Max and George talk Ibiza fountain DRAMA and how max got cancelled at a premiere
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
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The tortoise bit had me in tears, the way Max jumped into it in such a delirious state. RIP George they took the wrong one
LMFAO
This ep was gold. Max confusing the Crips with the Capulets, calling Stanley Tucci Stanley Lucci, as well as George pushing Max to the his very wits end about his dead tortoise were some highlights
max saying 'maybe even cut that out' and then it making the edit makes me wonder what actually gets cut out 😂😂
George looks so fit in yellow
The german word for library is either Bücherei or Bibliothek, so Max was actually right with his translation
this pod always gets me in such a good mood for the week ahead
i wish george was real :(
Same 😭😭😭😭
is he not real?💀
@@7harrietii283unfortunately he’s only a CGI
@@m1schawhat a shame 😔
theyve got some good cgi tbf
Rest in peace George the tortoise you will be missed ❤
George really felt like messing with max in this one 💀
Please do an episode with Andrew🙏🏼
Tbf to George, George Clooney does live in sonning next to a pub and a theatre/bar. I used to work there and he’s lives right next to the theatre
look forward to sundays every week because of u too (u both look so good btw
This is the best part of my Sundays!
George you had me in stitches laughing for the hour, FINE AND FUNNY
this makes a sunday go bye so fast
GEORGE is so funny.....and MAX always has a story.....
max i beg u post the video of the woman
George would be such a good voice actor
Love you guys wet myself laughing every pod 😂
I cannot get over the way Max says "tortoise" lol
Love when max says “shut up” 😂
THE FITTIES ARE BACK
omg thank u sm for reading out my one (i’m madi btw who wrote about my mate’s obsession with max) ❤️❤️❤️ x
george laughing about george the tortoise reminds me of them laughing about plato
10:29 I'm so sorry that happened to you max that sounds awful 😢
Honestly devastated that George didn't elaborate on what happened to his pet I'm morbidly curious now
I think he talked about it before on here because I know? It was a wild little hamster and accidentally fatally injured itself by trying to climb to the upper level of it's crate instead of using the ramp
it’s leg got stuck in the cage and was repeatedly bashing its whole body off of the cage and they thought it was “running on its wheel” until they went downstairs to the cage in the morning and saw it stuck in the cage BUT ALIVE and then georges dad made it a splint for its leg and it survived for … less then 24 hours after
@@connieharrison6077 fantastic I am horrified thank you
i just know the fountain story is gonna b amazing
pls someone put the clip of max dying at the end in the sexy edit
Can't wait to hear the fountain story lmao
why is nobody talking about how weird max says 'tortoise' 😭
Library in German is ‘bibliothek’ and in French is ‘bibliothèque’ they both sound very similar, so max you were close.
r.i.p George the tortoise..
P.S library in German is actually ‘die Bibliothek‘ so well done Max 😘😘
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I bit my lip! 😂 I fucking love u 2 pmsl thankyou for making me laugh for a whole hour lol
As a fan of yours from ibiza seeing grace step into the fountain I knew what was abt to happen 💀
rip george, you were a real one
By Stanley Lucci did you mean Stanley Tucci?
george is fit
george is so funny i love him
I never got my apology from George :(
p.s max I’m very sorry and I do have edits of u I promise xxx
Please don’t think all scousers are like that ♥️♥️
rip George
I continuously am confounded by your unrefrigerated drink set up.
RIP George 🤧🤧🤧
Think there should be an ep where we all get to speed date George xx
Are the call in being cut off at the end or am I going crazy??
no cos i thought that it felt weird maybe they were too long ? im not sure
@@lucy_2511 I’m glad I’m not going crazy lol
Scaffolding - is a good word
35:05 is so funny
OMWw to make that edit max
When will these two get together.
Another post yessss 🎉❤
I love all of your podcasts but this one was hilarious 😂 also R.I.P GEORGE 🐢
Bibliotech besties Rip George 🐢
RIP George the Tortoise. He will be missed
Library in German is Bibliothek
Will the live show be recorded
wait for zippy to go and have tortoise shell shoulder pads xxx
JLS are doing a tour
R I p George the tortoise
2:21
Bibliothek is German ;)
Tbf Romeo and Juliet die in a crypt so Max was sort of right
Is George still learning Spanish or has he moved on to German?
rip george the turtle
Max looks like shrek
Bibliotech
Bibliotek? more like Max looks like Shrek!
rip george the tortoise
biblotech more like max's treck
Rip George the tortoise
and Max looks like Shrek x
Max looks like Shrek
biblioteque more like max looks like shreck.
George please reply to Lauren xox
rip George