“Dark evil Chinese beat” Literally what every Asia set story on a streaming subscription used whenever there’s a fight seen either at sunset or at night
welcome to the club, here’s your generic red napkin that your grandparents give you each year because the stores in America don’t have actual red envelopes
second half goes so hard actually wish the transition was a little more smooth + the first half had more variety with the melody, but overall a pretty good beat!
0:01 You’re cooking rice, you’re the hero in the making! 0:36 You forgot about the rice… 0:41 The rice burnt…you’re the villain. Truly an amazing story
0% NUDITY
0% DRUGS
0% TALENT
JUST STRAIGHT ASS🔥🔥🔥
Anti-Humor does tickle the complex humors x3
No matter how Deep they may be inside XD
i'm not sure if this is ass, chef
More like:
IN THE ASS 🔥🔥🔥
@@not_pyxlwhipim deep inside
Nah, this song is actually pretty good
Missed opportunity for a comically large gong in the middle of
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“chinese restaurant at a rural american area” ahh music
this sounds exactly like the stuff my rural american chinese restaurant has playing
"Happiness is like pissing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth" ahh beat
damn
What the heck?
Deep
friends are like snowflakes, they dissapear when u pee on them
Yo I'm using this
The “oriental_music_#2” on the documentary editor’s computer:
POV: you're eating pizza with chopsticks
Yeah thats teally good 💀
U sir just did a war crime
I eat pizza with a fork and straws
What the fck is wrong with you
i would actually do that💀
“Dark evil Chinese beat” Literally what every Asia set story on a streaming subscription used whenever there’s a fight seen either at sunset or at night
"You can piss without shit but you can't shit without piss" ahh beat
"AHH But you CAN" Ahh beat
if you try to not shit for a long time and if you piss before you take a shit, you willl be able to take a shit without pissing
How I feel saying "ni hao" to the Japanese waiter at a mexican restaurant in America:
After getting out of your German car, wearing an Italian suit, and putting down your Colombian coffee.
BRO HAD A VISION BUT HE WAS BLIND 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥
Bro had a dream but he was racist 😭🙏
@@Thecommentmolester LMAO
nah he just had contacts on
@@Thecommentmolesterwait that shit had layers tho
@@Thecommentmolester Lol how
“certainly not everyone was kung fu fighting” ass beat
actually kinda good
It went from ringtone to supervillain
Dark: ❌
Evil: ❌
Chinese: ✅
How I feel being Chinese raised in America
welcome to the club, here’s your generic red napkin that your grandparents give you each year because the stores in America don’t have actual red envelopes
this is truly the ABC anthem
"What the actual fuck is this shit" - Sun Tzu, the Art of War
My favorite quote from him
"this is kinda ok actually"
- Moon Tzu, The Art of Peace
@@Flesh_Wizard "Nobody asked you anything, shitstain" - Mars Tzu, The Art of Ragebait
xianzhou luofu core
Helioballs by Lil Gui ft. HuoHuo & Sushang
Me when i come closer
never thought id see a beautiful star rail reference
@@youzahah1084 cringe
second half goes so hard actually
wish the transition was a little more smooth + the first half had more variety with the melody, but overall a pretty good beat!
It's the default stems from garageband...
@@tk-5268exactly, which is why i’m shocked at how people find this “impressive” or “good”, this barely requires any effort😂😭
@@KlaculusMemes low effort doesn't always mean low quality. I like it lol
@@KlaculusMemesi love it
as an ethnic chinese
this sucks, i love it
"Confucius says" ahh beat
WE ASCENDING TO THE NEXT CULTIVATION TIER WIT DIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
Bottleneck breaktrough music
EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING 🗣
HAH
thats a genuine banger thoug
0:01 You’re cooking rice, you’re the hero in the making!
0:36 You forgot about the rice…
0:41 The rice burnt…you’re the villain.
Truly an amazing story
nah man this is a bright n’ holy beat. this is like, actually good?? wtf???
why does this sound kinda good fr
Holy shit that last part lowkey fire, you earned my subscription vro
thank you
End part fire ngl
“It is better to pee in the sink, than to sink in the pee.” Ahh beat 💀
THIS BEAT TOO SQUARE REMIND ME OF 1989
Bars
Nothing happened in that year, absolutely *NOTHING*
as that square, literally nothing happened in that year trust
I’m confused, did something happen that year?
WDYM 😭😭 NOTHIGN HAPPENED
shang dynatsy type beat
how i feel when eating instant noodles with chopsticks
Crazy how i fr peed myself listenign to this
I'm sure my favourite chinese takeaway guy said this when I ordered food last
When the strings came in that was an iconic moment
bro actually displayed some talent hidden behind a meme
We’re not surviving the🔥 Great Leap Forward 🗣️with this one 🗣️🔥💥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️‼️
This is the first dark evil beat video ive actually enjoyed
WE GETTING A BLUE COLLAR JOB WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
the second half actually kind of hits
"welcome to lijang tower" ahhh beat
the second part was actually good idgaf
WE GETTING OUT THE SOUTH CHINA SEA MEATGRINDER 2030 WITH THIS ONE BOYS 🇨🇳🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥
It’s actually good!? 😭🙏
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART 1:17 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WHY IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD
Nah this sounds even better than all of my creations ever combined 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
the ending holy crap, it just got better and better
"It come with egg wo" ahh beat
rip ming dynasty emperors you wouldve loved leading a religious ritual to this beat
lmfao the people saying "nah but why is it kinda good" youre allowed to enjoy things
I expected a joke beat cuz of the title but the second part actually goes hard
Emperor Qin Sh Huang's theme
Xiaohongshu type beat
"Yo Nine Sols is so good! You gotta play it!"
Nine Sols:
"Long before time had a name..." ahh beat 😭 🙏
nah please turn that second part into a full song (wait bro actually did)
WE MAKING A GREAT LEAP BACKWARDS WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️💯💯🥶🥶🔥🔥🗿🗿🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
as dark evil chinese I approve
bro cooked with extra MSG
0:59 FUSION REACTOR MELTDOWN TYPE BEAT🔥🔥🔥⚡⚡🏭⚌▓💥▓▓🚥⚡⚡☢️☢️🪫🪫🔋
🤓 akshually fusion reactors can't melt down but fission reactors can
@pigeon_the_mighty I know that goffy rah🤓🤓🤓
Chinese Restaurant Owner: Where did my table go?
Me with a suspiciously table shaped stomach: 🤷🏽♂️
This is what plays when you smoke and start walking to get a bbq pork bun
American born chinese ahh beat
“How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges” ahh beat
Why is this actually kinda fire tho
But now who is going to be brave enough to jump on this beat
xianxing lamar
Edward Said would shed one single tear
THIS IS DARK AND EVUK
Dude this on some witchz type shit and it fucks
"It's not dumb karate, it's Cobra Kai" ahh track 💀🔥💀🔥
Can you put this on spotify please. I'm serious.
AY??? HOLD UP THIS IS ACTUALLY FIRE??? TF???
got my chinese neighbor rapping with this shit
“Little Big Planet DLC Pack”-esque music
EMPEROR POISONED HIMSELF AFTER LISTENIN' TO THIS 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
I swear Ive heard this exact song at a few Korean and Chinese quick service resturants ive been to.
This realigned my circadian rhythm
The transition needs to be extended and the beat is good 👍
I love how the strings are panned 75% to the left ear.
did your left ear enjoy it
Honestly this just sounds like the Asian themed level in every video game ever.
This is a "when I was young I climbed mountain, walked up hill, both ways, at the same time, on one foot" kinda beat.
bro used loops and thought he was cooking 😭
i intentionally used them to make it worse lmao
@ lol
@@KlaculusMemesthen you failed cause this low key hard
0% talent
0% nudity
0% drugs
0% money
0% flashy cars
This is my current situation please send help😢
shi sounds like a btd6 map😭😭😭
Them strings got me living in harmony fr 😌
this gave me tingles why did i get tingles oh no did i get a Chinese chip in my head
the chinese are inside you
@@KlaculusMemespausepausepausepause
Its more somber and regretful
Holy shit this is actually kinda good
Genghis Khan prolly bangin out to this one. Beat so fire it got me acting unwise
Sounds like a Asian stage for a low budget early 2000s fighting game
ts would have done numbers on youtube
it might seem crazy what im bouta say
luigis racist chinese cowboy impression
Why does the last section unironically go kinda hard tho (and I don’t mean when the song’s over)
Just the right amount of evil for my Monday night
I feel like this is what the Liyue music sounds like to people who play on mobile.
This is not that bad tho dawg esp the 2nd half😭
not bad ngl
it sounds like a remix of “the chinese song”😂
we are not getting mandate of heaven with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sounds like something Qingque would cook up during her breaks with Stelle before being busted by Fu Xuan.
second half was kind of a jai paul vibe like u were cooking for a min