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My favorite part of this video is the slow progression of you going from jogging in place, to just kinda moving your knees and arms, to just bobbing a little, to standing totally still and completely giving up on pretending to run from the boulder.
Not to keep going on about it, but if you'd had a separate theme for each movie, you could have had yourself and your father tied up in chairs as the theme of the third movie, and then you could have explained it together! :o Unless he was busy, but I'm just gonna ignore that possibility. :3
This is why I'm a fan of this strange man, he personally answers his commentors 9 minutes in, and the opening credits are still spewing names...your team has grown, well done
Can’t wait for the two hour Jurassic episode where Jordan’s trapped under a kitchen counter while being stalked by raptors. Or the eventual four hour Land Before Time episode that reuses the bit
@@Drjordanbreeding can’t wait to hear you say “Daddy Topps” in an extremely normal manner that insinuates nothing and contains zero entendres, double or otherwise
I love that this channel exclusively has either videos that are less than 10 minutes or videos that are at least an hour and a half with zero in between. (This might seem like an insult. Its not I love these videos but its just a funny observation about the channel.)
Kudos to Pablo and Sofia for the fantastic opening animation. And yes, this is eminently watchable. I was so excited to see this pop up today. (My condolences to your knees. I have no idea how long you pretended to run in front of that green screen.)
"He's trapped there until he explains all the night at the museum movies". I love how this implies that this is some kind of generational curse on your family 😂
I was just thinking "it must be way harder to do these in the car where you have to have your head turned the whole time" but this definitely looks more difficult, what a pro
I legit think this will only be the 2nd time ive ever said this, but its not right that this guy has so few subscribers. The entertainment value of the "I do (x) until I explain every (x) movie" series is top notch for a TH-cam series in my completely honest opinion, and it actually feels like everything from the script to the editing to the research has had effort put into it. This might sound odd, but for my fellow youtube binge watchers, you guys can probably relate when I say: you can usually watch a couple of videos from a channel and have at least a general IDEA of what their subscriber count probably is. Well, after watching 2 videos from here, it felt like I should have seen anywhere from 1.2m-2m instead of 20k
Well this is incredibly kind of you to say! And you're definitely correct that we put a LOT of effort into these videos, so I'm glad you like them! Got more on the way!
Jordan needs to be recognized as the greatest historian of our time 🫡 Also i feel like a Jordan/Ryan George crossover would be the MOST epic EDIT: I wrote this before the Producer Guy 'WHOOPSIE' 😂
It is wild how Indy has witnessed the powers of multiple deities firsthand during the 1930’s, but by the time WWII is over he thinks aliens and time travel are a bridge too far, lol.
Yeah this is exactly what I think when the people hate on the 4th and fifth one, it's like really you guys went for the arc and the holy Grail but something real like we can prove exists like the antikythera mechanism and crystal skulls are too far out there for them. Lol way to suspend disbelief for movies correctly guys...
Ke Huy Quan was so friggin good in EEAAO and I’m glad he won the Oscar. Just seems like a genuinely beautiful human being. I should really write all these thoughts down and just have one consolidated comment instead of 6 scattershot ones but it is what it is.
Dooooo itttttt! 😈 Haha nah but seriously, the discord is really dope, everyone's super nice over there and the behind the scenes stuff that the Doc shares is always highly entertaining. hope to see y'all there! 😊
At 21:20, Dr. Breeder does mention that the sub might not have submerged, and he’s completely right lol, that Type VII would have spent most of its time on the surface regardless of weather it’s wartime or not. Subs of that era did not have the battery power to remain submerged for long periods and would instead run their diesels and charge the batteries on the surface while patrolling and only dive when attacked or about to attack. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk Dr. Breeder, since I think you’ll prob read this.
I know this was never the intention, and it was unexpected for me too, but my 14 month old woke up while I was watching this, and your “jog” on the green screen is the hardest he’s laughed at anything ever. I don’t get it, but if I play a loop of you running from the bolder, he will laugh until I turn it off. You made 1 year old comedy gold
So in raiders they went through all the trouble of building the map room with the special staff and all that just to reveal that the ark was “hidden” in the big temple in the middle of town… like, it’s exactly where you would guess it would be
1:10:50 I think that Harrison and Especially Connery were completely believably those guys. Even with script issues, it was like Indy and Sr. were re-enacting their adventure
I beset upon thee the challenge of the explanation of every Monty Python movie; including specifically the aerodynamic lift capacity of migrating swallows.
Yassssss! THE TIME HAS COME, THE WAIT IS OVER! Dude I freaking love your videos! You do an amazing job putting all of theses movies together for one huge review, your content is always 💯 Keep up the good work!
But did you know... The bald burly Nazi who meets propeller blades in Raiders AND the giant sherpa Indy fights in Marion's bar in Raiders AND the bearded burly cult leader henchman who meets a rock crusher machine in Temple AND the burly Nazi on board the blimp in Last Crusade are played by the same actor, Pat Roach?
Wkuk occupies more space in my brain than it probably should. As an aside, I once sat down in a bar with a friend in DC and the bartender claimed she went to high school with Trevor Moore. Said he was a weird but funny guy ...and yeah, that checks out
I just want you to know that the horse meat subway bit, specifically talking about horse meat and then the shot at 1:39:27, drudged up a childhood memory I had completely forgotten about until now. It was a scene in a movie my sister was watching when I was little where a horse gets bisected by panes of glass just like that sandwich is in the subway commercial. I remember being horrified of the scene as a child. So uhh... thanks for the reminder I guess?
Damn the animation is tight! Pablo slays another one! This is exactly what I needed, got a 6 hour infusion today & this is exactly what my soul needs. Thank you Jordan! P.S. I think your running is a brave/insane choice. Respect
Dear Dr Breeding and Dave, I adore this series and that you both do the extra effects and memes during the run down. You're both amazin. Thank you for making these. *lil head smooches for both of you (consensual of course)
This is so great. I can get highlights of movies I saw years ago and a synopsis of films I'm never going to actually watch, all within a breezy 2 hours, all in a wonderfully humourous wrapper. 😊 Thanks guys! I love these.
It is funny that Archimedes somehow managed to not only discover those time fissures, but accurately predict when they would occur and build a dial that only provides the ones that lead back to the Siege, and yet he couldn’t build anything else that would have actually helped them win the battle.
Ok you win. You are hereby the only channel i am subscribed to after 10 plus years of having a youtube. Soley because you actually take the time to listen to, and respond to your audience, and i dont have to be a memeber of anything to do it. Thank you
Excellent video as always. I personally liked how your running coincided with the amount of energy and creativity on display in the movies themselves, with you barely kind of wiggling in place for Crystal Skull and literally sitting down for the last movie, also symbolizing Harrison Ford's advancing age/lack of shit giving. Totally intentionally metaphor I am sure and not just you getting tired from running in place.
Your videos bring me a immense amount of joy. Thank you for making them and for being the awesome creative soul you are. I wish nothing but the best for you and your family, now and for the future. Much love.
"If these movies go any further back in time..." Funny you should mention, the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles literally did this for their home release. Apparently when it aired there was a whole wider narrative that had an old man version Indiana meeting people and reminiscing, with some stories about him as a teenager and some with him as a younger kid, but the home release didn't have any of that- it was just his adventures in the past- and they were put in a different order, with all of the stories around the same time periods grouped together, but I guess there were way less teenage Indi stories than kid stories, so they put the older Indi stories first. So if you didn't watch it in the original format, the first several episodes were The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles and then the rest suddenly inexplicably became The Even Younger Indiana Jones Chronicles
Excellent work, sir! I love Indy, but I couldn't get through the 4th movie without checking out. I didn't bother with the 5th. You are a God for putting this together. 🙏
Good lord the editing in this must have taken forever. I'm more exhausted thinking about the effort that went into grabbing all the various clips and sounds than you must have been after definitely for real running from that boulder.
23:59 "...maybe one of them used to be a child." I'm pretty sure they both used to be children. In fact, Indy used to be River Phoenix... and then Sean Patrick Flannery? I should finish videos before I comment. Something tells me you'll mention the Young Indiana show.
I love the whip, Doctor 😉😂 I was six when I watched the Raiders of the Lost Ark with my older brother and I had nightmares because their faces melted off at the end, he did a great job babysitting that night 🤣🤣
Jordan, you knocked it out of the park. Once again, awesome video! I love your perspective on these movies that I grew up with. You should be proud. This may be one of your best yet. Can't wait for more to come. Keep them rolling buddy! 😀
I like to imagine that his father was constantly being forced to explain the entirety of old sitcom runs, his grandfather had to explain radio shows, his great-grandfather had to explain the works of prolific novelists, his great-great-grandfather had to summarize plays, his great-great-great-grandfather had to go into religious texts, and meanwhile, his own kid is already finding himself in situations that require him to explain early TH-cam series.
It's not enough that you have destroyer of pussy edited together in a hilarious way. You actually have Kincaid from dream warriors calling Krueger a pussy. Truly the perfect clip of that word used for that sentence. Chefs kiss
Jordan, you put so many things into your videos. I love it. I don't mean just the effort either but also after I watch your videos about 30 40 times I watch them and then I stop and pause on key moments that are hilarious all on their own. Whether it's visual or just a quick trick of jumbling a bunch of different things together that the human eye can't catch in real time. Awesome. Also, are you secretly brainwashing me ?....asking for a friend. Keep up the great work
I WAS 6 when Raiders was released, but my parents watched it and used their Parental Guidance to say, "You're not watching that movie. See that VHS tape that is clearly marked as being that movie? It's not for you." And they told me it was boring but would also give me nightmares, and I actually believed them, so I didn't watch it. Then they took me to see Temple of Doom in the theater and I spent most of it scared out of my tiny mind and had nightmares for WEEKS.
I’m probably at the end of my 20th or so viewing and, much like a great album by a great band, it’s the later tracks that are popping to me now. Especially the “of course” joke in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It’s brilliant. Of course.
I just realised that the Temple of Doom storyline reads just like a RPG sidequest at first that then balloons into an epic potentially world ending adventurel.
So I'm just now realizing, 30 years later, that Marcus Brody from The Last Crusade, despite also being a clumsy comic relief character, was not the same character as Indiana Jones's clumsy childhood friend from 1912. It would honestly make more sense if he was, but nah they just decided to add yet another brand new character to the first act of the film. Apparently Indiana's boy scout pal was called Hermann, and never showed up again on film until one of the LEGO movies, but apparently was a frequent character in the Young Indiana Jones novels.
Agreed and agreed. Watching this thinking: "Surely he won't keep this up the whole...time." Sincerely stuck between awe and a facepalm here. Good grief! Edit: Never mind, you're cheating now. You lazy bum! 🧐
51:47 If anyone is interested in where this one-second clip is from ("-Shia LaBeouf"), it's "[Actual Cannibal] Shia LaBeouf" by Rob Cantor. Can't recommend the song AND video enough. It's amazing.
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Hey, enjoy your videos but your cutaways to random memes/ scenes every 6-8seconds is distracting.
Aside from that, woohoo
@@Dragon_5th-Regeneration yeah… that’s kinda the vibe, unfortunately!
@@Dragon_5th-Regenerationthat’s my favorite part haha specifically if Crunk or John Cena is involved
Family...
@@kbags91Cena is always perfectly timed! It proves his gift for funny that, that cutaway has been used dozens of times & it still hits!
My favorite part of this video is the slow progression of you going from jogging in place, to just kinda moving your knees and arms, to just bobbing a little, to standing totally still and completely giving up on pretending to run from the boulder.
That’s what I like to call “art”
Haha, I thought that part was hilarious 😂
You need to do cardio@@Drjordanbreeding bro...
@@Drjordanbreedingthats what I call well endowed
Not to keep going on about it, but if you'd had a separate theme for each movie, you could have had yourself and your father tied up in chairs as the theme of the third movie, and then you could have explained it together! :o Unless he was busy, but I'm just gonna ignore that possibility. :3
I like how by 1:10:01 Jordan isn't even jogging in place anymore, he's just moving his arms.
I GET TIRED
This is why I'm a fan of this strange man, he personally answers his commentors
9 minutes in, and the opening credits are still spewing names...your team has grown, well done
No I dont
“Yes , no!”
Isn’t it encouraging to see?
There are 13K of us now in the cult...errrr Community
That's why I'm a fan of this man. He never answers his commentors.
Can’t get enough of these! They are criminally hidden and need wider recognition
Someday!
The creative team and The Breeder Super Duper Producer, Super Producers and Executive Producer are trying to spread the Gospel of DrJordan...
Can’t wait for the two hour Jurassic episode where Jordan’s trapped under a kitchen counter while being stalked by raptors. Or the eventual four hour Land Before Time episode that reuses the bit
I definitely want to do Land Before Time haha
That's such a good idea 😂
@@Drjordanbreeding can’t wait to hear you say “Daddy Topps” in an extremely normal manner that insinuates nothing and contains zero entendres, double or otherwise
I love that this channel exclusively has either videos that are less than 10 minutes or videos that are at least an hour and a half with zero in between. (This might seem like an insult. Its not I love these videos but its just a funny observation about the channel.)
All or nothing baby
Kudos to Pablo and Sofia for the fantastic opening animation. And yes, this is eminently watchable. I was so excited to see this pop up today. (My condolences to your knees. I have no idea how long you pretended to run in front of that green screen.)
A loopooong time haha. And yes their work is amazing!
Yeah I was thinking did this maniac really jog in place for like 2 straight hours lol that's dedication my friend!
@@justinamenta7241it might've been 3 hours counting the retakes
"He's trapped there until he explains all the night at the museum movies". I love how this implies that this is some kind of generational curse on your family 😂
It's true! We're cursed!
@@DrjordanbreedingAlso, hear me out: the Air Bud series. Those things went off the rails
@@saral8625Ain't no rule!
I was just thinking "it must be way harder to do these in the car where you have to have your head turned the whole time" but this definitely looks more difficult, what a pro
Yes it was a stupid idea haha
@@Drjordanbreeding but it was beautiful.
What? Like the Driving Crooner?
I legit think this will only be the 2nd time ive ever said this, but its not right that this guy has so few subscribers. The entertainment value of the "I do (x) until I explain every (x) movie" series is top notch for a TH-cam series in my completely honest opinion, and it actually feels like everything from the script to the editing to the research has had effort put into it.
This might sound odd, but for my fellow youtube binge watchers, you guys can probably relate when I say: you can usually watch a couple of videos from a channel and have at least a general IDEA of what their subscriber count probably is. Well, after watching 2 videos from here, it felt like I should have seen anywhere from 1.2m-2m instead of 20k
Well this is incredibly kind of you to say! And you're definitely correct that we put a LOT of effort into these videos, so I'm glad you like them! Got more on the way!
My favourite part about watching you since you emerged from the ashes of Cracked is the dedication to the toooooo be faaaaiiiirrrr.
Haha hell yeah
Especially 8:26
He belongs in a museum!
HE DOES
Did you ever hear the story of Harrison Ford smoking weed out of a pot? Like a fucking sauce pot?
It was on some late night show,
@@JadedMax He smoked pot?!
Yeah Harrison is a big time pothead.
50:10 just realized Jordan just gives up on lifting his legs and instead is just swinging his arms and it makes it that much funnier! :D
Art
@@Drjordanbreeding this is why we go to the movies
Jordan needs to be recognized as the greatest historian of our time 🫡
Also i feel like a Jordan/Ryan George crossover would be the MOST epic
EDIT: I wrote this before the Producer Guy 'WHOOPSIE' 😂
Oh man that’d be so fun
#DreamScenario
@@Drjordanbreeding make Nord VPN make it happen. They sponsor Ryan George as well. #NORDVPN #Code:Breeding
@@Drjordanbreedingbro reach out to him I'm sure he'd do it, he's super down to earth
@@wutthabuck8772 i'm sure it'd be barely an inconvenience
5 minutes in and you call Belloq Moriarty to Indiana's Sherlock. Dude Indiana Holmes was RIGHT THERE...... Love your stuff Doc xoxo
Crap I’m an IDIOT
My favorite part of these videos is all the fascinating stuff we learn about Dave
He’s an interesting guy
Dave is fascinating
It is wild how Indy has witnessed the powers of multiple deities firsthand during the 1930’s, but by the time WWII is over he thinks aliens and time travel are a bridge too far, lol.
Right haha
i mean, in all fairness it's pretty ridiculous to assume there's no other life but us NOW, but that doesn't mean they actually showed up here.
Ask a fundamentalist christian about aliens and they'll say they dont/can't exist
Yeah this is exactly what I think when the people hate on the 4th and fifth one, it's like really you guys went for the arc and the holy Grail but something real like we can prove exists like the antikythera mechanism and crystal skulls are too far out there for them. Lol way to suspend disbelief for movies correctly guys...
The writers didn't think they were plausible enough to do a decent job writing. The supernatural is only believable when well written
The evolution of the lack of effort in the running in place is cinematic magic
I’m honestly super pleased how many people noticed the intentionality of it
@@Drjordanbreeding yea intentional *wink wink*
Ke Huy Quan was so friggin good in EEAAO and I’m glad he won the Oscar. Just seems like a genuinely beautiful human being. I should really write all these thoughts down and just have one consolidated comment instead of 6 scattershot ones but it is what it is.
He really is amazing in that movie
I was bingeing your videos all this week, thinking about how I should become a patreon and now you ended my binge with a new video…. This is a sign
Yesssss giveeee innnnnn (but seriously either way, thanks so much for watching!)
it's like you scooped my thought out of my brain with a big spoon. gross.
Dooooo itttttt! 😈
Haha nah but seriously, the discord is really dope, everyone's super nice over there and the behind the scenes stuff that the Doc shares is always highly entertaining. hope to see y'all there! 😊
@@DarlingMissDarling . I'm in!
I highly recommend it!
Young Indiana Jones (TV series/show) and Young Sherlock Holmes were my absolute favorites as a kid!
At 21:20, Dr. Breeder does mention that the sub might not have submerged, and he’s completely right lol, that Type VII would have spent most of its time on the surface regardless of weather it’s wartime or not. Subs of that era did not have the battery power to remain submerged for long periods and would instead run their diesels and charge the batteries on the surface while patrolling and only dive when attacked or about to attack. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk Dr. Breeder, since I think you’ll prob read this.
Hell yeah. I knew it was possible for the scene to make sense!
I know this was never the intention, and it was unexpected for me too, but my 14 month old woke up while I was watching this, and your “jog” on the green screen is the hardest he’s laughed at anything ever. I don’t get it, but if I play a loop of you running from the bolder, he will laugh until I turn it off. You made 1 year old comedy gold
Haha hell yeah! My oldest definitely thought it was pretty funny
So in raiders they went through all the trouble of building the map room with the special staff and all that just to reveal that the ark was “hidden” in the big temple in the middle of town… like, it’s exactly where you would guess it would be
Haha that’s a great point
I’m so glad you found a way to slip Kinkaid yelling “P*SSAYY!” in again. Idk why that makes me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.
It's really the best thing ever haha
@@Drjordanbreeding haha no doubt
What movie is it from?
@@Drjordanbreeding Right up there with "the old GD glory hole!"
"Shoulda got you a book on how to guard a cup." 😂
That splicing in of the Patton Oswalt apple joke was divinely inspired. You gotta respect when something lands perfectly.
1:10:50 I think that Harrison and Especially Connery were completely believably those guys. Even with script issues, it was like Indy and Sr. were re-enacting their adventure
I beset upon thee the challenge of the explanation of every Monty Python movie; including specifically the aerodynamic lift capacity of migrating swallows.
Ha I don’t know if that’d fit the vibe
@@Drjordanbreedingmake it fit
so ive watched this at least 5 times, and i still love the "cup" bit about the knight meeting jesus, that shit always has me cracking up!
It is a really fun part
I take a drink every time you make a John Cena joke or reference Dave in these videos. Do with that what you will, Doc.
And his name is!!!!!
The first three movies are so good I have seen multiple reviews of 4-5 and have no idea what happens besides a skull and Indiana is old.
That's... pretty much it haha
I breath for these videos man. Nobody is doing it like this and if they tried it'd be a miserable failure. You've got something special my boy.
Wow that's really encouraging! I definitely like them haha
1:18:24 Your daughter has excellent taste. Swiper is easily the most interesting character in the Doraverse.
I wouldn’t know haha
Yassssss! THE TIME HAS COME, THE WAIT IS OVER! Dude I freaking love your videos! You do an amazing job putting all of theses movies together for one huge review, your content is always 💯 Keep up the good work!
Thank you so much!!
4:52 gotta love firefly
14:29
I just wanted to mention how good and funny those animations are.
Pablo is an absolute beast!
Lmao Harrison had dysentery during that scene in the first movie where he shoots the sword wielding Egyptian guy.
Now i just wanna see, "i become my own grandfather trapped in a dmv until i explain all the night at the museum movies" 😂
Oh man. Maybe someday haha
How many are there??
But did you know... The bald burly Nazi who meets propeller blades in Raiders AND the giant sherpa Indy fights in Marion's bar in Raiders AND the bearded burly cult leader henchman who meets a rock crusher machine in Temple AND the burly Nazi on board the blimp in Last Crusade are played by the same actor, Pat Roach?
I didn't!
I love your commitment to WKUK clips honestly. Great video!
Thanks! Gotta rep the home team haha
Wkuk occupies more space in my brain than it probably should. As an aside, I once sat down in a bar with a friend in DC and the bartender claimed she went to high school with Trevor Moore. Said he was a weird but funny guy ...and yeah, that checks out
@@ballman2010 yeah he went to high school here in my home(ish) town!
I just want you to know that the horse meat subway bit, specifically talking about horse meat and then the shot at 1:39:27, drudged up a childhood memory I had completely forgotten about until now. It was a scene in a movie my sister was watching when I was little where a horse gets bisected by panes of glass just like that sandwich is in the subway commercial. I remember being horrified of the scene as a child. So uhh... thanks for the reminder I guess?
Haha well that's super weird! Sorry!
Oh my god. It was from The Cell with Jennifer Lopez and Vincent Donofrio. Yeah man, that was SUPER scarring, I'll never forget that shit 😂
@@DarlingMissDarlingFor sure. It was an artfully done film though. Many of the scenes had a very painterly quality
Damn the animation is tight! Pablo slays another one!
This is exactly what I needed, got a 6 hour infusion today & this is exactly what my soul needs. Thank you Jordan!
P.S. I think your running is a brave/insane choice. Respect
Oh well I hope you feel better soon and that this can help!
i was 7 when pg13 came out. I think temple of doom was my favorite. Stopping at 3 would have been good
Dear Dr Breeding and Dave,
I adore this series and that you both do the extra effects and memes during the run down. You're both amazin. Thank you for making these.
*lil head smooches for both of you (consensual of course)
Our pleasure!
I was so happy to see this! I've been super sick and had to take of work. This perked me right up! Just what Dr. Jordan ordered!
Oh no feel better!
Loved the whole thing but the cup bit specifically literally made me laugh out loud
Oh man. I had so much fun talking to Dave about that
I'm all for anything that includes referances to Firefly.
Well there you go
This is so great. I can get highlights of movies I saw years ago and a synopsis of films I'm never going to actually watch, all within a breezy 2 hours, all in a wonderfully humourous wrapper. 😊
Thanks guys! I love these.
Thanks so much for watching!
These franchise movie breakdowns are my favorite of all the Dr.s vids.
Well, good! More on the way!
It is funny that Archimedes somehow managed to not only discover those time fissures, but accurately predict when they would occur and build a dial that only provides the ones that lead back to the Siege, and yet he couldn’t build anything else that would have actually helped them win the battle.
He is singularly focused haha
@@Drjordanbreeding I guess Archimedes did know about continental drift, after all.
@@Rougarou99 fair haha
Ok you win.
You are hereby the only channel i am subscribed to after 10 plus years of having a youtube.
Soley because you actually take the time to listen to, and respond to your audience, and i dont have to be a memeber of anything to do it.
Thank you
Huzzah! Haha. Thanks for being here!
At the cup conversation I laughed so much I'm actually crying😂😂
Edit: 1:08:10 - 1:10:24
It’s like my favorite thing that’s happened in these videos haha
commenting for engagement and my deep admiration for all that you do for us
Thank you!
Actually one of the best, funniest transitions to the next franchise that I've seen so far. Great job Jordan!!!!! 😂😂😂
Haha thanks so much!
I do admit when I started Temple of Doom I wondered if i clicked on the wrong film due to the inexplicable musical number
Utter nonsense haha
Excellent video as always. I personally liked how your running coincided with the amount of energy and creativity on display in the movies themselves, with you barely kind of wiggling in place for Crystal Skull and literally sitting down for the last movie, also symbolizing Harrison Ford's advancing age/lack of shit giving. Totally intentionally metaphor I am sure and not just you getting tired from running in place.
Hey I think through my videos, thank you very much haha
Your videos bring me a immense amount of joy. Thank you for making them and for being the awesome creative soul you are. I wish nothing but the best for you and your family, now and for the future. Much love.
Wow, thank you so much! That’s very kind!
I can't wait for the Terminator video!
I think it’ll be fun!
"If these movies go any further back in time..."
Funny you should mention, the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles literally did this for their home release.
Apparently when it aired there was a whole wider narrative that had an old man version Indiana meeting people and reminiscing, with some stories about him as a teenager and some with him as a younger kid, but the home release didn't have any of that- it was just his adventures in the past- and they were put in a different order, with all of the stories around the same time periods grouped together, but I guess there were way less teenage Indi stories than kid stories, so they put the older Indi stories first.
So if you didn't watch it in the original format, the first several episodes were The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles and then the rest suddenly inexplicably became The Even Younger Indiana Jones Chronicles
Excellent work, sir! I love Indy, but I couldn't get through the 4th movie without checking out. I didn't bother with the 5th. You are a God for putting this together. 🙏
Thanks so much for watching!
I thought the 5th movie was far superior to the 4th on the reels though (enjoy both the movie and reel to reel joke)
Dr. Jones, yes time for love…time to love another one of your videos!!!
Thank you for another great prescription!
Enjoy!
@@Drjordanbreeding always Dr. Breedjonesing.
Thank you for your service.
SO excited you're tackling one of my favorite series, even if a lot of Indiana Jones is utter nonsense
It really is haha
Good lord the editing in this must have taken forever. I'm more exhausted thinking about the effort that went into grabbing all the various clips and sounds than you must have been after definitely for real running from that boulder.
Yeah it’s a pretty massive endeavor!
23:59 "...maybe one of them used to be a child."
I'm pretty sure they both used to be children.
In fact, Indy used to be River Phoenix... and then Sean Patrick Flannery?
I should finish videos before I comment. Something tells me you'll mention the Young Indiana show.
Maaaaaaybe
I love the whip, Doctor 😉😂 I was six when I watched the Raiders of the Lost Ark with my older brother and I had nightmares because their faces melted off at the end, he did a great job babysitting that night 🤣🤣
Yeah it's ROUGH haha
Jordan, you knocked it out of the park. Once again, awesome video! I love your perspective on these movies that I grew up with. You should be proud. This may be one of your best yet. Can't wait for more to come. Keep them rolling buddy! 😀
Thanks so much! I’m glad you’re enjoying it!
I second this! Perfectly said.
The fourth pig's house was made of wolf skulls. It wasn't very structurally sound, but it sent a message.
Haha indeed
Thanks again Dr. Breeding. You are slowly becoming my hero 👍🏾
What do we need to do to get those numbers up? Haha
I like to imagine that his father was constantly being forced to explain the entirety of old sitcom runs, his grandfather had to explain radio shows, his great-grandfather had to explain the works of prolific novelists, his great-great-grandfather had to summarize plays, his great-great-great-grandfather had to go into religious texts, and meanwhile, his own kid is already finding himself in situations that require him to explain early TH-cam series.
This is exactly what is happening haha
Fun fact: this will be the most entertaining video you will watch today 🎉
I sure hope so!
I'm 33 minutes in and the reference clips you're inserting are amazing. I love you, man. Holy shit Pushing Daisies?? Impressive.
Haha thanks so much!
@@Drjordanbreeding Thank you for taking the time and effort to make these videos. They really brighten my day no matter how bad it is.
@@SparkIeMotion that’s really encouraging thank you for saying it!
Great video, great jacket, great jokes.
Thank you for all the hard work you put into these so I can laugh for an hour 40.
Absolutely worth it!
You can f*** this burger 😂 gets me every time
I was not expecting the Ducktales game music but rest assured I appreciated it!
I will now rest assured haha!
And your assurance will help me sleep at night!
Great video by the way!
It's not enough that you have destroyer of pussy edited together in a hilarious way. You actually have Kincaid from dream warriors calling Krueger a pussy. Truly the perfect clip of that word used for that sentence. Chefs kiss
Haha thank you
Jordan, you put so many things into your videos. I love it. I don't mean just the effort either but also after I watch your videos about 30 40 times I watch them and then I stop and pause on key moments that are hilarious all on their own. Whether it's visual or just a quick trick of jumbling a bunch of different things together that the human eye can't catch in real time. Awesome. Also, are you secretly brainwashing me ?....asking for a friend. Keep up the great work
Wow thanks so much! Yeah I want to make things that reward multiple rewatches! Stuff then full of stuff haha
I WAS 6 when Raiders was released, but my parents watched it and used their Parental Guidance to say, "You're not watching that movie. See that VHS tape that is clearly marked as being that movie? It's not for you." And they told me it was boring but would also give me nightmares, and I actually believed them, so I didn't watch it.
Then they took me to see Temple of Doom in the theater and I spent most of it scared out of my tiny mind and had nightmares for WEEKS.
Haha you win some and you lose some as a parent I guess
This looks like it was exhausting but thank you so much for doing it. 👍😆
@@Jillbles it was but it was also fun!
thanks for keeping the gi joe PSAs alive in our hearts and minds
Forever and always
I’ve never clicked so fast. I was listening to the “Saw” one when I saw it 😂
Haha hell yeah
You should do one of these for the Mummy series
How many are there?
@@Drjordanbreeding 3 With Brendan Fraser and the reboot with Tom Cruise, plus an animated tv series
@@jacobbarham9360 hmmmm that could be fun!
Aye it's here!!! Thanks for putting so much work into these videos!!
Absolutely! Thanks for all your support!
I’m probably at the end of my 20th or so viewing and, much like a great album by a great band, it’s the later tracks that are popping to me now. Especially the “of course” joke in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It’s brilliant. Of course.
Haha I’m glad you think so!
Nice! Got in early so I don’t have to ignore my kids to watch all of this.
But yet
Kids will always be there, these... you never know!
2:27 You’ve already ran for longer than I could run in place. God I’m out of shape.
Well, I died after filming this so
I just realised that the Temple of Doom storyline reads just like a RPG sidequest at first that then balloons into an epic potentially world ending adventurel.
I've always kind of wanted to see what would happen if you shot a golden box full of god with a rocket launcher.
But now we’ll never know :-(
So I'm just now realizing, 30 years later, that Marcus Brody from The Last Crusade, despite also being a clumsy comic relief character, was not the same character as Indiana Jones's clumsy childhood friend from 1912. It would honestly make more sense if he was, but nah they just decided to add yet another brand new character to the first act of the film. Apparently Indiana's boy scout pal was called Hermann, and never showed up again on film until one of the LEGO movies, but apparently was a frequent character in the Young Indiana Jones novels.
That’s funny I never assumed it was!
Dave gets me with the John Cena Meme every time 😂
Haha that’s more of an editing thing with mostly myself and Caleb
@Drjordanbreeding you are even more funny than I thought.. these edits are awesome.
@@EMKAYDOOM thanks! I put a lot of effort into them, as do the other editors
1:06:00 The reason for the second blade 🤯. I never understood it either. But your logic for the second blade makes sooooo much sense.
I have no idea if I'm correct haha
All this anti nazi talk was so refreshing. I got banned from Reddit for suggesting that punching Nazis is an acceptable hobby
Haha well then this video is for you!
It's breedin' time!
I'm ready to get breeded!
Hell yeah
27:59 damn, I didn’t know I died. I saw it in theaters
Sorry about your death!
@@Drjordanbreeding 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You ran for two hours for our entertainment?! Thank you for your service!!
I really did. So stupid haha
Agreed and agreed. Watching this thinking: "Surely he won't keep this up the whole...time." Sincerely stuck between awe and a facepalm here. Good grief!
Edit: Never mind, you're cheating now. You lazy bum! 🧐
@@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal it was a bad idea haha
This bloke is genuinely a rare talent. I laugh my ass off every time
Wow that's extremely kind of you to say! Thank you!
THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
It does!
"Is any of this usable at all."
Dave: "I don't know."
Love your little back and forths
It's fun shooting with Dave!
Indiana Jones makes sense if you don't know history at all. Otherwise it is even more nonsense than it sounds
Haha pretty much
Sigh, I wanted to make a sarcastic joke, but I can't figure out how to phrase it without everyone likely thinking I'm serious
One Dan Brown made a career of us not noticing this 😂
51:47 If anyone is interested in where this one-second clip is from ("-Shia LaBeouf"), it's "[Actual Cannibal] Shia LaBeouf" by Rob Cantor. Can't recommend the song AND video enough. It's amazing.