"My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. I felt a simple timeout would have been sufficient." That line gets me every time. 🤣
Lance Christopher Lelis; You must have a highly debilitating attention deficit disorder if you were already at the comments before the video was even half-way done.
This is the first time I've noticed. I've watched this movie countless times before but had no idea. Today I say the thumbnail and was like wait a gosh darn minute, he looks familiar
Little 8 year old me seeing scary movie for the first time had no idea how freaking special this guy was. 13 years later I still can't get enough! A true legend!
It occurred to me that maybe? he filmed her In the bathroom and such to maybe blackmail her or "get her" in case the really messed up stuff he did got out, idk though? Who knows? It's just a theory about a really scary movie.
Isn't saying rip devoted to the person who died and went to heaven? He doesn't believe in heaven, therefore your talking to your self , right????? And if not I presumbly assume your arguing with him? , but shouldn't that be reserved for the humans and zombies, of course assuming zombies can make out the local language that the humans are currently speaking
I was too young or naïve to know who George Carlin was, and now, seeing him here in this movie, basically playing himself, I feel as though I haven’t truly missed anything, but merely allows myself to notice more of George later than expected. Rewatching a classic and seeing a familiar face I never knew was there..
It was great them casting George Carlin as The Architect in a spoof. Also, I love The Nostalgia Critic's take on The Architect in his review of Matrix Reloaded
I know. Who hides the remote. Plus she's lucky he let the puppy killing slide, since George probably had John Wick on SPEEDial. If you got the references you are the most excellent person. If not you're bogus.
Man, George was the best! My dad took me to see him perform in Pittsburgh back in 2001, a week before Complaints and Grievances came out. Best birthday gift ever!
hid the remote really sick shit.....
That part always made me crack up
I searched this video just for that part lmao
How EVIL
My dad removed the family room tv from our living room after someone lost the remote on PPV Fight Night
@@evelynflores9313 I mean that is pretty evil niga
I still can't believe this parody got Leslie Nielsen and George Carlin in the same movie... Legends.
Who's Leslie Nielson
@@moonsmonsters Damned millennials jk. Watch Airplane, Naked Gun Trilogy & Dracula Dead & Loving It
@@Stuart267 it's Nielsen not Nielson
@@rehearsalof_fate3353 after the third it went crap
No Wayans Brothers = Rubbish
"My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. I felt a simple timeout would have been sufficient." That line gets me every time. 🤣
No, what she did was to evil.
Hiding remotes is worse than murder
😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the all time greatest lines
@@Invinci445 I seriously said when I saw this movie for the first time, cause she hid the remote 😂
Me too me too.
"I felt a little time out would have been sufficient..." Gets me every time.
That one still cracks me up.
*simple
What's "time out" mean here? Non-native english speaker here.
@@thentust The kid will go to her room to think about what the did….just isolation for a hour or 2
@@apachechief8815 lol thanks!
"She was evil: make the horses crazy, killed our puppies, hid the remote" 😭 hid the remote part had me in tears LMFAO
"u are too late , but not too late to make an old man happy" 😂😂😂😂
Anas ff you can’t put “u” in a quote. Doesn’t make sense.
Marcin Zalewski and? Your point is.. What exactly?
"What?! Whaaat?!" ;D
@@WingedEternitys his point is u r a dweeb and nobody cares what you think
Haha " what !? What !?
As a kid, I saw this before the Matrix. So when Neo meets the Architect I was like ‘Yooo a Scary Movie reference’ 😂
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Lmao epic
Bruh me too.
same
Loollll
Hid the remote..really sick shit. ahahahhahah
Lol
You copied that comment from @James Clark
That is kinda evil tho.....
I thought a simple timeout would’ve been sufficient
Look at TV in 2020s
Architect:"My wife and I wanted a child but she couldn't get pregnant neither could I." XD
Jill Valentine i've read this comment just in time when the architect tells this 😂
Lance Christopher Lelis;
You must have a highly debilitating attention deficit disorder if you were already at the comments before the video was even half-way done.
Jill Valentine lol
So No Mpreg then?
JanetFunkYeah oh man i got to check that
Linda's built for two..and she vibrates...*bizz*
She made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, hid the remote...really sick shit.
I farted...
@@Ignoto88 good for you.
Why you repeating the movie lines
@@SARCASM_IS_MY_FIRST_NAME Because she/he found it funny
@@SARCASM_IS_MY_FIRST_NAME Because he/she is looking for attention and Internet points
George Carlin. He was an amazing comedian and actor. R.I.P
I never really acted though :)
He was philisopher with a sense of humor.
@@anhbayar11 was just gonna comment the same thing
Rest in peace? What? His immortal soul?
@@anhbayar11 He wasn't a philosopher, he was a clever social critic/comedian. He was hardly scholarly, although intelligent.
We loved our daughter but, she was evil made all the horses crazy, killed our puppies . HID THE REMOTE really sick shit ...lmfao
*We loved our daughter, but she was evil
The comma goes before "but", not after it. Did you not pay attention in English class?
@@TornadoWhirl33 Such a sad life you have. Commenting about gramma now on a 5 year old post. Seek therapy.
@@bondemupazanyini4706 *grammar
@@bondemupazanyini4706 *grammar
@@TornadoWhirl33 *gamma ray
R.I.P. George Carlin
Richard Canipe He’s up there smiling down at us....
The best. Period.
The Goat
@@perrofrio screaming up at us
Holy crap I never noticed it was him before
How they mixed The Matrix Reloaded with the ring and signs to me is the work of Genius. Because they made it flow really well and I really enjoy it
“My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn’t get pregnant. Neither could I.” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“Hid the remote.” I’m cRYING!!
Damn, what a sick little monster that one
I love Anna Faris' sense of humor. She plays such a funny ditzy character. She shines in the Scary Movies. 🍀🍀
What do you mean her sense of humour?
@@captainsassy69 I can only guess her funny ditziness.
@@babaliboon9323 I thought that was the character
Her and shorty are the best parts well other than ghost face
Damn!, every time Cindy gasps or looks innocently on camera she looks amazingly cute. I really like her on this movies.
Cute enough to make an old man very happy if she wanted to
@@kvnd7331 hah xd
@@nikolaiullmann2598 that's a strange assertion haha
@@nikolaiullmann2598 Does it? (rhetorical) you don't seem to be wired properly if that is what you take out of that comment.
@@OneofInfinity. tabitha hid his remote, that's why he's so grumpy
Anna Faris is so freaking dramatic all the time lol
sup, I am from the future and theres a pandemic lol
@@haironyourscreen92 lol
@@haironyourscreen92 lol
@@haironyourscreen92 lmao
@@Nickelodeon81 Hahaha
just like poutie tang
Phillip Scott WTF, WHY WOULD YOU REPLY TO AN UNREPLIED COMMENT THAT WAS POSTED 5 YEARS AGO??!!!!
Phillip Scott that's some next level trolling
@TheCrashingToaster current year argument
@@yagmuralksal4762 yeah i wonder if they are alive too. Or just maybe want to argue with them
@@TheVideomaker2341 Oh, the tippy ties!
"Hid the remote really sick shit" XD oh we've all been there
Look at the 2020s. Its true
"You aren't too late to make an old man happy" I love this movie !!😂
I've seen this movie countless times when I was younger, and only now realized that the Architect was played by George Carlin :D
Same ! That's crazy !
This is the first time I've noticed. I've watched this movie countless times before but had no idea. Today I say the thumbnail and was like wait a gosh darn minute, he looks familiar
"My wife and I wanted a child but she couldn't get pregnant, neither could I"
Lol
That hits differently nowadays
Everything hits different nowadays
@@Adriana-eu6ty what the heck you mean by that you said as if nowdays men could get pregnant smh these generation
@@LuxCirilo men can get pregnant
Little 8 year old me seeing scary movie for the first time had no idea how freaking special this guy was. 13 years later I still can't get enough! A true legend!
Respect to every comedian who can tell a joke with a straight face.
Fr 😂
Oh my god, George Carlin! I never realise it was him.
my thought exactly
It occurred to me that maybe? he filmed her In the bathroom and such to maybe blackmail her or "get her" in case the really messed up stuff he did got out, idk though? Who knows? It's just a theory about a really scary movie.
Me too
0:41 laser in the eye replay
She couldn't get pregnant, neither could I lol
The "architect" is George Carlin the legend hahha
Grotesquery?... No?... What about, contingent affirmation?... That's gotta mean somethin... LMAO!
+nortan27 Sounds like a post-modernist writer.
The Matrix Reloaded. It had to mean something...right? I didn't get it either.
Lol
From George Carlin... the master wordsmith.
I died at that part LMAO
“ I felt a simple time out, would have been sufficient.” Lmao.
“Linda’s built for two... and she vibrates.”
🤣🤣🤣
😂
"Hid the remote. Really sick shit." Cracks me up 😂
😂 “that’s gotta mean something” that’s such a Carlin line 😆
Sometimes, for no reason at all, I will randomly say "Just like Pooty Tang." Bless you, George Carlin lol.
But not to late to make an old man happy hahaha
RIP George Carlin.
Aye. A man who calls a spade a shovel
Isn't saying rip devoted to the person who died and went to heaven? He doesn't believe in heaven, therefore your talking to your self , right????? And if not I presumbly assume your arguing with him? , but shouldn't that be reserved for the humans and zombies, of course assuming zombies can make out the local language that the humans are currently speaking
@George Fraile I was looking at RIP through the view of George Carlin
@George Fraile trying to
I lost it when he said hid remote
anna faris is so lovely.
I can't believe Chris Pratt left her and married Arnold Schwarzenegger Daughter
She So Cute
"But not too late to make an old man happy" lmaoooo
"You are too late!... But not too late to make an old man happy" ROFL LMFAO 😂😂😂
"It's been a long winter..." 😎😉😃
"It's been circulating and killing ever since..."
"Juust like Pootie Tang."
This is why Pootie Tang is iconic in my mind.
why half of the actors of this movie are dead. It was just ten years ago.
TEN YEARS AGO??? WHAT THE FUCK
Marco Roc and now it's 15 years ago wooow😱
Charlotte8591 and now 15 years ago and a month holy shit😱😱😱😱😱
Marco Roc evil child on a videotape.
Wow..15 years and I still laugh my ass out everytime is watch these scenes
now 16!!!!!!!
"but not too late to make an old man happy" .. gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is my new favorite line: "You're never too late to make an old man happy."
1:00 "Linda's built for two. She vibrates-" underrated line right there
made the horses crazy, hid the remote 😂😂😂
I remember seeing the architect scene in the actual Matrix film, and burst out laughing in the theatre when Neo said "So what are you trying to say?"
I was too young or naïve to know who George Carlin was, and now, seeing him here in this movie, basically playing himself, I feel as though I haven’t truly missed anything, but merely allows myself to notice more of George later than expected. Rewatching a classic and seeing a familiar face I never knew was there..
He acted in Bill and Ted films, too. And in Dogma.
“Returned to Blockbuster” the nostalgia
Those Pootie Tang jokes... love it from Carlin
It was great them casting George Carlin as The Architect in a spoof. Also, I love The Nostalgia Critic's take on The Architect in his review of Matrix Reloaded
The world would be a better place if George Carlin was the Architect.
He was Rufus in Bill And Ted so, the world is already a good place.
no
"made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, hid the remote" well that escalated quickly :D
I know. Who hides the remote. Plus she's lucky he let the puppy killing slide, since George probably had John Wick on SPEEDial.
If you got the references you are the most excellent person. If not you're bogus.
"I thought a time out would've been sufficient."
Man, George was the best! My dad took me to see him perform in Pittsburgh back in 2001, a week before Complaints and Grievances came out. Best birthday gift ever!
My wife couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I..
The just like pootie Tang part had me dying
Gosh I miss George Carlin. What a funny, intelligent man he was.
To me, the very best stand up comedian of'em all!
0:36 Dont feel bad guys. Even dudes shave off the hair to cool off in summer
Him trying to come up with all the big words at the beginning 😂
“Linda is built for two.. and she vibrates”
Every movie, no matter how horrible, has at least one worthy moment. Some just by ending.
"oh my god!... well, it was a long winter..." XD
“It was a long winter” always stuck with me. Every time my leg hair grows out I think of that lmfao
This scene is beyond hilarious, I’m dying
God damn it... oh I mean eh... A person damn it. George Carlin was a good man.
“Hid the remote” is probably the best part of that scene
Fun fact: The guy who wrote the Chernobyl series also wrote this scene.
Fun Fact : Anna Faris used to be more famous than her Ex husband :P
Oh yeah I can see the similarities now you mention it
Is there anyone else who wanted to see George Carlin actually being the Architect in the Matrix?
Linda is built for two
0:17 I still love quoting this when I see the actually Matrix sequels, making fun of how nonsensical and convoluted his speech was. 😂
This is my favourite scene in the whole movie! lol
1:22
Look at the TV 17 years after this came out. There's not enough buttons! How do we change the channel?!
George Carlin kills it in this scene. His delivery 😂😂😂😂😂
hid the remote me: you monster
"hid the remote" always gets me 😭
0:26 😂😂😂
"That's gotta mean something"
Every time I hear George Carlin's voice it sounds like he's narrating a Thomas episode
It was a long winter 😂😂😂
1:22 hid the remote 😂😂😂. Lol
Killing, just like Pooty Tang. I crack up every time I hear that.
Late George Carlin 1937-2008. He was Greatest Comedian of His time.
Rest in Peace George are miss by million of your Fan around the World.
@Tarun Singaria no
Hid the remote 🤣
Rest in Peace George Carlin :(
It's too late to save the world, but it's not too late to make an old man happy
I love George Carlin. What a legend.
"But she couldn't get pregnant, neither could I." lulz!! 😂😂😂
“But not to late to make an old man happy...” XDDDD
This was a better explanation of The Ring than The Ring.
“Well it was a long winter....” 😂
1:22
“ Hid the remote, really sick 💩 “
'And she vibrates.' I love that line
The thesarus never fails to take me out 🤣🤣🤣
"My wife drowned our daughter in the well whereas I felt a good time out would have been sufficient" classic Carlin dry humor
“ that’s gotta mean something “ LMFAOOOOOO kills me everytime 😂🤣
"my wife and i wanted a child but she couldn't get pregnant...neither could I"
Nothing more evil than hiding the remote LOL hahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂