The Mitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy | David Mitchell's FUNNIEST Moments, Outbursts & Rants!
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- David Mitchell's funniest moments, rants and outbursts on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, Was It Something I Said and more!
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Being David Mitchell
Looking unnoteworthy, but not looking so unnoteworthy to the point of being noteworthy.
Everything.
His little bell
Posh or repressed, not sure which...
The note at the end excusing him from participating in the closing bars was amazing.
Not even from his mum! From his wife, hahahahah!
What we really want is more BTS /funny outtakes or too hot for tv clips from all the panels shows!! 8oo10cdc especially, channel4
Narstie and VCM are friends in real life, right?
@@investigate3_11 I actually heard it in Victoria's voice!! XD
Funniest thing in this video.
"I have a note from my wife..."
This man is brilliant, through and through
at the same time, he has never looked so out of place.
that’s the best part
I can well believe that Victoria suggested it, and they both laughed, and then he actually used it in the show. She's sharp as a tack too.
@@thesprawl2361 i can't
@@sergeruffles1380 Um. Okay?
Can i just say 'Mitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy' is hands down the best title ever...
Sure? There's a David Mitchell Compilation titled "Barbigerous Harbinger Of Exuberance"
You should go to a Waterstones - it'd blow your fucking mind.
Permission denied
Have you ever heard of a publication called the Daily Star? You'd absolutely love it.
He'd also make an excellent Arthur Dent.
"A lot of electrician come out of the woodwork."
"Yes, and a lot of carpenters come out of the electricity."
Underrated retort.
Seriously I’m upset that wasn’t picked up on
With just a second of extra thought he would probably have said "wiring" instead but right from the hip that was amazing.
David Mitchell deserves some credit for knowing OG is "original gangster" and not thinking it was Order of the Garter.
Are you telling me Grand Master Flash is not a member of the Order of the Garter ?
Does original gangster mean someone who is into bootlegging? :p
@@poilboiler This clip cuts out a bit in the middle where they ask Jimmy if he knows what OG means and he says original gangster. That's how David knew, he learnt it about 3 seconds before he said that.
@@alexishoare I only know it from GTA San Andreas.
I thought it was "Old Geezer", probably cause I am one...
I wish Richard Ayoade and David Mitchell did more stuff together they bounce of each other really well
Ayoade succeeded Mitchell as president of the Cambridge Footlights. So they've done comedy together since university. There is a photo floating around of Ayoade, Mitchell & John Oliver at a college party.
Richard Ayoade (as well as Ricky Gervais) was an additional writer on the Mitchell and Webb original sketch show Bruiser
@@markbrown7913 John Oliver is legit funny, a pity he sold out and is now doing Trump bashing, leftist propaganda on late night TV.
@@aaronbarlow4376 wow, you are a barrel of laughs. A special little snowflake
@@aaronbarlow4376 in all fairness Trump from a non American view point, is yikes.
The awkward moment when Jimmy and David realise they have to rap. Good that David became prepared.
Something about “became prepared” tickled me
jimmy looks incredibly uncomfortable lol
that "carpenters out of the electricity" line though! A shame no one caught that brilliant line at 7:45
Suchit Vontary it’s a play on “coming out of the woodwork/carpentry” right?
@@UnwovenSleeve yes. Ayode said 'electricians come out of the woodwork to stand around and watch.' So David responded 'and carpenters come out of the electricity'.
You'll note at this point he lowers the bar "Drill in one hand, cock in the other".
@@kylegraham4598 So the peasants can understand something.
@@kylegraham4598 I initially heard it as "caulk in the other." But then I'm very pure-minded. 😈
Hearing Charles Dance say "rumpy-pumpy" honestly makes me so happy. I couldn't want anything else in the world tbh
He has almost as good a voice as Christopher Lee. God forbid they ever remake lord of the rings but charles dance would be a good saruman
🌎 ✌️ ?
“Oppressively cheesy”
Yes. And he went back for more
"I probably shouldn't say this, but it's very very cheesy"
My favorite bit of this video is when he just mutters in exasperation "Oh... the fucking cheese..."
@Leon Russell I'm lactose impatient. I can't abide cheese
Rowan Aboat communist cheese
"why don't you get a seat on this programme"
Unbelievably hilarious
7:37 davids joke there got no laughs coz it was too intelligent:
"a lot of *electricians* come out of the *wood works* "
"and a lot of *carpenters* come out of the *electricity* "
Nah it was just decent
Yeah nah it wasn't that good just decent :p
Amazing joke, just got it after probably seeing this 10 times
I don't get it. Can anyone explain it, please?
Carpenters to wood, as electricians to electricity
"It's a Cornichon actually" "oh thanks, I didn't know where they were from"
@@gabrielcooper1248 Yikes! You embarrassed yourself pretty badly there. Of course they got the joke; that's why they posted it.
@@hux2000 damn, you're right
The toe nail clippings bit is one of the most calculated unhinged things I've ever heard. Every part of it just makes him sound like even more of a crazy person. Expertly executed
"Oppressively cheesey" is the best line he's ever said 🤣
Small dick enthusiasm is his best line..
You know, come to think of it, David Mitchell would be the perfect person to play Arthur Dent in a new version of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." And Robert Webb could play Ford Prefect. And Victoria Coren Mitchell could play Trillian.
I don't see it... I believe neither David nor the viewers would be comfortable with all the mid-air sex in the third book. 😬😂
And Victoria as Trillian doesn't seem the right fit at all, either. 🤔 I can see Robert Webb as Ford though...
Honestly, Martin Freeman was actually perfect casting, it's just a shame they botched some of the story and that the sequels were never made.
David Mitchell would make an amazing Arthur Dent. And Lee Mack as Ford Prefect. Rachel would make a good Trillian since she knows Quantum Physics. Jon Richardson could be Marvin
@@Tkieron How could anyone but Richard be Marvin?
I would watch the hell out of that
@@singenstattatmen5096 It's ok, it's not like an adaptation these day would get that far. I thought Freeman was pretty balls, myself. He's just playing the same socially awkward character he always does. Simon Jones was perfect.
Put your hand up if you're not a predictable gangster.
I refer to myself as an SG: Stale Gangster.
That Liam Neeson part was amazing, knowing they don't want to say anything with the thought Neeson might hunt them down. Also john's noise after he eats Davids fondue was hilarious
Who's the woman next to Mitchell in that bit? I KNOW I saw her somewhere but I couldn't place it to save my life...
@@vojtechjanda9684 That is Zawe Ashton. She played Vod in the TV show Fresh Meat.
@@jaxxfanuk so I checked her acting portfolio and turns out I've seen her in s8 of nu-Who but most likely remember her face from that one episode of Misfits from about 10 years ago. Thanks for the name, now I'm sure I wouldn't have been able to recall where I'd seen her.
I thought the joke was that nobody in show business wants to say "yes it should be the end of his career" out of fear of somehow ending up in the same position.
I think it was more to do with not wanting to or being exhausted at the idea of "canceling" a person, but also not being able to justify their actions by any means.
I think the question was bad.
David talking dirty to Victoria: "Glucose."
Classic! (And does he say it in the same dulcet tone?)
Victoria: Hands him a flapjack, since she always has one with her.
Channel 4: We gonna do a video about David Mitchell lol
Also Channel 4: But we better make sure we put that one "Glory holes" clip in like always tho
I don't know if it's just me, but Ms Dent makes me forget words... I'd glory glory hallelujah her till the second coming of jesus... Oo
@@parishna4882 ok
@@GoatmanDan I don't need your approval.
@@parishna4882 nice man, happy for you. i was just hoping my total lack of interest would make you realise what a weird comment you posted
@@GoatmanDan I'm just so glad you approve... I mean, secretly I need the dopamine hit that I get when people acknowledge me on the internet, that I say one thing, hoping for the opposite to occur. And you just gave me a good hit. ahhhhh... and now... I have buyers remorse.. So now I feel sad again.. maybe if I head on over to Action Labs videos and post something equally random there, I might elicit a few comments directed towards me. But.. I DON'T NEED ANYONE TO MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY......
ps... I'd still shag her brains out..
The "Timing" was perfect
Repitition
Charlie Higson is a criminally underrated comedian
Why don’t you get a seat on this programme?
I'm an American, so I spell it "program," but the way David said that, I *heard* that E.
I don't think Mitchell could have dropped worse bars than the guy before him:
"Y'know what I mean
Y'know what I mean
I say, Y'know what I mean..."
His deadpan delivery of Victoria's exemption letter introduced better harmony and tune to the song than whatever that was.
_At this point Jimmy Carr would just need to laugh were it his turn_
I’ve taken frankly a frightening amount of money from the Swiss government to be the face of fondue lmao
OG - Original Gangster...is that a criminal who has a lot of good ideas? Brilliant
Joe Wilkinson cracking up at the glory holes joke never fails to get me 😂
“I have a note from my wife” will now be the excuse that I use to get out of everything going forward. And I’m not even married.
I absolutely adore David Mitchell. He is rather brilliant. Thank you.
Me too. He is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
7:40 "A lot of Carpenters out of the electricity." Such an underrated joke.
“Wanking in the snow,
Alaska’s cold and very quiet.
Do you hear the bell
Each time I jizz into the white”
Sing this to the tune of Fly Me To The Moon
I sang it to jingle bells and wondered why it didn't work
Well done everybody, quite fun
“Drill in one hand caulk in the other.” Amazing...
He said Cock...
@@jimmygrey6848 or did he? since he was talking about carpenters
@@CorvusCorone68 Clearly said "cock".. He even slightly gestures downwards towards his own. And they were talking about miscellaneous film crew coming to watch when a sex scene is filmed, the implication being they would be cock-in-hand i.e. masturbating... Also the British pronunciation of "Caulk" wouldn't sound like cock, only in an American accent does the AU vowel sound resemble a short "O".
@@jimmygrey6848 yeah it often sounds more like 'culk' over here (with a swallowed 'u'), given our prediliction for not stressing vowel sounds. though ofc we have enough variety of accents that there's probably a few where it sounds very different. i think it still kinda works as a pun/censorship-avoidance trick. he *might* have been saying caulk, it's *just* possible enough to be a deniable use of the word cock in a light entertainment show.
18:52 This is hilarious. The creepy tone is gold.
Max Gustafsson My creature
With no rights in law
David's bars at the end were honestly the best. He squeezed it in pretty tight.
His definition of Original Gangster was spot on, and the black guy's response was great with the mimicking of blazing.
Mo Gilligan. Legend
Charles Dance saying rumpy pumpy is awesome
cut to deleted scene from Game Of Thrones season 4...
Cersei: "Everything they say about me and Jaime... it's true..."
Tywin: "You... you mean... you had rumpy pumpy? No, I don't believe you!"
Cersei: "... Yes you do. We had oodles of rumpy pumpy, and it was glorious."
Can't believe carpenters out of the electricity didn't get a laugh
it was too intellectual :'(
@@gigi3843 It took me a minute or two. If you are slow like me, you do have to stop and think why it is ironic that the carpenters are coming out of the electricity, rather than somewhere else.
@@TheToledoTrumpton I still don't get it
@@Mocsk Carpenters coming out of the woodwork?
"Coming out of the woodwork" is an expression in Britain for appearing unexpectedly.
@@TheToledoTrumpton yeah, I get that. I don't get the part about electricity.
Why does Jimmy laugh backwards
"Ah ah ah ah aahhh"
He laughs on the inhale , not the exhale
No idea, too busy admiring the fact someone else chose the same exact still image from SpongeBob as a profile picture.
Alex C we are truly men of culture
That Chicken Rant was so good
having Donald Blake as one of the acceptable answers for "what is Thor's real name" is quite the throw seeing as I don't think Thor has had that alias for MANY years. Not to mention that he has only ever been Thor Odinson in the MCU
Also it's his name in disguise... And the question was REAL name. So it's not an acceptable answer
Actually he WAS Donald Blake originally. You can thank retcons for the confusion.
It was in the first Thor movie as an easter egg
I never noticed that during the fondue bit Sean keeps trying to make jokes but is interrupted every time by a fondue mishap.
19:48 - "Dear Mr Narstie, please excuse David from PE this morning, as he has lost his gym kit. Yours sincerely, Mrs Mitchell
The nail clippings in the tin bit was BRILLIANT
All I need to make a comedy is.... timing 😄😅😆😂 that was superb comedy timing
It's a cornichons... I didn't realise where they were from. Subtle and hilarious!
I really want to see Mitchell, Webb, Ayoade, and Fielding as a comedy super group.
An early Christmas present! Can I request a similar Sean Lock and Richard Ayoade compilations please???
There’s already a Richard Ayoade one!
One of Sean Lock would be an hour long easily
The big fat quiz superhero rant has to be the best by far! 👌👌👌😂😂😂
MaxTheFun1995 KFC is even better.
I feel like David could do way more if he wanted to but he's happy.
I wanna watch him read slang phrases all day.
"The Mitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
I'd love to see a remake of Hitchhiker's with David as Arthur Dent and Robert Webb as Ford Prefect.
yes, please.
The title reminds me of the fact that I’d give away my liver and one of my kidneys to get Mitchell and Webb to write and star in a hitchhikers guide tv series.
Yip - let's start a mountain of donated livers and kidneys to get this done.
Who would you give them to?
Why would they be sufficient payment?
You seem strange.
@@matthewhowes2978 I know that's you david.
When Joe Wilkinson says that is 'the most unnecessary joke', it really is...
Especially since it was beyond HIS boundaries!
When he says, “sugar” 😍
16:32 Holy crap that's awesome. Timing and repetition.
He would have gone for the hat trick with "rule of three" but that would have seemed mean spirited
"For now, it's just the clippings in the tin..."
Nobody with that haircut should be allowed to say "I've taken a frighteningly large amount of money from the swiss government" without a donation to some kind of charity
Good one
- It's a Cornichon, actually.
- Ah, I didn't know where they are from.
I live and die for all things David Mitchell. God I love him.
The fact that most of the Was It Something I Said? clips from this compilation weren't fully in the original episodes reflects poorly on the editing choices of the show, doesn't it? "Wanking in the snow" and "electricians out of the woodwork" would have been delightful inclusions to the main show
"electricians out of the woodwork" was Richard's line from some other show.
The line was "carpenters out of the electricity"
Was It Something I Said was so disappointing. The thing is that I'm not sure why, it just seems that there was no real energy in the show. Great host, great guests... perhaps it was simply the concept? Or the editing, making the game more important than the banter (which has never been how panel shows work). Though I'm sure it was sad for David that it didn't work out, I'm still glad he wasn't tied to it for longer. Hope to see him host a better panel show some time.
@@edwardv1255 agreed. Would I Lie To You is so much more enjoyable!
@@edwardv1255 I think it was a combination of 3 things:
The concept was definitely part of it. It just wasn't that funny. I also think that, as much as he's talented, Richard Ayoade did not make a great team captain, and isn't actually that comfortable at improv. And this one will be controversial, but I don't think David's a good choice as host. You don't want him delivering lines from a prompter, you want him riffing on a panel.
It had a lot of incredibly talented pieces, just arranged in the wrong order and used badly.
18:46 "aaahhh"
So if anyone was wondering, the reason Jimmy could accept the name Dr. Donald Blake for Thor’s name is because in one of Thor’s comics, he lost his powers and memory, becoming essentially human, and he thought he was Dr. Donald Blake. I can’t quite remember, but I believe it was Loki’s doing at the time. Most things that happen to Thor can be blamed on Loki, quite honestly.
Actually in the early comics, Dr Blake is Thor’s alter ego. He finds a walking stick and discovers that striking it on the ground turns him into Thor so he alternates between Thor and Dr. Blake. I just looked on Wikipedia and what I didn’t realize is that Odin had erased his memory and sent him to Earth to live as a mortal to teach him a lesson in humility.
@@asterix7842 ah, yes, thank you!
You know you've gone too far when Joe Wilkinson says your comment was unnecessary
David Mitchell is my favorite person.
7:43 everyone missed his “a lot of carpenters out of the electricity” joke
David Mitchell is such a nice guy.
Let's Lee Mack ridicule him on WILTY, and then here 10:50 he gifts comedians as well!
"But she will have no rights in law. She'll just be my creature."
He’s really adorable tbh. I recently have been watching David’s videos on TH-cam and enjoy him 🤣
9:15 the international sound of "fucking hell mate, keep it light"
That glory hole joke was brilliant
this is a very good compilation! X'D
I've seen the clip with the gloryhole 100 times and this is the first time I see the bit that originated it.
Joe's mascot adds A LOT to the joke as well, a shame it's usually separated from David's bit.
The best part of Big Fat Quiz is when they bring out the snacks.
OMG OMG OMG OMG, I don't even know who Jon is, but his little reaction when the fondue cheese was too hot! I need to watch that about another 8 million times.
Please do yourself a favor and find out who Jon Richardson is. He's amazing
Yes he is.very very funny.❤❤❤❤❤❤
I think David Mitchell just came up with a BETTER explanation of what OG means
The nice thing about a fondue is that it often leads to a fondle
I was really hoping he'd say, "Rule of three!" at 16:58.
19:12 How David is sitting is how I sit through all of life when people are around.
- What's your spirit animal?
- David Mitchell.
At the closing bars I expected David to quote Shakespeare or something but this was better.
i got a feeling that david could totally spit fire bars tho, just think of it as poetry
Is the wiltynope guy putting these together?
Frankly someone needs to hire that man
Fifthed
nineteenthed...
Shit... jumped over a few there to some extent...
That made my day!
These are extremely funny!
Very smart and entertaining fellow.
Jimmy's "glory holes" joke was brilliant!
I did not know that David is essentially responsible for the glory holes joke
a note from his wife VCM
In my alternate universe, David took part in the rap but came out with, "I aint rapping here, bro, cuz my rapping skills blow. As I'm sure you already know I'm basically my character on Peep Show".
*WELL DONE*
Jimmy and David hade a massive culture shock didn’t they 😅😅😀😀
David is a god. I have never laughed so hard.
His mascots are the best
The only use for a fondue is as the prelude to a fondle
David Mitchell is so damn funny!
1:30 gets me everytime lol
I love it wehn he makes jokes!
I dunno if im hearing something thats not there but when he read out the note it had some kind of flow..."not be taking part in the closing bars"
My God, it's sad how much I can relate to David.
Whys that sad?
David Mitchell is seriously underrated.
Amazing 😂