The Official Podcast
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2020
- Four close man friends gather around to kill mosquitos.
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Timestamps:
00:01:33 - Movie Stuff
00:23:54 - Avatar The Last Airbender
00:28:34 - Big Mouth
00:36:26 - Genetically Modified Mosquitos
00:57:31 - Flight Sim
00:59:08 - Patron Questions
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Andrew: / huggbeestv
Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
Kaya: / kayaorsan
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Holy shit, an episode where no one is in frozen stasis!
Whenever Jacksons cam is not working they should use a long gif instead of a picture
Pretty common not gonna lie
@@kaishedan37 on loop for the entire podcast
Zed V when?
@Zed V noo, when tf did anyone ask lol
Kaya is a living mood ring.
Give me hate comments on my newest video
That mood ring is having mood swings
JOHN JOHN He didn’t say he’s a mood tho, he said he’s a mood ring cause he’s changing colors idiot
JOHN JOHN ah yes, the coveted Johnathan John.
@@EddieBurke had one in my highschool, crippled stoner
From a world renowned author to a actor that was in the hit movie “hunger games” to a winner in the national callmecarson gameshow, what can we do when Charlie takes over every job in the world?
Did he win that?
@@justthomas2488 yes
Women are loud
@@bulletsandmilk1985 james charles
Aye do you guys mind listening to my latest songs?
Sometimes they just have this moment where they all just stop talking for 5 seconds. It always makes me smile for some reason.
It always think theres something wrong with my headphones or phone died
@@firstlast4688 same
Whats your pfp from?
All of them: look pretty normal
Charlie: *you want some bread and wine*
Charlie: remembered that time I died and came back 3 days later
Charlie: you guys wana go kill Sharon Tate?
“Woman are loud” - Charlie 2020
@@RunKirbyRun tf is that enchantment table language
@@s_369 I see you're a Carson fan
The Avatar rumor was that the Netflix producers wanted to make the remake darker in the tone of Game of Thrones, but it was confirmed by the original creators to be a myth. The reason the original creators left was because they had very little creative freedom on writing it.
Next Episode: Jesus brings familyman Vin Diesel on the show.
@Dayton Crandlemire I don’t understand wat this reply means
Lol
@@objectifymutahar1869 you wouldnt understand family bro. Granny shiftin double clutchin. You neva had me. You neva had your car. You neva had family.
Plzz. I'll do anything....🤦♂️
God don't bring retarded Jesus comments to the podcast comments
The mosquitos don’t care about their babies. They lay their eggs in a puddle and go. Scientists have determined that mosquitos don’t benefit anyone and they don’t eat any other insects that’s population will explode without them. No animals that eat mosquitos exclusively eat them. Furthermore animals that eat them as part of their diet would be better off eating other things as far as a caloric cost/benefit goes. They also do some pollination but there is no plant they are the exclusive pollinator for and other insects do it much better.
They’ve been researching this for a long long time and normally I wouldn’t be in support of genocide but in this case I think it’s justified. Mosquitos are responsible for so much sickness and death worldwide. Malaria, zika, West Nile virus and dengue just to name a few. Over a million people die every year because of them, I think they’re asking for it. What else would get away with killing a million of us every year and not be eradicated? Not to mention the shrunken head babies born to mothers that had Zika while pregnant, that alone means they need to go.
Just if anyone reads this do your own research before you sign a petition asking the government to save mosquitos. People are actually trying to stop this because I know we are supposed to love and save all wildlife. I think this is the exception, like diseases that we eradicate. They got to go
Wasps are actually very important, they eat insects. That’s what is so critical about them is they keep the numbers of other insects down or else those numbers would explode. They also do some pollination much more and better than mosquitos. Wasps only attack you if you’re by the nest or if you mess with them. Mosquitos bite you to survive. Fuck them
As someone who lives in a mosquito heavy area (florida) I gotta ask does this apply to everywhere or just certain regions? If so, someone please eradicate those little shits.
K
Where's the fire nation when you need it?
Mosquitos are the deadliest living creature in existance... i say yeet um.
''if mosquitoes went extinct: Mosquito larvae are very important in aquatic ecology. Many other insects and small fish feed on them and the loss of that food source would cause their numbers to decline as well. Anything that feeds on them, such as game fish, raptorial birds, etc. would in turn suffer too. Mosquitoes can be wiped out but the ecological damage that would be necessary (draining swamps/wetlands, applying pesticides over wide areas), along with strict regulatory enforcement, would make eradication not worth it unless there was a very serious public health emergency.''
Mosquitoes avoid Charlie because he has no blood. It's just gamer gunk.
it's a mix of disel and gfuel
itai lmao
I love how at 1:06:01 after talking about Kaya’s girlfriend she comes into frame and slowly closes the door
lol
Jackson, the mosquito apologist.
“Woman Are Loud”- Charlie
Is that true? Why's my wife so quiet in bed then
It's true though
Is that true? Why's my wife so quiet on the floor then?
@@jacksoncarter2881 Yeah she's been in the bathroom for about a good three days, I don't know what shes doing
Im just confused why my mom is putting sugar in her nose. I dont understand, whats so nice about putting sugar in your nose????
Related to Avatar, what people forget is that the legend of korra was also done by the same creators. Honestly I'm more hopeful for the netflix adaptation now that they're not connected to it.
Them: Talking about what bugs to keep
Me: You’re forgetting the roly polies
At exactly 47:50 you can see kaya has another human being in his general presence, way to go kaya for learning how to tolerate them and form some sort of relationship with them, this is a step in the right direction and i have high hopes for his future
Jackson is an emotionally traumatized female mosquito confirmed
andrew started off as beeing the most hated and now he is the most beloved of the 4, truly one of the greatest anime arcs ever
The only intro I would ever listen to consistently. I just love the beat mane.
The last time I was this early for any Culling I had to pay for battle royale matches
The ending of Arkham Knight leads perfectly to a Batman Beyond game.
why is kaya's skin going like caramelldansen
Linus slapped him in the face with some RGB
It’s just Turkish radiation in the air
@Ellis Dee is it?
Can we get a certified gamer to confirm this?
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@@mohand.7798 yes it is
My dog bobs his head to this intro
That's awesome lol
Your dog might have a case of idiophatic head tremor
@@s_369 lol he only does it to music
“If bees disappear we’re all fucked” - Albert Einstein
Clicks on Genetically Modified Mosquito hears the word Pedophilia
Clicks on fight sim the word again
@@AvidDreams yea that shits pretty annoying i saw iy on a bunch of drawing videosthe other day too
GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY NEWEST HATE VIDEO, NOW!
Hears
@@sugnoma667 oof
The title sounds like something from Hunter x Hunter
Not wrong
@Tim Batman I know, IT is a really gay film. I honestly prefer the older versions of the film
Charlie's podcasts are so wholesome
Emmmmmm
I like Kayas reimagining of avatar they should hire him
Avatar in any form is disgusting
@@PatrickM-nw3ss You're free to think that.
Andrew: Let's switch topics away from negative topics
5 seconds later
Charlie: So do you think they use Big Mouth to catch pedofiles?
Why does Kaya look like he used one of the super stars from the Mario games
Jackson going full Pleakley like "protect the mosquitos!"
That clap sink was impeccable
Hey Andrew, that's really cool that you're getting good at cooking. Keep at it
Congrats on winning the game show charlie!
Starting school at the 22 best highschool in the nation, this has been great background noise for the massive amount of homework I have. Thanks you guys
Good luck with all of that. Hope you get through it.
@@noblesseoblige1076 Thanks man
Great epi as always
Ah yes your cerebral cortex must be enlarged
This is where the fun begins.
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The mosquito thing reminds me about the idea (not sure if they did this) of introducing a parasitic wasp to kill emerald ash borers in Canada. They apparently would only target the emerald ash borers, but I don't see it that way in the long run...
21:00 that scene *was* awesome
The thought of children using golf clubs to beat toads. LMFAO jeezus
What we really need to cull is The Culling 2
the only podcast i listen to funny as hell
Jackson fails to realize that half of all the human deaths to have ever occurred were caused by mosquitos.
That’s not true, there is no credible proof, its just some weird guess. The half thing was only in the 1900’s and for that to be the case everybody had to get it at least once. The real number is closer to 5%
@@mooseking7545 and 5% of all humanity is still 5 billion people.
@@mooseking7545 However, I will not concede and try my best to find the correct answer using mathematics. Since death rates from Malaria Rank up to 1 million deaths per year, and if we localize to Continental Africa, With a population of 1.2 Billion and 230 Million cases. We can say that for every 1 Billion people, 200 Million will catch Malaria in the year. This means that for every 1000 people, roughly 200 people will get Malaria. Furthermore, with the lack of Health Care, we can also say 200 of the 200 people will probably die.
For simplicity's sake, let us say that out of 1000 people, 200 people will die from Malaria-related deaths on average. So now that we got our numbers, how many people lived that long ago. Humans have existed for 300 Thousand years, and 200 Thousand of those years happened within Africa. We only started heading for Europe 100 Thousand years ago. So we can safely assume that for 200 Thousand years of human history, we were at the highest possible risk for Malaria and other mosquito-related diseases. Especially with the lack of proper clothing.
Moreover, the Human population back then was likely ranging from 100,000 individuals to 300,000 people. So with our crude rule, we can say that 1/5 of these numbers died from Malaria on average. So let us use the Number 200K (right in the middle) to get a vague estimate. So on average, out of the 200,000 individuals, 40,000 died from Malaria annually. So after a span of 200 Thousand years, we can safely assume that roughly 8 Billion people have died from Malaria alone. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.
Man Charlie you were quite the game show contestant
"Women are loud"
There greatest crossover event in history
Those 5 lines of dialogue was definitely the peak of the show
Yes....this is what we need!!!
jackson is actually moving... must be a paid actor
Best episode of the month
I have tens of mosquito bites on me rn and this made me itch veryvery bad
11:00 bruh I was just talking about this w my friend yesterday
The official podcast is the best podcast.
Actually its the only podcast
No others exist
You mean the board burgers podcast?
It’s because it’s official
hey charlie i just got the old wiring harness off my ls time to integrate it into gmt400
Lol Charlie ate his words about Elden ring so hard lol.
Kaya's out here flexing his gaming keyboard.
The Borneo parachuting cats story in is a good example of unintended consequences. I don’t think we could wipe out an insect or species without expecting some kind of ramifications
jacksons face is back!!
Andrew: "Kaya just wants hitler 2.0"
i believe it.
5:45 thats wat i do with my phone i did it with movies and yt videos
i have dose this technique for so many fliping years
Andrews description of mosquito men sounds a lot like Buzzwole
0:07 hey that’s my name
the mosquito topic reminded me of a certain uzumaki chapter
00:35:54 notice the colour matching the actions of Kaya
"Do 🪳 have nipples?" I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life😂 it came outta nowhere 🤣
Episode 195 and I still can't get enough of that intro
Ah yes I can’t wait for your next installment in this saga
@@ZtDizzzy
Oh you're the guy from two weeks ago haha
I don't know what to tell you man I really dig the intro
Nani
@@OrthodoxVar ?
Great video
Mosquitoes are just little vampires that come out at sunset and ravage the night until morning.
I have O blood, I’d do anything to get rid of mosquitoes
omg they have all cams working
I think the movie Jackson is referring to when mentioning Rami Malek is Night at the Museum.
That advertisment patent was actually sonys for playstation interactive ads where there would be a mcdonalds ad and you'd say "I love mcdonalds" to get rid of it
No ad this time ? Nice!
The xbox kinect is still used for full body tracking for vr
Why does Kaya look like he has the Super Star item from Mario the entire time?
When big mouth came out i had multiple friends who recommended it to me and thought it was hilarious. Keep in mind we were all around 14 to 15. I watched a few episodes of it and ended up stopping because it just weirded me out way too much lol.
Favorite podcast:)
I'm pretty sure these guys are gonna sacrifice a child for the next podcast
A no add podcast, impressive!
I'm a fairly recent subscriber. I didnt know the podcast was a thing. Im happy it is. Thank you
I saw Tenet last night. It was great.
"If you want to keep listening to the podcast, do a thumbs-up."
*Me:* _does a thumbs-up_
Damn I'm super close to catching up with this podcast
*imagine being a mosquito apologist*
I want to see Kayas setup
i wonder if kaya ever got his drink..
Both Japan and China have done exactly that thing about spreading disease ridden insects and pests.
32:25 Italian Stallion was also Ricky's nickname in the films. I assumed it was a reference to that as more people are familiar with that than the porn film.
i haven't watched this in a while because i was embarrassed why do i do that to myself damn it but the holy reccommended algorithm brought it back to me 5 weeks before the 200th episode
The king arthor movie they're talking about basically had VATS lol
52:08 my snake noodle took that personally and so did I
Bumblebees (lat. Bombus) are the cutest little bugs!! They are fuzzy and round and they will stay on your hand for a while to rest and chill and you can softly pet them and they don't mind!! They are my favourite bugs and I am getting emotional over them
Sadly they are endangered :(
You guys should totally try d&d
52:18 Yo Andrew, I'm pretty sure snake venom is used in some medicines, so we definetely should not genocide them.
I can't believe no one brought this up, it's even on the pharmacy logo with the snake coiling around a cup.
I'm only joining the patreon if the boys have a food wars marathon
I wonder what Kaya thinks about "the Dragon Prince", one of the writers from Avatar wrote it.
46:15 I think it's most likely your blood type they can smell it or something. I think I heard about this somewhere can't remember where.
Eyy Jackson back
when kaya's face turns green his hulk and the turns into thanos when his purple.
First time one of them aren’t frozen
Bruh the mosquito thing is just the krogan from mass effect all over again
Lmao mosquito men makes me think of a bad 60's sci-fi film
The fly?
@@ZtDizzzy that might be it i think i seen something rediculous like thst on tv when i was a kid
Petition to bring familyman VinDiesel to the show!
penguinz0 looks like when you randomize the video game character customization