CS GO VS Reality
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ค. 2024
- CS:GO isn't reality. Let's look at why not and how not and why it should be where and when it is.
0:00 - Intro
0:20 - Pecklesteiner
(It's a made up word so it's anybody's guess. Peckle isn't even German sounding, but 'pickel' in german means 'pimple' and 'steiner' means 'stone'.)
0:57 - WHAT WERE VALVE THINKING?!?!?!
(Maybe, I don't know what they're thinking a lot of the time either)
1:30 - Arena worlds
2:05 - Windows and doors
2:32 - Dimensions
3:10 - Beyond the world's boundaries
5:07 - Conclusion
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CSGO: 5 T vs. 5 CT
IRL: 5 T vs. 200 CT
Yep, very true.
@@kin8329 a Highly trained swats and law enforcements funded by government? I dont think so
@@alisterteh2214 Every team can only add up to 8 people max
@@alisterteh2214 no roblux allowed
@@solidbatman no bad spellers allowed
3kliksphilip - The only guy that posts a serious and informating video on April 1st
Swapey True
Swapey I can't tell if this is a joke
Swapey accursed farms anyone?
0:29 dragon porn
pickle strainer
i really hope pecklestiener becomes a callout for this map...
steiner
Like someone plays that thing
People will probably end up shortening it and at the end it will be a word that sounds nothing like the original word
Pecklesteiner
Picklestein
PS
Enemy at pecklesteiner
hes 50 hp at peckle
You forgot one more thing and no one probably guessed it
Every site that was destroyed by the bomb planted does not make differences. In CS 1.6, when the bomb explodes, the boxes are also destroyed, which is thw sole purpose of the terrorists, meanwhile in CSGO, Valve only cares about who's the MVP and the team who wins the round
Whoa Philip liked a fairly recent comment
@Naufal Hafizh dude its a c4 not firecracker
Yeah and sometimes maps has explosions which make it more realistic
;ppppp;
Wow, I really want to see now a Dust2 version where the door in Pit and fence at T-spawn were opened up to give terrorists another path towards bombsite A!
rusins err that would be cool but T will hold A long first
I believe there's a community map that opens these and other doors and pathways. Can't remember the name of it though.
It is de_dust 2 ( Or something like that ) That map opens pit. I'm a friend of the creator..
de_dust 2...
that's a creative name
Yeah, he didn't want to change it too much.
0:29 Dragon porn?
Well he is a dragon so it makes sense he'd be attracted to them.
LOL
its a skyrim modding Website
dragon is a company that make dildos
hello reddit
3:03 holy shit, this was filmed at Warwick University in the Whitefields residence. I've literally lived in & climbed the same building..
You can't beat shitefields
@@maxdelap9219 😂
did i ask?
@@freezy2755 this isn't your personal q&a, noone cares what you think
@@mahoneyj2 when did i ask tho
Csgo in real life :-
Two 48yo man with anime masks (profile pictures irl) crouch spraying each other with an ak-47 while shouting "CYKA BLYAT" and their shirts have DMG written on them.
1:50 That place is giving me unpleasant flashbacks.
ITS NO USE
TAKE THIS
ITS NO USE
TAKE THIS
Multi Trash DE lmao
Multi Trash DE ITS NO USE
Multi Trash DE did you really play that hellspawn of a game?
watch?v=Oq8AgIS3ZgU
the fact that people don't get this triggers me
I think the April fools joke was that it wasn't an April fools joke.
What no April fool video? Now thats a true April fool!
I don't know why, but you sound like 2kliksphilip xD
IKR IT'S FUCKING CRAZY IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TWINS
Rzkey thelegend And quite like kliksphilip
fuck autistic 2kliks.. hes a poser. 3kliks is the real deal
He also sounds like kliksphilip which is also weird.
xD
1:35
wait, so there's an entire connection in the map that could exist but just doesnt for no reason???
I know this is old, but in the context of the old Dust2, almost every large path you walk on was meant to be a street where cars could drive on, the idea being the street on long would connect to the one on T-spawn through that area.
Stein = Stone
Steiner = Stoner
duh :D
i would actually love to see a game as realistic as ARMA but still as fluid as counter-strike.
Someday we'll get a Valve game with real time maps without pesky render popping up your face and ridiculous LOD. We can only dream.
1:34 Now I want a version of Dust 2 with pit doors removed
Game: has guns
The media: yeah anyone who plays this is a crazed gunman.
Yeah I thought I would build a map of my school to play with my friends from school but for obvious reasons all the boomers would get me into a lot of trouble.
We're not crazed gunmen, we're assassins!
@@FinnKid1 the difference is one is a job and the other is mental sickness
@@whyhellothere9822 I’ll be honest, our parents do not care for it
@@ju7904 We think his mate saw us
1:30 i always go trough this thought whenever i do mapping and its frustrating. Its even more frustrating to do it in Singleplayer mods becouse it forces you to redoo a big portion of the map just to make a "realistic" starting point as an example for CS :
SWAT Team starts behind a transport car.
Sounds easy but you have to close up the surounding space in a realistic way to not let people run past the car into oblivion BUT HOW? A too narrow fence? Boxes?
If you want to make it look look good or realistic you will spend a lot of time and patience...
I used to make maps for CS 1.6 and a few Sven Coop maps as well. Never to be played competitively, but I did pay a lot of attention to details and realism. The more realistic map, the better, is what I think. Of course gameplay comes first but aesthetics are nothing if it's unrealistic. A very realistic map with teeny-tiny details that add a great deal to the experience feeling more realistic can give chills to a player.
competitive sven coop ey?
hmmmmmmm
SVEN COOP is mah niggah.
I agree with you. Such thing like different windows on the each sides and door leading to nowhere are always bugged me. Also balconies with clothes and no doors and so on and on
loser
Names please
Wow, i have been watching your old videos from 2013 *rants* whole day, and now a fresh video pops up. What a treat :)
Do a video on 'Can you shoot a bullet before the start on the round'
You could with the R8 the first 2 days. Valve forgot to think about the right-click mechanics, that they work when paused (take off silencer, scope in with awp etc.). So people could right-click with the R8 to shoot.
if you keep holding your fire button during freezetime, your weapon will immediatly shoot when the freezetime ends but won't make a sound!
But if you had a grenade, you can hold left click, then throw it in the freezetime of the next round.
You can hold down mouse1 at the start of a round
As soon as the round starts you shoot a bullet it doesn't make any sound
you can then reload and confuse your teammates
valve pls fix
LummyTum I do that all the time XD
0:48
stein means stone, but steiner no idea
well its stoner duh cant play csgo without dem dank weeds, even valve knows that.
Heh
They showed that with cashe
Hahaha the half life joke.... It disappears cos half life 3 doesn't exist... I see you Philip
Oo really?
If we count the expansion packs for half life 1 and 2, there are exactly 12 half lives, or 6 full lives, the list is:
Half 1
Half life 1 source
Half life: blue shift
Half life: opposing force
Half life: decay
Half life 1: source: deathmatch
Half life 2
Half life 2: episode 1
Half life 2: episode 2
Half life 2: deathmatch
And finally,
Half life 2: lost coast
Oh and also half life: alyx
"Half-life 3" Don't play with my feelings god damn it
He was just giving you some hope ( I hope you know what i mean)
@@Love-ct6lq ynaaamean?
*OH MY GOD*
i'm replying to an three year old comment
...i mean -*three* !!! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
@@Blei1986 and this vid was made 3 years ago
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"It's only a model..."
"ssshhh"
So good, not a wasted word. Thanks for making these vids.
I just love your videos,they are short but so entertaining and you upload very frequently,keep going man!
Really good video Phillip :) I liked the splicing of IRL and in game videos, very good fun, thanks!
Totally agree xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
"1 day ago" wat
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Richie Skydive -Comacchio- - WTF?! 1DAY AGO?
Every video I click could be an April Fools joke today... Nowhere is safe.
It amazes me every time i watch video of you - to see how you can make a 5 minute video about some pecklesteiner doors and uneven window heights ^^
The doors seem like an oversight in infernew, as most other doors (IE, squeaky in cache) are actually pretty fine looking.
Very interesting vid mate ;)
I wanted to make a vid about difference in sound like AK47 in CS:GO vs AK47 in real life and so on with other weapons. I am not capable to do this right now, can you make it ? Pleassseeee
Regards from Poland :D
Where is the rick roll? 0/10
In 2013
Never gonna give you AWP
It died way before that.
@@svonegov8199 when the reply has more likes than the comment
Every time you make a mapmaking related video I get hyped to make a map. Then I realise how fucking difficult it is and I cry myself to sleep..
I am a little annoyed that I cant throw smokes from CT to banana on inferno.
Actually! you would know this answer! how can you view the invisible walls that grenades will bounce off of in Inferno? I thought it would be clip brushes, but that is just for the player I think. I couldn't find a way to draw where you could and couldn't throw nades over buildings. I ended up just flying around throwing them until I found open areas above roofs. Any idea if there is a way to draw in those invisible walls up there?
Now this is a serious thing that ruins the realism of counter strike maps. Valve has been messing up every single map like that with outside window just placed there as decoration and inside windows as well. For immersive realistic maps, every window and door should have a purpose and not just placed there for the visuals because they couldn't come up with a better idea. As a mapper myself this pisses me off.
Someone get him a job at valve to make cs
I love how you are are talking about really smart and technical stuff but the footage is you rolling around on the floor with a headband on your head :D
Hey 3kliksphilip, you are very good at explaining the technical aspects of the game which no other youtuber can. I was wondering if you could make a video explaining what loss and choke are and how they affect the game. Thanks! :)
3:00 that real life part looks suspiciously like my old college in taunton. philip plz confirm
SCAT? :D
@@denisimurataj3787 I think I was thinking of huish when I wrote that comment haha. That was a year ago tho lol
valve worker : do you know about game design ?
new designer : what is that ?
valve worker : Welcome to the Valve sir ! :P
i mean you're not wrong they don't hire people because they already know everything, they hire people because of how they work and how they treat the work; usually they get taught everything they need to know for what they're working on but sometimes, with big projects and lots of parts, a few things get missed, or (as pointed out in the video) changes get made for gameplay reasons and forget to report for aesthetic changes
Tom Jackal Im not sure if this is a r/woosh or not
to the valve lmao
Great video as always. But you forgot to talk about the fact that you can move while you're in the air ;)
Surprisingly enjoyed your content. Awesome!
Even if is just a game and blah, blah, blah, knowing the fact that a door can't be closed or a window is not in the right place makes me so nervous for some reason.
Also, the only good skyboxes in CS:GO are Monastery (gorgeous) and Inferno. All the others are a pain to look at.
if we are 6ft, then how small is that car on dust 2, one of the most popular maps.... for silvers
im unranked and i hate fucking dust2.. just no
Given the models are in a semi-ducked legs-apart sort of state for aiming rather than standing upright and that the global average male height (seeing how all the CS models are male) is closer to 5'9" (175 cm-ish in metric terms), I doubt that 72 units is 72 inches, but that 1 unit = 1 real-life inch conversion was an imperial unit standard in-game in the late-2000s and early-to-mid 2010s sort of games afaik, sooo...
Also, omfg those are indeed some proper short cars
My god, man, your work is truly superb.
I love how at 3:26 When it disappears it says half and its only half of the sign seen
The door leads to Hogwarts. Obvious...
Can you pekkle my Steiner
Awesome channel narration. I dare you to feature a brief paragraph at least, spoken like Uncle Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog. You so remind me of him and it would fit you perfectly hahaha.
i think windows misalignment on inferno is a bigger issue. The map is actually played in pro CS, and you can wallbang a lot. and only on a few there is glass which helps with wallbangs a lot.
New 3kliksphillip video on april fools, not an april fools video >->
LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
I've actually been on these exact places in Venice, went during spring break, it's cool but the amount of travel to get there was nuts
Yet in cs_compound, the smokestack that the level is known for is a physics object, which is quite interesting.
Not sure if April Fools or actually a legit video..
It's a legit video, the windows was something that was brought up on the csgo reddit forum quite a bit.
*literally UNPLAYABLE*
Hey kliks! i wanted to ask if flashbangs can totally flash you the same amount of time from 10 units and let's say 5thousand. Does distance matter in flashing? what is the longest distance you can get flashed from?
Can you please tell me what the lengths of the AK47 or M4 in in game units? Cheers!
Trilluxe is obviously the best german linguistic in the world. I definitely see why you would go to him for anwsers.. xd
stein means stone
Tarik I never said otherwise. Re-Read what I said.
stone means stein
Tarik Stop wasting other peoples' time.
ur birth was a waste of time
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
valve's latest and greatest creation
*valve's latest and lamest creation
sick burn
idc if it is lame, I still enjoy the map :)
@3kliksphilip
could you do a video on how big bullet's diameter is in csgo, the bullet holes in the walls when you shoot are much larger, than the scale of the game, shooting a cars headlight makes a bullet hole almost the size of the headlight, that's larger then anti tank gun bullets.
lmao Philip I see dat Whitefields accommodation @ like 3 minutes. Can't believe we went to the same uni!
Literally unplayable
EYY SUP EARLY BIRDS!
*RUSSIA DOESNT SLEEP*
*COMUNISTS DONT WAKE UP*
Hey
hi
I remember starting to work on UGX on a project where I would make a COD:WAW map that was based on my school. I din't know it was such a problem with games and schools.
In addition to a comment I saw below saying that too many see-though matching windows would make moving quietly around the map too hard, I also always assumed that the reason outsides and insides don't match was to give an illusion of scale and to make more "playable" internal areas - for example, having windows arranged outside that appear to make it a two story house, and the inside only having one row of windows, allows for making the house and therefore the map seem slightly larger than it is - you can have some verticality or span outward, and doesn't seem so strange as having a very very tall room would. If you also imagine trying to play CS:GO with houses the size of a lot of real ones, that'd get very cramped quite quickly and you'd get stuck on a lot of furniture (or all buildings would be under-decorated and look strange).
Same for those nonsense doors - if you're in a map with one sealed "exit" it feels like some sort of arena or courtyard. If it has lots of "exits" all over the place, it feels like a random place that's zoned off, and less like a weird Sims-esque square room you removed the door from after putting the players in.
Probably totally erroneous but that's always the explanation I put to it without having ever really thought about it.
For the too cramped, try that one arms race map that takes place in a house
“Csgo is a really balanced and polished game”. Nice meme lol.
@Marshal Sava wrong
English (sorry for bad hi)
could a pecklesteiner door work? A key with two sections of action but also a lock that has a hole all the way through. Add on the asymmetrical mechanism so that the locking pieces don't just hit one another. A complex system to be sure, but i would wager is quite possible even though the doors would need to be installed at different depths of door frame. The overlap would stop thieves from putting devices or tools through the doors and the dual-lock would throw off their lock-picking game considerably (I imagine) Especially if there was a system whereby one lock triggered the other lock so that the thief would need to unlock both simultaneously or somehow hold one tumbler set whilst picking the other.
The reason the whole doesn't pop up when u walk around in it is because of hacks, I used some undetectable hacks and the most it did was make the walls mostly transparent but u can only see enemies when u are like on the edge about to leave a corner
Under 50 views club.
The 1 Realm of Retro! 51..... :(
46
47*
otto251 I like fish
Gross
Fuck reality. Video games are better
Luftwaffle yeah that's right
So happy u didn't do a 1st April video
Those doors aren't weird, Inferno just has a lot of broom closets.
Sick video man, really helped pass my 5 mins in my 300 km journey...
Holy moly. Is it possible i saw you in Katowice after the grand final? You were ordering kebab at the same place as i did, and you were with sapphiRe, weren't you? Wish i wasn't so hungry and tired so I could recognize you back then!
nice video! i'm looking forward to getting a new editing software to start making csgo videos like you!
I've always wondered why, ever since they introduced warmup rounds on Dust2 (the only map I ever play on CSGO) in those small close quarter arenas, why textures and even their geometry subtly blink. There has to be some sort of hack they're doing to accommodate the aging engine. Also their illfated BR thing that they did (Blackzone? Blackout? can't remember the name) where the map was pretty large and ran like dogshit
This probably also goes back to the old trick where if you had enough players spraypaint on the Goldsrc engine games parts of the map that had invisible walls (the only one I remember was Nuke and Militia you could get access to) and they were animated GIFs you could crash the server
I also like how players shoot bullets out of their eyeballs instead of the guns
One of the examples of a set of doors you gave had two doors with handles but both of the handles were in a different spot, unlike peklesteiner doors, (or however you spell it) and I know that what isn’t exactly relevant, but it is something that I though was worth pointing out.
Edit: thought*
FINNISHED THE VIDEO ALREADY
I visited venice and i didnt even know what part of it was the map on csgo, it looks very different
I watched this exactly 1 year after it is uploaded. Is it coincidence?
Did 3kliks go to Warwick uni? Looks like one of the accommodation blocks that used to be there
I have a problem with disappearing stuff. When there is a door i sometimes cant see thru it :/
@3kliksphilip there was a thing in CSS i remember if you did noclip into a specifik place on a few maps (example to those miniature 3d models outside the map which looked like actual objects on the map) your character was seen inside the map but like a giant.
It's like the game takes 'info' from the area outside the gameplay-map?
Have you seen this?
I think d2 or aztec was one of the maps when you fly outside you'll see a small area/place that resembles a area where you play too. Put off a bot there and fly back to the actual area and you'll see a giant
best video uou done so yet ! ;)
What I'm curious about are the psychedelic things you see in some spots of certain maps if you go out of bounds.
One of the most obvious ones being on train. Fo from CT spawn to the tool bench and noclip through the door on the right to get into that room. Then continue walking down that little corridor, look to the right and have your mind blown. There's other spots on other maps as well.
What the hell is this about?
hi can you figured out how to fix csgo matchmaking failed error? i cant play any game mode because that error :I
You make a good video out of EVERYTHING.
Well, one limitation we all used to have was mapping and a cheap leak for a fix was to put everything in a skybox.The problem was computers where ass and couldn't handle it leaving use to do the painstaking closed in sky type mapping.I'm glad that's over.
@3kliksphilip i have tried a lot of rates, but i cant get my game to work like it was before, i am getting 4% packet loss and cant fix it at all, its really annoying me now i have tried fixing this for 22 days now please help?
thanks
oh its that time of the year again
The Half-Life 1 maps of black mesa overlap all the time and becomes a mess when seeing them all loaded at the same time. This can be done using a program called HalfMapper by Gzalo. The disappearing thing, or not rendering thing was used by Nipper in his 1.6 map Blahhh at T spawn to make an illusion of portals by walking through doors. This seems to have been more difficult to achieve in source as in CSS and CSGO there are simply walls all over instead.
Overpass isnt open anymore. U cant throw high smokes from ct to B. They added new skyboxes
This was really weird. I just did a project on Italy. Doges Palace - Canals was in my presentation. They are so similar
now I wanna rush from t spawn directly into the pit, gotta unlock that fence on the new dust 2!!