All I play is balatro. When I can’t play balatro I watch balatro, when I can’t watch balatro then i think about balatro, when I can’t think about balatro then I dream about balatro, when I can’t dream about balatro then I am dead
@@sly-shotbuddy you're in the wrong place here. When NL starts to talk about something that's not the game play when he plays balatro you can come back. You're with the dogs now.
Seems more like a pathetic egotrip to me. Handing out pitchforks to all your viewers and then bullying a single person seems like the opposite of a power move; always skip ahead and leave a little dislike whenever the video goes in that direction. Which is really often, now that I think about it. Happened at least like 5 times and I even skippd the demo vods.
3 eggs, whipped with tiny amount of salt and pepper. Heat pan with large amount of butter. Pour eggs into pan then wait for 3 mins, add extras like cheese, peppers or onion. Roll one half from one side to seal ingredients. Flip onto plate, top with fresh parsley, salt and pepper.
> Refuses to buy Flash Card because it would take too much money to work > Proceeds to roll about a dozen times > Never realizes how much that would have outscaled Fibbonacci
I've only got about 2/3rds of the jokers unlocked but I swear to god if there isn't a joker that makes ace chain a straight together between a high and a low straight ( 3, 2, A, K, Q etc) they'd better bring one in the dlc. I'm constantly trying to do that so it'll be very funny if I break myself of that habit and then they let me do it
I highly relate to NL because I got a Joker that said "All Cards are considered Face Cards" right before doing a Boss Blind that made all Face Cards dealt Face Down. SO MAAAADDDD LOL
at 49:20 he uses a hanged man rather than just turning more cards (including his red seal poly card) into clubs. painful that he doesn't realize that moon cards work
1:05:12 "Imagine..." You wouldn't have it since you had 3x 7's, but if you did have a straight flush (with 10-9-8-7-6 clubs): Base 260x20 would become 340 x 5269 = 1,791,460 chips. for a total round chips of 4,274,219.
i may be wrong about this, but if Fibonacci triggers with Aces, wouldn't it be logical to assume that a straight could be achieved with A 1 2 3 4? because 11 isnt part of the Fibonacci sequence, but 1 is
To explain the full story, there was a streamer back in the day, Ice Poseidon, that had Andy Milonakis as a guest a few times. He also had a viewer show up as a guest, and the viewer was a Mexican lad who was chubby and looked a little bit like Milonakis, so chat nicknamed him Mexican Andy. This happened again, this time with an Asian fellow, again who looked a little bit like Milonakis, chat named him Asian Andy. Thus sparked the twitch phenomenon where now anyone and anything can be called a "(descriptor) Andy". NL is just extending Andy to Andrew.
3 eggs, whipped with a dash of milk and fresh pepper. Pre-heat a non-stick pan with neutral oil and a bit of butter, wait until the butter begins to gently foam before adding eggs, stirring gently with a flat silicone spatula to create thin, long sheets of eggs, once the eggs are half set, add your salt and any cheese, sautéed meat or sautéed veggies, flip a third into the middle, the other third, turn over to seal and melt the cheese, plate and enjoy.
All I play is balatro. When I can’t play balatro I watch balatro, when I can’t watch balatro then i think about balatro, when I can’t think about balatro then I dream about balatro, when I can’t dream about balatro then I am dead
You ever heard of this game called Balatro?
Seriously me for the last 48 hours (I have the flu and I'm unemployed)
I think this dude never heard of balatro
@@liamplunkett5100Get well soon!
Yeah, we should definitely introduce this guy to Balatro, seems like he'd like it
"you're at least 7 years old, so already this is indefensible" killed me
17:14 for anyone looking for the holy audit
complete and utter destruction
just realized that 7 year old kids were born in 2017… bruh
@@Jatski_pelaathe rizzler was born in 2017
16:25 woke me up from a nap and genuinely had me in fight or flight.
>gets fibonacci
>proceeds to destroy/discard every 2, 3, 5 and 8 in existence
>egg
type A viewer
And he sold the x3 joker which he was getting pretty consistently for a 1.5x… cut his points in half
you have to do it for the memes tho, the fibonacci looks a mirrored 6 followed by that 9 joker
@@sly-shotbuddy you're in the wrong place here. When NL starts to talk about something that's not the game play when he plays balatro you can come back. You're with the dogs now.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 7:02 is for you. Discussion on game mechanics is not an invitation to back-seating. You are annoying.
The "Ace, 1, 2, 3, 4" bit was pretty good.
@7:02 - worlds most elegant middle finger to backseat driving I think I've ever seen in my life.
I, myself, don't use a different set of bones to lift and drop my leg. But maybe I'm built different
@@aaronchipp-miller9608 he means lifting and moving side to side brother
Starting a new run with 5 minutes on the clock, it's the ultimate speedrun strat.
it's been 2 weeks. Balatro has officially killed the NL sap era
Thankfully
42nd 👍
And we're loving every minute of it
Long live the king
i miss SAP so much
Egg banning people mid-stream and posting that on TH-cam is such a power move
He can't ban us, brother. We're too powerful
It's like watching footage from a murder from behind the comfort of your monitor
Bans are merciful compared to an audit.
Seems more like a pathetic egotrip to me. Handing out pitchforks to all your viewers and then bullying a single person seems like the opposite of a power move; always skip ahead and leave a little dislike whenever the video goes in that direction.
Which is really often, now that I think about it. Happened at least like 5 times and I even skippd the demo vods.
@@dowfreak7 lol
3 eggs, whipped with tiny amount of salt and pepper. Heat pan with large amount of butter. Pour eggs into pan then wait for 3 mins, add extras like cheese, peppers or onion. Roll one half from one side to seal ingredients. Flip onto plate, top with fresh parsley, salt and pepper.
a scrumptious feast
With a side of momma Lizzie’s chilli oillll?
I’m cooking while watching and this reminded me to add salt so thank you
salt and pepper before cooking risks the eggs of not cooking together, no?
Salt in the raw egg, and anytime during cooking can make them tougher.
Perfect eggs recieve salt on the plate.
Go ahead fruggles, say it. SAY IT.
16:25
“This bit is burning valuable time” 😂😂😂
This interaction is insane 31:40 to 32:30
16:23 hearing Ryab's actual big boy yell knocked me out of my nap that shit SCARED me lmfaoooo
3:33 NL planning out his nonexistent discard like a dude plans out an imaginary relationship with a girl he just met
Dang. Imagine if he played his Ace 1 2 3 4, then he could've gotten to the e's so easily.
ok khan
Hey just thought I'd let you know that 1 isn't actually in a playing card deck. 🤓
I’m not saying I’m flush pilled, but all I’m saying is I can’t act like it didn’t help me unlock half my packs
The flush is the thinking man's hand of choice. 2 pair? Trite. Frankly beneath me.
a full house? simply provincial.
Straight flush? Acceptable.
Yeah once I had checkered deck I just abused it to unlock all
Is there anything wrong with using Flush all the time? I'm dumb but I've been enjoying Flush builds
16:06 has me dying
38:36 lol im playing while also watching. and the trick is actually to just turn off the music on your game.
I accidentally had mine in synch with his for a bit and it was magical
Anyone else hear the Balatro song constantly in the back of their head from watching/playing so much?😂
I've turned the music off so it doesn't get stuck in my head while I try to sleep
If 'Andy' is short for 'Andrew', does that mean 'ante' is short for 'antrew'?
+2
+2
> Refuses to buy Flash Card because it would take too much money to work
> Proceeds to roll about a dozen times
> Never realizes how much that would have outscaled Fibbonacci
"next run" *five minutes left on the video* 😅
Pogged that he's still enjoying the game despite chat's best efforts
why is he deliberately ignoring the existence of the 1 card
THE ONE CARD!
THE ONE CARD IS REAL!!
I've only got about 2/3rds of the jokers unlocked but I swear to god if there isn't a joker that makes ace chain a straight together between a high and a low straight ( 3, 2, A, K, Q etc) they'd better bring one in the dlc. I'm constantly trying to do that so it'll be very funny if I break myself of that habit and then they let me do it
i also kept wanting to do this! that’d be a fun one
How am I supposed to get sleep before my night shift with these constant uploads!?
Gonna have to suffer ig
Baldataro lmao
just kidding love ya NL
+2 so true
Hang on, he's BALD?!
Hah no come man act like you watch the stream. He shaves his head for the meme
The Dracula Flow reference an hr in got me pretty good.
Such a shame the 4 Fingers + Square didn't get there. That's a nice combo.
I’m eagerly awaiting the balatro joker tier list.
oh shit you’re right
I highly relate to NL because I got a Joker that said "All Cards are considered Face Cards" right before doing a Boss Blind that made all Face Cards dealt Face Down. SO MAAAADDDD LOL
there is a slight tint to the suits even without contrast mode
it actually kills me what he does with campfire and drivers license
squam was him vibing with the music all along
I hate that I've done exactly what NL describes at 38:36, he truly knows the game better than anyone else
Buying fibbonaci then destroying a 2 and an 8... he's cooking
Pogged out for this 1 hour and 10 minute speedy run
NL: "There are four lights."
Streamer drops sanest Star Trek reference, asked to stay.
Don't cross the squams
I am so glad I now know how to drive at 31 years of age. Thanks NL!
I screamed at the top of my lungs at 39:35 were he almost did the biggest mistake of his life
Flawless Minecraft zombie impression at 13:10
Just realized the adress on Mail-in Rebate joker is Jerry Seinfeld’s
Egg doing the Egg challenge what more could a man ask for
Earliest I’ve been for an NL video can’t not show up early for the goated Balatro
We ball
We ball(atro)
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Dude is selling planets.... What are you? A Sayan?!?
Simply put, retriggers on steel, poly and glass make numbers go big.
i doubt he reads the comments... but I picked up SAP because of his videos, and picked up Balatro now too. Thanks Egg!
Purple seals like Heidi Klums husband in the Willy Wonka factory
at 49:20 he uses a hanged man rather than just turning more cards (including his red seal poly card) into clubs. painful that he doesn't realize that moon cards work
A 1 2 3 4 = instant classic
Dont know if "I'm Fibonaccied out of my f-ing gourd" just after talking about not swearing on your videos was intentional but I larfed anyway.
I'm sad that NL stopped making SAP vids, but on the bright side, I love balatro now and egg is having a lot of fun.
1:05:12 "Imagine..." You wouldn't have it since you had 3x 7's, but if you did have a straight flush (with 10-9-8-7-6 clubs): Base 260x20 would become 340 x 5269 = 1,791,460 chips. for a total round chips of 4,274,219.
Doing math in Balatro? NEEEERD
39:00 why dont you just turn off the game volume? wouldnt that be easier?
Real run starts at 4:52
Oh I see we are all addicted now
12:41 holy hell he has done it
with egg
7:00 what is blud yammering about
The timeline will never be whole.
Something awoken within me at 16:24
Now to explain to my boss why production quit mid shift. Juice me
i may be wrong about this, but if Fibonacci triggers with Aces, wouldn't it be logical to assume that a straight could be achieved with A 1 2 3 4? because 11 isnt part of the Fibonacci sequence, but 1 is
But A is 1
There's no "1" card. Ace *is* 1. A 2 3 4 5 is indeed a straight, but that ace contains a 5.
Apollo jumpscare 😂
Dude totally had it during that first run if he didnt discard the 9 ruining the potential fullhouse
e means 10 to the power of, the number that follows it
The egg is scrambled
Balatro
I need to save this for later 26:07
Competition brings out the beast in me 😈
bogleheads x balatro crossover episode
To make an omelette you gotta crack a few eggs right?
18:18 🔒
Egg got me to buy this game. It's pretty fun ngl
I dont think i will be able to survive the balatro meta
I watched this instead of going to class
My wife isn't a gamer but I feel like she has more time in Balatro than I do
You haven’t lived until you create a 10-egg omelette and wash it down with a gallon of milk
So true bestie
every day bro
Not every straight contains a 5 or a 10. Purely because there's jokers that let you play 4-hand straights or straights with a skipped number
41:29 "And then I eat them" 🤢🤮
Balatro? More like Malfatro. Idk sounded better in my head.
Any game like this on mobile?
squam squam squam squam squam squam
I know how to pog out mr NL
Bro keeps getting rid of Fibonacci cards nooo
squamy dut dut squamy dut dut
pogged up
All im saying is gimme a Roguelike and NL and you can be sure im pogging
Don't think there's enough scalling 😓
21:40, northernlion becomes Northernhorse
Aces are high and low in this game and no one seems to know that
NL the Idol Joker is amazing for getting the most dopamine you’ve ever pumped in your system (high scores)
3:18 this is a speedy run. Oh nooooo
What the heck is an Andrew?
It's a long story, but ultimately it refers to Andy Milonakis
To explain the full story, there was a streamer back in the day, Ice Poseidon, that had Andy Milonakis as a guest a few times. He also had a viewer show up as a guest, and the viewer was a Mexican lad who was chubby and looked a little bit like Milonakis, so chat nicknamed him Mexican Andy. This happened again, this time with an Asian fellow, again who looked a little bit like Milonakis, chat named him Asian Andy. Thus sparked the twitch phenomenon where now anyone and anything can be called a "(descriptor) Andy". NL is just extending Andy to Andrew.
chatter type A1234
do ever have a balatro run and turns out running doesn't help with card game skills
3 eggs, whipped with a dash of milk and fresh pepper. Pre-heat a non-stick pan with neutral oil and a bit of butter, wait until the butter begins to gently foam before adding eggs, stirring gently with a flat silicone spatula to create thin, long sheets of eggs, once the eggs are half set, add your salt and any cheese, sautéed meat or sautéed veggies, flip a third into the middle, the other third, turn over to seal and melt the cheese, plate and enjoy.