In the future you’re going to see more and more of that cus soon being in a cell in prison where you are safe and free food and comfort will be better than this society when wars start for resources and land when there’s too many people in the world and all the poor get kicked out to make room for the rich.
The reason we herr in norway have prisons set up like this is because we think that its pointless to give peaple harsh living conditions instead we let them think about their life choices. They also have acess to a older play station with no online games. However as my may think the game console is a game changer just think about how boring it gets after youve completed all the games. I honestly think this system is much Better than usas system. This is just my opinion i guess other people have different answers. I wrote this on my iphone so dont roast my spelling...
Fun fact: There was a homeless man that kept commiting crimes in Norway just so he could be sent to prison where he basicaly had his own apartment. He just did minor crimes such as stealing cars etc. never harmed anyone.
That's crazy really, you're punished for not breaking the law, if they can afford to provide conditions that good for criminals the government should provide that as a minimum for every citizen and the only difference is if you're a criminal you can't come and go as you please.
+Mats RB That's bullshit. The Norwegian social net gives you food, money and a home if you can't provide for yourself. If you're homeless in Norway, it's because you choose to be. And not because the government doesn't help or provide for you. We even provide the same basics for drug addicts.
4:57 WTF?!? They just casually slip in that she murdered her boyfriend and only got 10 fucking years. I mean, i'm all for rehabilitation but thats insane.
I agree because 75% people that are in prison don't want to be in there and can never get out and 25% didn't commit the crime and they will be getting life or even death
Norway is trying to do something like that. They believe that handling prisoners with care makes them less encouraged to do another crime. Believe it or not, this actually works!
+Jonas Dalbakk Exactly, I used to work as social worker and one of mu clients was a "murderer". After a night out with heavy alcohol consume a aquarelle develops to a fight and this guy happens to kill his mate. After 10 years he came out. It was difficult to get a flat for him as in the local society, everybody knew he was a "murderer". We managed to a flat from the municipality. I met the guy after one year. He had a job and lived with a lady and waited for his first child. A decent little family.
It’s more about culture. The US is a completely different situation, than the homogeneous culture of the small Norway. The US is 65 times larger in terms of population, and we have way more immigrants. Plus, we have created ghettos in the inner cities which have caused a self perpetuating cycle of crime. If the US treated it’s prisoners like Norway does, where the maximum sentence can’t exceed 21 years, we’d have a huge amount of reoffenders. Rapists being released and raping again, murderers killing people again. Plus if you look at statistics, US has a higher ratio of individuals with anti-social personality disorder, a disorder which is very hard to rehabilitate someone from. It might work in a small country of 6milkion people, where everyone has the same culture.
But they work better than prisons that punish rather than rehabilitate. Norway's reoffending rate is multiple times lower than that of the United States.
WHAT DID U DO?WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY *Door Closes* LETS SEE HIS COMPUTER 5 Seconds Later Top 10 Most Luxurious Prisons?Hmm suspicious and Maybe good Ok I'm going to prison Time To kill The Parliament Wait let's see requirements ok then Hehehhe Son:Oh hey mom Mom:Thx For leading me here
Well the prisons are made so amazing that people will not want to leave or hurt anybody to get kicked out to another prison, so it works, but they dont get punished for doing wrong and are probably in a better living state then they were before, lol people want to even go to the prisons to live there
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You have to search for Bastøy, thats the island. The official prison-site is to be found here: www.kriminalomsorgen.no/bastoey-fengsel.5018998-242495.html
it is highly unlikely to get to one of these prisons, as most of them are for few selected people only to get a chance to join society and not as a punishment due to their family, past or something else that has made them do bad stuff. the point of these prisons is not to teach a lesson to inmates but to give them a chance to change themself and become a part of society.
so let me get this straight, i work my butt off and follow the rules to end up in a cheap crumbling apartment, when these people break some rules and get an all expense paid vacation?! THIS IS OUR LOGIC WORLD!
+Skyler Hickman Are you living in Austria? Norway? Or in any European country? The point of these prisons is for rehabilitation not to destroy them mentally
+さかもとえぃじゃ Oh bullshit. You commit a fucking crime, you need to be PUNISHED instead of rewarded.. The American prison systems offer rehabilitation while still punishing the criminals.
+MsPrettypinkpanther8 Funny how Norway's incarceration rate is just 75 per 100,000 people, compared to 707 people for every 100,000 in the US "rehabilitation"
These are for high profile and rich prisoners. No normal person could ever end up there. So when you see a judge, senator or someone like Bernie Madeoff sentenced...this is where they go!
It's all lies 😂 I spent a long time in Wandsworth prison and believe me it's a shit hole, drug addicts ever ware it's filthy the officers and worse than the inmates, no one listens to shit radio wanno and I doubt that program still runs anyway, your banged up for 22 hours of the day, I worked in the kitchens there and that is the smartest move you can make in that prison if you end up there as you get better food options, also the toilet is at the bottom of your bunk bed and all that separates you from the sound and smell of your cell mate taking a shit is a curtain, the cells them self are 6 feet by 8 feet and all you hear are people screaming at each other out the windows, the mattress on your bed is 2 inches thick and filthy you spend most the night ripping your skin off, the education system there is a joke they get older inmates to teach the classes, I guess what I'm trying to say is DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE !!!!! ITS PRISON !!!!!
I'm not proud of going to prison I'm ashamed, however I felt I had to express my opinion as it's based on experience and my experience was nothing like this video believe me, don't get me wrong the prison system is a joke !!!! I believe sentences should be shorter but a whole lot harder than they are, it's because of the prison raychem that inmates keep returning, if it was a tough dark army style place ware you were broken down and built back up people would find strength in themselves to become better people, but in prison the only concern the staff have is that the ship sails smoothly and by that I mean inmates don't bother them, drugs to some degree keep a calm order in prison so officers turn a blind eye most of the time, they also get other inmates to do there dirty work and by that I mean when officers in counter a difficult inmate they will approach a tough inmate on the wing and ask him to " keep him inline " the system fails the inmates just as much as the inmates fail it
Do you know what prisons are for? Rehabilitation, you hear that commenters on this comment, the norwegian incarceration rate is one of the lowest of them all in the world (75 to 100 000)
Not really. Here in Norway most people have everything they need. Having your freedom removed is ... extreme for most people here. Culturally we take up a lot of space, so to speak, and being put into a room the size of half our bedrooms is not pleasant. If we had jails like in the US we would experience riots and a hardening of the criminal.
Quite a few of these luxuries are exactly what some of the inmates need. My hubby has been a correctional officer for 14 years and is now chief of security at one of our state prison farms. He taught me that not all inmates are necessarily bad people, especially when you're talking about work release or minimum security. In our state, we have 2 large farm complexes. The inmates work the fields by hand and tend livestock. The tax payers DO NOT contribute to feeding the population. Anyway.......there are complete assholes anywhere you go, but some of these guys are gonna serve relatively short sentences. If they're gonna stay out of prison, they need a trade or a skill. For some of them, just having a chapel and religious services really does help them. They're people, they're imperfect. A little help can go a long way. And I love the idea of seperate prisons for the elderly. That being said, there are some crimes that land them in the max or supermax, and those offenders should never see the light of day again!
My friend worked as a prison guard in wandsworth, my step brother was sent to wandsworth. Both agree via previous discussions, Cannabis should be freely available in prisons. It keeps the prisoners calm and sedate, cuts down on in prison bad behavior and additional criminality, and makes it safer for the prison staff overall.
It definitely makes sense to do this. The point of jail is not to punish or discipline, but to keep criminals out of the public. And this encourages people to stay rather than escape
@@christopheralmeda6403 very ignorant u think that lol. these luxury places are for people with money that do some money irregularities and they pat for that because they can.
+Evelyn Villanueva These people are living a better life than me. I think one day i'm just going to go to one of those country, and just commit a crime if my thing don't get better down the road.
+Evelyn Villanueva Idk, i'll just go make a paper airplane and then throw it at a bank to scratch the glass hopefully, and then maybe i'll get sent to Halden jail.
iv thought that homless people could steal stuff from stores if they dont get caught they kerp what they stole if they do they get a room a a meal per day a somewhat win win situation
Fun fact: the reason prisons are like this is because Prisons are harsh and make you even more angry than you are. This kind of relaxes you and changes you.
@@crabcrab4323 lets see. Around 70% of prisoners in America will be back in prison in 5 years from their first release 20% of Norwegian prisoners will go back to prison sometime in their lifetime Yes there prisons with normal living conditions are working well
Sitting at home watching this knowing
Criminals have a better life then me
for me and other people that get abused life is prison
Orlaith : 🤣🤣🤣
Choose the life
is this type of attitude for reason nothing changes, God forbid we show these people some compassion
IKR!
break out of prison?!!?
oh no. I'm going to go and break into prison. lol
George Desmyter 😂😂😂
You know why they missing something, they don’t have that thicc a**
In the future you’re going to see more and more of that cus soon being in a cell in prison where you are safe and free food and comfort will be better than this society when wars start for resources and land when there’s too many people in the world and all the poor get kicked out to make room for the rich.
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The reason we herr in norway have prisons set up like this is because we think that its pointless to give peaple harsh living conditions instead we let them think about their life choices. They also have acess to a older play station with no online games. However as my may think the game console is a game changer just think about how boring it gets after youve completed all the games. I honestly think this system is much Better than usas system. This is just my opinion i guess other people have different answers. I wrote this on my iphone so dont roast my spelling...
Guard: You are being released
Me: Wait I killed my fish
Said Mahamed I’ll kid u
Getting released of the fish bowl
Looool my thoughts exactly xD I would treat the guards harshly with threats hoping they would think I’m to crazy to be let go so I can stay
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Me: I'm going on a vacation
Friend: Nice, what hotel?
Me: It's complicated...
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Would rather go here then school...
saaame
no shit!
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+Aaron Zuniga these are the questions that must be answered
+Nathan Ng fat
officer: youre going to jail
me:yaaaaay :P
I know, me too. But they're probably gonna be like "Yay?"
@@evanhalsey1844 ya or they probably think "smart mouth " lol
:D
At least some places are nice i seen what prison looks like makes people go mad 😲
Like Insane Ayslum
All these prisons already looking better than my future home.
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Guard: “Ok sir, you’re free to go. Your bail is here.”
Prisoner: “...uh, I don’t know them...”
LOL.
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Fun fact: There was a homeless man that kept commiting crimes in Norway just so he could be sent to prison where he basicaly had his own apartment. He just did minor crimes such as stealing cars etc. never harmed anyone.
lol
VazPak yea, he didnt hurt anyone. But if he did something like shoplifting he would just gotten a fine.
He also farted so horrendously in an officers face so badly that the officer had burns
That's crazy really, you're punished for not breaking the law, if they can afford to provide conditions that good for criminals the government should provide that as a minimum for every citizen and the only difference is if you're a criminal you can't come and go as you please.
+Mats RB That's bullshit. The Norwegian social net gives you food, money and a home if you can't provide for yourself. If you're homeless in Norway, it's because you choose to be. And not because the government doesn't help or provide for you. We even provide the same basics for drug addicts.
i looked at my gf watching this and said are u researching for our new vacation spot
LOL
for the only price of murder
yup
+Adam Cooper 😂😂😂
Adam Cooper LMAO
Some of these prison accommodations are better than housing!
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Some of these are just schools
I’d love to stay halden believe or not
I would wish i was put in those prisons. It definitely looks better than our dorm.
😮She gets 10 years for KILLING her boyfriend and her husband currently lives with her in the prison??🤦🏻♂️
Troll Master
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what kinda shit is this ?? right?
He is safe, just needs to be careful when she gets parole and kicked out.
Yeah I found that weird to
I was like wtf is this.
4:57 WTF?!? They just casually slip in that she murdered her boyfriend and only got 10 fucking years. I mean, i'm all for rehabilitation but thats insane.
Mason Bell that's the problem you see not that's she murdered her boyfriend and gets to live with her family and is treat well
Mason Bell you have a point
Wow man that's insane
What if her boyfriend raped her, and she defended herself with a knife? It's really hard to understand an situation based on one side of the story..
Simply Silly what if that's not the case. What if what if what if. She took a life and only got 10 years. For us normal people, that's disturbing.
Holy shit, I have to get to Norway ASAP so I can get in prison. Those people live better than I do.
ikr
TheDeparture ikr
TheDeparture i live in Norway
TheDeparture ikr
TheDeparture lol same I got my first class flight there and do something bad XD I wonder what is bad that I need to do to get there :3
why does the narrator sound like he is advertising a washing machine?
Karl Ditz lmfao it did sound like a commercial didn't it?
lmao he totally does!😂
Karl Ditz yea
Karl Ditz hahahahaha
Karl Ditz 2:37
A prison?
Oh no, it’s a hotel!
Samuel O. Taiwo those 10 hotels show no punishment for prisoners not fair for the for the poor prisoners then have no money.Perez
But for free if you break the law
Whoever is reading this, God knows what your going through, he heard your cry, he is going to deliver you. Just trust in him
Have a blessed ♥️🙏🏾
It's a prison
That moment when a prisoner has a better life than you...
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You ain't lying.
True. lmao XD
what a great use of tax dollars
Lmao
What a great use of a small loan of a million dollars
I agree because 75% people that are in prison don't want to be in there and can never get out and 25% didn't commit the crime and they will be getting life or even death
Yeah Norway has GIANT percent of tax I think it's actually 70 percent goes to the gov't
Stop complaining and go to work,don't blame other people for your incompetence.
There prison is better then my house
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Same haha
Video: only prison in the world to come with fully equipped recording studio.
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Whoever is reading this, God knows what your going through, he heard your cry, he is going to deliver you. Just trust in him
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I want to go to prison now 😂
Fat
same
Less likely you'll be placed in one of these
+Curtiss Christenson He was joking...
ikr
These prisoners live better than me
ikr XD
same
Ikr
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You can't call that "luxuorious" if there isn't WI-FI
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YA! I NEED MY TH-cam!!!
IKR
TRUE SO VERY TRUE
Well the prisoners at least have to have something bad because they did something so bad there in prison
Our world is getting CRAZY day by day
Can you say that again
Well the purpose of prison is to help people
Ikr
sinor chingon and Lots of countries abuse that
@@teal6955 as long as it's working I don't see the problem
most prisons you want to escape from these... they make you want to commit crimes
Nintendo Gamecube Exactly
Nintendo Gamecube yup
666 your are from hell
Eithan Mejia thanks for the compliment !
Its almost like some of these prisons have rehabilitation in mind. How weird.
+Ferdy1337 That's actually the intention. And the world needs to do the same.
Norway is trying to do something like that. They believe that handling prisoners with care makes them less encouraged to do another crime. Believe it or not, this actually works!
+Jonas Dalbakk Exactly, I used to work as social worker and one of mu clients was a "murderer". After a night out with heavy alcohol consume a aquarelle develops to a fight and this guy happens to kill his mate. After 10 years he came out. It was difficult to get a flat for him as in the local society, everybody knew he was a "murderer". We managed to a flat from the municipality. I met the guy after one year. He had a job and lived with a lady and waited for his first child. A decent little family.
finally someone said it
Seems like a better idea than punishing them.
who's going shoplifting in Norway with me 😃😃😃😃
I'll provide the wifi.
y'all 😅 ^^
Patriot Killer29 COUNT ME IN
Patriot Killer29 hold on getting my bb gun collection ready!!!
oh wait I forgot u said shoplifting!
Guard: *hey you're being released dude lets go*
Prisoner: BUT I DONT WANNA LEAVE YET! *starts crying*
Guard: oh for the love of god
Is this supposed to be funny
@@stinkyyellowpe2343 nah
Sauron Ikov oh ok
Bongo give me a kiss 😘😍🥰
Watcha gonna do arrest me)
Why the hell do they have weed in a prison!?!?!?!?!
Corruption
+Filip Ådin cuz Merica baby
+Filip Ådin
Low Budget Salad
Not in every country weed its illegal
Warden smoke weed everyday much
first prison is so much better than home...all I do home is sit on couch and play on my tablet smh....
That's you fault, get your fat-ass off the couch and do something productive
Lol
+Pete Tonu Basically what +Immortal is saying is go steal some shit, you might get lucky.
Samee lol
fat
I'm pretty sure that the thumbnail is a hotel room.
Chris Braywer
Chris Braywer yea lol
Du
Chris Braywer lol
I'm pretty sure most of videos in here is from hotel room :)
They should give us statistics to show us how effective these prisons were on a released inmate's life.
T Renata-Roberts yeaaaa
Norway 16% reoffending rate
@@davewilliams5208 that's good! I mean, that is a low stat.
@@maxdom1706 nice.. I mean that it works better. In NZ ours are full and always reoffenders, me speaking from past exp 🤦♀️
It’s more about culture. The US is a completely different situation, than the homogeneous culture of the small Norway. The US is 65 times larger in terms of population, and we have way more immigrants. Plus, we have created ghettos in the inner cities which have caused a self perpetuating cycle of crime. If the US treated it’s prisoners like Norway does, where the maximum sentence can’t exceed 21 years, we’d have a huge amount of reoffenders. Rapists being released and raping again, murderers killing people again. Plus if you look at statistics, US has a higher ratio of individuals with anti-social personality disorder, a disorder which is very hard to rehabilitate someone from. It might work in a small country of 6milkion people, where everyone has the same culture.
somebody's shop lifting tonight
haha ikr
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guys think about this, when the prisoners get out of jail won't they commit another crime to go back to that same jail because they like it so much?😐
+Olivia Marcy yeh that's right there so posed to make them not do the same thing dere
You might not be so lucky #mexicanprision
There living more luxurious than most people tbh
I live in a trailer lol
Carolyn Hale same
Exactly smh
Bts Infires me like the sebooty .
Right, fuckin Bullshit!!!
INFIRES MAAANNNN
We give criminals luxurious prisons but leave the homeless on the street.
Then let the homeless become criminals.
Gravite040 That's how you save people, right??
Zaira May sad but true. It should NOT be that way.
Zaira May yes criminals must die.
@@duylai1100 That's a bit much tbh. Many crimes like Robbery or Shoplifting are not in my opinion a crime that deserves death.
Judge:You are now released from prison
Prisoner: NO THERE IS A MISTAKE!
1. Yup, I'm becoming a criminal in Norway
Same
Im from Norway
+Idiris Ali me too
+The Hedgehog World You CAN go to prison at 10+.
lol
This is just sad. We pay taxes to help criminals live a more luxurious and better life than a lot us live. (Exaggerated, but you get the point).
Lot of us*
rip
Fat
+Tyler Sedacca tbh they actually do have better lives than most of us lmao
But they work better than prisons that punish rather than rehabilitate. Norway's reoffending rate is multiple times lower than that of the United States.
Goodbye mom! I'm gonna shoplift in another country! I'm not going to tell you where i'm going beacuse you will get me out of there k,bye
Lol
You know their familie or them self pay to be there ...
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Sir Noodle lel
Norway is NOT the only prison with a recording studio. Jamaica prison has a recording studio too 🖥👀
So are they on vaction
Cryinnn🤣🤣🤣
But is it fully equiped?
I was wondering how Vybz Kartel is releasing music behind bars
There's one in hmp Brixton uk
Cya later mom! ima goin' to prison! 👍
Lol!
right😂😂
Ok honey!
WHAT DID U DO?WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY
*Door Closes*
LETS SEE HIS COMPUTER
5 Seconds Later
Top 10 Most Luxurious Prisons?Hmm suspicious and Maybe good
Ok I'm going to prison Time To kill The Parliament Wait let's see requirements ok then Hehehhe
Son:Oh hey mom
Mom:Thx For leading me here
omg so true I will kill to go to any one of these prisons
A woman who murdered her boyfriend is getting a 10 year sentence and gets to be with her family??? I honestly do not think that is fair at all.
poliknoy I know
poliknoy yeah i dont think its logic
True
poliknoy hoesbeecrazy
poliknoy Exactly, That's Just Crazy. 😂
5:15 ... was that the fucking playboy logo?
yes
No But It Looks Like It!
i keep seeing people comment "FAT" what does it mean
+Tausif Islam watch pyrocincal's last video and fat
+Tausif Islam u
Oh woops I accidentally brought these drugs to school and used them in front of the guards, I sincerely hope I don’t get arrested
The last time I stayed at a hotel, it was $300 a night, public pool and typical bedroom. If I robbed two banks, I can get this shit for free.
Jami Christine don't think people who rob banks go to these prisons..
paisleyyama oooh nice clap back
Bye I'm going to Norway to steal a candy bar.
let me join
ye lets make a gang!!
Lemme join
I'm in! I want to go to prison in Norway.
count me in!
Time to rob a bank 😝😝
+Josue Alejandro Loving the stereotypes
lol
Ur gonna have to rob a bank over 9000 times. You might not end up in any of these prisons
PrincessCutiecake and pray that you get into one of these prisons
Did.... Did you just make a joke that I think you did?
4:43
28 YEARS OLD???
Did I hear that right?
She looks like she's 40
That’s what drugs do to you
Brimstone_ _ nope genetics
Naaaa
More like 50,I was shook!🤣
She looks old
Why live in a house when you can go to one of those prisons?
xD
Reece Autumn I am asking myself the same question, I mean is this real?
Reece Autumn And why work hard to make money when you don't need much in prison?
SundayFire wifi....
HOW ARE THESE PRISIONS IT SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN
That's why I want to get sentenced to Bastoy Island.
Starbutterfly Gaming lol
Starbutterfly Gaming hi
KpopNerd BamBam Fan hi ^_^
Starbutterfly Gaming You like anime
They seem MUCH easier to cause violence and escape from, though.
But who would want to escape?
in halden prison the yard dosn't have a fence
but there's only 5 mill pepole here so
I know, and what are the physical boundaries of Bastoy Island anyway?
A Wild Kootra Appears but why would you try escape
there lives are probably easier in the prisons
Well the prisons are made so amazing that people will not want to leave or hurt anybody to get kicked out to another prison, so it works, but they dont get punished for doing wrong and are probably in a better living state then they were before, lol people want to even go to the prisons to live there
they don't have wifi.. but they do have CELL-service
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@@yolisa444 Amen
fuck that’s good
@@yolisa444 shh 🤫
stop spreading christianity on youtube, it’s disgusting, some people don’t care about gods or religion and some people believe in other gods
soo i recommend you don’t do that, plus nobody on youtube cares
@@Crypticat I care. But you’re right, they don’t have to spam it
There is probably a catch to all of this that they don't tell you about, I mean it's PRISON not HOTEL
You don't find everything on the internet
You have to search for Bastøy, thats the island. The official prison-site is to be found here: www.kriminalomsorgen.no/bastoey-fengsel.5018998-242495.html
it is highly unlikely to get to one of these prisons, as most of them are for few selected people only to get a chance to join society and not as a punishment due to their family, past or something else that has made them do bad stuff. the point of these prisons is not to teach a lesson to inmates but to give them a chance to change themself and become a part of society.
Not every country views punishment the same especially Scandinavian areas where prisons aren't brutal but rather rehabilitation centers.
The downside is that you cant go outside the prison
That Japanese prison for the elderly is genius. It essentially takes care of the elderly whom otherwise would most likely not receive any care.
I was a fan but now
I'm still a fan
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+Daniel Maiers fat
+Daniel Maiers Fat
Judge: Life in prison!!! *Slams hammer*
Me: WOOOHHOOOOOOO!!!!
I'd be like that too. But the judge would probably be like, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Mr. Oofball {True Form} reverse physiology at its finest
so let me get this straight, i work my butt off and follow the rules to end up in a cheap crumbling apartment, when these people break some rules and get an all expense paid vacation?! THIS IS OUR LOGIC WORLD!
+Skyler Hickman Are you living in Austria? Norway? Or in any European country? The point of these prisons is for rehabilitation not to destroy them mentally
America
+さかもとえぃじゃ Oh bullshit. You commit a fucking crime, you need to be PUNISHED instead of rewarded.. The American prison systems offer rehabilitation while still punishing the criminals.
+MsPrettypinkpanther8 Funny how Norway's incarceration rate is just 75 per 100,000 people, compared to 707 people for every 100,000 in the US
"rehabilitation"
+MsPrettypinkpanther8 Ye the american prison system works so well, 60% of all prisoners who are released end up going back in, good job.
On 6:15 he said "Cell Phones And Laptops Are Allowed... But their is no wifi" I choked on my own spit when he said no wifi
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#FirstWorldProblems
Just use ethernet.
+stormsasuke you need wifi for the internet
Sophea Natasha But you can use ethernet instead and it is much more faster and stable.
storm internet is needs wifi like google
2:30 personal flat screen television? dude that thing is like 5 inches!
better than nothing
They shouldn't have anything
its better than having no tv and just sitting there
"Flat screen" doesn't refer to the TV being thin, it means that the TV screen is curved like a lot of old TVs are.
A prisoner: I broke into a jewellery store, what about you?
Me after this video: I broke into this prison and...
What happened next? Did you get in?
I guess I'll have to trip Donkey Kong so I could attend one of these said prisons.
😏
Well memed son
+Banana fat
+Banana fat
+Banana fat
What a good way to entice common folks to commit crimes so that they think they are going to a resort but end up in Angola 💯🙌🏾😒
😂😂 so truee
These are for high profile and rich prisoners. No normal person could ever end up there. So when you see a judge, senator or someone like Bernie Madeoff sentenced...this is where they go!
um the Halden prison is the only prison you go to if you live in halden,moss,fredrikstad,sarsborg and every city close
If your homeless in Norway, you know what to do. ;)
No matter how luxurious a prison is, prison is still prison
remind me of hotels Instead of prisons
It's all lies 😂 I spent a long time in Wandsworth prison and believe me it's a shit hole, drug addicts ever ware it's filthy the officers and worse than the inmates, no one listens to shit radio wanno and I doubt that program still runs anyway,
your banged up for 22 hours of the day,
I worked in the kitchens there and that is the smartest move you can make in that prison if you end up there as you get better food options, also the toilet is at the bottom of your bunk bed and all that separates you from the sound and smell of your cell mate taking a shit is a curtain, the cells them self are 6 feet by 8 feet and all you hear are people screaming at each other out the windows, the mattress on your bed is 2 inches thick and filthy you spend most the night ripping your skin off, the education system there is a joke they get older inmates to teach the classes, I guess what I'm trying to say is
DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE
!!!!! ITS PRISON !!!!!
why yo ass in prison??
Same.😬😬
+James Soundwave OK: /
I'm not proud of going to prison I'm ashamed, however I felt I had to express my opinion as it's based on experience and my experience was nothing like this video believe me,
don't get me wrong the prison system is a joke !!!! I believe sentences should be shorter but a whole lot harder than they are,
it's because of the prison raychem that inmates keep returning, if it was a tough dark army style place ware you were broken down and built back up people would find strength in themselves to become better people, but in prison the only concern the staff have is that the ship sails smoothly and by that I mean inmates don't bother them, drugs to some degree keep a calm order in prison so officers turn a blind eye most of the time, they also get other inmates to do there dirty work and by that I mean when officers in counter a difficult inmate they will approach a tough inmate on the wing and ask him to " keep him inline " the system fails the inmates just as much as the inmates fail it
Parents be like: time to rob a bank and tell my son I was an astronaut for 3 years
I know why they make prisons like this. SO THEY DONT LEAVE THE PRISON
Oscar Lee0131 True. People forget prisons are business enterprises. They need prisoners to make money
Oscarlee0131 YT u play roblox
Mhm
Keelan Barnes most of these countries don't have a tremendously high crime rate. At least not as bad as the States.
It would be a vacation for me. I could escape from my adult kids and have peace & quiet.
Cop: ur free to go
Prisoner: no. Please i beg you.
This is what prison should be like, in a sense. Rehabilitation.
no, that's what rehab is for....
no, that's what rehab is for....
No they should learn there lesson
These type of prisons make me want to commit a crime not be a law abiding citizen
Do you know what prisons are for? Rehabilitation, you hear that commenters on this comment, the norwegian incarceration rate is one of the lowest of them all in the world (75 to 100 000)
Guys i know this stuff looks super nice but remember there NO WI-Fi!
you can still pay for data service
andrija zidic lol
Then use data
well u have all this stuff to do tho
when you get there your like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
what i if told you
you read the 1st line wrong
no.
What the actual heck?
How do you do that?!
+Allianse Gaming its ur brain
+Adam Ski o___o
Would You Rather?
Go to school forever
OR
Stay in this prison with ur family forever (they will provide you everything for free food and other things)
Prison
You know my answer
100% go there than back to work.
Quick! someone get me a ticket Norway!
+Brianna Nichole nah dont come to norway i dont want outsiders in our prisons :P
+LoneWolf/ Enilan um okay?😂
+Brianna Nichole But if you do end up getting one can I come with you?
YA!
+Brianna Nichole what type of crime are you thinking about
Is the white house on this list?
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+Dhruv Verma F
fat
Why is my high school waaaaay worse than a prison? Srly, can I just drop out dis look like heaven!
*Gaurd*: I have good news!
Prisoner: what?
*Gaurd*: Your being released!
Prisoner: let me finish this episode of spongebob.
Rechange that last one, "I thought you said good news?!"
You need to be in prison this spelling its guard
They"re living better than most people lol.
Not really. Here in Norway most people have everything they need. Having your freedom removed is ... extreme for most people here. Culturally we take up a lot of space, so to speak, and being put into a room the size of half our bedrooms is not pleasant. If we had jails like in the US we would experience riots and a hardening of the criminal.
Du snakker sant min venn. :)
+Øystein A. Good point
+80sMetal me too bro. Man lets go!!
They're* S-sorry!
Quite a few of these luxuries are exactly what some of the inmates need. My hubby has been a correctional officer for 14 years and is now chief of security at one of our state prison farms. He taught me that not all inmates are necessarily bad people, especially when you're talking about work release or minimum security. In our state, we have 2 large farm complexes. The inmates work the fields by hand and tend livestock. The tax payers DO NOT contribute to feeding the population. Anyway.......there are complete assholes anywhere you go, but some of these guys are gonna serve relatively short sentences. If they're gonna stay out of prison, they need a trade or a skill. For some of them, just having a chapel and religious services really does help them. They're people, they're imperfect. A little help can go a long way. And I love the idea of seperate prisons for the elderly.
That being said, there are some crimes that land them in the max or supermax, and those offenders should never see the light of day again!
Cop: your free to go
Me: stab cop
Also me: I ain’t going nowhere
Yay more time to stayy :D
This really annoys me. The whole point of prison is to learn from your mistakes, not have a holiday.
you don't get cold
Cameron Lachlan ??
Not really in some countries they think the prisoners should be taught how to adapt to the world.
...
+iOS iNFiNiTY that's offensive!!!!!!!!!!
k ill go rob a bank now
do it in minecraft get out whenever you want comeback anytime
me too
I'm going to Norway and kidnapping somebody's children
IKR
Aleksandar Milkov just remember there's no WIFI
Instead of studying for my college finals, I think I'll go rob a bank. Does anyone want to join me?
Let's go
I’m down, date and time?
D. Freeman me
im in
D. Freeman meeee
The law: u are going to jail
me: I can't wait to go.
The law: Why?
Me: Those prisons look life coffee and lunch break put together😂😂😂
Marijuana at a prison... Makes sense.
lol
lol
whaaaaaaaa?
My friend worked as a prison guard in wandsworth, my step brother was sent to wandsworth.
Both agree via previous discussions, Cannabis should be freely available in prisons.
It keeps the prisoners calm and sedate, cuts down on in prison bad behavior and additional criminality, and makes it safer for the prison staff overall.
+Luciano G can your friend sneak me in
That ain't no prison.. That's a hotel
"Hmmm, I wanna take music lessons but I can't afford them. Welp, time to commit some crimes!"
Who said they'll teach you?
It said in the beginning.
Mr. Fish the frog lmbo
It definitely makes sense to do this. The point of jail is not to punish or discipline, but to keep criminals out of the public. And this encourages people to stay rather than escape
It definitely is to punish and discipline, have you gone mad?
@@Lizzymorasco4382 it’s their opinion..
Bruh I must commit a crime in Norway 🇳🇴
Same
They still take away your freedom. You can’t leave or see your family when you want.
Steal some chewing gum. Might be enough for a villa room in the norway prison. All for free!!
@@christopheralmeda6403 very ignorant u think that lol. these luxury places are for people with money that do some money irregularities and they pat for that because they can.
@@grass492 but it would be heaven for homeless and orphane
This isn't prison..this is a vacation
On 6:15 he said "Cell Phones And Laptops Are Allowed... But their is no wifi" I choked on my own spit when he said no wifi
.
They committed something bad and there getting a holiday what !!!
No words homeless in street and criminal live like this God help us
Correction facility are not torture chambers .There are just meant to isolate people who are a danger to society.
@@wandacoetzer615 it these country you won't find people homeless
@@pikachudemsy9751 they are also a form of PUNISHMENT. These people don’t deserve stuff like this, they deserve to rot in a concrete box.
"Ok your prison sentence is over you can go now" "NO PLEASE KEEP ME HERE"
XD
Anyone trying to go to prison now?😂
Ikr, stealing pencils XD
JK but I kinda want to go to prison now.
Yah I want
To go to Alcatroz
time to commit a crime in norway!
+Evelyn Villanueva These people are living a better life than me. I think one day i'm just going to go to one of those country, and just commit a crime if my thing don't get better down the road.
+Evelyn Villanueva Idk, i'll just go make a paper airplane and then throw it at a bank to scratch the glass hopefully, and then maybe i'll get sent to Halden jail.
Im prepared to rob a bank now
huub swennenhuis dude shut the fuck up
Then prepare for Guantanamo.
I haven't even said anything
Hahahaa😁🤣😂
huub swennenhuis lol
No one:
Literally noone:
Not a single soul:
Nobody:
Me:mom can i go to prison
Mom:no
Me:what if i dont do my homework??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mom : Gtfo son
😂😂😂😂😂
These prisons are going to increase crime rates lmao
Yep
Carmen Garcia: having my child and husband here makes me very happy
Carmen was convicted for murdering her boyfriend
I think it's really smart to allow prisoners to have family w them instead of breaking them up!
@@vickilawrence7207 nah, they don’t deserve it. They took a life, they deserve to cower in stone walls and be depressed
I would kill for be on one of these prisons
Oh wait...
its worth dieing for!
iv thought that homless people could steal stuff from stores if they dont get caught they kerp what they stole if they do they get a room a a meal per day a somewhat win win situation
Fire Fist Ace
Cobraunie SC lmfao!
Not to introduce this prison system in India. Most of the population will like to get in to the prison
Officer: You can be released.
Me: I KILLED MY WORM
Nooo :(
Fun fact: the reason prisons are like this is because Prisons are harsh and make you even more angry than you are. This kind of relaxes you and changes you.
@@crabcrab4323 lets see. Around 70% of prisoners in America will be back in prison in 5 years from their first release
20% of Norwegian prisoners will go back to prison sometime in their lifetime
Yes there prisons with normal living conditions are working well
.. 👑 ROYAL REHABILITATION