Typically I’m 100% on board with the chaos and whatever William’s brain spews out, but I’m begging him to continue wiping his butt 😂 Not wiping your butt shouldn’t “feel right” 😂😂
I’m just glad to know I’m not the only one who skips that. People need to just start using their hands instead of wasting so much wood pulp. The sink is right there you can wash your hands immediately after.
Check curbside furniture for bedbugs before bringing it into your house. Bedbugs can also hitch rides in electronics or in the corrugations of cardboard boxes. If you don't have time to inspect second-hand items, leave them outside and/or in a tied up plastic bag until you are able to do so.
Ya know, I started watching this channel because this guy took his cat to McDonald’s and treated it like legit content. I feel that’s how I would run a TH-cam channel too. Respect.
Congratulations on your spawn, Will! I figure you wouldn't watch this video but my weird specific advice is to teach your kid to swim young. When I was in college I spent every single summer teaching youth swim lessons, and the kids who were taught to float and not fear water as babies were essentially natural swimmers. Kids that weren't exposed to water/floating when they were babies were terrified of the water, and made the whole process a lot more painful for everyone involved. Kinda like the kids you see in shorts/tiktoks that are insane at snowboarding or skateboarding when they're 6, they started learning before they really learned what fear is (and before they learn that acting scared summons parents).
Yessss this is such good advice, I literally can't remember not being able to float or swim because my parents took me in the water from like... 6 months old max.? And I had this floaty vest thing from 2.5-4ish that my dad gradually took the floats out of without me knowing and we all went swimming regularly, so by the time I started actual swimming lessons at age 4 I could already swim unaided, and could swim about a mile by age 6 😳. Because of starting to swim so young, my brain literally doesn't have a memory of not being able to swim, so I've never been scared of being in water, and staying calm can be really useful in keeping you safe in a potentially sticky situation. I kayaked a bit in uni, one time I was white water river kayaking and I flipped over and couldn't roll back up out of it so I pulled my spray deck and tried to push myself out... only to realise something on my trousers was caught on the inside of the kayak and keeping me in. I had a split second of panic, before centering myself knowing I had plenty of breath left, and relaxed my legs while pulling them together where I felt stuck, and did one big push to get myself out. If other people from the canoe club hadn't been in the water observing everyone and I'd panicked trying to get out I could've been in real danger - but being in water and swimming feeling natural to me meant I stayed calm and wasn't really scared, which uses less oxygen - giving you more time, and gave me the confidence that I could definitely get myself out of the situation. When I have kids they're going swimming as soon as they possibly can safely 😅
Damn i really did not know people fear water or can't swim because of that fear. I had difficulty swimming because the water in the pool and shower was too cold
"Sometimes you have trouble closing a door, but if you close that door, you work through the struggle. Another door will open up for you." - A very productive man
My favorite part of watching these, is that I have it in my head that pretty much every cut is out of sequence and he's just stitching together some gibberish clips of what he's been up to lately
It was a great event. I mean, I was stuck at my booth the entire time, so I'm kind of taking other people's word on it as well. But it seemed great from there!
"Advice": Get a bidet, then only shower every couple weeks. When you DO shower, use dish detergent to cut the grease and remove the grime and goo with only one rinse. Nothing removes oil like dish detergent.
Anybody that's helped move a hoarder knows that the saying "one man's trash is another man's treasure" is very subjective. But I did recently find an original Craftsman scroll saw in one person's garage... The box was covered in rat urine but the inside was in great shape!
I stumble back onto wiliam Osman and he appears to be living on a compound with the other inventors, I fear they are becoming supervillains and this is their lair
I love that Will is stuck between wanting to share everything and not... but also hearing him say the f- word sounds like an A.I. generated text-to-speech.
I have run multiple events before and have been told I do a really good job. But man does it take everything out of you and make you want to drink till you pass out for a week. You gotta be passionate about the community you build and want to make it happen to consistently do it, which I definitely believe you are! P.s. - Major tip if you somehow haven't received it yet by other people that run events. Start planning next year ASAP, most consistent event management teams usually start their planning for the next event about a month before they run their current event.
pro tip: if you wanna quit your job, don't give them any notice whatsoever. just don't go to work and block your boss on your phone. that's it, you just quit in the most stressless way possible :)
As someone who's managed an office. We call that you getting fired for no call/no ahow. If you already have another job, that's great. But if not, you're not getting a good review, and you're not collecting unemployment.
50 years ago a man would use a journal to write down thoughts that described and documented his decent into insanity, now they're recorded for TH-cam
LOL thats so true. AND ITS ENTERTAINING!
(the bjork stalker recorded himself way before it was cool)
Descent
yea.... i dont even understand whatts ggoing on anymore
It's art.
But then again the person scribbling on a padded wall of his room in a special institution also thinks he's creating art.
And he is.
Highly convinced that someone secretly puts mercury on all of Williams doorhandles/toilet paper.
Seems like something someone who keeps putting Mercury on all of his toilet paper and door handles would say
I have been putting lead nitrate in the school water reserve for years and nothing happened
@@koukouzee2923 can you PLEASE elaborate
He doesn't use toilet paper.
It wouldn't do much considering he just said he doesn't wipe his butt
Nice to get back to updates on a man’s descent into insanity.
Dude u will be worse in 3 years
Now with baby!
Descent? William arrived years ago
@@ZeSnark cant blame em
this comment is left on every william video.
"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think."
Not only does not wiping save time, it's also environmentally friendly.
It’s tragic comedy for some 😢
@@judebiwer5439
society 🚬
i have a butt-waterhose in my toilet.
This man is going to be a father. He's going to be amazing
The butt wiping advice may be genius. He's probably just laying the groundwork for not having to do the diapers.
He’s already a father, the crotch goblin has arrived
@@oodoodoopoopoo i read this comment as soon as he said it lmao
Now william is ALSO caretaker
That child surviving William, Kevin, and the others will probably produce some sort of superhuman by the time they’re an adult.
I am in genuine awe that there is now a child who has William Osman as a father, and I have never been more jealous of a kid in my life.
Jealous shouldnt be the right word.. more like afraid or genuinely concerned.
Typically I’m 100% on board with the chaos and whatever William’s brain spews out, but I’m begging him to continue wiping his butt 😂 Not wiping your butt shouldn’t “feel right” 😂😂
Yeah, even if we're going 100% for self-interest, hairy people need to mind their butt hygiene to avoid the pain and expense of pilonidal cysts.
Plot twist: William doesn't wipe his butt, ever. But that's because he uses a bidet. You got played.
Wow so glad William will be teaching the next generation important lessons like not wiping
I’m just glad to know I’m not the only one who skips that. People need to just start using their hands instead of wasting so much wood pulp. The sink is right there you can wash your hands immediately after.
You better have given allen 5 dollars to fix his car from that damage
@@EEEEEEEEcarry on E man
I always trust a man who wears an *_Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwich_* shirt.
When life gives you lemons, then you have lemons
When life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.
@@FasutonemuMyoji Melonade is quite delicious though.
my depression is cured, thanks you
Check curbside furniture for bedbugs before bringing it into your house. Bedbugs can also hitch rides in electronics or in the corrugations of cardboard boxes. If you don't have time to inspect second-hand items, leave them outside and/or in a tied up plastic bag until you are able to do so.
He called his firstborn child a crotch goblin
Ya know, I started watching this channel because this guy took his cat to McDonald’s and treated it like legit content. I feel that’s how I would run a TH-cam channel too. Respect.
Congratulations on your spawn, Will! I figure you wouldn't watch this video but my weird specific advice is to teach your kid to swim young. When I was in college I spent every single summer teaching youth swim lessons, and the kids who were taught to float and not fear water as babies were essentially natural swimmers. Kids that weren't exposed to water/floating when they were babies were terrified of the water, and made the whole process a lot more painful for everyone involved.
Kinda like the kids you see in shorts/tiktoks that are insane at snowboarding or skateboarding when they're 6, they started learning before they really learned what fear is (and before they learn that acting scared summons parents).
Yessss this is such good advice, I literally can't remember not being able to float or swim because my parents took me in the water from like... 6 months old max.? And I had this floaty vest thing from 2.5-4ish that my dad gradually took the floats out of without me knowing and we all went swimming regularly, so by the time I started actual swimming lessons at age 4 I could already swim unaided, and could swim about a mile by age 6 😳. Because of starting to swim so young, my brain literally doesn't have a memory of not being able to swim, so I've never been scared of being in water, and staying calm can be really useful in keeping you safe in a potentially sticky situation. I kayaked a bit in uni, one time I was white water river kayaking and I flipped over and couldn't roll back up out of it so I pulled my spray deck and tried to push myself out... only to realise something on my trousers was caught on the inside of the kayak and keeping me in. I had a split second of panic, before centering myself knowing I had plenty of breath left, and relaxed my legs while pulling them together where I felt stuck, and did one big push to get myself out. If other people from the canoe club hadn't been in the water observing everyone and I'd panicked trying to get out I could've been in real danger - but being in water and swimming feeling natural to me meant I stayed calm and wasn't really scared, which uses less oxygen - giving you more time, and gave me the confidence that I could definitely get myself out of the situation.
When I have kids they're going swimming as soon as they possibly can safely 😅
This is true, I didn't go into water as a kid and now I still can't swim as an adult despite having tried to learn countless times
Damn i really did not know people fear water or can't swim because of that fear. I had difficulty swimming because the water in the pool and shower was too cold
I love how frequent these main channel videos are.
There was no doubt in my mind that the blurred out face in the thumbnail was Kevin's.
"Sometimes you have trouble closing a door, but if you close that door, you work through the struggle. Another door will open up for you."
- A very productive man
Well what the f*ck, I wanted all the doors closed and worked so hard for it!
3:59 I suspect this is will’s way of inviting us to partake in whatever drugs he uses while making his videos.
I hope this means more safety third coming soon
I was just arrested for public indecency for not pulling my pants back up. Thanks William for the great advice!!!!
Can you imagine being that kid and then finding videos like this in about 15 years?
Babe, wake up! William Osman just dropped
William is the only mental health expert I listen to. This channel is flawless.
“He broke my house”
Shows video of him getting a friend to break someone’s car
Watching this while trying to shake a dingleberry loose really made the end of the video hit home even harder
That's one strong dolly, held up after moving a whole shipping container. 1:57
Glad you be having fun don't stress yourself out.
First I thought it was Nigel (kinda scary how he would destroy ones home) but Kevin was defo second in line 😂
Lol same😂 But why is Kevin living with Will? That's scary too, I'd be wondering "what Kevin did this time" on a daily basis🤣
the past few weeks i did nothing productive because school keeps me semi sane and now i have nothing to do. stay in school even in summer break
i shouldn’t have watched this after going to therapy he’s effectively reversing all the progress i just made
My favorite part of watching these, is that I have it in my head that pretty much every cut is out of sequence and he's just stitching together some gibberish clips of what he's been up to lately
Somebody save my boy. He's never really had it all there but its definitely gone now.
It was a great event. I mean, I was stuck at my booth the entire time, so I'm kind of taking other people's word on it as well. But it seemed great from there!
The best advice: just because you have peoples' attention does not mean you have their respect ~Dale Gribble of Dale's Dead Bug
Ill tell you what my dad told me: "Be good; but if you can't be good - be good at it."
That man could pronounce a hyphen like nobody's business.
backyard scientist smile and hand mannerism when he talks overpowered the blur on the thumbnail. lmao
Love ya Big Willy, keep on keeping on brother. Congrats on making a little life, best of luck with all that.
I thought the science rebel was a Floridian 🪨💨🐊
Feels like these are his new therapy sessions.
the music fits this very well, this is just a cacophony. love it
0:41 Hi Kevin!
"Outsource your problems"
~ William Osman, probably
You can still see that is Kevin on the thumbnail
This is the best Arby's ad I've ever seen
your haircut looks excellent William.
There's a saying in cyclical events (such as festivals); "Every year you plan the last year's festival perfectly"
loving these frequent main channel updates!
0:33
Is this where Big Willy slowly learns he's got a touch of the 'tism?
Stay positive everyone, you're doing ok. Stay in the present. Love yourself and those around you. Good video btw Will
William Osman 2 is one of the greatest contributions to man.
The fucking rocket engine in the fridge really gives us the feel of a wacky cartoon
"Advice": Get a bidet, then only shower every couple weeks. When you DO shower, use dish detergent to cut the grease and remove the grime and goo with only one rinse. Nothing removes oil like dish detergent.
True, who needs to use the shower when you can take a bath in a bidet. /s
The best life advice i can give you is to watch this man go deeper into madness. You will never feel healthier when you watch William
The philosophical spurts of spiritual awakening mixed with chaos
*opens fridge* "All I have is a lunchable and a rocket engine" hahaha
I lost it when they dented Allen's bumper and how he reacted to it. I'm still laughing
advice: listen to those funny voices in your head that tell you things, they're totally right, it'd be so funny, do it, follow them!
i sure am glad i jumped off this cliff
Don’t be the help she needs, be the reason she needs help
"Give up and surrender to your thoughts", is what my dad used to say.
When he was talking about mental illness at 3:51 all I could think about is what to jump off that rock pile ramp in the background.
If you give a man a fish, he has a fish now
Buy that 9th non running car your family is already disappointed and it's probably an investment
4:15 Don't take William's advice to heart
All I have I in here is a lunchable and a rocket engine
Underrated quote
Anybody that's helped move a hoarder knows that the saying "one man's trash is another man's treasure" is very subjective. But I did recently find an original Craftsman scroll saw in one person's garage... The box was covered in rat urine but the inside was in great shape!
How did i know it would be TheBackYardScientist that would ruin everything
I wish I had a piece of leftover convention bits
he's probably gone insane from all the itching because he doesn't wipe
A perfect William Osman 2 video
🔥🔥🔥 I’m never getting those 4 minutes back 😂🔥🔥🔥
2:40 the hoarder's prayer I tell you what !!
Don't let your dreams just be dreams. JUST DO IT!!!
*shoves livestock feed into a bean burrito*
*squishes bean and livestock feed burrito*
DO IT!!!
Cant wait for your testicular escapee to hear these fine words of wisdom!!! ❤❤❤
Going down down down and the flames went higher lol
I stumble back onto wiliam Osman and he appears to be living on a compound with the other inventors, I fear they are becoming supervillains and this is their lair
"I think there's something wrong with my brain"
Figured it out, anyway, ADHD calls, more to do, byyeeee!
the backdoor scientist is a menace
Always keep ham chunks in your pockets, to throw at the wild dogs that inevitably chase you because you have ham chunks in your pockets.
William is ever closer of becoming a Demon Prince
You can always have more debt, if you already have it no point not getting more!
i read the title as "He broke into my house" and i got very concerned for a second
I somehow knew who that person was even blurred lol
Never settle for half sick, always go full sick.
I love that Will is stuck between wanting to share everything and not... but also hearing him say the f- word sounds like an A.I. generated text-to-speech.
I think you need a William Osman 3 for videos like this.
Can someone please tell me where the fuck I have landed? There is chaos and dysfunction...and I love it!
Watching a man slowly turn into a horder
I have run multiple events before and have been told I do a really good job. But man does it take everything out of you and make you want to drink till you pass out for a week.
You gotta be passionate about the community you build and want to make it happen to consistently do it, which I definitely believe you are!
P.s. - Major tip if you somehow haven't received it yet by other people that run events. Start planning next year ASAP, most consistent event management teams usually start their planning for the next event about a month before they run their current event.
This channel is a nice documentation of William's slow deterioation, be it physical or mental
i love these goofy shorty videos
"Anything free is worth saving up for." Or is it four?
Lunchables and rocket engines... breakfast of champions
pro tip: if you wanna quit your job, don't give them any notice whatsoever. just don't go to work and block your boss on your phone. that's it, you just quit in the most stressless way possible :)
As someone who's managed an office. We call that you getting fired for no call/no ahow. If you already have another job, that's great. But if not, you're not getting a good review, and you're not collecting unemployment.
looks at thumbnail, "oh no, what did the backyard scientist do"
Fuckin called it
I want to see William and the boys try the gauntlet 500…
thank you for mentioning laundry I forgot about mine
Life advice: never piss
Love advice: end sex
This PSA was brought to you by David Solid of the Snake clan
that kid is gonna lose it in the future when they find out their dad was calling them a crotch goblin 💀💀💀
I'm on the toilet watching this.
I'm still gonna wipe at least once before my shower.