AITA for getting stunlocked by the first sentence? (React Court)

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  • This came from my livestream on October 19th, 2022. Catch me live every weekday from 11AM-4PM here: / northernlion
    I wanted to mix up my content a little bit and I figured, what better way to use my unique brand of judgemental gaze than to read the top posts on one of the most entertaining subreddits out there: r/AmITheAsshole? Check it out!
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  • @vv1050
    @vv1050 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    The LOOOOORD of the manor just HAD to go gallivanting on the mountain. Wow. That was one hour twenty minutes and thirty-six seconds of sheer grade-A madness.

  • @Tchakkazulu
    @Tchakkazulu ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    "Hey, no racism for a week" is... such a cursed sentence. But also, it's sending me.

    • @realityisenough
      @realityisenough ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My GF has given me this ultimatum from time to time

    • @ZeroTsar
      @ZeroTsar ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@realityisenough 🔍

    • @Mr.Room1
      @Mr.Room1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@realityisenough 📸🤨

  • @MCMCvirguleMC
    @MCMCvirguleMC ปีที่แล้ว +275

    On the table, a single post-it note reading "Gone for a hike with Bob. Left you some raw chicken for later. Love you."

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      he KNEW that was her favorite, and still he went gallivanting!

    • @moldybongwater3808
      @moldybongwater3808 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NTA

    • @canox6017
      @canox6017 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      How could you be unavailable after you told me you'll be unavailable? Let me call the entire police force to search for you and make sure you don't forget your terrible mistake for the next 15 years

    • @FancifulSKey4468
      @FancifulSKey4468 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does that happen in a famous movie scene?

    • @nashburt6635
      @nashburt6635 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Chicken sashimi” 😂

  • @youri7229
    @youri7229 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Getting stunlocked so hard he forgets what he originally got stunlocked about is a new height of NL-stunlockening

    • @SA00Toad
      @SA00Toad ปีที่แล้ว +29

      my fav is when he gets stunlocked over getting stunlocked

  • @dilliedAlly
    @dilliedAlly ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    Babe wake up the rumors of react court's demise were greatly exaggerated

    • @joebobby1412
      @joebobby1412 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thank you.
      I needed someone to say it.

    • @CritikalJari
      @CritikalJari ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Many people are saying this

    • @SeeMyDolphin
      @SeeMyDolphin ปีที่แล้ว +91

      AITA for yelling at my partner because they wouldn't pick up their phone when I was trying to call to tell them that a new episode of React Court dropped?

    • @davidh9354
      @davidh9354 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@SeeMyDolphin NTA and you should really break up with your partner since they seemingly do not care that the rumors of react court's demise were greatly exaggerated... also, sue them and take out a hit on their life

    • @ChaosCron1
      @ChaosCron1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SeeMyDolphin Leaning NTA
      INFO: Does he (intentional) not understand that React Court is a perfectly valid education on ethics and morality? Does he (still intentional) not understand and value your hobbies and interests?

  • @nyansugoi
    @nyansugoi ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "Is my wife okay?"
    "Why don't you just hop on, shitbag..."
    Got a hyena cackle out of me

  • @Acc_Expired
    @Acc_Expired ปีที่แล้ว +224

    The whole "he wasnt available in an emergency" post is literally:
    "He thought his iphone settings worked a little bit differently than they actually do"

    • @MCMCvirguleMC
      @MCMCvirguleMC ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Can you imagine being just woken up and juggle between an angry wife and trying to figure out some smartphone setting you put a few months ago through the brain fog?

  • @peytonalexander5300
    @peytonalexander5300 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    That AITA post about the husband who committed the crime of being asleep in the middle of the night is responsible for perhaps the greatest NL stunlock in recent memory. I could have watched an entire video of him just bantering about the comments on that post.

    • @KevinAccetta
      @KevinAccetta ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I was having a blast, didn't want it to end at all 😂
      Those redditors be crazy

    • @svenpoletka5236
      @svenpoletka5236 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      What if the husband had been busy saving babies from a fire in the surrounding residential area?

    • @imthebestmayne122
      @imthebestmayne122 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      "Was the husband the only person who knew the 12 secret herbs and spices to make ciprofloxacin." I literally spit out my drink.

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@svenpoletka5236 YTA your spouse comes first

    • @legion999
      @legion999 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're twisting it maliciously on purpose. The crime was having your phone on silent while sleeping, and NOT "being asleep at night". If you only misunderstood, then correct it.

  • @jayang5394
    @jayang5394 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "If you ever do your hobby when I have a problem, that's gallivanting. If I ever do MY hobby when you have a problem, that's self care".

  • @crystalblu9399
    @crystalblu9399 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I almost cried from laughter when he said “this shit happened in the bush administration” , NL is hilarious

  • @Nick-xu7ns
    @Nick-xu7ns ปีที่แล้ว +392

    The woman who forgot her keys definitely gets angry at her husband when she has a dream of him cheating on her.

    • @drewpreston6478
      @drewpreston6478 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      On God I had that exact same thought

  • @Loeffellux
    @Loeffellux ปีที่แล้ว +222

    +2 for the callback to the husband who had a lifelong dream of having a dog/nephew

    • @cptKamina
      @cptKamina ปีที่แล้ว +48

      THE LORD OF THE MANOR!

  • @AdamGaffney96
    @AdamGaffney96 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This man was so right about 12 year olds staying home from school not needing constant supervision and I don't know why chat went off there. All you have to do as a sick child is like lie in bed, play games and eat and drink sometimes, there's no need to take a day off to supervise that unless you think it's actively worse than just a stomach bug.

  • @HeadMaster95
    @HeadMaster95 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at crop top bullying!

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is that a wild Community reference I spot?

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir ปีที่แล้ว +24

      _You can excuse racism?!?_

    • @robotcactus_mk1882
      @robotcactus_mk1882 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Wertsir did he stutter?

    • @Hsel-lc1wt
      @Hsel-lc1wt ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This reference is streets ahead

    • @JesterWDE
      @JesterWDE ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Hsel-lc1wt and if you don’t get it, you’re streets behind

  • @touchpadnm1
    @touchpadnm1 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    That one about the degree being useless definitely happened, but it was written by the person with the degree and she was real mad about the situation.

    • @Silas_MN
      @Silas_MN ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I actually had the same thought, lol

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Total Easter of time if you ask me

    • @AllWordsAreDust
      @AllWordsAreDust ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly, it reads like it was written by someone that wanted to be affirmed by a group of likeminded people for her career choices based on how she imagined her married friends with different values see her.

    • @Rocco-mf7kq
      @Rocco-mf7kq ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@AllWordsAreDust hehehe saying “exactly” and then twisting what the original comment said is genius

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AllWordsAreDust ...? nah dawg

  • @CritikalJari
    @CritikalJari ปีที่แล้ว +300

    The first poster is actually just a psycho, her saying your brother, your nephew and zero compassion like what is wrong with her and her thinking she is so in the right and unwilling to actually discuss anything

    • @EdMan102292
      @EdMan102292 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Honestly sounds like a serious disorder.

    • @ImDefined
      @ImDefined ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Man, I'd be out of that marriage before it even started, the whole post is littered with red flags.

    • @seancrosby6837
      @seancrosby6837 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I'm pissed off at the OP of that one, but I'm honestly way more shocked and pissed off there were people defending them. "You don't spring a child onto someone without prior knowledge"... it is their Nephew whose father is in the hospital for CAAAANCER! I just can't get over that man

    • @violetstarsign
      @violetstarsign ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally zero chance OP is real. It just reads like a 30-year-old man proudly wearing his r/antinatalism badge like he's doing a Phoenix Wright impression, who wrote this blatant fiction in the pursuit of farming +2s.
      And apparently it *worked?*

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There’s 0 way she’s real. It sounds like a man’s version of what he thinks women are like

  • @papabaddad
    @papabaddad ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Its a dire emergency that only a family member could possibly assist with" sounds like its not a dire emergency tbh

  • @kmb1800
    @kmb1800 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    do these people forget that like 20 years ago not everyone had a cell phone lol. how would these people survive in the 90s if they can't reach their partner at 1 am

    • @KevinAccetta
      @KevinAccetta ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I'm with you Kevin. It's like they expect everyone to *always* have their phones on them 24/7. Let people disconnect if they want to (or in this case, sleep lol)

    • @jas1007
      @jas1007 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Just what I thought.
      However, the 24/7 availbility-demanding mindset started almost immediately as phones became common. I remember when movie theatures starting asking people to turn off their phones the justification I heard the most for people keeping them on was "what if there's an emergency?"
      In a true emergency, there are people better prepared to deal with it than the person with the silent phone. By "emergency" they mean "inconvience". It is okay to be off the grid for a few hours. Hell, I've even got relatives who don't even turn their phones on unless they want to be the ones to initiate a call.

    • @Nick-xu7ns
      @Nick-xu7ns ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They would just send the sheriff apparently

    • @jellevm
      @jellevm ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah the whole premise is wrong imo. You shouldn't have to be available to your spouse 24/7. They're their own person and other people capable of helping exist.

    • @swimminginhoney
      @swimminginhoney ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KevinAccetta I totally agree although the difference here is that his wife was travelling alone after midnight. Obvs totally understandable mistake to leave ur phone on vibrate -but as NL said, it should have been a case of “ok next time I won’t lose my keys and you won’t leave ur phone on vibrate”

  • @Kittyapoc
    @Kittyapoc ปีที่แล้ว +70

    You know an AITA thread is good when you go from these videos to the actual post to read the comments too lmao

    • @Silas_MN
      @Silas_MN ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I did that a couple of times early on, biiig mistake. place is brain poison garbage without the egg's shell of banter and sanity to protect oneself

    • @mrrp405
      @mrrp405 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Silas_MN It’s so true, he’s the ultimate filter of sanity.

    • @canox6017
      @canox6017 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm tempted but I know I would get very angry. I think I prefer having mental health

  • @papabaddad
    @papabaddad ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Man imagine if these redditors had to live 30 years ago when we weren't all reachable at a moment's notice

  • @chastermief839
    @chastermief839 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Fleetwood Mac's 1977 album was greatly exaggerated
    0:00 austin powers
    03:09 AITA for telling my husband to get over himself when he started berating me for not picking up his brother's son from school?
    18:40 AITA for making my younger sisters fly home early after they followed my husband?
    23:41 AITA for not letting my daughter buy clothes?
    39:38 AITA for telling my friend that her degree is useless if she has to leave the country to find work?
    47:14 AITA for waking up my husband to drive me to pick up my car when I left my keys in my locker at work?

    • @DarrylHawkinberry
      @DarrylHawkinberry ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thank u

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You know its gold when he starts reading a post and there is half an hour left in the video

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These time stamps are a life saver. Thank you! 🫡

    • @FancifulSKey4468
      @FancifulSKey4468 ปีที่แล้ว

      hero. Also don't make me return of the Macslap you

  • @1113Alekazam
    @1113Alekazam ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Thank you for the episode of React Court, I accept it with humility for I am but a humble sheep.

  • @jstnhws2011
    @jstnhws2011 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I remember when our band teacher tried to have us play a song for our big concert and we just weren't good enough to actually play it, so he instead made us play the Austin Powers theme and it's honestly what we deserved.

  • @jeongsong1855
    @jeongsong1855 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Redditors are truly insane but I am loving the react court stunlocks

    • @mimic6494
      @mimic6494 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr it's absolutely astounding the shit people say on there. I remember this one post about a guy wanting to break up with his SO because she cooked his beans for him... Like what? What is wrong with these people lmao

  • @jimmyredd
    @jimmyredd ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "is she going to be ok!?"
    "Why don't you just hop on, Shitbag."
    Lmao these last 2 react courts have been something else

    • @cptKamina
      @cptKamina ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The two "stories" from the perspective of the man who dared have his phone on mute made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes.

  • @seansmolinski
    @seansmolinski ปีที่แล้ว +53

    As a software engineer in Dayton OH, I am absolutely incensed

    • @redinator5
      @redinator5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m literally in college to do that very thing and had the same reaction lol

  • @colinmallery50
    @colinmallery50 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Absolutely insane in the lack of empathy in the first one

  • @KevinAccetta
    @KevinAccetta ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Holy shit that first poster is just human trash... 😂
    Those ESH replies are insane too, making it sound like the husband had any choice in whether he should take in his nephew or not. Was he supposed to say no to his brother and let his nephew homeless?

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Our nephew 😢

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot ปีที่แล้ว +89

      "I refused to pick up my nephew from school once whose dad has cancer, AITA"
      Info: I didnt have anything else do to.
      ???????????

    • @chamakh17maroc
      @chamakh17maroc ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She could literally go pick him up with her mom is she still wanted to hang out with her

    • @AllWordsAreDust
      @AllWordsAreDust ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I can even understand someone illogically thinking, "I wish he'd consulted with me first", even if just for show, but an adult should be able to push that aside and understand that looking after the child is the main responsibility of everyone involved.

  • @Blaurot
    @Blaurot ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I already saw the waking husband clip, the moment i heard him read the headline i got a extreme dopamine spike. React Court is my substitute drug.

  • @wolfengod8277
    @wolfengod8277 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The last story was legendary, what is going on with redditors? People used to get by without phones but these people lose their mind if they can’t be in immediate contact at any and all times. The dude just went to sleep like a normal guy, it’s crazy that reddit is mad at him.

    • @swimminginhoney
      @swimminginhoney ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But tbf NL literally said that he should have been reachable bc she was travelling home alone at night. He made a mistake by leaving his phone on vibrate which is totally fine - they both just need to learn from their mistakes

    • @wolfengod8277
      @wolfengod8277 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@swimminginhoney
      His wife is an adult, I’m sure she is capable of handling a trip home from work. If it is actually a serious situation call emergency services.

    • @lolmanyeah1
      @lolmanyeah1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@swimminginhoney he was at home exactly where he was expected to be. Had there been an emergency the emergency services could more than easily give his door a knock and wake him up.

  • @Dogtrio
    @Dogtrio ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Could you imagine saying "thats a bad job, the starting wage is only what my husband makes in his after working there for 6 years" (assuming thats the implication)

    • @soren_hero247
      @soren_hero247 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was really telling that its a high school friendship, friend went off to better herself, found a job/life outside of OP, OP negs her and just shits on all her choices.
      I don't think they were actually good friends, just friends by convenience. Once the nostalgia of high school wore off, the friend realized its just crabs in a bucket with OP and cut bait.
      Specifically, she didn't even care enough about her friend to just be happy for her, and couldn't even remember the details of her friends actual job.
      edit: changed some things for clarity.

    • @yoyobeerman1289
      @yoyobeerman1289 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soren_hero247 I mean sure, probably don't be an asshole about what someone chose to pursue. I don't see that attitude being any different then when someone decides to lecture a woman for choosing to be a homemaker instead of a girl-boss. It's a very unhealthy attitude.
      That being said I do think it's important to be cognizant that a lot of graduate (and even some pre-grad) degrees are professionally DOA or have very niche and hard to find applications and a lot of people get duped into getting expensive and time consuming degrees they don't need because of culture pressure.

    • @soren_hero247
      @soren_hero247 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@yoyobeerman1289 Edited to be more precise in my language.
      1. Not shitting on OP's choices. Just her treatment of her friend. My inference was that OP believes her own choices of family are more valued/desired/etc than her friends. I removed the barefoot remark, because I can't read OP's mind about whether she explicitly believes it. However you must agree that OP thinks her friend should've made similar choices to herself, right? Clearly OP made a value judgement about her own choices and holds her friend to this same standard.
      Additionally, OP clearly compares her own husband's salary against her friends entry level job in the EU parliament as some kind of translator (which needing advanced training in a language you might not natively speak/understand might actually be helpful). What inference would you draw? That OP is a feminist who believes her friend should be free to make her own choices? Or that maybe OP believes her friend should've given up on college, gotten married and had kids?
      2. Your argument about graduate degrees doesn't seem to address anything about the actual situation. Yes, some degrees are less job/economy focused, so what? The friend was talking about her NEW JOB!
      No mention of cultural pressure, or the degree being expensive, or very niche (translators are needed all over the world).
      Time consuming? 26 years old, means 4 years for her bachelor's degree, maybe 2 years for her master's degree, and that puts her at about 24/5. Which gives her about a year to apply for jobs, interview, and accept a job. Seems she is doing things on a pretty stable timeline.

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoyobeerman1289 somewhat true, but...totally irrelevant? she already has a good job in terms of both finances and life experience.
      'but some degrees that some other, entirely unrelated people get aren't financially viable' mang so?

  • @CS0723
    @CS0723 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I have to assume the nephew with the father with cancer story is a Truman-style thread made up of actors and fake contradicting comments just to give NL content because I truly cannot believe there are people that inconsiderate in real life

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In doubt of a psycho reaction, assume they have underlying mental health issues

    • @squeedles_1943
      @squeedles_1943 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A lot of people can be as inconsiderate as that person was, it's always a bit crushing to the psyche to realize though

    • @AllWordsAreDust
      @AllWordsAreDust ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A lot of redditors are children themselves, whether literally in age or just immature mindsets and struggle to understand the concept of momentarily putting their own needs aside for someone else.
      A lot of their anger at children read exactly like kids mad that a sibling is getting more attention than them.

    • @chrischickering1959
      @chrischickering1959 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I feel like there are a good amount of people who just don't view children as full human beings.

  • @JohnJohnson-vq7ze
    @JohnJohnson-vq7ze ปีที่แล้ว +64

    AITA for having reports of my death be greatly exaggerated?

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NTA your death your rules

  • @Pairoshuz
    @Pairoshuz ปีที่แล้ว +94

    If I'm understanding the "making my younger sisters fly home" post, OP's sisters came over on a break from school, overheard that OP's husband was meeting a client for dinner (who happened to be a woman) and the sisters assumed he must be cheating and followed him to the restaurant to take pictures and try to prove he was cheating.
    It's understandable to be upset by that, it's definitely crossing a trust/privacy boundary, but telling the sisters to leave immediately, especially in the middle of the night, is overreacting.
    It really would've been a lot better for OP to sit down with her sisters and say "Please don't stalk my husband while he's at work. I trust him and I don't think he's cheating on me, and it's wrong for you to follow him around like this. If I catch you doing this again, I'll going to call our parents and tell them I'm sending you home early" or something like that.

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot ปีที่แล้ว +55

      KekW communicating instead of just banishing 2 teenagers, lol ok

  • @JaimieWFYT
    @JaimieWFYT ปีที่แล้ว +42

    So the “woke my husband” woman drives to the train station, parks, gets a train to work and then gets changed into her uniform for work? So why the fuck were her car keys in her work uniform?!?!?!?

  • @whorcares123
    @whorcares123 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The level of raw sociopathy in this video makes me think American Psycho was a documentary.

  • @IcarusFell27
    @IcarusFell27 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The husband asleep and the husband hiking is so damn funny. "We're just normal men. We're just innocent men."

  • @tav5771
    @tav5771 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The one about the sick woman that sent the sheriff to fetch her husband in the mountains and let him think her life As in danger just because he had the "AUDACITY" to be unavailable for a few hours is scary as fuck. Makes me scared of relationships

    • @canox6017
      @canox6017 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fortunately most people aren't psychos. Reddit is just a filter where you can see the worst scum on Earth

  • @mehedi1178
    @mehedi1178 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love the moment where ryan said, "It's stunlocking time." And stunlocked over everybody.

  • @dadadunlol6079
    @dadadunlol6079 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It's too bad this is the last react court, I heard about its coming demise.

    • @cptKamina
      @cptKamina ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well don't I have something to tell you about those rumors...

  • @LightningFastStudios
    @LightningFastStudios ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Have you ever truly had food poisoning?"
    NL: *laser eyes meme*

  • @Synion
    @Synion ปีที่แล้ว +54

    One of the greatest react courts of all time. Sleep is not allowed at Redditland.

  • @allmymimings
    @allmymimings ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the story where shes missing her keys is actually a curb your enthusiasm bit

  • @micalishis
    @micalishis ปีที่แล้ว +70

    So does that mean that the next time his wife puts her phone on silent then he can yell at her because she might miss an emergency? This line of reasoning is so insane.

    • @JD-wu5pf
      @JD-wu5pf ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is probably a foreign concept, but when you're in a relationship, you tend to want to be able to get a hold of that person during emergencies. The wife probably doesn't put her phone on silent because she seems to understand this.

    • @clankclankimatank
      @clankclankimatank ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@JD-wu5pf My boyfriend is a heavy sleeper. Even if his phone was ringing off the hook there's no guarantee he'd wake up if it wasn't the usual time. If I got into a nightmarish car crash in the middle of the night, I'd hope he'd be contacted, but if he doesn't wake up when the hospital tries to call him why the hell would I get mad at him for being asleep. It's not like the dude in the post dropped off the planet for a week.

    • @princiedv
      @princiedv ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@JD-wu5pf Plausible situations:
      Important work meeting, forgot to take it off silent after coming out of the conference room
      Accidentally putting it on silent and not realizing it (I think they have an actual physical switch on iphones, no?)
      I think the rational response would be to speak to S/O about emergency situations without being hostile; being hostile invites fighting. I get that she was mad, but she had the whole Uber ride to think about the situation and ber first response was to wake him up and shout at him, even if you think he's ill-prepared, she's no angel either. People make mistakes, you just need to learn from them. If this was repeated behaviour I would agree.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he is outside at night, sure

    • @cptKamina
      @cptKamina ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JD-wu5pf I've been in multiple relationships that lasted for years and not once has there been an "emergency" in which calling the partner was important. You know who you should call in an emergency? The police or an ambulance lmao.

  • @JD-wu5pf
    @JD-wu5pf ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Suspicious that the lady didn't give her age in the first post. The husband is 37 and yet seems to be married to someone who's a literal child. I don't know who else would be so immature and short sighted.

    • @wolfengod8277
      @wolfengod8277 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep I was like this chick is like 18/19 years old, I would find it hard to believe that even a 25 year old would act so immature. I’m not against adults dating/marrying with an age gap, but these are likely some life issues that come with it.

    • @JordanIdk
      @JordanIdk ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm thinking she's concerned that it's going to become a permanent arrangement. We don't know the outlook for the father, but we all know there's no certainty with chemo. You'd best believe she's thinking, “I'm going to get stuck either as essentially a mother to a 12-year-old for at least six years who's not my kid, or divorced.” Probably hoping that if she refuses to entertain the idea of playing that role in an even a temporary arrangement, that the father of the child will find elsewhere in the unfortunate circumstance that it's necessary. It's a shitty situation, but there's no way this isn't in her mind. People tend to act crazy when there's a very real possibility that their lives are going to get turned upside down.

    • @JD-wu5pf
      @JD-wu5pf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JordanIdk I mean, you can explain why she's being an asshole, but she's still being an asshole.
      I don't want kids either, but I'm old enough to have perspective here. The dude's brother has cancer. If the dad dies, you having to be a mom for 6 years should be the least of your concerns.

    • @Nightknight1992
      @Nightknight1992 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JordanIdk still a sociopath. hes 12, she maybe has to cook a bit more and occasionally drive him somewhere when the husband isnt available, not change his diapers 3 times a day.

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JordanIdk 'yeah, I was worried this kid might have his father die, and then he might need to be raised or something, so I'll just pretend he doesn't exist.' +1 on 'still sociopathy.' you actually need zero empathy for this thought process to formulate into actual actions and choices. then again, the frontal lobe doesn't fully develop till 25, so maybe that's a point in favor of the OP's theory.

  • @bobjones7981
    @bobjones7981 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    It’s actually insane how many people are on the side of these absolute sociopaths…

    • @dactorwatson4313
      @dactorwatson4313 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The other day there was a thread where someone was talking about his brother who wouldn’t stop pissing on the floor no matter how many punishments they gave him and how severe they were. Many people’s advice were horribly cruel punishments like publicly embarrassing him, putting stuff in his bed, grounding him for months, etc. And not one person had suggested therapy for the kid to help him through whatever problem he was clearly going through.
      People on Reddit scare me sometimes.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dactorwatson4313 The whole internet man, I just came from a thread where a TH-camr was repeatedly saying that Emma D'arcy (she plays Rhaenyra on House of the Dragon) should kill herself because trans people "are insane". Oof.

    • @dishdaddyssoap8691
      @dishdaddyssoap8691 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dactorwatson4313 especially with how young children bedwetting tends to be symptomatic of some urgent issues. Its really common for a child to respond to rape trauma with bedwetting. Maybe its just a terrible habit, but still doesnt even excuse it. It just makes it even more insane

  • @kidelliott7122
    @kidelliott7122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Is one of the most entertaining episodes in this series I've ever seen! Not only do I laugh my face off with these, but I genuinely feel like I learn how to be a better person watching Ryan dissect these problems.

  • @georgevoknerech228
    @georgevoknerech228 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    >we were discussing family issues
    >I refused to pick up my own nephew (who's father is bedridden by cancer) and hung up on my husband
    I hope they were discussing her lol.

  • @moldybongwater3808
    @moldybongwater3808 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    picking up your nephew from school: 20 minutes, saves someone from distress
    writing a reddit post: 30 minutes, makes thousands of people lose faith in humanity

  • @pardy1807
    @pardy1807 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "for am i but a humble sheep" sent me into orbit lmao

  • @mrrp405
    @mrrp405 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:04:28 that's little caesar up there, pulling on the steam whistle
    "ME, THAT'S ME"

  • @soulses4549
    @soulses4549 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favorite segments of the stream, these honestly make my work day better!

  • @faefriend5702
    @faefriend5702 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine being the nephew from the first story. Like that kid is going to grow up with some real emotional issues

  • @receivethelearn
    @receivethelearn ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I liked the part where NL got stunlocked before the first comma

  • @adammiller9029
    @adammiller9029 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    With the skipping lunch to pick up the nephew thing... sounds perfect, now grandma and aunt can pick up the kid and take kid to lunch, as a family. Missed opportunity to do good. Also an example of why grandma sucks. If I had a kid, who was refusing to pick up their nephew from school, I would smack them in the back of the head. You pick that kid up, and you take care of them, period.

    • @ethandavis7310
      @ethandavis7310 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grandma might not have known tho

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if grandma knew, I see where mom gets it from

  • @hanakikoi
    @hanakikoi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I literally have my keys on a lanyard to prevent this EXACT stunlock

  • @OMGItsBirdmanArchive
    @OMGItsBirdmanArchive ปีที่แล้ว +12

    POV you woke up pogged out of your gourd after being sick and sleeping through the day only to see NL post a react court episode on youtube

  • @mikahs7944
    @mikahs7944 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    NL is that guy from the movies “I remember those horrible times in Korea” 😂

  • @dominiks5068
    @dominiks5068 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "hey, no racism for one week!" lmao

  • @ploompy
    @ploompy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    saw a clip of this madness yesterday and I'm excited to see the whole thing

  • @Silas_MN
    @Silas_MN ปีที่แล้ว +12

    holy cow, NL got like a 4 for 1 off of that last post. the content well runs DEEP

  • @classonbread5757
    @classonbread5757 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    +2 for everything this episode

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      React court is in its prime and peaks every episode

    • @cptKamina
      @cptKamina ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jenm1 So why do people keep talking about it's demise?

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cptKamina that's been greatly exaggerated.

  • @MattyNoNose
    @MattyNoNose ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is an all time classic React Court.

  • @TBDF12
    @TBDF12 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Imagine your 15 and 17 year old brothers stalk and spy on your wife and ruin a business meeting. There's no way that's not shady and it's definitely not ok

    • @jaravind5050
      @jaravind5050 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not enough information though. Do you sit them down and explain it or do you send them away home at that instant? I just think there are better ways to handle the situation.

    • @TBDF12
      @TBDF12 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaravind5050 yeah probably better ways to handle it, but it might be understandable

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaravind5050 does raise a question though, how bad would the behavior have to be for a 'send them away immediately' response?

    • @Kekkle-
      @Kekkle- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      they're basically kids it's genuinely probably 10x more innocent than you're making it sound

  • @KevinAccetta
    @KevinAccetta ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Those NTA replies on the last post are crazy. Putting all the blame on the husband for.. sleeping. Also bringing up it's dangerous for a woman being out at night; while that can be true, it's her job, he shouldn't be in constant panic mode every day she's working at night. He's allowed to sleep. Like Ryan said, just talk about it next day "yo, maybe try to keep your phone out of silent mode for me only in case of emergencies"

    • @Incoherencel
      @Incoherencel ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The husband also thought he had a system in place to circumvent the silent phone exactly for emergency situations. Why does no one remember this

    • @swimminginhoney
      @swimminginhoney ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Incoherencel yeah exactly. Like I DO think he should have been reachable (the husband clearly does too!) the issue is that they both made a mistake and she overreacted, not that it wasn’t a mistake for him to have his phone on vibrate

  • @autismsings8848
    @autismsings8848 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't get people that want to reach you at any moment because "what if it's an emergency?" Where do you live? Uganda? Call the fucking police if it's an emergency, the literal most effective thing I can do and the first thing I will do upon being called is call the emergency services just skip the middle man jesus.
    edit: nvm, chat.

  • @mattwilliams2935
    @mattwilliams2935 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember when the first Austin Powers came out on VHS. You better believe I switched my parents answering machine message to the AP opening theme. I got away with it for like a year. Edit: My man went off on they key/silent ringer post and he was shooting and draining em from half court. Was disappointed it took so long to mention the AP test specs wallet and watch given the opener of the video. 11/10

  • @TreasureTrain
    @TreasureTrain ปีที่แล้ว +11

    you just know that food poisoning lady brings that story up every chance she can get

  • @emilieeverywhere
    @emilieeverywhere ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chat it fucking unhinged. I definitely stayed home sick at 11 alone. Ate hotdogs or PP&J, played Atari or whatever.

  • @alma3884052
    @alma3884052 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How are these people real man? If it was a real emergency, the first number you would dial is your husband's?! Not 911?

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot ปีที่แล้ว

      Some are def fake, but that one...

  • @isacericsson7218
    @isacericsson7218 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    your parents did not do a good job if you find yourself writing AITA posts

  • @xanderzell1473
    @xanderzell1473 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the greatest episode of react court oh my god

  • @supaonyxian
    @supaonyxian ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a banger of an episode, cant wait until the next hearing

  • @echiko4932
    @echiko4932 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I don't want her to be 20 years old and she has like a rough day at work and come home and slams like a six pack of kinder surprise" is such a banger line

  • @stanbrule9357
    @stanbrule9357 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "IF I had a spouse" sums it up. These are people who never even talk to women IRL, let alone leave their computer desk for any other reason than to use the bathroom or to grab more tendies, judging someone they don't know who might not even be real over a situation they'll never be in because they have disengaged entirely from the real world. Also known as, The Reddit Classic.

  • @nattteo
    @nattteo ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Damn, NL finally suggesting a couple break up, my man is truly redditpilled now.

  • @obviouslyanonymous
    @obviouslyanonymous ปีที่แล้ว +5

    NL really found the only okay sentence that starts with "it's mostly a women problem"

  • @masterplusmargarita
    @masterplusmargarita ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Breaking news: Bald Vancouver man accidentally becomes sole proprietor of the entire city food supply chain, says "I just wanted to make sure my family couldn't steal the bill from me next Thanksgiving"

  • @EmelieFeuer
    @EmelieFeuer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is the egg so brilliant, i freaking love this guy

  • @Splintorious
    @Splintorious ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw the highlights from the library of ryan and I’m so ready to see the full version

  • @nataliecameron
    @nataliecameron 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "i dont want her to have a bad day at work and come home and slam like 6 kinder surprises" is one of the funniest things ever said

  • @FancifulSKey4468
    @FancifulSKey4468 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:06:50 "YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD" What a line. I genuinely smiled

  • @JonIkean
    @JonIkean ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way NL's eyes lit up when he read the "Have you ever truly had food poisoning" comment

  • @jewishkidney
    @jewishkidney ปีที่แล้ว +1

    needed to collect himself after the double italics 😂 you’re great

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That first one would genuinely cause me to get a divorce.

  • @Seb_Falkor
    @Seb_Falkor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yunno, I grew up the oldest with 2 younger brothers and 1 younger sister with the biggest age gap being 8 years, and I gotta say it was a very eventful childhood lmao. Every day something wild was going on but we made it and look back on it fondly. Granted, my parents are amazing and did very well considering how little they made at the time.

  • @Jack-dk7uu
    @Jack-dk7uu ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The 'why do you have to move to have a translation job' one is so fake but so funny

  • @raulvalgar1999
    @raulvalgar1999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New react court? Inject it directly into my veins, baby.

  • @morganhenson2925
    @morganhenson2925 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can really tell that NL is a big Jerry Seinfeld fan from the quality of some of these topical observations.....

  • @DanielR0828
    @DanielR0828 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the ant/aunt bit was hilarious!

  • @Chadworthy_
    @Chadworthy_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is actually the most insane react court….

  • @geraldvanlaar
    @geraldvanlaar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OP in the first one: "You can't skip lunch (with mom). You just can't guys."

  • @miriam7872
    @miriam7872 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that forth post seriously made me loose my mind. If you‘re talking to anyone about their future life and what they‘ve built for themselves, shouldn’t their happiness be the metric of success?
    Op obviously never once considered what her friends goal was when she started and continued her career path. If she‘s gonna do translation work for the EU parliament and that’s what she wants to be doing, that’s seriously so freaking cool.
    OP either has zero imagination and is unable to understand how people can find happiness in any other way than she did, or she‘s hella jelly.

  • @greenjacketguy3759
    @greenjacketguy3759 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A banger episode of react court 🙌

  • @TheNiceNix
    @TheNiceNix ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The love you make is equal to the love you take" sounds ominous, like it is talking about those wife-by-mail serial killer groupies or something.

  • @brinka7918
    @brinka7918 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    time for my jury duty

  • @garrettgilbert2622
    @garrettgilbert2622 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18 months for the mother's body to recover is the official recommendation

  • @r_o_k_k
    @r_o_k_k ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the average american has forgotten bush's legacy as president before this wife forgot about this miniscule thing her husband did 15 years ago

  • @alphahunter4791
    @alphahunter4791 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why did she transfer her keys from her wherever she had them to her work uniform in the first place if she never takes it home though? It's not like she would drive for lunch or anything

  • @imholdenonarope
    @imholdenonarope ปีที่แล้ว +2

    44:00 As someone from Kansas with a computer science degree that moved me to Austin, all I can say is... +2