Foster Kittens 101: How to bathe your floof

[@bishopward8428]

Floof only had three complaints:
Everyone.
Everything.
Everywhere.

[@SavagePassion666]

All at once.

[@SamBiscuit-bn7jg]

@@SavagePassion666 All the time

[@ItachiUchihaofficial]

@@SamBiscuit-bn7jg Every time.

[@alexbrandao8062]

​@@ItachiUchihaofficial Any time

[@addem0374]

@@alexbrandao8062 Anywhere

[@jjvmxs]

the way hes FACE FLAT while napping 😭 the cutest ever

[@tammyjostephens4940]

SO CURE

[@sign_verken]

Yea most cat breeds have a flatter face while being kittens, unless they are the kind of cat that has a flat face, it will grow out with time

[@kykafitzfingers1384]

@@sign_verkenI think they mean that baby’s muzzle is straight down on the floor

[@sign_verken]

​@@kykafitzfingers1384 yea that makes sense

[@arcturuslight_]

​@@sign_verkenafter reading the previous comment "so cure", I read yours as "car breeds". Dang internet cats keep ruining my language skills

[@Mayaas45]

Floof: *complains about getting wet*
Floof: *complains about getting dry as well*

[@absolutely1nothing]

literally me when i don’t want to step in the shower but once i’m in there i refuse to come out

[@xxechofangxx]

@@absolutely1nothingme every time

[@ChubbiBun]

“Lather the caboose” 😆 that was cute

[@jennw2002]

That TKO at the end in the “timeout toaster” 😂😂💀

[@francinemcquien3194]

Tbh, bathing your floof, especially before 2-3 weeks, is kinda terrifying. I had to give flea baths to 6 little meatball babies and I felt guilty the WHOLE time. That said, would recommend for extra small floofs to apply blue dawn on baby meatball dry (neck, back, tummy), and then lightly wet your meatball under the sink and start scrubbing. I found it a lot easier than the “tiny tub dunk”, especially since the face needs to be avoided at all costs.

[@ghoultooth]

NOTE: do NOT take meatball to IKEA. Will lose meatball, meatball will be served.

[@chau9346]

@@ghoultoothJesus loves you

[@Duckymcduckster]

​@@chau9346apparently not

[@harridan.]

please consider a shampoo detergent like VO 5, it won't hurt eyes or sting rear orifices like dawn will.

[@alexmcvey1609]

​​@@harridan.I read this comment, closed it and went on my merry way.. but I had to come back to ask how you know dawn stings buttholes?

[@NiKiMa023]

Awww. I’ve had my kitten for three years now. I’ve bathed him exactly one time in those three years and he’s yet to forgive me

[@Did_You_Say_Something]

Oh wow I’ve given my cat many baths in the 2 years I’ve owned him and right after he just wants to cuddle

[@NiKiMa023]

@@Did_You_Say_Something yea, my guy is not a fan of water. He doesn’t even like to be pet so much. I don’t force it

[@Did_You_Say_Something]

@@NiKiMa023 aww I hate that for you all the cats I’ve ever owned have just loved me

[@logandh2]

@@Did_You_Say_Something You do understand how condescending that sounds right

[@danalandrain2051]

​@@Did_You_Say_Somethinga cat who doesn't like cuddle doesn't mean he doesn't love you

[@CrazyKiller_61]

When she wrapped him, he looks like sandwhich

[@KelsHoag]

"But you can't eat cats, Kevin... you can't eat cats."

[@Goku17yen]

Purrito

[@unicorn-in-the-library1508]

do NOT chomp the floof

[@ragingcatinferno8818]

Yummy

[@ToastieTaco]

Nomnom floof

[@OsloTime]

Hahaha. The tuckered out tired sleepy kitty was hilarious. He's so warm and clean and cozy he will never admit it but he liked the feeling of being clean afterward. I'm sure he was thinking that, lmao.

[@laurenjulia1877]

My cats think I’m a real sicko for gleefully giggling at the sounds of torture coming from the light box I hold all day 😊

[@agiles6483]

Adorable floof also comes with power to make sounds that alert all types of pet parenting people that the floof did not choose any of these activities, except the nap in the special warm timeout toaster.

[@everlasting9292]

Oh he fell HARD into that nap.

[@LambentLark]

The kittens I got were sick. The little girl was getting her butt bathed multiple times a day for the first week, the poor little. Both grew up to be healthy humorous cats.

[@loksven83]

"wet rat" and "do not boil the floof" are surprisingly actual sayings that come out of my mouth on a weekly basis.

[@silverbutterfly1739]

This reminds me of my very first cat Jacky, he hated bath time but he loved the blow-dryer. he would sit still and let me floof him for hours
(RIP my friend, gone but not forgotten)

[@Duckymcduckster]

F in the chat fur Jacky

[@flowerwreath-lif3r]

F
Rest. In. Power.

[@cherrycordiaI]

There's just something about those itty bitty baby void floofs that makes them so special.

[@TheMysticRealms]

Void floofs are my favorite floofs ❤

[@isabellasmith4867]

He or she has gone mad with cute power

[@BitchyBubblez]

The lungs on that lil thing 😂 he is not afraid to let you know how disrespected he feels. Adorable ❤

[@iceprincess1898]

"Wrap protesting floof into purrito and humiliate online".
So true!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Elisdpuz]

"wrap protesting floof into a purrito and humiliate online"
I cant 😭

[@janicecoleman2755]

That warm bath knocked him out. He will probably have a long good nap 💤 💤💤

[@jimmyoalfaro]

You forgot the most important part: kiss the floof on the nose🤣😹❤

[@telepathicmagicshop]

I love how careful you’re being with the precious floof while still making this entertaining

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

Timeout toaster 😭

[@nanyummyify]

I love how he calmed down after he was wrapped in. the towel

[@mariaarias-wu7yt]

the floof is very floof. love floof WE LOVE FLOOF

[@gertrudevonderesche8913]

You can tell that this kitten isnt aware of the concept of quantum physics

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

extremely true……. low intelligence being ‼️‼️‼️ lol

[@ellarealest]

now i know how to properly wash my little floof, YAHOOO!

[@SunshineCami2024]

The cutest and most talkative floof i’ve seen! ❤ definitely don’t want to boil or burn a floof!

[@ramsey9890]

Baby in the toaster's like "screw this, I'm done." XDD

[@vd1997stepout]

this floof is SO cute

[@351cleavland]

If I did that to my cat she would scoop out my brain with her claws.

[@sierratilley6246]

✏️🗒 taking notes

[@cjdiffin7237]

Thank you for taking care of all the floofs.❤❤

[@Kaydiasez]

The faceplant!!!!!! I'm dying 😂

[@no1legobatmanfan]

i’m baffled at how tiny kittens are

[@AileeneBonilla]

Bro, that the cutest cat baby when I see my life

[@kspsu227]

Such a good chubby tummy! Floof was eating so well!

[@Meat_Duck_Dude]

Alternative title: How to offend your floof

[@youngestchild1103]

I love how you caption each meow with an insult or snappy one-liner 😂

[@karencarlin647]

Thank you for caring for the baby. The fleas need to go..even if baby dosen't like it.

[@Satine_Moisant]

Time Out Toaster!! I'm DED!

[@divitacitranti1485]

You're gonna be the most loving and caring vet ever!

[@kaelagabi1374]

Floor's little meows are sooooo adorable my heart can't take this cuteness 🥺🥺🥺

[@HappyLife693]

The interpretation was hilarious 😂. I guess it’s time to lawyer up. That floof won’t sleep all day. 😅

[@lanetteglass8192]

Favorite part is the buddy belly.

[@dottiemathews6853]

ADORABLENESS OVERLOAD!! LOL!!

[@alexisb3829]

Floof all wrapped up is the cutest thing ever

[@Laura_heart]

This is both the cutest and funniest thing I've ever seen🥹❤️

[@jasoncaldwell5627]

I need a "timeout toaster" for kittens and, honestly, for myself.

[@Salmaagh1444]

“Drowned rat” 😭

[@yvonnebryan7714]

oh floof so precious!

[@TheNerdyOne]

"Timeout toaster" that's cute

[@danalewis5273]

Thank you for caring ❤❤❤❤

[@carolinemack8891]

omg that’s so cute ahhhhhhhh

[@Savage-ky8gx]

Love the chosen music accompaniment!

[@Youtubeisstartingtosuck]

Your commentary is fucking legendary

[@z6886]

Floof is exhausted 😺💤

[@teenageapple3788]

It’s little mews ahhhhh! Kittens are so cute!

[@xollefi7418]

Extra tip, but depending on the room temperature you may want to press the soap in between your palms to warm it before applying to floof. Sometimes the soap feels too cold right out of the bottle and they don't like it.

[@user-zj2wb4es6j]

The floof is adorable

[@fyora]

What an adventure for floofy😮

[@Ash._Tree]

The face plop at the end 🥺

[@Catlover2016]

Thank you for helping the dear 😺. And sometimes kitties NEED a wet bath.

[@Duckymcduckster]

Yalls captions had me ded😂💀💀💀

[@ArtyCatDraws]

The purrito was soo cute😆

[@emilytodd5328]

This was absolutely the cuteness i needed this evening. 😂😂❤

[@jturtle5318]

My calico girl loved soaking in the sink, AKA her personal hot tub.

[@elizabethburger-nj8kc]

I love the squeeze after rinsing ❤

[@minerexsss]

"This way, if fleas are present, ✨they cannot escape, cannot come out✨"
LMAO- 💀

[@lightfootlivery]

Great choice for musical accompaniment.

[@noneofurbusiness5223]

Adorable.

[@TheMetallicaMonster]

Right now I can only transport bottle babies, but the dopamine fix is priceless, I love them 😭😭

[@beacastroleeman3911]

Jesus have Mercy on these precious little ones and Bless those who help them

[@xxkitlzxx777]

Awe! Such an adorable floof! Love this

[@fluffytail6355]

Always talk to the floof in a soothing voice, telling them how much you love them ❤

[@nalinea18]

I, too, need extensive naps after bathing. My hair's long, so things take a while. Have a good nap, floof! 😴

[@violetmoon6233]

Omg I am dying from the cuteness overload 😍🐈💕💕💕💕

[@ImDelusional926]

I LOST IT AT “poopy but option” 😭😭

[@mels6208]

Purr-fect floof bathing!!!

[@Monalisacat37]

Love your descriptive text and the dramatic orchestral music! Oh, and the floof!

[@user-qe8yq3kx4o]

The timeout toaster!😂😂😂

[@bee23454]

This is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen I am on the verge of tears

[@Mimi-un5tr]

Omg! What a precious floof. Now I need a floof 🥰🥰🥰

[@jeanneelizabethsimons]

"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" to bathe the cutest, little, squishy, screaming kitty is not a bad choice.

[@WillieWeed]

Just came into possession a neighborhood full of wild cats with some little floof's I need to remove flea's from. Thanks for the tip of ring around the neck with lather first, and your purrburito wrap. About to give them their first. 🐈❤️

[@--KitsuneZurui--]

"Timeout toaster" 😂 That was the best captioning yet 🤣

[@Kai--0921]

What a tiny floof

[@hairounagems]

Aww... the little poopsie got all tuckered out.

[@bonnietelocole6777]

That floof was so squeaky 😂😭

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

The Floof would like to speak to your Manager.

[@patriciamoser6163]

I would just suggest a lower setting on the blow dryer since the floof’s ears are more sensitive than an adult cat.

[@CUTE_COW880]

I love how you call the kitten the floor 🥺

[@janetiremonger9609]

A tiny ginger kitten wandered into our yard yesterday. Underweight, eye infection and infested with fleas. After a few treatments of teramyacin, a bath and a few feeds he's resting in a nesting box next to my bed all cozy and warm waiting to be fed again. The cat distribution system in action again. By the way we already have 6 cats so i guess the word got out that this house is a safe place to go. LOL

[@RebekahAmberClark]

Something I was taught, was when blow drying, keep your own hand on the kitten in the air flow from the dryer at all times so you can feel if it gets too hot!

[@EilaiveTauron]

That’s was the tinyeat meow I ever heard 💞💞💞

[@mr7wi]

You’re doing God’s work. You’re are a remarkable human.

[@ThatGirlYouKnow97]

I think it’s worth stating that floofs are very vulnerable at this time. If they’re cold and wet for too long, they could die.

[@geminievil]

"and humiliate online" LMFAO

[@rkgooner89]

Absolutely perfect music and choreography by kitty all ties in, i love it. Gorgeous little kitty