Frank tells his incredible hamburger story... Charlie gives the gift of hornets.

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  • @wjatube
    @wjatube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1782

    This is precisely why I look for an "H" on the side of any box that I open.

    • @kevincastaneda6075
      @kevincastaneda6075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Smart man.

    • @arbigobiaalu
      @arbigobiaalu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I always remove the H first

    • @andrewj1216
      @andrewj1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arbigobiaalu lol

    • @nickazar7846
      @nickazar7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @John Doe vornets

    • @sheryllamb
      @sheryllamb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nickazar7846 there exactly like hornets in every way but they only have half of the W

  • @bijuutamer729
    @bijuutamer729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Charlie did that dude a favor. He would have been the next cricket if he crossed Dee.

    • @arnigeir1597
      @arnigeir1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Or strip danced in front of his daughter...

    • @Djarra
      @Djarra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Watch the Reunion episode he's well on his way to being the neck Cricket.

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣 I never thought of it that way but you are almost certainly right

    • @The_Seventh_Soul
      @The_Seventh_Soul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@Djarra Oh yeah, that's right! And all those scars from the hornet stings means that his pizza face is here to stay!

    • @svenniepennie4237
      @svenniepennie4237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plus, he's gonna get a lot of sweet honey.

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The way Charlie was worried about how the waitress must have been hurt... He may be a vile dude but he has his (very) wholesome moments.

    • @JMandJJ7797
      @JMandJJ7797 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's not really vile he's just incredibly ignorant and stupid

  • @bretthess6376
    @bretthess6376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    "Because of something I did with the onions...to myself..."
    What a visual..... Whew

  • @Kuaheak2018
    @Kuaheak2018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    "I feel like you deserve it."
    oh, dramatic irony at its finest

    • @IYamJayJay
      @IYamJayJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im kind of confused what is the gift

    • @williamblazkowicz5587
      @williamblazkowicz5587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@IYamJayJay Hornets

    • @stasjovb
      @stasjovb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not dramatic irony tbf

    • @willkoestner4159
      @willkoestner4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Grant Parlier Thanks. I was starting to doubt my understanding.

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Grant Parlier I bet you're fun at parties

  • @trippytigertony5520
    @trippytigertony5520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I do love how Brad got his karma in the form of Charlie with hornets and on top of that Charlie's reaction at the end was like "I can't believe that worked"

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep! He definitely deserved the hornet scars he got from it. He’s a huge douchebag.

  • @jaybouchard5997
    @jaybouchard5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    ngl this is one of my favorite Charlie moments he actually made a smart move showing how he actually cares for both Dee & the Waitress

    • @Rob_Cary
      @Rob_Cary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      I think its just the waitress he cares about lol

    • @chrischickering1959
      @chrischickering1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Reminds me of BEAK !

    • @Lith333
      @Lith333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      As a bird lawyer, Dee is one of his best clients.

    • @Rob_Cary
      @Rob_Cary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @John Howard One person lol. Dee spent the majority of this episode trying to screw over the waitress as well haha.

    • @chrischickering1959
      @chrischickering1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @John Howard I think that even though charlie is abused horribly by the gang they would protect him if he were being attacked

  • @Devan-he4kr
    @Devan-he4kr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Imagine how depraved whatever Frank did with the onions had to be in order to bum Artemis out.

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I imagine it was as simple as rubbing onions all over his junk before sticking it in her, probably making a very unpleasant and possibly infectious sexual experience for her.

    • @ChodeMaster
      @ChodeMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stuflames4769 who would want their dick to smell of onions for several days, christ.

    • @djolemacola
      @djolemacola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ChodeMaster The one and only, the Trashman! :D

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just keeping it real, man

    • @SailorMercury6449
      @SailorMercury6449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It probably wasn't depraved enough...Like he just took them off his burger and threw them in the traaaaash

  • @Apethantos
    @Apethantos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Let me pop a quick H on this box...

    • @P8P89
      @P8P89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That way everyone knows it’s hornets.

  • @Fung43
    @Fung43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    the fact that his face is gonna be covered in hornet stings is really fucking funny since he had acne in high school

    • @Henry-kz4gn
      @Henry-kz4gn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wonder if they ever thought of that -_-

    • @addisonbettis
      @addisonbettis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He’s covered in hornet stings in the reunion episode

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    One of the better Charlie moments

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Charlie is literally the only one of the gang that's halfway decent. He's illiterate, huffs glue/spray paint, and is obsessed with the waitress but morally he's the only good one of the group. He also shows incredible talent, wisdom, and intelligence in parts of the show despite him being an "idiot".

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All the Charlie moments are good moments

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MauiWowieOwie exactly. He is talented with the piano, cleaning, preparation. He works hard (health inspection episode for example). And he actually seems to give a damn about other people sometimes. Which is a lot more than can be said about Frank, Dennis, Dee, or Mac

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@moistnugget4147 Frank cares about Charlie and that's about it. Still a terrible person though.
      Charlie is the only redeemable character.

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MauiWowieOwie agreed

  • @mattboyle6544
    @mattboyle6544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    What could Frank have possibly done to himself with onions that would upset Artemis? ARTEMIS.!

    • @StandWatie1862
      @StandWatie1862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They have sex in dumpsters. Who knows

    • @echo7234
      @echo7234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Simply eat them with no sexual tension

    • @mattboyle6544
      @mattboyle6544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You nailed it

    • @From-North-Jersey
      @From-North-Jersey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am going to guess she was not upset about what he did with the onions, but that he put them back with the rest of the edible food when he was done with them.

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Clearly marked "I"
    for "Ingagement Present"

    • @skyserf
      @skyserf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    How thoughtful, Charlie gave him his honey!

  • @dimitriisov1262
    @dimitriisov1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The smile and scoff as he's walking away were brilliant

  • @kingofstupid5275
    @kingofstupid5275 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Why dont you go ahead and have this present anyway.. I feel like you deserve it.".
    This dude had no idea how cold that line actually was, especially from Charlie who gets worked up fairly easily over random things sometimes. The fact that he was so calm and deliberate about it makes it even more savage

  • @davidr.4042
    @davidr.4042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Frank, I don't give a shit about any of this." 😂😂😂

    • @davidr5445
      @davidr5445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo a doppleganger

  • @gaz3673
    @gaz3673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Charlie is low-key pure

    • @kennethbryant5819
      @kennethbryant5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      well not exactly. He did break Ruby Taft's heart and pretended to have cancer once.

    • @dadoodfrumcheers.
      @dadoodfrumcheers. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      iman jones he was the victim in high school, there’s better ways to get back at people , or just accept that school sucks and try to get back by living a better life than the people who were shitty . By participating in this little game , the dude went from being a victim to just as bad as everyone else . Maybe not just as bad lol but he’s not innocent

    • @dadoodfrumcheers.
      @dadoodfrumcheers. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      iman jones very true . Shit , touché . I have no argument

    • @wingnightbackwards
      @wingnightbackwards 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kennethbryant5819 he did say low-key

    • @mikeking3400
      @mikeking3400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He killed a kid

  • @alexandergrace5144
    @alexandergrace5144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I hope to never receive a box of hornets.

    • @Somethingnow1
      @Somethingnow1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well you'll know it by the H on the box.

  • @SourceACHV
    @SourceACHV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This right here is one of my favorite Charlie moments of the show.

  • @Martdogg3000
    @Martdogg3000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Franks story is one of my favorite moments from the entire show.

  • @pory913
    @pory913 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That has to be the most pettiest thing ever

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Lol Franks hamburger story is one the funniest damn things I ever heard

    • @swagmoneyrecords
      @swagmoneyrecords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the way mac is just straight up like "frank, i dont give a shit about any of this" is also funny 😂

    • @Cookieboy70
      @Cookieboy70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! I think's underrated. I really wish I would have seen and understood more about why there were hamburgers all over the floor and what Frank did to himself with onions.

    • @bosdirtdog
      @bosdirtdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grade A quality content

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Pretty sure you'd be able to hear the hornets in a BOX OF HORNETS

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't ruin this for us man. Not while our nips are like this.

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Brian C You're right, I underestimated his hornet expertise

    • @Mrjonnyjonjon123
      @Mrjonnyjonjon123 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can soundproof the Hornet box

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD ปีที่แล้ว

      He blew a bunch of cigarette smoke in there to calm em down.

  • @sylvia1797
    @sylvia1797 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how Brad calling her "that coffee shop waitress" implies that he still doesn't know the waitress's name after being fake engaged to her.

  • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
    @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Frank's imitation of the Wendy's manager is too good

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Man...that dude actually thought he wasn’t wasting his time😂

  • @melissag1364
    @melissag1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Would’ve been funny if he shook it a bit like “hmm I wonder what’s in here?” Only making the hornets angrier.

  • @MauiWowie51
    @MauiWowie51 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't know how he didn't know there were hornets in there. There was a giant H on the box.

  • @Kelsdoggy
    @Kelsdoggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maybe the dude will actually find the hornet honey

  • @pwk22
    @pwk22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy is going to see the "H" on the box and know it's hornets.

  • @bennie.379
    @bennie.379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the delivery of the "...then artemis got all bummed out because of something with the onions to myself..." is so funny, he tries to dismiss whatever happened and not let anyone else know what he did 🤣🤣

  • @BYWR8M
    @BYWR8M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Charlies inner larry david at 1:48

  • @abrahamlincoln9758
    @abrahamlincoln9758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He's gonna get all that free honey!

  • @fieldroaster21
    @fieldroaster21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The H on the box hahahaha

  • @alistairrico6347
    @alistairrico6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Out of context. Not knowing the show. Just somehow stumbling upon this video. At this specific time in always sunny.... The first 30 seconds of this video is PERFECTION

  • @schnoz2372
    @schnoz2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wonder if this makes charlie the most morally good character

    • @fitrianhidayat
      @fitrianhidayat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How? The dude was just getting some sweet revenge, he didn't deserve to be hated

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mac and Charlie are probably better than the other three, morally. Which isn't saying much.
      They are all pretty awful.

    • @GBrimstone
      @GBrimstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk... I mean morals in that group are pretty skewed lol. Did we forget Charlie totally ignoring that girl that liked him for the waitress? I think as crazy as mac is . He is probably the one who is often blind but better morals even with his bible thumping

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fitrianhidayatHolding a grudge for well over a decade and then manipulating people who could have very well changed immensely is not only a crazy waste of time and disproportionately petty, but also a showcase of deranged behavior and a lack of trustworthiness.
      How does a guy who dedicates that much time and effort to hurting others because of something petty from 13+ years ago conduct himself regularly, or deal with day-to-day interpersonal conflict?

    • @fitrianhidayat
      @fitrianhidayat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheNinja94a no, just because you think so, doesn't mean it's true
      Normally

  • @rumham1271
    @rumham1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Let me just pop a quick gauge on this box so we know it’s full of hornets”

    • @flumpyhumpy
      @flumpyhumpy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A quick " 'aitch ". The letter: H

  • @benjamin-papa
    @benjamin-papa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's no way you wouldn't hear those hornets if they were still alive

  • @zezimabloodbender2035
    @zezimabloodbender2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy is the best!

  • @pory913
    @pory913 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel like part of that was for Dee

  • @bretthess6376
    @bretthess6376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Triumph of Cholly...Putting the Hornet Boot in.

  • @BlazyBluntz
    @BlazyBluntz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    H-ornets this way up ⬆️

  • @Andres-us9ld
    @Andres-us9ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that dude acts line dennis, and talks too

  • @thepageofawesome
    @thepageofawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    How do neither of them say her name

    • @Mwuesse
      @Mwuesse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      because that's the joke?

    • @TalhaFaisal1
      @TalhaFaisal1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they dont remember her name

    • @wb8905
      @wb8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TalhaFaisal1 I believe Charlie knows but has a sick obsession that she is a coffee waitress (or was) and so never uses her actual name.

  • @firefistx7477
    @firefistx7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You can imagine the reaction the writers had when they were writing this stoned

    • @kanpekiken2481
      @kanpekiken2481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well the writers are the actors on the show so

  • @r3b3lvegan89
    @r3b3lvegan89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is it just me or it is absolutely genius and hilarious that the gang has different last names but they’re family, so when they split up and fuck with people they can get away with more shit because people don’t connect the gangs dots until it’s too late and it’s just amazing.

    • @PB-ie8cj
      @PB-ie8cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Frank Reynolds
      Dee Reynolds
      Dennis Reynolds

  • @shamusbob7969
    @shamusbob7969 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "The Gift of Hornets" Lol the way the uploader typed that sounds exactly how The Gang would say it...

  • @gvantsasakaruli9900
    @gvantsasakaruli9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember how the made fun of US in high school?
    I remember how they made fun of YOU.
    that's funny, but what's even funnier is that Charlie went to high school but still can't read and write, how the hell did his pass primery school?

  • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883
    @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh he thinks acne is bad.. just wait til he opens the box with H on it

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They did this on Married with Children, someone who was ugly in high school but turned out to be hot and rich later tricks the always popular and good looking Kelly (Christina Applegate ) into something bad, standing up on the roof cold and alone?

    • @alexanderkosoris6913
      @alexanderkosoris6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Let's give a quick shout out to Christina Applegate.

    • @Kromsmitesyou
      @Kromsmitesyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are you reading Mein Kampf?

    • @timm7681
      @timm7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sup mellow

    • @GBrimstone
      @GBrimstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. It was a "nerdy type" with acne and all but then at the reunion or whatever, they seem him looking hot and with alot of money. He gets even with them all, bud has sex with one. Etc etc. Kelly also did something similar with a girl who was messing with bud, left her naked and taped up at school.

  • @trevor4533
    @trevor4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YoU GoTtA ClEaN tHaT uP.

  • @fuison55
    @fuison55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Big ol' H on the box

  • @chubbypapaya
    @chubbypapaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    no, no, these are *hornet* scars. hey, you guys seen charlie kelly around?

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They sting him in the face and his acne returns?

  • @TobeWilsonNetwork
    @TobeWilsonNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “…I remember how they made fun of you.”

  • @Mulluns
    @Mulluns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I clearly give a shit about Frank's story and I want to know the rest.

  • @michaelv4871
    @michaelv4871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I literally just watched this episode for the first time yesterday!

  • @LeFaisDoDo
    @LeFaisDoDo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    charlie definitely got on that finasteride

    • @thomaskaaz1
      @thomaskaaz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao oh man definitely, I never noticed until now

  • @henrysmith7276
    @henrysmith7276 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I remember how they made fun of you"...FUCKING BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

  • @definatelynotsomeguyyouknow
    @definatelynotsomeguyyouknow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how the box has H for hornets in case he forgot

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's sinister as fuck

  • @MrTrenttness
    @MrTrenttness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "H" 😄

  • @noahb5779
    @noahb5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bout to bring that acne back lol

    • @theprimo100
      @theprimo100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lasers could probably fix that

  • @donaldpetersen2382
    @donaldpetersen2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't remember this episode of Curb.

  • @Potato-Eye
    @Potato-Eye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Zero context

  • @ianstephenson9721
    @ianstephenson9721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love this scene. Shows how much Charlie cares about Dee.

    • @wongyefc1
      @wongyefc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He did it for the waitress not Dee

    • @mclovin3372
      @mclovin3372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ronald Weasley well it was sort of for both. After dude explained he dumped waitress and now he’s doing it to Dee, Charlie gives him the present anyway

    • @ianstephenson9721
      @ianstephenson9721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wongyefc1 He was going to take the gift back until he realized that he was going to do the same thing to Dee

    • @LorenzoDoesntExist
      @LorenzoDoesntExist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ianstephenson9721 I mean, it's a short scene, so I don't understand why you're misremembering it. He decides to give the gift because he talked about how he hurt the waitress. Cut out his line about Dee and the momentum of the scene doesn't change because he couldn't care less about Dee.

    • @jjmanzano9
      @jjmanzano9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Charlie cares for both of them. I love his little smile at the end. Charlie's finest moment!

  • @humanfilth666ify
    @humanfilth666ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Tim!

  • @AndeePandee
    @AndeePandee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does the thumbnail look like it's from fucking blue's clues? 😅

  • @youvanced6593
    @youvanced6593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's in the box?

  • @EpiccougROTMG
    @EpiccougROTMG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    frank i don’t give a shit about any of this

  • @piglet2548
    @piglet2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That guy didn't seem that bad. Everyone deserves their revenge.

    • @CitizenSnips69
      @CitizenSnips69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that Rambo you’re doing?

    • @CitizenSnips69
      @CitizenSnips69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@lyonsmaneproductions3431 Yes, yes. Well, come on. Let's go. Get up. Tag! You're it! Holy sh1t! Holy sh1t, dude. Holy sh1t! Tag, you're it? And a knife? What the hell is this, man? Why are you laughing? Stop laughing, dude. This is serious sh1t! Yeah? Huh? What? Oh my god. Are you kidding me? You gorilla masked me? Yes! Bro, you gotta admit. I had so much more awesome than tea-bagging. Oh, yeah? Take a look at your mouth, you tell me. You put your balls in my mouth while I was sleeping? Yeah, man, twice. That's rape. Yeah, I know. That is borderline rape. Yeah, bro, you got a lot of people care. Not anymore. Yeah, I guess not. Jesus, man. What's with the note? I mean what's with the our tricks. No, I didn't leave it. I thought you left it. So it was Cricket. Oh, sh1t! Ok, Cricket got to us. He got to us. Oh, damn! He got to us, Dennis. Ok, the good news is the gorilla mask, the purple tea-bag both totally viable options, right? Ok, the bad news is.. It looks like Cricket finally snapped. We may have pushed him to far, Dennis. What do you think he's gonna do? We need to get to him first. We need to set a trap. Yeah. Then how do you catch a cricket? With a giant bird. Dee, would you calm down? You're eating that cheese steak like a some kind of giant bird, you know? I can't help it, Charlie. You know, I got an insatiable hunger. Oh, I know what that hunger is, you know? Stop telling me about the hunger, Ok? I'm feeling a good. - Is it? Now, let's just go back to the morgue, ok? This is sh1t. No, that place is terrible. Oh, none of those were terrible. Don't think about that. Look, Dee. We're cannibals now. although it's pretty obvious to me. I started to look that, but isn't it? That's a fact, Dee. That's what it is. Look, if we don't feed the hunger, we can die for that. It's not our fault. It's nature. That's nature! That's what happens, people die from the hunger. Oh my god. All the time that happens. We don't want that to happen. Oh my god, that happened to me. It won't happen to you? No, I want it happen to me, but I'm not going back to that morgue. Oh, we gotta do something about it. Oh, Charlie, oh, I wanted to eat that lady so bad. I did, too. I did, too. We're gonna have to do it. No, no! We're gonna have to find a living human being. No, no, you know why? I'll tell you why. Because it's dead meat, and dead meat is bad meat. No, not the morgue. I'm with you on this. On this thing. I never wanted that before, I wanna know. I know, but I wanna know. We gotta find a guy. We gotta kill that guy, and we gotta eat it. Somebody, little rotten maybe. Somebody.. That nobody will start asking questions about, if he's missing. I mean, when we do that, we don't want any gushers. I don't wanna get caught. Someone no in the world could ever care about. Small change? Hungry Please help. Aho. I can't do this. They're not coming off, seriously. Oh, no, they're not going to. I used airplane glue, bro. That's gonna be your look for a while. Now, run me through how we're gonna do this with Dee. I'll talk her to it. Don't. Dee, ah, great. We need to use you as bait for our Cricket. Screw up. What in the hell is going on here? Who is this? No, no, we don't wanna know his name. Go away! No, wait, wait, Dee. What? Oh my god no. What are we doing? What? You know what kid? You gotta get out of here, man. You gotta get out of here. It's not safe here. We can't do this. No. Charlie, listen to me, listen to me good. If we don't eat this kid, we're gonna die. You know it. Oh my god, I wanna eat him as much as you wanna eat him, but it's wrong to do it. No, it's a.. It's wrong that, going back to the street! Damn it! Damn it! So, you're gonna eat that kid. No, you don't know. You don't have the hunger. You know? We don't give a sh1t about any of these. Dee? Cricket trap bait? You? What? Hello? Hey, Frank. Hooray. Speaker, yeah, hold on. Is Dennis with you? Uh.. yeah. Good, back in Dennis, prepare to be burned alive. This is the point where I normally burn you alive, but I just did it to prove a point that I think I made my point. Hey, Frank. Hey, Frank. Hey, man. Hey, Franky. Good to see you. Good to see you, man. Hey, look. Can you get us more like human meat? Bodies, please. Are you still going on about the meat? I didn't feed you human meat. It was a raccoon. What? What? You ate raccoon meat. I told you it was people, because I wanted to freak you out, because you're stealing my food. No! No, no. No, no. Then why am I always hungry? And stomach pains? And nothing satisfies the hunger? You probably got a tapeworm. Raccoon meat is lousy with parasites. Ok, are we done here? Because we're bored of sh1t. No, no, no, no, no. Not yet. Get ready, for a mouthful... of strawberry blond haired, covered balls. Frank? Grab 'em. We're not doing that. What do you mean? What do you mean we're not doing it. I lied. What? What, what is it with you people? I mean, you guys are always touching each other's nipples, putting your balls in each other's mouths. Yeah, it's fun. It's funny. I just don't understand your generation. Raccoon meat! Ball sh1t! What? That was human meat, I know it. Look, I don't give you a sh1t what you think. Oh, really? Yeah. I gotta chop off that pieces of that fellow calf muscle of yours, Frank. And I'm gonna eat it. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, Charlie. We're gonna put it on the hot plate, right? Get him! Oh, you can't run way from me! Well, I guess the hunt is all once bagan. Indeed, it is. Oh, they're gonna have so much fun, man. Oh, those two are gonna have blast, huh? So, I guess the only thing that's left is to figure out what to do with Mr. Cricket. Yeah, oh. What to do, what to do. Guess it's just us. It's just you and us, and a.. Couple pairs of sour sweaty balls.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not at all

    • @bakshir
      @bakshir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you're kinda fucked in the head huh op?

    • @CitizenSnips69
      @CitizenSnips69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Da'Rellus Jarvis Marquavius .nwolc nworb ybab nwolc ,nwolc nworb ybab nwolC
      (the backwards message from the credits of season 4)

  • @alejandrovelasquez6017
    @alejandrovelasquez6017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    H

  • @Phoenix-dz2nu
    @Phoenix-dz2nu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gross story