Joey Was Trapped in Canada for 5 Days and Couldn't Escape
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As a Canadian, they're trapping you to give the moose more time to find you
Terrifying.
We will secretly put the scent of maple syrup on your belongings, it attracts the moose to your location
@@thejacobian you're absolutely right, don't share our secrets though lol
@@johnxina2140 Don’t worry those are the secrets the government hides poorly to distract those who dig for them. The more important secrets are much harder to get a hold of
Imagine a herbivore hooved mammal adjusted for African savannah competition, but adapted to even swim through Arctic Oceans. There you go, that’s moose.
It must have been terrifying to be stuck in Canada for 5 days straight with nothing to eat but maple syrup. The horror
He also had leafs to eat!
As a Canadian, I am extremely offended. We don't only have maple syrup, we also have poutine and...uhhh...yeah, that's it.
@@SuperShadowGuard that's false, we also have.... waffle with Maple sy- F*CK!!! WE HAVE NOTHING!!!
Hey, if your lucky you might find some Canadien ham
I don't think that's bad except if it's daily and nothin' else....
Joey: is depressed in Canada
Aki: I'm going to ruin this man's depression with a confession
Huzzah!! Elegant!!
I'm Canadian actually from Toronto and the reason she let you go and then said that is because Canadians are passive aggressive.
What do you mean? Genuinely curious. I'm from Asia and I find it quite nice of her to do that
Canadian from Alberta here, I can attest to this; knowing the lady, she probably knew and thought, "OK, I somewhat get the picture, I'll help you out this one time, don't do it again." The lady probably weighed her options before Joey and thought it was too much of hassle to call up her managers. TBF, I kinda used to do something similar like this in any front-desk service job.
@@rydia-yg9vv ya that's what I mean
Damn, I wish all people are this passive aggressive. Give me a couple grand, then told me to never let me see you again
I agree
To that airport lady, I hope you’re having a wonderful week and you deserve all the best things coming for you
My immediate thought would be, well, this is how my life as an involuntary illegal immigrant begins. How the hell do I get deported without getting a criminal record?
If my memories serves me correctly this was the time Aki confessed to him, he remembered this vividly than being with Aki hahaha
Yeah I thought that too
That meme of Aki being jealous but it's at the airport lady.
Canadian hospitality at its best, I'm so proud to be Canadian
Joey should have went to the embassy to get an emergency travel passport, you can usually get one issued in 24 hours.
he's young, dumb, and broke too i guess back then.
as a Canadian living in Toronto, this story makes me so happy =D and so happy to see other canadians in the comments
Can't wait to see you back in Toronto this Sunday Joey as well as the boiz!!! Hope you have a much more pleasant experience this time!! LOL 😂🇨🇦🇨🇦
I'm still trap in Canada it's been 27 years ... don't send help I'm fine XD
How?
@@kaspark8887 the best maple syrup in the world that’s how
@Tony M I get it now
Got us in the first half, ngl...
FedEx 5 days? As a Canadian, sounds about right.
The stuck in customs time was awfully familiar to me.
i'm surprised it wasn't longer tbh 😂😂
IKR
don't you mean " sounds aboot right"?
Joey's airport stories are...horrifying.
Toronto isn't a bad place to be stranded in. Can be expensive though
Awww, that was a good story from Joey. Glad the lady helped him and he was able to go home.
Vacuum seal bags are so good if you have to fly often. Especially in winter; squishes puffer jackets down to the size of a sock.
If you slip a dryer sheet in the bag, it helps avoid that weird smell you get from the plane too.
Edit: Specifically the ones that work with vacuums. Most AirBNB’s have a vacuum they’ll let you use for when you have to fly back home.
Dang that's crazy, with all the technology we have you'd think there'd be a better system in place by now.
Technology has nothing to do with it. It's all just laws, customs, and company policies.
With all the technology ever in existence there will always be procedures, and procedures take time.
Change is uncomfortable therefore humans refuse to do it.
What better system ?
Nah, China is the only country I know with a “better system”. Most places, your id can be replaced by facial recognition which they record in literal “Skynet” (yes they call it that). This is linked with your personal id number, phone, address, bank accounts, and all your social media, your social credit, education and employment history, everything.
With this in mind, would you want the better technology?
now joey knows the horror of canadian postal service (yes it was fedex...but it was still the canadian branch)
The issue is with custom not postal service.
@@RandomPerson-tz7wk no...its the postal service here...its total garbage
@@TechGuru666 he literally said it was stuck in customs - and taking three days in customs is pretty normal tbh.
@@TechGuru666 Dude I get stuff overnight in Canada. You okay?
@@damystery123 you NEVER get stuff overnight in canada...maybe if your in vancouver
Love to hear some Canadian stories of us being inexplicably nice and hospitable to people. Really hits home of the stereotype that Canadians are nice which is something I can be greatly proud of. GOD BLESS THE LEAF!
The leaf...That damn leaf.
Every time I see it
I’ve been trapped in Canada for the past 18 years, git gud Joey…
wait… isn’t this the same time where Aki said to Joey that she likes him ??
yes, pretty sure it is
maybe also the time joey disconnected noble from Lost pause situation. we will never know.
@@williamchoi8676 that happened after the collab in Japan.
@@LouisSubearth how do you know?
That airport woman was a legend.
3:46 Joey stuck in Canada
My Best Wishes to that kind and amazing woman who helped Joey!
I've packed for a week's trip with a "personal item" bag with a switch and a skinny laptop, prioritizing undergarments and layering THE FUCK UP. I was very proud of my cheapness for a first flight
Bro i would have pissed my pants, holy fuck. Good job on Joey.
Pretty sure you could just asked to get deported as an undesirable immigrante they'd put you on the 1st flight out since you from a 1st word country that doesn't have an emigration crisis to this specific country. Sure you'll 3nd up on a ban list for a few years but you probably won't want to go back if you had a bad experience like that
Ironically, the Pearson airport in Toronto is on blast right now
Stuff always gets stuck in customs from the US to Canada.
Kinda weird that Joey just outright refuses to namedrop Misty or Noble
*Cries a happy canadian tear that she gave you a free ticket. *
Haven't watched the video yet:
That's only an issue if there's no poutine to eat.
No poutine was consumed in this story
I am on the Airline side with cheating weight limit, because the aircraft is designed and certified to operate within a certain weight and balance limits, exceeding these limits can be dangerous.
And i know you will say well 5 kg difference will not change anything in the whole mass. But if everyone does it, then it could easily doe something. It is really bad logic, where you justify yourself breaking the rules, because you expect everyone else to follow them. So there feels like no danger if only you break them just this one time.
They dont weigh anyone though. A plane full of 300 pounders would be treated the same as a plane full of ducks. You know what difference it makes? Gas mileage and space in the cargo for lucrative deliveries. Airplane companies dont give a shit about you, all that matters is the profit margin.
@@richarddaigle8777 Your argument doesnt make sense. Every company works to make a profit, that is point of the company.
But every vehicle has some weight limits and for planes it has way more regulations then for example for cars. They have some calculated average weight for person + luggage and since it is hard to control person person part of that calculation, they have to control the luggage one.
@@shawdou3327 and yet they’ll still let you carry anything on with a fee. I’ve literally never seen something $100 can’t fix, so they’re clearly not even close to capacity. The only limit is their wallets
Also a single human can shift the weight by hundreds of kilos, and they have to account for that possibility. Don’t tell me that if Connor was 5kg fatter the plane would go down. In fact, if everyone was 15kg heavier it should still run, which is way more than the variance of luggage smugglers. Connor’s was a big deal, usually it’s 1-2 kilos max.
@ManInAMotel needs to animate this story.
I remember this being the time period when Aki asked Joey
It takes five days in Canada because FedEx is trying to figure out the geography so they don't enter the moose zone and the Beaver dams.
I moved to Japan from Canada and I was so shocked by how the book Japan was. Very soulless when it comes down to business.
Ok but the customs between the US and Canada takes wildly long for whatever reason. I’ve had packages from New Zealand get in faster.
You should always travel with two high quality colour photocopies of your passport with you. Just the pages with your informations. Usually that and two official id cards like a driver license should be enough to fly back to your home country. It also very useful to speed the process to re-issue a new passport at the embassy or the consulate.
I think this was also the time Aki confessed to him right?? I remember him saying this in one of his videos....
Yeah I thought that too
I need more life story from Joey
Scary thing is falling asleep on the airport on a stopover.
Best five days of Joey's life
props to that lady
Imagine if that package had the wrong passport!
He should find out who she is and send her some flowers or something ..
That’s an amazing story tbh.
*joey doesn't remember when aki was on trash taste and they told that story cuz thats when she confessed to him lol*
This is how Canadians roll. Had you put it on your TH-cam that you needed s place to stay, I’m certain someone would have stepped up for that too. 😊
Is this the one in Aki's story?
Yeah I think so
Truly a fate worse than death... At least it wasn't London.
The story of him being stuck in Canada was this when Aki congresses to him?
2 grand for a ticket.
As an Canadian trapped in Toronto for five day’s is a nightmare 🤪🤘🇨🇦🤘
Man, these sob stories are likely what led the airline karma gods to abscond with their gear this last time
Joey needs to find that girl again
Luggage loaders hate you guys.
no god, just Canada.
As a Canadian, yeah, customs is a bitch for no good reason.
Joey Being Stuck in TO and Waiting on the Canadian/American Customs is all to real. Canadian Customs SUCKS. honestly 3 1/2 days is pretty Fast XD
4:52 - Ah yes, the Australian Consulate in Toronto. I’m a dual Canadian/Australian Citizen who lives in Toronto Area so have had to renew my Australian passport there before. There is one fucking pharmacy in the city that has the equipment to do australian passport photos, and the consulate charges you stupid amounts to renew it. Not to mention, it’s nowhere near the Airport, (For Torontonians, it’s near Bloor-Yonge), so from the airport you would have to take the UP Express, then transfer to the the subway, for a local that’s doable, probably nightmare shit for a non local.
One of the few cases where dual citizenship is a nice to have...
This has nothing to do with the video but Has anyone else got the problem on the iPad where every time you click the 3 dots on the top right of the video, it doesn’t give me the options. A play button just appears next to it. Does anyone know what’s happening?! I always watch videos at 1.5x speed and 1080p but now I can’t change ANY option! Help
What Manga is Garnt's shirt?
I love Toronto
At least he wasn't in LATAM, here it's difficult to escape
That's where I live.
Did your friend get a free meal out of it? Anyone that does me a solid like that gets a free meal.
I guess he wasn't Canadian enough.
😏
This should just be called "Joey trapped in a 3rd world country"
I wouldn't wish being trapped in Canada on my worst enemy
Yeh Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST COUNTRY EVER!!!!!
Canadeeznutz
Joey got stranded (stereotypically) in the best country possible with his condition of losing/waiting for his passport
At least he's not in (now) dark age Quebec
Thank you for sharing such a terrifying near death experience. Please seek counseling.
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Hey man i live in Canada and my own governmemt decided that I will not be able to leave my own country for the forseeable future, that is until they decide we 2nd class citizens are "allowed" to leave. Which history teaches us will be absolutely never. I hate this place.
Ohhh Im trapped in the land of Universal Healthcare and reasonable gun control, boo hoo hoo.
he had to pay a ton of money for his hotel stay and flight tickets and he was broke at the time
Poor weebs, dorks and cowards....age of the internett hero is insufferable...
connor with the 5Head play