SSofIreland Ooh, you have to be careful on that topic. The chickens are still pretty upset about the devastating tortoise-chicken teleportation complex
+CWINDOWSsystem32 To be fair, the penguins started the hostilities by firing on a tortoise patrol near the Penguin Kingdom's border. In that sense, you could say that the tortoises were fighting a war of self-defence.
SSofIreland But you are leaving out the fact that the Tortoise-Chicken war started 3 years prior to the Penguins involvement, all because the tortoises invaded The Great Chicken Coops
Mr. Catcrab Music They only took The Coops because a mix up at The Hospital led to some of the Tortoise eggs ended up there. Everyone knows that if a chicken incubates a tortoise egg the baby gains the power to turn turn water into flavorless broth with empty calories.
Nushnark except any spider that would survive would grow to be the size of full story buildings, be faster then sound, can release radioactive hairs, be immune to all hunter weapons, see through solid walls, can phase through space and time, basically would become a spider deity.
I like how T.A.B.S spawned all of these *insert adjectives* battle simulator games, but nobody is going to remember the people behind the original idea.
it feels just like yesterday, when i was laid down in my bed with the flu and then this video came out. I distinctly remember the warm cup of tea i made for myself and the conf-ness of that day.
Dang Dan, you managed to produce a more evenly matched battle than 99% of other youtubers who have played this game, and it was still friggin epic! Well played
Yep. Intel i9 CPU (probably overclocked to shit), 128 GB of RAM and two titan X GPUs (I think, there are several models, and he may have upgraded to RTX since).
We all remember the war of the penguins castle. 1048-1053 The penguin kingdom had been enslaving ogres, orcs, and goblins for centuries. The gaiius Republic of the green bloods (name of the kingdom of ogres, orcs, goblins, and giant sword bearing creatures known as gaia) had been trying to save their people for a long time, but the greenbloods were not themselves innocent, for they had poisoned villages of humans, slaughtered innocent people, and destroyed the human capital of emporia. The last battle was a blood bath, but the humans barely came out victorious.
It's penguin versus Tortoise time, it's penguin versus tortoise time, it's penguin versus tortoise time. weya weya. (Doing my best peanut butter jelly time impression)
Ah, The Battle of Shells and Beaks...what a horrific day for penguin kind. If only we had a penguin Chuck Norris, maybe we could have won. A machinegun would have been nice as well.
you know the defenders have a disadvantage because they stand still so the ones in the back do nothing while the enemies spread out and all attack so the castle battle was highly unbalanced which is funny cuz the defenders won
Hey, this isn't Rick and Morty VR.
OfficialNerdCubed you should do something about that and play the whole thing in one video
Ultimate Epic Rick and Morty VR Simulator?
It isn't? I must be blind..
Plot twist: This is a minigame within Rick and Morty VR!
Wait a second...
"Todays weather: Mostly Sunny with some sun."
And the award for most redundant weather report goes to...
Michael Owen.
Ryan Green There's a 60% chance of sun. Watch out for the sun front coming from the north.
\[T]/
PRAISE THE SUN!
\[T]/
PRAISE THE SUN! \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/
\[T]/
Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some Sun
Yes.
I dont take reports from bleach
Hahaha
the story of the one archer would be told to many generations as the dumdass who saved the penguin that was a suicide bomber
Well if he died the bomb would go off anyway
Protecting a suicide bomber? Bin Laden, anyone?
Ah, yes. I did my thesis on the political side of the Penguin-Tortoise War of 1878.
SSofIreland Ooh, you have to be careful on that topic. The chickens are still pretty upset about the devastating tortoise-chicken teleportation complex
+Turtle Kiddo You're clearly a biased tortoise apologist, though.
+CWINDOWSsystem32 To be fair, the penguins started the hostilities by firing on a tortoise patrol near the Penguin Kingdom's border. In that sense, you could say that the tortoises were fighting a war of self-defence.
SSofIreland But you are leaving out the fact that the Tortoise-Chicken war started 3 years prior to the Penguins involvement, all because the tortoises invaded The Great Chicken Coops
Mr. Catcrab Music
They only took The Coops because a mix up at The Hospital led to some of the Tortoise eggs ended up there.
Everyone knows that if a chicken incubates a tortoise egg the baby gains the power to turn turn water into flavorless broth with empty calories.
why is it king penguin?
shouldn't it be emperor penguin?
Daniel Haddock King penguins are also a thing
Daniel Haddock I see what you did there
Obviously a Suicide Bomber Penguin. Can't understand why no one else saw that right away. Pff.
Daniel Haddock I'll have you know, king penguins are also a perfectly recognised separate species
I'd rather be ruled by a macaroni penguin, because they're fucking ridiculous.
"A giant great big castle in the wall"
-Daniel Hardcastle 2k17
FalcoN
The castle is hard in this one
I hope beyond all things that this becomes a series of some kind, or that we get some more videos of this
Zenaku Okami yes please
I bet Dan wanted the "press N for a nuke" option when he was in that spider room in Bloodborne.
Nushnark except any spider that would survive would grow to be the size of full story buildings, be faster then sound, can release radioactive hairs, be immune to all hunter weapons, see through solid walls, can phase through space and time, basically would become a spider deity.
Mlpfanboy Nuuu don't even put that thought in my head! That's terrifying!!!
Mlpfanboy
But then some guy with no armour would go in and kill it with his bare hands.
You mean to tell me that spiders _don't_ already do that?
Gorgon from Evolve?
MORE
MORE OF THIS
AI Alex ALL!
ALL OF THIS!!
MOOOOOOOOOOREEEE
noooooo
fucking everyone is doing this please no more
MOAR
PLEASE
War, war sometimes changes.
War... War changes when it wants to stop rushing him
I like how T.A.B.S spawned all of these *insert adjectives* battle simulator games, but nobody is going to remember the people behind the original idea.
yea, it's rather sad
I mean tabs isn't the origin but it truly is sad
You should definitely do another video of this!
"He cant kill all of them can he?"
**5 minutes later**
Thousands of corpses and the wind blowing
"Well fuck me"
From Twitter: "Rick and Morty isn't going to start tonight because god damn fatigue makes it hard to do VR."
Now we have to wait for monday... *cries in a corner*
Wow! Dan figured out the zombies' gimmick faster than THE 40 OR SO OTHER YOU TUBERS WHO PLAYED THIS BEFORE HIM!!!
Let's see if he actually understands how the bloody game works, unlike SOMEBODY
*Proceeds to angrily stare at Jon*
ONCE TOLD ME
Yeah you'd think john would've found out how to make alliances and the nuke button when he was playing but no xD
Dave Who's Jon?
Jon aka Many A True Nerd. Ring any bells?
"Let's see if he actually understands how the bloody game works, unlike SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME..."
Before this video started I saw an ad for an ad remover. Now I've seen it all.
"You became the very thing you swore to destroy!"
MUST
HAVE
MORE
!!!!!!!!!!
Fraser Barbour I completely agree
Yes. I love this video from Dan. He should do a battle with vikings vs samurai and cows :)
it feels just like yesterday, when i was laid down in my bed with the flu and then this video came out. I distinctly remember the warm cup of tea i made for myself and the conf-ness of that day.
'Today's weather: mostly sunny with some sun' - top middle left
Dang Dan, you managed to produce a more evenly matched battle than 99% of other youtubers who have played this game, and it was still friggin epic! Well played
War...
War never changes...
LH_legend it changes
*it changed
What about the invention of tanks then? Or guns for that matter? Or the people fighting the war?
James Sheridan it's a saying that no matter what war will have the same basics, fighting pointlessly but in fallout it has been made a joke
But War has, changed.
ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged guns...
"The archers haven't yet realised there is a giant great castle in the wall."
-Dan 2017
*nukes a random place*
"Sorry uh.. I saw a spider."
I'm dying xD
"Who would win in a battle between.." *proceeds to take sides instead of letting the teams fight it out without intervention*
I tried to play it and my cpu didnt really enjoy it...
Welp, I think that answers my question of wether or not my 2008 laptop can run it.
There goes my plan for my pentium pc
dammit i was hoping i could play this game on my abacus
@@joshuamccutcheon but can it run crysis tho
@@majorphysics3669 no, but the guy in the house behind me says his abacus runs it, i'm calling bulls**t on that though
That last penguin was like that one in the Werner Herzog documentary, walking off into the wasteland to die a free penguin ☺
No dan it's not "peck peck" it's NOOT NOOT
R.I.P. to the brave penguin army that fought a valiant fight to the end.
More need moooore
WE NEED MORE OF THIS
i would honestly watch an hour long video of this
If there is an entity for the Sun, we need to finish the argument once and for all:
Who would win in a fight: 1 Trillion Lions, or the Sun?
Well, if the Sun died, it would become a red giant and consume the Earth, so the Sun wins in either scenario.
how many lions needed to unscrew a lightbulb?
around 3 million
Mostly sun with somesun
I swear your computer is a beast. ive seen other youtubers who cant even run 5000 vs 5000
Yep. Intel i9 CPU (probably overclocked to shit), 128 GB of RAM and two titan X GPUs (I think, there are several models, and he may have upgraded to RTX since).
part 2?
Make a unit called Nerf Elite which is US Army with 1% accuracy, and Nerf Accustrike which has 100% accuracy. 100 Elite vs 1 Accustrike.
Bu-but there's a Rick and Morty VR game...
And Planet Coaster got a super ultra mega update...
I guess huge battles are fine
amit banai I miss the planet coaster series
LOOK ON FUCKING TWITTER HE HAS NOT PLAYED IT YET. HES GOING TO PLAY THEN DO A VIDEO.
epic battles, get it right
SquaredSpekz OKAY.
WHY THE YELLING MATE???
+Charlie Chalk I don't he changed his mind every episode, you miss one episode and he demolished half the park or just placed a bunch of lights
We need more of this in our lives. Shit like that last battle are too glorious for it to stop now.
'hey guys how intensive can we make a game'
'lol idk'
Brasscake! this was one dude, so "Hey, I wonder how intensive I can make a game. lol idk"
Chunk Norris is unbeatable Dan, he literally can't die, even when his hp drops to 0 he just fully restores himself.
Chunk Norris has unlimited health
Batswingbaw actually it’s a TON but he can eventually die
idk idk he dies but he comes back to life
@@idkidk7087 every time he gets to zero it goes back up to 100,000 again instantly and it repeats, so no he cant die
Way better than any video that I've seen other TH-camrs make on this game, constant action and not 15 mins of setup menus makes a nice change!
more please
*Nuke goes off in the distance* "Sorry - I saw a spider." *and that was the last we saw of the Bloodborne spiders.*
Holy hell that thumbnail is....well......epic!
Penguin Indy: ‘Jacque! Start the plane Jacque! You’ve only got three hours!’
War...war never changes.
i fucking love how the weather says: ''Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some Sun'' Brilliant!
"War changed"?
But war...
war never changes
We all remember the war of the penguins castle.
1048-1053
The penguin kingdom had been enslaving ogres, orcs, and goblins for centuries.
The gaiius Republic of the green bloods (name of the kingdom of ogres, orcs, goblins, and giant sword bearing creatures known as gaia) had been trying to save their people for a long time, but the greenbloods were not themselves innocent, for they had poisoned villages of humans, slaughtered innocent people, and destroyed the human capital of emporia. The last battle was a blood bath, but the humans barely came out victorious.
that's the ultimate question? i thought it was "when the hell are they bringing back the szechuan mcnugget sauce?!"
Sans Bones can't believe how hard we were trolled at the end of season 2 season 3 looks promising
Dr zoidberg "fuck you zoidberg!!"
"Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some sun."
It's about time someone as awesome as Dan played this game. I hope he plays more, cuz I'm tired of the same boring monotony of the others...
"Who will win between 1 Chuck Norris and 20,000 Spartans", "well, he can kill all of them". Jump cut to 20,000 dead Spartans.
So this is the perfect video
But it raises a question
Mr. Puckstar who would win?
Between Matt,
Mikatsa
...and a nerf gun
Chuck Norris can regenerate health when he's about to die
Finally cubed. Keep up. You will be the best for a vid like this. Upper intelligence but stupidity and the same time. perfect.
Zethy "upper intelligence"
Eh?
You know the odds are on your side when the forecast for the battle day is "mostly sunny with some sun"
"Zombies are stupid ~ Nerdcubed 2017" I am so TRIGGERED!
A Zombie On The Internet name checks out
"Today's weather: Mostly sunny with some sun." Weatherman of the year award to that guy!
i thought this was rick and morty
vr
He hasnt played it yet
YourNemisis "Rick and Morty isn't going to start tonight because god damn fatigue makes it hard to do VR."
Ok
YourNemisis nice profile picture
BadShotGaming YT love yours too mate
It's penguin versus Tortoise time, it's penguin versus tortoise time, it's penguin versus tortoise time. weya weya. (Doing my best peanut butter jelly time impression)
Chuck Norris can't die
Count Dracula Nore can Chunk Norris
"the archers don't realize the bloody great castle in the wall" -Daniel Hardcastle 2017
and this is the story they had close club penguin nerdcubed 2017
You haven't passed grade 5 yet have you.
“If they kill the penguin, I’ll consider them victorious” has that sentence ever been uttered before?
Your computer must have been crying
"Why do you do this to meee" as it renders 15 thousand zombies
And thats the true story of why they had to close club penguin
When the penguin killed him self the loud sound after made me scream and it was midnight
Go chickens
If only Dan knew that the Chuck Norris unit was immortal. That's probably why he won against 20,000 Spartans.
MOOOREEEE
I want more of this. As soon as you want it, Dan.
Ah, The Battle of Shells and Beaks...what a horrific day for penguin kind. If only we had a penguin Chuck Norris, maybe we could have won. A machinegun would have been nice as well.
Ah, I'll never forget the Legendary Siege of Fort Brenthos.
Chuck Norris is invincible, as soon as he hits 0 hp, he instantly gets full health.
When he plays as the spartan it looks like the best moshpit ever
Archers in the front, knights in the back. Archers get slaughtered in melee. Strategy genius.
The weather in the big orc vs penguin battle was "mostly sunny with some sun".
i like how the weather is "Sunny with some sun"
_Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some sun_...
Today's weather: Mostly sunny, with some sun.
...Have you been drinking again, weather guy?
i never thought i ever wanted to see a man sports commentate over a wargame of chickens, tortoise's and penguins
PLEASE make a series out of this. Like a battle bots type thing!
war never changes
also, chuck norris instantly refills his health after death
Chuck Norris is invisible,he can't die.... His health will recover
SI S chuck is visible but not mortal
Today's Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun
Today's Weather: Mostly Sunny with some sun
"Todays Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun"
"I'm a tactical genius!!!"
>Puts archers in THE FRONT LINE
>no defenses on the battlements
>Resorts to cheap kiting
>no soldiers on bridge
Suuuure
If not for the archer, penguin would be dead. Archer is honoured
Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some sun.
Makes sense.
*cuts to dan looking at the castle*
Me:do it, press the "N" key.
*dan presses it*
Me: *salute*
"Today's weather: Mostly sunny with some sun."
Wow. Thanks game.
Sunny with some sun. Fucking perfect weatherman you got there m8.
I really want to see this as a series now
Chuck Norris is actually imortal, you can't kill him. he loses his health then it instantly regenerates back to full.
i really want more of this it doesnt need to be a series but i just want more of this.
ah yes, my favorite weather. Mostly sunny, with some sun.
you know the defenders have a disadvantage because they stand still so the ones in the back do nothing while the enemies spread out and all attack so the castle battle was highly unbalanced which is funny cuz the defenders won