you forgot to put the best quote of all time!!! :( "I'm a person, Bret's a person, you're a person, that person over there is a person, and every person deserves to be treated..........like a person." that one really made me laugh XD
"Yeah, well she's got 2 jobs- she's a pastry chef and a sniper" I don't know why, but this easily got the biggest laugh out of me and became my favourite in the entire show.
I love the "Sandwich hit my face" clip. The throwing-of-the-hair-gel-tub clip in series two is reminiscent of this. Ah, this video tickled me, I love The Conchords.
You left out the best part of the "Fleetwood Mac situation" quote: Murray: "Mind you, they did make some of their best music then." Bret: "Rumors." Murray: "No. That's all true."
i love jemaine as david bowie lmao "oh the media monkeys and their junky junkies will invite you to the plastic pantomime, throw their invites away" im so gona find a way to use that in a normal conversation lmao
This is one of the funniest shows in the history of television. Fact. BOYS: Go to Tibet or something, get your groove back, and come back better than ever. Please?
I love the way there are a whole bunch of little New Zealand/British (because they are the same here) colloquialisms. Reminds me that this is a truly global show.
What a hilarious compilation! This show is just incredibly funny and if they had a Yoko Ono situation, that would truly suck. Bret you're such a sex bomb. Jemaine your sideburns are unforgettable. And Murray, well you're Murray. Gotta love these guys!
"i don't think you should do it, man. you're too easily offended."
"i can't believe you just said that."
One of the best shows of all time.
I like the posters in Murray's office. "New Zealand, Better than Old Zealand" . . .
David Heath
"New Zealand : why not ?"
"Don't expect too much and you'll love it"
zealand is a cool hip rebranding of sealand. mind blown.
New Zealand... Rocks.
Murray: We shouldn't even be arguing in front of the map.
Jermaine: ( bows head) yeah, right.
Lol
In certain areas, yuss. In other areas, also yuss.
hahahaaha classic
"yis"
Talking stove gets me every time.
This whole show is a quotable.
Flute of the commodores
Face Manguy best line in the whole series
"Has your suit snugged up a bit?"
"In certain areas, yes. In other areas, also yes." LMAO.
I like these quotes more in the situation. Its a lot funnier to see the whole scene than just a quick line
Yeah, best use for this video is to download and pull clips from.
6:17
"Aw Muray, you wouldn't swear at us."
"...Go fuck yourself, Bret!"
Lmao, fucking classic.
lol, i can't decide who gets the better lines between Murray or Jemaine. so hilarious
"I"m having acid reflux".... LMAO! I love them so much.
Great video!
"You're pretty much the most disliked race in this whole country"
"What..what about black people?"
"They don't like you either"
Best...line...ever
what race is he, I thought he’s white?
@@orange_leaf4913 he's a new zealender
@@orange_leaf4913Jemaine isn’t white, he’s Māori.
@@walterzamalis4846 he's lookin white but was raised by Māori mum
Edit: I guess this is still true
you forgot to put the best quote of all time!!! :( "I'm a person, Bret's a person, you're a person, that person over there is a person, and every person deserves to be treated..........like a person." that one really made me laugh XD
xvgm24 i love that quote
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who ever put this up has highlighted the BEST quotes in most of the episodes!! Love it.
What about:
They're like
"wheas the cah?"
and we're like
"wheas the cah?"
He does say "what" a lot.
Wear the eye patch brett, wear the funky funky eye patch
i love the "eyepatch part", the moves, the voice. great :)
I love how proud Murray looks when he says
"Jermaine. You look like an orge that works in a library".
you put the 'girls and spaghetti' clip in, that's my favourite quote from the first series!
"Yeah, well she's got 2 jobs- she's a pastry chef and a sniper"
I don't know why, but this easily got the biggest laugh out of me and became my favourite in the entire show.
2:36 when bret throws the sandwich at jemaine, the "OH HEEAA" from murray. :)
Well he'd never seen such bad behavior in one of his meetings
The talking stove is BEST!
"you're basically the most disliked race in the country"
what.. what about black people?
"They don't like you either"
"rahhh, let's make a cake!"
This show has brought me so much joy
I love the "Sandwich hit my face" clip. The throwing-of-the-hair-gel-tub clip in series two is reminiscent of this.
Ah, this video tickled me, I love The Conchords.
I wish more people knew about this show, but then again I don't because then a bunch of people would start ridiculing it for no reason.
"I think I heard you in the bathroom afterwards being a little bit bulimic"
MAYBE HE DID! MAYBE HE DIDN'T! WHAT DID HE MAYBE DO?
OMG I loved this. Thanks for putting this up!
FOTC (and Demetri Martin) FTW!
these scenes are perfect choosen =) LOVE FOTC
Damn, all of these are brilliant. Thanks for uploading
3:07 here, eat this...whose eating. .priceless:)
thanks man, love this show. .
34 Australians thumbs-downed this vid
+Unice Fidiots Australian's love this show though
"The girls love us, we're like Wham!"
the talking stove was my all time favorite scene from the whole series
I always burst out laughing, when the talking stove says: "Let's make a cake" xD xD XD
"you're too easily offended" "i can't believe you just said that"
Hahaha when he talks about Judy Bailey giving him a hicky at school, why it's funny is becuase Judy Bailey used to be a news presenter on NZ tv
"It sounds good, but it _is,_ good." Love that one
You left out the best part of the "Fleetwood Mac situation" quote:
Murray: "Mind you, they did make some of their best music then."
Bret: "Rumors."
Murray: "No. That's all true."
He does look like an ogre that works at the library xD
@magwaaf
That's Eugene Mirman. He's Bret and Jemaine's landlord, who keeps annoying them about rent but also barges in at the randomest times.
this was moderately pleasurable
LMAO!! I love it! "It's Business time", and it's David Bowie from...
emacat1215 damn I am replying to an eleven year old message, emacat1215 are you even still alive?
“Your so hot your making me sexist, bitch” that might be the best line ever said.
"Yeah, she's got two jobs: she's a pastry chef and a sniper!" xD
OMG I LOVE THIS
i love jemaine as david bowie lmao "oh the media monkeys and their junky junkies will invite you to the plastic pantomime, throw their invites away" im so gona find a way to use that in a normal conversation lmao
This was my me and my sisters favorite show years ago and we still do the talking oven thing. "lets make a cake" nom nom nom
"It's not a biscuit!!"
This is one of the funniest shows in the history of television. Fact. BOYS: Go to Tibet or something, get your groove back, and come back better than ever. Please?
"...she's got two jobs, she's a pastry chef and a sniper."
OMG heka funny!!
My favorite is "You'd have to be deaf to hear that."
best one of the quotes
This video is flippin' awesome
2:06-brincando com o sotaque: murray-"he maybe did"-dead-
arj -"he may be did or may be didn't...are you fucking with me?"
Considering that there isn't too much good new music or film these days, these guys are double genius.
"You look like an ogre that works in the library." I felt that one 14 years later and I wasn't even the target.
"oh flupp"
I need to find the footage of the tour, when they're in the car, talking about the bus on the list haha
Is doug Gale from breaking bad?!
I think you mean, is Gale Doug from from Flight of the Conchords.
I love the way there are a whole bunch of little New Zealand/British (because they are the same here) colloquialisms. Reminds me that this is a truly global show.
Jemaine Clement is like a mix between Trigger and Boycie from Only Fools and Horses
Talking stove - classic!!
"Lets make a cake". Lol!
hehe awesome video!!! make me laugh all the way through!
its the "leggy blonde" song - look that up and you might find the episode
What a hilarious compilation! This show is just incredibly funny and if they had a Yoko Ono situation, that would truly suck. Bret you're such a sex bomb. Jemaine your sideburns are unforgettable. And Murray, well you're Murray. Gotta love these guys!
hahaha "you love the talking stove.... 'ah, let's bake a cake'" and "We shouldn't even be arguing in front of the map... it's not right" got me.
@YouCanChangeFate They're the 4th best flute-based Commodores tribute act in New Zealand
Flute of the commodores is really a great band
Aw very rock&roll Brett.
This video is flupping awesome.
i must have just adjusted the seat then....hahaa
Bret, im doing all the work in this conversation.
taking all of these lines out of context makes it so much funnier!
best show on TV rite now
That casual prince joke is amazing to me.
Prince if he was just going to the zoo or the supermarket... Casual prince.
"get out, I'm having an Acid Reflexe
You're too easily offended.
I can't believe you just said that!
2:39 is from season 1 ep. 8 "Girlfriends"...awesome episode containing the song Foux da Fa Fa (and with the HOT blonde girl in it!)
I love the talking oven
he was in the last episode of the first season.
Cheer Up Bret, Things will work out, aggghhhh Lets Make A Cake.
BAHAHAHAAHA Love the Talking Stove!
"I don't think you should do it, you're too easily offended."
"I can't believe you just said that!" LOL
I LOVE THE TALKING STOVE
i realized that as i watched more of the video. thanks though. =D
Yeah, lol. Both are awesome shows! xD
I didn't know Demetri Martin guest-starred on this show!! I gotta see that episode...
"So is it a keyboard or a guitar?"
"Exactly..."
Thank you , great vid!
@geekusa201 GeekUSA is an incredible song from an incredible album.
Ha love it! Shouldn't argue in front of the map!
"She's got two jobs, she's a pastry chef and a sniper"
love fotc
Matilde Rudolph yeap
Jemaine is a great david bowie!lol this is my favourite box! XD!
You love the talking stove.
What episode is demetri martin in??!!
I love him!