12:17 Your floor mats will do in a pinch, if you're stuck in mud/snow/ice/other. Also, a spray bottle of 2/3 Rubbing Alcohol, and 1/3 water is great for de-icing your windows. Can also be used on frozen locks. Cheers.
Absolutely great advice. Maybe related, maybe not. As a commercial plumber, we test for gas leaks, usually new installs are pressured with air so you can't use a sniffer. Leak detector solution is $12 per bottle. So we use dawn soap and water, which freezes in the winter. Older plumber showed me a hack. Add a bit of windshield washer fluid to the bottle and problem solved. I love learning new things. Thanks again!
What Happened Was That The Signalman Forgot To Change The Points, And The Engine Was Going Slow Enough To Stop Before The Excavator Arm Hit The Boiler Tube. Fun Fact: That Engine Was Used In Thomas And The Magic Railroad.
@@joe125ful Of course they didn't see it. The issue is that not only did the call to stop come at least a hundred feet too late, but it's also unlikely the engineer heard him anyway.
7:37 seriously, what is WRONG with people? The first hit I can sort of wrap my head around, maybe panic not realizing it was in reverse... but to then put in in drive and floor it into a solid object right in front of you?? Why? WHY? Please make it make sense?
I think the two jeeps parked there after he did, given his reaction. The fact that the white jeep is outside the box adds to my theory. Some people are just assholes.
The last one with the guy who parked outside of the lines. They taught him a lesson. I have seen a similar one with a woman who did that, and they waited until she got in through the back, and was ready to back out - then drove the truck on the left away! lol
If you have a closer look at 0:03, for example, you can see that excavator has adapter wheels for train tracks (the small round things in front of and behind the excavator). This is a regular thing. You can then use a regular excavator when something next to or between train tracks needs to be dug up.
@@justinmiller5280 I found a long time ago driving in the rain, then putting on the e-brake just before a hard freeze can freeze the shoes to the disk or drum.
@@justinmiller5280 I learned that the hard way driving through the rain up to the mountain to go skiing. When I came back to my truck, the door weatherstripping was frozen to the jamb, and my rear brakes shoes were stuck to the drums. When I finally got in and tried to back up it took a bit of rocking, then made a hideous POP when the shoes broke loose.
All the stupid ones use to die from their stupidity. Now due to modern medicine and putting warning labels on everything the stupid ones are thriving. We are very close to the movie Idiotocracy becoming our reality. If you haven't seen that movie i highly recommend it. Compare it to our world now.
примерно так же как, в Красноярске вчера один отметил 37 летие, пьяный сел за руль и протаранил 70 машин соседей. А на утро в полиции сказал что ничего не помнил.
2:43 You have reached your destination. Your destination is on your right!!. 👍
That had me tears 😂
Come to comment that also, that was so funny
My wife looked at me funny as I randomly burst out laughing 🤣 that gps timing was too good.
@@cantliff9 You and me both, my friend.
@@wolvo5441
2:49 “you have reached your destination” is pure comedy gold
🤣🤣
I hope you reach the same destination
I'm just imagining that call to fedex "uhh, boss? A tree just fell on my truck" "a TREE? WTF!?" "Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing."
What do you guys think about the situation at 01:56? let me know what you think.
so cool
She said she wants to sleep)) before the car fell) Apparently, she doesn't want to anymore)
8:49 Unlike so many ramp fails, this guy did manage to get the motorcycle into the truck! Credit where it's due.
First thing I thought of, too.
14:00 The train engineer deserves an award! He managed to stop the train with inches to spare!
I don't think anyone appreciates just how impressive that is, to be honest.
The yellow paint 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of a Mr Bean scene where he used firecracker to paint his whole room, but some other bloke went in to get his hat...
Guy was having one of THOSE days….
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i just cant stop laughing, 🤣🤣🤣🤣, and the part with you have reached your destination , its on your right,
his guy is cracking me up like crazy! 😂
@NMT-FunnyMomentsOfTheWeek the yellow 💛💛💛 paint 🎨 face 👀👁️ guy just looking around 🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪
6:59 And from that day on, little Johnny never forgot to check the maximum load of his truck ever again.
That's probably a 5 ton boulder. I wouldn't even put that in any pickup even a dually.
RIP suspension.
@@Kualinar We hardly knew ya.
3:24 yellow paint man. That's one hell of a bad day at the office!
14:22 worried about the keys stuck in the tires... Mate, that tire is BALD, pretty sure those keys saved you from seeing Jesus early.
That guy sounds like Paddy Pimblett
Bald? 1.6mm legal minimum here in UK
Guys, I think he reached his destination.
*passenger door to the right (his destination) inoperable for added insult to injury*
"You have reached your destination."
The best word in humanity
THAT SO COMEDIC LMAOAOOA
and yellow paint, my eyes are so full of tears, i cant see my laptop screen, at 3-15
2:18 Now that will wake you up in the morning. That "gat dayemm" is relatable
12:17 Your floor mats will do in a pinch, if you're stuck in mud/snow/ice/other. Also, a spray bottle of 2/3 Rubbing Alcohol, and 1/3 water is great for de-icing your windows. Can also be used on frozen locks. Cheers.
Absolutely great advice.
Maybe related, maybe not. As a commercial plumber, we test for gas leaks, usually new installs are pressured with air so you can't use a sniffer. Leak detector solution is $12 per bottle. So we use dawn soap and water, which freezes in the winter. Older plumber showed me a hack. Add a bit of windshield washer fluid to the bottle and problem solved. I love learning new things. Thanks again!
Rolls over, lands on side....'you have reached your destination.....' 😂
🤣🤣
Yelling at an oncoming locomotive to stop is the fail in the fist video.
Why?Maybe driver didnt see it?:)
What Happened Was That The Signalman Forgot To Change The Points, And The Engine Was Going Slow Enough To Stop Before The Excavator Arm Hit The Boiler Tube.
Fun Fact: That Engine Was Used In Thomas And The Magic Railroad.
@@joe125ful Of course they didn't see it. The issue is that not only did the call to stop come at least a hundred feet too late, but it's also unlikely the engineer heard him anyway.
HELL YES! They can stop on a dime... as long as the "dime" is the size of an airport!
@@Caden-z5dWhy Is The First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized?
@ 14:01 - Bob's experimental seaweed farming idea would never get past the beta testing of the watertractor.
"MA'AM"
Ahahahahah 😆
12:14 - uses a single stick for traction, pretty sure it's front wheel drive too 😂
It's RWD.
Homie didn't buy the X-Drive edition
BMWs are rear wheel drive.
Never a fan of bicycle fails but loved the clip where the guy ‘reached his destination’ bahahahaha 😅
2:50 "You've reached your destination" 😂😂😂
10:50 was one of the most extreme success to failure instances I have ever seen.
At 15:30 the only way that guy is going to get that boat trailer near the water is if it rains. The easiest trailer in the world to back up.
No, far from "the easiest trailer in the world to backup," but still not difficult at all with a little thought.
Reminds me of the scene from family guy of peter trying to get his boat in the water
lol agreed that’s a pretty long tongue which makes it easier for sure.
To that guy that got boxed in on both sides, I salute you as I had to find creative ways to get into my car before.
If you look close you can see why they did that to him. He was straddling a parking space line, and taking up two spaces.
Maybe just don't double park like a douche and you wouldn't get people boxing you in like that.
2:54 that whole sequence down to the “it was a fail” is a gem
The best Christmas gift is a new fail army upload 🤣
Now with 20% new videos.
7:37 seriously, what is WRONG with people? The first hit I can sort of wrap my head around, maybe panic not realizing it was in reverse... but to then put in in drive and floor it into a solid object right in front of you?? Why? WHY? Please make it make sense?
Room temperature IQ. And I say this as someone using Celsius...
Some of these videos are ANCIENT.
still gives one a good laugh, the yellow paint guy .lol
But still funny as hell. Look at it as a Best Of 2010 to 2022.
6:59 And from that day on, little Johnny never forgot to check the maximum load of his truck ever again. ❤
Bro at 16:04 thought his low end merc was so special he could park between two spaces; guess he'll think twice next time.
I think the two jeeps parked there after he did, given his reaction.
The fact that the white jeep is outside the box adds to my theory.
Some people are just assholes.
The biggest mistake is selling gas to these fools.
Actually, the biggest mistake was to give them a driver's license.
SHAME ON THOSE DRIVING SCHOOLS!
He's part of the Yellow Man Group at 3:23 😆
Buon Natale a tutti voi 👋🎉
Merry Crashmas everybody.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Chrysler!
Happy Holidays jeepliving & everybody watching Fail Army.
😂😂🎉🙋🏼♂️
@@AlejandroPzGz And Happy Goodyear!
That blue car hitting the closing gate was brutal. 🥴
why/ did the driver not see the gate? did not think the gated applied to them? were asleep at the wheel? the driver Definity earned a totaled car.
3:43 comedy legend status achieved! 😂
Fails like these make me feel better about my day. 😂 Work fails are a blessing in disguise!
Ignoring the fail, the shot at 7:51 of them riding through the fields was gorgeous footage!
The last one with the guy who parked outside of the lines. They taught him a lesson. I have seen a similar one with a woman who did that, and they waited until she got in through the back, and was ready to back out - then drove the truck on the left away! lol
15:28 that's Peter Griffin in that car lol
And as always, friends: *NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!* 😂
What if someone got hurt in all the clips that didn't say no one got hurt🤯
will never understand, who says they never got hurt
2:50 you won’t be leaving the destination for a while either.
and the yellow face paint guy,
14:40 when luck is on your side 😮😂
If your reading this, I wish u a Merry Christmas 🎄:)
Merry Christmas!
If my what is reading this?
0:06 why put the excavator there? don't they know it's a train track. it's confusing 🥲
The switch was supposed to be lined for the train to go down the other track but apparently someone forgot to line it.
Jetzt ist es erwiesen 😂 wir werden aussterben 😮
@@SeminoleRail If so, this shift worker is irresponsible and should be disciplined.
@@m.m.2819 if so then sad
If you have a closer look at 0:03, for example, you can see that excavator has adapter wheels for train tracks (the small round things in front of and behind the excavator). This is a regular thing. You can then use a regular excavator when something next to or between train tracks needs to be dug up.
@ 6:26 - even the dog is going, "What happened? What happened? Can I help?" haha! 😂
Rule #1 Never ever ever park in front of a train....😂😂😂😂😂
Hope everyone has a safe holiday
You too! 😊
Failarmy: No one was harmed
Guy at 15:09 : Oh really?
Ikr!!! Smashed foot????
1:49 the slow motion face planting into the ground was hilarious 😭
13:58-14:02 Perhaps a fail for the truck, but a HUGE win for the train.
2:54 if you watch it in slow motion you will feel this man's pain 🤣🤣
6:19 oil pan has left the chat
3:20 the headshake 😂. Oy man.
It's truly a miracle when no one in this video was harmed😊
2:37 - When your boss says 'improvise,' but you're starring in a comedy show instead of working!
11:52 “and that is how I met your mother” 😂
merry christmas fellow fans of failarmy, hope your days goes a lot better than those in these videos
14:23 pls return my keys
😂😂
Merry Christmas to all and more fails to be filmed tonight!
You have reached your destination 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 Indeed
Gratitude for the humans who ask, 'Are you alright?!' - instead of standing there and laughing.
The acting is so natural; truly a masterclass in comedy!
Happy Hanukah Everyone!
Gross
Happy Halloween everyone 😊
dude is christmas bruh
Thanks, joe biden! 🤣🤣🤣
@@Psychodermia 🤣🤣
1:55 Woman say "i wanna sleep".
Well, I think she definitely felt more energized.
0:17😂😂😂
0:25😲😲😲
0:33😱😱😱
The pinnacle of comedy is here! 😂
3:24 Annnnnnd it was allllll yeloooow ~ Coldplay 😂
"No one was harmed"....at 2:37 it is always the Prius drivers with the bald tires
It looks like they left the parking brake on
Pretty sure they just need to release the E-brake.
@@justinmiller5280 I found a long time ago driving in the rain, then putting on the e-brake just before a hard freeze can freeze the shoes to the disk or drum.
@@TheRealRenn That makes a lot of sense. Would make sense if that is what happened here.
@@justinmiller5280 I learned that the hard way driving through the rain up to the mountain to go skiing. When I came back to my truck, the door weatherstripping was frozen to the jamb, and my rear brakes shoes were stuck to the drums. When I finally got in and tried to back up it took a bit of rocking, then made a hideous POP when the shoes broke loose.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas 🎄
I fear for my family's safety knowing these people are operating 4000 pound vehicles at high speeds.
There are enough people (adults) on this earth, where I don’t know how they could survive long enough to actually become adults.
I would love to know the context for 11:07 ....
Monumental ingratitude.
Gift from a stalker
Definitely. How sad you have to be inside to do something like that.
Best video For Christmas 🎄
5:20…and that’s when he realized that his horrible wheel offset was a questionable choice🤔
And if he had proper high aspect ratio tires instead of that low profile garbage it wouldn't have popped.
4:37 bro had less space than me in my garage
Some of these are satisfyingly funny But others are scary
У меня один вопрос: как выжили люди на Земле?
Глядя на этот ролик, у людей явно нет мозгов.
All the stupid ones use to die from their stupidity. Now due to modern medicine and putting warning labels on everything the stupid ones are thriving.
We are very close to the movie Idiotocracy becoming our reality. If you haven't seen that movie i highly recommend it. Compare it to our world now.
примерно так же как, в Красноярске вчера один отметил 37 летие, пьяный сел за руль и протаранил 70 машин соседей. А на утро в полиции сказал что ничего не помнил.
Effectivement, ils n’ont pas le niveau. C’est ce qui fait de l’humain, une espèce attachante, qu’on adore regarder se blesser.
THE YELLOW PAINT!!!
Seeing the red suv just slam into the camper made me think "looks like Florida drivers". THEN i saw the sign displaying the state 😂
8:50 that's the first time I've seen a motorcycle loaded successfully!
"No scooters were harmed" 🛵
Watching these clips makes me double-check my mirrors every time I drive. Stay safe out there!
11:49 How I meet your mother :D
90% of people with driving licenses should be stripped off their sriving licences.
6:37 Someone had the good sense to get off the quad before it could roll over onto him. Amazing.
great video, there are a lot of moments that make me laugh
"No one was harmed"...yeah, right!🙄
people really need to learn what a 'handbrake' is
Guy that ran over the keys and popped his tire, never have I seen that 😂😮😅.
My sister ran over a _steak knife_ on her way to Denver, once.
@hereticpariah6_66 even worse lol
Doctor: Let me get this straight. You broke your wrist… on a stationary bicycle…? 🤨 3:05
Gotta love Christmas uploads
the yellow paint face is tops, poor guy, lol, imagine trying to clean it all up,
MERRY CHRISTMAS FAILARMY!!! THANKS FOR ALL THE FUNNY VIDEOS🎉🎅
I think it's really dangerous.
the prius stuck on ice speaks on so many levels
nO oNe wAs hArMeD zzzzzzz
Not poor poor Strasburg 475 at the start 😢
_You have reached your destination_
Google: *Please review your driving experience* 😃
" You have reached your destination " lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
Road rash, cliff rash, and train rash. Nice variety.