling down my face 😂. Till the next time have a good week wherever you are 😊
We couldn’t stop laughing ourselves as we were so far off the mark 😂 thanks for watching and glad you enjoyed it
It's the Black Country accent Stew 😂😂 It just can't comprehend it! I thought bill was billet. Shows what I know. Jane, leave it to Stew 😂😂😂 Least his French was better than his German!
I think we were as bad as each other and we’re off to Poland at the end of the summer - what could possibly go wrong lol 😂
@@getawaygeese ha ha ha, you better get learning Polish lol.
Oh my goodness, best episode ever, it was like watching a comedy sketch, you two lying in Harry teaching each other French, brilliant. 🤣🤣 Great camera work.
Thanks guys. 👍🐸
Thanks for watching and commenting- it was good to recharge and reenergise ourselves - not sure we’re ever going to try and speak French again lol 😂
Loved the French lesson we now feel more confident to got travelling after your fabulous clear consise French lessons, thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But very concerned about the apple pastry…… how does this remain uneaten until the evening if it’s bought in the morning surely it has to be eaten with mid morning cuppa🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Another great vlog thank you.
Thanks for watching guys - we take no responsibility for any language you have learnt on this series 😂
The only reason the apple lasted so long was all the other stuff we seemed to have bought 😂
Great video 👍really enjoyed lost In translation or transitlation perhaps 😂 , do you think them vikings rocked up to the Abby with google translate and argued on the French pronunciation of pillage 😂 . Learned some German for work , the German engineer un politely told me to stop . Perhaps now you’ve saved a sheep you should learn some Welsh , lots of flem though . Well done and good luck both 👍👍👍🏴🏴🇬🇧🇨🇦🦢
Yes I suspect conversation was not high on the vikings list 😂
I’m in mourning would get us no where
I have no chance at Welsh
Thanks for watching
Thank you so much for this episode. I’ve laughed so much and then had a go myself and laughed again. Google translate is hilarious. Loved the Abbey and wow how wide is the Seine. Hope your head is better Stew. Take care Gill
Lol I hope you had better success than us 😂 I have to say that Abbey with the sun hitting it was pretty special
Thanks for watching
Oh my! That baguette! I was in hysterics at the translation! What a beautiful area. What a wonderful video and great drone and editing! Thanks Jane and Stew!
That baguette was a baseball bay and tasted like one to lol 😂 we loved the river Seine it’s such a beautiful river to be by
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Yous make us laugh and hungery
I know we looked at this video and all we did was snack lol - it was over three days mind you lol
Thanks for watching
That was a great one 😂😂 good old Google translate for a laugh 😂😂
Well it’s a thing to turn to if you are feeling down lol 😂 thanks for watching
Fantastic episode had me laughing out loud on my Swedish travels. Thanks
Sounds fantastic hope you can afford the beer lol thanks for watching
I haven’t laughed so much in a long time, you two translating, really enjoyed this post. Thank you👍🤣😘
Glad you enjoyed it thanks for watching
Wow what an episode so much food and the translation tests had us laughing madly. Cheerz Stew and Jane.
Glad you enjoyed it - when we produced the video we were shocked at our treats as that’s all we seemed to eat lol - thanks for watching
In your video about security you fitted some external lights on the van can you remember where you got them from and how you wired them in ?? Cheers David.
Hi - I can answer partially as autocampers (Firth campers ) fitted them for me - they wired off 12v lights they had fitted above cab - the lights were from beaconlightbars - LED Autolamps 23260BLK 12V Black Awning / Scene Lamp PN: 23260BLK
Hope that helps
I agree with George5Bells…I had a great belly laugh watching you two translate what you thought you were saying!!😅😅 I speak a little Spanish ( I thought) but I was told I was telling people, I am very married” when I meant, “ I am very tired!”
Lovely villages, thank you for the tour guys! Feel better soon Stew.
Glad you enjoyed it! - we certainly were very poor at our French and made us not want to say anymore lol
Thanks for watching
OMG poor Google translate, what a challenge to ask translating from a non native speaker 😅😂 so funny, thank you for that video.
Yes Google must of been struggling to understand us lol
Thanks for watching
Great video ,nice and relaxing feel 😎
Glad you enjoyed it! - thanks for watching
Lovely village and surrounding area but the google translate part of your video had me in hysterics, I was crying with laughter. Really enjoying your French adventure guys, thanks for sharing 👍
Glad you enjoyed it - I have to say a few parkups by the River Seine have been our favourite
@@getawaygeese , I’ve been a subscriber and followed your adventures from your early days and I think this French Adventure is my favourite of all. Would love to tour France (just about to get a Ford Custom Campervan) but being just me now plus 3 dogs doesn’t make it a very practical option. At least I can enjoy the country through your adventures 👍
Awwww thank you for sticking with us ! How exciting getting your van ! We were buzzing by the time we went to collect Harry. Lots of new adventures for you and your dogs. And we look forward to showing you our future trips 😊 jane
Loved it! Less bread consumption and sugar could help your migraines, butter is fine 👍
Weirdly I feel better eating sweet things and having a sweet tea but that’s me justifying it to myself
Thanks for watching
That was hilarious! Have you tried Duolingo? It's good for practising your accent.
Sorry you felt rough, Stew. Migraines suck... :(
Thanks for watching - need to look at that app
Migraines are a bit rubbish but it was nice to stop and breathe for a few days
Decoys definitely to lure other ducks.
So you think they are there to be shot at ? - it all felt as though it was set up for that I have to say
Thanks for watching
Hi Jane and Stew, obviously Stew's accent is more suited to the French than yours. I used to change trailers with a polish driver called Yan, he taught me some polish. But he said that the English people couldn't pronounce polish the way the Scots could. But there's no need for Google translate, just speak very loudly in English. 😂😂😂😂
Lol Dudley accent is just like French 😂 now if we get to Poland that’s going to be really interesting 🧐
Thanks for watching
Can't take the micky out of his accent now can I 😩. Jane
Thats not a baguette, its an old pit prop
Thanks guys for watching - it was a bit of a torpedo and it didn’t taste good at all so was quickly disposed of
Hi both , Is this a recent Video , I see lots of trees in full leaf ?
This was filmed autumn 23 - were just getting to the end of the series - thanks for watching
@@getawaygeese Love your video adventures , I've been subscribed since seeing the video about 'Harry'
You need a medal lol 😂
@@getawaygeese 😂😂
Where did u get the holder to the right of your worktop on the wall?
They were off Amazon but the links expired there are other stretch net storage boxes but these have a hard outer case type surround so the netting is not floppy - there are other makes I see on Amazon by the looks
There decoys to kill ducks 😢
I suspected as much 😩
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He speak german 😂😂😂. Nice try 😅
No I speak let’s get to a bank lol 😂 that’s it
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Watch y teeth !!!
Yes i never thought of that - can you imagine us trying to see a French dentist with our communication skills 😂
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Jane, you’re so annoying 😂😂
Stew tells me that most days 😂😂. Jane
@@getawaygeese 😂😂