Shitstorm VI - Evil Park

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  • @mikemike1317
    @mikemike1317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    The real shitstorm is trying to see what's happening in this game

    • @DialUpConquerer
      @DialUpConquerer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But darkness is scaaaaaaaarrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy

  • @N_Moli
    @N_Moli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Never explain anything" -David Cage.

  • @MChill
    @MChill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I kept expecting Jack Baker to come charging outta the darkness.
    *Welcome to the park, son!*

  • @emerl298
    @emerl298 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Lovecraft: The progenitor of "I ain't gotta explain shit"

    • @nono9543
      @nono9543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Also the progenitor of lines like "Fuck Hope!" and. "Adjectives. Adjectives. ADJECTIVES!"

    • @LittleMountain90
      @LittleMountain90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "It's scary because it doesn't make sense."

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "it was indescribable" = (take a drink)

    • @nerdyvids1
      @nerdyvids1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      =dead

    • @n0m4nic
      @n0m4nic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oddly enough, cool with Jews and Mexicans.

  • @shadowforce96
    @shadowforce96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I feel like a park is Pat's worst nightmare. There are kids all around laughing and playing being kids, probably confusing him for a fellow kid, and just the fact of having to be outside and social. Not to mention the public toilets reminding him of what awaits in his eternal toiletude.

    • @rocwood
      @rocwood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't forget the roaming syringe monsters

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At least he wouldn’t need to worry about clipping through the fabric of reality.

    • @levib003
      @levib003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shadowforce96 I

    • @MantraMan2077
      @MantraMan2077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Porkinski That's my favourite term for a crackhead to date.

    • @TarvynSero
      @TarvynSero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "toiletude"
      i love it

  • @Sigismund697
    @Sigismund697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Oh boy
    Unity based first person flashlight exploration game
    MY FAVORITE

  • @MyRochambeau
    @MyRochambeau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Pat in a mansion: This looks just like the spencer estate!
    Pat in a mall: This looks just like the spencer estate!
    Pat in a park, looking at a tree: This looks just like the spencer estate!
    Is this anor londo?

    • @AstralMuffin105
      @AstralMuffin105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Spencer Estate is in Anor Londo? It all makes sense now!

  • @Goose_BooseYT
    @Goose_BooseYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    I actually can't even tell if Billy's actually sick or if this is part of the spooky plot. Either, I'm getting way more interested by the nothing in the description than when there was something.

    • @L1qu1d-2qu1d
      @L1qu1d-2qu1d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Goose Boose I made a guess a while back that I could be a clue to what silent hill we'll be getting and after that Billy's logs are starting to stop. Makes me worry that I ruined it :(

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They said during the podcast the lp this year would be Evil Within 2

    • @letthebasscannon223
      @letthebasscannon223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I sincerely hope the Shitstorm finale is the Silent Hill 1 LP.

    • @PureMetalDragon
      @PureMetalDragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      There used to be a description here. It's gone now

    • @LittleMountain90
      @LittleMountain90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When you stare at the abyss of the description, it stares back into you.

  • @appjack8265
    @appjack8265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    There was a description here. It's gone now.

    • @danadoozyd3120
      @danadoozyd3120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      App Jack there was a hole here. It's gone now.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “There was a Billy here....”
      “He’s gone now...”

    • @crysostomis
      @crysostomis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      4 Itchy tastey

    • @fuckoff8388
      @fuckoff8388 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      App Jack awesi

  • @lancrin9262
    @lancrin9262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Evil Park so every Park after 2 am.

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or the park behind my house 24/7

  • @parkerthomas3803
    @parkerthomas3803 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    That first jump scare got me and them good.

    • @Slyth1
      @Slyth1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pretty much crapped myself on the church scare

    • @lustandluster
      @lustandluster 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      nearly threw my phone that was a good one

    • @andrei11dr97
      @andrei11dr97 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This game dosent scar me not that I'm a badass that dosent ghet scared I shit my pants playing Spookis but there's no tension you walk outside and shit atacs you instantly trees better tho have a built up for the scars in a game

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's starting the first time a dude randomly bum-rushes you in the dark, but then it stops being scary in any way, shape, or form... which is a problem since that's all this game ever does....

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrei11dr97 You want to know how I got those scars?

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Come on guys. I think it's just Misunderstood Park.

    • @fuckoff8388
      @fuckoff8388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hoxtolicious the park did nothing wrong

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its fine, the park just had a brief psycho break.

  • @Nephets_blue
    @Nephets_blue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I’m worried about Billy

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Never explain anything"
    Is one of my favourite quotes
    Followed by "I need the bathroom" and "I'm hungry"

  • @SamuelCatsy
    @SamuelCatsy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Thank god this was a one-off. Staring at a dark screen while they talk about finding gas for 20 of the 30 minutes was rough. But I guess that's the price you pay for a Shitstorm.

    • @musicsheep9816
      @musicsheep9816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samuel B on mobile it's pitch black and they get scared from something I can't even see

  • @thepickles8833
    @thepickles8833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Is this "Evil Park" located in an *Evil Zone* ?

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Adjacent to the Bone Zone

    • @BreadandFaxes
      @BreadandFaxes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I miss Discovery Zone.

    • @emerl298
      @emerl298 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Pickles Right next to Crisis Zone.

    • @PureMetalDragon
      @PureMetalDragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And is it headed by EVILLLLACCCCK!

    • @REAPErkil29
      @REAPErkil29 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And not to far from the danger zone

  • @InuKH2Sammy
    @InuKH2Sammy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The Real Shitstorm should be Pat and Woolie playing The 3rd Birthday

  • @odolowa1
    @odolowa1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    We will never learn the name of Lovecraft's cat because Woolie's not here.

    • @cristianl1516
      @cristianl1516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oliver Perks or [REDACTED] he'd totally say it.

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "[REDACTED]man"

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe we could get PewDiePie to stand in for him.

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liam would work too. Could see the many stars in his big anime eyes as he does it.

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he and good ol Howie where pretty close so he'd know.

  • @MakiKuronami
    @MakiKuronami 7 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA:
    Yaoguai are demonic creatures in Chinese folklore. It's a catch-all term that refers to evil animal spirits, fallen Celestials or those who gained magic through Taoism. One thing they all share in common is their desire for immortality.
    Some of them aren't even evil by nature, some are loose pets of the Celestials that roam the mortal realm because they can't keep a leash on them.
    Baigujing is one of the more famous yaoguai known, having been featured in the Journey to the West as one of the Boss Ghosts they encounter. Her true form is that of a skeleton. Specializing in shapeshifting, she took the form of a young lady to trick Sun Wukong's group into eating poisonous fruits.
    Sun Wukong kicked her ass. She tried again and took the form of an elderly lady and convinced them that she's the mother of the young lady Sun Wukong owned. Sun Wukong kicked her ass again. Then she tries again in the form of an old man claiming to be looking for his daughter and wife. Sun Wukong kicks her ass again and kills her for reals this time, reverting her into a skeleton.
    Throughout that escapade the rest of the group, from their viewpoint just saw Sun Wukong kill three people for no reason other than he claims they're demons. It culminates in Sanzang just straight up ditching him. This bites them in the ass later.

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why are bears in Fallout called that?

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      what are you? the Spookydex?

    • @letthebasscannon223
      @letthebasscannon223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The Fallout bears were named that by Chinese survivors (IIRC, they were the people in internment camps or something).

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But why are they still known by that name 200+ years after?

    • @lancrin9262
      @lancrin9262 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not read this but yes i agree we all need to "take care" of the next commenter

  • @SwagbitoUchiha
    @SwagbitoUchiha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I still can't bring myself to skip this intro it's so good

    • @JJMomoida
      @JJMomoida 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Swagbito Uchiha it's also the right length.

    • @koquarian
      @koquarian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think it's the weakest yet. :\ I liked the one with Matt's cat torpedoing through Pat's torso a lot. The creepy Dark Souls-ish one was my favorite. I absolutely love the "Head-for-Hire" sign by Woolie's decapitated head in that one.

    • @christopherrapczynski204
      @christopherrapczynski204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I watched every one every year and have skipped every one after the first watch this year. I really don't like this one. The artstyle isn't charming, the music isn't fitting, and the subject matter isn't funny or scary. Beheaded woolie laughing as a ghost transforms is great, cat diving through matt is great, and both looked great too, this one is neither to me, I don't even slightly like it.

    • @battlestarnomore
      @battlestarnomore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can, every time.

    • @flyinggeneral
      @flyinggeneral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I share your sentiments. I skip it every single time.

  • @geckowonderful
    @geckowonderful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Why do I get genuinely more enjoyment from these first person, generic Unity slender clones than actually artful, atmospheric horror games.
    I can't stop eating shit

    • @MrStatistx
      @MrStatistx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For me i prefer shitty games on this, cause the good ones i usually know or want to play myself.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      These shit games are more fun to watch but the good games are more entertaining to watch

    • @TDog93
      @TDog93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The shit ones are better for one and done videos, the good ones are better for a longer/let's play series.

    • @ryangallagher8194
      @ryangallagher8194 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those ones are more interesting. But these ones are easier to rewatch.

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      geckowonderful I dunno, man. I used to do entire streams of just B-Horror garbage I found on IndieDB. I was doing it for Mystery Science Theater 3000 purposes though. So that's a thing

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The scariest part of this game is that it's made with Unity.
    That's fucking terrifying.

    • @icecreammouth
      @icecreammouth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Worse. Made in Unity with _Unity assets._

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoggyMicrowaveNugget 99% of the stuff made with Unity is ass. Keeping the barrier of entry to game design high Lee would be a good thing so garbage can be churned out and flood market places. Unity is a travesty for gaming.

    • @bloobybot1512
      @bloobybot1512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alastor8091 This is the best answer to "how can you say you have nothing to do with ganes without saying you have nothing to do with games" I've ever seen.

  • @TheDeliciousMystery
    @TheDeliciousMystery 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of HP lovecrafts most famous quotes, from the collection "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? a collection of short stories"

  • @magerr98
    @magerr98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These openings get better and better every fuckin time the fact you guys commission these really shows how much effort and love you put into your channel, at least to me. And the artists that put them together are equally amazing. Been with you guys a long time, love ya

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Billy, please come home. Your parents are worried about you.

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think communists kidnaped him back to Vietnam.

    • @PublicEnemy04
      @PublicEnemy04 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Don't worry, he's in a happier place now.
      Liam's place.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No they aren't

    • @BrunoWolfMetal
      @BrunoWolfMetal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bill is the Kakyoin of the zaibatsu confirmed

    • @L1qu1d-2qu1d
      @L1qu1d-2qu1d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Billy used to be here, he's gone now

  • @mikea2317
    @mikea2317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5 years later and this jogo is just as mysterious!!

  • @thepowerfulpaet4937
    @thepowerfulpaet4937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I'm accidentally crushing this game" he says as he ignores 2 more lock picks in the same place as the first one.

    • @JJGamez64
      @JJGamez64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought the same thing at first but after the first death you can see that there's only one to take.

  • @deathmetalalchemist2731
    @deathmetalalchemist2731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If any of you are rewatching these, I looked it up, Lovecraft did say that quote. Also, his cat went missing in 1904 and he mourned him and never got another. Don't go down the Lovecraft rabbit hole.

  • @Thorrison
    @Thorrison 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I still can't get over how good the intro is. I'd watch a full length animation in that style.

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like it's directly ripping off some anime but I don't know which one.

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Simpsons - Mr Plow

    • @janeyrattray544
      @janeyrattray544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isaac Morrison it's seriously making me crave a mountains of madness anime, like how the count of monte cristo got an anime in the form of gankutsuou. Classic literature anime is an underserved niche.

    • @gambucino1260
      @gambucino1260 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isaac Morrison there he is 😵

    • @Duskbase
      @Duskbase 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Attack on Titan? The shading effects on the faces give me that impression.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Aren't all parks automatically evil and only dog parks are good

    • @DesiderioSemper
      @DesiderioSemper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Have you listened to Welcome to Nightvale? Because that dog park is evil.

    • @Imasuky
      @Imasuky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Do Not talk about THE DOG PARK, do not look at THE DOG PARK, do not think about THE DOG PARK!!!

    • @StevenFallsOver
      @StevenFallsOver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Devon Palmer Dog parks can be evil if some maniac starts killing dogs and leaving them in the dog park.

    • @Dedlok
      @Dedlok 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're good parks, Brent!

    • @NoThanksBossThisIsKindaLame
      @NoThanksBossThisIsKindaLame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If the park has a swing set it's not evil.

  • @patrickloureiro1403
    @patrickloureiro1403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    How many times has Pat said "this look like the spencer state"?

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Less than he's said "this looks like Blighttown".

    • @MrStatistx
      @MrStatistx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bonus points if he said it when it actually doesn't look anything like it.

    • @lucina056
      @lucina056 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      gaminggoddess85
      But more than he's talked about spinach.

  • @ShimmerFaerie
    @ShimmerFaerie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks Matt. Quoting *Indigo Prophecy* reminds us all of the true horror.

  • @HisNameWasCrazy
    @HisNameWasCrazy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:46 sounds like Kramer finally passed that kidney stone

  • @drinklewinkle
    @drinklewinkle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fun fact: World of Warcraft has a biocurse in the lore. The old gods (lovecraftian esque monsters) cursed all the robots and rock people on the world to turn to flesh and bone so they'd leave them alone.

    • @DreemurrTheStreamurr
      @DreemurrTheStreamurr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was more so the Old Gods could corrupt the Titan Constructs, thus being able to break their now-mortal minds into servitude. But I assume making the constructs go away would be solved by giving them flesh and sinew.

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, their writing went way off the deep end several years ago. They ruined Diablo too.

    • @drinklewinkle
      @drinklewinkle 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They've had some not too bad moments in there.

  • @Who_is_Ari
    @Who_is_Ari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You know what would be a scary monster? A body bag just hopping over to you."
    Pat, that's pretty much what a pocong is, and surprise! It's another one of those Southeast Asian ghosts you love so much!

  • @IceLizardsUnited
    @IceLizardsUnited 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Evil Park has nothing on Danger Zoo though.

    • @wolfen9113
      @wolfen9113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Danger zoos got nothing on the frightening food court

    • @KingsRow55
      @KingsRow55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A new challenger approaches! Terrifying Police Station brings the law!

    • @TheChocobologist
      @TheChocobologist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Malevolent Convenience Store will stay open all night... in your nightmares!

    • @luedog4life
      @luedog4life 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND!!!

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What you really gotta watch out for is Scary Town.

  • @MChill
    @MChill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also, the noise Pat makes at 32:17 is beautiful. The true babby cry we all know and expect from him.

  • @namegoeshere5220
    @namegoeshere5220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A lot of great symbolizing in the intro for instance the doors opening represent Pat's mind is now opened to the madness and influence of the Lovecraftian monster.
    One might even say, shit's no longer locked.

  • @ArcRay20
    @ArcRay20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i know that stock breathing sound effect. i love that sounds its hilarious and used in GoldenEye 64

  • @D_Jester
    @D_Jester 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh boy, a game and/or video that is "Fuck you" levels of dark, my favorite.

  • @Mantis47
    @Mantis47 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pat when he walks into any old mansion in a horror video game: "This looks like the Spencer State"

  • @TMJBtv
    @TMJBtv 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The series intro is just amazing, gets me so hyped for these videos every time

  • @Filhote_deDisgrassa
    @Filhote_deDisgrassa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My park couldn't possibly be this evil!

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil? In _my_ park?
      It's more likely than you think.

  • @inferno232
    @inferno232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'd go down if someone hit ME with a manikin leg!"
    Matt, what you do to people for fulfilling your strange manikin-related kinks is your and your business alone.

  • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305
    @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ah, indie games. Putting the "shit" in Shitstorm

  • @mrjohnnyjohnster3940
    @mrjohnnyjohnster3940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Perhaps this game is an allegory for Kenny's mind and he perceives everyone opposing his boat idea as a grotesque, axe-wielding monster.

  • @WorldsRichestLesbian
    @WorldsRichestLesbian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Desync the audio twice if you need rescuing, Billy

  • @roflcopter_launchpad1116
    @roflcopter_launchpad1116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is why Pat doesn't go outside.

  • @bushball333
    @bushball333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    So tired of looking for batteries for flashlights or cameras. Games are really over using this mechanic.

    • @darkinfinity1000
      @darkinfinity1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      bushball333 also a major over use of "you can't fight at all"

    • @GamingGoddess32
      @GamingGoddess32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Agreed. Not all games need to be Outlast.

    • @GuntherSchmidl
      @GuntherSchmidl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +GamingGoddess32 yeah, no games should be Outlast, including Outlast.

    • @theskullkidzz20
      @theskullkidzz20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What ever happened to "You can fight in this horror game but the combat is shit so you don't wanna be doing it much" Bonus points if you can guess which lp im referencing

    • @Furymgs3
      @Furymgs3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "You can't fight at all" is perfectly fine, I'd say. But looking for batteries, or oil, or whatever your light source uses, really does need to go, because it actively detracts from the experience. It's a design flaw, and a mechanic that makes no sense in most games it's used in.

  • @Rio..o7..
    @Rio..o7.. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Hey... whatever happened to Powerdrill Massacre?

    • @ForumBlackwolfdave
      @ForumBlackwolfdave 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rio A. Went for a more realistic look (bs imo) and has been on dev hell for a while, the dev put out a new game similar to powerdrill, they would probably play it but dunno if fear of stabbing counts for shitstorm.

  • @Soulless261
    @Soulless261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite killer mask would be anything cute.
    Not just because I'm a sucker for cute things,
    but getting chased by something cute wielding an axe is pretty spooky.
    My personal choice would be a kitsune mask.

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about a mask of Bananya?

  • @TogbusPrime
    @TogbusPrime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rewatching these in the way that I do's pretty amusing. I can catch things like the corpse bag comment and wonder if they TOTALLY forgot playing Karamari Hospital and their comments about that exact enemy, only mostly did, or remembered and were being referential... Pretty sure it's not that last one, though.

  • @Mr.Spongecake
    @Mr.Spongecake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Might as well have called your game "Horror Game."

  • @commando2893
    @commando2893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    32:17
    Best Pat wimper ever

  • @TheProphessionalGeek
    @TheProphessionalGeek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Explain nothing.”
    Except that one time in Moutntains of Madness where the whole plot is explaining the origin & history to the Old Ones.

  • @kenronald6786
    @kenronald6786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *Produced by unity* oh this gonna be good

    • @ShieldedToad
      @ShieldedToad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ken Ronald Unity isn't the problem, incompetent developers are.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alan Smithee But Unity IS the problem, because it attracts incompetent developers!

  • @nooneinparticular5273
    @nooneinparticular5273 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pat's coward whimper as he slips into a building is the winner from this episode.

  • @sleepofgiants410
    @sleepofgiants410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If you smell gas, get out FAST!

  • @pseudopiscean6871
    @pseudopiscean6871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:26 BEARY: "Here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

  • @Shadar22
    @Shadar22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It really destroys the tension when the boss monstars just ignore you once you go into a house

  • @bomberharris8439
    @bomberharris8439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Billy? Billy, Respond!.....
    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

  • @KamenEpitaph
    @KamenEpitaph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I miss my two dads

  • @MasterZaymin
    @MasterZaymin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pat's whimper at the end killed me!! it was too fucking adorable to be coming out his mouth

  • @Manfromthenorth0551
    @Manfromthenorth0551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They've played Evil Within, Resident Evil, now prepare yourself for *Evil Park*

  • @onepeice01
    @onepeice01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe I had fun watching the prequal to Kenny Boatmaster Xtreme: To find a Boat

  • @crazyinsane500
    @crazyinsane500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pat's already a psycho killer, we just haven't found the bodies.
    I mean, I can't think of any other explanation for Pat's sleeping/teeth brushing habits.

  • @VoiceKulaka
    @VoiceKulaka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I want to play Good Park

  • @acar3615
    @acar3615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is what I wanted, I hope we get some real shitshows coming up, like the OG Shitstorm.

  • @fanfan-ni6cw
    @fanfan-ni6cw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Matt didn't notice a key ability in his play testing. What a surprise.

  • @ariacosta6775
    @ariacosta6775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    im so ashamed when they turned around to see that thing running towards them i just threw my phone away from me and it popped open lol 😥😥😥

  • @vincentsavoretti2201
    @vincentsavoretti2201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes, Evil Park. Located behind the Scary Door

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Down the Spooky Stairs.

  • @stryflyer
    @stryflyer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Last time I got this scared, Maximilian tried to talk viewers into paying $24 for three characters on the disc.

    • @ShieldedToad
      @ShieldedToad 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's this referring to?

    • @ShieldedToad
      @ShieldedToad 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hayden Hardy Oh, that's fair enough

  • @Vicius2004
    @Vicius2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thoroughly enjoyed watching 33 minutes of black screen with a battery and jerry can icons on the corners.

  • @letthebasscannon223
    @letthebasscannon223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    There was a Billy here.
    He's gone now.

  • @alexisasheep6554
    @alexisasheep6554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    People say turning 18 is the best thing ever, why would you think that? I liked being a child and now I have to be responsible? I'm lucky to have you guys to turn to when I'm stressed out

  • @DooBliss
    @DooBliss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The scream at 6:55 sounds like fucking Egoraptor

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn't surprise me of it was cut out of one of his videos

  • @nonm9054
    @nonm9054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shitstorm 6 part 10: going through the woods on the way to woolie's house

  • @waltonkromer2702
    @waltonkromer2702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    EVILAAK! Presents Evil Park!

  • @patricksikhrangkur8814
    @patricksikhrangkur8814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Why does the flashlight suck? Flashlights don't suck like this. This is legit my shitty phone flashlight except it's been passed off as a real, proper flashlight.
    Why, developer, whyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @ALEXisSPANISH
    @ALEXisSPANISH 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know you're here, Billy. I know it. Our hearts combine.

  • @vyxxer
    @vyxxer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    If there is one thing I've learned from the shitstorm intros is that your nightmares are unclear.

  • @kevindaydreamer
    @kevindaydreamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mist has the fun property of dancing light between it's particles. Allowing that silly highlight. Though the thicker the mist, the density has the opposite effect and becomes a blinding blanket.

  • @stevemcquark
    @stevemcquark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can't believe Pat hates the Chinese.

    • @14s0cc3r14
      @14s0cc3r14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stevemcquark Meh. I'll believe it.

  • @Th3SmartAlec
    @Th3SmartAlec 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Evil ParkKrap Live.
    Oh boy. This is perfect for the Shitstorm.

  • @exodosthesoulbanish
    @exodosthesoulbanish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Could of sworn that PlagueofGripes was chasing them.

  • @Fjarhultian
    @Fjarhultian 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Watch out for flashlight batteries" made think they were the antagonist for a second.

  • @jdng86
    @jdng86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want an evil beach game. Boardwalks can be creepy at night.

  • @brian.jrmontoya3227
    @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On a side note, i got amnesia for the PlayStation 4, and man, that game holds up incredibly well.

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With as many TH-cam careers as it launched, it fucking better

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richter The D it really does. And now that I can appreciate the game without millions of screams in my headphones, it's super good, the ambience, the sanity meter, how it makes you feel on edge constantly. And it's story is lovecraftian to the core.

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plz I Fan in what regards?

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plz I Fan ah. I see. I like amnesia a bit more, but that's just because it fits more thematically with October. Still like MGS 5 though

  • @CureOptimismForHumanity
    @CureOptimismForHumanity 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That intro music is ludicrously good.

    • @soapkiller3239
      @soapkiller3239 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cure Optimism thats because its from bloodborne

  • @Arkonu
    @Arkonu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good. I was worried these were all just gonna be 2-part episodes! More one-offs! :3

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    HP Lovecraft is completely misunderstood by his fans and his detractors alike. The more a person loves or hates Lovecraft, the less they actually know about him.
    His father died in an insane asylum, most likely from syphilis. His mother, fearful that she and her son might have syphilis too, drive herself mad with worry. Two eccentric maiden aunts took over his care after that because the only normal person in his immediate family and the one he loved the most, his grandfather, had died when he was ten.
    His social development was thus frozen from the ages of 10 or so until his 30s. Raised by loonies, he was one himself until he made himself grow out of it. All the racist imagery and beliefs which infuse his work belonged to a period in his life where he had not yet "grown up" and he disavowed all of it later in life.
    Here's a man who was eventually able to grow beyond a horrific and damaging childhood, a man who set aside his own writing career to help others with their careers, a man who admitted his mistakes, and yet no one remembers that.
    Love him or hate him, nearly everyone doesn't actually know him.

    • @cristianl1516
      @cristianl1516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      SeruraRenge11 "He was a massive racist but he did some charity work and had a rough childhood, so it's fine."

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Zero Spineslash and revoked his past beliefs as well. So yeah, it is fine, he never hurt anyone, and clearly regretted what he has done and made up for it. So why be salty over a dead man.

    • @dcung8833
      @dcung8833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And they say redemption isn't even a thing

    • @ereynolds72
      @ereynolds72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Zero Spineslash so a racist is racist a nd that's that? Why not be happy he had racist ideas and dropped them a d said they were awful? He was one, kinda, then wasn't and said that work he made was bs because of it.
      People change and childhood trauma can ruin people for lives without ever coming close to getting past it. He was fucked up for decades and made mistakes.

    • @ryannightingale6520
      @ryannightingale6520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      when did he admit his mistakes? From my understanding he improved for a while when he was married and living in NYC for a bit, but then he got divorced and became even more xenophobic then ever before, til the day he died.

  • @MiaowGaiGar
    @MiaowGaiGar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt's opening in this video is underratedly (?) strong.

  • @Songi26
    @Songi26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That guy that yelled at 6:47 must have stepped on a lego.

  • @bryangutierrez6679
    @bryangutierrez6679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If these descriptions end with itchy, tasty, Billy i swar to god...

  • @mikemike1317
    @mikemike1317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now that we got through the decent games we can get to what the shitstorm is really about

  • @alexjonezNH
    @alexjonezNH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would totally watch a Japanese cartoon animated by Voltabass

  • @goodvillain1015
    @goodvillain1015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Any park with shitkids in them are evil.

  • @TheSnapshotKing
    @TheSnapshotKing 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know a game is too dark when you have to MAX the brightness on your TV to even see anything even when the flashlight is ON.

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, if I had a nickel for every horror film I've seen that took "Never explain anything" too far and left me confused and frustrated rather than creeped out.

  • @greggles25
    @greggles25 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfectly calibrated DARKNESS! The best youtubers only put up the DARKEST videos!