The Best, Worst & Blandest of 2019 (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @theescapist
    @theescapist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Watch today's episode which is a retrospective on the most significant games of the 2010s - www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/the-2010s-most-significant-games-zero-punctuation/

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Since he's been doing this for a decade, he could do a "Best and Worst" of the decade

    • @joeyparkhill8751
      @joeyparkhill8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is Yahtzee going to review Ion Maiden/Ion Fury at some point even though it's been out for a good while?

    • @jakeawe1966
      @jakeawe1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm simultaneously annoyed, because you keep advertising your website all over TH-cam, and impressed because I keep clicking on it.

    • @theescapist
      @theescapist  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jakeawe1966 Well hopefully you're at least finding new content to read and watch that you wouldn't have known about before. That's the goal! Not to spam you with crap, but things you'd maybe actually be interested in.

    • @joshportal2808
      @joshportal2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Outer World's was my favorite but it was a new memory. Love playing it but want it to become the next Fallout New Vegas with DLC that are good. There was no "original" game of 2019 I liked the most.
      Devil may Cry 5 comes to mind but wait, wasn't it from 2018?

  • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
    @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4037

    Trying to narrow down the 5 Blandest Games of 2019 must've been brutal.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I was shocked Days Gone was only third before I remembered the rest of the year.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@TheInsaneMan it had Devil May Cry 5 at least
      It also had Mechwarrior 5 but that one would go to blandest or bad.

    • @davidsolomie162
      @davidsolomie162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I thought Ghost Recon Breakpoint would be on the worst games list. I don't care what anyone says, that thing is an insult to gaming and to Tom Clancy himself.

    • @joeyparkhill8751
      @joeyparkhill8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Let's all Laugh at an Industry that never learns anything Tee-Hee-Hee

    • @davidsolomie162
      @davidsolomie162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@joeyparkhill8751 On another note, the bit during the end credits about climate disasters actually kinda hurt me... And dipshits STILL ingore extreme climate change evidence! We're doomed...

  • @ryanrising2237
    @ryanrising2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    You know it’s going to be a good ZP when it starts off with a rhyme scheme.

    • @gardenhead92
      @gardenhead92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And you got that slant rhyme yourself with "ZP" and "scheme"

    • @kuramacon
      @kuramacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I want another limerick review

    • @chrismorris6865
      @chrismorris6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree. Reminds me of his intro to the Destiny review.

    • @aestheticmirror9257
      @aestheticmirror9257 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @nathanallwood249
      @nathanallwood249 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kuramacon if anything gets that boring going forward, it's not a bright future....

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Oh god the drum rolls with no payoff for the blandest bother me so much.

    • @CinosTheHedgehog2000
      @CinosTheHedgehog2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I have a feeling that was the point

    • @alexbuhl1316
      @alexbuhl1316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      There was a cough!

    • @Haan22
      @Haan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *awkward silence and cough*

    • @BabyConan41
      @BabyConan41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i knew what was coming and that cough still made me laugh

  • @HolyGarfield
    @HolyGarfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    "Yes, Koji Igarashi, have all the silly hats you want."
    "I WILL!"
    Still makes me laugh. :)

    • @odintillgren3212
      @odintillgren3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He sounds so pleased about it.

    • @ledzeppelin27
      @ledzeppelin27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Can I also make myself a boss fight?"

    • @MenwithHill
      @MenwithHill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love that clip, it's kinda wholesome

  • @Fourtytwo4242
    @Fourtytwo4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    3:54 For some reason I just smile at the "I will", you can just hear the pure joy.

    • @mr.e2239
      @mr.e2239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me to.

  • @markusschoening4914
    @markusschoening4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    "That would be like if Europe took another crack at the Plague!"
    Yeah well...funny how things turn out...

    • @noneofyourbusiness7965
      @noneofyourbusiness7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Questioningbasics Yeah, hyperbole is strong here.

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @NoneOf YourBusiness
      There are 2 ways this comment could be taken, and one of them makes me hate you

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Funny thing is, the Black Death _already_ happened twice, in 541 and 1347. This Coronavirus thing is actually round THREE

    • @noneofyourbusiness7965
      @noneofyourbusiness7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Linosek279 Okay, like how?

    • @noneofyourbusiness7965
      @noneofyourbusiness7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TARINunit9 How so? The number of deaths are drastically different.

  • @bigf00t159
    @bigf00t159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    “Sucked entertainment out of the future” made me lol

  • @n543576
    @n543576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Disco Elysium truly does represent why the game industry is (sometimes) still worth fighting for, and getting pissed off and not buying live service trash because the possibility for true art to be created is still out there and its not impossible to see it in our lifetimes.

    • @GuyWithTriangle
      @GuyWithTriangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Considering Disco Elysium was made by 2 Lithuanian dudes thats about as far from the "industry" as you can get

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@GuyWithTriangle true, but most modern indie titles are extremely pretentious. disco elysium somehow manages to be a true work of art, without seeming overly pretentious

    • @LuigiGamesful
      @LuigiGamesful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, it's still a bit hard for games like such to thrive because there's still the problem of 'the market.' Most people who play games have a short to medium attention span which is why action games dominate the market. Now it's just a problem of making an action game with either a good story, good gameplay, good graphics, you get what I mean. Point is, Disco Elysium is an artistic masterpiece to some (including myself), but the bitter truth is it's boring and uninteresting to a lot of people too. There are many video essays about 'touching' games and I only found around 2 about (or at least mention) Disco Elysium, even though it's a quite known game.

    • @edg4rallanbro753
      @edg4rallanbro753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@LuigiGamesful Disco Elysium was a success, commercially and critically. It's not that it's too experimental and under the radar or anything, it's not. It's a thoughtful game with a living, breathing world. The issue is publishers and game developers don't want to stray from the beaten path, why risk money when you can keep pumping out mediocrity and pay your rent?

    • @QuicklimeTime
      @QuicklimeTime ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...
      This comment did not age quite so well...

  • @theatomiclemon1
    @theatomiclemon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    For those that forgot: Anthem, indeed, came out this year and Fallout 76 fucked up even more this year, but it came out in 2018.

    • @Haan22
      @Haan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Fallout 76 is the game that I've enjoyed the most without ever playing.

    • @LunaSolarysAD
      @LunaSolarysAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I see so much news about the bullshit that happens in and around 76 that I genuinely thought it came out this year.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Anthem has been endlessly entertaining... to laugh at of course. 2019 was a warm year huddled around that dumpster fire.

    • @demonintellect9834
      @demonintellect9834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reed1645 you mean the like 3 times anthem was mentioned after it came out?

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@demonintellect9834 it was a weekly thing for a few months actually.
      The first gun in the game is the strongest
      Removing armor makes you stronger
      Most of the roadmap was deleted
      The cataclysm has been delayed
      People at bioware were locking themselves in offices and crying during its development
      The cataclysm looks nothing like in the trailer
      The rest of the roadmap was deleted
      I could go on lol. For a while you could just google 'anthem' every week and find some new hilarious problem or insane issue with the game.

  • @nightcatarts
    @nightcatarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    It really feels like Days Gone came out a year earlier than it actually did.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I thought Anthem came out last year.

    • @nightcatarts
      @nightcatarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@merrittanimation7721 Yea it has a similar flashy thing from MiB quality to it. I keep getting Break Point mixed up with Wildlands too, because they seem to be the same game.

    • @andreasbuehler1821
      @andreasbuehler1821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@merrittanimation7721 By this point, it technically did.

    • @madness1931
      @madness1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's the opposite of Fallout 76. A game so bad and that screwed up so much last year, I forgot it came out in 2018.

    • @madness1931
      @madness1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@BLY99 I played it. Picked it up as a rental, as I didn't want to take the chance due to the negative reception. It wasn't a BAD game, but it was a bland one. Personally the 6-8 range most reviewers gave is pretty spot on. I sent it back, and I think I got Spider Man (rented as I'm not a huge comic book n' Marvel fan), a Sony open world game, that's better in pretty much every single way.
      I do think that the game has got a few people whailing on it because of the game being a disapointment, but that doesn't make the game any less bland. If you liked it, and it had you gripped, great, but that doesn't mean everyone who doesn't is wrong. Enjoy the game, I wish I could have. People are here because we like games, not because we like hating on them.

  • @Icantdecided
    @Icantdecided 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I love that Yahtzee refuses to say a word about Borderlands 3.

    • @afd1040
      @afd1040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Thomas Varblow Watch his borderlands 2 review you will understand why he doesn't like it.

    • @MrSafer
      @MrSafer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      there is a borderlands 3? who wanted that game?

    • @darkcharizard52
      @darkcharizard52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr. Safer they were trying to cash in on the fans of the first 2, but kinda dropped the ball. Not as good writing, and the gameplay is somehow worse.

    • @jdrok5026
      @jdrok5026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nicolausteslaus I mean borderlands 1 2 presequel and 3 are all inspired games apparently you didnt play them at all. Also 3 has some gameplay improvements just got to start getting your build correct. Having played all of the games 1 is still one of the best.

    • @sammyjay4324
      @sammyjay4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nicolausteslaus Borderlands is very much a series where you'll either play it for 5 hours and then drop it forever or somehow end up racking up 1000hrs+ total across all games. Its a bit like dark souls or demons souls in that sense. Borderlands 1 hit a major up turn with its Dlcs but I can see how base game can give a bad first impression. As for Yatzee and borderlands 3, ignoring the plot ( being combo of feeling over PC and bit limp) Borderlands 3 is very much play BL2 first and if you like that then its for you otherwise best to just ignore.

  • @docterfantazmo
    @docterfantazmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I will!
    That got a far bigger laugh out of me then it should.

    • @kuramacon
      @kuramacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly what I came here to say as well.

    • @AudioPhile
      @AudioPhile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha yep

    • @somebonehead
      @somebonehead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Timothy Fitzpatrick Rather, the enthusiasm.

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    To quote Count Dooku: “I’ve been looking forward to this.”

    • @captinobvious4705
      @captinobvious4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hello there!

    • @williamfrancis5367
      @williamfrancis5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@captinobvious4705. General Kenobi!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@williamfrancis5367 You are a *bold* one.

    • @robo3007
      @robo3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Count Dooku is such an underrated character.

    • @OGR-4394
      @OGR-4394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic line

  • @jd3666
    @jd3666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "you either die spec ops the line or you live long enough to see yourself become the call of duty"- most excellent

  • @azzzanadra
    @azzzanadra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    this years seems to have sucked the soul out of yahtzee, which is a good thing, cause now we know he had a soul.

    • @catlady4858
      @catlady4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Once

    • @ijirving
      @ijirving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Makes me feel sorry for who ended up with it.

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean he did a poem only at the begining, so we know he still has some soul in him. If he didn't, it'd be another Wolfenstein type video

    • @azureblaze8318
      @azureblaze8318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh I wonder if anything changed. Prob not.

    • @BrawnyFanta
      @BrawnyFanta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Must have been when they made him go to E3

  • @xRocketzFighterx
    @xRocketzFighterx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The way Yahtzee lets Koji allow to have all the silly hats he wants is just adorable to me.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "Can my main character wear a sully hat?
    "Yes, have all the silly hats you want."
    "I will!"

  • @Megafreakx3
    @Megafreakx3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "Europe having a second crack at the bubonic Plague" - Yatzhee January 2020 how the hell did he know?

    • @chickensofdeath490
      @chickensofdeath490 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Because Covid started in December 2019 maybe?

  • @waitwhatOo
    @waitwhatOo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Yahtzee really didn't wanna like REmake 2 and his anger at liking it is my ZP highlight of 2019

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was surprised there were enough good games from this year to shunt Remnant (HRUUH) From The Ashes down to 5th best.

  • @Just4Fun-Zocker
    @Just4Fun-Zocker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "You either die Spec Ops: The Line or you live long enough to see yourself become the Call of Duty." XD XD XD

  • @Dracinard
    @Dracinard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    A little disappointed that Days Gone didn't take the first prize in the blandest category, after he gave it such a thorough kicking that it spilled out across multiple reviews. But as a wise man once said, there's something appealingly ironic about taking third prize in a mediocrity contest.

  • @cybertronftw1
    @cybertronftw1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I was gonna complain he forgot fallout 76, but then I remembered it’s been out for two years instead. It’s just been failing for that long

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not according to Todd Howard, to him "it just works." Emphasis on just.

  • @axongear9650
    @axongear9650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    It feels like Anthem has been out for years. I still can't believe it's a 2019 game

    • @fizzyshellfish5439
      @fizzyshellfish5439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I received an enormous amount of attention. I bought it, not knowing all the pre-release hype and drama. I thought it was OK, but not good. Strangely enough, the game was far more unstable for me (crashes/disconnects) a few months after release. Haven't even thought about it in months.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The most surprising thing is how little has changed. It's almost been a year and they've added one mode which is no longer in the game and a stronghold mission... that's pretty much it. They don't even bother advertising their seasons on youtube.

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@reed1645 All thats left is the server shutdown and the lawsuit of the 20 people who still played it.

  • @whydoistillusethissite8626
    @whydoistillusethissite8626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The opening reminded me of Yahtzee and Jim's Rhymedown Spectacular

    • @joeyparkhill8751
      @joeyparkhill8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HOLY CHRIST! You are 100% right!

    • @MoskalMedia
      @MoskalMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I miss Rhymedown Spectacular! Such an underrated series

  • @Jamicooo69
    @Jamicooo69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You know a game is awful when Yahtz actually has emotion in his voice describing it

  • @ChristophelusPulps
    @ChristophelusPulps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Have all the silly hats you want."
    "I will!"

  • @DeOneTrueSage
    @DeOneTrueSage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Have anyone else realize that Yahtzee voice is perfect for helping one fall asleep. Next time you having trouble falling asleep try playing one of his 4hr long videos and I kid you not you'll fall asleep in moments and it would best one of the best sleeps you will ever have

  • @lightingale
    @lightingale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Lets all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee...

    • @zegreatpumpkinani9161
      @zegreatpumpkinani9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I wish we heard this jingle more often... then again that might make it not as funny...

    • @Jonnygunboy
      @Jonnygunboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Activision gets the award for biggest dick-heads of the year. Release cod/crash team racing then add microtransactions when review period is over.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It feels like the industry is actively unlearning things.

    • @minitaur8693
      @minitaur8693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then they laugh at us when they take our money :(

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's been long since the industry not learning was funny though, these days it's more of a mix of sad and scary.

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This year is the very definition of the term “mixed bag.”

    • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
      @hubblebublumbubwub5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every year is a mixed bag. This year was particularly mediocre.

    • @robo3007
      @robo3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hubblebublumbubwub5215 How was this this year mediocre? It had Death Stranding, DMC5, Sekiro, Jedi Fallen Order, The Surge 2, Code Vein, Remnant From the Ashes, Outer Worlds, Control, Disco Elysium, the Medievil and RE2 remakes AND Kingdom Hearts 3 all released in the same year. I honestly can't think of another year with that many hits.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hubblebublumbubwub5215 It was a pretty solid year in my opinion but it depends what you're into. If you like rpgs for example the new fire emblem and shadowbringers expansion were there with hundreds of hours of playtime.
      There were some phenomenal indie titles as well. Some of the best games had a slightly niche appeal as well like sekiro. If you like a challenge then that game alone made it a great year.

    • @timjennings4342
      @timjennings4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought this year was pretty solid but I can understand why people thought it was mediocre. A lot of games got pushed back, and like, next year is going to be pretty amazing.
      The pounding that Q1 is going to subject my wallet to is going to be so graphic that it will be featured on the front page of PornHub.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timjennings4342 The year was only solid as it gave everybody an excuse to go back to their backlog and clear a few games they've been meaning to get to. There were definiate winners this year but the releases were just riddled with games that were either bland, forgettable or just plain bad.
      What was truly surprising were the games that you'd think would be sure-fire hits being surprisingly divisive. Games like Seikero, Wolfenstien: Youngblood, and Borderlands 3 (not so much for me but still).

  • @lentencraft
    @lentencraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2019 was great for gaming!
    If you wanted time to play all those steam games you have but never even started

  • @greenclock7152
    @greenclock7152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Watching people complain about 2019 is really funny in retrospect.

  • @ShadowStarGaming
    @ShadowStarGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Love how you put Borderlands 3 in Rejects at the end.

    • @james_42
      @james_42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why? I got the game the other day and so far it's just more borderlands but with far better gameplay

    • @ShadowStarGaming
      @ShadowStarGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@james_42 Hope not on PC. If PC then 3 words: Epic. Games. Store.

    • @bovinleephann6210
      @bovinleephann6210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@james_42 It's in rejects because Yahtzee has a rather infamous hatred for the series. He probably hasn't spoken about it because he doesn't want to get a bunch of angry emails.

    • @blackace7782
      @blackace7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ShadowStarGaming Awww does that meawn you need to leave your steam comfort zone, get real snowflake

    • @ShadowStarGaming
      @ShadowStarGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@blackace7782 I am real, it's an overall terrible store and exclusivity is never good. Fuck Epic

  • @zeedon
    @zeedon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ve been having trouble, even finishing games recently. There are so many that are drawn out, boring, and Same-y. But, I’m on my second play through of Disco Elysium. I enjoy seeing it get the recognition it deserves.

  • @Wolfimoon
    @Wolfimoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The coughing before blandest has a very different impact on me 6 months later

  • @Srksius2802
    @Srksius2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'm sad to see that Pathologic 2 went under Yahtzee's radar.
    It was a good game almost a close tie to Disco Elysium in my book.

    • @madprophet6891
      @madprophet6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You really think this shitter's smart enough to figure out Pathologic?

    • @Srksius2802
      @Srksius2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@madprophet6891 unlike the rest of Escapist, yeah. Yahtzee has shown competence and appreciation for experimental approach to storytelling even if the game itself wasn't up to his taste. Even if he disliked it and lambasted it to high heaven it would still have material for an interesting ZP episode.

    • @yumyum366
      @yumyum366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've played a little of the first one. Supposedly the doctor is the second route in the sequel and that ruins the mystery/suspense of his route, whereas he was the first route and an outsider perspective in the first?

    • @Srksius2802
      @Srksius2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yumyum366 yeah but the second game gives more characterization to the Haruspex and the steppe culture. Him and the Changeling suffered a lot in the first game due to time and budget constraints.

    • @yumyum366
      @yumyum366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Srksius2802 So doc playthrough in the first game then jump to the second?

  • @WarningBFG-isHiring
    @WarningBFG-isHiring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    No honorable mention for DMC5? I thought that you enjoyed it and would at least be on the list.

  • @NurseValentineSG
    @NurseValentineSG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Aww, DMC5 not even a runner up? Oh well.
    More DMC5 for me. C:

    • @sunnyenno9468
      @sunnyenno9468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dmc 5 isnt just my GOTY, it's also the best action game of all time and a fairy tale of how the passion of fans lead to major success for them and the publishing company, bless itsuno and capcom, they made a mediocre year a little more exciting

    • @Knightess
      @Knightess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yahtzee was pretty light on it during his review so I thought it would end up in the top five or an honorable mention, but I guess not.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think a lot of people forgot about DMC 5.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Huh. I was expecting Jedi Fallen Order to make #5. Yahtzee seemed to enjoy that one modestly. Then again I don’t think he’d want to give EA the satisfaction

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It got an honorable mention in the credits at least

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really thought it was going to be on the Blandest list somewhere.

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Keithustus it wasn't bad, the story is kinda meh even though it's supposed to be a side story to the 3rd, Rogue One and 4th movies. It doesn't tell a story as interesting as Bioware's 2 and only 2 Knights of the Old Republic Games.

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan, exactly. Not bad but certainly hard to call good. Bland.

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Keithustus no, he called it good, he liked its gameplay and even recommended the game, when have you seen him recommend a bland game?

  • @sydrox4001
    @sydrox4001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always look forward to these every year

  • @Sazazezer
    @Sazazezer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    But Yahtzee, you never reviewed Disco Elysium, did you?
    And to think, you wasted a whole week reviewing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. You could have done it then!

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did during the COD: Modern Warfare review apparently. When a game is really dull to him (Like FIFA) He reviews other games during the main review.

    • @No-dl6im
      @No-dl6im 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      supersasukemaniac you really went for that huh?

    • @tempo4760
      @tempo4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@supersasukemaniac r/woosh

    • @a.monach7602
      @a.monach7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tempo4760 stfu redditor

  • @AppleBiscuits
    @AppleBiscuits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Christ Yahtzee holds such a grudge over Borderlands 3's existence you'd think it killed his dog and fed it to him.

    • @derrickmelton5844
      @derrickmelton5844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No it is just that the series has an interesting story hidden behind sophomoric humor and edginess that was sort of endearing the first and second time around, but has gone on to beat a dead horse to the point of punching gravel.
      Any review yahtzee did would either be pointing at BL2 or a minute long tops because there isn't enough soul put into the game to even inspire insults at this point.

    • @sessy01
      @sessy01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He'd shoot himself on the characters alone because my god, everything is your goddamn fault, ava. Shut the fuck up and stay on the ship before you get someone else killed and made the token role for that character too

    • @imaginaryboy2000
      @imaginaryboy2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At this point its a game. Borderlands fans will defend until their dying breath, and Yahtzee wants their dying breath to be the waft of a triceratops's taint.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it was more people kept asking him "WhErE's TeH BoRdErLaNdS rEvIeW?" Not because they were fans but because, like Smash Bros, they wanted to see him rip it apart as he is known for not being the biggest fan of Borderlands.
      The Escapist made a TH-cam post about it showing an image of it and straight up saying, "Stop asking him now please."

    • @jdrok5026
      @jdrok5026 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derrickmelton5844 I mean the humour is still great it's just 3s humour isnt good basically ignore the story it's kinda bs

  • @j3b3mt1username
    @j3b3mt1username 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ahhhh yahtzee you always manage to crack me up with laughter. thank you for that.
    " i will" and ghost recon burn punchline was gold

  • @laxku
    @laxku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man that runners up and rejects bit at the end was a really nice addition to one of my favorite yearly videos. I do miss the old "Best worst and blandest" song though.

  • @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643
    @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Next year, a new event: my best, worst and blandest ... disasters"
    So Yahtzee, any tips for the lottery?

  • @DasterTheStalker
    @DasterTheStalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    for me crackdown 3 would've been the blandest, because i forgot it released, or rather, never noticed that it released

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I can't even think of a single friend that bought the game, even though it was over-hyped for years.

    • @osten222312
      @osten222312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      but generally, people don't review shit they don't play...

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahaha 69 lieks funni secks numbahr

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me it was fucking Days Gone. I completely forgot it was a thing, which is gibing it too much credit.

  • @xeruexe1624
    @xeruexe1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Igarashi "I will" line delivery really cheers me up.

  • @MaebaeTV
    @MaebaeTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe it was because this video was so short and snappy but the jokes really landed hard on this one. Nice one Yahtzee, good vid. Can't wait for all the 2020 vids.

  • @Deathclaw-lh5tl
    @Deathclaw-lh5tl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:35 - Well done, Konami! You nearly made him laugh!

  • @ZeKyra
    @ZeKyra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "And so ends the yea 2019, what a cascade of failure and pain it has been." Well...

  • @Sean-so4kg
    @Sean-so4kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Finally, the moment we've all been waiting for

  • @deadbydayinblack
    @deadbydayinblack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been waiting for this for fookin days!!!!

  • @danielmarschinke
    @danielmarschinke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I wasn’t expecting anthem for the same reason it was on the list. It had a ton of pre-release hype and then just disappeared.

    • @zegreatpumpkinani9161
      @zegreatpumpkinani9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There was hype for that game? I remember a ton of ads and everyone I heard mention them thought "yeah, that looks like it's gonna be nothing special"

    • @butt317
      @butt317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zegreatpumpkinani9161 I think there was hype after the first trailer but once the others came out everyone was like "oh it's one of those"

    • @MoodyMMA
      @MoodyMMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zegreatpumpkinani9161 There was a lot of hype for the game in 2017 or 18, I can't remember TBH. But then ea fucked up, and like half of the hype died, because everyone knew ea was going to fuck it up. But I along with a few people had some hope for the game, and then they released the beta, and that official killed the hype.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well people wer ehyped cause it was a bioware game..and then hype died when it became clear it was a bland attempt at ripping off destiny with a barebones 'story', lackluster antagonists and like zero actual characters

  • @RufusOmega
    @RufusOmega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Death Stranding not being in there somewhere was a bit of a surprise. Yahtzee not finding it good, bad or bland enough to even get an honourable mention seems weird when it seems to evoke such strong reactions in pretty much everyone else, good or bad.

    • @ArcaneAzmadi
      @ArcaneAzmadi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think because he found it too admirable in its creative vision and sheer unique weirdness to be bland, too technically competent and engaging to be bad, but too flawed in a variety of significant-but-not-deal-breaking ways to be good. I think his assessment of it would be "A decent try".

  • @ManateeMentality
    @ManateeMentality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:03 I think that cough is foreshadowing

  • @davidriley8316
    @davidriley8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Days Gone is my game of the year, but it took me a month to finish it. And Yalz had a week. Good list. Very funny intro.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Never thought I'd see the day where a Wolfenstein game in the wort list , but hey at least the 5th worst , so that's not too bad.

    • @Mene0
      @Mene0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kind of is, though

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mene0 I'm saying it being 5th worst shows that it still wasnt bad enough to any higher up.

    • @dinkyboilerplate350
      @dinkyboilerplate350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Out of a year

    • @MarvMarvensen
      @MarvMarvensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tho I feel it should rather belong on the Bland list.
      Imho it wasn't really a bad game. But it surely missed some potential, even if you consider it's a budget spin-off.

    • @chegorilla1468
      @chegorilla1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The movement, guns and levels I was fine with but the characters and story were weak. It felt short and tried to turn into a soft Borderlands type enemy damage model. Worst of all it's like they created this "soft" live service model like Division or something but never properly planned it out. I love Wolfenstein but totally understand why people hate it.

  • @RocketRoosterFilms
    @RocketRoosterFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite part: “Anthem...I forgot about that one.” Oh! That’s it!!! Eureka! LOL

  • @CyrilOfTheWind
    @CyrilOfTheWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucking years goddamn later and it's still never a disappointment when I click on one of your videos. They aren't always gold, but I've never been like, ugh that sucked. Here's to another great year!

  • @MagnustheJust
    @MagnustheJust 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was introduced to your reviews by a friend... And by the end if the first one, after l was able to stop laughing and breath, ask who we juat listened to. I am a fan now, and have been speading the joy of the Zero Punctuation gospel. Cheers!! 🍻😬

  • @thecookingchannel1520
    @thecookingchannel1520 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Good, The Bad, The Bland

  • @2002ChevySylverado
    @2002ChevySylverado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Insert "When did Yahtzee review Disco Elysium?" comment here.

    • @lukylooper
      @lukylooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The Modern Warfare review

    • @eudgenius46
      @eudgenius46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lukylooper r/whoosh

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@eudgenius46 It ain't a woosh if it actually helps people who have that question. I didn't, but you never know.

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@eudgenius46 people who say "r/woosh" when they're not even on fucking reddit should probably have their fingers removed
      entire hands if they say it to people who didn't even miss the joke

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@VanessaMagick I agree

  • @Fazmukadar
    @Fazmukadar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ooooh how i waited for this

  • @squallsrapture
    @squallsrapture 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I legit look forward to this all year.

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Was not expecting RE2 in his best list. I mean he was REALLY insulting that thing when he actually reviewed it

  • @Benaplus1
    @Benaplus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really think Outer Wilds got short shrift here. It's the kind of game that takes time to play and enjoy. I feel that Yahtzee might have felt quite differently had he been able to play more of it.

  • @demonofrazgriz5764
    @demonofrazgriz5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And here I am still.
    Sitting and waiting.
    More then three weeks later.
    For Yahtzee to return from his drive.
    ;-)

  • @Lorendrawn
    @Lorendrawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the only rewind I look for on TH-cam.

  • @dannybeane2069
    @dannybeane2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Was kinda expecting fallout 76 to be on here.... Then I remembered it came out in 2018. It's failures resonating with us like a fart in an echoing chamber.

  • @gerardotejada2531
    @gerardotejada2531 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love this year, Control, Metro Exodus, Disco Elysium, Resident Evil, etc. Love It

  • @RussyPopDnD
    @RussyPopDnD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Moon and Arrival are both fantastic movies, I'm glad you gave them a shoutout!

  • @AlastorAltruistGaming
    @AlastorAltruistGaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I say, those rhymes you uttered at the beginning were rather charming.

  • @canismori
    @canismori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    2019 was kinda good and kinda bad for games, must have been a challenge to make a list

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It was overall bland.

    • @samuelw01
      @samuelw01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Patholohic 2, Disco Elysium and Sekiro are some of my favorite games of the decade, but 80% of the rest ranges from mediocre to bad.

    • @QuestionmarkTimes2
      @QuestionmarkTimes2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DMC5, REmake, pathologic 2, disco elysium, outer worlds, outer wilds.. Even the new cod was alright. I'm sure I'm forgetting a couple more. Definitely not a bland year for gaming.

    • @zakanyimen
      @zakanyimen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@samuelw01 80% of the games was always bad but before the internet they faded away

    • @deleteTF
      @deleteTF 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @No name here Oh yeah, i remember the internet not existing in 2017 (one of the best years for games).

  • @mohammedsami6907
    @mohammedsami6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The Games of 2019 according to Yahtzee
    *Best of 2019:*
    1. Disco Elysium
    2.Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
    3. Observation
    4. Resident Evil 2 Remake
    5. Remnant from The Ashes
    *Blandest of 2019:*
    1.Anthem
    2. Ghost Recon: Breakpoint
    3. Days Gone
    4. Crackdown 3
    5. Man of Medan
    *Worst of 2019:*
    1. Contra Rogue Corps
    2. Left Alive
    3. Shenmue 3
    4. Blair Witch
    5. Wolfstein: Youngblood

    • @yumyum366
      @yumyum366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Runner Ups/Rejects at 5:53
      Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
      Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order
      Control
      The Outer Worlds/Outer Wilds
      Rejects:
      Borderlands 3

  • @knju1monsterhunt656
    @knju1monsterhunt656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear, the silence following the Most Blandest drumroll manages to be somehow deafening and dread-inducing.

  • @thaearthquake
    @thaearthquake 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The return of “Limerick Yahtzee”! It was only for the intro but reminded me of that wonderful Wolfenstein review.

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just want to point out if you go by the episode titles alone Yahtzee made Call of Duty: Modern Warfare his best game of the year.

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think Yahtzee made Disco Elysium his game of the year because that's the video where I finally put an end to Paradox Acres continuously asking him to review HuniePop.

    • @lonelymascot
      @lonelymascot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@E1craZ4life wait he actually stopped?

  • @molloz98
    @molloz98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    About ubisoft learing a lesson: remember when they learned a lesson with assasins creed unity? They're not learning lessons they are just doing this on purpose.

  • @inewulf3204
    @inewulf3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think that was the best one yet. Brilliant and funny throughout

  • @daishoryujin95
    @daishoryujin95 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That little rhyme at the beginning was just beautiful.

  • @laryonyt
    @laryonyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    WWE 2K20 has to be the worst game of 2019. Triple A release that was almost unplayable and in 2020 it is literally unplayable.

  • @christopherjones8448
    @christopherjones8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way he said "I will!"
    That had to be the most southern I've ever heard his voice get

  • @scruffmutt
    @scruffmutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:59 when your mom asks you what nocturnal bird you want as a pet

  • @sirrliv
    @sirrliv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am genuinely surprised that Worst Game of 2019 didn't go to Death Stranding. I had money riding on that, you cost me $50 Yahtz!

    • @fictionarch
      @fictionarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about his review made you think it was going to be on his worst. He didn't love it but he didn't hate it either and it was to much its own thing for it to be on the bland list.

  • @Waffletigercat
    @Waffletigercat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly, he didn't seem very positive to Remnant in his review. I was surprised it made his best list. And I thought for sure Days Gone would make #1 blandest.

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IIRC; he described Remnant as "positively numbing".

    • @DaedalusShard
      @DaedalusShard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first chapter of the game feels less inspired than the rest (some don't like Rhom either). IMO the game only got more interesting as it went along and is way more fun with a full group.

    • @TheKrossRoads
      @TheKrossRoads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was pretty clear to me he had trouble filling out his "best" list this year, and most likely settled for "annoyed me the least" for a few entries.

  • @ijirving
    @ijirving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anthem seems like it came out at least 2 years ago, but I feel like I'm still waiting for it to be released.

  • @pedroalexandre7915
    @pedroalexandre7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good to see poetic Australian mad man.
    Thanks, Yahtzee.

  • @kuramacon
    @kuramacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just the timing alone of that "I will" is 100% gold.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is it me or is being bland somehow worse than actually bad?

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is, you can see the same with movies. a movie, good or bad, can still be entrtaining. think of the room, or those tomb raider movies with angelina jollie. but nothing is going to save a movie or a game thats just boring

  • @tharedpotatowwhale
    @tharedpotatowwhale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN BOIS

  • @justsomedude8324
    @justsomedude8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hah! I was waiting for this and it was worth it.

  • @trynaman8323
    @trynaman8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been watching this guy for over 10 years and I just realized I havent been subscribed all this time lol

  • @MrMetalforever5
    @MrMetalforever5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The RE3-make has me worried too, honestly.
    The release so soon after the 2-make is worrying, and the fact that 3 is much more action focused makes me worried they’re heading in the direction of 5 & 6 just after they’ve done so amazingly taking the series back to it’s true potential in horror with 7, Revelations 2, and 2-make.

    • @95kingslayer
      @95kingslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RE3 was a beloved entry though. If they do nemesis justice the game will be fine. The original was more action focused anyway. They just have to give it a good Thanos balance of Action/Horror. Like the original.

  • @EmeralBookwise
    @EmeralBookwise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is it just me or does it feel like this video lacked enthusiasm? Sometimes I lost track of which games were supposed to be good, bland, or bad because the delivery for all of them sounded pretty "bland".
    ...or maybe that just says something for the state of the industry as a whole, if even the best and worst of the year struggled to rise past mediocrity.

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Usually depends on how the year went. Yahtzee said in his reviews Through out 2019, that finding a semi-decent game was a slog. So it would make sense that he sounds more relieved that it's over.

  • @YourCrazyOverlord
    @YourCrazyOverlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I look forward to this as a yearly tradition so much at this point. Bless Yatzhee's ineffable wisdom.

  • @sink899
    @sink899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last kick in the nads to BL3 got me

  • @joaogrrr
    @joaogrrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    >death stranding doesn't win blandest game of 2019

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didnt hate it

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@azzzanadra he did however admit it would have been a better movie.

    • @olotocolo
      @olotocolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's not bland. It can be boring if it's not your cup of tea but so can cities skylines or eurotruck simulator. It's also creative, intriguing, beautiful and not a remake, reboot or sequel to established frenchise.
      So it's not bland

    • @Tamacat388
      @Tamacat388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres certainly nothing bland about it. Nobody dislikes it because its bland. Its just not for everybody.

    • @Tamacat388
      @Tamacat388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@supersasukemaniac Death Stranding would be such a shitty movie. And that would take away everything actually special about it as a piece of art.

  • @Yourwaifuisntreal
    @Yourwaifuisntreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:12 You're not the only one who forgot Anthem was a game released in 2019. I completely forgot it was even a thing. lol

  • @togekiss1995
    @togekiss1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh what fun it is to watch a ZP video today.

  • @brumby92
    @brumby92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember the old Wolfenstein review? That epic poem is a masterpiece