@@peppercorn1553Quick lil tip: you put the meeting on your side screen and the balatro video on your main screen, so to the other people in the meeting think you are paying attention when in fact you are +2'ing
Trueee lmao The more question marks I get the better it gets its a power I have never felt before!! Im a doctor you should be on one beer at all times.
ride the bus did nearly nothing that run because it applied the mult after everything was doubled by the glass, but I don't have the heart to tell the adorable egg man
15:22 I was working in an ER during the 2017 eclipse. I took 4 minutes to walk outside. Got on a plane to see the eclipse this year, but it was cloudy. I plan on going to northern Spain in 2026, because even if it’s cloudy, I’ll be in Spain.
I've never set parameters around "the countdown" and my daughter has never questioned it. She's very smart, almost 7, and it works every time she's not cooperating. I can't explain it.
Drinking beer can cause blood vessels to dilate and increase flow to your brain, which in turn can temporarily enhance your sensitivity to sensory inputs, like scent.
They should add negative for playing cards, doesn’t count for hand size or for played cards, so you can end up playing 7 cards if 2 are negative etcetera
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i'm not gonna buy a pluto for $3. however, a chance at pluto for $4? now we're talking
Gambling addict
Now you’re getting it
“It could be anything. It could even be a pluto”
LMAOOO
His card gaming childhood takes over, my man loves opening packs
59:37 me at the loan office after my good friend Clifford the Big Red Dog wants me to sign the lease but I see his credit report
Y’all mfs is funny man +2
the multiple glass breaking all at once is so loud and jarring it activates my fight or flight, and brother I ain't fightin'
*insert gif of SpongeBob screaming and running away*
1:35 me when I demand hotwheels cars from a wizard and he turns me into a seagull
+2
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Oooooo I'm a little bolatro goblin hee hee hee
So trueeee
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me when i pull up NL on the work computer during my Zoom meeting (I'm being laid off)
@@peppercorn1553based and gambling pilled
@@peppercorn1553Quick lil tip: you put the meeting on your side screen and the balatro video on your main screen, so to the other people in the meeting think you are paying attention when in fact you are +2'ing
3:58 Me when I live in a city with a good public transportation network and I need to commute to my workplace
+2
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...and the fare is kinda expensive but that's ok
Space Joker for this challenge went so crazy
The only Space Joker in history that actually did it's job properly
5:59 vampires when someone invites them to a formal dinner at their house
+2 that one actually made me laugh aloud
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longtime vod frog, when he started deliberately making face cards I was losing my mind till he said he was doing it on purpose
5:17 pov your a goblin and someone's under your porch
0:01 localthunk in 10 years introducing his new game:
Holy +2
what? he just says "Three!!!"
We’re balatro players of course we say it’s a won run after getting our first joker.
NL really has the best luck in this game. I swear I'm gettin screwed left and right out here
Holy cow, the mad lad crushed the first challenge so bad, he rolled straight past the slash marker without cutting the TH-cam video.
Don't at me, spoiler shamers.
6:08 me at the grocery store muttering to myself about sales on items that were priced 20% lower than the sale price just two weeks ago:
21:15 minecraft youtubers when someone asks if they want nudes
+2
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😂
+2
Holy +2
27:09 Bernie Sanders if he was alive in 1955
He _was_ alive in 1955 😅
27:07 when im in first grade learning about the civil rights movement:
NL using death cards to make more purple 3s but replacing his number cards instead of face cards is turning me into a type A chatter
And strengthing his 10s 🤦🏻♂️
My honest response: 21:50 🗿
usually i'd be right there with you, but cmon, the run was won anyways
@@calebmcnevin20:41
when he strengthened not one but TWO 10s i actually shouted
33:56 me when I don't have any money so I make a quesadilla out of whatever I have in the pantry
20:51 me when I ask for more sauces and they give some
+2
"If the right thing to do doesn't matter then it's not the right thing to do"
Hemomancer be like:
I pushed the camel through the eye of the needle. I sucked the blood from the stone
20:45 when the riddler finally defeated Batman
3 minutes in, completely bungles the math on the two pair. Never change
ITT: Type A chatters when NL fucking slices through a challenge like butter
Soooo true
ITT?
@@jordanleighton6893 Means "In This Thread" normally, but it's being used to refer to what's in the video this time.
Tyty
Genuinely one of your funniest videos unintentionally, couldn’t stop laughing while eating a chicken bake
Trueee lmao
The more question marks I get the better it gets its a power I have never felt before!!
Im a doctor you should be on one beer at all times.
Now I understand why you’re so impressed by my food guesser guesses, its because you have never seen food before.
we’re costco guys of course we watch balatro while eating a chicken bake
21:33 blud forgot NL was Canadian
33:39 For anyone interested this is pretty much a skit by the Whitest Kids U Know called Super Size Me with Whisky
Why is your throat drying out from peeing, NL? I think you're doing it wrong.
DA FUCKIN ART OF STORYTELLING IS UNDERRATED AS SHIT +2000
Rolling past mystic summit when it gives more mult than greedy joker and works on any hand
The Philadelphia 76ers AI joke was incredible
If you just drink the piss, the cycle is endless
Now you’re just taking the piss
Okay ChrisChan
12:45 Galileo in 1609
If you flew to a con you CANNOT clown on people for flying to the eclipse.
21:33 golden
I think I might have an NL Balatro addiction.
damn the guaranteed wheels go crazy though
Bro chat was losing its mind on the “noodle soup” discourse
When you refresh a 100 times and finally see another balatro video Cereal
15:35 "i'm the guy who emails the emergency doctor to come in" twitch chat aboslutely sending me as usual
Watching you strength the 10s into face card is pure gold.
I love you NL
I'm always astounded at how NL is a repository for all and an cultural references.
Glass (2019)
The Noodle Discourse had me doubled over in pain laughing while making a tortelinni pasta
Someone check on North Sentinel Island, make sure they’re alright
I was like "bro, how lucky are those wheels? He really was due.". Yeah, 2 dices, I'm stupid
./....dries your throat out?
my dude, *_where are you peeing_* ?
First run finally conviced me NL is actually insane (and also goated).
when NL laughs the evil laugh and says "delightful" a joker gets its polychrome
Impressed NL picked the correct best Outkast song. Da Art of Storytelling pt I is an all time classic.
"Let me find the perfect hand. I think I've found it: 7. Delightful."
call me Samuel L Jackson the way nl has broke me
This would've been a great run for him to use all the Strength cards he skipped or sold to turn Kings into Aces so they're no longer Faces.
he won easily tho
Both valid statements
What's with the S+ tier music takes every video man, this is the sauce that's holding me back from morbing into a Type A chatter
56:00 It's like your chat is just AI, guessing at what food is.
Nother delightful episode, thankss evg
my man ended the video with a damn candide reference. respect.
ride the bus did nearly nothing that run because it applied the mult after everything was doubled by the glass, but I don't have the heart to tell the adorable egg man
the mult is still being applied to the chips from his leveled up high card, then getting multipled by polychrome abstract, it’s still something
youtube maths: if you add to a number that's just been multiplied, it doesn't change value
2 * 2 + 2 = 4
@@TomsThoughtsonThings +2 (which is equal to 0 apparently)
27:11 NL confirmed not racist
Chicago reference for the title of the vid is excellent
That “and then you make more piss” was so poetic.
Bro had the luckiest run you could on this challenge and then piloted it in the most infuriating way just to piss off chat lol
15:22 I was working in an ER during the 2017 eclipse. I took 4 minutes to walk outside. Got on a plane to see the eclipse this year, but it was cloudy. I plan on going to northern Spain in 2026, because even if it’s cloudy, I’ll be in Spain.
If I just wait until approximately 6:33pm tonight I'll basically just see an eclipse then though
Something about this dude I could listen to him talk about nonsense forever. If only he were real cause damn he is cooking
My ass like wow he's really due on those wheels they keep hitting... Forgetting the probability was maxed.
How did I just get here and this man is already talking about his piss?
Autopilot run so boring that egg has to bully chat just to stay awake. You love to see it.
NL making more face cards to flex on the type A chatters.
Evil NL Arc is still going strong >:3
My favorite part of NL as a whole is the communitys various "me when i" comments referencing a statement made in a video. +2s all around brothers.
4:43 big "one more lane" energy here
Space joker or vampire are amongst the best ways possible to win this challenge and he gets one first try
I knew u was a real one! And it was confirmed as soon as u said ATLiens.
I drove to work during the eclipse. No traffic.
Northernlion drinking a beer to enable his sense of smell the same way popeye eats spinach
There should be a joker that gives you 1X mult if your hand contains high card
38:56 Hi tomo
I've never set parameters around "the countdown" and my daughter has never questioned it. She's very smart, almost 7, and it works every time she's not cooperating. I can't explain it.
He is so feisty today
Mfer not deathing every face card got me feeling some kinda way
Drinking beer can cause blood vessels to dilate and increase flow to your brain, which in turn can temporarily enhance your sensitivity to sensory inputs, like scent.
From this day forward, I'm referring to my job as an email job 😂
The difficult game about climbing finale, my liege
The eclipse passed over me but I stayed inside because my lizard brain gets very scared seeing the sun get eaten by the moon
When they say lasik, do they also include the operation that involves using a knife instead of a laser? If so, then I see where they are coming from
Little bro is getting a bit too smug
"Get the to a nunnery" gotem
He’s already started reusing titles for balatro 😭
I called Macaroni a noodle and then the sun disappeared, Egg is right.
Been playing Balatro 5 hours a day for 2 months and he learned today that a card can only have one edition
I thought his favourite pasta was conchiblee
They should add negative for playing cards, doesn’t count for hand size or for played cards, so you can end up playing 7 cards if 2 are negative etcetera
25:32 +4 for Loveless and the prior Cocteau Twins bit. Egg knows music
Head keeps raising 10s to face cards whilst holding ride the bus… man how quick I’m turning into type A…
Look Morty i turned myself into Slick Rick! Slick Rick!!!!!
Italian wedding soup does contain pasta, but is it a noodle?
If my ass wasn't also gladly experiencing the eclipse I would have been deeply scotched by the Evangelion line. 14:15 ish
Throwback title
3:55 picking ride the bus over a holographic baron made my lungs collapse
Balatro 3‼️