John Wick 4: Dangerous Cleanup
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ธ.ค. 2022
- John Wick 4: Dangerous Cleanup
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“I once saw him in a hotel ,clean three rooms with just a fuk*** napkin”
A FUC*** NAPKIN
how is that even possible it would've fallen apart!?
Modified.."once I saw him in the bar..kill three people with a pencil with Fuk** pencil " 😅😅😂👍
Whooo can do that??
Hahahahahaha!
My wife told me "If spray bottles had recoil, men would clean the house spotless".
That is actually so true. Wow, we really are simple beings aren't we?
just connect the spray bottle to a pressure washer and voila.
That's why car guy wash their car so often.
@@Mikauo_Xbladeyou speak like a Reddit virgin
World most powerful water gun filled with cleaner
Point of Order: Every Man (and I do mean *every* man) mimics recoil and makes pew-pew noises when using Spray Bottles.
Therefore the point the in invalid.
Love him!! I could watch him clean every day. . . He's so nice to look at.
I am.litterly laughing out loud. Thank you.😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤😂😂
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“He’s a man of focus, commitment, and sheer elbow grease.”
Lol 😂😭 That's to funny elbow grease butter cream will work!
"Something you know very little about"
“I once saw him clean a bathroom with a toothbrush , a fucking toothbrush”
HALLOOO das ist nicht der Echte ❤😂
Lol
"He is not the cleaner ... he is the man sent to clean the cleaner "
LMAO
Pause?
oh...
"I" deserve a gold medal for that one.
Ayo?
Киану красавчик, вот я посмеялась с утра, настроение поднял! ❤
only Keanu cleans in a suit
The rooms he cleaned that day, made the foundation of what our hotel is now.
Thanks for your love and support where are you chatting from????
@@keanureeves-8900really? Keanu has time to go one on one with his fans in-DM? Wow! How appallingly humbling!
@@idongesitu_1_imuk - yea. No.
@@keanureeves-8900 you don’t belong here. Get out.
The would be The Continental
"Are you ready to clean John?"
*Turns around*
"Yeah."
LMAO
this one took me out xD
😂😂😂😂
Not really
*tsshh tsshh tsshh*
A mí me tiene totalmente enamorada por lo buena persona que es y por supuesto un grandísimo actor te amo te amo Keanu.😍😍😍
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Soy una persona adulta y estoy de total acuerdo con usted. Amén
I have been doing this back and forth all day! 😂
Not quite John Wick status, but still fun as hell when the energy spikes! When it doesn't, I get to smile and laugh at your wonderful quirks. 😁
Perfect timing for this, thank you!
"He's the one you send to kill the 0.01% of bacteria that the strongest cleansers can't remove."
This comment got me rolling n coughing 😆 🤣 😂
Tu shay... this is pretty good.
this comment deserves more likes
I’m dead🤣🤣💀
Lol🤣
"Evening, John."
"Evening, Jimmy."
"Streak complaints?"
"Streak complaints."
"You cleaning again?"
"Just sorting some things out"
Underrated AF.
😂 👏 🏆
Priceless
“I’ll leave you be then, goodnight John”
@@NinjaCommando23 "Good night, Jimmy."
This young man makes house cleaning look like fun 😂❤❤ loving this
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His video shorts absolutely brighten my day. They help me to not take life so seriously, 😏
Still he isn’t the real keanu reeves…😂
Nah....he looked pretty serious the way he handled his artillery 😂❤
john is a man of focus, commitment and sheer cleaness
@@user-cn9hm7lj9j~FAKE!
Hombre admirable hermoso por dentro y por fuera y ademas muy limpio
John Wick 4: Aerosol Assassin
Headliner on poster “John Wick WIPES out the competition”
@@reirei7851 "John Wick takes out the trash"
@@justinwayne445 good one 😂👍🏻
CO2 killer
true…🤣
You are SO hysterical with the tiny wiping sounds during "reality " ❤❤
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Wow have to get me some a that , serve two purpose cleaning an protection ❤😅
Blessings Mr Reeves 🙏🙌❤🤍💙👍
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That ain't him
"He is not exactly the housekeeper, he is the man you send to housekeep the housekeeper"
Underrated
he is the man who cleans baba yaga's house.
Gooooood one
Nice. 😆
masterpiece
Even Thanos, when he snapped his fingers, prayed that Wick's dog wouldn't disappear.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
f
😆😆😆
😂
아~~~귀여워~~❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Loving these videos from Canada with love ❤️
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Now I unironically want a movie where Keanu Reeves plays a retired Assassin trying to live out his retirement as a housekeeper
There's an anime that can scratch that itch
@@vusumuzisibanda6619 You know, comments like this aren't useful unless you name one.
@kane8165 "the way of the house husband" you are welcome. There is a live version of real human and then the animated, both are hilarious and amazing
@@erinbanana22 Honestly I wasn't interested, comments like that are just a bother rather than helpful. So I appreciate you stepping up even if I didn't benefit from it, cause someone else may.
nobody is like that, but with saul goodman instead.
"I'll Clean Them, I'll clean Them All"
😂
😆
Eren Wick!
Winston: “You cleaned a man in the Continental. I have no choice but to declare you excommunicado.”
Well, That makes sense too anyway lol😆
Hahaha love you Keanu ❤
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Love his ' cloth tie' 😂❤
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John Wick is the only reason i will go to the cinema this year. Thank you, Keanu.
Thanks for your love and support where are you chatting from
It's funny that you said it and made me realize the same thing. So excited to see 4.
@@keanureeves-8900 Special thanks for the great movies from Bulgaria. Keep up the awesome/great work with the movies and the SHORT.
DeeeeepFakeeee😂
@@josifhr He isn't @Keanu Reeves..It's DeeeeepFakeeee 🥴😜👍👍👍
Keanu Reeves would be great in a western gunslinger film
He’d be great as an older John Marston
No he would be great as a samurai 😊
@@maineman5757 never watched 47 Ronin?
You all realize this is not Keanu Reeves but a look a like,mpretty good one too
@@ChakawattsOh it was so bad haha I wanted to like it so much too
I absolutely love this guy
Arm pit cleaning also?? Wow...very heroic😂
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"Well, John is not exactly the cleaning man...he's the one you send to clean, the cleaning man."
Underrated 😂
Lmaoo dude
Thanks for your love and support may God bless you, where are you located❤
Keanu, du bist ein Held. Einfach zauberhaft.❤😮
Danke, dass Ihnen meine Antwort gefallen hat.
" John wasn't really Mr. Clean. He was the one who sent to clean the fuc**** Mr. Clean "
Guapo guapo y guapo👍👍👍🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦
Comment made no sense.
😂😂
It is said that he asked for Carrie Anne Moss' assistance....
Trinity!!! Help!!!!
Vigo telling his son
Wow I'm not the only one who cleans like that 😮
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Épp ma néztem meg a Holtpont című filmjét,jó volt❤❤❤
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I love this man sense of humor.
it's not real
Spettacolare...originale...
Really beautiful
Exactly he is not the real Keanu Reeves...
This guy explain on his channel that is
*fake keanu reeves*
Probably is his double in movies...just observe:
He doesn't speak
He has terrible teeth
His apartment is not from a celebrity.
Keanu Reeves house is big , modern and glass walls everywhere....
@@daisylu5101 it’s a deep fake not his double the guy doesn’t even look like him it’s an app or program
Yes
He killed millions of bacteria in seconds what a legend.
Excapt that 1%
@@ihavenonamelol54470.1%😂
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He killed trillion. trillions! With an f'ing spong!
Haha😂 Keanu Reeves ❤
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Love it!!! This is best thing I have seen all day.
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"The rooms he cleaned that day, laid a foundation of what our hotel is today."
It fit and made sense. Got a chuckle out of me, at least!
🤭
You just killed it
@@riverajavieriyoo what is that emogi 😭😭
@illwill6205 a smiley on our Samsung phones. A smiley laughing while covering it's mouth with it's hand.
John Wick activity while in free time in Continental Hotel.
🤣🤣🤣
@@munibsharma2058a
Are they paying him compensation?
Cause they should. 😉😎
He must eat . And he needs money for that :))))
He was quarantined in the Continental...🤣
Lol... You are so silly.. I could never get tired of watching your videos
Love to watch hubby do the house chores, thanks Keanu,cool dude with cool moves.Everyone enjoy your time on this earth 🌍.
“Ya see John isn’t exactly Mr. Clean, he’s the man you send to kill Mr. Clean”
To clean Mr. Clean
I laughed so loud at this my family gone think I've gone mad 🗿
Oh
Lmao
Just love your orthography.
John:“I need sprays,lots of sprays”
Weapons lots of weapons
@@Andrei3111 Guns lots of guns
How about desert?
He got amazing hidden and surprising qualities ❤😂
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You, sir, are GOLD! 🪙
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lol I love Keanu Reeves’s. He is the only actor that has never had a controversy. He doesn’t have security he literally takes the bus. He’s just amazing.
Of course, he's John Wick, who would mess with baba yaga 😂
Kisses❤❤❤I
Keanu is the only guy I would be happy to see going to Jeffrey Epstein's island *with a pencil*
@@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823oh shit 💀☠️🖍️
Lol
what people forget is that unlike normal shorts, Keanu only had to do this in one take. even the skip is actually him teleporting to the other room.
This...
This isn't Keanu though
No shit!
Actually, he didn't have to do anything at all!
@@jasminehouston-burns1691 what , really?
@@prataptheanimefan5279 I was reading through comments on another short months ago, apparently he's a very good look alike who may also use "deep-fake" technology.
This guy just kills me...he really is very very funny!!:) Keep up the smiles there buddy!
You're a card Keanu... 😂Anytime you wanna come clean my house it's on...
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“Time to clean the fuck up samurai. We’ve got a rug to vacuum.”
Cyberpunk? Nice.... 😎
XD
I love that! “We gotta house to clean” 😂
The fact he does it with a straight face makes it LE-GEN-DARY
Everything he does is with a straight face
Its fake though
Doing everything with a poker face is Hilarious. I used to play it in high school with my friends and who ever laughed fist lost and well would make bets.
It's a deep fake face
Because it's a deep fake, genius. Do you really think he'd waste his time on a TH-cam short?
Hollering He Is So Comical OMG Just Hilarious
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He could make a whole movie based on this dichotomy !
John Wick 4: Paracleanum
Woulda been funnier if you said john wick 3.
@@jhurley12 John Wick 3 already exists though.
@@ninjahunterx7497 ohh I thought he meant John Wick 3 parcleanum
Hahqhgahha
@@ninjahunterx7497 yeah and the title “para..” already exists too. You wouldnt have two similar titles like that.
"Alternate reality where helen never died and john stayed retired"
But the second film will stay happened, because santino still would asked john help, and if he refused, he will straight up kill helen and burned their house
@@smharyanto4660 nope. In first movie he pull contract with Vigo to leave this assassin life behind and all other markers or contract is null after that. Only condition that he should not return his privious life. But that dum kid kill his dog and force him to come back.
@@de_v_id If you remembered the plot for the second movie you will know what I meant. In second movie, it revealed that santino is the one that helped john complete john imposible task, which allowed him to leave the assasin world, and then john made a blood oath with santino. Then santino remind john about the oath, and demanded services from john, which he refused, which lead santino blow up john house. My point is, even if helen never died, the plot in second movie would still happen because john blood oath with santino
@@smharyanto4660 maybe...🤷
@@smharyanto4660 but the only reason Santino found John was because he came back into the assassin world. He mentioned that.
😂😂you are hilarious my love ❤
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This deserves way more views.
"It was just a fuckin stain-"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 lol it was John Wicks fuckin stain
Lmbooooo!!!!
When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that stain arrived on my doorstep... A final gift from my wife... In that moment, I received some semblance of hope... an opportunity to grieve unalone... And your son... took that from me.
*Stole that from me... *Killed that from me*! People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
Наш любимый Киану,он в любом образе прекрасен.❤
😂😂😂😂. At the end caught me off guard.
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😂😂😂 Your to hilarious I must say give you credit for doing your best!! I wish I had a guy in my life like you😊
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*John Wick 5: Hotel Continental Clean Up Crew*
🤣
Hahaha great 🤣
Omg don't give him any ideas 🤣 be instead of those knifes that were displayed be him spraying enemy in the eyes with bleach 🤣
I'd watch
A man of focus, commitment and sheer f***ing clean
Me encanta su locura.😂😂😂
THATS HILARIOUS
😂
Mr. Clean with cool hair and scruff face. Not bad at all.
Love you Keanu❤❤😂😂
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Love his videos. Keanu has a wonderful sense of humor 😂😂
It's not Keanu!!!
Keanu Reeves. Forever my favorite actor.
This is not keanu reeves
I love him ❤he’s my favorite person period
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂❤❤❤❤
@@V_for_Vuck Nuh uh
Lynja is Dead! I don’t wanna lose Keanu Reeves! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😅😅😅 just love you too much keanu reeves❤😂
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He made me chuckle 😂
The Germs now have a 20 Million dollar hit out on John Wick.
🤭
40 😂
😂
😂❤😂❤😂
I'm glad to see Keanu having a lot of fun, making us forget about Sad Keanu 🤣🤣🤣
Is not the real Keanu, but yeah, it's funny
@@bananalorenzo6886AI or a lookalike?
@@VOXivero Deep fake of famous people, them are pretty popular nowadays
@@bananalorenzo6886 I just read that on the TH-cam Profile. So this isn't a real guy, it's a complete fake from computer??
Damn now i want fake one vs real one só bad
Lmfao 😂
The Neon Green Rag Tie had me laughing.... Cleaning the television with it still in the collar of his shirt, with that ho-hmmm this sux look, had me rolling!
I am pretty sure I have that face when I have to clean up the same mess I cleaned up an hour earlier.
P.S. I love how his house is normal. Everyday People.... Go Ahead, Mr. Reeves ❤
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😂❤😮I swear your killing me!❤😂
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Legend has it the germs cower and hide in fear from John Airwick
I see what you did there and it was glorious.
😂 Brilliant Comment!!!! So Fresh And So Clean. 🪷😁🪷
John Airwick! That is brilliant! 😂
“Airwick” heh, that’s pretty clever
That's air wickedly sick comment😅😂
Keanu Reeves doesn't have to clean, when he walks into a room, grime runs away.
How have I not thought of Keanu Reeves Chuck Norris jokes? Omg. Thank you.
John Wick Wipe and Wash Service or Window Wash with Dutch 971 comments hilarious
Grime never pays.
Rick Grimes?
Love it!!!!!
This deserves all the love and recognition.
That guy knows he doesn’t clean anything 😂😂😂 380,000,000.
He cracks me up!!! Our guy makes awesome videos ❤
The bacteria and viruses have been real quiet since this video dropped .
It’s just some f’n bacte…. Boom
I'm going to need some anti-bacteria spray
*COVID restrictions lifted*
When they don't No problems
We finally reached the 100% of protection against viruses
Imagine John Wick 5 is where he just wakes up and realises the last 4 movies were dreams that he had, and he's really just the best cleaner in town.
That'd be a shitty ass movie
This is the best plot twist OAT!😂😂😂😂
Wrong it was a dream world and the matrix is real!!!
With his wife that would be a big treat to everyone's soul
🤣🤣🤣🤣
John Wick that was my favourite movie ❤❤😂😂
집이 너무 쾌적하고 좋은 이유가 울 오빠가 이렇게 열심히 관리하시기 때문이군요! 멋져요~~ 울 오빠는 언제부터 멋졌을까??? 태초부터???^^
Winston : Do what you do best.
John : Whats that
Winston : Clean
😂
John: Yeah
😊😊❤😅😅😅😅
Most underrated comment 🗿☕ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol. Good one.
Keanu Reeves never gets old...literally!!
Verdade! O cara não envelhece
Yeah, he is showing his age.
Except that isn't Keanu Reeves. Lol
Hes getting younger by the year we have known each other since 88
It's deepfaked Keanu
See,😅your always making me smile ❤😂❤
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That's me, I mean the second part 😂😂😂
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*"I Saw Him Kill 3 Men, With A Napkin. A FU$%ING NAPKIN"*
😂😂
Napkin?? 😂😂😂😂😂
That's.. impressive 😂
stolen
what the fuck do you mean?!@@NiskaMagnusson
Winston: what do you need.
John: Windex, lots of windex
windex?
more like win d**ks😂😂
tsusendmal besser als vorwerkwerbung
Lots of guns, but full of water 😂
Underated comment 😂
😂 Good one!👏
🤣 🤣 that face at the end!
Haha!!! So true. 😂
"Wherever the stains are, I'll clean them, I'll clean them all!"
I can't stop laughing at this...the slow squeaky sounds against silence, and his face. And the fact that I feel the same.
That is funny 😆😆😆 I thought the same thing.
The cleaner?
Well john wasn't exactly the cleaner. He was the one you sent to clean the fcukin cleaner 😂
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Thank you For making my day
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Winston: Now Johnatan, do what you do best.
John: What is it?
Winston: Clean.
Gracias me encantas me haces reír y me haces muy feliz Dios te bendiga y te guarde
Winton
Hunt the dust
Cute
@@ridip182 hi
"The surfaces he cleaned that day, lay the foundations of what we have now."
😂
Yeah, a lot gotten bad accident slipping on those shiny floors he cleaned 😅
Genius!
Great job Keanu 😊
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Even while doing something normal like cleaning, he's breathtaking
I hope you're aware that's not actually him
nah you’re breathtaking
I think it's a really good deep fake 😎✊🏼😂😂😂
@@fanta_claws i really can’t make up my mind. It looks exactly like him! If its not him, Keanu should do a new channel to spoof this one.
but that's not even him...stop with the unnecessary celebrity worship.