13:30 Oh my god, the arc from CJ of "WHY ARE ALL MY POKEMON BOYS" to "never mind, they're all gay" to "wait no, this one is bi-curious" is way funnier than to me it should be
I'm pretty sure the mod that they are playing has the prism scale on it so he should have just trade evolve it but he decided to do it the old fashion way
@@KirbysansandbootlegsansshowRom* hey everyone it's me the guy who made that comment on a different account because the phone that had the accounts is gone now so i have correct some comments now
Strong pokemon, weak pokemon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Skilled trainers should try to win with absolute dogwater teams. - Alpharad, probably
@randomguy4189 it’s a speedrun mod for Pokémon Emerald that allows the game to be completed in one sitting by skipping all of the story events (that’s why you shouldn’t go to fallarbor town as there’s no Team Magma Stuff anymore). As well as having access to every Pokémon up to Gen 9.
As a non-pokemon fan, it's funny to see this without context. A bunch of trainers, all racing to see who can be the best with pokemon, and all of them having a lot of trouble with apparently the most attractive fire camel in the universe, like, the pokemon equivalent of handsome squidward. And then one guy who's just staying at an old folk's home, playing a little spinner game with the residents, making a fish really beautiful, and cloning owls.
I think you mean Torkoal, but yeah that tortoise is no joke regardless of the mods in this. The main issue is that everyone gets capped at level 29, which is right before a lot of the good water types evolve at level 30!
@@tpfoxCastro Calling any of the Paldean Starters weak is wild. Arlie got a steal out of decisions like that (as well as everyone not named Kidd or Alpharad)
@@AlphaOutlaw Alpharad and Kidd being the only ones following the challenge accurately is very funny, especially when both had opposite approaches (Alpha grinded and Kidd speedran)
CJ, having all his male Pokémon be hit by Torkoal's Attract but still pulling through: "All my Pokémon are gay." CJ, after his Bruxish finally fails an infatuation check: "Bi-curious..." My favorite part of the video (so far). 😂
Yeah, there’s actually a rule called Noctowl clause that most nuzlockers use, which specifically prohibits that. As for breeding other Pokémon, Noctowl’s the only one that would be worth duplicating, so it just doesn’t come up.
"im sorry to waste time, but we must go into the hot tub real quick" *Mudkip runs into the hottub and peeking up over the water* "This is the best day of my life" I agree Arlie. I agree.
watching firs perspective when it was happening was great, he went into the e4 knowing he was gong to lose and hearing braden then cj wipe got the stream so hyped lol
Barely a minute in and had to compliment the honorable choice to swap the worst possible teams on a handshake and let everyone else who's less experienced with pokemon play closer to their level of deviousness.
Arlie getting her own box and just vibing the whole time with her duckies was wonderful; the only thing missing was her having a duck icon in the overworld
Everything that happend on Alpharads POV after Wattson was incredible, not shown in the video, but he did take the box as far as he could till he wiped or potentialy won I GENUINLY recommend people go check the VOD on Alpharad replay called "6 TH-camrs draft the WORST Pokemon for a Nuzlocke"
@@supersmashseandx1991 Like it's not a quick watch, the actual drafting takes 3 hours, but it's a good watch. And if you're wondering which POV to watch when you're done, I recommend Arlie's ducklocke.
What an Onixpected revelation. I made this username before that leafgreen nuzlock happened, so I just had to make that stupid pun with this stupid username.
It’s hard to say given it’s a rom with modern mechanics. You have pokemon up to gen 9, mechanics at least up to gen 6 with terrains and fairy types and not to mention there’s a clear physical/special split. It’s modern pokemon in the skin of a gen 3 game
I feel like CJ finding out the second rival is skippable just to run into the Rich Girl was a great moment even though it was probably a bit contrived. Love good editing like that.
So, there was a chance you could roll yourself, so putting in a "good mon" would make it easier for yourself if you do roll the box, both CJ and Arlie ended up rolling their own boxes
At least in the case of the legendaries there was usually some sort of explanation too if you watched them drafting their boxes. Lunala doesn't evolve from cosmog until very late so it's not useful until the e4. Calyrex and celebi were both grass types in the grass type themed box and basically only got picked because a certain number had to be chosen from each gen and all the bad grass pokemon were already picked. Jaiden thought terapagos wouldn't be able to reach it's powerful form and be stuck in the weak form. CJ just really hated jirachi.
Everyone should checkout the livestream where they do the drafts. Cjya is a mad man and Arlie is hilarious Edit: "Crit, didn't matter, I don't talk to losers" had me rolling
I recommend everyone to watch the actual drafting process vod, CJ doing some absolutely questionable decisions in his draft just to get his own one by sheer luck was the best part
6:20 all of that planning, saying your speedrun Strat, just to fuck it up, and then not know where the escape rope actually is SUCH a Captain Kidd moment
Seeing this from so many perspectives is awesome! Happy to watch it all again, seeing new perspectives; I knew that some funky Noctowl stuff happened but I wasn't prepared for the journey, lol! I really enjoyed the video :D
Everyone: Focused on the race
Jacob : *becomes a bird keeper*
Arlie literally had a duck team tho, that's a bird keep too.
Team sky!!!!
@@jamesofthekaijukompendium that is in fact, a duck keeper
So bird keeper jcob is actually alpharad
There's a Bird Keeper Jacob in FRLG and Let's Go Pikachu/Eeevee too
35:16 Kidd and CJ being really close in the E4, then cut to Alpha going “Here goes Winona” took me out
13:30 Oh my god, the arc from CJ of "WHY ARE ALL MY POKEMON BOYS" to "never mind, they're all gay" to "wait no, this one is bi-curious" is way funnier than to me it should be
Literally cracked me up
I was looking for a comment on it because that’s just FUNNY
Everyone is racing to the finish line and then you got Alpharad just chilling, breeding and cooking.
I too am a fan of chilling, breeding, and cooking. Peak activities to engage in on a Saturday afternoon
Everyone out there playing the pet warfare sim while Jacob just plays Stardew Valley
Delicious in the Dungeon energy.
Just a chill guy
Hey what can you say he is just a chill guy
Jacob was just playing his own game completely separate from the race
Alpharad grinding out a fucking Milotic while being some four gym leaders and an E4 behind is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
I'm pretty sure the mod that they are playing has the prism scale on it so he should have just trade evolve it but he decided to do it the old fashion way
@@KirbysansandbootlegsansshowRom* hey everyone it's me the guy who made that comment on a different account because the phone that had the accounts is gone now so i have correct some comments now
Strong pokemon, weak pokemon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Skilled trainers should try to win with absolute dogwater teams.
- Alpharad, probably
"This is what Karen said to me after I stomped her with landorus-T and 5 of his closest friends"
Both walk not the middle path
Who had dogwater teams...? Everyone arguably had insane teams
@@silverdragon2137 Is that a very specific undertale reference?
Skilled trainers should try to win with a lot of owls
The real winner here is Jaiden for not going to Fallarbor Town three races in a row
The real Fallabor Town was the friends we made along the way
Damn. Tourism must be really down since their rep didn't visit.
What Pokemon is this? Why hoenn have a more pokemon?
@randomguy4189 it’s a speedrun mod for Pokémon Emerald that allows the game to be completed in one sitting by skipping all of the story events (that’s why you shouldn’t go to fallarbor town as there’s no Team Magma Stuff anymore). As well as having access to every Pokémon up to Gen 9.
@@randomguy4189 Delta Esmerald I guess
I’ve never gone into Flannery’s gym and not gotten attracted
- Jaiden Animations
true, true
One of us
That sounds like Jaiden's type in a weird way. ADHD people. (Alpharad)
@@fr0stdr4ke95she doesn’t have a type she’s asexual
Ironic
13:46 CJ screaming “NO!!!” And then muttering “…bi-curious” is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all week
Shoutouts to Terapagos
The goat fr 🙏
ok "TERAPAGOS"
It really grew up so fast
My favourite gen 3 mechanic.
Terastillization
AAAAAAAAAAA to Terapagos
13:39 “All my Pokémon are gay, no bi-curious” -CJ 😂
“”All my Pokémon are gay, no bi-curious” -CJ 😂” -AltAriaXD 😂
top 5 joke ive heard all week, it was all in the delivery
Came to the comments as soon as I saw that LMFAOAOOAOAO, too funny
THIS WAS OUR DUCKLOCKE
SHOUTOUTS TO ALL MY DUCKLOCKERS
As a non-pokemon fan, it's funny to see this without context.
A bunch of trainers, all racing to see who can be the best with pokemon, and all of them having a lot of trouble with apparently the most attractive fire camel in the universe, like, the pokemon equivalent of handsome squidward.
And then one guy who's just staying at an old folk's home, playing a little spinner game with the residents, making a fish really beautiful, and cloning owls.
Yeah I bet none of that makes any damn sense 🤣
I think you mean Torkoal, but yeah that tortoise is no joke regardless of the mods in this. The main issue is that everyone gets capped at level 29, which is right before a lot of the good water types evolve at level 30!
“Bad Pokémon” proceeds to show us a Jirachi and Celibi
@@o-m9v shut up
Celebi is in UU, so I will allow it.
And terapagos
Bro really deleted his comment he couldn't take the smoke.
And right next to Jirachi is Seviper...I am maulding
everyone: *racing to win the game*
Jacob, trying to evolve his feebas: oh my goodness I fear you ate
Watching Arlie claim her duck supremacy made the world heal a bit
The fact Quaxlie (and consequently Quaquaval) was called a weak pokemon angers me
@@tpfoxCastro Calling any of the Paldean Starters weak is wild. Arlie got a steal out of decisions like that (as well as everyone not named Kidd or Alpharad)
@@AlphaOutlaw Alpharad and Kidd being the only ones following the challenge accurately is very funny, especially when both had opposite approaches (Alpha grinded and Kidd speedran)
@@tpfoxCastro Giving anybody Feebas is evil
@@tpfoxCastroiirc they all picked starters first
I kept forgetting the gen 4 and beyond pokemon werent meant to be in this game the sprites look amazing
Jacob and Braden being on Demon Time to the point that they felt bad giving the boxes to anyone else is amazing… and it also just makes sense
26:31 - "Oh - you - it - um - I'm - sa - he - I fell for it again."
IM CRYINGG
CJ, having all his male Pokémon be hit by Torkoal's Attract but still pulling through: "All my Pokémon are gay."
CJ, after his Bruxish finally fails an infatuation check: "Bi-curious..."
My favorite part of the video (so far). 😂
Dang more nuzlockers should just breed entire armies of Noctowls smh why didn’t pchal think of that
Yeah, there’s actually a rule called Noctowl clause that most nuzlockers use, which specifically prohibits that. As for breeding other Pokémon, Noctowl’s the only one that would be worth duplicating, so it just doesn’t come up.
"im sorry to waste time, but we must go into the hot tub real quick"
*Mudkip runs into the hottub and peeking up over the water*
"This is the best day of my life"
I agree Arlie. I agree.
mudkip supremacy
Ya'll got anymore of them..."BAD" Pokémon?
first reply ☠️
@@loganisherebro Dang it I wanted to be the first reply >:(
@@Blehbl Dang it I wanted to be the second reply >:(
@alienn13 Dang it I wanted to be the third reply >:(
No laws against pokemon batman...
Kidd and alpha making an alliance at the start is the redemption arc we all needed
CJ’s sad bi curious vs Flannery was so funny that man is a comedian
Huh
I think what makes it funnier is that it was just a stray thought that entered his brain at the same time all the fear of death trampled through
watching firs perspective when it was happening was great, he went into the e4 knowing he was gong to lose and hearing braden then cj wipe got the stream so hyped lol
"i've never gotten into Flannery and not been attracted" Jaiden- 20:55
Me too, Jaiden, me too… And my pokémon too
Me too.
13:40 was hilarious, the pain in CJ's voice when he says 'bicurious' lol
23:18 I love Fir turning to the army of swablus out of frustration and confusion
Props to the thumbnail artist, but why did they make fir look so much cooler than the others.
He’s just so stylish
Actually, furries are cooler than other people by default
@@Meltydown1 cant argue with that
All the other TH-camr's "profile pic persona thing" are just regular human dudes, fir has that mystical creature aura
Because he's speedylead.
Alpha doing minigames while people are in victory road and fighting the e4 is the funniest thing in the vid
Barely a minute in and had to compliment the honorable choice to swap the worst possible teams on a handshake and let everyone else who's less experienced with pokemon play closer to their level of deviousness.
Arlie getting her own box and just vibing the whole time with her duckies was wonderful; the only thing missing was her having a duck icon in the overworld
"all my pokemon are gay!"
*immobilized by love once*
".... bicurious!"
I cackled lmaooo💀
Everybody else: *_Elite 4! Sydney sweep! Dusclopes coverage!?_*
Alpha: _So it's time for _*_BLOCKS-_*
0:11 How dare you call lord Babu trash.
I missed up on lore ,
*l o r d* ?
@Zaggs_XD Yes, our Lord, he has been there since the beginning. Can I offer you Lord Babu Bible
@@Aiko_Merodi ok I’ll take a bible , but when did this happen?
@@Spec_Draws One day on a Pokémon game Alpharad caught Babu and what he thought would be trash became our hero
@@Aiko_Merodi ok neat , but what video ?
Everything that happend on Alpharads POV after Wattson was incredible, not shown in the video, but he did take the box as far as he could till he wiped or potentialy won
I GENUINLY recommend people go check the VOD on Alpharad replay called
"6 TH-camrs draft the WORST Pokemon for a Nuzlocke"
How long is it
@@supersmashseandx1991 Like it's not a quick watch, the actual drafting takes 3 hours, but it's a good watch. And if you're wondering which POV to watch when you're done, I recommend Arlie's ducklocke.
@neverstoppedme yeah I looked at it and I don't have it in me to watch a 6 hour vod
@@supersmashseandx1991 if the other guy is right about the drafting taking three hours, then the gameplay is just 3 hours
@@destroyer68175 The Draft is 1hour 40 minutes. The gameplay from Jacob was the rest of the 9hour 20 minute vod
23:16 why did Fir just turning around to the Altaria behind him get me 😂
That's a Swablu behind him but yes
Erm he's right behind me isn't he
The sudden cut from The Elite Four to Alpha going "Here goes Winona" shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did
Fun idea: instead of egg locks you could have your friends create gym leader and elite 4 teams for you to face and use their models as the gym leaders
33:25 "Whimsicot held on so you wouldn't feel bad"
4:07 Jaden would have also accidentally let Jynx kill the Onix confirmed
What an Onixpected revelation. I made this username before that leafgreen nuzlock happened, so I just had to make that stupid pun with this stupid username.
They have gen 9 movesets she probably assumed the ability got updated too
It’s hard to say given it’s a rom with modern mechanics. You have pokemon up to gen 9, mechanics at least up to gen 6 with terrains and fairy types and not to mention there’s a clear physical/special split. It’s modern pokemon in the skin of a gen 3 game
Arlie choosing ducks because of an event in her childhood is the best shit I’ve heard in that stream
Watching the draft for this was fun. Arlie’s team of ducks is great
I feel like CJ finding out the second rival is skippable just to run into the Rich Girl was a great moment even though it was probably a bit contrived. Love good editing like that.
for those interested, arlie made a great video about the ducklocke ❤
Feebas as a bait to distract people from progressing is genius
“There are no bad pokemon”
Bruxish:
i actually rly like bruxish, yea it's ugly as sin but imo that works in the design's favor
It honestly has a really good shiny in my opinion
Bruxish grew on me. I love how ridiculous it looks; like Luvdisc's brash Auntie!
Hisuian Avalugg:
17:21 When Tom foolishly slams his tail in the door trying to catch that accursed mouse
Finally Jacob is a believer in the Superb Owl
Barny64 reference in my alpharad comments?
2:47 Jaiden using Onion. Oh the nostalgia 🥺
Jaiden losing onion to the normal type gym, classic
Arlie and her duck empire is the best thing from this race
0:33 I love how she did that just because she hates ducks
“I like watching the number go up” he says, while counting down
"these six sociopaths" love that
I like duck girl. You should have her on more.
I really hope Arlie joins future videos!!
5:48 I see Alpharad has had a positive influence on her self confidence.
The duck supremacy will come back with a vengeance
I love the description listing everyone else as former friends.
0:42 HOLLOW KNIGHT MUSIC DETECTED HELL YAH
Song name tho?
@@FoodManTheGuyI believe it’s “The Grimm Troupe” but I’m not entirely sure…
@@crabnebula1816 thanks
Part of me is questioning there choices for bad Pokémon but the other part says “it makes the content funnier”
So, there was a chance you could roll yourself, so putting in a "good mon" would make it easier for yourself if you do roll the box, both CJ and Arlie ended up rolling their own boxes
At least in the case of the legendaries there was usually some sort of explanation too if you watched them drafting their boxes. Lunala doesn't evolve from cosmog until very late so it's not useful until the e4. Calyrex and celebi were both grass types in the grass type themed box and basically only got picked because a certain number had to be chosen from each gen and all the bad grass pokemon were already picked. Jaiden thought terapagos wouldn't be able to reach it's powerful form and be stuck in the weak form. CJ just really hated jirachi.
This is my first time seeing what Captain Kidd looks like, and I'm kind of disappointed that he's not actually a Squirtle with a hat
I’d say Arlie was pretty quack-ed with her Ducklocke run 🦆
Alpharad just gave himself some side quests and went off on a journey during this.
Everyone should checkout the livestream where they do the drafts. Cjya is a mad man and Arlie is hilarious
Edit: "Crit, didn't matter, I don't talk to losers" had me rolling
where can i find the stream vod? (also which romhack are they playing?)
I recommend everyone to watch the actual drafting process vod, CJ doing some absolutely questionable decisions in his draft just to get his own one by sheer luck was the best part
Scientists announce that Cjay is officially the first human-velociraptor hybrid to be born out of captivity.
I was confused by your comment. Now I understand
dude CJs luck and his reactions to it are priceless😂
-“Only bad Pokémon”
-Looks inside
-Jirachi and Calyrex
4:22 CJ’s cackle into cut scream is one of the funniest things I’ve seen
as a duck myself, our species is happy by the use of our pokemon friends.
CJ was cooking with the humor in this one 💀
Jaiden loses another Breloom against Norman...
Someone's chopping onions.
I kept forgetting the gen 4 and beyond pokemon werent meant to be in this game the sprites look amazing
I am just here to say I loved Arlie being featured, she is genuinely a great streamer and I hope you invite her to more stuff
6:20 all of that planning, saying your speedrun Strat, just to fuck it up, and then not know where the escape rope actually is SUCH a Captain Kidd moment
Norman has now claimed the souls of TWO of Jaiden’s Brelooms.
you have no idea how much I love the phrase, "Noctowl bred for war"
“ALL MY POKÉMON ARE GAY!”
*Bruxish is immobilized by love!*
“Bi-curious…”
😭 I love CJ
Man, I was really hoping CJ would win --- he's really improved since the last run!
If I had a nickel for every time Slaking cuts up Jaiden's Breloom, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice 😂
Unfortunately I am only in the top 0.7% of alpharad viewers so I will binge this channel until I am THE GREATEST VIEWER OF ALL TIME
The ducks always come out on top 🦆
"Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Ok thank you. NOOOOOO!"
26:41
She's not crying. Someone's just chopping Onions
Seeing this from so many perspectives is awesome! Happy to watch it all again, seeing new perspectives; I knew that some funky Noctowl stuff happened but I wasn't prepared for the journey, lol! I really enjoyed the video :D
cjya kinda got his redemption arc at least!
27:24
"IT HAS SOLAR BEAM"
*Breaths in*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
This video tastes like the ocean, but less watery.
Salty?
So it's just salt?
Omg Madeline Celeste, hiiii
It is pretty coraley
That first nuzlocke has started an eternal blood feud between jacob and braden and it's fantastic they're both such trolls
Including Party Arlie? GOATED
Not including RT Game? Negative Goated x100
"I've never gone in to Flannery and not got attracted" A huge portion of the fandom agrees with that statement. For entirely different reasons. 😆
After he wiped the first nuzlocke race, I was really feeling the cj redemption
Kidd and CJ wiping in the E4, Jacob "oh we have a chance" *immediately cuts to Fir at the champion*
I cant wait for "nuzlocking pokemon emerald with our least favourite pokemon" now
Whoever did the sprite work for the characters (princess peach, mario etc.) at the beginning of battles did an amazing job
FINALY A NOTHER POKEMON VIDEO THANK YOU ALPHARAD!
as a player who doesn't like switching out pokemon once i've reached a full team, i approve of the noctowl silk scarf and echoed voice spam