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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- Four close man friends gather around to talk about getting naked for the toilet.
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01:02:05 - Getting Too High and Pooping
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“You weaponized the naked shitters” had me crying
Someone hit me a with a timestamp?
Gotta be around or a little passed 1:31:30
Bro ate too many edibles now he's talking to himself lmao.
@@sethbishop68901:13:23
Naked shitter convention they said lmao
Shout out to the guy who used telepathy to talk to all of us and he didn’t even blink a muscle
First time?
i love blinking all my muscles
blinker muscle time shall we
?
Charlie cannot let Jackson have anything lmfao
Naked shitting is insane though
Its good comedy
Good
The whole cast cant lmao but its funny
Usually it's Andrew
Charlie - “Jackson pick a number 1-12”
Jackson - “Ok but let me take my clothes off first”
These podcasts are so laid back and natural. I feel like I'm just eavesdropping on some friends shooting the breeze.
1:18:40 fucking legendary podcast moment
That part had me crying lmaoooo
Bro one of my favorite moments 💀
"let's wrap?" "Yeah" "Wait Jackson do you want to hear how you were right about pooping naked?" 1 1:12:58 17 minutes more of a conversation 😂😂😂
The shitting debate got pretty heated but ngl I don't think any debate can top the intensity of the AI one from a few months ago, that one was so chaotic and hilarious with everyone screaming into the mic simultaneously on top of their lungs
Was that the one where jackson was saying AI will turn into terminators or some shit? That debate had my sides hurting
lmao i remember that one, that episode still lives rent free in my head.
@@mylam658can you link the vid?
@@Edgazx Sure, but idk if it will show because sometimes yt hides links. If it doesn't show you it, you can just search "official podcast ai" and it will be the first to show up.
I think an important point that was missed with portable gaming is that you have MANY people that have invested in their game library through steam. I bought a steam deck and decided to buy another for my family because it has served us well! For those individuals that moved from console gaming to the computer and miss that console experience without the price tag of reinvesting for the exact games they own I think is a huge driving factor that sold so many to the steam deck.
you help me through my darkest times more than my flashlight thank you charlie
did you mean fleshlight
I'm with ya! These podcasts help ease my crippling anxiety everyday at work❤ much respect and i hope things get better for you 🙏
💖Wholesome 💖
@@Theetam0 prob
@@Theetam0 No, because a flashlight lights up the darkness of the dark times, but it could be a genius writing technique that creates a double meaning
The naked shitter arc is definitely one of my favorite ones of the Official Podcast
Last episode was one of my favourites, can’t wait to hear this legendary debate
In defense of jackson: When at home, I take off my pants to use the bathroom because they're annoying. I also tend to take my shirt off purely as a habit from being a kid. I was always told to keep my shirt up to keep it out of the way and not get anything on it, I got tired of homding it up so I started either just taking it off or one-arming it. Aside from that, my bathroom isn't air conditioned and I live in the most humid place in the continental us and it's always hot af so it helps. It's also just more comfy.
True
These voice mails at the end are so funny kaya please sprinkle them in for a debate it was freaking hilarious
Getting home from the gym and having a naked shit before hitting the shower is consistently one of the highlights of my day.
I love how confident Kaya is… especially when he has no idea about, and no experience about, what he’s talking about.
Charlie saying “I don’t like hearing that you do that” sent me 😂
Most honest reason people get pissed off about things that don’t affect them at all
I listened to this on Patreon and i gotta say im against Jackson on this one. Getting completely naked to shit reminds of how butters from south park pulls his pants completely down and lifts his shirt to take a piss 💀
Fr that made me uncomfortable I seen a Grown Ass Dude do it IRL and was embarrassed af
Agreed
I do that in the mcdonald's bathroom in the urinal
@@JackTheBunny THAT WAS YOU??
I once got completely naked to shit in preschool, forgot to put my shirt back on, then walked all the way back outside to recess before I realized I was shirtless.
Kaya coming in hot with the self-report early on. Although I can't say I'm surprised that he'd watch the Whatever podcast and think the guy hosting it is just saying reasonable, common sense takes.
17:00 missed great sneako joke their 😂😂😂
I was born in Brazil and that type of podcast they mentioned at the beginning is very popular there. Other Brazilians can confirm, Pânico an Rádio was a radio/podcast show that used the same formula as these new men vs women podcasts.
1:18:40 made me laugh so hard
That was me lol 😭
@@graycin3391 that was gold
@@graycin3391what made you sigh and also was that really the end of the voicemail? 😂
That was a golden moment. I think that might've been a plant to firmly dissuade people from the "naked shitters" camp and have others put a shirt on at least.
"we're so out of touch, it still sells"
Less than a minute later
"yeah, I bought that version too, might get the new one too"
I really needed this podcast right now, thank you guys
Man this is definitely a podcast episode. Please Official Podcast, make more podcast episodes.
hilarious....
now go go join the other 5000 people writing the same thing on other podcasts
This is my favorite episode yet. I love this
Andrew, i truly appreciate the FMA references!
Kaya is once again damned to be stuck in time, when will his crimes end
i was eating clam chowder when i got to the part where big K is talking about Brady zoning out while eating and I had to click back a minute or so to hear that part cuz I zoned out eating my soup lmao
This is an instant classic episode
The console/pc argument was so infuriating to listen to. It's kinda crazy that none of them were able to answer the question of "why can't they just sell beefy pcs for 500 bucks." They literally lose money on the sale of each console and depend on the sale of software to subsizide the cost.
Uh, Jerry springer did throw fists vs Dr evil, a very canonical episode.
charlie always uses the most peculiar, advanced vocabulary when elaborating on things and its hilarious 😭
Ban pornography, homosexuality, transgenderism, masturbation, and what children are exposed to should be important dress nicer and fancier and repent and worship the one true GOD JESUS CHRIST. If I had my way this country would be cleaned up and everyone would be at peace and happy because of all of these ideals.
hi daniel
I've been trying to remember Evergrace for so many years now. The song from the starting area still pops into my head sometimes.
When you realize youv'e outgrown the podcast. Cheers and GL fellas.
Jackson picked the guy with the best argument for his cause
I love Charlie's silence when everyone's talking console specs, Steam Deck and portable computers because, god, these guys had no idea what they were talking about. Low key painful.
I love that Kaya immediately leads with “I agree with the ridiculous alpha male podcasters” and “let’s talk about s3x pats”
He's right though
@@timer4164not the "divorce isn't real, abusive relationships shouldn't end" podcast supporter 💀
@@TheVideoIsLongEnough don't know whаt you're talking about dude
@@timer4164 the podcast kaya brings up you can go watch yourself and discover it's a treasure trove of psychotic bad takes
I love listening to people who don’t smoke weed talk about smoking weed
Still not as insufferable as listening to people who smoke weed talk about smoking weed.
Brady thinking he could be having a Winter Soldier episode while high is so fucking funny
the only way i can describe this podcast.
andrew is andrew.
jackson is jackson.
kaya is kaya.
charlie: 🧔🏻♀️
Truly debating the important things
Tears of the kingdom is 96 on meta critic AND 8.7 on user scores. Andrew was 100% correct on this one
In the Aussie land, Jackson stood apart,
Unconventional act, he did impart.
Naked defecation, his unique way,
Seeking control, vulnerability's sway.
With the shrink's guidance, insights unfurled,
Yearning for control, in a wild world.
Nakedness brought order, a paradoxical call,
Authenticity embraced, emotions enthrall ~ChatGPT~
Jackson is totally right. These debates are a decades old thing and it’s just a reformatting of this cultural clash of tropes. We just ignore or put to the sidelines that gender roles are constantly being challenged and pressured and people are constantly agitated. I could write an essay about it, but a prime example are tomboys. In the 80s or 90s, they finally became fairly acceptable, but before the 60s, women with short hair who didn’t wear skirts were almost shunned and barred from most places. Now a bunch of losers are talking about how we’ve gone too far and need to go back to that. But they’re just carrying a generational insecurity of a dying power structure. Rather than rationally dissect the distinct contemporary issues people face in their demographics, they want to blame every problem on not forcing weird gender roles, purposes, and functions on people like they are these programmed robots who serve this grand system-rather than their own self interest. We can discuss the shortcomings and insufficiencies of our social organization without taking away people’s agency and ability to define their own meaning. Because that’s what it all is. There is no absolute “truth” that encompasses and serves all humanity or all life. If we simply lived to procreate and pass down genes, why would we create so much in this world to represent who we are? Because it’s not just about survival, it’s about living, and no one gets to tell you how you live. Our meaning is our reason, and that is self-exclusive. No one can tell you what your reason is.
very intricate wording dedicated to talking about a toilet
cope
@@johnthegamerman404 is that really why you listen to four grown men discuss unaimed topics? Toilets? Well, I support your absurdity within reason but that’s not interesting to me.
@@jman809 what percentage cope?
@@jman809 Ironic coming from a person who can't cope with Attack on Titan's manga ending lmao touch grass
Never been eary to anything in my life until today
👂👁👄👁👂
eary👂
Same
So early can't spell no Ls
i’m at work rn and hadn’t tuned into their podcasts in a while so i decided to binge watch what i’ve missed, and coincidentally they just uploaded 😭
👂
Custody Clash is a fire name for a show and it wasn't properly acknowledged
bro this is the second instance of kaya, putting substances into peoples bodies for his own entertainment, its really not okay. (im refering to him giving a drunk jackson a glass of vodka instead of water). I find it kind of concerning.
You guys need to talk about Boogie vs WingsOfRedemption fight in the next podcast.
I would love to see Ethan Ralph fighting Boogie although Ethan would 101% run away and make excuses lol
team wingo
These podcast episodes sure are the best. We can't wait to see more of these.
yea still so fresh even tho theyve been goin 300 episodes thats a good podcast
I felt bad today for no explicable reason but getting to this on my playlist of videos to listen to ended up helping me a lot
This podcast really got me through a lot. Shout out to the boys and the cool community around them 🎉
i never ever get bored and i fall asleep to this so fast much love 💌
3/4 cams turned on for this one, not bad
Ya know when people are in grave shame, or denial of something, so they talk down on said thing vehemently to make everyone think they are not said thing? Almost obsessively, as if they can’t stop thinking about it? This is just an observation, but Kaya always brings up something every podcast, and each time I grow wearier of it..
don’t know if anyone else is getting what i’m putting down
So by that logic you must LOVE kaya right?
@@bishopspechulure9821 love em
Fuck yeah, Top Gear. I love that show with all my heart. That must be amazing to watch while high
Jesus! Its like every TH-camr uploaded a video this morning
I heard “cuck” so many times within 20 minutes it doesn’t sound like a word anymore
Fucked up in the crib watching The Official Podcast
Just glad I’m not the only one
Charlie and the others have a lot of great points about the red pill movement but at the Same time they ignore the the arguments entirely and don’t address how they’re right or wrong if you’re going to criticize at least point out how they are wrong instead of just laughing at them for the most part I agree with Charlie but I have zero respect for his approach to a lot of topics
I had a terrible night, this episode made me laugh so hard. 10/10
9:48 hearing Cr1TiKaL call Maury "That Murray Show"
jackson stands so still sometimes i think his camera is off lmao
It is off bozo
@@brandon9172that's Kaya
Isn't the Xbox not true 4k though? It's interpolated isn't it. I think Jackson's also heavily underestimating how optimized console ecosystems are to get the performance they have.
I did edibles with a coworker who smokes a lot before closing at work once. Worst experience of my life but it makes for a good story. Basically I learned what the attention span of a goldfish was, I couldn't focus for more than 10 seconds on anything (even the thought of thinking about focusing). Everything I saw was like it was in "theater mode" and I was sitting watching myself. Because I couldn't focus on making drinks (Starbucks) my coworker sent me to the back she'd take care of everything and honestly she was a godsend. It was like time was repeating, or tripled in length. I thought my 10 minute break was over within what was probably only 1-2 minutes, my anxiety was out of control, I was super stressed and panicking so I just drank water and tried to force vomit to clean my system. Sometimes if I'm having a bad day I think back to that knowing it could be worse.
your first mistake is do drugs on the job, don't take substances that put you out of commission when you have to do a job, ffs
negative rizz
That's just a normal day with ADHD. I can very much relate to trying to think about why I am the way I am, and 6 seconds later I am observing the way my body pushes into the bed.
What’s weird is, I was just thinking about this contentious debate
Been out of the loop for a bit and come back to an episode with Kaya swinging right at the beginning, whew!
I am convinced that everyone who thinks pooping naked is weird are people who have never pooped naked before. I can't believe Jackson is getting so much push back over being completely right
Kinda surprised that Evergrace was mentioned. It’s the first fromsoftware game I played as a kid and I loved it. The soundtrack is god tier.
The thing is, I own both the PS5 and Series X. The Series X has by far the best software functionality and features between the 2.
1:08:10 me rn listing to all your podcasts to distract myself from the blinkers I juts took
Sometimes, when i have diarrhea mid shit, sometimes, i have to take the full fit off. Jackson has a point fr
"has there ever been a cuck podcast?"
Buddy I'm watching it right now
Kaya is so calm damm even in intense
Saying socks are like handcuffs when you take a shit is wild 😂😂
Just finished this at 125 x 👍 much thanks
Portable PCs are s tier fellas. I built mine last year it's about as powerful as the series x and it cost me maybe $580. It's also literally smaller than a series x.
1:29:14 this man leans back on the toilet! That's gotta be the most disgustingly unhinged thing I've heard in my life! I clean my toilet regularly and the first thing to get dirty is always the lid. Its a biohazard after the first flush. That's like a nightmare! How could you lean back into piss and shit mist condensation and then lay in bed, or sit on your couch or in your car I'm having a mini panic attack just worrying that there are real life maniacs out there doing that. Every waiting room, uber, movie theater just everywhere 😰
Or even worse, they're naked and put a shirt on after 😱
Just trapping that shit in there 🤮
Lmao sounds like everyone but Charlie are newbies to weed.
bro the amount of channel baits and bots and half naked women pfps in the comments is actually crazy lmao
TH-cam apparently has no intention of fixing it either.
@@Soma_109 like many other companies
It’s way to expensive to counter bots and not profitable
@@markmunoz6324 a youtuber called thiojoe has made a python script that can identify and ban (if you use it with a channel mod or owner account) more than 95% of these low effort bots. It's not "expensive" or "hard". The issue is that bots are boosting their statistics, same as with Twitter and everybody else so they would harm their perceived value if they actually started to massively filter and ban the bots.
Shadowbanning actual humans is instead perfectly fine
@@marcogenovesi8570 but trying to keep up and with mass scale still can be expensive. Just because there is a fix currently does not mean it will last for long. Also businesses are like bureaucracies the bigger they are the more red tape there is
I love Andrew's FMA reference
“You’re weird for shitting naked, its so much extra wastes time. Anyways im gonna flush the toilet by karate kicking the flusher so I can avoid spending two seconds washing my hands”
Love how every topic ends with them talking about immortality .
I agree with Jackson
Going forward i think it makes a lot more sense for consoles to focus on portability, because any future generations are going to start approaching the point that you may as well just buy a PC anyway. They need to start working on a reason for people to buy any console over a PC, the same as Xbox currently need to find a reason for people to buy their console at all. Nintendo is practically the only company with a real USP left to it now.
It is already happening, the mobile market ocupy the biggest share in the global video game market.
the totk map is certainly not “the same” with different layers. it’s very different
Two banger episodes back to back. I don't shit naked unless it is a pre or post shower shit, and I won't do it otherwise. However I am actually on Jackson's side now. I think his argument is valid
For a man that fucked around with a drunk (same) guy who flashed his creditcard info, Kaya can be really sweet.
Good lad.
I’d like to hear more news about Plague Seeker. Maybe an animation??
Vita was amazing for emulation, loved it so much
Honestly there’s a lot of reasonings for shitting naked. These guy are surely disgruntled because they’ve never felt that special freedom 😊
that's what I'm saying
I thought a hypochondriac like Charlie would be worried about rogue shit particles getting on his clothes.
My buddy unironically dropped his naked shitting habits by accident years into having known him, by saying something to the effect of "I was putting my shirt back on when I realized the toilet was overflowing" and man did that open my eyes, I was just as dumbfounded as the rest of the boys
Microsoft is IRL following the premise of the south park episode of the console wars. 🤣🤣🤣
How do people say "The ending was great" IT JUST GOT POSTED 27 MINUTES?!
either joking or listened to it on patreon
probably sifted through looking for good parts cause they read the title and didnt actually watch the whole podcast or one dude in the comments said he watched it at 125x
Patreon shows the episode day before
@@reeboypicklejuice3558 I could believe it
@@u1hpme I never knew
God I love this podcast lmao
Kaya reminds me of that passive aggressive friend everyone ignores
33:53 Emulation is legal. Sony would throw a legal fit. The online functionality would be the biggest barrier.
I love Kaya's schizo rants so much, best part of the show tbh
Always one of them with a frozen cam lmao