@@matoomza007 Yeah I know. I'm also the one thinking like that. I expected a bit more movements. This is fine too, you probably find it the same way too. I was joking about modern animations only have moving mouths with practically a still image. I'm just being sarcastic about modern hand drawing animes.
i like to think that if machines actually got a chance to talk to each other they would be xbox live trash talking each other with a heavy hint of hollow sadness.
I love the idea of the machines having to be pacifist to eachoder inorder to use the elevators. Like imagine the terminals getting mad and ip banning them from the elevators 😂
This music fits, because in one of the terminals, it says that the disc they play during the layer transitions, can form short-term friendships between machines, and the song is playing in the elevator.
"Machine, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that." - Gaybriel
“So, what’s you least favorite terminal?” “What?” “They’re alive you know, you didn’t P-rank every level and beat Minos Prime?” “I already beat his husk?” “Gabriel above! Human souls can turn into prime souls, which are
Strong as sh#t, if you go to 3-1, after P-ranking every level, you get to fight Minos Prime, after you beat him, there’s a terminal with some human research, the terminals are alive and are manipulating us for entertainment.” “I call bullsh#t.” “I’ll prove it, plug this usb into your cyber grind.” *click* .1 seconds later. “BRO WTF.” “You only get to see the terminal after you beat him, hope you can make it through without parrying with that, oh-so durable body.” 5 minutes pass “Wow, you were not bullsh#tting.” “500 attempts since that body can only run things half as fast as me, Gabriel(like “Jesus” in this situation)you suck.” “Who TF IS GABRIEL?”
V1 will never admit it, but his "brother" got under that metal plating of his. He's kinda right. When all living and non-living beings are drained of all that blood, what will V1 have? How is he going to survive? He's delaying the inevitable, not preventing it
My ass thought this video is going to be 2d animation
Bro it's a 2d animation they just put still image and maybe they move their mouth. They move their mou... oh wait. They don't have one.
@@Astrawboy_NameAlreadyInUse i mean like animated drawing kind of thing
@@matoomza007 Yeah I know. I'm also the one thinking like that. I expected a bit more movements. This is fine too, you probably find it the same way too. I was joking about modern animations only have moving mouths with practically a still image. I'm just being sarcastic about modern hand drawing animes.
too lazy to learn it :D
same
i like to think that if machines actually got a chance to talk to each other they would be xbox live trash talking each other with a heavy hint of hollow sadness.
Tru
“So yeah, you’re gay” [plays classical sample]
@@Ribbons0121R121 lmaoooo
@@Ribbons0121R121 That's literally what Claire de lune was
That is literally just 4chan
I expect V1 would say "you dollar store 7-11 security ass"
UNDERRATED AS FUCK
>Ask about his job
Ask about this city
Ask about the library
Resume awkward silence
NIKO PFP :D
ONESHOT??
Drop it
Oneshot.
epic singularchance reference
Bro i just got addicted to ultrakill and evangellion
Just like me fr!!!
Same bro
I like both it's just Evangelion I fell out of after the end of "the end of evangelion"
@@NoThoughsHeadEmptyLove your username lmao, don't know why it fits so well in this
@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 thank yuo 🥺
when you realize both are sci fi and pull shit from the bible
My favorite sub-genre!
Robot with blood
@@MintzCandyXD oh yeah true
now we just need the ultrakill hospital scene
thousand layer stare
Yeah I need my damn arm
wtf
im dying V1.. please stop beatboxing...
@@cutieee_x DONT TRY TO ACT LIKE ME /j
"Shut the fuck up, I already P-ranked you."
-V1 (probably)
"womp womp"
wise words.
I like how causal they are, no fighting, just chilling in the elevator, then suddenly get in an argument
Ah yes, I love how important they are to the fabric of the universe.
Bruh just called him a hot tamales 💀
i actually really like V2 having a deeper voice its a little detail that makes him somehow a lot more appealing
1:33 GOD I CRACKED UP SO BAD
Holy moly ultravangellion anime is real!!
Not canon, v1 would've already ripped v2's hand off by the 2nd line
Stop taking my arm
@@Sombratheuh womp womp
i like to think they're in the only elevator to heaven to get more blood
bro reconstructed him to have him help
@@cabypaby Reconstruct what?! *insert low tier hakita*
I love when he said womp womp and womped all over the place
Assuming Gabriel is Shinji, that hospital scene is going to hit way differently.
womp womp
@@mino_pime what
womp womp
@@mino_pime tf you mean “WOMO WOMP”!?
womp womp
"V1 if you don't get in the Eva we'll have V2 do it for you."
0:46 my fav part
Strangely relaxing oh wait they are starting to talk
1:07 [big shot]
[[KROMER]]
Spamton reference
1:08 "with his fragile body" said the one who lost his arm
>I'm Not Dumb You Know
> FROM THE LOOK OF YOU. YES
v1 forgot that they are the same except for the fucking paint
he just really hates the color red
Racism
tf2
V2 has better armor plating and is build physically stronger
I mean, when you start to think about it, V1, V2, EVA 1, EVA 2...
OH GOD
V1: So I found these weird metal-eating bugs and adopted them.
V2: ... what
I love the idea of the machines having to be pacifist to eachoder inorder to use the elevators. Like imagine the terminals getting mad and ip banning them from the elevators 😂
Man i thought v1 was gonna have a packgod moment
even the colors are correct!
these voices are pretty soothing to listen to????
This is how V1 ACTUALLY got from one layer to another.
This music fits, because in one of the terminals, it says that the disc they play during the layer transitions, can form short-term friendships between machines, and the song is playing in the elevator.
Thumbnail looked better than what we got
This is why we have those drop chute holes instead
if the elevator shafts had an elevator:
The terminal theme in the background :)
So apparently all the Niko pfps in the local area gathered in this comment section
Well we take the elevator shaft
"Is this ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it." - V1
"Machine, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that." - Gaybriel
this is just ULTRAKILL if it had elevators instead of hellevators
This is my favorite part 0:03
Just vibeing
Hopefully they dont have an earthquake in the elevator
I think I gotta finish evengalion now
I thought it was going to be the scottish eleven meme
1:33 womp womp
Idk why, but I immediately said, "Remeber, no husks"
NOT THE WOMP WOMP LMFAO
WHY I HATE YOU V1 I’LL GET MY ARM BACK WATCH
nah that womp womp was personal
he did not let that slide
I was waiting for the awkward cough
If I was stuck in an elevator with v2 i'm crashing that shi
vroom vroom
i fcking love this
This is a sick album cover
I love Evangelion and ultrakill so much
V1, crank that soulja boy.
"Minos, crank that soulja boy."
Lore after kind extinction
they skipped sliding down the pyramid
0:08 STRAIGHT BARS🗣🔥🔥
STANDING HERE,
I sympathize with v2
ULTRAKILL Movie Leak real
Womp womp
“So, what’s you least favorite terminal?”
“What?”
“They’re alive you know, you didn’t P-rank every level and beat Minos Prime?”
“I already beat his husk?” “Gabriel above! Human souls can turn into prime souls, which are
Strong as sh#t, if you go to 3-1, after P-ranking every level, you get to fight Minos Prime, after you beat him, there’s a terminal with some human research, the terminals are alive and are manipulating us for entertainment.”
“I call bullsh#t.”
“I’ll prove it, plug this usb into your cyber grind.”
*click*
.1 seconds later.
“BRO WTF.”
“You only get to see the terminal after you beat him, hope you can make it through without parrying with that, oh-so durable body.”
5 minutes pass
“Wow, you were not bullsh#tting.” “500 attempts since that body can only run things half as fast as me, Gabriel(like “Jesus” in this situation)you suck.”
“Who TF IS GABRIEL?”
V1 will never admit it, but his "brother" got under that metal plating of his. He's kinda right. When all living and non-living beings are drained of all that blood, what will V1 have? How is he going to survive? He's delaying the inevitable, not preventing it
He got under that plating in more ways than one
holy crap an evangelion and ultrakill video made by someone with a oneshot pfp
We are in everywhere
gopro vs gas station security camera GO
John Ultrakill vs Gary Ultrakill
+FIST FULL OF DOLLAR
Even the colors are the same as in the original
1:14 to be honest, he is kinda like a robot dracula. So in other words, he is the alucard of the game.
Oneshot pfp?
oh hell yeah
my dumbass really though it was going to be the scene from piggy rp film
judgement
hospital scene next
This is so fuckin good!!
Then they kissed.
The First and Second Version in an elevator. The Second Version hates the First Version, despite being worse than it.
that womp womp hits
Hellevator
IM YOUR 670 SUBSCRIBER!
Someone please explain why everyone keeps taking about a hospital
v2 is not lore accurate
True, he should’ve been a jar of blood
Machine on machine crime
@@cabypaby *martini glass
@@cabypaby"reconstruct WHAT"
@@certifiedpossum1638”there’s nothing left”
Im gonna be one of those some day.
Don't think I didn't notice you using the original "were you fooling" in the elevator
V2 picked all the bad dialogue options
evakill
Oneshot fans 🤝 Ultrakill fans
of course YOU have blue paint and pronouns.
ARM SPOTTED
V1 GO!!!!!!!
Cool video, It's literally me and my brother for sure😅.
Is this a oneshot reference ?!?!
V1! Crank that souja boy!!!
what do you use to make3 these i need to remake that one nichijou elevator scene with gabriel and the v machines
Used VRChat on standalone quest 3 because my pc is still arriving to my place in like 2 days. Creative way to make up for the lack of SFM tools
EATEOT flashbacks
omg ultrakill & hfjone fan spotted 👁️👁️
yippeee
we’re so back
i thought this was just a loop for people to just download or sumthin :I
mirage is rei
v1 is shinji
v2 is asuka
alternatively, v1 is rei, v2 is asuka, and mirage is shinji