Beat him, Zaeed.

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 เม.ย. 2012
  • Good ol' Zaeed.

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  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I like how Shepard has a mild stroke and forgets Zaeed's been there this whole time.

    • @MrSpartanspud
      @MrSpartanspud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah wtf I don't remember that at all. 😄

    • @CuSu-333
      @CuSu-333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The base game just has Shepard and the volus, so its probably just the reused part of the cutscene.

    • @ElMarcoHoJ
      @ElMarcoHoJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The dialogue is fucky, but I think Shepard just means what he's doing there in general.

    • @colossusslayer1234
      @colossusslayer1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "ZAEED shit dude I didn't see you there!"

    • @zafelrede4884
      @zafelrede4884 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure Shepard was talking about Zaeed's presence on the citadel.

  • @vulcanhumor
    @vulcanhumor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    "Beat him Zaeed"
    Later
    "Zaeed, what are you doing here?"

  • @trashspawn45
    @trashspawn45 11 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    just the words "Beat him Zaeed" made me just lose it.

  • @lyrethefolf
    @lyrethefolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "You have my thanks, Commander"
    ...for threatening you?

    • @MilanTehVillain
      @MilanTehVillain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      For making him 'see reason'.

    • @GSSAGE7
      @GSSAGE7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For only threatening, and not going all the way.

    • @Kampfmesser89
      @Kampfmesser89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don’t kinkshame.

  • @thesixthkid7689
    @thesixthkid7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Who else was hoping Zaeed would actually beat the crap outta him?

    • @Ixmore
      @Ixmore 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was a bit of a dick in Mass Effect 1.

    • @thesixthkid7689
      @thesixthkid7689 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ixmore he wasn't in 1.

    • @Ixmore
      @Ixmore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thesixthkid7689 I was talking about the Volus.

  • @ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo
    @ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    When I played on Renegade, this was hilarious...

  • @gmanrowe
    @gmanrowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Gotta love Zaeed

  • @devo342
    @devo342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Hmm, wonder how you’d torture a Volus without killing them via explosive decompression

    • @shi77e20
      @shi77e20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      tickles

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Very carefully

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Just grab ahold of piece of their suit and start yanking on it, the more they resist, the harder you yank on it which will threaten decompression. You can't physically harm them without killing them, but you sure as shit can play with their heads.

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Poke a needle into the flexible parts of their suit, and keep going until you scrape bone. If he's still not compliant, remove the needle and jam it into another part of the suit so he can feel pain and suffocate. Rinse and repeat.

    • @theo-jamesmoulton2000
      @theo-jamesmoulton2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      electrify their pressure suit. use biotics to manipulate the pressure inside the suit intensifying to crushing levels or countering pressure to simulate high altitude injuries hack their suit to manipulate the atmospheric scrubbers.

  • @doby1kenobi82
    @doby1kenobi82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love how zieed says goddamn I love it lol

    • @doby1kenobi82
      @doby1kenobi82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zaeed whoops spelled it wrong

  • @texasfalcon3611
    @texasfalcon3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    2:22 is that Volus a fucking jedi!

    • @zachoar3916
      @zachoar3916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One with the force?

    • @texasfalcon3611
      @texasfalcon3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zachoar3916 you can't say that it doesn't have a light saber on its beltline

    • @SoddenFaTaL1ty
      @SoddenFaTaL1ty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@texasfalcon3611 dude holy crap he’s a sith

    • @ferael0013
      @ferael0013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Biotic God

  • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
    @luisemoralesfalcon4716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Now this is actually better than the Paragon ending

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It would have been fun to put Zaeed in charge of the Blue Suns while we give Vido to the Krogans.

  • @Shadowhunterbg
    @Shadowhunterbg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Unnecesary violence triumphs again!

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No one mess with the Zohan

  • @pizzamafioso9191
    @pizzamafioso9191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Saddly i was not able to get zaaed. (The code was already enspired when i bought the game)
    Can't wait to have the remaster version, next year.

    • @alexhazel
      @alexhazel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you got it?

    • @AgentExeider
      @AgentExeider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im from the future, boy do I have good news for you...

    • @pizzamafioso9191
      @pizzamafioso9191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AgentExeider now I only have to wait for the Ps5 being avilable lol

    • @Queenmariacorvinus
      @Queenmariacorvinus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pizzamafioso9191 I’m pretty sure I got him for free without a code on ps3 store. I think there’s 1-2 free dlc cause people had problems with the codes

  • @scottreynolds8501
    @scottreynolds8501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wow i never knew this existed am i to much of a nice guy🤣

  • @HermanPetrov
    @HermanPetrov 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    wanted to see it :D

  • @reaperbrothers5487
    @reaperbrothers5487 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really wish they kept Zaeed is mass effect 3 he’s a awesome squad mate and he’s a second awesome the first is Wrex

  • @mikevignola4213
    @mikevignola4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Ya know considering Cerberus is a pro-human, xenophobic organization. They get an awful lot of non-human help.
    Never liked Din, he was an ass in ME1, pretty much your introduction to the citadel.

    • @Papadragon18
      @Papadragon18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ends justify the means, as it were. If the Illusive Man has to dirty his hands by tricking a few aliens into helping them... Well, more's the fool on the aliens' part for believing him.

    • @tidan4575
      @tidan4575 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well in ME2 Cerberus was actually doing something about the collector and reaper threat while the rest of the galaxy's governments sat on their asses. The few who were in the loop to what was actually going on were trying to do something about it, Din was one of them.

  • @White_ops_arcade
    @White_ops_arcade ปีที่แล้ว

    Prank em zaeed

  • @joemcguire9988
    @joemcguire9988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I never really understood why this volus hooked up with Cerberus or why they accepted him? Why would he help a human supremacist outfit?

    • @yorukage5926
      @yorukage5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Volus can get things done, plus they are kinda intelligent and looked down upon so they wouldn't arouse suspicion

    • @joemcguire9988
      @joemcguire9988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yorukage5926 but that doesn’t explain what motivation he has for aiding a human supremacist organization.

    • @dontknowdontknow9769
      @dontknowdontknow9769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause he wanted to protect the humans from the collectors and cerberus was the only one to fight them

    • @joemcguire9988
      @joemcguire9988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontknowdontknow9769 I mean I guess but that doesn’t answer why he cares so much about humans. He’s hurting everybody else, and probably his own people.

    • @Papadragon18
      @Papadragon18 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joemcguire9988 Plenty of people do business with people they don't agree with from an ideological stand point. And if I recall correctly, the exchanges between Korlack and Cerberus started off relatively innocently. A bit of exchange of harmless information is exchange for money, or something of the like. Of course, once you've done your first deal with them, that's information you don't want to get out, and so, they can start to pressure you for more.
      Think of it like this: you can't always afford to do business only with people you like or agree with. And if by doing a bit of business with these people you really, really don't like or agree with, you can get resources to help yourself or people you actually do like or agree with. And if what the opposite party wants is pretty much spare change to you... Why not go ahead with a deal? No harm, right?
      Is how the reasoning goes. And in most cases, that might not be a bad thing. Supremacists tends to be expections though.

  • @BoogSReviews
    @BoogSReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why did he thank him? Is that his kink?

    • @diegodelacruzanaya537
      @diegodelacruzanaya537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cuz he saved his life moments ago, he was saying goodbye

    • @othergeorgea
      @othergeorgea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. That’s his kink.

  • @arathortizs28445
    @arathortizs28445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i liked only first mass effect, it was serious and interesting. After EA bought bioware this game became shit. Mass effect 2 was cheesy and stupid, Mass effect 3 is cheesy and pretentious

    • @TmanTheTdog
      @TmanTheTdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Then why bother complaining on a random Mass Effect 3 video?

    • @arathortizs28445
      @arathortizs28445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TmanTheTdog to be listened.

    • @HotcupofJoe38
      @HotcupofJoe38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@arathortizs28445 sounds like you need a hug

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@arathortizs28445 sadly. No one is listening

    • @BrewstaRoost
      @BrewstaRoost 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arathortizs28445 I hear ya, I partially agree, my favorite is the first one. But they had a change in writing midway through 2 if I recall correctly. Eh its an opinion, you can be entitled to it