Fun fact, the Zap Orbs can stack with another Zap Orb. So if you pass over one Zap Orb and get hit by another in the same roll, you'll lose twice the amount of coins from each space.
*stars currently cost 5 coins and is in reach next turn if a high number is rolled* Wario: I'll bet 40 coins so I don't lose a star! The AI never ceases to amaze me, would love a debug version of the game where we could see what they were thinking via text popping up on the screen.
I really love how Wario consistently does stupid shit in these videos. Intentionally choosing to AVOID a Star on Bowser's Magma Mountain, constantly missing his shots in Mario Party 2's torpedo game, wasting 10 coins on a Dueling Glove before dueling Jon (who had less coins than Emile) for ONE COIN, and of course, that moment you just mentioned.
Jon rolled five consecutive 1's. Rolling a 1 is a 1 in 10 chance. Rolling two consecutive 1's is a 1 in 100 chance. Rolling three consecutively is a 1 in 1,000 chance. Four consecutive 1's is a 1 in 10,000 probability. Now five 1's in a row, that's a 1 in 100,000 chance. That's like rolling a 100,000 sided dice and correctly guessing the number you rolled. TL;DR: Jon rolling five consecutive 1's is a 1 in 100,000 chance.
It might be because TH-cam is dumb when it comes to people swearing in videos, but that hasn't stopped them TRG before Edit: Didn't realize Jon said it three seconds later. That is weird
So, let's analyze: -Chugga taking the long way around was bad for him in the long term and his currently modest supply of coins means he has a very low chance of winning. -Tim has a 3 star advantage and because he took the short way back, he'll most likely get another star or two. He has the highest chance of winning. -Jon has to get an 8 or higher on his next roll in order to capitalize on the 5 coins per star thing going on right now. If he can't make it next turn, he'll still be able to get 5 more stars but at the cost of burning through all of his cash and possibly losing in the case of a tie. He has a decent chance of winning. -Wario is dumb because he's more worried about running around his love letter to money rather than winning. He honestly has no chance of winning barring an insane Chance Time. Really, this is either Tim or Jon's board right now. It really comes down to how the bonus stars go and how much these guys can get in a small amount of turns. I'm betting on Tim winning but let's see if Jon's 1 streak is over. Go Tim!
Just when you thought that this board could not supply us with more enjoyment than it did in 2014... This round has been _so much fun_! This is the most entertaining and captivating game of Mario Party I've ever seen! From the constant 1's to Tim's massive Star count to the overabundance of Mic minigames.... This is simply great.
It is really amusing to note exactly how much that sequence of rolling 1s actually benefits Jon. He gets 30 coins, then Wario lands on his space and gives him 40 coins... That's the moment on which the game hinges.
Hooray, Jon got a Yatzee! That's worth 50 points! And it feels better to roll 5 ones, because that means you get many points for small numbers! Hooray!
0:29 Hold on. I may have missed something here. When did they play Catch You Letter Before? 4:25 This episode of close mic talk is brought to you by the Antagonist. 6:08 I mean I have earbuds in, and it didn't sound that loud. Hooray for audio balancing? 7:45 Pirate Dream episode 1: "Why did you walk off the edge Emile!" "I thought there was an invisible wall there!" Now Jon knows what Emile felt that day. 10:51 So you can use the stairs to try to get enough height to kick the head off of the taller Pokeys. I feel like it's not terribly worth it unless no one else is aiming for the tallest one and it's close to the stairs, but there ya go. 12:40 I always get this one and Asteroad Rage mixed up. 13:30 "Use the brakes!" seems more appropriate there since those asteroids are close together initially.
One thing I always loved about the Mario Party series was that the Duel Minigames always had like specific locations. Like in this one it's space and the lab.
Jacob Spagnotti The return of the curling stone! (I really hope we see more stuff from Kirby 64 like the double-edged Lightsaber and the Snowman Bomb).
+Proton Jon To be fair, triple 1s was actually the second best possible roll you could've gotten. It gives you 30 free coins, without putting you on the path away from the star, while leaving a decent number of blue spaces between you and the star (which is really good when you're approaching both night _and_ the last few turns). The only better one would've been triple 2s, for the DK space; triple 3s would've landed you on a blue space, but close enough to the star that you likely wouldn't land on any more blues before getting there, and triple 4s would've landed you on the red space near the star. The only problem was that you kept rolling ones after...
Hahaha I keep replaying that moment when Emile yells "Oh no!" at the top of his lungs after winning the minigame 😂 so funny. The first time I watched this series I rewinded like 10 times because it made me laugh my ass off over and over, the sheer terror in his voice that he lost even though he didn't 😂
I mean by that it has happened way too many times to the point where we are now just expecting it. Usually something is only funny when you don't see it coming. But it's not funny anymore because I was expecting him to get a 1.
Whenever he kept saying he was going to get a 1 in a joking manner, I assumed it probably wasn't going to happen. And of course, I was presently surprised :)
Whenever they say they will get something bad it's possibly going to happen. That's the jinx of the mind, once you say something you don't want to happen it will happen.
"This is mario party how often do I get shat on in these remember all the luck rolls? everyone gets shit on in mario party it's expected at this point everyones expected to bitch about it too that's half the fun. At the end of the day you're not supposed to be angry at each other you're supposed to be angry at the game that's how mario party works." Thank you for that summary Jon.
5:42 The way Chuggaaconroy says “OH NO!!!” Sounds exactly like how he said it in part 25 of his Super Mario 64 DS let’s play where he falls into the abyss after getting hit by a piranha plant as soon as he got the last red coin!
It's actually pretty ironic that Wario chose to bet 40 coins instead of a star. That's the equivalent of betting eight stars for Jon's one. Even under the normal conditions during the day, that's still betting the equivalent of two stars.
He still has enough for 5 stars and he won't make a second loop to get more in one turn anyway. On the upside, Jon now has enough coins to buy 5 stars even in daytime - should he ever get there.
They actually removed the 5-Star Cap in Mario Party DS, meaning that you can buy up to 99 Stars at once on DK's Stone Statue. There's also a Last 5 Turns-Event that makes Stars cost only 5 coins.
The odds of Jon rolling five 1's in a row, if the game truly gives a 1/10 shot per roll, is .00001, or one thousandth of a percent. Just let that sink in.
A better man would watch the video before commenting, rather than make a comment no more than a minute after the video was posted. I am not a better man.
Soon, on the book of World Records, the guy who rolled the most amount of 1s in a single game of Mario Party: Protonathan Jonathan.
Oh my god past self, just throw down the Zapdos already!
Yeah, no point Lugia'n it around when the competition's right there. xD
Yes past Tim, listen to future Tim, the Zapdos needs to be used
NCS who wins
Shadow Waluigi Give it time, we'll find out soon enough
Yeah Tim, because that Ho-oh's you money!
This series is truly...
1 of a kind
You might be goin, 1, too far with that 1.
We Are Number...
GAAAAMMMMEE!!!
oneeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stop
First Waluigi buys stars when he's electrocuted. Now Daisy buys stars when she's electrocuted. That is some strong dedication to spending your money.
You could say it's shocking.
electrifying commentary on this game
WATT?!
ELECTRIC POWER!!!!!!!
Six years later, this is some *shockingly good* commentary
Fun fact, the Zap Orbs can stack with another Zap Orb. So if you pass over one Zap Orb and get hit by another in the same roll, you'll lose twice the amount of coins from each space.
Alex Night °_° WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUYYYY
Jon: Now to roll another "1"
*rolls ANOTHER "1"*
Me: *Laughs hysterically as the game gives him the middle finger*
1:20 I can imagine Wario marrying a Gold Statue of himself!
1:25?
Around there yeah.
Smack Jack I imagine Waluigi planning the wedding too
NyteStealth Would Shadow the Hedgehog be the *ring* bearer?
Donnel Waddle Dee 👏👏👏
Two things that can always make me laugh:
1. When Emile has crazy good luck
2. When Jon had crazy bad luck
And still somehow wins in the end.
Everytime!
4:19 D-Did they just censor shat only to have Jon say it uncensored LITERALLY 4 seconds later?
Yeeeep.
If you listen closely he actually says shat not shit
They censor Emile but no one else if I'm correct, not exactly sure why...
then says it a second later
I noticed a cut out on Jon too
*stars currently cost 5 coins and is in reach next turn if a high number is rolled*
Wario: I'll bet 40 coins so I don't lose a star!
The AI never ceases to amaze me, would love a debug version of the game where we could see what they were thinking via text popping up on the screen.
I really love how Wario consistently does stupid shit in these videos. Intentionally choosing to AVOID a Star on Bowser's Magma Mountain, constantly missing his shots in Mario Party 2's torpedo game, wasting 10 coins on a Dueling Glove before dueling Jon (who had less coins than Emile) for ONE COIN, and of course, that moment you just mentioned.
To answer why Emile would censor the word "shit," but not "shat":
Curse words make Emile *tense*, but he got *past* it.
chaowalker CHUGGACONROY APPROVED
Honestly, good job dude
chaowalker This isn't your average, everyday pun.
This is...an advanced pun.
Waluigi number 1 1 1
We Are Number 1 Rolls!
More like number 1 1 1 1 1
We are all 1 1 1 rolls
8:12 "I knew it! I knew it! I knew it. I didn't know it."
That was too funny.
I think Jon has *1* this board
HonoredGamer Let's keep this comment at 111 likes
ONE-ce upon a time, there lived a canadian with bad rolls at Mario Party called Jon...
Jon rolled five consecutive 1's. Rolling a 1 is a 1 in 10 chance. Rolling two consecutive 1's is a 1 in 100 chance. Rolling three consecutively is a 1 in 1,000 chance. Four consecutive 1's is a 1 in 10,000 probability. Now five 1's in a row, that's a 1 in 100,000 chance. That's like rolling a 100,000 sided dice and correctly guessing the number you rolled.
TL;DR: Jon rolling five consecutive 1's is a 1 in 100,000 chance.
Is that all? Psh I have better luck than that
HonoredGamer this is it. This is what kills me. I'm glad to know I died of laughter
At this rate in the next game Jon's going to be going BACKWARDS!
And he'll still win
"Use the boost to get through!"
Thank you Tim for saying what we were all thinking.
So this episode is Robbie Rotten's favorite.
Also the future of videogames is now thanks to science.
WALUIGI NUMBER ONE!
I know who Robbie Rotten is
Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti meme legend
Jon is number one, hey!
Two fantastic moments in one video:
Emile tells the game that he hates it.
Jon getting triple 1s.
4:18 That was some really weird censoring there, Chugga....
It might be because TH-cam is dumb when it comes to people swearing in videos, but that hasn't stopped them TRG before
Edit: Didn't realize Jon said it three seconds later. That is weird
Aidan Forero Yeah he has to now because TH-cam is being weird with it's ads with video with swears in them. So he did it so the video can make money.
But then Jon says it uncensored so I'm confused
Aidan Forero Jon said "shat on".
Emile censored himself say "getting shat on"
So, let's analyze:
-Chugga taking the long way around was bad for him in the long term and his currently modest supply of coins means he has a very low chance of winning.
-Tim has a 3 star advantage and because he took the short way back, he'll most likely get another star or two. He has the highest chance of winning.
-Jon has to get an 8 or higher on his next roll in order to capitalize on the 5 coins per star thing going on right now. If he can't make it next turn, he'll still be able to get 5 more stars but at the cost of burning through all of his cash and possibly losing in the case of a tie. He has a decent chance of winning.
-Wario is dumb because he's more worried about running around his love letter to money rather than winning. He honestly has no chance of winning barring an insane Chance Time.
Really, this is either Tim or Jon's board right now. It really comes down to how the bonus stars go and how much these guys can get in a small amount of turns. I'm betting on Tim winning but let's see if Jon's 1 streak is over.
Go Tim!
Dear Universe:
Please never give Tim an inch. Ever.
SlasherLink also Tim and Jon are the only ones who might have bonus stars. Happening Star is Tim's
Emile wants the game to throw him a bone. It's a shame that minigame didn't come up that turn.
Original Gameteer Ge'll be getting plenty of that in a few boards though, should luck allow.
I assume you're referring to the gimic of one of the boards?
I'm still hoping for "that" minigame too. Especially if Daisy (Chugga) is the one player. XD
We all are.
Imagine if Jon got stars for every consecutive low roll.
He'd have like, 30 in this one game.
Just when you thought that this board could not supply us with more enjoyment than it did in 2014... This round has been _so much fun_! This is the most entertaining and captivating game of Mario Party I've ever seen! From the constant 1's to Tim's massive Star count to the overabundance of Mic minigames.... This is simply great.
Chugga is gonna have a HARD time winning with Daisy
Especially since Jon has clearly 1 already.
This is mario party, it is always anyones game
We Are Number One but everytime they say 'One' Jon rolls a 1.
9:44 Jon: MOVE FASTER!!!
9:50 Game: POKEY!!!!
11:34 that’s hilarious considering the finale of DK’s board in MPDS
That only happened because Emile didn’t explain it well enough
It is really amusing to note exactly how much that sequence of rolling 1s actually benefits Jon. He gets 30 coins, then Wario lands on his space and gives him 40 coins... That's the moment on which the game hinges.
Jon's really having one hell of a time
"OH NO!"
Wins
Game you and Jon, back alley. Jon has a knife.
Jon: *Uses a Gold Mushroom, gets 27*
Also Jon: *Uses another Gold Mushroom the very next turn, gets three 1s*
Hooray, Jon got a Yatzee! That's worth 50 points! And it feels better to roll 5 ones, because that means you get many points for small numbers! Hooray!
0:29 Hold on. I may have missed something here. When did they play Catch You Letter Before?
4:25 This episode of close mic talk is brought to you by the Antagonist.
6:08 I mean I have earbuds in, and it didn't sound that loud. Hooray for audio balancing?
7:45 Pirate Dream episode 1: "Why did you walk off the edge Emile!" "I thought there was an invisible wall there!" Now Jon knows what Emile felt that day.
10:51 So you can use the stairs to try to get enough height to kick the head off of the taller Pokeys. I feel like it's not terribly worth it unless no one else is aiming for the tallest one and it's close to the stairs, but there ya go.
12:40 I always get this one and Asteroad Rage mixed up.
13:30 "Use the brakes!" seems more appropriate there since those asteroids are close together initially.
i was hoping for a Doomsday Zone reference in Asteroad Rage but Star Fox works just as well
RikouHogashi Except that was Mass Meteor, not Asteroad Rage.
my bad but you can see why i could confused the two
If I'm correct, last board was when they played Catch You Letter. You know, the one where the recording spazzes out at the end of the board.
Found it. Episode 3 of E. Gadd's Garage.
One thing I always loved about the Mario Party series was that the Duel Minigames always had like specific locations. Like in this one it's space and the lab.
This has nothing to do with anything but...METROID PRIME 4!!! YEEEEEESSS!!!
XENOBLADE 2! YEEEEEEEEES!
Jacob Spagnotti Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga remakes, YEAH!
Yesssss!
Jacob Spagnotti The return of the curling stone! (I really hope we see more stuff from Kirby 64 like the double-edged Lightsaber and the Snowman Bomb).
Rexaura888 Yes Kirby 64!
+Proton Jon To be fair, triple 1s was actually the second best possible roll you could've gotten. It gives you 30 free coins, without putting you on the path away from the star, while leaving a decent number of blue spaces between you and the star (which is really good when you're approaching both night _and_ the last few turns). The only better one would've been triple 2s, for the DK space; triple 3s would've landed you on a blue space, but close enough to the star that you likely wouldn't land on any more blues before getting there, and triple 4s would've landed you on the red space near the star.
The only problem was that you kept rolling ones after...
How much does triple 7s give in this game?
+The Ender Golem Not sure, actually, now that you mention it. That might've been better, too, if it's high enough.
5:47 Tim spinning away in background LOL!
Hahaha I keep replaying that moment when Emile yells "Oh no!" at the top of his lungs after winning the minigame 😂 so funny. The first time I watched this series I rewinded like 10 times because it made me laugh my ass off over and over, the sheer terror in his voice that he lost even though he didn't 😂
Jon's going to roll barely enough to miss the star next turn.
CALLIN IT NOW BOIS.
It's amazing how Tim has an actual chance to win this just based off of Jon's rolls.
Considering the rolls Jon got, one thing's for sure. Waluigi is... NUMBER ONE!
Jon's luck never ceases to amaze me XD
So Jon's luck no longer amazes you?
I meant to say that I'm amazed how Jon's luck gets worse every single time. Even when I think it's already at rock bottom
This episode was an emotional roller coaster
Jeez, man... I know Jon's history with Mario Party and rolls in general, but DAMN!!
Thanks for the laughs, you guys!
Jon is definitely ONE ing away with these rolls!
Only a board of weird events like this can happen... once in a lifetime.
The amount of 1s that Jon has gotten up to this point, it's not even funny anymore.
I know I was laughing really hard. Quietly, too, because I'm at the library right now. But it was still extremely funny.
Ah, no. It is extremely funny.
I mean by that it has happened way too many times to the point where we are now just expecting it. Usually something is only funny when you don't see it coming. But it's not funny anymore because I was expecting him to get a 1.
Whenever he kept saying he was going to get a 1 in a joking manner, I assumed it probably wasn't going to happen. And of course, I was presently surprised :)
Whenever they say they will get something bad it's possibly going to happen. That's the jinx of the mind, once you say something you don't want to happen it will happen.
11:41 Cue Mario Party DS Board 3.
6:34
“Guess who’s got the best rolling luck!”
Love that when Emilee is screaming about the battle Yoshi is just spinning through space.
The last 30 seconds had me burst out in uncontrolled laughter!
1/100000 All's Faire in this Square. 14:50.
Jon: Now to roll another 1.
*gets a 1*
Jon: I was joking, game.
Funniest moment of the round.
Well, I figured Tim couldn't enjoy a lead for long.
5:41 Chuggaaconroy's famous "OH NO" scream.
"This is mario party how often do I get shat on in these remember all the luck rolls? everyone gets shit on in mario party it's expected at this point everyones expected to bitch about it too that's half the fun. At the end of the day you're not supposed to be angry at each other you're supposed to be angry at the game that's how mario party works."
Thank you for that summary Jon.
I think Tim might have 1 the board
I just hope Jon doesn't win 1 more board because it will be the third 1 in a row
phanpy now thats 1 hell of a joke
John: This is Mario Party, how often do I get shat on in these?!
Also John: (wins three Mario Parties in a row)
Tim: That’s WOW. That’s World of Warcraft. Lmaoooo
this is probably the 2nd best Mario Party game i have ever seen
Rolling 5 1's in a row is a 1/100000 chance, so you could say John's 1 lucky dude
5:42 The way Chuggaaconroy says “OH NO!!!” Sounds exactly like how he said it in part 25 of his Super Mario 64 DS let’s play where he falls into the abyss after getting hit by a piranha plant as soon as he got the last red coin!
It's so funny
It's actually pretty ironic that Wario chose to bet 40 coins instead of a star. That's the equivalent of betting eight stars for Jon's one. Even under the normal conditions during the day, that's still betting the equivalent of two stars.
He still has enough for 5 stars and he won't make a second loop to get more in one turn anyway.
On the upside, Jon now has enough coins to buy 5 stars even in daytime - should he ever get there.
You pick Waluigi, you're always number 1, no exceptions.
When Chugga got zapped he should've spent 15 or less coins because he lost them anyways.
Looks like we're going to need more practice catching those curses lol
jons luck is definitly one of a kind
Jon 1 seven boards in a row. Now he's rolling five 1's in a row!
1:01 (hey it fits this video) gotta love Wario circling around that love letter
This is truly an 1believable episode.
I'm impressed. Somehow Jon managed to get a Yahtzee on 10 sided dice.
Jon's luck on the roll is so amazing!
Tim: *beatboxing noises*
John: I completely agree tim
Once again, chuggaa anytime anything good or bad happens: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
They actually removed the 5-Star Cap in Mario Party DS, meaning that you can buy up to 99 Stars at once on DK's Stone Statue. There's also a Last 5 Turns-Event that makes Stars cost only 5 coins.
I’m a bit late to this after their DS Playthrough but watch that if you haven’t already
@@joeytaylor1021 I have seen all of it, don't worry. Great stuff.
13:27
I literally thought the same thing Tim said when I saw those asteroids.
(Decides to read description for once) *pulls out saxophone* WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
This was worth the wait today. E3 was awesome, and this episode is awesome as well.
move faster pokey
Waluigi number 1!!!
Early squad shouldn't exist. Runaway Guys should get 100% priority at any time.
The odds of Jon rolling five 1's in a row, if the game truly gives a 1/10 shot per roll, is .00001, or one thousandth of a percent. Just let that sink in.
6:26
Makes me wanna laugh every time
Rolling 5 1s in a row is actually pretty incredible. RNG be dammed but still
GOD FINALLY, FINALLY I HAVE TIME TO WATCH THIS. E3 FRAKING FLOODED MY SUB FEED.
11:49, that won’t be true later, I’m looking at you Mario Party ds
11:41 Little did he know...
Proton 1
Jon's laugh is the cure for cancer.
Jon: I'm gonna take you for a riiide
Me: beneh beneh
This is 1 heck of a game.
I'm really looking forward to Jon rolling the sixth 1 in a row next episode and landing on a bowser space.
I know this episode had so many highlights, but I want the Catch the Letter minigame as an animation!! It's so good!! ZD
This veideo shows how much the game wants Jon to win this board.
Lets hope Chugga won't say something similar to THE event.
This part is brought to you by the number "1".
A better man would watch the video before commenting, rather than make a comment no more than a minute after the video was posted.
I am not a better man.
atleast your honest, thats something right?
no.
and your profile fits that comment indeed XD
nkz😡😵😵😰😧😟😰😨🐶
Jon: *rolls a 1*
Me: YOU’RE LOUSY!!
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As Chugga himself often says ... "the one time you WANT a low roll!"