@@benshaw2306 Yeah that's really what I meant, I should've been more clear. He's got the Norm McDonald-like ability to come off as a simpleton then bash you over the head with his genius. Endear your audience by being relatable, it's a brilliant tactic. Whether they realize they're doing that or not. (I think they do)
Born / raised in New Orleans and lived there for 40+ years. When moving to Las Vegas makes you feel like your life is safer and more normal...that's all that you gotta say.
@RobdaVegasMailman I live between NOLA, and Baton Rouge, and once you get from around the inner city wards, and into the regular peoples area, it feels like a whole other country.
I bet Theo's IQ is off the charts. Hilarious that people who aren't familiar with him probably think he's an idiot. Little do they know that's what he wants them to think. You can't be this witty and clever at the spur of a second and not be cognitively supreme. The best part is he rarely even laughs or acknowledges his own rare abilities. It's a beautiful thing to watch.....
Connecting the dots just requires a high degree of honesty and humility, because it’s always your own bullshit that gets in the way of seeing clearly. Everybody has this in them. This is from Bruce Lee’s philosophy.
I can’t believe Theo didn’t take the opening when they were talking about wild and stray animals to tell the story about a bunch of primates escaping from a test facility in his town. The cops had to recruit the bigger teenagers to help them round them up.
Lol alot of people from the south grow up in not really subpar conditions but not the best so they learn to make light of shit and never be to serious about themselves makes for a great sense of humor
I'm so grateful this dude exists. I don't know how to explain it. Like a long lost country cousin. We got those "you look like ..(insert random ethnicity or busted actor descriptor here)" faces... ppl questioning if youre Chinese Mixed Cherokee Chihuahua. DS eyes too. The way he uses English tho. I can't get over his poetic punches. Sawed off humans. Wild unbelievable childhood experiences. Truly been in such an existential down swing for Months, yet heres this crazy craw daddy making me laugh about the shit that hurt.
From st.louis love the saints never been to LA but tried to go 3 times each time it flooded. Almost don't want to go because the thought of new Orleans is as fun as being there.
Lmao I love Theo Nd I have a pack of 5 sometimes 7 but usually just the main 5 raccoons that live in my condo there’s a lot of wooded area around it and they stay digging in the dumpster and I feed them and I’ve been living here almost 4 months now and for the past 3 I’ve been feeding them and they finally know my scent and they come up to me not all the way close enough to touch only one gets that close his name is felix and dude is so wild and spontaneous lmao he will run up to me and try and steal my keys or whatever in my hand that I’m feeding them he wants the whole thing but then he runs off real fast and I’m like well why did you run up on me then if your scared lmao. I don’t touch them but it got me obsessed with them and to do my research they rarely ever have rabies and if they do they show major signs and die within a week of being poisoned. Also they can live in day or night they just prefer night so if you see one during the day and it’s acting normal it’s just a mother getting an early start on feeding her babies due to the competition 🙏🏽😩😩🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️❤️❤️🦝
michael michael no I didn’t want to talk to anyone lol my DMs are full of strangers I could talk to but don’t I just wanted to put some info in the universe about raccoons.
"...down here in Manhattan, the Jewish Atlanta." Theo says the most accurate, genius shit and it seems to be accidental half the time.
White Goodman perfect sum up
Its never accidental dude, this guy is a genius
@@benshaw2306 Yeah that's really what I meant, I should've been more clear. He's got the Norm McDonald-like ability to come off as a simpleton then bash you over the head with his genius. Endear your audience by being relatable, it's a brilliant tactic. Whether they realize they're doing that or not. (I think they do)
John Williams Can you explain? Im not american
genius
"all animals are homeless according to God" lmao
Any Theo von story:
50% fact
50% who tf knows
CRAZY PATH just hard hugging 🤣😂🤣
Yea it's almost like he's a comedian and trying to be entertaining.
Lilliam Pumpernickle exactly lol. It’s all a bit. Either laugh or don’t
I think there’s some truth to shit he says. He just knows how to spin it in his own image. He’s a genius
“Checks and bullyences” 😂😂😂. This is why Theo is on another level.
Nave 2192 shout out Tony hinchcliffe shout out mark normand. I love puns
How quickly he comes up with them as well.
I came back to this video just to hear that riff. Theo's been upstairs for a while
They missed it too & Bark Market
''I've opened up 9 cans of worms, and we only have one fishing pole". LOL
"there are a lot of start-up zoos and sanctuaries down there"
one year later we're made well aware thanks to Tiger King lol
MasterofSheepdogs except the zoo in Tiger King is in Oklahoma, not Louisiana, but whatever.
Lived in New Orleans for 6 months last year.
By far the the most backward, dangerous, exciting, beautiful, friendliest, coolest place I’ve ever lived.
Lived here for 28 years and can confirm.
Born / raised in New Orleans and lived there for 40+ years. When moving to Las Vegas makes you feel like your life is safer and more normal...that's all that you gotta say.
@RobdaVegasMailman I live between NOLA, and Baton Rouge, and once you get from around the inner city wards, and into the regular peoples area, it feels like a whole other country.
I bet Theo's IQ is off the charts. Hilarious that people who aren't familiar with him probably think he's an idiot. Little do they know that's what he wants them to think. You can't be this witty and clever at the spur of a second and not be cognitively supreme. The best part is he rarely even laughs or acknowledges his own rare abilities. It's a beautiful thing to watch.....
Norm Macdonald always says play the fool they laugh harder
IQ has nothing to do with it.
@@MrSilus2000 verbal comprehension and processing speed, 2 of the 4 aspects of iq, definitely have something to do with it
Silus IQ has absolutely everything to do with it. His brain works substantially faster and connects the dots better than the average bear.
Connecting the dots just requires a high degree of honesty and humility, because it’s always your own bullshit that gets in the way of seeing clearly. Everybody has this in them. This is from Bruce Lee’s philosophy.
Theo is one of the most naturally funny people ever. He never let's the truth get in the way of a good story. GANG GANG
Yea, you & what army?
I’m gonna need all of us to remain calm for a few moments. Or else!?
It's a southern quality ya gotta let the story breathe
"all animals are homeless...according to God"
that raccon shit is hella accurate tho "lemme get yo scarf... "
"ned stark is awesome, you're going to love him." lmao
kayden stegman he almost spoiled it 😂😂 quick recovery.
Season 8 he’s awesome
“the bark market” there were at least 6 genius quick witted calls
He's so quick off the top it's ridiculous!!
Seriously, idk how Theo thinks that quick
Jake K checks and bulliances
Billy conforto embankment gang
😂😂
Checking in
Gang gang
RIP to the realist one ☝️
#GANGGANG
#EMBANKMENTGANG
@TheoVon
#HamsterGANG
I can’t believe Theo didn’t take the opening when they were talking about wild and stray animals to tell the story about a bunch of primates escaping from a test facility in his town. The cops had to recruit the bigger teenagers to help them round them up.
“Remember they used to have Rottweilers”
“They still do”
😭
He always brings up billy 😂❤️
arnold p - he always brings up "butt activities" as well...
#embankmentgang
Billy Conforto ate a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment RIP the legend
@@TheShiftersMusic the embankment drove into him
Toughest gay boxer, best homosexual bus boy, also Loved taking pills
@@TheShiftersMusic Mario rafino (guy who made Theo burry his poop) was the guy who rode the boat into the embankment
Theo never ceases to amaze. Just tremendous. Real national treasure and gem.
The bar he was talking about with the bear wrestling was the Scottish inn.
They didn't even catch the " Fuckin Birds and the Bichons" line hahaha. Theo is so damn funny off the cuff, what a Legend
RIP BC, never saw that embankment coming
Theo's Game of Throne bit is hilarious. Kiills every time. "Ned Stark, man he's awesome isnt he?"
He really said the Jewish Atlanta 😂😂😂
“Checks and Bullynces”😂😂
"They've got swamps, hearsay.."
Theo is the funniest comic in the game right now hands down. Nobody can top his personality
"The Birds and the Bichon's" 😂
Theo Von with them MNS HITTERS .. them Melodious Non Sequiturs.
Bob Barker his wife, Betty White. 🤣🤣
The Bark Market 😂
Theo knew all about the dark arts of exotic animal farms
“Instead of birds and the bees it’s The birds and the Bichons” -they completely missed Theo’s gold. Went right over their heads.
Birds and Bichons. Cheques and Bullyances. This is why I love Theo Von lol.
Theo met joe exotic when he fought that bear
Yes!!! Theo is the best! The sting in the thing
Theo Von is dead accurate and very clever with everything he said in this video
“Checks and bully-ances”
“The bark market”
😂
Get in there!
Lol my grandma was the attorney for the patent on fake dog balls
"Birds and the Bijon's" oh my... 😂😂
"down in Louisiana where you have a gay guy wrestling a bear for 5 dollars", why a gay guy, "because he was a bigger draw"
That part killed me 😂😂
Lol alot of people from the south grow up in not really subpar conditions but not the best so they learn to make light of shit and never be to serious about themselves makes for a great sense of humor
Theo Von: "Check and Bullyances". Yo this guy spits straight fire jokes that just go right over most people's heads haha
" I opened up 9 cans of worms and we just have 1 fishing pole " 😂
best comedian they've had on for sure
“Yeah the fuckin birds and the Bishauns dude” lmao too good
They missed a lot of cuts lmao
“Can dogs do birth control or not?”
hunter12555 clues......
Rest in peace Billy Conforto, drove into an embankment high on sum pills,
I love that he didn't bite AT ALL on the "dog balls are weird" remark.
All animals are homeless according to God - the rat king
I'm so grateful this dude exists. I don't know how to explain it. Like a long lost country cousin. We got those "you look like ..(insert random ethnicity or busted actor descriptor here)" faces... ppl questioning if youre Chinese Mixed Cherokee Chihuahua. DS eyes too. The way he uses English tho. I can't get over his poetic punches. Sawed off humans. Wild unbelievable childhood experiences. Truly been in such an existential down swing for Months, yet heres this crazy craw daddy making me laugh about the shit that hurt.
At least the rat king's immune system is strong during all of this.
07:44 "On the bark-market"...haha that's good.
The Jewish Atlanta has me crying hahaha and the bark market
"Checks and bulliances" "stranimals" Theo is a hoot😂😂😂
“Can dogs do birth control?”
- Theo Von
From st.louis love the saints never been to LA but tried to go 3 times each time it flooded. Almost don't want to go because the thought of new Orleans is as fun as being there.
Checks and bullyances LMFAO Theo is a trip
7:07 - "Checks and bullyences"
When they said that they didn’t get to cheer for the lsu bama game I was so confused but then I realized it was from last year
Rip to big daddy billy baby drove right into an embankment
😂😂😂
RIP
I’d pay top dolla to watch Theo get back on PMT for 30 min, gang bruh
"let me do a back flip for a dollar" 😂
7:10 "they had checks and bullyences"
“Checks and bullyances”
Need Theo on again
Gang gang!!!
the hilarious birds and the bichon's comment by theo was completely missed lol
Pft looks like he's 22 how is he 35 lmao
He’s 40 bro lol
Theo is so special man
"the ole bait and switch. It was actually a very rewarding job".
The bark market hahaha
If it creeps, crawls, swims or flies we're gonna make a gumbo.
Not really. Despite what people think, a very limited number of things actually go in proper gumbos.
At 2:30 is he talking about the tiger king?
Theo Von may be the funniest comedian alive right now
Rip Billy Conforto. Legend of the Theo Lore.
his mullet is legendary
The birds and the bee-shauns... lol
Bruh it really do be on 3g all over here in Mandeville n Covington where he from where I’m at now lol
I don't know where in Mandeville and Covington you have 3G Internet, given I've lived here most of my life.
Theo might be referencing Mortins seafood serving dirty duck
All Theo von clip comments:
30% Theo unintentional funny
20% gang gang
50% RIP Billy Conforto
I think this is the first Theo von clip I saw
This interview took some strange turns lmao
Imagine downloading a podcast tho lol. We down in the south mostly tor
100% the goat.
Where can I see the rest of this gold
Where’s the full interview daddddy?
Theo is unintentionally hilarious 😂
Theo talk about tiger king!
Theo Von with those honey dripping’ fingers.
HAHAHA He said "the bark market"
lol Theo killin this shit
full episode on youtube or no?
Checks and bullyances
You want this wymerama with a shellfish allergy? The man's a genius.
Lmao I love Theo Nd I have a pack of 5 sometimes 7 but usually just the main 5 raccoons that live in my condo there’s a lot of wooded area around it and they stay digging in the dumpster and I feed them and I’ve been living here almost 4 months now and for the past 3 I’ve been feeding them and they finally know my scent and they come up to me not all the way close enough to touch only one gets that close his name is felix and dude is so wild and spontaneous lmao he will run up to me and try and steal my keys or whatever in my hand that I’m feeding them he wants the whole thing but then he runs off real fast and I’m like well why did you run up on me then if your scared lmao. I don’t touch them but it got me obsessed with them and to do my research they rarely ever have rabies and if they do they show major signs and die within a week of being poisoned. Also they can live in day or night they just prefer night so if you see one during the day and it’s acting normal it’s just a mother getting an early start on feeding her babies due to the competition 🙏🏽😩😩🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️❤️❤️🦝
michael michael no I didn’t want to talk to anyone lol my DMs are full of strangers I could talk to but don’t I just wanted to put some info in the universe about raccoons.
thank u for this comment
Anyone else notice that there's some serious tension between big cat and pft here?
Checks and bully-ances
BILLY CONFORTO 4EVR
RIP
Billy
Full interview?
We’re huge LSU fans
Theo: oh wow 🤓