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  • @Mootacoo
    @Mootacoo  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    That's Liberty's latest!
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  • @emojothejojo
    @emojothejojo 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +335

    This is their Vanguard force.

    • @PIGEON5265
      @PIGEON5265 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      This might sounds undemocratic but i agree. They are too weak conaidering the techs they have right now. They are not using it to their full potential!

    • @TheHouseAlwaysWins123
      @TheHouseAlwaysWins123 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      I agree lol. I know that the faction is only a few hours old but they don’t have a lot of their other leaked units
      so yeah I expect this to escalate lmao

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Knowing what happened with the bots... yeah

    • @Subject-106
      @Subject-106 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Remember, they've only besieged one planet.
      They're going to pop up like dormant AIDS across a lot of planets once we either win or lose the current MO.

    • @gurrenlaggan8091
      @gurrenlaggan8091 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      This is their VANGUARD?! I sure hope not!

  • @richardhale721
    @richardhale721 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +164

    -This is J4. Calypso has is under heavy assault. I have been overrun. The Liberty-forsaken squids turned the citizens into mindless, undemocratic abominations.-
    -They tore our squad up on landing. Nearly ripped my leg off; barely managed to crawl away to report in. I lost contact with the destroyers an hour ago.-
    -Liberty protect me. They’re outside the bunker waiting for me. Those squids and their new servants.-
    -If anyone can hear this transmission pass my coordinates to the Super Destroyer Song of Patriotism. Have them send an Eagle with a bunker buster.-
    -May you have better luck Helldivers. I failed Super Earth and Calypso-
    Transmission blocked by Ministry of a Truth. All is fine on Calypso. Military exercises are in effect.

    • @halothere6995
      @halothere6995 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Oh no not a special military operation!

    • @Silkyfin_
      @Silkyfin_ 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Godspeed soldier

    • @brownbearboxproductions3458
      @brownbearboxproductions3458 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      not so special! Horrifying!

    • @almabora405
      @almabora405 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      thank liberty everything is fine on calypso, i been getting worried!

    • @Infrared-nyne
      @Infrared-nyne 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I really hope that brave soldier is alive. I wonder what happened to him 🥺

  • @adolfomocerino1957
    @adolfomocerino1957 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Im in school and missed the whole planet liberation... What luck...
    But when I come back I'll make sushi, Helldivers dinner is on me.

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      no you didn't, this is a 3 day event

  • @Hadfield15
    @Hadfield15 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

    Helldivers is back on the menu! So is Calamari!

  • @Artificial-intelligent-gamer
    @Artificial-intelligent-gamer 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    I blame that illuminari cult for this.

    • @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2
      @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I blame the initiates of the first war. super earth

    • @Ayzay44
      @Ayzay44 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2 TRAITOR SPOTTED!!!

    • @owlbearings2151
      @owlbearings2151 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2that sounds a bit like treason

    • @Noah-j3x4n
      @Noah-j3x4n 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2Congratulations, you’re now a professional wall inspector, now turn around and stare into that wall.

  • @patrik9328
    @patrik9328 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    "Footage of waterboarding Squirrel goes viral"
    Helldivers waterboarded Squirrel girl lmao

  • @bepsi3851
    @bepsi3851 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    THEY’RE EVERYWHERE OH GOD
    SO MANY INNOCENTS TRANSMUTATED
    THE TRIPODS ARE DESTRUCTIVE

  • @rafaelserrano797
    @rafaelserrano797 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    SES Custodian of Humanity. This is R4 squad has been MIA since landfall, ammo is low, stims are gone. I am currently overrun and outnumbered lock on my coordinates and level it with the 380s Calipso STANDS!

  • @Blumpkinthehobbit
    @Blumpkinthehobbit วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:47 “footage of waterboarding squirrel goes viral”

  • @teddyduck2251
    @teddyduck2251 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    it was just a tiny scouting force we defeated! The Real Army has come! RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!

    • @MichaelThomas-q3m
      @MichaelThomas-q3m 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      How large thou I mean the ones we dealing with are very big and strong then the ones we faced during the first galactic war

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Indeed
      MASSIVE GRAVITATIONAL DISTURBANCES ARE COMING FROM MERIDIA!
      get EVERYONE READY

    • @башарал
      @башарал 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      yes democracy officer, this one here

    • @MichaelThomas-q3m
      @MichaelThomas-q3m 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@башарал hello follow democracy officer how can I help you

  • @dreadnaughtvcn6932
    @dreadnaughtvcn6932 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Squids are here for our Budder! Liberty protect us!

    • @d-bomb17
      @d-bomb17 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Holy shit what a deep cut

    • @seanduncan8007
      @seanduncan8007 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@d-bomb17 I haven't even thought of sky in years, deep as hell lol

  • @Ibeathalo_2
    @Ibeathalo_2 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    What’s worse is that the automatons are close to super earth

  • @Sturmtruppe935
    @Sturmtruppe935 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    The 115th Blitz Assault Battalion is holding the line until other factions arrive to reinforce defenses!

    • @spiderz5145
      @spiderz5145 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      The SEAF 776th Elite Specialist Regiment is holding the line the best we can, best of luck Blitzers!
      (Made my own modded SEAF larping faction lol).

    • @kylebowersox3826
      @kylebowersox3826 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The Prophet of Justice will respond and reinforce the front. We are packing throwing knives, arc-throwers, and blitzers to back up all helldivers.

    • @pfeifferistvan5272
      @pfeifferistvan5272 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      1st Wardiver Division holding D7 and Nearby sectors to save the civillians

    • @kevinflaherty1
      @kevinflaherty1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You LARPers are so corny holy shit

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This is p21
      I got Reinforcements from the elites coming in 12 hours
      Just hold on a bit longer

  • @VAbloodlustMP
    @VAbloodlustMP 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Plasma weapons work well on the staffed illuminate. Fire is amazing on the cannon fodder!

    • @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2
      @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I hope they modify the electric conduit passive to also either protect against the lasers OR at least make us resistant or even immune to the stun effect (the electric effects like OS and grenades etc). Imagine dropping it in, running between the dumbfounded beasts and executing them up close. Metal.

  • @boy50
    @boy50 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is just their scouting battalion. We yet to see their high councils to come into play. Damn...

  • @phntmloona2843
    @phntmloona2843 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I did not expect this! The tripods are terrifying! The tripods laser seems a bit overpowered but still it’s new content!
    Also I’m guessing there will be a song about the illuminate’s return sometime soon?

    • @Mootacoo
      @Mootacoo  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Brainstorming ideas already!

    • @michaelroy7754
      @michaelroy7754 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thibk they're just right. Squish are ancient advanced aliens it should feel like the covalent on halo where humans has major tech disadvantage

    • @heroaaron800
      @heroaaron800 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I’ve played a little with the Illuminate and the tripod laser can be easily dodged

    • @phntmloona2843
      @phntmloona2843 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ Yeah. It just seems a bit strong but I don’t know

    • @oOVeryfluffyOo
      @oOVeryfluffyOo 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      you need steady aim. his eye is its weakspot. as soon as its shield is down its easy prey even whit a liberator

  • @Mal0Imperzia
    @Mal0Imperzia 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    17th Draupnirian Rangers here, currently fighting in Calypso, HEAVY CASUALTIES!

    • @kylebowersox3826
      @kylebowersox3826 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The Prophet of Justice is ready to serve and protect all those that are fighting the squids.

    • @pfeifferistvan5272
      @pfeifferistvan5272 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      1st Wardiver Division Cadet, Adonis Exenis Nornucturnis reporting! in D7 Sector in Calypso we facing a Danger Level 11 Infestion by The Illuminate. If they outnumber us in a Danger Level 1 zones with 1/10K ratio. A dare to say the D7 Zone with Danger Level 11 is facing casualties. In fact the situation in D7 is 2000 times worse and escalating further. In D7 sector people spotted a Automaton Heavy Strider looking Vehicles mass deployed infused with Illuminate tech.
      While we having this conversation In D7 sector i'm the only alive personnel so far. No survivors found yet.

    • @pfeifferistvan5272
      @pfeifferistvan5272 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Meanwhile whe chatted i got a report of DSS Service disruption and our Intelligence Agents reported some mind control related syspthoms on personnel of the DSS. I REPEAT!! POTENTIAL ILLUMINATE MIND CONTROL APPLIES ON THE DSS CREW! I POST MORE INFO AS SOON WE GET MORE INFORMATION!

  • @Noah-j3x4n
    @Noah-j3x4n 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    LOOKS LIKE CALAMARI IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!

  • @elalien57
    @elalien57 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    General brasch exterminated the iluminate with just a peacemaker
    Then he pulled the trigger

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is helldiver P21 representative of the alliance of harmony and super earth
    We are under MAJOR assault here!
    WE NEED BACKUP ASAP!

  • @ciaranartorias264
    @ciaranartorias264 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Note that the arc thrower performs poorly v the flying ones as it seems not to track their hovering, clears out the hordes well though

  • @libzbond
    @libzbond 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    *THEY ARE SO BACK!!!1111!!!*

  • @SirAnthony63
    @SirAnthony63 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    HELLDIVERS is about to go viral 😂

  • @Ministry_of_Truth2184
    @Ministry_of_Truth2184 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The Ministry of Truth approves this message

  • @casartherandom3010
    @casartherandom3010 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    More will come.

  • @bread3039
    @bread3039 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    DEAR SWEET LIBERTY

  • @teddyduck2251
    @teddyduck2251 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    they're back! Run for your lives!

  • @noodlez7101
    @noodlez7101 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    “and have already killed many of the intolerant squid-like terrorists while taking minimal casualties.”
    lol they already know how easy difficulty 10 is against them (at the moment) compared to the other factions.

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      calypso is at 80% mission success rate (a historic low for a MO planet, its rarely lower than 90%) so youre just a god gamer i guess

    • @letsplaygaming714
      @letsplaygaming714 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ExValeFor I think this is joel interfering. Of course they know that everbody will try the new content, so they made it harder for us to win.

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@letsplaygaming714 joel cant interfere with defense campaigns. He doesnt actually have the ability to go into games and change things, that's an urban legend. Calypso will probably still be done quite a few hours before the timeout, mind you - but it's downright stupid to claim they are 'easy'

    • @bbbbende
      @bbbbende 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ExValeFor I'd call it easy - especially compared to bots. Just takes a few matches to learn their attack patterns and how to counter them. Their striders are about as tanky as a bile titan - just more inconsistent with weakpoints, so one hit kills are rare.
      Pretty much everything dies to medium penetration though, even the striders if you put in enough bullets inbetween the joints.

  • @wolfe.rus.gaming8678
    @wolfe.rus.gaming8678 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is Scottzip 'call sing Sotvier' of the SES Wings of starlight ready to begin the fight, to all Helldivers call upon yourselves, do you stand with me into fires of hell against the corrupt squid face hinge heads, to defend earth and her colonies?

  • @4esterNightLive
    @4esterNightLive 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    When?

    • @bradleyrutledge
      @bradleyrutledge 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Now

    • @themarlboromandalorian
      @themarlboromandalorian 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Right now.
      Right frigging now.

    • @MitchE-3075
      @MitchE-3075 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@themarlboromandalorian As in right now?

  • @Redguns4life
    @Redguns4life 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Tell the squids to put up an actual fight in their next invasion.
    Otherwise they're going to be even easier than Terminids at this point.

  • @viniciusdasilva7052
    @viniciusdasilva7052 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Good video👍

  • @Aizen_Sosuke999
    @Aizen_Sosuke999 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    FOR ILLUMINATES!!!

    • @oklahomakidz
      @oklahomakidz 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Damn your undemocratic cult! Your the reason their here, managed Democracy will prevail!

  • @iwasntinvited3721
    @iwasntinvited3721 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    WE NEED A MEET now

  • @antares3171
    @antares3171 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    SES Arbiter of Liberation, R2 Squad reporting catastrophic casualties at Valmox. Ion storm nixed our 380mm at the most crucial moment, we got totally overrun trying to retake one of the cities. S1 died while taking most of these... Voteless people with him. Think one of those... tripod-like things hit him before he could throw the grenade. Destroyer left low orbit, had to hide in one of the abandoned buildings. Down to my last mag, no stims, and two grenades but those damned squid ships are tricky to take out. If anyone is receiving this transmission, I will most likely have used them to take these bastards with me.
    Don't let the fighting stop, Helldivers. R2 Squad out.

  • @htwhtw-wy5vz
    @htwhtw-wy5vz 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    We are so back!

  • @MillerTheDragon1995
    @MillerTheDragon1995 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    am glad they are back but now they are pissed and ready to teach super earth a lesson about revenge

  • @karelzabijak321
    @karelzabijak321 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    FOR FREEDOM!!!

  • @A3MServices
    @A3MServices 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Minimal casualties xD LOL

  • @firehazard4065
    @firehazard4065 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    just you wait for skat bay

  • @M60-MMG
    @M60-MMG 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    6 DOLLAR ILLUMINATE SPECIAL

  • @Joe_Cow
    @Joe_Cow 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Interesting when even the humans openly call them advanced beings I mean we still sell it that we are doing great against them but that's more respect then the bots or bugs ever got. Plus super earth just willingly lied about their extinction for 100 years. I think it's the faction super earth feared the most.. no way the government didnt know... Also when you listen to the NPCs on the ship they speak of legends and even horror stories about them so their must be some residual fear passes down of them, No I don't need to report to my democracy officer because I'll die on the front taking as many squids as I can i'm just saying what some people are thinking and not gonna underestimate them while I do.

  • @King_Rat_0
    @King_Rat_0 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I know the illuminate is cool but how is a video of a waterboarding squirrel a headline

  • @ironbloodangel4112
    @ironbloodangel4112 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Minimal yeah right

  • @Voiceformthevoid
    @Voiceformthevoid 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Chaos Divers Assembl

    • @emojothejojo
      @emojothejojo 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly the chaos divers and the rest of the Federation should team up for this.

  • @NathanPaxton-r1i
    @NathanPaxton-r1i 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    +Log started+
    This is an emergency message from the SES soul of democracy.I
    My super destroyer has had its it's systems wiped out and loads of illuminate ships are attacking us.
    we've been lucky to have been out of planet's gravitational pull.
    The crew has worked frantically to get systems back online but our gun and missile pods have been destroyed.
    To any helldivers out their hurry towards calypso and provide emergency aid.
    +Log has ended+

  • @Imgonefromytnow
    @Imgonefromytnow 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    They are back, but what planet will they take over first?

    • @Lekar_Sergey
      @Lekar_Sergey 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Rogue V

    • @themarlboromandalorian
      @themarlboromandalorian 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The only one they're on?
      It's right there on the map in purple.
      Use some situational awareness.

  • @tacocat4252
    @tacocat4252 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Rally to Calypso! Those squids should’ve stayed extinct, now they’re gonna taste hell diver fury

  • @T4nkcommander
    @T4nkcommander 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    And just like the other two factions in HD2, they are target practice compared to what they were in HD1. Really hate how much they dumbed down the game.

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      tell me you didnt play HD1 without telling me you didnt play HD1. its cool to act like you are better at the older game no one else played but you're really not that slick. HD1 enemies are dumb as bricks, they are *literal* target practice. the only difficulty comes from the amount of lasers you have to dodge and from being locked to the same narrow screen as your team.

    • @T4nkcommander
      @T4nkcommander 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @ExValeFor I've got a 500+ video playlist on TH-cam featuring Helldive+ from both games. I've played both back to back, as the playlist will attest.
      Put up or shut up, as they say.

  • @FOTONXf
    @FOTONXf 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Так станим на защиту супер земли
    ууууууууууууууууууууураааааааааааааааааа

    • @FOTONXf
      @FOTONXf 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Если что почему не на английском мне лень писать и вспоминать так что

  • @lillyraisin
    @lillyraisin 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is hilarious we have already liberated the sector they are in