Honestly the fact that you guys missed out on Yellow saying you're "Like his Sasuke" was beyond disappointing. The dialogue in this game is a goddamned treasure.
Jacob going out of his way to get the tutorial card every run is unironically one of the most tilting experiences on this channel, and I saw them upload mystery dungeon
this is actually the PERFECT game for jo, fast paced meant for speedrunner gameplay, and dialogue that he has an excuse to skip, beautiful also banger ost
@Zyquux Nah, if you get silver or better iirc, the game then shows you a shortcut in the level with a lil hand symbol and a path. It's not necessarily the ONLY shortcut in the level, but ye
@Zyquux it's not even that, if you are running a strategy as fast as you can and are still slow by over 4 seconds it's obvious you are missing something
I love the dialogue lol, its so self aware goofy while also having a good amount of actual interesting stuff. It all goes great as a small pause from the main levels every few stages
"Hello, we're playing NeonWhite. I have no idea what this game is about." Honestly they could start any video like that and I would be instantly engaged.
Fun fact: there’s also a red medal for beating the dev time. It has driven me a little insane and has me watching every level’s IL speedrun to copy their strategies
@@aussiejo5764 nah the story is a solid 5/10 its intresting but the characters are way to cringe. if its on purpose they did a hell of a job if not then they did a woopsy but the characters make it a solid 3/10
I mean, saying something is "the way home" is really more of a meaning that its the way to home, in which case a better translation would be via ad domum. "Via Domus" makes it seem more like "home way", as in home could be the name of the road/ the way, rather than a descriptor of what kind of way it is/ where the way is going.
@@philipdowdell3429 I think accusative can imply direction in Latin, so you would likely not need the "ad". Minecraft; via domum would totally work in my opinion.
@@lux481 huge if true (and it sounds vaguely familiar, I'm a few years out from when I was taking Latin in high school so I'm definitely forgetting little things like that)
the fact that alpharad spent way too much time on gunner, WHEN THERE WAS A FASTER WAY THAT THE GAME LITERALLY POINTS OUT TO YOU IN THE LEVEL HINTS is infuriating.
I love this game so much, did you know there are red tier times that are the devs best times. My goal in this game is to beat the devs time in every level
they're probably real dev times, having gotten them all theres a lot of patterns where short levels are much more strict due to it being easier to perfect overall
Hello chat; I have made a google docs for every suggestion for alpharad Gold, but I'm 100% missing a lot of games, so please add suggestion in the reply so I can add them
Oh also alpha, the one in climb glass port where you thought you saw a skip but then went "oh no cause there's also the door there" and then didnt try it again: the door is only on the front, the other 3 sides are open
137! Coney! I love coney. I also love FIGHT PARTY ON PC! TOTALLY RAD! CHOOSE FROM DIFFERENT COLORS AND ANY NAME YOU COULD CONCEIVE! NO CHARACTER LIMITS! SO WICKED! MANY THROWABLE ITEMS AND WEAPONS MAKES FOR UNIQUE EXPERIENCES AND INTERACTIONS. INTERACTIONS? NO TWO FIGHTS ARE ALIKE! LIKE! like,like…. FIGHT PARTY! FIGHT LIKE ITS A PARTY! Until tomorrow…
i feel the pain of grinding out of silver in solo queue so hard rn, i've been grinding omega strikers and watching my elo drain as i get teamed with less than great players
Because of this video I bought this game and in 2 days I have put in just shy of 20 hours, am less than halfway through and am hard grinding times against my friends
Game suggestions: Singleplayer: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Ultrakill House flipper Fallout (New Vegas is based, but they are all also good) Ion Fury Skyrim Party hard Any Wolfenstein Pizza tower Hi-Fi Rush Turnip boy commits tax evasion The Sims Getting Over It Papa's (insert food here)ria The impossible quiz Celeste Sonic.exe Devil May Cry Duck Life Age of War Multiplayer/Couch Co-op: Who's your daddy [played] Evolve Worms Mario Kart Wii (the best one, fight me) 5d Multiverse Chess Battleblock Theater [played] Jackbox Uno Overcooked .io games Starcraft World of Warcraft Guilty Gear Rounds Guilty Gear (Strive is the most popular) Mixed: (single and multi) Doom (from any year, they're all good) Terraria Portal 2 Final Fantasy (there's an easy 95 days) Minecraft The spicy ones: Sex with Hitler Hentai vs Furries Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (have you SEEN Sam's ass?) HuniePop Mobile: Subway surfers Angry birds Jetpack joyride Bad piggies I will add more as I remember
I'm glad you click baited CONEY with your video, i love his content. Also day aslkdhglahsdgjlkh of asking for the sims 4 whatever. Speaking of Coney, I miss how did we get here. I relisten to the episodes all the time as it's helpful to have something to fill my head as i try to sleep. Overall, I'd like to see a return of the podcast, but if you can't/don't want to that's fine! you don't care about this comment but whatever
So if they play a Jackbox Party game, does each party pack count as one game? or does each game within count as its own game? Would love to see some party pack 5 gameplay, I think those are perfect for gold. Love what you three get done every day!
Honestly the fact that you guys missed out on Yellow saying you're "Like his Sasuke" was beyond disappointing. The dialogue in this game is a goddamned treasure.
So true. Some of my favorite dialogue ever
It's so cringy but that's the point 😭
bro come on let me have this
L
Why does my streamer always get bullied by bigger content creators
Think its funny this has such lil likes
Came here after fast 50 just to see this comment
disliked
Jacob going out of his way to get the tutorial card every run is unironically one of the most tilting experiences on this channel, and I saw them upload mystery dungeon
i dont understand what this means but I'm really sorry for your loss
He read the tutorial card for the balloons every time on that level, and still used a power at the same time as bouncing on one like 3 times.
also pausing and clicking reset everytime when there's a key shortcut for it
this is actually the PERFECT game for jo, fast paced meant for speedrunner gameplay, and dialogue that he has an excuse to skip, beautiful
also banger ost
If you like crazy ass Japanese movies Machine Girl is definitely for you
Machine Girl is good in general regardless of music tastes, every single song is a banger that triggers flow state
based pfp
@@duckowap8337 I feel like I can do… just about anything…
Apparently, it was also perfect for Jacob
Hearing Jacob say "I have no idea what this game is" felt so wrong
The fact that he went from this to being a Top 200 player is genuinely amazing, this game rules
If we're picking games to return after the Gold era, this one is definitely up there
The intro is funny after seeing Alpha’s post about how addicted he is to this game.
Do NOT ask Coney what happened on the stream of 5/17/23
What did my streamer do this time?💀
What happened
I still cant believe I was there for that
Oh no, what did Poop Boy do?
5/17/23 Aware
Alpharad not noticing the ledge skip for 15 minutes is a classic
I haven't played this game, but am I right in assuming that the green vines are hints about where skips are?
@Zyquux Nah, if you get silver or better iirc, the game then shows you a shortcut in the level with a lil hand symbol and a path. It's not necessarily the ONLY shortcut in the level, but ye
@@tastyndylicious yeah even with the hand shortcut more optimizations are needed to get the highest medal, red ace.
@@sakarain getting Red Aces in this game is one of the best feelings ever
@Zyquux it's not even that, if you are running a strategy as fast as you can and are still slow by over 4 seconds it's obvious you are missing something
I have about 40 hours in this game and seeing Alpharad keep right clicking at that fourth level is giving me severe pain
it’s so so painful
I mean Coney had this coming when he asked Alpha to play fall guys the day tears of the kingdom came out
I can imagine little bro staying up past bedtime till 3am grinding out one level to pb by .199 seconds
L+ratio
I totally have never taken a couple hours to get 3 or so dev medals
Me yesterday trying to beat my friend's record on godspeed
jacob not realizing how balloons work killed my soul a bit
Alpharad Gold, Coney, and 53 minutes? Sounds like a hit to me.
Never thought Coney would be used as thumbnail bait, truly one of the big boys now
I love the dialogue lol, its so self aware goofy while also having a good amount of actual interesting stuff. It all goes great as a small pause from the main levels every few stages
Imagine Jacob and Jo reaction whenever they learn about red aces
I am scared to ask
@@xdarin_ Dev-best times iirc.
"Hello, we're playing NeonWhite. I have no idea what this game is about."
Honestly they could start any video like that and I would be instantly engaged.
"Hello, we're playing Neon White."
screen: footage of Desert Bus
@@Envy_Dragon exactly. It's perfect.
Fun fact: there’s also a red medal for beating the dev time. It has driven me a little insane and has me watching every level’s IL speedrun to copy their strategies
HELL YEAH NEON WHITE
A 10/10 speedrun game attached to a 5/10 visual novel
5/10 is generous
More like 6/10 for me
Let’s not pretend it’s more than a 2/10 story
@@aussiejo5764 nah the story is a solid 5/10 its intresting but the characters are way to cringe. if its on purpose they did a hell of a job if not then they did a woopsy but the characters make it a solid 3/10
Story is actually kinda cracked if you accept the cringe. The characters are supposed to be losers.
Just found this out and not sure where else to put it: I learned Via Domus is latin for "the way home" and Minecraft: Via Domus sounds bad ass
minecraft; via domus
I mean, saying something is "the way home" is really more of a meaning that its the way to home, in which case a better translation would be via ad domum. "Via Domus" makes it seem more like "home way", as in home could be the name of the road/ the way, rather than a descriptor of what kind of way it is/ where the way is going.
@@philipdowdell3429 I think accusative can imply direction in Latin, so you would likely not need the "ad". Minecraft; via domum would totally work in my opinion.
@@lux481 huge if true (and it sounds vaguely familiar, I'm a few years out from when I was taking Latin in high school so I'm definitely forgetting little things like that)
Coney is such a good antagonist. Doesn't even need to show his face to be contemptible.
watching this makes me hopeful they play ultrakill at some point. it's similarly fast paced with cool movement
I can't believe this came from the Tattletail developers
Yeah Joe is such a good friend and a gamer for noticing that ledge skip pogchamp all around
9:20 he doesn’t know about the quick restart
Little did they know… Jacob went to play the fuck out of this game😂
"I understand film" Okay Jo
clickbait can even happen to the coney maniacs... this world is cruel
the conesters were clickbaited 😢
@@Nevermaurum the coneheads have been baited
You should’ve changed this video to “Man forms addiction live on camera.”
there is a very niche sect of people that will get clickbaited by coney in the thumbnail and im happy to say im one of those people
Jo is going to watch the speedruns for this game and go down the rabbit hole.
the fact that alpharad spent way too much time on gunner, WHEN THERE WAS A FASTER WAY THAT THE GAME LITERALLY POINTS OUT TO YOU IN THE LEVEL HINTS is infuriating.
This is where the addiction began
I love this game so much, did you know there are red tier times that are the devs best times. My goal in this game is to beat the devs time in every level
I wonder if they toned back any of those times or if that’s their pb
they're probably real dev times, having gotten them all theres a lot of patterns where short levels are much more strict due to it being easier to perfect overall
genuinely stream this, every level is a banger
i cant believe they beat coney on lvl 3 witouth the actual skip
Hello chat; I have made a google docs for every suggestion for alpharad Gold, but I'm 100% missing a lot of games, so please add suggestion in the reply so I can add them
also the google doc is on tw**ter
[hope the old reply is deleted and not just hidden for me!]
Good movie guys, you get a habitful 5! You played to the react wars meta and it worked
thanks doc
The guy who made donut county made this game
Oh also alpha, the one in climb glass port where you thought you saw a skip but then went "oh no cause there's also the door there" and then didnt try it again: the door is only on the front, the other 3 sides are open
There's a setting where clicking R will reset the level. Im sorry, and you're welcome.
i love this game i’m so glad they played it
the dialogue is cringey on purpose though, that’s kinda part of its charm
The fact it’s cringey on purpose makes it worse imo
@@Junya01 whatever
@@Nevermaurum if it was truly whatever you wouldn't have replied at all
@@Junya01 whatever
137! Coney! I love coney. I also love FIGHT PARTY ON PC!
TOTALLY RAD!
CHOOSE FROM DIFFERENT COLORS AND ANY NAME YOU COULD CONCEIVE!
NO CHARACTER LIMITS! SO WICKED!
MANY THROWABLE ITEMS AND WEAPONS MAKES FOR UNIQUE EXPERIENCES AND INTERACTIONS.
INTERACTIONS? NO TWO FIGHTS ARE ALIKE! LIKE! like,like….
FIGHT PARTY! FIGHT LIKE ITS A PARTY!
Until tomorrow…
i feel the pain of grinding out of silver in solo queue so hard rn, i've been grinding omega strikers and watching my elo drain as i get teamed with less than great players
I can't believe it took until May for them to play this, I was waiting!
The fact Jacob misunderstood balloon demons twice is just hilarious
watching this gave me the mobile game add thing of OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUSE A BABY COULD DO THIS SHIT type advertising and it worked
Whoa was not expecting neon white
i think colin should've edited in his run each level
You cant defeat an already defeated man
4 months later this video has a single dislike out of 3.1k likes. Would love to know who that one wild viewer is
PLEASE come back to this game after gold era ends its such a wonderful game
The only thing I know about this game is that coney doesn’t like it
I wanna see lil bro play this hes consistently higher than coney
Having never played the game, I was already yelling at my monitor at that last level, like just skip that chunk of nothing jfc
Edit: right way Jo :)
3:30 "I can already tell I'm going to hate this game" ok buddy we all know how that went
Because of this video I bought this game and in 2 days I have put in just shy of 20 hours, am less than halfway through and am hard grinding times against my friends
19:58 yup, Jacob is confirmed masher. Lol xD
I LOVE MACHINE GIRL!!!
If you like crazy ass Japanese movies Machine Girl is definitely for you
This is where it all started. Thanks for introducing me to my favorite game
Coney% is now a real category
Goodbye coney
this video single handedly made me buy the game and im only 25 minutes in
Dude legit I would love a series of this game
i finished this game without reading a single line
You doing glass port completely right was destroying me inside.
That moment when you wish you were on their friends list, just to have their times below yours~
(This game brought out alot in my friendgroup)
this was so unintentionally frustrating to watch
Honestly, this games writing is kind of like yiik. I enjoyes it for the existence of an artistic vision, not for the quality.
Alpha and Jo not realising what hints are for the entirety of the playthrough hurt me mentaly and physicaly
God watching you play makes me want to play again. I still haven't beaten the hell runs.
I would love to watch alpharad gold play the rest of the pikmin games, the rest of the fnaf games, shantae, the luigis mansion series and danganronpa
Thanks for letting me know that goonya monster existed the other day, I’ll be buying it the next sale. Also, please play devolver tumble time.
16:24 is my place so I don’t lose my place. Thanks
If anyone plays this game, do yourself a favour and beat all the basic story levels before going for medals. They teach you speedrun strats as you go
I honestly thought I was about to watch them struggle with the tutorial level for an hour, and I was okay with that
This game is absolutely amazing, I’m very glad that they’re playing it
gameplay is 10/10 for me and even ost as well, besides the corny dialogue and meh story its pretty fun
Long time runner here, this video is perfect!
Crazy that this is where it started
You guys would love clustertruck!
“Looks like the routing is pretty straightforward” - 14:25 lmao y’all spent 15 minutes walking past the solution to that one level
I could watch this for hours
i got an ad at 2:14 and thought the video was over
Hop off my goat Coney
MOAR I WANT MORE
I've never played this game, looks sick, mirrors edge was my favorite have
Omg it’s Coney’s favorite game
My mission is for Alpharad Gold to play Naughty Bear for the xbox 360 and ps3, I won't give up!
Can’t believe they skipped Violet’s intro
As a Neon White grinder, this video physically hurts me.
This reminds me of episode one of neon white
You've been goin at this for a while huh
@@adrian_j_h2706 3 years at this point. It helps me keep my sanity
Jo would also like this game for being able to play as Sasuke's ghost
Game suggestions:
Singleplayer:
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Ultrakill
House flipper
Fallout (New Vegas is based, but they are all also good)
Ion Fury
Skyrim
Party hard
Any Wolfenstein
Pizza tower
Hi-Fi Rush
Turnip boy commits tax evasion
The Sims
Getting Over It
Papa's (insert food here)ria
The impossible quiz
Celeste
Sonic.exe
Devil May Cry
Duck Life
Age of War
Multiplayer/Couch Co-op:
Who's your daddy [played]
Evolve
Worms
Mario Kart Wii (the best one, fight me)
5d Multiverse Chess
Battleblock Theater [played]
Jackbox
Uno
Overcooked
.io games
Starcraft
World of Warcraft
Guilty Gear
Rounds
Guilty Gear (Strive is the most popular)
Mixed: (single and multi)
Doom (from any year, they're all good)
Terraria
Portal 2
Final Fantasy (there's an easy 95 days)
Minecraft
The spicy ones:
Sex with Hitler
Hentai vs Furries
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (have you SEEN Sam's ass?)
HuniePop
Mobile:
Subway surfers
Angry birds
Jetpack joyride
Bad piggies
I will add more as I remember
I'm glad you click baited CONEY with your video, i love his content. Also day aslkdhglahsdgjlkh of asking for the sims 4 whatever. Speaking of Coney, I miss how did we get here. I relisten to the episodes all the time as it's helpful to have something to fill my head as i try to sleep. Overall, I'd like to see a return of the podcast, but if you can't/don't want to that's fine!
you don't care about this comment but whatever
So if they play a Jackbox Party game, does each party pack count as one game? or does each game within count as its own game? Would love to see some party pack 5 gameplay, I think those are perfect for gold. Love what you three get done every day!
how are we at 137 already 🤯
BRO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS AN HOUR LONG EPISODE I WAS JUST WATCHING
This is the game equivalent of "that's a time lose'